This was so well done I felt like I was watching a documentary Edit: The face censors were horrifying tho
@matthijskkr
6 жыл бұрын
GammaGames Almost every kliksphilip video is like that.... That's why i love his channel
@Sython6
6 жыл бұрын
They all died after 7 days.
@MiriBenii
6 жыл бұрын
Silverback Except our protagonist with the silver tash. He passed the curse to someone else.
@ogrimbothesour2976
4 жыл бұрын
dude i was stoned as fuck, went out to put a pizza in the oven , came back to that and was wondering what the fuck i had on my screen
@KwadDamyj
4 жыл бұрын
"Edit: The face censors were horrifying tho " *LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH.*
@GebTM
6 жыл бұрын
Our peasant will block out the sun
@395leandro
6 жыл бұрын
Then we shall fight in the shade.
@sammym2511
6 жыл бұрын
Just imagine that for a second-masses of peasants raining down on a force of hoplites...
@maidhcdemoinbhiol6017
6 жыл бұрын
Heavy stuff.
@sammym2511
6 жыл бұрын
In more ways than one
@ReachForTheSky
6 жыл бұрын
That must be a big peasant.
@jeremiahfalck3496
6 жыл бұрын
When you accidentally take Rome
@gimmeallurmoney3883
5 жыл бұрын
#JustGirlyThings
@3manu3l_xd
3 жыл бұрын
Love it when that happens
@randomperson2078
6 жыл бұрын
4:15 “In war, numbers alone provide no advantage...” - Sun Tzu, “The Art of War”
@despacitodaniel801
4 жыл бұрын
Mmnmm
@satanmann8023
4 жыл бұрын
heh, thats where he went wrong
@dadaeeaeeadada3301
4 жыл бұрын
@@satanmann8023 heh ,you wrong becausevh hr does use tactic
@williamberne
4 жыл бұрын
@@satanmann8023 Note this word: "ALONE". Is this video, he not only used tactics, but als the ultmate weapon: middle difficulty.
@MrFrinZy
4 жыл бұрын
@@williamberne I'm not even sure that it's on "normal" difficulty.
@vxscarr
6 жыл бұрын
"Does spam email..." "why am i so small..." "do girls care abou..." "worlds shortest p..." "world record appli..." "how to clear searc..." Its the small details that count Phil ;)
@asaul6718
6 жыл бұрын
Which minute? Edit:4:47
@chabbab6698
6 жыл бұрын
There we have 2kliksphilip an adult man who tries to get a girl, is ejaculating after seconds of intercourse and wants to take viagra to help that, beyond this searches for the worlds shortest penis to feel better that his is probably millimetres above the record, and then wants to delete his search history out of embarassement.
@RekoTheProducer
6 жыл бұрын
Viagra side effects
@lazo2
6 жыл бұрын
try telling them that? who? what? that joke? and why write try and not tried? and why would that make you sad? are you crazy?
@RekoTheProducer
6 жыл бұрын
Bagguette wtf are you talking about
@Gumberculesus
5 жыл бұрын
0:53 "Time to put the commoners of Britain to the ultimate challenge." Sets Difficulty to Medium...
@1kvolt1978
5 жыл бұрын
That!
@debuxman
6 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for a good while for this video, and it exceeded all expectations I could have had about it. Totally worth the wait. I love especially the twists within it (to challenge yourself with using only villagers, show the difficulties you had to make this video and integrating it within the narrative of the video, the flashback into "Barrivendos'" memories, etc). Great stuff! Gonna love rewatching this
@BadPhreak
6 жыл бұрын
debuxman you read this off my mind. No point in commenting. Kliksphilip, you are the greatest
@eddiiiiiie3781
6 жыл бұрын
I agree
@MarcusRayGonzalez
6 жыл бұрын
I play the game on windows 10 and I never crash on vanilla, just with mods occasionally. For better performance you can get the DX7 DLL and replace the dll in the directory, run Rome as administrator, disable AA in the preferences file, and run in windows 7 or xp compatibility mode. I’ve been playing Rome since I was in 2nd grade, I’ve had to do everything to get it to run correctly. Europa Barbarorum 1.3 on Alex is the best though!
