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@shibbyshwing5990
4 жыл бұрын
Comedy Central, This is not happening is on the same level as The Chappelle Show. Bring it back. Keep Ari and Roy
@khalidbrown743
5 жыл бұрын
"I knew it my dad I recognized his grip" relatable
@dammagrilla
5 жыл бұрын
Lol, nice name bro
@fattdamon1980
5 жыл бұрын
Yup
@T.I.N.D
5 жыл бұрын
That don't sound right...
@khalidbrown743
5 жыл бұрын
@@T.I.N.D Sounds better than "I know my father's grip, this wasn't it."
@ryanbeyer4659
5 жыл бұрын
Frame of reference because of people talking about how teams have moved from city to city other than Baltimore... When he says you've never experienced a team leaving "like this" he means that the team was literally moved out of town, unannounced, in the middle of the night. To this day you will almost never see a Mayflower truck in Maryland because local businesses refuse to use them.
@clintmullins8670
5 жыл бұрын
Got you. That's crazy man
@bayoubengaldave
5 жыл бұрын
IIRC, Maryland's state legislature was debating whether or not to use eminent domain and seize the team that night before the Colts were hijacked to Indiana.
@howardlloyd9183
3 жыл бұрын
It's true. My pop's is from Baltimore and remembers that.
@lenaely6146
3 жыл бұрын
I💛 Baltimore
@alanreddy4300
3 жыл бұрын
Like, who just dips like that?! It was like they had a whole bunch of kids that they abandoned in the dead of night and then went and publicly got married and adopted kids the next day!!!
@jasonperry709
5 жыл бұрын
1983. Baltimore. Dad crying. Yep, I know where this is going.
@jerimiahstephens8580
5 жыл бұрын
Fuck the rat birds
@murderc27
4 жыл бұрын
Sports is gud.
@kirknewkirk6269
5 жыл бұрын
Best explanation of Baltimore football history I have ever heard.
@jhaimp.sullivan5618
2 жыл бұрын
🏆🙌
@TheLaughFactory
5 жыл бұрын
Huge fan of Ryan Sickler!
@caseyjones5145
3 жыл бұрын
I'm a huge fan of your mom
@Mike-LitorisSoBig
3 жыл бұрын
He hung out with Tom Segura so much... he almost became him.
@danielfawley4711
4 жыл бұрын
He's totally telling the truth. I remember when they packed up in the middle of the night. It was snowing and the owner promised he wouldn't move the team until he and the mayor had a meeting. Ever Baltimore fan over the age of 35 gives Mayflower moving trucks the finger. You barely ever see them in Maryland any more.
@TheBiggerPicture2031
2 жыл бұрын
I saw one yesterday on 95 south and flipped him off.
@modios7472
Жыл бұрын
@@TheBiggerPicture2031 Yeah you flipped off an honest working man in a corrupt society over something that wasn’t his fault.
@severinwindsor6539
3 жыл бұрын
This guy is a Baltimore guy to the core, holding that grudge for life and you can tell he has a sincere hate for Mayflower moving trucks lol. That punch line at the end was hilarious 🤣
@alexludavertigo6926
Жыл бұрын
10:00 #grangergloryhole
@alexludavertigo6926
Жыл бұрын
you can tell by the shrieking "OHO!" before the "you know what you did" line that this is still a traumatic trigger. poor lil guy🤣🍻
@basher4828
5 жыл бұрын
nothing is more satisfying than skipping that intro
@colz10
5 жыл бұрын
way too long
@DocJamesH
5 жыл бұрын
Daffy Ducks complain, Bugs Bunnies improvise.
@thewayitwas
5 жыл бұрын
That’s a for sure right on
@kfc2180
5 жыл бұрын
I feel you on that however perfect amount of time to pack and smoke a bowl haha
@tommieberryjr.3843
5 жыл бұрын
@@thewayitwas whatchu say now chuck?ahaahahaha (stomps in the background).
@sdreaver816
5 жыл бұрын
I worked for a company with Mayflower moving. People really do still bring that up quite often.
