Battles: Battle 1: Hunter Duncan vs. Patrick Sirois 4:52 Battle 2: Malia Simon vs. Matt Bellak 14:04 Battle 3: Darian Irwin vs. Nick Cox 23:23 Battle 4: Jake Rowe vs. Andrew Murphy 31:15 Battle 5: Mike Eaton vs. Kandace Medina 40:15
@helloskormy7143
10 ай бұрын
I'm super-happy for you guys to share these events on KZitem! Also great to have y'all perform in Austin!
@johndoe-yz9de
10 ай бұрын
"I'll clean out his fridge" lmaooo
@ToneSum
10 ай бұрын
45 min battles aint long enough for real. Drop a 60 pointer for the hell of it! For the homies. Great show
@ThatOldStoner
10 ай бұрын
They might have to time it to coincide with other users time slots in the club or might be how much time they can afford.
@Columbian.sand.blasted.nostril
10 ай бұрын
They edit out the parts we don’t wanna watch
@tyzilla358
9 ай бұрын
It should be at least 2 hours.....all this production for 45-60 minutes is just dumb. And if it's because of time slots, they should figure the shit out. It's not long enough. It's like doing Kill Tony for an hour....over 100 people sign up but only 3 get picked from the bucket because redban throws a temper tantrum if he spends more than an hour away from home where he can sit in his boxers, stuff his face with food and play VR games....
@JohnSmith-fv9vx
9 ай бұрын
@@tyzilla358 *hentaï VR games
@gbajer7880
2 ай бұрын
@@tyzilla358hush
@mtvernon
10 ай бұрын
Hunchback of raising canes was 🔥. 🤣😂🤣😂
@JoseMendoza-b1c
10 ай бұрын
This takes all my stress and anxiety away ❤ thank you 👍🏽👍🏽
@carlosl5766
10 ай бұрын
Talking about I can’t breathe 😂
@mikekehler1989
10 ай бұрын
Really good battles. Judges were amazing. Probably the best battle I've seen in a while
@AnthonySharp-j7l
10 ай бұрын
That hung like an Aunt joke was so underrated 😂😂😂
@chrisgamache6245
10 ай бұрын
That definitely wasn't missed ;)
@Emanon...
5 ай бұрын
I didn't get it at first. What, hung like an ant? Do you mean Aunt ("Awnt")?
@b.o.1951
10 ай бұрын
“They gone” is crazy Matt 😂😂 18:41
@soyjeffe__
10 ай бұрын
She missed her chance at saying and yours are “they here”
@mikeythezero
10 ай бұрын
Mike didn't win that battle with Candace, Roast Battle fans won
@1takejack
10 ай бұрын
Hunchback of Raising Canes is insane especially since I’m in the line there rn
@johnjames9359
10 ай бұрын
That Gomer Heil joke went totally unnoticed and deserved a lot more lol
@REDEYE420ERBMAN
10 ай бұрын
That last battle was fuckin' awesome.
@justinsteinhoff4122
10 ай бұрын
I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣
@OLBK
8 ай бұрын
It was amazing. Yellow dress won.m everything but the last joke. But 10/10 as a battle.
@DoppaD
10 ай бұрын
That Andrew/Dahmer guy was great. A couple of his jokes reminded me of Norm MacDonald's style. Not in delivery, but in structure.
@lostpicasso260
9 ай бұрын
I think if you combined all the judges lip injections together, you could create a floatation device.
@Karbon_Based_Life_Form
10 ай бұрын
Red head is hysterical! She’s much funnier than Whitney Cummings or Chelsea Handler.
@AmberDawnRising100
10 ай бұрын
Noooooo
@translatetheimage
4 ай бұрын
That Nick suicide set-up joke... Comedy and Reality are separated by a very thick line, but that joke made it alot thinner being 2 weeks after he passed. Nothing is off limits in comedy, but that's pushing it maybe? Then again it's comedy. The set up was rough, but the punch line was very well delivered. Oof that was brutal.
@PeteSavage-lg9fh
9 ай бұрын
This is what the people from Chaterbate do when they leave mid show for an hour.
@alexortiz7446
5 ай бұрын
23 minutes in...HOLY FULL METAL JACKET!!
@BodegaCam730
Ай бұрын
33:47 this is the best battle of all!!!
@DimesDCP
10 ай бұрын
As soon as Matt B. said he likes to make fun of women, the KZitem commenters stood up from their refurbished gaming chair they spilled their Code Red on and saluted him.
@yafaref6728
5 ай бұрын
Beautiful I’m gonna use that wilderness fat line 😂
@JeremyTaylor-l4m
10 ай бұрын
That third battle was top notch. Absolutely hilarious
@jordanm5149
10 ай бұрын
NY vs Austin was good!