@andriusakinis3219
6 жыл бұрын
After 9 years in development hopefuly it was worth the weight
@DrWongburger
5 жыл бұрын
From a creative standpoint, this is a really cool video format to introduce to total war games, one that I haven't seen before. KZitem videos tend to stick to a general format with regards to these games(not that's there's anything wrong with that). Ones that primarily center around battles or play through. Whereas you have not only incorporated these battles which are so interesting to us, but dramas and humor, of which you have inserted as narrative for the story that you wish to tell. How meticulously clever of your creative thought processes. Fo real mos def.
@sethkazzim731
4 жыл бұрын
DrWongburger you’d like time commanders
@donmosquito7868
6 жыл бұрын
Stalin would be proud of your military brilliance.
@Felix-ve9hs
6 жыл бұрын
but stalin lived 2000 years after the glorious battles of 2kliksphilip ಠ_ಠ
@robosergTV
6 жыл бұрын
Stalin? Who send millions people unarmed or under armed like cannon fodder?
@ksay47
6 жыл бұрын
RobosergTV, philip did the same?
@Graknorke
6 жыл бұрын
You know Enemy at the Gate isn't a historical document right.
@zissgoo2571
6 жыл бұрын
He learned from the historical records of the great Philips conquests
@KyleOfCanada
6 жыл бұрын
A masterpiece of English humour, with a good deal of wit and effort mixed in to ensure a quality end product (even if that ironically happens to be a mass of angry peasants). This is nothing short of art.
@Mamenber
6 жыл бұрын
"It wasn't long before the French started running away" Easily the best quote from the video
@23Revan84
5 жыл бұрын
Mamenber it is what they are good at!
@stsk7
4 жыл бұрын
I heard that they found a german tank in a river in France, they surrendered to it.
@amuliusbrutus7010
4 жыл бұрын
5:20 For those who didnt find it You're welcome
@shoretrooper74
4 жыл бұрын
Skye Walker wow
@Johnny-nq9wx
4 жыл бұрын
@@23Revan84 If you forget all French history before 1920 yeah probably
@oaesiir5676
5 жыл бұрын
The Entire TW Community: "You can't run a campaign with just peasants." 2kliksphilip: "Hold my beer."
@upfry9593
5 жыл бұрын
Tea*
@williamberne
4 жыл бұрын
When people talk about campaign, they usually mean double very hard, not middle difficulty.
@nazarenosilva4478
4 жыл бұрын
Hold my enemys head.
@basselwehbe8412
4 жыл бұрын
haha peasant go RAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
@kofola9145
4 жыл бұрын
@@williamberne Double very hard? How do I do that?
@notexactlysiev
6 жыл бұрын
Philip's strategic idea: Peasants are cheap, I should attack with thousands of them Philip's KZitem idea: There are plenty of total war games, I can make thousands of videos of them
@fulcrum2951
6 жыл бұрын
Siev he's following the hoi4 mass assault doctrine
@ME-ki7vq
6 жыл бұрын
fulcrum 29 No this is grand battleplan
@Javalin197Gaming
6 жыл бұрын
I have never enjoyed a Rome Total War Video more than this one. XD
@loek1455
6 жыл бұрын
quantity ideas > quality ideas
@loek1455
6 жыл бұрын
true :D 15% morale is awesome early game
@DIY_Miracle
6 жыл бұрын
Naval ideas :DDDD
@loek1455
6 жыл бұрын
your profile pic exactly describe the naval ideas :P
@aviddavid8793
6 жыл бұрын
I love sending 16 year olds to slaughter ground.
@DIY_Miracle
6 жыл бұрын
The ability to repair in coastal waters is unironically good for convienience but awful for min-maxing.
@j.okroiag9368
6 жыл бұрын
This is the best Total War video I have ever seen... and I believe I have seen them all.
@Jp007
6 жыл бұрын
My god the effort you put into these videos is remarkable. ily 2kliksphilip
@thevenator3955
6 жыл бұрын
4:15 Sun Tzu does not approve
@henlinzprod9286
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@runetitan-lx4ih
6 жыл бұрын
i appreciate the attention to detail with the chrome tabs
@Hughy1749
6 жыл бұрын
Is everyone else just gonna ignore the Chrome tabs open at 4:46? Lol
@Immort4llity
6 жыл бұрын
Haha yeah I actually paused to read those, for those that care and want to have a laugh: "does spam email..." "why am i so small..." "viagra side effects..." "do girls care abou..." "worlds shortest p..." "world record appli..." "how to clear searc..."
