I just love how he doesn't even know Meenah and he just high-fives her
@euphiewufie
9 жыл бұрын
Elise Jackson YO WASSUP GIRL
@enderking6904
9 жыл бұрын
That ship..... Will never happen
@hyllia14
9 жыл бұрын
you'd be surprised
@latentAlchemist
9 жыл бұрын
i love how she just so happens to be there to do it
@jsowers021
8 жыл бұрын
+Elise Jackson It gets better when you realize that for anybody not passing through windows, the person traveling instantly teleports, and Meenah still high fives him.
@cah137-y4s
9 жыл бұрын
This flash becomes much more awesome when you consider the fact that, because of how Dirk's Fetch Modus works, Dirk was most likely rapping the whole time this was going on.
@nat-oh7uj
9 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. Yes.
@angelafernandez7254
9 жыл бұрын
The Teacup Doodler go dirk go synchronization #love homestuck
@otas98
8 жыл бұрын
+Christoph TSS Oh My God.
@Omegian14
8 жыл бұрын
+EVAN GAUTREAUX siiiiiick
@alexleonardi7544
8 жыл бұрын
+Christoph TSS This flash also makes Dirk the second oldest Homestuck character, beaten only by HIC. It also makes him the only human to live more than 300 years.
@logicpokemans9812
9 жыл бұрын
it's funny because Dirk doesnt know the existence of trolls and he flys by and sees a gray girl with horns and lots of jewelry and she jumps for a high five. And of course Dirk would high five back
@euphiewufie
9 жыл бұрын
Logic Pokemans YO WASSUP GIRL YOU FOREIGN OR SOMETHIN?
@Derasght
9 жыл бұрын
Logic Pokemans But he saw them in the dream bubble, before taking Roxy... Also he apparently combined with Dirk from Jakes dream, so he definitely knows who Meenah is...
@MrColuber
9 жыл бұрын
Logic Pokemans He high-fived the Batterwitch herself, no less!
@zt2ean
9 жыл бұрын
+Logic Pokemans (GamingVids) He almost definitely knows what trolls are, as he lives under the reign of )(IC herself.
@makawrld441
9 жыл бұрын
That would explain why he high fived her
@bovineintervention6001
5 жыл бұрын
Dude literally just casually created a stable time loop to save everyone in 3 minutes. Like bro
@4ncientGu150
2 жыл бұрын
I'm not the biggest fan of Dirk, but this man had some DAMN good moments. This was one of my favorites.
@BlademasterFox365
Жыл бұрын
He aint even a time player either which makes this more impressive.
@LaughDonk
Жыл бұрын
Exactly! He's like, bro
@rfactor1502
3 ай бұрын
@@BlademasterFox365 That's part of why he's not a time player. Each player gets an aspect that will challenge them. If they are hopeless with something, they won't get it because it would be unwinnable by default. But if they're amazing with something, they won't get it because it would be too easy.
@achillesdykeza2063
5 жыл бұрын
In about 3 minutes, Dirk successfully enters all his friends in the session, kisses all 3 of them, and raps the whole time. Fucking iconic.
@Kayriel
2 жыл бұрын
He has to rap to pick things up and take them out of his inventory. BUT... but I just bet, he didn't stop rapping for the whole episode, except to kiss dead bodies. Even then I bet he was beatboxing.
@technoturnovers7072
2 жыл бұрын
it sure would suck if he happened to forget one crucial step in the process that would render the whole game unwinnable, wouldn't it?
@izzyizzy8074
2 жыл бұрын
@@technoturnovers7072 I haven’t read in years and years…what did he forget to do again?
@Linkstore49
Жыл бұрын
@@izzyizzy8074 Prototype the sprites.
@grimaddiction2825
Жыл бұрын
And he cuts his own head off to do it.
@BaconLordess
8 жыл бұрын
Whenever he gets an item, he has to rap. That means he was rapping during this, and that makes it like a hundred times more awesome.
@zanee5411
8 жыл бұрын
HELL FUCKING YES
@antonberkbigler5759
7 жыл бұрын
Dyslexia's a bitch Sounded cooler in my head. Anyway Zbluenoob you might have minor dyslexia. Nothing wrong with that, Homestuck made me realize that I too have minor dyslexia.
@mlgwolvesmeep
6 жыл бұрын
Anton berkbigler fuck same dude
@trapsena
4 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@einjel315
10 жыл бұрын
can we just appreciate that dirk was willing to sacrifice his own life to get himself and all of his friends in the game to save their asses. Yeah. the dude that has plans within plans within plans withing plans.
@ddaeby
5 жыл бұрын
einjel315 ohhhhhh ohhh did this age welll
@CubedCubone
5 жыл бұрын
EnragedTrickster HAHAHAHAHAHAH true. Epilogue Dirk is a god tier villain
@lenlimbo
4 жыл бұрын
Most of his plans consist on cutting his own head, though... Sorry, not sorry.
@apollyonnoctis1291
4 жыл бұрын
lenlimbo well now he’s lost his head again, but not as much physically as much as mentally.
