Someone needs to figure out how to make fan art of that last one. Matt Rose as a rat dressed as Moses.
@Spongyboi897
Жыл бұрын
Mickey Rose
@Matt_Rose
Жыл бұрын
Will definitely be retweeting at least one Rat Moses fan art I receive.
@OkayIW
Жыл бұрын
@@Matt_Roseyes if i see rat moses i will freak out
@Banana_Fusion
Жыл бұрын
yes.
@helloolleh_dis
Жыл бұрын
I would love to see it "rat mose"
@RadEmme
Жыл бұрын
Once I tried to say “sorry” and “‘scuse me” at the same time and ended up just saying “scary, scary” at the person walking past me like I was afraid of them.
@Theonly_z_Official
Жыл бұрын
LMAO. i think i may have heard you/someone say that while i actually was walking pas- WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY THAT WHILE I WENT PAST YOU OMG.
@user-fq3jv7pl5k
Жыл бұрын
@@Theonly_z_OfficialWHOA-
@chickendoodle32
Жыл бұрын
@@Theonly_z_Official nah, you can't have done both this and the corner store interaction.
@_ArmIa
Жыл бұрын
This one genuinely has me in fucking tears from laughter, thank you for scaring- I mean sharing
@pinkroses135
Жыл бұрын
😂❤🤡👻
@theusher2893
Жыл бұрын
One evening when walking with my 5 year old niece in our front yard, it was hazy out and a full moon. It looked like a solid white disc so I was going to point and say "special moon." I started to speak but felt a burp coming on fast, so it came out as "SPOON! BUURRRRP" She's now 17 and still doesn't let me live it down at Thanksgiving.
@echognomecal6742
Жыл бұрын
You're the uncle we all dreamed of having...
@HelenaVanCity
Жыл бұрын
Do you realize that you traumatized that innocent child for life? LMAO
@echognomecal6742
Жыл бұрын
@@HelenaVanCity Nawww...that's fantastic that she can rib him about it...right up until his last breath, so to speak. HAHAHAHA! ...I'm...I'm going to hell...
@theusher2893
Жыл бұрын
@echognomecal6742 We laughed about it then and we laugh about it now. It's just one of those fun little family in-jokes that we're lucky to have.
@echognomecal6742
Жыл бұрын
@@theusher2893 It's wonderful
@jaydeepaquette1022
8 ай бұрын
"Squeesh" sounds like a sort of affectionate word for tightly hugging your precious cat/fur baby after you haven't seen them in a while and you've missed them terribly.
@wild.berryz
7 ай бұрын
it really does though
@jaydeepaquette1022
7 ай бұрын
Me, walking in the door after a long absence away: ""I WANNA SQUEESH MY LITTLE FLOOF-BABY!!"" xD@@wild.berryz
@trynottohappen
5 ай бұрын
That's what I say to my dad (he's a little on the heavier side) and I go to poke his stomach
@KiriChan99
4 ай бұрын
Me, who already says "squeesh" all the time (especially about my fur babies
@snakegirl6289
2 ай бұрын
That’s actually how I’ve been using it
@samcurtis6590
5 ай бұрын
Someone held the door for me once and I went to say "cheers" and "thank you" at the same time. I said "chank" and promptly removed myself
@alexplaysandedits2356
3 ай бұрын
"Chank!" Walking away like nothing happened.
@Noahtron-my1gx
3 ай бұрын
i miss read that...
@susannerudolph8469
3 ай бұрын
"chank!" *desintigrates*
@acgaming007
3 ай бұрын
@@Noahtron-my1gx What'd you read?
@Noahtron-my1gx
3 ай бұрын
@@acgaming007 ch as sh 🤣🤣🤣
@MR-qi5lc
Жыл бұрын
Honestly "my main is having a breltdown" perfectly conveys the message
@wave_gamess6287
Жыл бұрын
I know🤣
@tanktank4057
Жыл бұрын
it gives "James Nond's having a stronk. Call a bondulance!" energy
@SamanthamusPrimeV28050
Жыл бұрын
I was struggling to understand my friend's school calendar, and I ended up saying "MY MAIN IS HAVING A BRELTDOWN!" and she looked at me with lots of concern and she said "are you going to have a seizure or a stroke soon?"
@GuretoDaze
Жыл бұрын
@@SamanthamusPrimeV28050 She understood that completely
@SamanthamusPrimeV28050
Жыл бұрын
@@GuretoDaze ok. Yeah. She did.
