I wanted to watch but I was too busy cleaning my glasses.
@greedyd5524
5 жыл бұрын
Anynom You better get those patent papers finished
@purplebec9112
Жыл бұрын
Tee hee, Im getting glasses finally and I can't wait to clean them. 😅 If someone says something important to me this is what I'll say "I'm too busy cleaning my glasses." That will be so much fun! Edit: I got them and I love making this reference to my friends 🥰😊
@christieperry4361
4 жыл бұрын
Working in a grocery store, I often used to say "let's go to the turkey database"
@ianvincibl3
3 жыл бұрын
That is litteraly the greatest thing I've ever heard.
@jeanine613
Жыл бұрын
Lucky guy, he’s about to find out I’m Ben Murphy.
@coreychilders7678
2 жыл бұрын
The script for Riding with Death was reworked and eventually became the basis for Cars 2.
@shawnfields2369
Жыл бұрын
I can believe that. Why wouldn't it become an even WORSE movie?!?
@cageycretins
8 ай бұрын
This cracks me up every time i watch this!!! :) "Peter Fonda is Richard Petty in "The Marcel Marceau Story".
@wickedmuffin76
4 жыл бұрын
Because of this episode I call windshield washer fluid "Smurf urine"
@richard-hawley
3 жыл бұрын
Leave Robert Denby alone!
@wileyschmitt
6 жыл бұрын
Vote Denby (paid for and left alone by the Elusive Council for a less harassed Robert Denby).
@MrU4theChillWind
6 жыл бұрын
The network took a few ~30min tv episodes and glued them together to make an 80-minute movie. Then you took what those turkeys did and whittled back down to about 30 min. Sweeeeeeet!
@MrU4theChillWind
6 жыл бұрын
btw, thanks for uploading your shortened versions. It's a great way to re-visit great episodes
@wileyschmitt
6 жыл бұрын
Your appreciation is much appreciated. And as #30 is likely on it's way in the near future you can also count on another 'best of' of the last ten episodes on the playlist.
@greedyd5524
5 жыл бұрын
You like Robert Denby?
@pronkb000
4 жыл бұрын
@@greedyd5524 I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.
@UberNeuman
Жыл бұрын
William Sylvester is in heaven now, still cleaning his glasses.
@christieperry4361
5 жыл бұрын
Peter Fonda is Richard Petty in the Marcel Marceau story
@Efro1632
4 жыл бұрын
I love that one.
@JPMadden
2 жыл бұрын
I had to know how far it is from Torrance to Long Beach, California. As long as Ben Murphy averages ONE mph along the most direct route, he should be able to make the journey in the allotted 13 hours.
@chimpinaneckbrace
3 ай бұрын
12:53 On top of that he’s a half hour behind schedule. Did Ben Murphy put the truck in neutral with the hope that downhill momentum will get them there? Maybe they are rolling backwards. What a turkey.
@greedyd5524
5 жыл бұрын
Ok everyone mellow out... He’s invisible but he’s still Ben Murphy
@tabomst3k466
3 жыл бұрын
Were they Butterballs ? Opened up a can of worms on that one, and that guy is still cleaning his glasses.
@shawnfields2369
Жыл бұрын
"Gotta clean my glasses, they're still filthy!"
@TapiocaTwoStep
3 жыл бұрын
This episode makes me wanna throw myself on the ground!
@WorldWar2freak94
5 жыл бұрын
Did the doctor ever finish the patent papers?
@SimonFurber
Жыл бұрын
Patent pending.
@Nickel_The_Wise
5 жыл бұрын
WHOOHHOHOOOH! YAHOOO, *PBBBBBPHBBTHHHH!!*
@PatTheBatmanFan
3 жыл бұрын
Now I want you to jump up and down and go “AHHYUGUHUH!”
@bpivr
Жыл бұрын
Smokey and the Bandit merged with the Six Million Dollar Man How did this not become a hit?
