When he said,"Hello Smurfette," and the camera cut to the guy in the blue, I died. 🤣
@lalbihari6663
3 жыл бұрын
Haha inside his head he was in Afghanistan 😂
@harkawalpreetsinghsaini9464
2 жыл бұрын
@@lalbihari6663 he is Sikh guy. how come he is in Afghanistan 🙄? You are Indian too from ur name. How come you do not know he is Sikh guy. Weird hmm.
@harrywarrior977
2 жыл бұрын
@@lalbihari6663 is he Muslim or Sikh?
@sensei249
2 жыл бұрын
@@harrywarrior977 sikh
@sensei249
2 жыл бұрын
@@harkawalpreetsinghsaini9464 he said inside his head
@AryavardhanYaudheya
3 жыл бұрын
Couple : we don't have tickets 🎟 Organizer : congrats! You got first row seat 💺
@deepakpune1
3 жыл бұрын
makes sense 😂😂
@davidignatius1
3 жыл бұрын
that would be first roast seat
@PreasanRajahBONEZ
3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the jokes,😄 what's great is how on point he is working of the crowds answers, great comedic intellect
@DoctorSkillz
3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think Amy Schumer is funnier?
@fadlimasri3315
3 жыл бұрын
⁹⁹⁹⁹
@IamRanJos
3 жыл бұрын
@@DoctorSkillz it's not a competition Mr. Rat Racer.
@DoctorSkillz
3 жыл бұрын
@@IamRanJos Alright, Mr. Indian Mustache.
@nicholasjohansan8352
3 жыл бұрын
That's why he is Russell Peters! Legend 👍
@Nooni2K
3 жыл бұрын
imagine spending 10 years of your life to become a doctor and have russell call it shitty lmfao
@seekerecstacy7076
3 жыл бұрын
😂but hey....they all finish their MBBS to become doctor so they could easily perform basic medical treatment.
@RazaliTompang
3 жыл бұрын
@@seekerecstacy7076 so is that internalist or just external? Hahahaha
@seekerecstacy7076
3 жыл бұрын
@@RazaliTompang Both
@TEXAS2459
3 жыл бұрын
but hey those 10 yrs pay off instantly when u get picked on by him and become famous.....how many dox get chance at Russel's Insults XD XD
@ytsir-shorts8419
3 жыл бұрын
Lol..😂😂😂😂😂
@hmikey5680
3 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians out there..he’s a quick thinker and can make funny shit up in the moment lol
@nursultantulyakbay7070
3 жыл бұрын
They really needed a Doctor of External Medicine in that room after all those burns 🤣.
@gayesha
3 жыл бұрын
His freestyling is the best!
@ijustdontgiveadamn
2 жыл бұрын
This guy creates the entire show on-the-go while on the stage. I’ve never seen another stand up comedian do that. I mean they do engage the audience sure, but Rusell’s entire show is just coming up with jokes with rapid fire comedic intellect
@anantamol
3 жыл бұрын
Organizer: Have you watched Russel Peters on KZitem. Public : No Organizer: Please have a seat in a front row
@thunderstraw864
3 жыл бұрын
“ *ok..what worst could happen* “ The worst:
@farooque2911
3 жыл бұрын
The only show where people pay money for getting insulted.
@samar5838
3 жыл бұрын
Watch andrew schulz
@khaledking5408
2 жыл бұрын
He's even worse lol
@terefefeyssa877
2 жыл бұрын
Farooq: If it was me, I go yo the police and lead the case to court. He is very rude. 😠
@lamarplacido5343
2 жыл бұрын
It’s called comedy it’s actually freaking funny
@Theja777
2 жыл бұрын
Nah ur wrong.. hes not the only Guy.. u need to watch other comedian
@SamarIqbal1-2-1
3 жыл бұрын
“The new faces of America!” 😅 😆
@koma9sensey
3 жыл бұрын
You mean 'Merica
@chirayuarc1
3 жыл бұрын
'Murica
@indiscernia
3 жыл бұрын
I am simple man. I see Russell, I click like.
@harryv6752
2 жыл бұрын
You, sir, are a scholar, a gentleman, and a frickin legend! 🤘
@nursultantulyakbay7070
3 жыл бұрын
Russell is a Doctor of Comedy.
@pameladewall9944
3 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking this!
@Sandeep-qt1nv
2 жыл бұрын
Quick! Get Russel.. someone is having a heart attack here!
