Here to pay my respects to this monument of a character.
@FriezaSucks
3 жыл бұрын
@@Woldmord Sod off mouth breather, use your context clues and keep your mouth shut. Nothing more rude than a dent-skull who does this. Inb4 "I was just asking a question :((" Again, use your context clues.
@sal_monella
3 жыл бұрын
@@Woldmord the dude who made the series now has a kid Also GW said that fan works are banned
@sal_monella
3 жыл бұрын
@@Woldmord np
@fearofworlds2527
3 жыл бұрын
@@FriezaSucks To be honest I thought this meant someone died. I was much more worried than what actually happened
@bowenorcutt78
4 жыл бұрын
Rogal Dorn's that weird kind of person where the stuff he says SEEMS completely insane, yet it DOES still make sense.
@jamesg6709
4 жыл бұрын
Technically correct is the best kind of correct.
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
3 жыл бұрын
Best part is that we don't know if Rogal is completely bonkers and just hiding it behind ten fortification layers of stoicism, or if he's just trolling people.
@swaghettimemeballs4420
3 жыл бұрын
@@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 He most likely is, since he IS capable of being funny. *I AM GO FAST* is a prime example of this.
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
3 жыл бұрын
@@swaghettimemeballs4420 Yeah... I think the answer be "both". Some moments his weird words seem completely serious, and others seem like he's just having fun at their expense. I think its kinda like DBZA Goku, who seems to alternate between being dumb, pretending to be dumb and being a genius (at fighting, usually).
@redcell9636
3 жыл бұрын
@@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 the irony to your comment is Dorn is known as the the best duelist, if I am not mistaken, and second only to him is The Lion.
@maxe3110
5 жыл бұрын
A LEMON IS A MIGHTY FRUIT
@Dragonspirit223
3 жыл бұрын
My favorite...
@yuithekitsune
3 жыл бұрын
It is but have you ever eaten a tangerine?
@durandol
3 жыл бұрын
Would *YOU* like to try one?!
@Matt_J98
3 жыл бұрын
Without the Lemon, an ancient sea navy of Terra would have not had been as successful as it was. The Lemon truly is a mighty fruit.
@MegaPokefan97
3 жыл бұрын
I like to think it's a cumquat
@MagicalMaster
5 жыл бұрын
Whoever voiced Rogal is doing the job of a god damned god.
@johndoe5432
4 жыл бұрын
@@blackdragons8011 It's not Neckbeardia, it's a voice actor named John Kramer. I know this because he is one of my oldest bros.
@ytw101
4 жыл бұрын
Yeeeesssssss
@Dragonian05
4 жыл бұрын
@@johndoe5432 Can confirm.
@wikipediaintellectual7088
4 жыл бұрын
@@johndoe5432 I was wondering what Kramer was up to since the 00s.
@ThePraetorianOfTerra
3 жыл бұрын
@@johndoe5432 He gave me life. For this I am grateful.
@55445
5 жыл бұрын
"I am not excrement, father, Unless you have been keeping some.. TRUELY... FOWL secret about our conception from us."
@lizadon0740
3 жыл бұрын
No that was just pertarabo
@ghuttsmckenzie4269
3 жыл бұрын
@@lizadon0740 no that was Lorgar.
@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead
3 жыл бұрын
Prob Mortarion, it would explain the smell
@d.n5287
3 жыл бұрын
@@lizadon0740 perturdrabo
@rogaldorn702
5 жыл бұрын
No.
@Sir_Bucket
5 жыл бұрын
According to the Book of Judgement, you just violate 3 law with this single word
@cbbartman1360
5 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeeeesssss
@bitsandbolts7884
5 жыл бұрын
yes.
@d.a.o.i1203
4 жыл бұрын
Yess
@walterclements8905
4 жыл бұрын
No
@manemperorofmankind8119
4 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate the fact that Rogal dorn decides to hide in a centurion suit and walk around the palace saying nothing for the same amount of time it took the world to evolve from Cavemen to modern day society?
