The dragons could’ve just flown onto the boat. Maybe even carry a creature with them.
@carlb258
3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to robotchicken
@marcellXcatalyst
3 жыл бұрын
That was my first thought years ago when it aired
@fabianramirez3222
3 жыл бұрын
Well... You can think the same with a chicken and a small animal, like a rat, but is not possible.
@StudleyDuderight
3 жыл бұрын
You're asking too much from Robot Chicken. They're all stoners.
@GEO_ANIMATOR
3 жыл бұрын
They're to fat
@spencerlukay5809
3 жыл бұрын
So THIS explains the gaps in the fossil records.
@richardabela3329
3 жыл бұрын
Yes it does!👍😇😛
@Ty-vj4wg
3 жыл бұрын
True
@theduke7539
3 жыл бұрын
You know there are no gaps in the fossil record right? No scientist has claimed there is one.
@DeVon675
3 жыл бұрын
@@theduke7539 There are for Dragons, Cyclops and Unicorns to name a few
@davidstorey9330
3 жыл бұрын
@@theduke7539 did u not understand tht was a joke or...
@thewestfire9729
3 жыл бұрын
If that giraffe had just kept his mouth shut I could be flying through the night sky with a happy thought right now
@jsl151850b
3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Noah allowed Giraffes. I mean, just look at them!
@dloold
3 жыл бұрын
you still can.. its called Acid
@XDlosDominicans
3 жыл бұрын
just do LSD like an adult
@jeremyusreevu237
3 жыл бұрын
Can't the dragons fly over the flood?
@tiattahiscupcakecandykatan2453
3 жыл бұрын
Your point exactly plus unicorn can fly too
@MrSuperpiff4
3 жыл бұрын
it lasted for like 40 days lol
@stryu9239
3 жыл бұрын
dragons don't fly well in the rain I think
@kabhes9040
3 жыл бұрын
They could have flown to the ship
@lutherholayeahme7449
3 жыл бұрын
They would eventually get tired
@Doctor4077
3 жыл бұрын
“That doesn’t sound like God.” He literally drowned the entire world because he didn’t like where it was going. It sounds EXACTLY like him.
@patrioticjustice9040
3 жыл бұрын
Actually, that was part of it. The big threat (no pun intended) was Nephilim; giants that were made when fallen angels mated with human women. Satan intended to use them as a new army to storm Heaven once again.
@MordasMakesStuff
3 жыл бұрын
@@patrioticjustice9040 the bible is by far the weirdest and simultaneously most boring and fascinating book I've ever come across
@jamenskelton3636
3 жыл бұрын
@@MordasMakesStuff The Bible is technically the first Manga with an OP protagonist
@patrioticjustice9040
3 жыл бұрын
@@MordasMakesStuff What I quoted was actually from the Torah. I've examined the different types of Torah, Bible, Quran, etc to find the similarities and differences in their interpretations. It's similar to how the Romans adopted the Greek mythology and changed the names.
@MordasMakesStuff
3 жыл бұрын
@@patrioticjustice9040 interesting, thanks for sharing
@larrytherustyboii7442
3 жыл бұрын
You didn't let the dragons in but you allowed cockroaches to survive???
@bustergundo516
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly! And mosquitoes/flies.
@nunyabiznes33
3 жыл бұрын
@@bustergundo516 Rats too!
@blackblaze1996
3 жыл бұрын
Im sorry, allowed? How were you going to stop them?
@larrytherustyboii7442
3 жыл бұрын
@@blackblaze1996 by messing up their alarm clocks too duh.
@lclnbm
3 жыл бұрын
Roaches are actually really good soil creatures
@FurryMeatloaf
3 жыл бұрын
Like the giraffe isn't a freak...
@wackypenguin94
3 жыл бұрын
Or pengu-wait
@Marcus-ev6su
3 жыл бұрын
Black tongue long neck 14 feet tal thats just your average NBA fail players
@franciscogerardoarmenante4131
3 жыл бұрын
@@Marcus-ev6su Jeeeezus
@matguimond92
3 жыл бұрын
long greasy neck
@nb2008nc
3 жыл бұрын
Or a mammal with a duck bill with fur that lays eggs.
@doko3000
3 жыл бұрын
The Giraffe sounds like such a calm and agreeable creature, great voice.
@stormtempterf8058
2 жыл бұрын
Until trapped in quicksand...
@Toldoris
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe I'm over thinking this but why leave the harbor anyway? The ark was constructed to survive a flood, not to go anywhere!
