I'm still waiting for "Scissors and I", "Rock and I" to complete the trilogy.
@toupac3195
3 жыл бұрын
I bet they exist. It's just a matter of time until they are found. In fact, I remember a reel to reel film in school about scissors 🤭😁
@lauranolastnamegiven3385
3 жыл бұрын
@@toupac3195 did it teach you not to run with them?
@jacksongibbs8998
3 жыл бұрын
As long as “Rock and I” stars Dwane Johnson, I’ll watch it.
@TetsuDeinonychus
3 жыл бұрын
"Come back, Zinc!"
@ThePageofRage
3 жыл бұрын
Scissors: Are you ready to take vengeance against your classmates, Willy?
@Popebug
3 жыл бұрын
I'd pay to see the paper bag and Coily the Spring Sprite fight to the death.
@matthewszalkowski4719
3 жыл бұрын
Coily would shred paper bag🔥
@escalatingbarbarism5096
3 жыл бұрын
They would never, they're both demons from the same circle of hell.
@fromthecheapseats7126
3 жыл бұрын
I hope it would be a tie.
@KyleRayner12
3 жыл бұрын
Throw in Clippy and we could cleanse the scourge of informational animated monstrosities from the Earth.
@matthewszalkowski4719
3 жыл бұрын
Great fatal three way,clippy vs coily vs paper bag
@louisdellalucca8969
3 жыл бұрын
When you use a giant saw without safety guards, you’re shaking hands with danger. Budew bubadewdew.
@chillydawgg4354
3 жыл бұрын
Shake Hands with Paper
@ericthe7177
3 жыл бұрын
Paper is like that
@shannondore
3 жыл бұрын
Aaahhhh I see what you did there.😆
@steelmag9
3 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@rasmusdegn9690
3 жыл бұрын
Wah waaaaaahw
@BamThwokCanada
3 жыл бұрын
Another film in the "inanimate objects come to life and punish humanity with the help of a child" series.
@srbrant5391
3 жыл бұрын
So _AKIRA,_ then?
@nerdking731
3 жыл бұрын
@@srbrant5391 If Willy starts doing that Tetsuo shit, I'm gone.
@Lunar_Atronach
2 жыл бұрын
@@srbrant5391 i had a spit take and had to dry off my phone because of you
@srbrant5391
2 жыл бұрын
@@Lunar_Atronach This made my day.
@mrlaz9011
2 жыл бұрын
@@srbrant5391 rifftrax seems to have cut out the part where willy rampages through the city by crushing everyone with his psychic paper powers.
@GameKeeper28
3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else creeped out about how chipper he sounded while saying "Where our skin is peeled clean"?
@starmanda88
2 жыл бұрын
YES
@srbrant5391
2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the old "Cluckin' Chicken" skit from SNL.
2 жыл бұрын
And how chipper he sounded about going into the chipper.
@Desslar
2 жыл бұрын
I was creeped out by that Dad smoking next to his kid at breakfast.
@kenthuang436
2 жыл бұрын
@SR Brant I thought of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
@CountryCarReviews
2 жыл бұрын
Willy went on to be the model patient at the local psyche hospital
@Zara-Bari
3 жыл бұрын
"How can we make an ordinary everyday item horrific and nightmarish?" -The creators of this short, probably
@srbrant5391
3 жыл бұрын
"And a young David Lynch realizes his destiny."
@LL-bl8hd
3 жыл бұрын
The producers of "A Case of Spring Fever" after seeing this: "Write that down, write that down!"
@DJHolte
3 жыл бұрын
No kidding. Jeezus, this would've given me years of nightmares if I'd seen it as a child. Hell, maybe even now.
@DoctorInk20
3 жыл бұрын
They probably saw the _This Is Hormel_ short and thought "Challenge Accepted."
@teedup8995
3 жыл бұрын
Lol!!
@tommybutler731
3 жыл бұрын
This felt like the origin story of a paper-obsessed serial killer.
@jkdbuck7670
3 жыл бұрын
That's because it WAS.
@AdrianColley
3 жыл бұрын
In a Batman movie
@derekstein6193
3 жыл бұрын
The origin of the Origami Killer from Heavy Rain.
@specialpatrolgroup92
2 жыл бұрын
@@derekstein6193 Or the end of L.A. Noire
@DaWhiteWolffie
2 жыл бұрын
The Papercut killings were a horrible time back in the 1960s. It took John Rock and Jill Scissors 5 years to finally take him down. All victims were covered in a thousand tiny cuts that slowly bled them to death.