@mattgiant8836
10 ай бұрын
Battle 2 was so funny! both of them, but I give it to Malia for originality.
@StardustAngel
10 ай бұрын
Candice and Mike would make a cute couple. Mike was blushinggggg
@Jason-zt9en
7 ай бұрын
E40 ballin with the homies at intro!❤
@Wolfgang421
10 ай бұрын
Fuckin great set up curtains killing it with class hell yeah BATTLE BATTLE BATTLE!!!
@teedomeowgi7959
7 ай бұрын
Alexis Fawx's cat is so lonely it identified as a bad decision so Alexis would give it more attention
@frost68nskate
8 ай бұрын
Jake and Andrew killed it.
@MattBanwart
10 ай бұрын
Let's go!
@V1LL1N
10 ай бұрын
Big up 'The Brood' entrance theme music...how roasty! As close to Edge-y or Christian as this battle is gonna get...Oh BOOM a synchronistic Folding Chair joke!! AS IF! OMG then Thai with the "edging it out" and Resurrection burn on Mike...I love life...and Roast battles
@frankjerardenno2678
10 ай бұрын
Andrew should have asked Jake if he still sees dead people 😂
@TheThriftShopSampler
10 ай бұрын
superb
@chrisgamache6245
10 ай бұрын
That was and put the "F'n Fun"
@claymitchell2335
10 ай бұрын
Very enjoyable!
@willnordin7441
10 ай бұрын
Last one was great
@BodegaCam730
Ай бұрын
35:18 they need to again
@Syn4kh
10 ай бұрын
smashed it
@swoodc
9 ай бұрын
36:09 he shoulda said she bet the over and jakes pen, and then went under shortly after
@rttp-righttothepoint6656
9 ай бұрын
mike and candace shoudl pair up. they work together so well
@tionnashepherd7934
9 ай бұрын
Kandace is funny as hell
@Jbquinn
10 ай бұрын
worst judges EVER
@boombap4197
10 ай бұрын
Round 1 was a bunch of inside jokes between friends
@infontay
10 ай бұрын
Yeah they sucked
@Cacuofa
9 ай бұрын
Couldn’t get past the first 2. And even they needed to write those jokes on their hands..
@TheBobmoorensons
10 ай бұрын
Candice dressed up like the sun! Solar flair incoming!
@Bug_Man_Semo
10 ай бұрын
These women are as bad as UFC judges.
@jessestephens4980
10 ай бұрын
Those last two were fuckin great
@KyleParker-bn7et
10 ай бұрын
Malia 100% lost to Matt
@MiQAeL-
10 ай бұрын
Brian Moses' laugh is more white than mine ha
@TheBobmoorensons
10 ай бұрын
Where's the kids Murphy????
@nolochronics3277
6 ай бұрын
This show needs just a tad bit better production and more viewers and it would be just as big as kill Tony
@gmoneyy978
10 ай бұрын
Is this show starting to get a lot bigger now? Or why is Moses explaining how the show works all of a sudden?
@knock3x
10 ай бұрын
I think it is, but i cant remember a time he didnt explain how it works at the start.
@gmoneyy978
10 ай бұрын
@@knock3x I got into it a few months ago and I can never remember or at least rarely remember him explaining but still makes sense there’s always gonna be new viewers
@JustMeDanoma
10 ай бұрын
Sirois is a real one for coming out to Gangrels theme song 😂❤
@jdizzforyou
10 ай бұрын
Wow another amazing roast battle! Honestly this was a great one, dark af just like the ginger and fat chick always look for 😂 where else are you gonna laugh at a shrek imposter on a Thursday evening? I mean probly that guy's mom's basement or as he calls it "The swamp" but I don't want to see a live action donkey show.
@matthewmclean1698
10 ай бұрын
I’ve seen this show 3x and 3x I seen them panda dunks 🤦♂️ bruh
@JeffDove43
10 ай бұрын
Felt like Matt won tho...
@teedomeowgi7959
7 ай бұрын
Thai Rivera you smile like someone who's tryna convince themselves that plastic surgery was a good decision when then first look in the mirror
@Doomsense
10 ай бұрын
Ugh prnstars infiltrating comedy simply because theyre airheads. Its not funny. Stop it.
@teedomeowgi7959
7 ай бұрын
Logan Guntzelman you look like you're constantly looking for a way to make people just walk out on you and you still think you're winning
@tyzilla358
9 ай бұрын
2:55 Not nearly as many guys know about her as you are suggesting. You are just saying some unfunny, unnecessary shit and making people uncomfortable.
@rttp-righttothepoint6656
9 ай бұрын
what D list judge panel do they have here. bunch of rejects.