@chimpinaneckbrace
3 ай бұрын
🎶 Ain’t got no record….ain’t got no band…..but I got me a song about a truck drivin’ man…..Oym awn there……Oym awn there…..🚛🎶
@dr.barrycohn5461
Жыл бұрын
Ben Murphy, again?! He wasn't born in 1958. It was 1942. He's 80 now.
@jeffreygunn3150
3 жыл бұрын
So odd that William Sylvester was in this chunk of lead after playing a significant character in “2001: A Space Odyssey,” one of the greatest movies ever made.
@UberNeuman
2 жыл бұрын
True, but a man's gotta eat, you turkey.
@johnparrott4689
Жыл бұрын
Good catch! Dr. Floyd!
@awkwardboy
Жыл бұрын
"You can't eat gold medals" -Jesse Owens
@Goawaykidyoubotherme
Жыл бұрын
He went from Gorgo and Devil Doll to 2001 to Riding with death
@christieperry4361
4 жыл бұрын
"...do ya buy that?"
@TheWonderStraw
4 жыл бұрын
"...still with me?"
@only257
Жыл бұрын
Hilarious episode great riffing good host segments in riding with death😊
@christieperry4361
5 жыл бұрын
Leonard, listen to me... "NO!"
@albrown7977
Жыл бұрын
5:13 What he meant to say was,"For the love of God, please stop! You are making my ears bleed!" 7:56 He is working on papers in a helicopter without patent papers? Am I the only one that is confused? I really don't see this guy using a 'memory palace.' Especially since his formula doesn't even work. 9:24 Why is there a speaker in the back of a diesel truck's cargo hold? 10:29 Flashbacks to things he wasn't even awake for. 11:12 How do his clothes and watch turn invisible? 11:37 So he turns off the only advantage he has in this fight? Because... reasons? I suppose the whole movie can't be bad guys throwing themselves to the ground. 12:22 Be sure to look away from the four guys you are arresting while standing next to them. 12:26 Where did all these ropes come from? 12:51 Just ignore the sound of the helicopter's blades in the background. 20:15 Shooting at a gas tank will just put a hole in the gas tank. Without a flame, nothing will happen. 20:05 Isn't this the most convoluted plan to kill someone? 26:42 With all the things he could be doing as an invisible secret agent (sabotage, survivance, fugitive capture, information gathering, etc.), all he uses it for is to get in drunken, uneven, fist fights? 28:36 How many plotlines does this movie have? I'm still waiting for The Grim Reaper to show up. 32:24 She has telepathy, I guess? 34:28 This version of the movie 'Speed' sucks. 35:59 And thus the concept of 'Brokeback Mountain' was born.
@FantasyfootballRedd13
2 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this episode I ask myself, “What the hell just happened to me?” Yeah, that’s all I can say is, “What the hell happened to me?”
@furrybogard9724
Жыл бұрын
That's what happens when you actually like Robert Denby
@FantasyfootballRedd13
Жыл бұрын
@@furrybogard9724 🤣🤣🤣👍
@furrybogard9724
Жыл бұрын
@@FantasyfootballRedd13 You really did make the pants too long
@AmericasChoice
5 жыл бұрын
Ben Murphy at his Ben Murphyist
@christieperry4361
5 жыл бұрын
Butter balls? Let's go to the turkey database
@jonathanbethards3689
5 жыл бұрын
That first time I heard that ongoing turkey gag had me laughing so hard I was about to pee myself
@johnparrott4689
Жыл бұрын
‘I can fart up a storm!’😂
@TheWonderStraw
2 жыл бұрын
LOL @ 19:28 "Stand Clear..." XD
@eddieavilia2299
Жыл бұрын
Pumping Buffalo?! ...🤣🤣😆
@henrymccoy7171
Жыл бұрын
"... and half of them weren't even aired." After viewing this cinematic merde-pile, i can see why...
@ZM7241994
Жыл бұрын
New England Journalists!