@capriciouslytumultuous4259
4 жыл бұрын
One could say that he has all the plans...
@andy2005roberts
8 жыл бұрын
"No-one can escape the miles!" And then there's Dirk.
@jhart6764
8 жыл бұрын
Because Dirk.
@sugarking12
8 жыл бұрын
I was literally about to ask "Did Dirk just....escape the fucking miles?"
@-lijosu-
7 жыл бұрын
The only way you can describe any of this is: Dirk.
@SuperstrenghtPorygon
7 жыл бұрын
Because he's not *one*.
@NashiEmilie
4 жыл бұрын
Kakyoin : no one can deflect the emerald Splash ! (Dio do it) caliborn : no can escape the miles ! Both green and red person being proven wrong by a orange/orangish blond guy
@innegativeion
9 жыл бұрын
In a multiverse full of supernatural people trying to manipulate time, causality, and all of existence with schemes involving the destruction of multiple universes, the creation of existence-ending singularities, indestructible demons and countless time loops, Dirk is by far the smoothest operator.
@lordbuss
5 жыл бұрын
The deep blue of Weird Plot Shit.
@sw3aterCS_
4 жыл бұрын
It gets smoother
@apollyonnoctis1291
4 жыл бұрын
By becoming the main villain after the Epilogues he somehow got both simultaneously rougher and smoother.
@apollyonnoctis1291
3 жыл бұрын
He became too smooth.
@johannbach3342
3 жыл бұрын
I want to like this comment but it has 666 likes and I want to summon satan
@Mswordx23
10 жыл бұрын
This is the most insane time loop in the damn comic.
@hamjuice345
6 жыл бұрын
This is the only time loop that I understood completely.
@raptorcharly8055
6 жыл бұрын
Himm Booxer Same tbfh
@wayverleesoulsong
6 жыл бұрын
Mswordx23 what time loop? All i see is god damn heroes flying on a flying skateboard
@generictimestamperstupendi9021
5 жыл бұрын
himm booxer yea same. i mean it still doesnt make sense in the whole way of "goddamn time confusion bullshittery" but THIS atleast i could understand decently in 1 flash
@solarpatchkids9739
5 жыл бұрын
444 likes
@euthymialy
8 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing about this whole flash scene is how HAPPY Roxy is to be with her friends :3
@alexleonardi7544
8 жыл бұрын
+G_em_ily Jane, who never had a LIFE of her own. Dirk, who never had the HEART to admit to himself that he isn't to blame. Jake, who is beyond any HOPE of being someone. Roxy, who gave HOPE to the HEARTs of countless LIVEs in a universe otherwise VOID of it.
@euthymialy
8 жыл бұрын
Shit son, that was awesome.
@gloveinabox2248
8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Leonardi One of the best comments awards goes to
@IZEASGT
8 жыл бұрын
+G_em_ily Not just being with her friends. This is the first time since the day she was decanted that she has ever touched a human being.
@euthymialy
8 жыл бұрын
IZEASGT yea you're right :,( I'm re-reading HS through from the beginning and catching so many foreshadowing little details and references, it's really fun.
@qwop9992
8 жыл бұрын
i bet most of the people watching this didn't realize at first how much time travel shenanigans just happened here.
@pokeblock3291
8 жыл бұрын
Jake kissed dirk to wake up and revive him as derse dirk but derse Dirk is the one who poured water on Jake to get him to kiss Dirk to wake up derse Dirk
@easypeasypiano6118
8 жыл бұрын
+Pokéblock That's not even hard time travel, that's simple.
@shineeis5657
4 жыл бұрын
@@pokeblock3291 So he pranked him? Homestuck is so confusing, even after being a fan for years I've missed stuff
@Jashpants
4 жыл бұрын
sranico dirk can control both of his selves at the same time, so it was no big deal.
@mateololero4091
Ай бұрын
@@Jashpants i think that's because of jake kissing him in (from dirk's perspective) the past so he "wakes up" sooner
@ReuniEnth
7 жыл бұрын
[S] Dirk: kiss ALL of your friends
@jaymellathomas7958
7 жыл бұрын
ty ler ha! GAAAAAAAAAAY!
@sugarking12
7 жыл бұрын
jaymella thomas accurate
@thecoolertoadman
7 жыл бұрын
He was bringing them both back to life. I doubt sexual orientation would stop you from easily bringing someone you have known for years back from the dead.
@YamiZee
7 жыл бұрын
"easily" well roxy certainly had trouble with it
@CheerUpCrewcut
7 жыл бұрын
Eh, It's possible Roxy just found the idea of kissing a dead body weird.
@11atron
8 жыл бұрын
Beta kids spend the entire session failing to meet up, whereas Dirk assembles the alpha kids in 2:57 minutes of awesomeness.
@LunarTales
8 жыл бұрын
In fact don't the alpha kids all meet up before the beta kids?