@kevinbarber2795
3 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@thegodemperorofmankind7029
3 жыл бұрын
Hey your the before photo
@manemperorofmankind8119
3 жыл бұрын
@@thegodemperorofmankind7029 and you are a charlatan
@thegodemperorofmankind7029
3 жыл бұрын
@@manemperorofmankind8119 hmmm perhaps
@thegodemperorofmankind7029
3 жыл бұрын
@@manemperorofmankind8119 but at least I can walk
@SteveAkaDarktimes
5 жыл бұрын
"I am not a stripper - so I can save you father."
@MazzaAzi
5 жыл бұрын
"Wat-"
@whatwhy779
3 жыл бұрын
Without context.. this is amazing
@thepoliticalgunnut8018
2 жыл бұрын
What did I do to deserve this fate? Sob.
@owenkasaboski6902
2 жыл бұрын
@@thepoliticalgunnut8018 You forgot to neuter your Custodies father.
@cradleofchaos4923
2 жыл бұрын
I love how this goes from him delivering this raw ass line about the end of chaos due to slow starvation at the heat death of the universe to "can I still sit in your lap Father."
@timewellspent8137
4 жыл бұрын
5/10 ⭐⭐ "It was okay." -Rogal Dorn
@khylerbane4523
2 жыл бұрын
That is probably the best and worst endorsement a Primarch can give to anything.
@Naxthural
5 жыл бұрын
*There is no such sauce product.*
@LAV-III
5 жыл бұрын
"I prefered it when you kept silent"
@Killtime1013
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder which video that one came from.
@derpfluidvariant0916
3 жыл бұрын
Me when op doesn't give sauce
@Helhammer
3 жыл бұрын
When I go to the local grocery store and ask for Ragu:
@devildevious2646
3 жыл бұрын
Awww did someone steal your sweet roll?
@hotgamerboy6240
5 жыл бұрын
"No." - Rogal Dorn, Praetorian of Terra. M42.263
@Never_heart
Жыл бұрын
Rogal Dorn proves that a man with absolutely no sense of comedy can be the funniest person in the room
@spehizle
4 жыл бұрын
I lose my shit every time he just HANDLES losing his hand and walks off indignant.
@clydemarshall8095
5 жыл бұрын
I'm starting to lose count of how many times I've watched this. Someone needs to make more TTS Rogal Dorn compilations.
@HiddenEvilStudios
4 жыл бұрын
I am fortifying this comment.
@dsedh23
3 жыл бұрын
Alt title: Big E trying to say something but Rogal intercepts every time
@skeyedrake5929
2 жыл бұрын
I am happy to know that in the 40k universe there are still corgi lovers
@Zenn_Chan
Жыл бұрын
Timestamps for iconic lines: 0:11 "Yes, phallic individual. It is I, Rogal Dorn" 0:18 "I survived by being dead in pretend" 0:32 "Magic pain glove, tell me what I should do" 0:44 "I cannot fulfil that wish" 0:59 Magic Pain Glove Mk2 1:24 "I must prevent you from speaking of the wolves" 1:40 "THERE IS NO SUCH SAUCE PRODUCT" 1:50 "I am fortifying this position. The best defence is a good offence" 1:56 "I suspect he was high on narcotics" 2:01 "You forgot to sterilise your custodians, father" 2:07 "You smell as bad as mortarion's personal toilet chambers" 2:11 "GREETINGS, TRAITOR!" 2:55 "Serf! Bring me my tools, and 12,000 labourers!" 3:17 "Father, are you familiar with the expression 'you are what you eat'? Seeing as you are behaving like an ever growing pile of screaming psychic children" 3:38 "He is incredibly unknowledgeable, father" 4:10 "Corgis are funny. They have small legs"
@xenosmoke8915
5 жыл бұрын
“Magic pain glove, tell me what to do”.