@judebreheny3925
5 жыл бұрын
True comedy genius.
@lambdamoth
6 жыл бұрын
Read the chrome tabs at 4:47
@PandaTheGFX
6 жыл бұрын
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
@sondreavik5337
6 жыл бұрын
those a windows and not tabs! also, I'm sure window titles are hidden by default considering he's using large taskbar icons and that he only did it for this video! (no shit ofc, just felt like pointing it out lmao)
@profile_memes
6 жыл бұрын
does spam email... why am i so small... viagra side effects... do girls care about... worlds shortest p... world record appli... how to clear searc...
@ikindalikebowie
6 жыл бұрын
Also: Look at the thumb drive in the bottom left of 2:32.
@CHarveyProductions
6 жыл бұрын
That smell is the enemy!
@glenichou
6 жыл бұрын
"Run away! Run away" sudden flashback of the rabbit that decapitate knights
@antthegord9411
6 жыл бұрын
Please do more of this, that narration was spot on. Belly laughs through the entire video man haha
@GPAKOS
3 жыл бұрын
I love these stories. Thank you for taking the time to make this. I hope that making videos about games you play on your free time doesnt make you enjoy them less.
@kluksphulup5599
6 жыл бұрын
If the Emu War tought me annything, anythung is posible
@AlessFD
6 жыл бұрын
taught
@niemandit
6 жыл бұрын
Sam onella premium Knowledge right here
@DisgustedCheese
6 жыл бұрын
ITS YOU
@victorverkoelen7891
6 жыл бұрын
Niemandit crappin on crops and cropping on craps
@WJames-nq2df
6 жыл бұрын
Who would've thunk it?
@scoutscask4496
6 жыл бұрын
The ending of this video is just perfect. Well done! Edit: went through the comments and found a whole bunch of easter eggs. This made the video go from a 9 to a solid 10 :')
@MaulerMyers
6 жыл бұрын
"thousands of identical men were soon pouring in, like water into a cup" XD
@sthiel126
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like the mustache general's segment is more like an auto biography.... :) well played. 10:30-12:12
@ЭдвардХау
6 жыл бұрын
*cries in british pride*
@autruff18
6 жыл бұрын
But dat kyrillic letters tho
@ivandeskita996
6 жыл бұрын
Please do more of these! they are so fun to watch!
@gregm8871
6 жыл бұрын
Saw this video in my suggestions, and I'm very glad I watched it! I played the hell out of RTW and although I never assembled the peasant army, I often thought of what could be if I had. Now I know, and that part of my mind can finally be at peace. Loved the story, loved the jokes, loved the personal touches. You just got a sub mister!
@barbariancreep4450
6 жыл бұрын
Finally! Been waiting for this video for ages! Good work Philip!
@zonipoi
4 жыл бұрын
Barrivendos' backstory has the coolest transition I've ever seen. Even the music fits perfectly
@somedonkus69420
6 жыл бұрын
TOTAL WAR more like THIS HEATWAVE IT TOTALLY KILLING ME END MY SUFFERING
@blackcoat7175
6 жыл бұрын
*laughs in Australian*
@saprophycs950
6 жыл бұрын
All heat and no rain makes me a dull farmer
@a-drewg1716
6 жыл бұрын
*laughs in Arizonian*
@quno5174
6 жыл бұрын
*dosent laugh because our houses aren’t designed for heat*
@eliancalebsaquilayan5255
6 жыл бұрын
If youre in the middle of the EQUATOR ITSELF like us, you'll feel true heat...
@daddymarkram
6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant editing, entertaining and very well made. Cheers 2kliksphilip. :-)
@tropicalfruit4571
6 жыл бұрын
Now it's time for the best game in the series... MEDIEVAL II BABY!!!