@rawmeat01
3 жыл бұрын
Nah you spitting
@erinwitcraft9141
3 жыл бұрын
If the whole world was flooded, sailing away would be unavoidable.
@Toldoris
3 жыл бұрын
@@erinwitcraft9141 Yeah but they left the harbor long before that happened. Why not stay there until the harbor is flooded?
@RamdomView
3 жыл бұрын
To minimize the chance of the freaks getting onboard.
@Lorgar64
3 жыл бұрын
Because when it floods, they could hit some of the harbour walls while rising. Better to sail out to what is confirmed open water. No chance of scraping the hull then.
@danielleking262
3 жыл бұрын
Mila's voice is just too recognizable. Just like anytime you hear Katy Segal you only hear Leela ..... or Peggy Bundy 😆
@kenalls3518
3 жыл бұрын
Jax : Hold my beer...
@Icarus963
3 жыл бұрын
"I DID??" lmao the eyes wide open was just amazing
@kyojurohasagun1468
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that they put their heads together to their loved one before dying is heart warming to me
@jamesonslate1197
3 жыл бұрын
Love that the mermaids were eaten and extinct by the dragon’s
@sambeck2510
3 жыл бұрын
"That doesn't sound like god" My guy that sounds exactly like god.
@zilesis1
3 жыл бұрын
the old testament version at least. seriously, God in the old and new testament is like 2 different people
@benjaminosborne3494
3 жыл бұрын
The character of God does not change between the two testaments.
@huntermurphy2148
3 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminosborne3494 idk bro. In the old he literally orders the genocide of the indigeonus people of Canaan by the Jews. Don't see much of that in the New Testament.
@bobydigital2450
3 жыл бұрын
Geez man you are like the stereotypical fedora wearing atheist.
@sambeck2510
3 жыл бұрын
@@zilesis1 Nah, just a new character arc. NT is like the civil war story line; I came not to bring peace but a sword to set father against son, he that has no sword should sell the clothes off his back to buy one, be not unequally yolked with the non-believers, etc. Still very aggressive just more interpersonal while the OT is more group conflict. Then there's the part where Jesus goes to the temple, braids his own whip and goes off on the money changers. God's big on forgiveness and mercy, but he's also described as jealous, vengeful and angry.
@Catboi9000
3 жыл бұрын
Dragons: have wings Unicorns: are possibly capable of levitation Me: bruh
@freyuh6118
3 жыл бұрын
Unicorns are just horses (or not) with horns, Pegasus can fly
@Catboi9000
3 жыл бұрын
@@freyuh6118 idk I never cared for mythology really.
@Minchken
3 жыл бұрын
@@Catboi9000 I can tell.
@patrickwentzell4638
3 жыл бұрын
" blah blah blah blah blah blah hey get back here you little dust buster!"
@hey_its_kev
3 жыл бұрын
But...why did you let the pixies on board?
@denisehinton1240
3 жыл бұрын
@@hey_its_kev I DID?!?!
@ErrorSans-cu5qe
3 жыл бұрын
I thought I heard him say you little dust tosser
@calekiefer1273
3 жыл бұрын
The female unicorn was voiced by the actor that played Jackie in that 70s Show
@reaperking7748
3 жыл бұрын
Mila Kunis
@hurrilight9902
3 жыл бұрын
Meg Griffin?
@reaperking7748
3 жыл бұрын
@@hurrilight9902 same person
@AllHailTheRamenEmperor
3 жыл бұрын
And the male unicorn sounds like Matthew Lillard
@MightyGreenLantern17
3 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that
@anuragmadhavan
3 жыл бұрын
Wait is that megs voice...
@JohnSmith-mk1rj
3 жыл бұрын
Very much so, yes.
@davidweikle9921
3 жыл бұрын
It is Mila Kunis, so yeah...
@xXxGnuVirusxXx
3 жыл бұрын
Yes and chris is also in there
@redlightning2322
3 жыл бұрын
@@xXxGnuVirusxXx i fucking hope Seth Green is on his own show
@katyungodly
3 жыл бұрын
Mila Kunis
@FlyingDuckMan360
3 жыл бұрын
The Unicorn in this sketch was played By Mr. "No Sir, I didn't like it" Horse from the Ren and Stimpy Show.
@bawneff5133
3 жыл бұрын
That is John Kricfalusi, the creator of Ren and Stimpy, to be precise
@smith806
3 жыл бұрын
And the other is meg from family guy...i think
@kimjongun2942
4 жыл бұрын
Ah! Now the extinction theory seems to make a lot of sense 😂😂. "That doesn't sound like God". "mee me me mee me mee"
@Smitty-hr2mg
3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Giraffe: "Then why did you let the pixies on board?" Noah: "I did!???"... SmashSmashSmashSmashSmashSmash!!!