@HylianFox3
3 жыл бұрын
"The way he holds on to that paper sack..." "Giving you any ideas, honey?"
@AuroDHikoshi
3 жыл бұрын
"those days ended when we popped him out!"
@RedHeadKevin
3 жыл бұрын
Dear God... That was a horrific and detailed account of that tree describing its own torture, skinning, cooking, and rolling. That thing should be begging WIlly not to put him through the machines.
@Mr72Dolphins
3 жыл бұрын
This is just a modern version of "The Epic of Gilgamesh ".
@skeetsmcgrew3282
3 жыл бұрын
Accidentally a film about environmentalism
@suchiuomizu
3 жыл бұрын
If only such a piece of meat appeared in 'This is Hormel'.
@MkeKen67
3 жыл бұрын
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 - especially the part about the United States using twice as much paper as other countries.
@Mibbitmaker
3 жыл бұрын
This is why Dunder-Mifflin should never let Michael Scott make any of their propaganda videos!
@jacksongibbs8998
3 жыл бұрын
Give Michael some credit. Even he wouldn’t have let this fly.
@savvybear11781
14 күн бұрын
@@jacksongibbs8998 that's what she said
@UJEvans
3 жыл бұрын
"You've done well for the order of the pulp, willy. As your reward you will take my place as the paper bag." "Do you mean it?" "Of course, and I will take your burden as a human boy."
@Popebug
2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the greatest things every written.
@ShojoBakunyu
3 жыл бұрын
NO SPRINGS! I mean... NO TREES!
@davidgrange8182
3 жыл бұрын
“His temperature is all gone.” You mean, Willy has achieved absolute zero???
@Panzer_the_Merganser
3 жыл бұрын
Light, sound, the very air around Willy has been stopped in its tracks.
@Panzer_the_Merganser
3 жыл бұрын
@@Stevie-J It’s there we’ll learn of his transformation due to eating gamma-ray grits, or an experimental peach cobbler gone horribly wrong.
@srbrant5391
2 жыл бұрын
"You're a Bose-Einstein condensate, Willy!"
@kaimln
2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! thank you
@kaimln
2 жыл бұрын
@@srbrant5391 Like the movie Spectral (2016)!
@michaelevangatto1659
3 жыл бұрын
This huffing PSA is way darker than the one i saw in DARE class
@ClayLoomis1958
3 жыл бұрын
Yup, Drugs Are Like That.
@KyleRayner12
2 жыл бұрын
@@ClayLoomis1958 Huh? What? A baby?
@yakiclone1
2 жыл бұрын
fill me with your dark magic
@srbrant5391
Жыл бұрын
Sandwich fumes are habit-forming.
@jakepullman4914
3 жыл бұрын
"Thanks for saving my life, Willy!" Dude he was literally a second from popping you.
@dahlrjay63
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if anything, he should have been thanking the mother and taking her on a magical educational journey ... Which, would have made for a much more interesting video.
@andystegall7407
Жыл бұрын
"You should've killed me when you had the chance, Willy! Now I'll be with you until the end of time, Willy!"
@calstonjew
3 жыл бұрын
"Zinc... Zinc, come back ZINC!"
@bonafide9781
2 жыл бұрын
“Paper, paper, paper, paper, must kill parents…I mean paper.”
@Auryanne
3 жыл бұрын
HOly crap the tree cheerfully talking about having his skin peeled off, chopped up, and cooked.
@skeetsmcgrew3282
3 жыл бұрын
Youd think they would have glossed over the fact that an anthropomorphized tree was eventually going to be mutilated. But nope, they leaned into it hard
@KyleRayner12
3 жыл бұрын
Getting some strong Hormel vibes off this
@pjabrony8280
3 жыл бұрын
And when he says cooked, he means COOKED.
@Bobsheaux
3 жыл бұрын
I'll often read stories to my streaming audience using voices that they pick out for me to read in, and I LOVE how one of their favorites is 'Paper Bag'. lmao
@SgtScorpious
3 жыл бұрын
Ohai
@glarnboudin4462
2 жыл бұрын
Ayyy, I love your videos, dude! Keep up the great work!
@bromodragone8405
2 жыл бұрын
Hi there, Bob. How ya doing?
@darklordumbreon
2 жыл бұрын
Small world Bob lol
@markalexander3659
Жыл бұрын
If you think Willy telling the whole class about his paper was bad, wait until you see Paper tell the whole class about his willy
@Tareltonlives
3 жыл бұрын
"We'll show them their sins, Willy!" "And then we march on Saruman!" This is a classic short.
@pt008
3 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how well documented the child bedroom invasions are, from the 50s and 60s.