@zockertwins
6 жыл бұрын
The best is this one though
@tropicalfruit4571
6 жыл бұрын
IDK man. I do like the time period more but Medieval II was just such an improvement in all terms...
@richardroberson2564
6 жыл бұрын
Tropical Fruit i agree
@tonywoutrs
6 жыл бұрын
Tropical Fruit So was Rome compared with the first Medieval
@tropicalfruit4571
6 жыл бұрын
And so was medieval to shogun. Point is that Medieval II was huge improvement. Really all this game is lacking is proper AI in fights. Maybe it's just me but I go back to Medieval II with joy. Earlier games on the other hand... not really. They're really old and you can see that :/
@UnknownKnower2
6 жыл бұрын
I loved your commentary and unique personality that you mixed into this. Really an enjoyable watch
@pgump.
6 жыл бұрын
Ok This is BEYOND Epic
@angels77100
4 жыл бұрын
Excellent quality made short video. I could watch these all day under lock-down.
@norefolkk2739
6 жыл бұрын
I love the Total war videos
@adambrodeur
6 жыл бұрын
Your editing is amazing! syncing music and visuals with particular actions and storytelling is terrific! Your commentary in this series of TW videos is great, and the jokes are just right. Some even made me laugh hard. Timing is impeccable! You've more than earned my subscription! I look forward to more great editing and comedy from you.
@The_Caledonian
6 жыл бұрын
ever since going low in csgo i believe this series has beaten it by a long shot - keep these types of vids comin
@Sysel.
6 жыл бұрын
If this was your hardest video, it was well worth it! Amazing job!!
@hannibalm090009
5 жыл бұрын
Amazing video and the "General's" backstory is amazing; what a journey.
@Madru
6 жыл бұрын
U are so great philip xoxo
@devinarato69420
3 жыл бұрын
Yes he is xoxo
@nerdyversalstudios1445
6 жыл бұрын
you are a born entertainer. Keep it up mate.
@MRayner59
6 жыл бұрын
Incredible that I'm only now discovering your channel. Another absolutely brilliant effort here. The way you manage to bring the game to life in such an entertaining and humorous way is just such a delight.
@FrankTheTank1007
5 жыл бұрын
9:10 "I lost over 2000 men." You lost fewer than 1300, though... You forgot that casualties can be randomly healed, Philip.
@MrProtopopescovici
5 жыл бұрын
1:31 - Divinitus starts to play in the background by Angela & Jeff van Dyck, that song reminds me of my childhood and the days and week's on end i've spent playing this game, this game made me like history in general. The songs brings a lot of nostalgia along with it. Great video btw. Thank you.
@MadMarco
6 жыл бұрын
What? Rome never crashes for me, I also play on Windows 10 and bought it on steam, it never crashed.
@brig.gen.georgiiisserson7226
6 жыл бұрын
Forever Alone ikr
@eytelmena1682
6 жыл бұрын
Because he has it on disc
@marremarrang2306
6 жыл бұрын
Playing on Windows 8, crashes very rarely for no reason. Bad fps constantly and game freezing when alt-tabbing now and then. Only known major problems I've had with the game
@mahtoosacks
6 жыл бұрын
I had problem with crashes. I cant remember the exact fix, but i know i had to run in compatibility mode. I didnt move to any extra folders, but i did find the fix on steam. Sorry unhelpful ass comment.
@BigBoiTurboslav
6 жыл бұрын
Just use a 2GB patch.
@dereksdump
5 жыл бұрын
This game was my childhood. Memories I never knew I had were being dug out of the deepest crevices of my mind the more I watched this video.
@mogadishusneeze
6 жыл бұрын
Congrats, you must have one of the best voices to narrate your videos on YT
@Brendissimo1
5 жыл бұрын
I love this classic Total War content. It makes me feel like I'm a teenager again. Keep it up!
@xFlashy
6 жыл бұрын
Not accurate, real France would surrender immediately.
@_Muzolf
6 жыл бұрын
Well, those are not French, those are Gauls.
@tonyw4047
6 жыл бұрын
Wow, you're so funny and original...
@gui31130
6 жыл бұрын
bring me back in 2010
@monaaa5178
6 жыл бұрын
XFlash seems to have missed some history lessons. Poor boy. Tip : France is more than 1000 years old, there are other warfares than WW2.