@BrockLee3
3 жыл бұрын
The eye-bulding at 1:30 is my favorite part. Especially, the way he said, "I did?"
@That_Freedom_Guy
3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha haa! "You little dust tosser", funniest name for a pixie I've ever heard.
@cobaltprime9467
3 жыл бұрын
Um Dragons can fly.
@changer_of_ways_999
3 жыл бұрын
They're overweight dragons. That's why they were punished, lazy ass dragons.
@HPD1171
3 жыл бұрын
why were there only two mermaids? would not there be a whole mermaid colony somewhere? why would a single pair of mermaids exist and just happen to be here of all the places they could have been on the entire planet. this just raises more questions like where is the lockness monster and the kraken? I am pretty sure they would be fine as well.
@thesupershinymegagengar2034
3 жыл бұрын
I know nothing about Noah's Ark, but maybe it's because these were the first mermaids to exist, just like the rest of the animals? And to answer your other stupid question, God probably electrocuted the sea monsters with lightning, because he hates freaks. I mean this is Robot Chicken...
@geoffbeyer1873
3 жыл бұрын
Uh...mermen are actually gay, so no reproductive sexy time with mermaids.
@nichy7734
3 жыл бұрын
Well, by biblical records stuff like the loch ness monster and leviathans actually exist
@jango7889
3 жыл бұрын
its a two minute sketch my guy
@HumanB312
3 жыл бұрын
They only allowed two of each and the rest were left to die
@johnmartin4119
4 жыл бұрын
You’ll see some green alligators and long necked geese, some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as your born You’re never gonna see no unicorn 🎶🦄 🇮🇪
@sens0ry0verl0ard7
3 жыл бұрын
A long time ago, when the earth was still green And there were more kinds of animals than you've ever seen They'd run around free while the earth was being born But the loveliest of all was the unicorn
@nichy7734
3 жыл бұрын
Unicorns existed after the flood tho
@MrDaimeon
3 жыл бұрын
Memories from Kindergarten
@Hoshimaru57
3 жыл бұрын
Great now that’s gonna be in my head
@lazypizzaship8911
3 жыл бұрын
1:24 every single argument between an atheist and a believer.
@katyungodly
3 жыл бұрын
The atheists are Noah and the theists are destroyed dust-tossers 😂
@jamesonslate1197
3 жыл бұрын
@@katyungodly couldn’t have put it any better
@SpanglesYT
3 жыл бұрын
The couple of Unicorns are actually the figurines of the Horse from Ren and Stimpy.
@Da_mutha_peckin_H.A._double_T.
3 жыл бұрын
Ya know sir, I didn't like it.
@MrDaimeon
3 жыл бұрын
@@Da_mutha_peckin_H.A._double_T. Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
@ryuudrazyl4588
3 жыл бұрын
Yep. Seems like an accurate, historical telling of religion.
@tavvyprods1275
3 жыл бұрын
They used Mr Horse (Ren and Stimpy) action figures for this sketch.
@SomeoneCommenting
3 жыл бұрын
So... he preferred to save ticks, mosquitoes, roaches, fleas, cicadas, leeches, horse flies, lice, rats.... great.
@Solomon0424
3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the monkeys and parrots
@acbtunes7065
3 жыл бұрын
''Come here you little dust tosser'' -God as predicted by RC
@Kiracki
3 жыл бұрын
With this wife by his side the unicorn is doomed anyway!
@schwarzerritter5724
3 жыл бұрын
In Noah's defense, he was probably drunk at the time. Yes, the Bible actually does have a scene where Noah passes out drunk naked.
@nichy7734
3 жыл бұрын
That was long after the flood thi
@Chadmiral
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@therealopaartist
3 жыл бұрын
Figures.
@TheLittleRedVixen
3 жыл бұрын
I gotta read that part
@SebHaarfagre
3 жыл бұрын
The horse expressions kills me xD
@ayush.kumar.13907
3 жыл бұрын
0:46 "you know what, I'm gonna build my own ark, better than Noah's, with Blackjack and Hookers. In fact, forget the Ark." And that's how we lost the unicorns, dragons, minotaurs and cyclops
@Hoshimaru57
3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately not quite the last one. There are some things I wish I didn’t know. That’s one of them. Trust me. You don’t want to know. In other news: the gliding lizard, and unicorn deer can exist.