@julieporter7805
Жыл бұрын
How did our parents survive that dreaded time? 😳😱
@Pocketrocket-pj1us
Жыл бұрын
The ones from the late 60's & 70's are too graphic to show. They're locked away in a big warehouse, like the ARK is in.
@deandupont5503
3 жыл бұрын
True Trivia Time: paintball guns were invented for the purpose of marking trees. It saved the foresters time and effort; they could mark trees from 100 feet away.
@srbrant5391
2 жыл бұрын
To keep their distance from talking paper bags.
@leonardgrzywacz816
2 жыл бұрын
"You'll never be rid of me Willy!!"
@snorpenbass4196
3 жыл бұрын
"What's that Mr Paper bag? I should get the scissors and make mommy and daddy's skin into bags like you? And then burn the house down to cover up my tracks?"
@pjabrony8280
3 жыл бұрын
"The name's Papery! The paper sprite, they call me!"
@somecathchick
3 жыл бұрын
"I'll show Papery, I'm gonna digitize everything"
@cujoedaman
3 жыл бұрын
This is quite possibly one of the most disturbing things anyone has made. It's like some full ad for Omega Mart.
@Senseman
3 жыл бұрын
"Rayon, New Jersey" got me good.
@plucas1
3 жыл бұрын
Wow. I never thought 2D animation could so thoroughly lodge itself in The Uncanny Valley.
@jbug1979
3 жыл бұрын
drink a shot every time they say WILLY.
@lauranolastnamegiven3385
3 жыл бұрын
don't! alcohol poisoning is real!
@chillydawgg4354
3 жыл бұрын
A drink of beer
@Tareltonlives
3 жыл бұрын
Willy won't go home!
@teedup8995
3 жыл бұрын
Even if you just drink water you would drown!
@RIXRADvidz
3 жыл бұрын
Bong Hits. and you may get as High as Me here at Mile High Denver.
@uhhuhsure
2 жыл бұрын
I suppose I could turn this short into a drinking game where I take a sip every time I hear the name "Willie" but I don't want to die an early death from alcohol poisoning.
@erin6784
3 жыл бұрын
Ah great. We've met Coily the Spring Sprite's cousin.
@tonyjackson4078
3 жыл бұрын
Hi Willy! I'm a rolling paper! You can use me for tobacco....or maybe we can get a little sorted....hehehe
@snap2snip
2 жыл бұрын
15:33 “Go on, Willy” give me the sweet release of death
@RIXRADvidz
3 жыл бұрын
Willie went on to be the World's Oldest Bag Boy at Piggly Wiggly
@brossichi1988
2 жыл бұрын
The last scene is so metal yet so heartwarming. Willy and his parents slay the demon bag together.
@srbrant5391
2 жыл бұрын
"They paid for their arrogance in blood!"
@BronsonTheCat
3 жыл бұрын
“Huff my contents Willy!”
@ClayLoomis1958
3 жыл бұрын
And when Willy flies, his feet flop in the air like broken twigs.
@Popebug
3 жыл бұрын
The animation is disturbingly fluid.
@FunkySaurb456
3 жыл бұрын
I can't even begin to think about how many films like these my dad had to torturously sit through and watch when he was a kid. It would explain a great many things about him that's for sure, like his unwillingness to talk about his past for example.
@andystegall7407
Жыл бұрын
Was he the kid who played Willy?
@srbrant5391
2 жыл бұрын
“And a young David Lynch realizes his destiny.”
@angelabryant9766
3 жыл бұрын
This short is so freaking horrifying...and the scariest part is, I think the creators think this is charming and delightful.
@Zara-Bari
3 жыл бұрын
You don't think being kidnapped out of your bedroom in the dead of night by a paperbag is fun?
@crazyfvck
3 жыл бұрын
@Angela Bryant I wouldn't say it's horrifying. Weird, yes, but not horrifying.
@teedup8995
3 жыл бұрын
I,d rather be taken by Mr B Natural!
@robokill387
Жыл бұрын
I don't know, the part where the tree happily narrates how he is skinned alive, chopped up, boiled and beaten is kind of nightmarish in a world where they're alive and can feel pain.
@suedenim
3 жыл бұрын
It's rare to see parents in one of these things react rationally to bizarre new obsessions in their children and home invasions by weird creatures from other planes of existence.
@kaylanrogo204
3 жыл бұрын
A Talking Paper Bag!?!
@theboombody
3 жыл бұрын
The bag doesn't sound as drunk as the cat though.