@lecanoscoptical3455
8 жыл бұрын
Not to mention he high fives Meenah mid travel. He sees some random horned fish chick in the void raising her hand and connects like everythings gravy.
@cancerousbullshitandallels6344
8 жыл бұрын
Basically explains homestuck
@sagefurry
8 жыл бұрын
Vat 19 called, they want their awesomeness back
@lecanoscoptical3455
8 жыл бұрын
What a Guy There is no timeline, just a massive bowl of molasses with a couple universes slowly floating through.
@vd2485
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: I’ll figure out how to play the game when I start ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Dirk: S P E E D R U N
@Tranquil_jelly
Жыл бұрын
gamer moment
@feline5056
9 жыл бұрын
I like how Dirk just kicked Roxy and kissed Jane himself all like "MOVE OVER, WEAKLING. THIS IS MY JOB."
@makawrld441
9 жыл бұрын
I know right! That was my favorite part :D
@feline5056
9 жыл бұрын
Dirk is 2 awesome 4 ur shenanigans
@chromaphasia453
8 жыл бұрын
DOOF! Just makes it 10x more hilarious
@strudel1347
7 жыл бұрын
"Move bitch get out the way"
@titanicfudge._.7038
6 жыл бұрын
Says the person with the doge profile pic
@potatowater5832
9 жыл бұрын
This should be called [s] Dirk: do everything
@Okami1020
9 жыл бұрын
Or [S] Dirk: Get shit done
@CollinBuckman
9 жыл бұрын
Or [S] Dirk: Kiss all of your friends
@GhastsStudio
9 жыл бұрын
[S] Dirk: Get a bunch of shit done while making awesome raps, and also kissing your dead friends
@brittneywilliams8063
8 жыл бұрын
sry im new here (everyone has to start somewhere ;)), but whats the [s] mean? is it an abbreviation for strider?
@Okami1020
8 жыл бұрын
Nope, it means that the slide has sound
@benhespe6872
10 жыл бұрын
you guys do realize that the way dirk's fetch modus works, he has to rap to remove or place things in it. so the whole time he was doing all this, dirk was rapping.
@Thecatisfineto
10 жыл бұрын
good catch, that makes things that much funnier
@cyberwolfy37
9 жыл бұрын
striderness intensify
@davidcrowder7734
9 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Eshom let us dream
@kohaku-san6060
9 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Eshom He could have rapped while picking things up to figure out the format. Either way, Dirk is both a badass guy AND rapper. It takes kickass tempo to do that just straight up.
@vipp4047
7 жыл бұрын
+Ben Hespe Sorry to ruin your parade but he only has to rap in order to get things into his modus, I'm pretty sure. Maybe I'm not remembering something but that's how I saw it. Still pretty funny to think about though.
@FabbrizioPlays
3 жыл бұрын
I do love this kind of moment. That rush of "Alright, I've got a plan, I know how to execute it, but there's no more time and no second chances. We're doing it live. Better not fuck this up."
@erase6138
2 жыл бұрын
This. Is. Happening.
@highfunctioningsociopath9673
8 жыл бұрын
0:41 *Dirk*: *Fly around your room unnecessarily*.Why? Because you're Dirk.
@DarkGamer641
8 жыл бұрын
He needed momentum to break the fourth wall
@swoobatcharge1764
5 жыл бұрын
Its even better when you realize that technically needed to happen in the alpha timeline, it legit accounted for having dirk fly around like a badass
@Jadez1207
3 жыл бұрын
@@swoobatcharge1764 wait what?
@Savjur
4 ай бұрын
@@Jadez1207 if his flying around was unnecessary, that would doom their timeline which didn't happen
@g.poupin1700
2 ай бұрын
@@Savjur Unless it would mess up the rest of the sequence, I'm really not sure the Alpha Timeline is *that* precise on what it allows and what it doesn't
@joelistinsky3073
8 жыл бұрын
Can we just rename this [S] Dirk: Pull everyone's irons out of the fire
@imaginationnone9297
8 жыл бұрын
So many iiiiiiiirons.
@-lijosu-
7 жыл бұрын
LOL i was thinking exactly this XD
@platenoise256
5 жыл бұрын
[s] dirk: makeout sesh
@REMdonor
4 жыл бұрын
nice avatar
@commediaDollArte
5 жыл бұрын
What makes this flash really impressive is the fact that _Dirk knows exactly how to get everyone into the Medium._ AND HE DOES IT ALL HIMSELF
@CosmosGatito
4 жыл бұрын
The first time Dirk saw another human being in his life in person, they were a corpse. He then had to go on and kiss said corpse. He then killed himself to transport his head elsewhere so another person could kiss a corpse (head). Then Dirk's dream self awoke and he probrably had to pause for a very brief moment to process what he was witnessing. Here is the first *alive* person Dirk has ever met, the alive version of the corpse he himself just kissed to wake up and *they're* attempting kiss a corpse and failing spectacularly to do it. Dirk then kicks Roxy out of the way and kisses *another* corpse. What would ordinarily be an extremely remarkable event (meeting another person for the first time in your life, especially someone you were close to) is put on hold due to Dirk prioritizing escaping all these goddamn miles. After meeting up with Jane and picking her up very quickly, Dirk goes on his way to witness the final member of the party smooch his corpse head. The circle of death kisses is now complete. I wonder what they did with the bodies in Roxy's house. This is something only a Prince of Heart could do. Smooching all these goddamn bodies and bailing people out of life-or-death jams. Fuckin' pain in the ass.