@ostangvulkahn1875
5 жыл бұрын
It's funny Megatron now sounds like Rogal Dorn now.
@mercenarygundam1487
5 жыл бұрын
Great now I can't unhear Beast Wars Megatron speaking like Dorn.
@pancytryna9378
5 жыл бұрын
@@mercenarygundam1487 I see this as an absolute win
@MatthewGoss562
4 жыл бұрын
@@mercenarygundam1487 same lol
@woundedzilla1517
4 жыл бұрын
Dang I was gonna reference megaton
@kevlonk
4 жыл бұрын
No.
@hansstrudel9614
5 жыл бұрын
This isn’t as good without the emperor’s lines in addition to it. His sassback doesn’t sound as good without the emperor.
@owenkasaboski6902
2 жыл бұрын
yeh, you miss a lot without: SOB
@jackcrossems
3 жыл бұрын
This sounds like a continuous story by a person who gets really easily distracted
@hugotheimpecileone
3 жыл бұрын
"A lemon is a mighty fruit" - Rogal Dorn
@cazador7131
Жыл бұрын
This is my head-cannon for his voice and it always will be.
@rayja6126
3 жыл бұрын
Me supporting the community from GW Supporters "I am Fortifying this Position"
@alexanderkazantzis8019
4 жыл бұрын
4:10 we need a meme of this
@thundergaming155
6 ай бұрын
I love rogals way of saying no.
@S3rp3rior
5 жыл бұрын
I. AM. ADORABLE.
@theblancmange1265
4 жыл бұрын
Adornable
@sofija1996
4 жыл бұрын
*cocks shotgun* Cover your ears, boy.
@finaladvance5085
4 жыл бұрын
Lord adorable
@apiwichteralapsuwan2660
2 жыл бұрын
iconic rogal dorn voice
@hp1221WTF
9 күн бұрын
Homunculus: Yeah infiltrating the castles weak defenses was quite easy Rogal Dorn: Huh? Homunculus: Nerdsayswhat Rogal Dorn: What? UGH Rogal Dorn: IM RE-INSTALLING THE CASTLE *Begins to violently drill* Big E: What? Rogal Dorn: IM RE-INSTALLING THE CASTLE FATHER. *Disapears into floor*
@gavinattalahadiyan325
Жыл бұрын
Rogal Dorn is what Beast Wars Megatron if he's acting like Shockwave
@Toxic_Nazdan
5 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to find the episode where the emperor gets his leg hit by a pipe
@nalzeck
5 жыл бұрын
Episode 25, minute 5:50
@Toxic_Nazdan
5 жыл бұрын
@@nalzeck thanks
@RakRescue
3 жыл бұрын
Anethestics required
@bigbrainboy2013
11 ай бұрын
Thank-you for making this. For it was exactly what I had been looking for.
@goodguykonrad3701
2 жыл бұрын
"I survived ... By being dead, in pretend"
@cgavin1
4 жыл бұрын
Man so much about the IF's was retconned from Space Marine. At least they kept the pain glove. Every pyschotic killer needs to have access to an agony-sybian to, you know, unwind.
@amterasutenma2547
4 ай бұрын
"Terra's roadway's could be improved.".
@TheLostWill
3 жыл бұрын
Rogal Dorn:Magic pain glove, tell me what I must do Pain glove: *makes rogal's hand fall off* Now angy Rogal Dorn: Your services are no longer required
@Lancersilva
Жыл бұрын
I’m gonna run out of space on my sound board with him alone
@Gus-dj1ub
4 жыл бұрын
“I suspect he was high on narcotics.”