@treetrain
5 жыл бұрын
My Mom's from the Bronx, and she grew up lovin' the Baltimore Colts. Still a Colts fan today, 72 years old. Baltimore Colts were loved by many all over the country. There's something special about that franchise. This comin' from a Niner's fan, and I grew up in NY lol we're a weird family lol
@JohnRobertDobbs
5 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing of the whole bit is flipping off a Mayflower truck. It's so true for anyone from that era, my whole family included.
@duckncover182
5 жыл бұрын
This crowd sucked, that was a great story
@fuzzybunie
4 жыл бұрын
It's kind of outdated.
@codyfreeman2535
4 жыл бұрын
I've noticed the crowds on these seem like they're almost too into it? They like it but they dont respond how youd think.
@Tores444
4 жыл бұрын
Grown man cries because football isnt really a funny story.
@suckysucky10bucky53
4 жыл бұрын
@@Tores444 u missed the joke buddy
@TheAlienFleet
4 жыл бұрын
Tores yeah that’s why he made jokes none of these stories are inherently funny
@nicholasbryant1753
5 жыл бұрын
The Colts were part of the community. We saw the players around the city and they were blue collar and talked to people like people. That's what hurt me the most.
@seanmurray4966
4 жыл бұрын
Yup my family was from 34th and greenmount. The players stayed in the neighborhoods they worked normal jobs cause they were only getting maybe $500.00 a game so they worked in the bars and steel mill. It was a magical time to be a football fan in Baltimore.
@uptownbeef8943
3 жыл бұрын
Damn. Sounds like a beautiful time in sports. Wish I was there
@cotybowman8825
9 ай бұрын
Ryan is one of the most underrated comics. His podcast, the Honeydew, is great. I wish that him and Tom Segura had a weekly podcast together. They bring out the best in each other.
@nmarrs8539
5 жыл бұрын
“Getting Season tickets like my new favorite son over here.”
@jh1328
5 жыл бұрын
I believe this story 100% because his accent is Maryland af.
@Akira994
4 жыл бұрын
Im from Maryland and i dont even have any close to a accent like that lol
@perrywinklefartsniffer6630
4 жыл бұрын
baldimoore
@belsnickel9568
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds country asf. Thought they had northern accents
@jh1328
4 жыл бұрын
Belsnickel Most of Maryland is country af.
@belsnickel9568
4 жыл бұрын
JoshDoingThings never would of guessed that
@ACDC-1FAN
5 жыл бұрын
Lmao some of us here in Saint Louis didn’t even notice when the Rams left. Now when Pujols left.... HOLY SHIT people were pissed.
@Crimsontiger133
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine a comment not bashing the intro and actually praising the performance! This dude had me rolling!
@soth1sol
5 жыл бұрын
constructive criticism, for everyone!
@TheJola106
5 жыл бұрын
I liked the intro and this guy made me laugh cry
@stilianifakidaraki3724
Жыл бұрын
The intro sucks
@dogster486
3 жыл бұрын
One of the most underrated comedians out there. I love this dude.
@jessicaturner7196
5 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite stories so far. That was fantastic. Thank you for sharing
@Ayeebarkley
5 жыл бұрын
As someone who is from Baltimore I LOVE THIS!!! I wasn’t around when the Colts were here, but I was about 7 when we got the Ravens the hype & hysteria were great. Adding on to the fact that we won a SuperBowl BEFORE Indy was even better
@Keith_flynn
4 жыл бұрын
As a Baltimore Raven fan for 20yrs this was like a history lesson and I loved it
@SuspiciousGanymede
5 жыл бұрын
Yesterday was the honeydew, today its comedy central. Sickle cell 4 stroke GANG GANG.
@azahias9
5 жыл бұрын
And here you are, laughing. Hell yea 💪
@imnufktsdude
5 жыл бұрын
Dont fucking touch me. Buzz buzz
@SuspiciousGanymede
5 жыл бұрын
@Kevan Bianco sounds like you're low and loose. Become a mommy, jeans. Try it out.
@imnufktsdude
5 жыл бұрын
Piss on me, beat me, try it out
@goud2488
5 жыл бұрын
@Kevan Bianco keep dem genes high and tight
@JasonJebezSam
2 жыл бұрын
I am flipping off the mayflower guy everytime from this point on lol. I loved this story!
@beautifulsurprise9424
5 жыл бұрын
I live in Houston. I've gone through the pain of losing a beloved NFL team too.
