Sorry to disappoint you, but every 58 seconds you aren't getting back...
@pureblood1980x
3 жыл бұрын
"Say what you see"...."ok. it was shit!"
@ianphilip3915
3 жыл бұрын
No it wasn’t it was more terrible than that!
@ennius42
3 жыл бұрын
After watching this video, I never want to hear another joke again.
@fuzzyhaskins8075
3 жыл бұрын
I first saw this vid 9 years ago and believe I am making headway regarding an explanation of Roy’s joke.
@hans6138
2 жыл бұрын
I think we may have to consult an ancient scroll for this one
@user-jt5vm3mi1w
Жыл бұрын
Report back in another 9 please
@adamc1272
3 жыл бұрын
"58 seconds of nonsense, here we go"
@SpeccyHorace
2 жыл бұрын
Haha, very good
@ryanmcshane9299
Жыл бұрын
"It's good but it's not the one."
@kirkhamandy
7 жыл бұрын
Well, not sure about it being the joke to end all jokes but it was the video to end all chance of me watching another on your channel
@davidhoward2487
6 жыл бұрын
Some people put anything on here..
@bombadilian
4 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he is devastated.
@chairslots3792
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Andy-wx4wx
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@cdfort
3 жыл бұрын
Ha I think he's taking the piss, his other videos are very funny, try watching them.
@MLife1972
3 жыл бұрын
This isn't a joke. It's a random assortment of words.
@virtualmadworld
8 ай бұрын
Hahahhahaha😂😂😂
@tonyadigitalnorway1155
3 жыл бұрын
Came for the video, stayed for the brilliant comments!
@mattygrice
Жыл бұрын
I remember going to bed on an empty stomach that night.
@jaieighty6812
2 жыл бұрын
"That's the joke" - Rainer Wolfecastle
@InfiniteFury2K
3 ай бұрын
"YOU SUCK, McBain!"
@MossyOrc
11 ай бұрын
He’s been at the turps again
@alanoconnor6921
3 жыл бұрын
That's not a joke to end all jokes,, that's a joke to end your career,,
@trancehi
3 жыл бұрын
What baffles me is he probably sat down and wrote that, read it back several times and actually convinced himself it was funny.
@garyfenlon5769
2 жыл бұрын
It's all in the delivery.
@jamesjameson4566
Жыл бұрын
@@garyfenlon5769 but what's the joke? I don't get it
@thetrickisirarelyrespond5945
4 ай бұрын
@@jamesjameson4566It's the fact you're still trying to get it, is the joke
@NewAgeHeaven
3 жыл бұрын
It’s three unfunny jokes. First implies his brother is as dumb as a coconut. The second was the worst, it simply reinforces his brother is dumb as he can’t tell his right eye from his left even though he can tell his right hand from his left. The third was the best, and if the others had paid off it would have struck home as his brother thought the cereal box was his new pair of glasses. What confuses us is that we may relate this last joke to the first, building an image with a coconut wearing a pair of glasses, which was not intended. Walker was normally very funny and a fantastic host. Catchphrase was awesome. 🤩
@Wykesidefruitmachine
Жыл бұрын
Why did they cut two holes in the cereal box?
@michaelrowan3851
Жыл бұрын
Yeah why the two holes?
@Redsleather
Жыл бұрын
Roy Walker WAS Catchphrase
@deckyBWFC91
Жыл бұрын
Are you secretly Roy Walker?
@JM_-ix7yh
Жыл бұрын
@@Wykesidefruitmachine @NewAgeHeaven R U GONNA ANSWER THIS
@hermanthetosser4219
2 жыл бұрын
Best joke I've heard in a few weeks
@Redsleather
Жыл бұрын
Roy Walker WAS Catchphrase… say what you see, it’s good but it’s not right, riiiiiiiiight!
@mikeydoc11
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that I don’t get it will haunt me for weeks... the fact that the joke might not make sense to begin with and I’ll never understand how it made sense to Roy will haunt me for the rest of my life
@michaelstephen819
3 жыл бұрын
A swipe and a miss here - this is actually a good joke if told properly.
@ethanberry9846
3 жыл бұрын
Hard to believe that he initially started as a comedian.
@isaachunt7107
3 жыл бұрын
Tumbleweed delivery for a Mr Walker!
@cyrilusly
Жыл бұрын
It ended all jokes for sure ...This is exact moment comedy died and had enough of the 80's.
@mattrobinson2837
3 жыл бұрын
It’s good, but it’s not right
@rms2876
Жыл бұрын
That is an old Billy Connerly joke but the guy said he wanted a pair like John Lennon
@arserobinson7118
9 ай бұрын
If you really want to push someone over the edge show them this joke.
@dominicaaaaa5547
2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious joke I'm gonna use this one myself
@plantcitychuck2551
7 жыл бұрын
why tf did i watch this?