@dustinatkinson5744
3 жыл бұрын
The hammer part is hilarious
@Sephiroth391
2 жыл бұрын
Whenever he said "YES" i though of Beastwars Megatron
@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
3 жыл бұрын
A TTS concept im waiting to come to fruition regarding Lion El Johnson. -Big E speaks. -Four Pirmarchs Return. -A Crusade happens I sleep. -Roboat Girlyman returns REAL S**T
@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487
3 жыл бұрын
This is entirely because Lions' personality will be built upon his constantly trying to one up Girlyman. Once girlyman was put on life support he made his best effort to not die.
@riythemusicguy7696
Жыл бұрын
This guy sounds so much like David Kaye. Especially on the _yesss...._
@simbachvazo6530
3 жыл бұрын
My God this would be amazing for a sound board
@BackupSix76066
3 жыл бұрын
We need an updated version
@fishpop
Жыл бұрын
Some of the lines got cut off but otherwise a compilation of greatness.
@Bluejayount1
Жыл бұрын
I am the greatest tree house architect in the galaxy.
@thebeerbaron01
5 жыл бұрын
Yeeesssss.
@alkazaronyx8599
3 жыл бұрын
I just watch 4:14 of Rogal Dprn and I regret nothing
@crystalwolfx
3 жыл бұрын
I... I need to know where this came from. As far as I can tell its a new religion.
@garbageboi5315
3 жыл бұрын
Source? Rogal: 1:41
@elronincaido2406
Жыл бұрын
0:14 Yes, it is I, Rogal Dorn!
@jaushuagrahamthefloridaman1124
3 жыл бұрын
2:11 When you are a southerner and join a discord full of northerners
@setharecool6459
3 жыл бұрын
How often do they start singing union dixie?
@jaushuagrahamthefloridaman1124
3 жыл бұрын
@@setharecool6459 as often as it is out of key every time But its ok,if i was from a place where there is no sun for half the year id be ornery too
@notkiwibird
4 жыл бұрын
Got linked this during a conversation, I am so confused.
@adamlewis1613
4 жыл бұрын
They are some of rogal's best moments from "If the emperor had a text to speech device"
@javierherreracollinao708
Жыл бұрын
Min 0:10 me encanta jajajaj
@stariu6901
3 ай бұрын
awesome
@anomaly_7993
4 жыл бұрын
*desk slam* “Boy... ears.”
@yuvalgabay1023
Жыл бұрын
The more I read Strom light. The more I can't imagine daliner as nothing else then tts dorn
@glenmorkan9582
3 жыл бұрын
A lemon IS a mighty fruit ! 🍋.... I suspect he was high on narcotics.
@memelord97-99
4 жыл бұрын
Can someone link me to that episode where Rogal Dorn says “You are a growing pile of screaming psychic children” and the time stamp?
@dickysatria7268
4 жыл бұрын
Episode 23 hairy conundrum... i dont know how to put timestamp
@memelord97-99
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks, though.
@zapan9643
Жыл бұрын
Mancat of phallus
@zaregoto6022
3 жыл бұрын
*T H E R E I S N O S U C H S A U C E P R O D U C T*
@nmotschidontwannagivemyrea8932
3 жыл бұрын
I'm not saying I don't enjoy the video, but a lot of these clips are far funnier with one or two previous sentences' worth of context.
@utkukoksal5278
5 жыл бұрын
This is funny to me
@evanshumard4986
3 жыл бұрын
Where is this from?
@engelostermann7203
Жыл бұрын
Mancat of phallus.
@ocean.m5642
Жыл бұрын
*no* . *yeess*
@TheKoriKasai
3 жыл бұрын
What is this from? It's so funny
@lordmalecith2300
3 жыл бұрын
Dogal Rorn
@estrangedgames635
4 жыл бұрын
What is the original video?
@hadesflame9342
3 жыл бұрын
Wait sterilize his custodes doesn't that mean their junk is fully functional 🤔
@hallowedbeyourdays
3 жыл бұрын
Chem-gelding is supposed to make you stop being horny.