@x_VineM_x
5 жыл бұрын
My Grandmother fuckin...LOVED..Warren Moon lol
@JR-qp3fp
5 жыл бұрын
San Diego :(
@beautifulsurprise9424
5 жыл бұрын
@@x_VineM_x So did I.
@nathanmayes374
5 жыл бұрын
I remember when the Houston oilers left it was a bad day to be a Texan
@bwsellers82
4 жыл бұрын
Sorry for your loss, but I got to see my hometown boy Steve play in TN.
@kh8655
5 жыл бұрын
The into for this one perfectly portrays how I feel about their intros
@mikebarnes7441
5 жыл бұрын
You still watched it apparantly.
@kh8655
5 жыл бұрын
@@mikebarnes7441 Yeah you mad?
@thesuburbanegro
5 жыл бұрын
"You've never lost a team like this, you don't know" *stares in Cleveland*
@billlucas1844
3 жыл бұрын
Ironically the same guy responsible for both.
@mikegrand4181
2 жыл бұрын
Cleveland is totally different. They kept the name, the colors and all the history. Indy even puts up BALTIMORE Colts players' pictures at their stadium as if they played in Indy.
@Loserville1997
2 жыл бұрын
I grew up a San Diego Chargers fan my whole life. I know exactly how he feels 😢
@16rickytorres64
5 жыл бұрын
As a San Diego charger fan. I know how this feels
@rnungaray1990
4 жыл бұрын
HA
@brettbuddendorf1606
4 жыл бұрын
Didn't move as far away though
@noelhutchins7366
5 жыл бұрын
Baltimore has a videogame: The Suffering: Ties That Bind.
@ShiningSta18486
5 жыл бұрын
thats bout our city?
@blakeelnino9817
5 жыл бұрын
Maryland is the shit! Growing up in between Annapolis and Baltimore is just perfect.
@nighttime.canoe.installer
5 жыл бұрын
00:55 Skip intro
@chickhazzard
5 жыл бұрын
Im 4 days older than Ryan! I knew we had a Connection!!
@kodyeldridge5847
5 жыл бұрын
"you've never lost you're team like this"...he said to an audience, in California (LA to be specific), who has lost, the raiders, chargers and rams multiple times over the years.
@whitneyayala95
5 жыл бұрын
Kody Eldridge lol true but most likely non of them had the opportunity of being a ball boy swiped right from underneath them and like he said they got new Titties before Baltimore lol
@Cody-pn8wy
2 жыл бұрын
Not in the middle of the night, unannounced, like they were skipping out on child support payments.
@TakodaRA8
5 жыл бұрын
I know somebody there or even somebody reading this is in a twin bed rn. But Its ok. You’ll get it together soon just don’t give up. 🙏
@mrmone6023
5 жыл бұрын
TakodaRA 🤣🤣🤣
@BUKWulfSh0t
3 жыл бұрын
Me lol
@khalidbrown743
5 жыл бұрын
1984 Maryland's March 8th: Snow 2019 Maryland's March 8th: It'll only snow if it was 80°F last week, otherwise it's 80°F this week.
@satanbutterwolf1107
5 жыл бұрын
This guy is in Tom Segura's "9 Inches" video. I hear this bit on the radio all the time and had no clue it was the same guy.
@joncarlson6880
3 жыл бұрын
I used to be a mayflower mover. I heard an old timer tell the story of moving the team. They really did keep it very secret, a fleet of trucks showed up one day. The whole team moved at once. Quickly, because it made the citizens so upset.
@Neenaross214
4 жыл бұрын
I’m from Cleveland and I am a Baltimore Ravens fan lol and have been since they became the Ravens in 1996 and I thoroughly enjoyed the hell outta this !!! 🤣🤣🤣 Cleveland owner Art Model sold the Browns from underneath the city lol Bastards lol
@djshortfuselittleredbirdpr4768
5 жыл бұрын
My sweet poppy god rest his soul and I sobbed watching the news as they left like thieves in the night❤THANK U For this! 🔥
@philbatten6051
5 жыл бұрын
I remember when that happened. My child brain hated Mayflower for a very long time. He opened some old wounds.