@dancingcarapace
2 жыл бұрын
This was the most Strider-y comment to ever Strider. And I LOVE IT!
@shadow98004
2 жыл бұрын
Not to mention, due to the way his Sylladex works, he was also RAPPING THE ENTIRE TIME.
@hopper8514
Жыл бұрын
Dirk is so cool he kissed the first person he met.
@apocalypse.Arisen
Жыл бұрын
Thaat is certaainly aand truly aamaazing.
@MamaTrixxieAsmr
Жыл бұрын
Also, his first kiss was a corpse
@ironlynx9512
9 жыл бұрын
Jane: ehh, wtf? Roxy: OMG Dirk: yo Jake: GAW BLIMEY!
@nicholascordero6600
10 жыл бұрын
The biggest universal constant, STRIDERS are epic badass, no matter what
@vriskaserket7630
6 жыл бұрын
Beta Kids - Failed to meet up during almost their entire session. Alpha Kids - Dirk gets them all together by himself in three minutes. Rapping the entire time (because of his fetch modus).
@notafbiagent473
2 жыл бұрын
So let me get this clear: Dirk awakes after the red miles have spread. He makes to his room where he creates his Kernalsprite, kicking off the lid of the Cruxtruder: the same one other characters literally had to drop statues on to open. He creates his entry method and employs his buddy to get everyone in the game and to prototype his sprite. He then makes his way to Roxy's house making sure her dersite self doesn't die to the miles. He forces himself to wake up on Derse and revives Jane who wakes up on Prospit. He then somehow gets his board on Derse where he proceeds to ESCAPE THE RED MILES. Also somehow managing to time this all so that the flower opens up right for him to scoop up Jane. Then he wakes up Jake who he didn't even know was asleep and somehow gets his head to the frog island where Jake kisses it. All this being timed perfectly for the portal to appear RIGHT AFTER THEY ALL MEET UP. During all this probably rapping. I'm not the biggest fan of Dirk but you gotta admit that this was fucking awesome.
@calebgoodman3028
Жыл бұрын
I love how Roxy hesitates kissing Jane despite the dire situation and Dirk is like “Fine I’ll do it myself.”
@gabrielbruno5062
10 жыл бұрын
[S] Dirk: Get shit done.
@Quincunx_5
10 жыл бұрын
The entire sequence gets even better when you realize that during this time, while he was captchaloguing and using the items, he would have had to be rapping.
@rep1600
8 жыл бұрын
Dirk is the one who poured water on Jake to get him to kiss Dirk to wake up derse Dirk is the one who poured water on Jake to get him to kiss Dirk to wake up derse Dirk is the one who poured water on Jake to get him to kiss Dirk to wake up derse Dirk is the one who poured water on Jake to get him to kiss Dirk to wake up derse Dirk
@salty_boi_1374
4 жыл бұрын
In short dirk is the one who poured water on jake to get him to kiss dirk to wake up derse dirk
@puzzle_1279
10 жыл бұрын
2:01 you are dirk strider, you are punting your best friend four feet into the air so hard she becomes a cross eyed noodle person because she wasn't kissing dead people fast enough, so there you are, on a burning purple moon,in purple pajamas, right after to revives your best friend and decapitated yourself, but that's just how life is sometimes
@Psyche1903
10 жыл бұрын
Homestuck encapsulated in a post.
@connerrichardson6835
10 жыл бұрын
that was a tumblr post u noodle person
@_CE53
9 жыл бұрын
That explains why he brought along his rapping robot who's name escapes me as I write this comment.
@faythemartin4278
8 жыл бұрын
+CE53 Square-Wave
@apocalypse.Arisen
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes i wonder, whaat aam i doing with my life?
@Kalebfenoir
6 жыл бұрын
Probably my favorite scene. Synchronization indeed; there were what, eight jobs that needed to be done almost immediately, everyone ELSE was in the wrong spot at the wrong time, and somehow Dirk turns it all around without stopping. Even losing his head didn't slow him down for a moment.
@TheShieldsMD
6 жыл бұрын
Remember when Jake was like "I thought that when Dirk finally decided to get with me, it would be some kind of intricate plot?" He was saying that to the AR... during this. Dude wasn't even ready for Dirk's puzzlecock.
@tearay1073
8 жыл бұрын
Dirk Ex Machina.