@QueenBeluga
Жыл бұрын
I tried to tell my dad his shorts had gotten in the water, while thinking about the phrase “up the wazzoo” and ended up shouting in front of about 20 children with their parents at a water park “ DAD, WATER IS COMING OUT OF YOUR WAZZOO!!!!” It’s still a running joke in the family to this day
@wave_gamess6287
Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard my mom asked what’s wrong with me😂
@JaxonBellve
Жыл бұрын
WAZZOO! is the crashbandicoot spin kick sound
@Foxy_kat1111
Жыл бұрын
WHAT THE HECK!?!? (Omg are you really belu-queen!?)
@stuffenjoyer6677
Жыл бұрын
The true mashup right there
@pixelzebra8440
Жыл бұрын
💀
@ej_makesvideos
5 ай бұрын
Imagine the waiter randomly saying “Hepatitis!” I would be so confused
@xOrionNebula2708
5 ай бұрын
i wouldnt have eaten
@roliam-y3k
4 ай бұрын
hepatitis.
@eddieravenwood
Жыл бұрын
i went through a very unfortunate (though mercifully brief) phase where i would try to say both "no problem" and "yep", and ended up consistently replying to "thank you" with a cheerful "nope!"
@calibricalypso
Жыл бұрын
For some reason this comment in particular reminded me of the chunk of my teenage years where I tried to say "bless you" and "gesundheit" at the same time when someone sneezed and would unfailingly say "blessundheit" every. Fucking. Time. I hated it so much
@ElmKyh
Жыл бұрын
Solution: Tell the other person that it's how people say "no problem" nowadays and that they're outdated (That way you don't have to deal with the shame as much)
@MandMs05
Жыл бұрын
@@calibricalypso I'm going to start saying "Blessundheit" on purpose now
@King_James_1andLonely
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the time in middle school where I wanted to stop saying “fuck” so much and tried to replace it with “frick” - and would consistently loudly curse “FRUCK” every goddamn time. I kid you not, this continued for about a year. It was incredibly embarrassing at the time and I eventually just gave up seeing as it was physically impossible for me to stop.
@calibricalypso
Жыл бұрын
@@MandMs05 Have fun, lol
@sapphireinwonderland
Жыл бұрын
I remember one night I was so tired that my brain was scrambled and I tried to say "Sorry, I'm not thinking straight" while also asking my sister to go get a pack of Oreos for me. What ended up coming out was "Sorry, would you- can- mind- think.. Oreos?"
@Asterion_Mol0c
Жыл бұрын
I think you conveyed the first one
@BeagleBageler
Жыл бұрын
Can mind think? No. Oreos!
@el-nathan
Жыл бұрын
@@BeagleBageler me cannot think, me must have oreos NOW ooga booga
@gamingcookiereal
Жыл бұрын
no mind to think. no oreos to eat.
@theelementalgamer5910
10 ай бұрын
@@gamingcookiereal No voice to cry for sleep.
@GippyHappy
Жыл бұрын
_”My main is having a brelt down” has now entered your vocabulary. This action is irreversible._
@staceyp085
10 ай бұрын
Same with ’squeesh'
@TheOne_6
6 ай бұрын
oh cool
@RACINGUS95
Жыл бұрын
One time I was at a go kart race, and after a race, another driver confronted me about a collision we had in the race, and I tried to say “I was on your inside” and “I was trying to pass you” at the same time, and I ended up saying “I was inside you.” The look on his face was of pure “wtf” energy.
@Husky-Raccoon
Жыл бұрын
Gawd damn! This is gold!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@alexplaysandedits2356
3 ай бұрын
I'd look at a person that way too if they claimed they were inside me.
@Kagira2006
Жыл бұрын
Once I was telling some friends how nice a forest was today and the conversation went something like this: "Yeah, it's really nice. The sun shining through the trees, not too windy, you got the uh... the... Burping Chirds." "...Are you ok?" "I MEANT CHIRPING BIRDS"
@FriskDrinksBrisk
9 ай бұрын
It's a dutiful bay outside Chirds are burping Blowers are flooming On tays like dis Tongues like mine SHOULD BE TWERKING
@avastoyboxandarcade
9 ай бұрын
Reminds me of when my mom tried to say "attacking of the sharks" but it came out as "ashacking of the tarks" we still laugh about it
@alexplaysandedits2356
3 ай бұрын
Why are the Chirds burping? Why are the tards ashacking!? I need answers!
@aperolspritzgrailer2014
11 күн бұрын
I’m dead 😂😂
@RestlessHarp
4 күн бұрын
That's incredible, I needed that laugh today 😂😂 And the response "Are you ok?" somehow makes it even better 😂
@onetwothreecats
Жыл бұрын
4:05 we honour the dedication this man has, thank you for a very awkward moment🙏
@LoganL2008
Жыл бұрын
what a gigachad
@MaxwellCapacity
Жыл бұрын
i can't lie i cringed so hard and i had to skip it. sorry matt.
@liastaob
Жыл бұрын
That poor lady definitely had that "oh, it's that guy again" look.