@the215sean
3 жыл бұрын
The voice crack at the end is too good 😂😂 NightPantsNation
@goud2488
5 жыл бұрын
Sickler: That's when the cults were in Baltimore... Me: oh shit, Baltimore had a cult problem? Bout to google dis... (10 seconds) Me: checks out
@peppermintnightmare4741
2 жыл бұрын
I'm crying cause the Cults are gone
@matthewmccoy7437
3 жыл бұрын
i’ve lived in baltimore my entire life (born 1993) and my mom still randomly talks about the colts leaving baltimore and memorial stadium being torn down. fantastic set, it hit a little too close to home but fantastic set 😂😂
@deadshot4245
2 жыл бұрын
ryan sickler is the absoulte best comedian
@chrispbacon8387
4 жыл бұрын
I was confused when I thought he said Baltimore cults at first!! Spun me out till I realized he was talking about football!! (I'm in the UK😂👍)
@leeannlyons9476
4 жыл бұрын
Gdi I love Ryan “baldimoore” is how we just say it.
@kayfabejunkies
3 жыл бұрын
Well that's how it's properly pronounce
@splinx66
5 жыл бұрын
Seattle super sonics god damn
@SkilesHasFun
5 жыл бұрын
Seattle will get new titties eventually.
@MontTheBeatMaker
5 жыл бұрын
As a St. Louis native this story hits hard.
@jbshaver829
5 жыл бұрын
yall got titties from LA then gave them back!
@dillonowens3604
5 жыл бұрын
Weirdly enough, I've always been a Rams fan since around 10 or so. Then they moved to my state. That was exciting
@Tokidumdum
3 жыл бұрын
love watching Sickler do ANYTHING!!!
@scottstoudenmire
5 жыл бұрын
Respect to the graphics department, your typography is on point!
@superman8109
5 жыл бұрын
Sickle cell killing it!!
@budgreen1131
5 жыл бұрын
Huh? Wht does tht mean
@steakcrust558
5 жыл бұрын
Start 1:00
@dandunlap4941
2 жыл бұрын
something so simple and powerful about the line "they packed up in mayflower moving trucks, and headed west into the black"
@candiedwards974
5 жыл бұрын
He’s HILARIOUS!!! 😆🤣😂
@aaron6084
5 жыл бұрын
Sickle Cell!!!
@neurohack9038
5 жыл бұрын
1:02 to skip the terrible intro.
@CountDoucheula
5 жыл бұрын
You're doin'the lord's work, son. Have a thumb.
@jonalexander2859
5 жыл бұрын
Its a great run the jewels song. RIP Ari tho lol
@louisgraham9959
5 жыл бұрын
The intros are awesome!
@patpower5974
5 жыл бұрын
through*
@user-nj1zu2nf1x
5 жыл бұрын
You the intro song with Roy Woods?
@SpooksMcGhie
5 жыл бұрын
story Starts at 1:00
@clintmullins8670
5 жыл бұрын
As a resident of Indianapolis We love your Colts!
@blaccmajicc
5 жыл бұрын
Honeydew y’all!! Just heard this on the album but I’ll listen again
@bernardwallace435
5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious story from Sickle cell!!!
@Sanctifiers
5 жыл бұрын
it really wasn't. it was pretty cringe and boring
@kodyarocho4618
9 ай бұрын
Ryan is one of the best
@purplevampireanime
5 жыл бұрын
6:37 as I'm laying in my twin bed watching this 😅
@maxarceneaux5678
5 жыл бұрын
Comedy Central consistently kills it with the front row audience members..
@SagHill_255
5 жыл бұрын
If your in a twin bed right now you need to reevaluate your shit 😂😂
@BusyBasaz
5 жыл бұрын
God bless your dad.
@marcy2443
4 жыл бұрын
As a fellow Marylander I approve this message ✊🏽
@mikejones4830
2 жыл бұрын
Old but a good one. When I was young I threw rocks at the Mayflower trucks.
@andrewdzierson2036
5 жыл бұрын
This guy just saved this show for me. Good story Ryan
@DH-rq7gw
5 жыл бұрын
If this saved the show for you then you’ve been watching the wrong episodes before this.