@purplebec9112
Жыл бұрын
Is it wrong to know what he actually said? Which is funny too. "Over there where the jungle is." Went to a place where its definitely not a jungle. 😂
@ian_b
4 жыл бұрын
This was a TV series called Gemini Man. This must be the pilot? Hence the starring of Ben Murphy, hot off his forgotten success in Alias Smith And Jones.
@control_the_pet_population
Жыл бұрын
It's two episodes smashed together in the editing room with some stock footage from a different movie sprinkled in the opening act. (also see: MST3K Master Ninja I and II)
@ian_b
Жыл бұрын
@@control_the_pet_population Makes sense. Always a recipe for a great movie!
@albrown7977
Жыл бұрын
@@control_the_pet_population I was wondering why this movie seemed to have two completely different, dumb plotlines.
@BlackAdam1231
4 жыл бұрын
The 1 vote down was Dr.Hale
@l.a.gothro3999
3 жыл бұрын
I keep hearing "Edwin Denby", but maybe because there was a high school in Detroit named after that man who was SecNavy in Harding and Coolidge Administrations, and said school was my high school's main rival in sports.
@christieperry4361
5 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna stink for three years!"
@TheXabl0
6 жыл бұрын
LOVE this fucking episode
@DenOfVipers
5 жыл бұрын
was it your intention to make the runtimes for all of these matching numbers? 23:23? 33:33? 35:35?
@SimonFurber
Жыл бұрын
Love you guys.
@arkayoarkayo4739
4 ай бұрын
..."Do you "buy" that?". 😂
@joshuablack8221
8 ай бұрын
I could never call a dude “big daddy” 😂😂 No way ☠️
@racheledwards2352
2 жыл бұрын
What a turkey
@christieperry4361
4 жыл бұрын
But- I have to clean my glasses
@SimonFurber
Жыл бұрын
That denim shirt. 😂
@joshuablack8221
4 жыл бұрын
29:13 “pumping buffalo???” 😂😂😂😂
@kellyweingart3692
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@kellyweingart3692
3 жыл бұрын
It’s Skeletor
@kellyweingart3692
3 жыл бұрын
“Castle Greyskull will be mine!”
@christieperry4361
4 жыл бұрын
It's Abby, I'm late ...she's pregnant?
@garysuarez9614
2 жыл бұрын
As a trucker, this movie is a comedy of errors from pretty the word go. The 70's was a lot of things, but this ain't it. These guys made an unwatchable movie "a real knee slapper!"
@shawnfields2369
Жыл бұрын
Well, that'd probably be their specialty. They can take any film, especially the worst and most obscure movies, and make them watchable, or take a completely watchable film, and somehow make it even more worth watching, because that's the magic of either MST3K/RiffTrax. And these guys are hilarious, and it doesn't matter who's on with them, they always make it hilarious to watch, so I'm even surprised that someone can even rank their "Funniest Episodes"; because every single episode is so funny that I'd have trouble even choosing a funniest episode, because all of their episodes are so great. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must clean my glasses, the turkeys are coming...
@insertclevername4123
Жыл бұрын
This is a weird episode for me--the riffing is some of my favorite, but the movie itself is just so ineptly cobbled together from the cancelled TV show that it's hard to watch.
@MrBjanders
5 ай бұрын
You're as elusive as Robert Denby!
@joshuablack8221
4 жыл бұрын
29:29 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@christieperry4361
4 жыл бұрын
Was this the episode with Robert Reed and Tom T Hall??
@maxell149
Ай бұрын
@6:04-6:06 she low key botched that stunt but she tried.
@SimonFurber
Жыл бұрын
On your mudflaps buddy.
@PatTheBatmanFan
3 жыл бұрын
Can _anyone_ tell me the significance of “Universal... except for you Ron”? 😬
@adamfowler5475
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone's voice in this movie is like irritating to hear, as if the audio mics put way too much clarity/treble in their voices.
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