@NashiEmilie
4 жыл бұрын
Ouch your comment did age well
@scottyholmes73
4 жыл бұрын
Indeed it did
@cyberwolfy37
9 жыл бұрын
looking at this I have to say the moment he send his head off to jake was probably a terrifying moment for him. I mean who in their right mind would willingly decapitate themselves like that. the last couple of moment before the sendificator goes off must have been a bit terrifying
@clarences.2877
9 жыл бұрын
cyberwolfy37 also you stay alive for a few seconds after decapitation so he got to watch Jake's reaction but couldn't speak or move :(. Well he probably could move but like...Ehhh nvm xD
@starlitcrows
9 жыл бұрын
+cyberwolfy37 You want to know something else? Dirk _trusted_ Jake. He trusts him so much beyond levels far beyond comprehension. If Jake didn't follow up with the plan, all of Dirk's epicness would have been wasted and they would be doomed. He put so much trust in Jake he was willing to decapitate his own head.
@jericieiliel5154
9 жыл бұрын
+Starrypelt Productions If Jake didnt do it none of the sequence could've even happened, Dirk probably already knew it would've happened because Jake is in his past, I think this is why Dirk's dreamself is concious at the same time his body was
@starlitcrows
9 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@alexleonardi7544
8 жыл бұрын
+Starrypelt Productions Dirk also trusted him because he already remembered being revived. His dream self woke before he was even born. Dream Dirk waking up? That was his BIRTH! Do you know what this also means? Dirk stayed dead when he sendificated his head. He lived his entire life, more than 300 years, knowing he would be born from his own death. He trusted Jake like he trusted a parent, and because he never had a parent, he had no idea what that feeling was. Don't get me wrong. He's still about as straight as a Slinky. Bro is proof of that, since they would have the same sexuality, what with that being something that you start with, and the two of them being the same person before the Reckoning. He just might be better off with a different man. Unfortunately for Dirk, human-wise, we're left with John and Dave. John is out of the question because he is not a homosexual, and Dave is technically his son. That means he's stuck with the trolls. This isn't necessarily a bad thing. We just need a troll that isn't red for any other troll. Purrhaps we can find a pawssible candidate. (Yes, I know Nepeta is a girl, but Davepetasprite^2 isn't.)
@queueb
3 жыл бұрын
just realized dirk has canonically kissed his whole friend group LMAO
@vehda101
9 жыл бұрын
Dirk is a fucking badass. This just proves it.
@CS9_
8 жыл бұрын
its even better when you realise he was rapping for most of it
@DarkGamer641
8 жыл бұрын
I want this Dirk back instead of his dumb God Tier outfit :(
@dooplon5083
8 жыл бұрын
+Hero_of_Legend You realize it's still the same person, right?
@DarkGamer641
8 жыл бұрын
+Atomic Robo Tesla I know,but he looks so much cooler before his God Tier
@dooplon5083
8 жыл бұрын
Hero_of_Legend I mean, even he _himself_ thinks that. It was never supposed to be a cool outfit, just a kind if joke like one.
@riff__rafferty
8 жыл бұрын
Anyone else see Jane's face at the end? She's like "ew no bye"
@cancerousbullshitandallels6344
8 жыл бұрын
Guess she's like well it's over I have no crush
@imaginationnone9297
8 жыл бұрын
Omg yeah just realised
@cancerousbullshitandallels6344
8 жыл бұрын
+Jeffray Conrad The Ultimate Shotacon lmao
@hiphop4866
8 жыл бұрын
"i didnt sign up for this shit"
@y1000ablet
6 жыл бұрын
Youre everywhere
@HetaliaCalifornia
9 жыл бұрын
Still one of the top coolest flashes in Homestuck.
@jsowers021
8 жыл бұрын
+HetaliaCalifornia That's saying something when you consider that [S] Cascade involved 2 UNIVERSES dying. Still true, though.
@averagehomestuckenjoyer296
3 жыл бұрын
@@jsowers021 As a Cascade enthusiast, i can confirm. This is pretty badass and cool.
@jsowers021
3 жыл бұрын
@@averagehomestuckenjoyer296 I don't even remember making this post, but past-me is definitely correct!
@JokerCrowe
10 жыл бұрын
If Homestuck is ever made into an anime/tv-series this song NEEDS to be the opening. I can just imagine how people are out in the kitchen, they hear the beginning of this song the part from 0:06 - 0:12 and are like "hmmm... I recognize that... Where is that from?" and then the choir at 0:12 comes in, and they're like.. "I know that from somewhere!" and then 0:19 happens... "OH SHIT HOMESTUCK IS ON!". And they knock over plants, dogs and siblings to get to the living room so they can listen to the awesomeness of this song. 1:00 "DU DU DUDUDUNNN! DU DU; DU DU DU DUDUDUNNNNNNN!" You don't even have to play all of it; you could end it at 1:43 (which would still be longer than a normal Anime opening, but I don't think people would mind... :P )
@Leshykittyartist
10 жыл бұрын
@jamesian0525
10 жыл бұрын
"Homestuck is ever made into an anime/tv-series" NOOOOO NO GOD PLEASE NO NO. NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
@JokerCrowe
10 жыл бұрын
jamesian0525 What!? :P Don't think it'll be good? I have my doubts too,,, I mean it'd have to follow the story pretty much exactly, and it might be difficult to put the "it's a game but not really" format on tv. But it might work... :P
@jamesian0525
10 жыл бұрын
JokerCrowe It's already bad enough o.o
@JokerCrowe
10 жыл бұрын
Oh ok. :P Then I see why you wouldn't want it to be a TV-series. I mean, it'd practically be impossible to avoid watching it, especially if you don't like it.