@SuperIsolated
3 жыл бұрын
How many fingers sir??? Just the middle one for you Russell!!! 😝😝😝
@prantosarathy386
3 жыл бұрын
Hope you are not a eye doctor
@SuperIsolated
3 жыл бұрын
@@prantosarathy386 nah bro but my gf is, and i was trying to avenge her profession's debate with my stupid comment 🤣😂
@prantosarathy386
3 жыл бұрын
@@SuperIsolated that's cool brother
@fundzthakidd8844
3 жыл бұрын
That last eye doctor joke had me dying😂
@haroonabassbatt
3 жыл бұрын
King of improv 😂
@agapiparis
3 жыл бұрын
I bow to you, 👏🎀🎃oh King of Comedy🤴🏽. You have a hell of an IQ! When you say that your dad is with you when you are performing. One can see that, those answers are coming out so fast. 💯💥 You were given a blessing by God, and have the blessing of your father and May the angels protect you and keep you and your family safe. Spread the love,with big fat Greek hugs all the way from South Africa. When you were here,in JohannesburgI missed your show . I wonder what the ruling party made of your fantastic, ironic humour. You rule mate 😎💖👌😅
@aadil8715
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣its 2 am at night and i am laughing like crazy, man his spontaneous jokes. 🤣so crazy. Specially the aeroplane one.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nischaytibrewal
3 жыл бұрын
Russel, just don't die. I will make sure to attend a show and get the front row. Just don't die until then. Thank you
@johnlee4780
3 жыл бұрын
The face he made when he accidentally made an inappropriate joke he regretted on, but the audience likes it and cheered at it lmfao
@brendanfarthing
3 жыл бұрын
I bet all the people that sit in the front rows have never watched Russell on KZitem :D
@lottalove2449
3 жыл бұрын
I bet they did. And they actually enjoy to be picked on, so they will be on his show;)
@Razear
3 жыл бұрын
The sunburnt Egyptian legit looks like Count Dracula, lmfao.
@vyaggupta1156
3 жыл бұрын
Finally a russell peters video that's 4:20 long. Everybody : *nice* 👌
@RazaliTompang
3 жыл бұрын
me: Smurfette?? Few second later.. aaaahhh i see. Omg!! How is that not insulting.! I want his job!
@abcdabcdabcd317
3 жыл бұрын
i actually thought of rewinding to get what the joke was.but they showed a few seconds later
@skip123davis
3 жыл бұрын
yeah: just wait till you need cataract surgery, which i just completed...
@pppinto97
3 жыл бұрын
Optician is different from a surgeon
@tarekmegahed1423
3 жыл бұрын
Don't take it so seriously it's just a joke
@pppinto97
3 жыл бұрын
@@tarekmegahed1423 Opticians are shit. And yes, they're a joke
@user-by8pu5bx1x
3 жыл бұрын
yup, I had one too about 3 years ago...
@Emsyaz
3 жыл бұрын
@@pppinto97 optician is not a doctor
@frankbk2358
3 жыл бұрын
The woman beside the eye doctor is pretty af 3:21
@TEXAS2459
3 жыл бұрын
Thats y he is an eye doctor......badum dum phishhhhh!!! he spots good
@ezy_accounts
3 жыл бұрын
Russell: after a while, how many lawyers here Crowd: pin drop silence!!!
@ThanhNguyenThiTruong
3 жыл бұрын
Russell, did a doctor steal your ex???? You roast them more than they would coffee bean... :))))
@aliabdollahi3479
3 жыл бұрын
Right? He got some issue with them . Maybe his parents want him to become doctor or something.
@prantosarathy386
3 жыл бұрын
He couldn't get his thyroid cured may be that's the reason
@lxMaDnEsSxl
2 жыл бұрын
he makes fun of multiple job titles.... it's a joke . lol why would u think he has ill will behind them
@davidbaker2587
3 жыл бұрын
Russell is the Rodney Dangerous of our time!
@MS-km8bm
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine.. you had to describe your work and income to a person that lived 150 years ago... " I get rich by insulting people" We truly live in the most crazy times
@pingl3738
7 ай бұрын
Then comedy is not for you my friend.
@aakash8138
3 жыл бұрын
M.D External Medicine🤣
@amritprajapati6075
3 жыл бұрын
Lesson of this video is Don't ever sit in first row if you're attending Russell peters show
@harryv6752
2 жыл бұрын
For anyone that easily gets offended when they are roasted and joked upon. Haha
@user-tu1bi5xz3r
9 ай бұрын
The way, Russell interacts with the audience and improvises is absolutely freaking amazing. I love this guy love love love you Russell.
@Tusharlalotra
3 жыл бұрын
Russell is insane! 😂
@ddarshils
3 жыл бұрын
Henceforth the test to verify if you're really a doctor or not should be named "Russell's Test". It checks if you're really a doctor or not based on your response to someone having a heart attack on a plane.
@peterkimcpams9385
3 жыл бұрын
Russell is a genius!!!
@hareneishnadhar
3 жыл бұрын
His jokes 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾😂😂😂😂😂
@kheersanayumlembam9018
3 жыл бұрын
Russell, you are great!🙏😘😘
@nocturnalblue7899
3 жыл бұрын
"Internal Medicine, so all of his work is done indoors"
@aacavalcanti
3 жыл бұрын
Man I wish you would come to Brazil someday!
@abdessamad6814
3 жыл бұрын
Nice nifertities, i'm crying from laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@vahagnmelikyan2906
8 ай бұрын
This guy is comedy genius. The way he improvises😂 I should start hanging around indian people to make myself happier person.
@rupinderrajput
3 жыл бұрын
Doctors after studying so much... Came to hear "shitty Doctor" from Russell
Iam waiting for the comment that says rusell have no jokes !!
@PerryPerry93
3 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that russel doesn't know how being a doctor works
@buccaneerkatner9503
3 жыл бұрын
Hysterical ...