@hadesflame9342
3 жыл бұрын
@@hallowedbeyourdays see this is why id rather be an inquisitor instead of a space marine 1. unlimited authority and resources. 2. Ma junk still works so can raise a family of my own if i wanted too thats very well off due to being fam of an inquisitor. Personally id like to be a perpetual psyker inquisitor to improm my chances on mission in 40k universe sure i could still die if soul is destroyed with my body but its still a good safty net if i die by normal means and just respawn elsewhere or shortly after. Like nah if your gonna kill me like full on Dead dead im gonna make sure i go out in the most badass way possible 😆.....speaking of perpetual can a perpetual survive a full on Exterminatus to the face 🤔???
@hallowedbeyourdays
3 жыл бұрын
@@hadesflame9342 The worst mistake imaginable is thinking the Inquisition is a monolithic ordered entity. While it may be so that one Inquisitor may turn you down and another may take you in, based on their need at the time and what you have on offer for their operation, do keep in mind that first you have to be worth trusting with such near-unlimited power. They don't take in the helpless or the inept, you are aware? Waste of effort to carry along that sort of thing when you need to get shit done. And, being quite honest you get poached by them, not offered enlistment.
@OrcWithBow
9 ай бұрын
"There is no such sauce product
@solidarityanonymus1494
9 күн бұрын
Dogal rorn
@Sentient_Scarab_Swarm
4 жыл бұрын
This is true.
@bootlegbrethren2961
3 жыл бұрын
Why does he sound like David Kaye.
@lookatthepicture4107
5 жыл бұрын
We all need a magic pain glove
@lookatthepicture4107
5 жыл бұрын
@Brother Kotello Two actually
@emzetkin1100
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine trying to meditate while a thousand fire ants sting you
@Dragonspirit223
3 жыл бұрын
@@emzetkin1100 The one who can do such a thing is a master of self control I understand why Rogal Dorn appreciates its use
@papacheese6431
2 жыл бұрын
It is I, rogal dorn
@Ginlock45
3 жыл бұрын
Thy will be done
@justinroman8023
3 жыл бұрын
This need a update lml
@fruit1es2022
3 жыл бұрын
Brick
@juliane.mfarias9285
2 жыл бұрын
"I am fortifying this position" ".......WHY!?" "The best offense is a good defense"
@LethalByChoice
2 жыл бұрын
"That's not how it works!"
@khylerbane4523
Жыл бұрын
“No.”
@ultra-papasmurf
5 жыл бұрын
*"Your services are no longer required"* That glove just felt more pain than it could ever dish out
@Tonatsi
3 жыл бұрын
He’s talking to the hand that fell off, not the glove.
@ultra-papasmurf
3 жыл бұрын
@@Tonatsi hes talking to both
@RakRescue
3 жыл бұрын
They way he said that was perfect stone cold with a slight bit of disappointment.
@anaveragenightlordsfan
3 жыл бұрын
No, gloves don't have a nervous system. It is an object, not a living being.
@godbloodspilla7154
3 жыл бұрын
@@anaveragenightlordsfan this is why you don’t get invited to parties
@jonathanswavely7259
5 жыл бұрын
"By being dead... In pretend"
@vp21ct
3 жыл бұрын
It is downright impressive how Rogal can combine such a deadpan with such incredible levels of biting Sass.
@parkermaisterra8532
5 жыл бұрын
"Corgi's are funny, they have small legs" Note to self: Draw some art with Rogal Dorn and a Corgi. Edit: I love that even though its been two years and I was joking about drawing (fun fact: I'm shit at it) people still want me to do it.
@alkahest--1135
5 жыл бұрын
Corgal Dorn
@ahrkens
5 жыл бұрын
parker maisterra rule of thumb: he has to be saying “yey”
@Nugnugnug
4 жыл бұрын
How's progress?
@cipher8266
4 жыл бұрын
Sigispup
@kyrridas1573
4 жыл бұрын
Draw Dorn _as_ a corgi.
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
5 жыл бұрын
"Once upon a time... I was me."