@nutmeg0144
3 жыл бұрын
@@Hoshimaru57 Cyclopia yea that shit's metal
@sluggo182
3 жыл бұрын
"Game over, man!game over"!Haha
@Lucario7280
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that the giraffe questioned why the pixie fairies were allowed on board after Noah said "God hates Freaks" implies that Freaks were part of an animal kingdom classification.
@elmono6299
3 жыл бұрын
Why does the unicorn look like Mr. Horse from Ren & Stimpy!?
@ShiftyGuy777
3 жыл бұрын
It's his uncle ancestor.
@ivygirl9119
3 жыл бұрын
Thought he looked familiar
@videofan5296
3 жыл бұрын
Why aren't the dragons just fly to the ship?
@rocketdave719
3 жыл бұрын
"Hmm. No sir, I don't like it."
@brandonmulryan1522
3 жыл бұрын
In other news, Noah pounds a fairy
@joekurtz8303
3 жыл бұрын
I'm a gonna show this to the grandkids. I already showed them Barneys new home in my gas tank .
@zxKAOS1
3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to build my own ark... using government subsidized money, modern cranes, modern tools, propane tanks, and a whole army of construction workers :p
@ValderCorpOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
Noah:god hates freaks Me: points to platypus
@CptKirby
3 жыл бұрын
I don't think the giraffe wanted to risk telling Noah about the platypuses onboard after he grabbed a mallet for the "Dust Tossers."
@jankom.7783
3 жыл бұрын
Platypuses are Buddhists.
@thesupershinymegagengar2034
3 жыл бұрын
1:09 Best burn in the skit!
@MACISUS
3 жыл бұрын
Can’t help but think “shut up Meg” lmao
@ignaciasd1198
3 жыл бұрын
Get back here ye lil' dust tosser... This is the greatest line
@DarkTitan1954
3 жыл бұрын
Why didn't the dragon try to fly to ark I mean they have wings no wonder they went extinct
@Martin_Daniel
3 жыл бұрын
Those are vestigial wings.
@DarkTitan1954
3 жыл бұрын
?
@okuraorca
3 жыл бұрын
@@DarkTitan1954 It means they are there on the creature, but no longer used by the creature due to evolution. Think like how the human appendix does nothing for us anymore, but its still there.
@DarkTitan1954
3 жыл бұрын
Oh so like a human tail bone as an example
@okuraorca
3 жыл бұрын
@@DarkTitan1954 Exactly!
@kurzz5691
3 жыл бұрын
Well, that's explain why don't we see mythical creatures anymore
@stephenbachman132
3 жыл бұрын
A buff horse with abs. Let that sink in.
@thesupershinymegagengar2034
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, it is weird for buff people to have abs.
@stephenbachman132
3 жыл бұрын
@@thesupershinymegagengar2034 its not a person its a horse.
@thesupershinymegagengar2034
3 жыл бұрын
@@stephenbachman132 Ok...?
@victorbryan5482
3 жыл бұрын
He left dragons behind, but brought on mosquitoes? That makes sense.
@olvialee7221
3 жыл бұрын
Anybody remember Fantasia 2000? There were magical myths on the side.
@madcolors4013
3 жыл бұрын
So that why mythical creatures never appeared again😂
@mysticleo1446
3 жыл бұрын
The female unicorn is the voice of Meg Griffin, no wonder God abandoned them X'D
@MountTheodore72
3 жыл бұрын
Some cats and rats and elephants as sure as you're born, you're never going to see no unicorn
@Terra_Lopez
3 жыл бұрын
Ha! This sounds like the church I grew up in.
@michaelpugh1582
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like the dragons could’ve took turns flying the other ones stranded over to the boat...🤔🐲
@playoffdee
3 жыл бұрын
It’s a show about dolls calm down 💀
@playoffdee
3 жыл бұрын
Plus the storm went on for weeks and it’s not like dragons could fly outer space
@michaelpugh1582
3 жыл бұрын
@@playoffdee Calm down these nuts ... 🥜 😂
@playoffdee
3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelpugh1582 imagine liking your own comment twice 💀 what a loser
@blairbrown4812
3 жыл бұрын
"God hates freaks." Once again, I urge us all to hold the Lord God Almighty accountable
@hellsphobia666sunknownnatu5
2 жыл бұрын
Nohe-aven damn we did get left without god. Fence no gate
@FamilyHistoriandude
Жыл бұрын
Moral of the story, don't pack your bags.