@Calilou52
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like hes doing an impression of tom segura
@Sunday8916
5 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@imnufktsdude
5 жыл бұрын
He is Tom's opening act
@DjangoUnchained
5 жыл бұрын
he is toms best friend. best friends often joke around the same way ya know.
@Calilou52
5 жыл бұрын
@@DjangoUnchained I know theyre friends, ive watched Honeydew but im not talking about the jokes, im talking about his mannerisms. His delivery. His whole style. If you just took this bit and replaced just the tone of his voice with the tone of toms voice, keeping the annunciation and delivery and all that, it would sound exactly like toms performance. Idk about you but me and my friends practically speak in jokes and none of us copy each others delivery and mannerisms lol
@otjunior
5 жыл бұрын
Sickle cell is hilarious 😂
@tonyyurko7774
4 жыл бұрын
I lost the rams I’m from stl I get this lmao
@heatherfranks9729
5 жыл бұрын
I Enjoy Ari's Intros More. You Can Tell He Put Alot Of Thought Into Them. Crazy Funny.
@soth1sol
5 жыл бұрын
you can tell they derived from an actual mushroom trip, probably all from the same one
@jonasschwalb2787
5 жыл бұрын
@@soth1sol Wanted to mention those "psychedelic influences" too. It's interesting that there is that esthetic that is so specific to psychedelics.
@williamlane292
5 жыл бұрын
Sickle Cell gets an automatic 🖒!
@jcmunoz21
5 жыл бұрын
Intro made me punch dance!!!! Run it back
@garbougesenior3486
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine about to be a ball boy for a pro team and then they fukin MOVE lmaooo Ryan might have some PTSD from that situation lol
@Kehts_
4 жыл бұрын
Browns fan my whole life. I know pain.
@Ant-banks
5 жыл бұрын
Never heard of this guy but he’s hilarious
@jjelf2
5 жыл бұрын
As a sports fan I understand this
@sparkyspark964
2 жыл бұрын
I thought he said “cults” at first! 😆😝❣️
@alanreddy4300
3 жыл бұрын
I'm talking about in the middle of the night dipping!
@coltonfisher7469
4 жыл бұрын
Your the man Ryan!
@JAVONEETHEMOMMY
5 жыл бұрын
Wtf is this intro SmFh ppl paid for this 😂😂😂😂
@corlfranco9371
5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@adamburdt8794
5 жыл бұрын
He kinda reminds me of the main character on eastbound and down. They should do a show where they're brothers
@ShukreeTube1
5 жыл бұрын
Great damn story 😂😂😂
@alvinthompson6333
5 жыл бұрын
Waaaay better then the next few episodes in the playlist.
@angeldom6898
2 жыл бұрын
This is me when the raiders left oakland. I games I got to witness were amazing. RAIDERS TILL I DIE!!!
@priestmorrison6564
5 жыл бұрын
VERY well done, BRAVO!!!
@darius4989
3 жыл бұрын
Found my favorite lighter in these night pants 😂
@-.-E-.-
8 ай бұрын
He’s so funny!
@Trve_Kvlt
4 жыл бұрын
For those of you who don't know it takes exactly 10 presses of the right arrow to skip the intro.
@sdm12342002
Жыл бұрын
"[l]ike my new favorite son." Fantastic.
@18sznz
5 жыл бұрын
This crowd lame asfk this was good and funny asfk
@user-cx8uj9pz1z
4 ай бұрын
9:30 The girl to his right just blinks with one eye. twice.
@mhoop1
5 жыл бұрын
I'm in Ohio. Oh, i know the loss of a team. A TEAM THAT WENT TO BALTIMORE.
@jackielinde7568
5 жыл бұрын
Do you want the cardinals?
@fattdamon1980
5 жыл бұрын
@@jackielinde7568 hahaha we will be alright thanks though.
@MrJimbobaggins
5 жыл бұрын
Me too, man. Cleveland definitely still wanted it's titties in '96! One of the best pairs in the NFL rn, on paper at least
@chazmichaelmichaels88
5 жыл бұрын
Aayyyeee, O-H!
@GriseldaBSF410
5 жыл бұрын
At least you guys got an expansion team and not someone else's team
@howardlloyd9183
3 жыл бұрын
My pops is from Baltimore and remembers when they left.
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