@bigboydancannon4325
6 жыл бұрын
Loving the french salt in the comments. Mmmm tastes so good.
@yom35
2 жыл бұрын
this video is a masterpiece! love your stuff m8
@SandokanBattles
6 жыл бұрын
I forgot how amazing this game was
@jamessteven711
5 жыл бұрын
I still play it! It's amazing (and the music too)
@garybarber2152
6 жыл бұрын
This was the first of your videos I have ever seen, discovered by random chance at about 2 AM. It was so dumb I LOVE IT
@penguincommander169
5 жыл бұрын
2 am you say what a coincidence it is aso 2 am for me
@Nikoyew
6 жыл бұрын
,,but there were some, who resisted “ I know what you did there ! Absolute masterpiece ❤️
@myrphy6988
6 жыл бұрын
The fucking crash with all those webpage tabs. My god I fucking cried, so fucking subtle holy shit.
@GabrieleSantoro-01
6 жыл бұрын
"We always have been, we are, and I hope that we always shall be detested in France." - Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington, British general and Prime Minister
@eelyy212
11 ай бұрын
Your total war videos are amazing! I hope you aren't afraid to make more (for lack of a better word) "let's play" style videos because of the tech-oriented nature of your channel now, because they're great
@redknight100
6 жыл бұрын
4:47 Look at the tabs open!😂😂😂😂😂
@sprucemaroose
6 жыл бұрын
I've never seen one of your videos before, didn't know what to expect. But the crashes, the peasants, the joy, the tears...the emotion. Kinder Bueno!
@paladinbob1236
6 жыл бұрын
glory to the peasants! long may they be remembered! nice video and excellent commentary on a old classical game , which is still a great game to play.. :)
@mohamedusam4825
6 жыл бұрын
aah nice that remembrance of the beloved old game , and tactic of swarms of villager seems working fine , and very nice and funny commentary too was amusing, and the scenes and montage was brilliant wow , cool video
@almann4187
6 жыл бұрын
One of the few people that can put a heartwarming smile on my face,
@MegaaaFox
3 жыл бұрын
Dear Philip, you can not imagine how much i enjoy your humor and watching this video, so thanks for that
@bryanjesushernandez9662
5 жыл бұрын
I came from your Skyrim video love your voice man nice videos
@aaronholloway1991
4 жыл бұрын
this video is made so well absolute quality first time watching and definitely subscribing
@heckinmemes6430
6 жыл бұрын
"THEY"RE EVERYWHEAAAAYGGHH"
@kamiho49
6 жыл бұрын
Please do more of this :) I'm a fan of you and total war. I'm really appreciate the humour you brought.
@adamrules01
4 жыл бұрын
"When one dies 10 more will take his place"
@batuhanparin9930
5 жыл бұрын
This was the best rome total war video I have ever watched! Your comments and way of telling the story was awesome I would like to see more of this in the future. Keep up the good work man!
@damir.a
9 ай бұрын
I enjoyed google searches at 4:46. I appreciate you taking the time to do this.
@theiosgamer4705
6 жыл бұрын
Who would win? A large empire equipped with well trained solders and outstanding equipment Or A bunch of farmers
@willotter4503
4 жыл бұрын
Depends if the empire is France
@Anuca6
6 жыл бұрын
I actually like your Total War series, Philip. Hope that you keep making them, it's very entertaining to watch.
@cazek445
6 жыл бұрын
I was expecting you would just use advanced units. Because even in very hard it is easy to defeat the French. But this? I wasn’t expecting this at all!
@Kong20012
4 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: 2kliksphilip starts the dark ages 366 years early
@samuelreeder3437
6 жыл бұрын
this game somehow still out does every single total war installment that came after, it truly gave the feeling of freedom, you could make army's of anything and play as anyone and still win. not to mention siege battles in the later game just became disappointing.
@jamessteven711
5 жыл бұрын
The siege battles will never be beat in Rome!!