@mattiejames1985
3 жыл бұрын
Best edit i've ever seen
@betaman7988
2 жыл бұрын
After a LOT of research I can confirm... Roy did NOT write this joke. It actually appears in a 1978 episode of a really terrible sketch show called What's on Next where Jim Davidson of all people performs it. Only in that version the cornflake packet only has one eye-hole cut out meaning its clearer to see what the hell it was for.
@Candolad
2 жыл бұрын
It's the way you tell 'em though too, and Roy evidently didn't tell it the way Jim Davidson would.
@Redsleather
Жыл бұрын
@@Candolad Roy Walker has never struck me as being a far right wing racist, unlike Jim Davidson
@Candolad
Жыл бұрын
@@Redsleather Oh dear, the Wokerati strike again !
@PH-vv1ky
Жыл бұрын
@@Redsleather aww was the safe space full? Impressive how many banal, predictable, virtue signaling buzz words you managed to fit in there. The type of words that nowadays have no meaning thanks to paramecium like you. Being black myself, give me Davidson over some smug, self righteous, unintelligent toilet brush like you anyway.
@threegenders201
11 ай бұрын
@@Candoladthey have their list of irredeemables, and Jim is certainly on there!
@blustulagu
5 жыл бұрын
I've seen funnier house fires
@bartonyoung3631
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah they are quite funny. Saw a brilliant one in Kent a few years back. One of their kids died but before that point I laughed and laughed, honestly. I did start the fire though.
@philthatcher6111
5 жыл бұрын
What a G!
@andrewmonument8847
3 жыл бұрын
What a load of tripe !
@freddiejohnson6137
3 жыл бұрын
Ok finished watching the video and I must have missed the joke was it edited out?
@JimmySlacksack
11 жыл бұрын
chilling
@WhipLashJimmyFrank
2 жыл бұрын
Wait, what?
@TheStuport
3 жыл бұрын
And I thought I'd NEVER be Click Baited Again.....pfffftttttt.....I was wrong.
@samarthur1847
3 жыл бұрын
When I first heard that joke when I was very young I thought it was great.
@ryanfarrell153
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, same here. My dad used to tell it to me, its actually quite funny but maybe nobody gets it or something
@Malky24
3 жыл бұрын
This is as funny as watching a guide dog being run over by a train.
@judoclawplays962
3 жыл бұрын
That would be funny
@reloadpsi
Жыл бұрын
I suspect the joke is that they crudely made a mask to cover his left eye and he thought it was the glasses, but I'm not certain of that.
@johnhenshaw7655
3 жыл бұрын
Yep that’s funny
@AR-dn6kh
8 ай бұрын
Its a good joke but its not right 😂
@tschuler9923
3 жыл бұрын
As far as that guy is concerned that should end all " jokes "
@simonkosh30
3 жыл бұрын
Well, there's 0.57 I won't get back.
@gradsgames
Жыл бұрын
Classic.
@ZuluRomeo
Жыл бұрын
He's just saying what he sees
@mixtapesfrommylatepartner
Жыл бұрын
Optician was a bit thick. Once they realised the patient was confused. They should've said "Put your left hand over your left eye".
@suineggninnips
11 жыл бұрын
Gold rim pair of glasses like my brothers, in contrast to the thing that had just been put on him
@jamesbrozyna5295
3 жыл бұрын
They really may end all jokes. Does anybody here want to sit through another joke that bad?
@parody4042
5 жыл бұрын
was this meta or was this to meta for its time I'm stumped
@kariefawint6413
3 жыл бұрын
Omg!
@tz1843
3 жыл бұрын
??????????? What the hell is he even talking about?
@neildesperandum6114
3 жыл бұрын
Excellent. I read the comments so didn’t look at the video.
@ryanfarrell153
3 жыл бұрын
Its actually a good joke. The delivery isn't that good and the music makes it seem worse than it is but its actually quite clever
@ashleybuck6508
3 жыл бұрын
Yes I think that was the shittist thing I’ve ever seen on KZitem
@selectman6352
3 жыл бұрын
Ok it was a shit joke but LEAVE ROY WALKER ALONE
@NazEscobar86
6 жыл бұрын
Am I being thick? I dnt get the joke,can someone explain
@ArseneJenga
Жыл бұрын
This WOULD be funny if I was about 12 Guinness in - on a bar stool - out with friends on the rip. And THEN - only then… it was told to me by my wee thick pal J-P.
@hughbreidenbach
3 жыл бұрын
The description says "when jokes go wrong". Perhaps should have read "when clickbait goes right".
@charlies5217
2 жыл бұрын
I don't get this joke at all, I couldn't stop laughing though. Not at the joke, but the suspense music and the way the audience was dubbed out - class...