@SirKurt25
9 жыл бұрын
Even Dave can't pull of this kind of time loop.
@ahnockxoxoxo665
9 жыл бұрын
I was about to say "Plot hole, how did Dirk's dream self become alpha?!" And then I remembered all the shit that transpired in between these two flashes. And then I felt stupid.
@alexleonardi7544
8 жыл бұрын
+Ahnock That Guy. Heh. Dirk's real self IS his dream self. He's OLD!
@Ahnock
8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Leonardi No, I forgot that this was two flashes put together, and I thought that Dirks dreamself just woke up out of nowhere. Also your comment doesn't make much sense, plus really, replying to a year-old comment...?
@peepeetheanime8670
7 жыл бұрын
HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR ROBOT MASTER why are you everywhere?
@sarqueen2962
Жыл бұрын
@@Ahnock yeah his comment doesn't make a lot of sense but what is the problem of replying to a year old comment?
@StaremprezzSophie
4 жыл бұрын
I find it a bit hilarious that Jake probably took his time climbing the crumbling wall to smooch his head before even noticing they were there.
@Roy8012_RBX
9 жыл бұрын
Jesus Roxy's face can't stop making me laugh.
@DarkGamer641
8 жыл бұрын
Roxy needs to be in One Piece now
@maybeher0
6 жыл бұрын
of all HS characters, Roxy is the most relatable because of her faces
@TiredEyePilot
3 жыл бұрын
Man I can't believe it took me over 10 years to start reading this comic
@Unknownlng
9 жыл бұрын
I just noticed the little firefly that sticks to roxys hair after years
@DaybreakPT
9 жыл бұрын
i feel so stupid now
@damonwest8314
6 жыл бұрын
duh it's literally caliope
@limesandlemons1367
10 жыл бұрын
2:23 TG: COME W/ US JANEY TG: AND FAVE THE WONDRES OF LEIF
@limesandlemons1367
10 жыл бұрын
TG: *face TG: *wonders
@limesandlemons1367
10 жыл бұрын
TG: *life wtf typos
@CerberusConstellation
4 жыл бұрын
I just realized how many nods Homestuck has to itself. At 0:27 Dirk runs into the door, while dave runs out of it. (earlier in the comic I mean, and terezi does too)
@telltaletypist
2 жыл бұрын
Sburb any% no prototyping
@livelaughlove5134
9 жыл бұрын
More like: [S] Dirk: Kiss Everyone. Literally
@robii254
2 жыл бұрын
this and the bro strife flashes are probably hussie’s best pieces in terms of cinematic action/animation. fitting for dirk
@anattablue
9 жыл бұрын
Never trust a prince I said. Then Dirk came along...
@carpedm9846
5 жыл бұрын
This didnt age well did it?
@apatheticAstronaut
4 жыл бұрын
@@carpedm9846 nope
@SperaticRanting
3 жыл бұрын
Boi do I got news for you.
@SayoLoopOctopus
3 жыл бұрын
Never trust a prince.
@torrinowens4376
9 жыл бұрын
But guys. His fetch modus requires that he raps to retrieve things- he is rapping the entire time he's doing this
@twelveltwentyfourbutits2149
4 жыл бұрын
Jane when jake kisses dirks head is like guotefoc amigo vos estas rreloco
@kalasier
3 жыл бұрын
Re loco xD
@clansullivan6059
10 жыл бұрын
Oh my god Dirk is so cool Using all his AIs and alternate selves and stuff
@nintendokirby64
9 жыл бұрын
When I saw the picture 2:32 , I thought Dirk's arm stretched out and wrapped around Jane's body. XD
@chellanater101
9 жыл бұрын
It is
@enderking6904
9 жыл бұрын
No Dirk's hand is on Roxy. Also my auto correct tried to make Roxy Foxy but she already is.
@bleachlover43
9 жыл бұрын
+ender king *wonk*
@GhastsStudio
9 жыл бұрын
+NintendoKirby64 Ihategoogleplus (NK64) what the actual f*ck i cant stop seeing it now...
@strudel1347
7 жыл бұрын
+ender king How would it be on roxy? She was standing up
@WhataburgerMoment
Жыл бұрын
now THIS is a certified hood classic
@reymarlol
10 жыл бұрын
No one can escape red miles i guess dirk can
@dbjb40
10 жыл бұрын
OMG That name man........
@reymarlol
10 жыл бұрын
***** Well humans and creatures were all killed by meteors so meteors beat red miles to it
@tomuwatanabe4089
10 жыл бұрын
Technically not. This session was a voided session, and therefore not many meteors to speak of, maybe around 4. Right. It was the Red Miles and only them.