@kareharondo
4 жыл бұрын
this video is EPIC. this series pretty much introduced me to Total War. thanks, philip! wonder where the Empire video is, though (it probably wouldn't be as good considering France is literally 2 whole provinces in that game)
@roland3042
6 жыл бұрын
There better be another with medieval 2
@Astaroth6161
6 жыл бұрын
I´ve been playing total war for ages, and thanks to this video, I figured out how to mix my troops after a battle. Thanks bro!
@sacrieur7899
4 жыл бұрын
10:39 ... Nostalgia ... I had the exact same plastic armor(in 2), with the same damaged parts, the eagle on the shields never helds and i lost the shoulders golden things :) But they should still be somewhere at my parents home :,) Ahhh... Goood times ...
@Yupppi
6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, lore filled episode. Can't but appreciate the effort in these weirdly fascinating episodes of totally dull video game :D
@t-m0917
6 жыл бұрын
Onhonhonhon baguette baguette croissant croissant
@mahtoosacks
6 жыл бұрын
Ohweee ohwee hunghh hunghh Sooo frE-aunch
@ap1evideogame44
6 жыл бұрын
Bojeur! oi mouseur!
@f1r3hunt3rz5
6 жыл бұрын
Burger obesity 9/11 explode explode kaboom
@develpala
6 жыл бұрын
I've enjoyed a great lot of your videos for 'bout half a yeah now. Now this is the first, that had me outright laugh in multiple sections. Not that your other content isn't great - merely, that this is a master piece! Great job writing the script on this philip. Keep up the good work
@50calM82A1
6 жыл бұрын
"Quantity is a quality of its own." (Stalin)
@ragimundvonwallat8961
4 жыл бұрын
...its from Napoléon
@marchmallow3011
6 жыл бұрын
4.46 . I noticed the jokes you snuck in there, and i have to say, it did make me chuckle
@marchmallow3011
6 жыл бұрын
4:46
@chronos5090
6 жыл бұрын
An unstoppable wave of Villagers Now in *4K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
@tristancoble7902
5 жыл бұрын
Your vids are so entertaining! Commentary is great too! I discovered your channel through the new skyrim vids. LOVED those. Soooo funny.
@MattyFez
6 жыл бұрын
It is the highest virtue of an Englishman to defeat the French. That'll teach them for 1066
@nehcrum
6 жыл бұрын
So punish the french for what the independant Duke of Normandy did? Who in turn was a viking descendant, given land in exchange for protecting France from other vikings....
@simpletrailers1161
6 жыл бұрын
I wasn't expecting this video to be this funny. I'm subbing right away
@TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
6 жыл бұрын
*VIRTUS ET HONOR INTENSIFIES*
@jonathanpenduka7420
4 жыл бұрын
I love the narration more than the video its self lol
@jaredmueller6005
6 жыл бұрын
Hate to nitpick, but they're not French. They're Gauls. Actually the same celtic ethnic group as your Britannians. This is before the Frankish people (who were a Germanic horde at the time) took over Gaul and turned it into France. It's also before the Anglo-Saxons (also Germanic) took over Britannia from the celts and made its southern half England.
@Bratzernnjr
6 жыл бұрын
Last point: After Romans colonised the Island, followed by Vikings colonising and concluding with Normans annexing England and Wales.
@Tapiola666
6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty damn sure he knew that and I'm also pretty damn sure that's part of the joke you seem to have missed...
@theterribleanimator1793
6 жыл бұрын
jesus dude, chill.
@LimeEye13
4 жыл бұрын
I have not laughed so hard at a video in some time. This was brilliant. Bravo!
@RANJITPLAYZ
6 жыл бұрын
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@AGoldSoldier
6 жыл бұрын
RANJIT PLAYZ World’s shortest penis World Record application
@c.b780
6 жыл бұрын
RANJIT PLAYZ this isnt google mate
@paperandpavement
3 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this video years ago under the influence of mushrooms and laughing non stop.. your shit is hilarous bud! I had to come back for laughs.
@ЯковН-ю9х
5 жыл бұрын
It crashes because of Win10 - we russians have no problems bc we use Win7...still
@SkyBorik
5 жыл бұрын
Ян Н. Седьмая винда уже устарела. Переходи на десятку
@theorangeveteran8125
6 жыл бұрын
I love the way you mix the track with Memorable quotes.
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