@Tareltonlives
3 жыл бұрын
they're like polar opposites of enthusiasm
@erin750i
3 жыл бұрын
That kid was way creepier than that paper bag.
@nickfarmer2452
3 жыл бұрын
Huffing sandwich fumes: when knocking back a bottle and a half of robitussin just doesn't do it for you any more.
@thomaspalazzolo5902
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the sequel to Withnail and I.
@JoeDeRosasMainDitch
3 жыл бұрын
Ah, a fellow thespian!
@AdrianColley
3 жыл бұрын
Scrubbers! Scrubbers! The heart of the paper mill.
@SithBunny1
Жыл бұрын
So, no question about why this child is walking around like he's hypnotized by a freaking paper bag? I'm pretty sure it's secretly a paper-based demon.
@andrewpytko4773
Жыл бұрын
Can't believe there weren't any callbacks to "Case of Spring Fever."
@HailSatanLLC
2 жыл бұрын
"Don't bring a gun to the courthouse Willy!" Bang bang Willy's Silver Hammer came down, on his head! Bang bang Willy's silver hammer made sure, he was dead!
@StephanieLenz71
3 жыл бұрын
Paper Bag, fill me with your dark magicks!
@srbrant5391
2 жыл бұрын
“YOU’LL NEVER BE RID OF ME, WILLY!”
@AlcoholicBoredom
3 жыл бұрын
12:00 And Thanos snaps causing half of all paper products in the universe to disappear.
@abitofabitofabit4404
3 жыл бұрын
Today I learned that Zinc Oxide and You wasn't that much of a parody.
@misterblueskyyy
2 жыл бұрын
If you haven't seen A Case of Spring Fever yet...
@AmberGolden97
2 жыл бұрын
2:47 - "My god, this one's talking... Burn this whole forest down, leave nothing alive!!" 😂😂😂😂
@theotherghostgirl337
3 жыл бұрын
Why does the construction worker have the most realistic reaction to all paper products disappearing
@monkfan72
3 жыл бұрын
Paper Bag is somehow creepier than Coily.
@nickfarmer2452
3 жыл бұрын
Coily was a one-off visitation. Paper Bag visited night after night to abduct his victim.
@frankgutierrez6016
3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad it was a used bag talking to him and not toilet paper.
@mmw2687
3 жыл бұрын
That voice! I kept expecting it to suddenly say, “NOOooo paper!”
@225Perfect
3 жыл бұрын
That cartoon face is legit terrifying. It'll haunt my dreams.
@katherinenoggle6407
3 жыл бұрын
"I'm just serving some gruel to the other captured children." Oh. My. God. Dark, fellows, very dark. But I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
@chillydawgg4354
2 жыл бұрын
Mike should get into doing cartoon voices
@BlazingOwnager
3 жыл бұрын
30 years later, the detectives try to solve the rash of killings involving paper bag suffocations and pulping machines.
@Birchwood1976
2 жыл бұрын
If Mr. Paper Bag and Coily were to ever join forces it wold be end of us all
@6Shooter28
7 ай бұрын
I really enjoy the implication that Billy has become unhealthily fixated on inanimate objects before. Dad was way too quick with that "he's sick again" for this to be a first
@GruntGamerProductions
3 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of video that inspired that Simpsons joke "A World Without Zinc."
@srbrant5391
2 жыл бұрын
"The only me is me, Willy! Are you the only you that's you?"
@a..c..2469
3 жыл бұрын
Measuring man will save the day.. WAT UP RIFFTRAX FAM
@HylianFox3
3 жыл бұрын
oh jeez, they GOTTA make Measuring Man available for free "EVERY SPIN IS TORTUUUUURE!!!" "Stop talking about units!"
@RatedGForGentleman
3 жыл бұрын
@@HylianFox3 “...or a baseball bat.” “Don’t hit me Measuring Man, please!”
@nickfarmer2452
3 жыл бұрын
"What is that hanging on his belt there?"
@justinhadley2583
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine the unspeakable horror of a world without paper or springs. *shudders
@FlintIronstag23
3 жыл бұрын
4:25 Poor Willy. His mom doesn't even care his high waisted pants are cinched so tight be can hardly breathe.
@mrlaz9011
2 жыл бұрын
This boy proves that man can also wear corsets
@kevinmi42
8 ай бұрын
If their slacks don't pinch the sack - it ain't fit for church
@Tareltonlives
3 жыл бұрын
Paper Bag vs Coily: Whoever wins, we lose
@matthewweng8483
2 жыл бұрын
‘…and never forget Willie - I’m everywhere… everywhere.’