@tomuwatanabe4089
9 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Eshom G-Cat simply is. There is nothing else.
@jericieiliel5154
9 жыл бұрын
Tomu Watanabe G-Cat is Jasper's secret
@Knevix711
Жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: [S] Dirk: Get Shit Done
@notsocuteslime2297
3 жыл бұрын
[s] Dirk: speedrun
@keava
3 жыл бұрын
id really like to know how someone whos never gotten into homestuck would try to explain whats happening here
@rashomon1950
3 жыл бұрын
2:25 me and the homies once quarantine is over
@fluffynyasquirrel
3 жыл бұрын
LOOK AT HOW HAPPY ROXY IS
@looseGoose878
8 жыл бұрын
I'll admit, I didn't like the alpha kids when they were first introduced, especially comparing to the beta kids. But Dirk really saves them for me. This one scene is packed with just so much awesome
@sugarking12
7 жыл бұрын
Nicole Maj see I grew to like them as the story progressed particularly dirk and roxy but I think the main problem with how they were introduced is we went from cascade straight into what was for all intensive purposes act one again and the pacing just dropped like a rock so we went from a full cast we knew and we're getting really invested in to a new smaller cast as the focus that we have to relearn while waiting for shit to get moving again and I think that's the root of most people's dislike for the alpha kids
@looseGoose878
7 жыл бұрын
Ocazzar I completely agree! Even when the trolls were first introduced, there was a bit of a build up towards it. We had a few snippets here and there with the trolls trolling the kids, and saying certain things so that when they were first introduced, we wanted to learn more about them. With the alpha kids there was no build up and no clue or foreshadowing that indicated they would be part of the story. But it was still interesting to learn their backstories, once we got to know them! (Except Jake. Complete let down)
@lenlimbo
5 жыл бұрын
@@sugarking12 To be fair, that's the Alpha kids thing. They are nobles instead of heroes, they can't do shit until the heroes arrive, their are... either disliked or not specially respected by their (dead) consorts, and, except for Roxy, all of them fail and their group almost implodes. Even their apotheosis was lame. When John, Jade, Dave and Rose ascended to god tier, it was a glorious moment, at the hands of Dog Jack, in the middle of doing "Important things" or, in the derse dreamers, creating the green sun and by the explosion of the Tumor. The Alpha kids were just in their beds, with Roxy trying to keep the group together and waiting for something to happen. So their role made them disliked even for the readers because that was their fate. Dirk saving grace was that he is cool. Arguably the coolest of the characters (and I say arguably because everyone has their own opinion about what's cool), and Roxy's was the fact that... well, as I said, she actually did things and kept all of them together. It's not surprise that people who disliked them usually say "I disliked the alpha kids except for Dirk/Roxy/Dirk and Roxy". They draw the short stick among the characters.
@theharvinator
2 жыл бұрын
we can all agree janes kind of an ass tho
@sebastianhama5624
8 ай бұрын
he is the hero. it's him.
@josephraulcabralesaragon9151
4 жыл бұрын
[S] Dirk: Carry Your Entire Team
@luckyc4t110
4 жыл бұрын
Remember when Dirk was a cool guy who was immensely competent, helped his friends despite inhibitions, and despite being a bit cold, self centered, and overbearing, was able to aid everybody in mutual goals? Instead of the transphobic antagonist? Good times.
@PoggusAmogus
3 жыл бұрын
Excuse me what
@PoggusAmogus
3 жыл бұрын
Does this has to do with the epilogues?
@luckyc4t110
3 жыл бұрын
@@PoggusAmogus Yes, it has everything to do with the Epilogues. The Meat one, specifically
@gamma00crucis
Жыл бұрын
yeah i remember when homestuck was good. those times ended around act 5-6. homestuck went to shit shortly afterwards.
@mrosskne
9 ай бұрын
Objective reality exists and you can be wrong about facts regarding yourself.
@d1p
11 жыл бұрын
Dirk is so awesome that the evil empress personally gave him a high five.
@marthaavina30
10 жыл бұрын
Dirk is mad awesome i love him so.muchh
@CircusSabre
4 жыл бұрын
This man was rapping almost the entire time
@jk-1508
2 жыл бұрын
Virgin Beta Kids: take 5 acts to meet up Chad Alpha Kids: Sync up in 3 minutes, while dodging The Miles
@RubyLing_
Жыл бұрын
and their session fucked up with many teen dramas
@NJP695
6 жыл бұрын
Easily the strongest character in paradox space. Dirk in this flash gives a lot of meaning and weight behind Bro’s uncanny abilities and knowledge of the game (ie cutting the meteor in half, fighting Jack and trying to initiate the scratc)
@dilanbanda3883
3 жыл бұрын
[S] Dirk: Speed Run
@proskub5039
3 жыл бұрын
SBURB any% WR
@czarevna
8 жыл бұрын
Am I the only who felt as if the alpha kids had a stronger bond than the beta kids?