@Sereze001
4 жыл бұрын
No.
@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
4 жыл бұрын
@@Sereze001 Yes.
@infinityzer054
4 жыл бұрын
This is true
@CBRN-115
4 жыл бұрын
@@infinityzer054 the glove has spoken
@eagan_1902
3 жыл бұрын
*M A G I C* *P A I N* *G L O V E*
@26th_Primarch
6 жыл бұрын
I was me... -Rogal Dorn
@HippoKing.MP3
5 жыл бұрын
In the dawn of the 31st Millennium, Vulcan existed
@OSHA_10
3 жыл бұрын
“I survived by being dead” laughed my ass off
2 жыл бұрын
"In pretend."
@Thomas-hu8xn
6 жыл бұрын
THE GLOVE HAS SPOKEN .
@Sombra-lf6gm
5 жыл бұрын
Your services are no longer required
@johnwicked1132
4 жыл бұрын
@@Sombra-lf6gm >:(
@skylark306
6 жыл бұрын
I shall help you , man-cat of phallus.
@calorinedarkness5232
4 жыл бұрын
truly a descriptor has never been more apt.
@Ragnarra
Жыл бұрын
Hehe 😂
@danielawesome36
3 жыл бұрын
I recently just found out that the "Magic Pain Glove" isn't just a random TTS joke item, but an action canon item.
@RPGLoremaster-y9g
Ай бұрын
I think it's more of a capsule you enter, not a glove you wear
@OneAsphodel
Ай бұрын
@@RPGLoremaster-y9gnope, it’s a glove
@Xalerdane
9 күн бұрын
The term is a combination of 'pain' and 'bodyglove', which is the _40k_ word for full body skintight clothing. So it's essentially a gimp suit that triggers the pain nerves of its wearer.
@TheCraftedMine
4 жыл бұрын
I want a shot of rogal dorn saying *"That* is adorable, and I will defend it."
@DaMaster012
2 жыл бұрын
Bonus points if he says it in reference to a corgi.
@gideonmele1556
3 жыл бұрын
Dorn is probably the only son that can give Emps this much legitimate sass and not be deleted. Intelligent enough to be a pain yet thick enough to either seemingly miss things or just miss them in pretend. Dorn doesn’t get mad, he doesn’t get frustrated, he just keeps going. The perfect foil to E’s shenanigans and mercifully did not commit to that Dornian heresy nonsense (can you imagine the frustrating levels of stubbornness?)
@justme42300
Жыл бұрын
Oh he most definitely does get angry. Or, more or less, "slightly infuriated".
@taddad2641
2 ай бұрын
eeeh nah the emperor wouldn't do that to any of his kids and most people honestly, unless they are erally shitty people. otherwise he'd have evaporated the heavily homosexual strippers long ago.
@slimey630
4 жыл бұрын
My friend: how did you find out about this video? Me: a revelation led me to it
@owenkasaboski6902
2 жыл бұрын
Magic pain glove. I am lost in this heretical comment section. What should I do?
@jacksimpson8529
Жыл бұрын
@@owenkasaboski6902 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" "The glove has spoken."
@khylerbane4523
3 жыл бұрын
Who else would love to have a treehouse built by Rogol Dorn?
2 жыл бұрын
I would.
@Preaplanes
2 жыл бұрын
A tree house built by Dorn is any other setting's global superpower Elven kingdom.
@lanterns_glow
2 жыл бұрын
It's less a house more a palace
@lookatthepicture4107
2 жыл бұрын
Have you ever watched KND?
@jacksimpson8529
Жыл бұрын
I would. He is, after all, the best treehouse architect in the galaxy.
@dolando5837
3 жыл бұрын
“ I was something beyond furious” is one of my favorite lines from him.
@dodes2698
3 жыл бұрын
A voice like butter. A mind like ... butter.
@Derpy-qg9hn
5 жыл бұрын
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