@jatinkumarjyoti1216
3 жыл бұрын
I am sure all doctors go through a basic level of education and training regards to human survival techniques or what not. What they specialize is something that happens after the basic level training.
@guhapooinpatarsan2853
3 жыл бұрын
Out of touch,out of mind...in some cases
@Dr.Anis.I
3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't know that ophthalmologists print money, they're the richest doctors
@FarRahman81
3 жыл бұрын
One of a kind.. 👍👍👍👍👍
@Cosmo-Sapiens
3 жыл бұрын
Spending money to watch yourself getting roasted by Russell peters ....
@galrayzt
2 жыл бұрын
The Smurf indian... im dead
@ramasaimamidala5290
3 жыл бұрын
Where can I get the complete episode or something of it!? This releasing bits a pieces of it is killing me everytime... Couldn't able to know the source or platform! 😩
@Iheaili
3 жыл бұрын
netflix i believe
@ramasaimamidala5290
3 жыл бұрын
@@Iheaili Yeah I though so but Netflix ditched me on that with some random and quite old ones....😪
@Iheaili
3 жыл бұрын
@@abhaypratapsingh9277 thats mainly for buying tickets
@Jejak_Pengangguran
3 жыл бұрын
Russel have many arabs fan lol love this OG man
@rudinatelaj71
3 жыл бұрын
Russell must really learn a sign language, just in case if anyone seated in the front row happens to communicate by that language only,,,,,
@SoroushTorkian
2 жыл бұрын
All the doctors can take care of those issues hahaha, but it’s hilarious that these jokes were made.
@RacerX1971
9 ай бұрын
Omgeee...dont sit at the front😂😂😂
@seeker7702
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated Comedian.. .. Some other Comedian are clown.. And are not ingenious..
@BGSoccerMagic
3 жыл бұрын
They say "don't sit in the front at a Russel show". I bet the front seats are VIP seats, with 1-2k price tags.
@lottalove2449
3 жыл бұрын
Why I have a feeling that the ones in front rows are always strategically putted there and they actually KNOW that Russel will pick on the them?
@Jejak_Pengangguran
3 жыл бұрын
Front row 😬🤙🏻
@aminebe1263
3 жыл бұрын
Hahah it seems like the camera man and russel are friends
@himanshusoni528
3 жыл бұрын
In his show the back seats are the costliest
@Cosmo-Sapiens
3 жыл бұрын
He made a joke on Only profession that offers you high I mean too high salary
@peterlouis1800
3 жыл бұрын
lolll "nice nefertitis" i dont think most the crowd got that joke
@rudra7615
3 жыл бұрын
Lol that Egyptian actually looked like Russell as well
@sunnythakur257
3 жыл бұрын
Dentists be like ... Yaay now we have tough competition ( eye doctor)
@anonanon3923
2 жыл бұрын
Nefertitis.. underrated.
@flyhigh5066
3 жыл бұрын
3:23 ❤️❤️
@StArikAriel
3 жыл бұрын
Nefretiti, actually, was not from Egypt either ;) She was the princess Taduhipa/Tadukhipa of Mitanni
@playhard719
2 жыл бұрын
The only show where the last row seats cost more than the front row seats.
@advythify
3 жыл бұрын
Everybody is a gangsta until he gets roasted by RP
@michaeldorner6516
3 жыл бұрын
I love Russel when he's actually funny....not at the expense of others
@Jejak_Pengangguran
3 жыл бұрын
The guy the blue: 😁😬🙁
@Peepee_Poopoo93
3 жыл бұрын
Smurf didn't like that joke 😂
@henryn5445
3 жыл бұрын
Dafuq nefetitis 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that is a good one😂😂😂😂
@moi901chen3
3 жыл бұрын
That eye doctor just looks like Shaquille O'Neal
@hiteshramani1770
3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love the duration of the video.
@RearViEwmirror-3
3 жыл бұрын
Man oh man
@StarBoy-lc3rt
3 жыл бұрын
His jokes on muslims are dark af 😂😂😂😂😂
@danielblue4460
3 жыл бұрын
Egyptians are not Arabs. This is a fact that Northern Africans don't like to admit.
@abdallahsaba1537
3 жыл бұрын
Palestine loves u russsseeeeeeeelll 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
@on999
3 жыл бұрын
هههههه مبسوط ها
@officiallistengreatmuzik
3 жыл бұрын
Here from Zooming with the Homies Tahir Moore
@derekoconnor8971
3 жыл бұрын
when are you going to tour in the USA again? specifically Michigan
@abrahamjoseph29
3 жыл бұрын
What's the name of this particular show.
@abhinavkothari5118
3 жыл бұрын
Notice the length of the video 👀😛
@kiwin9488
3 жыл бұрын
Smurfette🤣
@giddy6196
3 жыл бұрын
STill got it!
@danielmorales6151
2 жыл бұрын
if the eye doctor was called out he would do this....Ok...umm alright lets start off by sitting him upright, i'm going to check his vitals, " Sir i'm opening your eyes" Can you see anything? OH wow his pupils are dialated. Theres nothing else i can do for him...
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