@kylestrasbourg4885
Жыл бұрын
"No sir, I don't like it."
@marcodelgado296
3 жыл бұрын
"Shut up meg"- Peter Griffin
@roastwich6473
3 жыл бұрын
the unicorn's wife sounds like Meg Griffin
@4kalex752
3 жыл бұрын
The dragons literally got wings 😂🤣
@tylergarner2312
3 жыл бұрын
Now I'm just pointing this out, but....dragons can fly
@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
3 жыл бұрын
its so weird hearing chris and meg lmfao
@sheilaolfieway1885
3 жыл бұрын
why couldn't the dragons just fly?
@Denebula549
2 ай бұрын
Zebras: “if we don’t look at him and stay still he won’t recognize we are asshole freaks
@CrumpledPaperHearts
3 жыл бұрын
Lol my kids literally have that Noah’s ark playmobile boat.
@richardaitkenhead
3 жыл бұрын
Ken hovid would seriously use this as proof
@katyungodly
3 жыл бұрын
Ken Ham: “I have a book!” Everyone else: “that’s nice grandpa, go back to sleep”
@EmmettDoyleDDR435
7 күн бұрын
Do hope the Mermaids and the sirens are like real mythical creatures like the part of Atlantis just what I always dreamed of. 😌
@badassjorge9272
3 жыл бұрын
0:25 is it me or does that kinda sound like meg from family guy
@eimhinlowney4781
3 жыл бұрын
yeah its mila kunis
@The1pokemaster1
4 жыл бұрын
1:31 😲 I did?!
@tommyatomic222
3 жыл бұрын
Ye git back 'ere ye lil' dust-tossa
@STLCODPS3123
3 жыл бұрын
I love that the unicorn looks like Mr Horse from Ren and Stimpy. Very nice
@iamspeed4362
3 жыл бұрын
Chris and Meg Griffin got real mad
@UnclePip
3 жыл бұрын
This assumes that there's only two of each species to begin with
@PedroRodrigues-je6xp
3 жыл бұрын
Is that... Meg?
@Mindraker1
3 жыл бұрын
yes
@mastermonarch
3 жыл бұрын
This is somehow more plausible than the biblical story..
@hanoh2904
3 жыл бұрын
The dragons had wings
@jamesbochnik1696
3 жыл бұрын
I have the same giraffe figurine in my bedroom from a set of wild animal toys from the Bronx Zoo. I also don’t understand why the dragons didn’t use their wings.
@seandunne4931
3 жыл бұрын
So Noah says God doesn't like freaks but he allowed the Duck-billed Platypus to breed.
@staffygrrl
3 жыл бұрын
Meg is a unicorn. I knew she was special
@NimdaChayse
3 жыл бұрын
Remember, if god doesn’t say this is wrong then it’s canon
@brady.widlake
3 жыл бұрын
Female unicorn sounds like meg
@macaulaywoken7598
3 жыл бұрын
Female Unicorn sounds like Megatron Griffin from Family Guy. That's gives me a sense of happiness in a way. Shut Up meg
@purplehaze5817
3 жыл бұрын
Mila Kunis' voice can't hide
@apusikgeenalamisi4009
3 жыл бұрын
I think that the reason why non of those creatures are on earth now
@everythingispose-able2543
3 жыл бұрын
This is actually canon. I know because I'm with the people that brought you the Bible and other great hits such as "How to Serve Man" and the Necronomicon.
@dokucroe3865
2 жыл бұрын
If you think hard enough, the unicorn couple both look like Mr.Horse from Ren & Stimpy.
@TheSimMan
3 жыл бұрын
No one gonna talk about how these are Mr Horse toys of Ren and Stimpy?
@jaydenthecookieboi6877
3 жыл бұрын
Endgame looks fine.
@ari-dynamicarchive
3 жыл бұрын
it's so weird coming back to Season 1 lol
@piranhaowner1967
3 жыл бұрын
The male unicorn looks like the horse from Ren and Stimpy...”No Sir .. I Don’t Like It “ 😂
@poiintz_da2_yt812
3 жыл бұрын
The female unicorn sounds like meg Griffin from family guy lol xd
@christiancrusader1481
3 жыл бұрын
When Robot Chicken was Robot Chicken
@weezingargonian6523
3 жыл бұрын
Wow... that unicorn is buff...
@noplacetocry8100
3 жыл бұрын
yeah uh, DRAGONS CAN FUCKING FLY
@tm43977
3 жыл бұрын
Fantasy creatures got drowned and which they never existed only in imagination in stuff like that.
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