@josephcatney4859
8 жыл бұрын
Hmm probably!! It's all that romantic tension ;3c
@Dorkycuteluv
8 жыл бұрын
+Joseph Catney tbh true
@alexleonardi7544
8 жыл бұрын
+alexa linares When you know you can never win, all that is left is to lose gracefully.
@thatguyoverthere7547
8 жыл бұрын
+alexa linares They were a few years older and had several months in the medium together, unlike the beta kids who got split apart for three years after only meeting eachother in person for a day. The beta kids also always had other company- after entering the medium they had the trolls, consorts, sprites etc. The alpha kids spent most of their time in the medium with only eachother, if we don't include Caliborn. It makes sense that they probably would be closer (and more prone to getting sick of eachother as well).
@ewegenia
8 жыл бұрын
I think it's because Homestuck was originally written to be full of inside jokes and stuff, then it switched gears and became very emotional, and the alpha kids were written after that switch.
@metta116
9 жыл бұрын
[S] Seer: Ascend has the same stairwell in this.
@Ruminations09
9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's cause the stairwell in this video and the one in [S] Seer: Ascend are both references to the stairwell in [S] Dave: Ascend to the highest point in the building. Referencing things that have happened previously happens on almost every page of Homestuck after Act 5, so you shouldn't be surprised when you see things that look like things that happened before. In fact, you should be surprised if you DON'T see things that have happened before. As an example, on the topic of callbacks to [S] Dave: Ascend to the highest point of the building, all three flashes ([S] Dave: Ascend to the highest point of the building, [S] Seer: Ascend, and [S] Dirk: Unite) have the character doing an "ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE," an action which actually been mentioned several times throughout the comic.
@Elroid
5 жыл бұрын
Its been YEARS and I still tear up with scenes like this godDAMN did Homestuck made you give a crap for this characters
@zarimanangel
4 жыл бұрын
The fact he does this with a constant stream of rap makes this way cooler
@pikminman13
8 жыл бұрын
Striders just know how to dave the timelines. (Note- i meant to say save, but decided to keep the typo for ironic purposes).
@ChildEater413-kj7ks
Жыл бұрын
I WOKE UP ON A NEW BUGGATI.
@Taskimaiden1
Жыл бұрын
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGGATI.
@carrmx0
5 жыл бұрын
could dream dirk theoretically have kissed his decapitated head to bring himself back to life
@_dotnet
2 жыл бұрын
damn, dirk really was pulling the strings, eh? and he didnt wait for anyone.
@HaiThereManchannel
4 жыл бұрын
Man I miss dirk
@babassoonist557
7 жыл бұрын
Just remember, in order to shoot stuff out of his syladex like that Dirk had to be rapping that whole time, while escaping the miles. What a BAMF
@lipwigvonmoist6912
4 жыл бұрын
Anyone rewatching this after Dirk's pesterquest route? It's not particularly connected besides the song, but. Look at Dirk. Look at how far we've come. :')
@duncanurquhart5278
6 жыл бұрын
it took me like ten rewatches to figure out wtf was going on when this first released... it still takes a couple now o-o
@bananaflavouredtea8044
7 жыл бұрын
When i first saw the moment at 1:55 , my heart stopped for a while.
@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh
Жыл бұрын
bro was rapping the whole time too
@naufaldzakirsyah7250
3 жыл бұрын
2:34 Roxy looks so happy seeing Jane.
@centin9315
3 жыл бұрын
[S] Dirk: Carry your Team
@clawdifferent
5 жыл бұрын
The Look On Roxy's Face When Dirk Kisses Jane Is Priceless.
@hidden_block
9 ай бұрын
1:44 i love this brief moment of dirk leaving it to roxy only for him to be like “fuck it gotta move” and decapitate himself with a kickass snare solo playing in the bg
@squidwardsuicidegaming5973
8 жыл бұрын
John and Roxy are like, the two straightest characters in Homestuck.
@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
4 жыл бұрын
You know dirk loses his head a lot, both meanings of the phrase
@Necrolechaun
10 жыл бұрын
Dirk is awesome and Dave is just cool. There's a difference!
@tunaqueen1346
10 жыл бұрын
Dirk...you managed to kiss them all xDD Best kiss was from Jake though VOLCANIC ERUPTION EFFECT
@abrampaul8037
8 жыл бұрын
I am a troll and I am very offended by the use of buckets in this video
@jacobkozak5319
7 жыл бұрын
Dirks strife specebis requires him to rap to deposit and retrieve things, that means that this entire time dirk was spitting straight fire
@pennypeas4665
4 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough this appeared in my recommendations on 413. I think KZitem knows.... Shoutout to all the Homestucks here on 413 2020!
@hunterfunnyguy
8 жыл бұрын
it made this seem like less of a devastation by putting these two together good job
@evervirescent
2 жыл бұрын
imagine waking up and seeing your friend’s severed head and then you kiss it and turn around to see your friends (including the one whose head you just kissed) watching
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