@vandamnyc
6 ай бұрын
Matt got screwed .. Malia sucked smh
@Skeeeeeyeeeeee
8 ай бұрын
That’s not the real Thai Rivera. Filipino Rivera at best
@improbuslotus
9 ай бұрын
Yeah I tried, this isn’t for me…back to battle rap with its imaginary violence
@johncee
10 ай бұрын
Oh boy. Thing Rivera off they/them meds again
@TheBobmoorensons
10 ай бұрын
Murphy looks like a young up and coming Jeffrey Epstein!
@pndablak_007
9 ай бұрын
Reading ur jokes ain’t it fam
@jaliaskilo
10 ай бұрын
women suck (at comedy)! ~Norm Mcdonald ✅💯
@jaliaskilo
10 ай бұрын
some things never change.
@ScrimpBoat
10 ай бұрын
Candice is so unfunny.
@BERTRAND85O
10 ай бұрын
I agree. Something about her made her jokes no work.
@andrewburgess2494
10 ай бұрын
Last two were the worst.
@LHMack
10 ай бұрын
Bravo
@serj238
10 ай бұрын
how is that xl mustard bottle the champion. it aint even funny.
@AB_Baby_69
10 ай бұрын
This crowds asleep
@mikeiseaton
10 ай бұрын
That was such a freakin fun battle!!!
@Neformalis
10 ай бұрын
Great battles, great judges!
@rampagewookie2684
10 ай бұрын
Nick Cox looking like the love child of Jason Vorhees and Chris D'elia
@Flacooutdoors
10 ай бұрын
This show is going to blow up so hard , I laughed my ass off
@driftrunner805
10 ай бұрын
It’s been going on for like 8 years
@knock3x
10 ай бұрын
Candace has chemistry with everyone. That said, ive seen A LOT of battles and dont think ive ever seen better chemistry than hers and Mike's. Dream team for sure!! I loved EVERYTHING about their battle!
@MMAAlaska
10 ай бұрын
This is where the ones who made it off of Skidrow go.
@nxcess9046
10 ай бұрын
25:13 Ooh when Nick hit Shrek with 'I am a registered sex offender btw', shoulda came with a 'Speaking of sexual harassment, Nick gets mistaken for Chris D'Elia...except Nick's charges were found to be true' (It's the eyebrows)
@ra-a_tsukuyomigt9298
4 ай бұрын
Does Thai Rivera just ruin every show he's on for anyone else. He looks like the guy that got plastic surgery to turn themselves into a cat.
@rttp-righttothepoint6656
9 ай бұрын
these judges belong on Project Runway where is any even B rank comic.
@saltysalvatore2345
9 ай бұрын
Resting gamestop face. Im done. Malia stole the show
@teedomeowgi7959
7 ай бұрын
Moses you dress like not only your clothes but your uncle says hand me down
@tyzilla358
9 ай бұрын
Stfu and start the roast battle.....holy shit dude
@NobraiNoPain12
6 ай бұрын
How many sizes too big are Brian Moses shoes?
@qwotesillable
10 ай бұрын
Yo ketchup n Mustard killed it tho
@pillmatik4239
5 ай бұрын
Malia fucking rocked it 😂
@Coco_cat0-0
10 ай бұрын
fuck yea! another awesome battle that makes my day :D
@RancidZombieGuts
10 ай бұрын
24:10 Pictured, left to right; Shrek, Eddie Murphy, Lord Farquaad Edit: oh it took long enough for someone to make the Farquaad joke at least, and it was a lady to boot haha
@atthewhiskey
10 ай бұрын
I feel like roast battle hasn't gained more subs because the format is quite flat. Now I have experience in stage work and there are a few things I recommend (try not to be offended pussy) 1. Have the judges be either in the front row of the audience watching the battles 2. Have the judges on stage with the roasters to their right 3. Use more lighting effects 4. Switch up the format or make mini games with themes At the moment it feels disconnected and a bit hollow :D
@PeacefulVictorytoTruth
10 ай бұрын
27:13. the better joke would be: To the guy on the right... Dude looks like the singer of: The Syndrome of the Down........😎
@thomchristensen990
10 ай бұрын
Moses trying to pander to the Austin audience with the over the top antagonistic racism. Let it go and just be funny.
@IMMAJIN
10 ай бұрын
PULL UP
@_J0N_TAFFER
10 ай бұрын
The roasters looking down at their phones, strangely always win.. Makes one wonder
@grupovipweb
10 ай бұрын
Mothership roast battle is great...keep making better
@Villakeen
7 ай бұрын
That Beyoncé line still has me dead 😂
@peterpusinskas4652
10 ай бұрын
when darrien came out screaming i thought he was gonna yell get outta my swamp lmaoo
@decaturgalien3713
10 ай бұрын
If there are no consequences for women who lie like this , why on earth would they stop doing it
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