@arbieWA
2 жыл бұрын
Lithium isn't gonna do jack squat for him. Kid needs Haldol.
@VeraBean
2 жыл бұрын
Seems like Willy had one hell of a fever dream.
@HoChiMints2007
3 жыл бұрын
"Goodbye, cruel world. Hey thanks, Paper!"
@cbz3000
3 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite shorts. I would love to see a full length movie about Willy and that paper bag taking over the Earth. DESTROY THEM ALL WILLY. THEY DO NOT DESERVE MERCY.
@ackbarfan5556
3 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of the best shorts.
@drak347
3 жыл бұрын
“They paid for their arrogance with BLOOD!!”
@UnclePengy
Жыл бұрын
Did I mention The South yet, Willie? Because it's very important that you realize your paper comes from THE SOUTH, Willie. Remember The South, Willie. The South will rise again, Willie!
@MichaelB-jw5po
3 жыл бұрын
"It's a sack thing, ma, you wouldn't understand!" is one of my all-time favorite riffs.
@lymb3914
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: In the original draft of the script, the paper bag actually contained Marsellus Wallace's soul.
@alannamcneill5679
7 ай бұрын
I really don't think Willy is well enough to go to school tomorrow, because he's having hallucinations about a paper bag.
@ngobleus
Жыл бұрын
Mike's voice for the paper bag lol "Not a boat, paper bag, I'm seasick." "Then barf over the side, cause I'm not taking you home!"
@TanzDerSchatten
2 жыл бұрын
This short made its point at the ten-minute mark...and then just kept going.
@Pocketrocket-pj1us
Жыл бұрын
Starting to remind me of the SNL Chicken restaurant commercial. Tue one where the chicken describes his own demise!! 'Then theu pull arms off..' I think the inspiration is this, or something similar.
@kellyweingart3692
3 жыл бұрын
“Fill me with your dark magic”
@Magic_beans_
2 жыл бұрын
He didn’t even need the arms, they were just used for gesturing.
@mcstabbins4501
15 күн бұрын
I was waiting for it to just grow legs and start walking like some sleep paralysis demon
@LordQuadros
2 жыл бұрын
As a fan of A Case of Spring Fever, I sincerely hope that there are more shorts in the "avatar of some esoteric common object fundamentally alters reality to teach some chump a lesson" genre.
@Tareltonlives
2 жыл бұрын
Soapy the Germ Fighter, Willy Whistle, Chalky, this guy
@Popebug
2 жыл бұрын
Mr B Natural is adjacent
@srbrant5391
3 жыл бұрын
"The only me is me, Willy. Are you sure the only you is you?"
@FiveFootFierce
2 жыл бұрын
The bag makes it sound like the paper plant was designed by a serial killer
@l.a.gothro3999
3 жыл бұрын
"So what if we have segregation at every level - the South is where the paper-producing trees are grown in forests!" It's like a Thomas Dewey speech.
@KairuHakubi
3 жыл бұрын
Zinc.. come back! ZINC!
@perspgold8945
Жыл бұрын
i like that they had nothing to say to the tree being de-skinned. like there was nothing to joke
@speedystriper
2 жыл бұрын
"Jewish bankers and the Queen of England are in cahoots to crash the world's currency." These guys must have read Eustace Mullins. LOL Very funny stuff.
@adamfowler5475
3 жыл бұрын
I love how the whole video is about a child abduction with the paper and kid..Only the rifftrax crew can make funny jokes about kidnapping lol.
@phillipbailey70
2 жыл бұрын
Very funny all the way through (of course😎) but the line, "And then we march on Saruman!" was a legit coffee-spitting moment for me! 😝😆😂😂 Anyone else in the middle of a Riff Trax binge..?
@srbrant5391
2 жыл бұрын
"Then a trip through the gonad-jabber!"
@blankblankson2563
3 жыл бұрын
I’m kind of a new fan, but I legit can’t overstay how much I enjoy these shorts.
@ClayLoomis1958
3 жыл бұрын
Yup, you've still got that new fan smell. You've got a LOT of catching up to do. Enjoy it.
@rosswieloch1115
3 жыл бұрын
"We'll grow stronger and stronger..." "And then we march on Sauromon."
@hardcorewhoopass
3 жыл бұрын
"You know Willy, the south makes more than half of all the wood pulp in the United States." Their fun fact was that a half of the country does at least somewhat more than half of the thing. They were REALLY reaching.
@biggiedickson
3 жыл бұрын
And this half does slightly more half than the other half, Willy
@thegamethemovie9605
2 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for the shot of someone panicking in the toilet...
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