@toshikosugi
5 жыл бұрын
There's a reason why Roy Walker was known to be one of UK's best comedians. Guys super funny. Love him.
@nerdlingerrichardson9354
2 жыл бұрын
Terrifying
@crinbob
3 жыл бұрын
If anyone needs the joke explaining to them, let me know.
@midwestmatthew9752
3 жыл бұрын
{raises hand}
@ryanfarrell153
3 жыл бұрын
@@midwestmatthew9752 the dude getting his eyes tested kept putting his right hand over his right eye rather than his left eye (which was the one the optometrist was checking). So the optometrist went and got a cornflakes box, cut out a hole on the left side and put it on Timmy's head (so his right eye was covered and his left eye was looking through the hple) and timmy started crying. When he asks "dear timmy, whats wrong?", timmy said he wanted the Golden frames he saw in the window. Implying that the kid thought the cutout cornflakes box the optometrist had put on his head was the ones he thought he was being given
@CS-mo7xp
3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanfarrell153 my life is complete now.
@greyhoundnshitzu
9 ай бұрын
@@ryanfarrell153what about the coconuts part though?
@DManSKIDROW
2 жыл бұрын
Don't Get It..
@alwilks00
11 жыл бұрын
What's a 'gold rimper'?
@narcher91
7 жыл бұрын
gold rimmed pair
@JohnsysChannel
2 жыл бұрын
@Sleeping I won SIlver in last years Gold Rimper. Was a hard fought battle.
@googleboughtmee
11 жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@Enzo012
4 жыл бұрын
He wanted a gold rim pair not a box of cornflakes.
@Sara-rk1rj
3 жыл бұрын
@@Enzo012 still don’t get it🙄
@ryanfarrell153
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sara-rk1rj the optometrist put the box of cornflakes over his head with a cutout on the left eye. Basically so when he was gonna read the sheet he was only looking through his left eye (to get the prescription of that eye) and the kid started crying cause he thought those were the glasses the doctor was giving him
@Sara-rk1rj
3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanfarrell153 👍
@Macephtopheles
Жыл бұрын
@@ryanfarrell153 That is meant to be the joke, but Roy said "he brought out a Cornflakes packet. He cut two holes out in it and put it over his head." So yeah. He absolutely bollocksed the joke.
@jeanettedevereux7664
6 ай бұрын
Crikey.....
@Jenovaslegacy
7 жыл бұрын
WUT
@jameskelly4621
3 жыл бұрын
Old Billy Connolly joke.
@fezzik7619
3 жыл бұрын
So he doesn’t know his right from left and he thought he was getting paper glasses instead of gold rimmed ones. That’s not exactly hilarious. It’s pretty weak sauce actually.
@ryanfarrell153
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but its quite a funny little joke. My dad told me that when I was younger and ive always thought it was pretty funny. The delivery wasn't that great and the music killed it even more but
@paula200
3 жыл бұрын
Tumbleweed zzzzzzz
@MrTalklikeapirate
3 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@mercurywoodrose
3 жыл бұрын
he blew it with the corn flakes box. no one can relate to that. should have been shredded wheat. wtf this is a comedian?
@iennternet
3 жыл бұрын
Why so many views
@seagull8415
3 жыл бұрын
Joke or stroke?
@rosshulse9559
3 жыл бұрын
Ok, and you posted this video because......
@SiloNova25
2 жыл бұрын
What?
@NC7-04
3 жыл бұрын
what
@paulcoates3860
9 ай бұрын
😐
@bigron766
3 жыл бұрын
This is disturbing
@GhostofCTC
3 жыл бұрын
What the fuck was that
@thefivepoints
Ай бұрын
Biggest clickbait of all time. Reported.
@teop7887
3 жыл бұрын
As funny as taking a shit after eating habanero peppers.
@davidlammas3629
3 жыл бұрын
Well it's put me off hearing any more jokes
@ronniek7748
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t find that the slightest bit funny.
@michaeldeluca6331
3 жыл бұрын
You have no sense of humour
@Grandmastergav86
3 жыл бұрын
@@michaeldeluca6331 Probably a Yank, they take everything literally and need everything explained in full. It's a shit joke that's the whole point.
@mattbrown3549
3 жыл бұрын
@@michaeldeluca6331 - Maybe not as much as you do!
@ianhopps78
9 жыл бұрын
What the actual fuck?
@wdh47211
3 жыл бұрын
Click bait at it's finest....
@sametoyoutoo8509
Жыл бұрын
Wow that's bad
@matty7758
4 жыл бұрын
😅 😅 😅 😅 😅. Absolutely do not get this joke. But hilarious
@nickallen1894
3 жыл бұрын
What a waste of time
@biffle35
3 жыл бұрын
Terrible
@clarissamcpigeon7857
5 жыл бұрын
Motor neurone disease is more amusing than this "joke".
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