@JayFromWalmark
Жыл бұрын
@@MaxwellCapacityikr
@mackreid
Жыл бұрын
When I worked in fast food, I was reading a lady’s order back to her and accidentally mixed together “is that correct?” and “does that sound good?” and practically yelled at her “IS THAT TRUE?”
@JosephDuzStuff
8 ай бұрын
One time i was in the supermarket and my 2yo sister ran into one of those fridges they keep the meat in. I tried saying "Be careful" and "Are you okay?" at the same time and ended up saying "Are you careful?" Clearly she was not careful.
@lacountess
Жыл бұрын
Once in art school one of my classmates who I had barely ever talked to was drawing a complicated scene on an extremely long, rolled out piece of paper. I wanted to comment on it saying "Your paper is so long," while thinking "Your design is too hard," and it came out as, "Your penigh is so long and hard." He stopped drawing and stared at me for five seconds before we both started laughing.
@Nutella2004
Жыл бұрын
🤨 📸
@pinkroses135
Жыл бұрын
You're not getting my markers for free Larry
@darkr4ven_blue3ye
11 ай бұрын
cap 🔥
@lolfool866
11 ай бұрын
Yeah no those sentences combined would not make anything near that. This is clearly fake.
@lacountess
11 ай бұрын
@@lolfool866 Sure, I forgot you were living in my head at the time and know what two sentences I was thinking about and how they were supposed to come together. 🙄😒 Get over yourself. This happened over twenty years ago. I may not remember the exact sentences that created the funny line, but the line itself produced such a comedic moment that I won't forget it.
@NellaJade
Жыл бұрын
Huge respect for him going out in public and doing these crazy things for us. I could never have that conversation with a random cashier 😭✋
@whatisthishelpplz
Жыл бұрын
same 😭
@NotReallyParsimonious
Жыл бұрын
i feel kind of bad for the cashier ngl she didnt ask to be filmed she just wants to get her shift done and go home 😭😭
@daemondoodles
Жыл бұрын
that's not a good thing, he was being an ass to her and she clearly wasn't amused
@LittleKittiesBigWorld
Жыл бұрын
@@daemondoodlesyeah i love matt, but if I had someone have that conversation with me when I was a cashier about a product I didn't really understand the hype around I'd just feel like they were taking the pisd and feel uncomfortable://
@itsanabiahehe
Жыл бұрын
Same 😭
@skeepodoop5197
Жыл бұрын
I remember hearing second hand that my mom once asked for the fork and knife at dinner and ended up saying "can you pass the knork and fife".
@malmart0
Жыл бұрын
Knork
@HCR_
Жыл бұрын
Fife
@papermonkeyminer8116
Жыл бұрын
Don't bring a splayd to a knork fight
@thereddrake2808
Жыл бұрын
Or a swun to a gord fight
@AiluroFelinus
Жыл бұрын
Or a lear to a spance fight
@murkypond82
8 ай бұрын
i tried to say “mr [blank] is wearing blue!” but actually said “mr blue is wearing [blank]” 😭
@Vortx8726
Жыл бұрын
One time my friend said "I'm organizing" and "I'm cleaning up"and ended up saying " im organeezing" i died laughing for about 5 minutes
@050_WeiXian
10 ай бұрын
how to pronounce that?
@GoldenseatGaming
10 ай бұрын
@@050_WeiXian organ-eez-ing i think
@Vortx8726
10 ай бұрын
@@GoldenseatGaming you're right
@joshshrum2764
10 ай бұрын
OOOOHHHH IM GUNNA FUCKIN ORGANEEZ.
@Vortx8726
10 ай бұрын
@@joshshrum2764 lmao
@dragonneaspie242
Жыл бұрын
I love the "2 words at the same time" videos, they and the "sleep talking" ones are my favorites❤😂
@BubbaMassacre
Жыл бұрын
Same they are hilarious
@Author__
3 ай бұрын
I was crying of laughter while watching this. I don’t know what it is about people messing up their sentences, but it gives me great joy.
@Diamond-Star5official
Жыл бұрын
Once upon a time, someone my mum was working with was trying to tell a bunch of kids to “shush” and “sit down” at the same time. What came out of her mouth was this: “Sh*t down!”. Fortunately, they were teaching a bunch of 3-4 year olds, so I don’t think they’d pick up words like that easily.
@TopazTheDragon
Жыл бұрын
Oh they do
@Jay_1038
Жыл бұрын
they definitely do, my younger siblings learned a lot of words at young ages because my older brothers couldn't keep their mouths shut!
@Diamond-Star5official
Жыл бұрын
@@Jay_1038 oof
@broblerone413
Жыл бұрын
oh yeah i've said that before too 😂
@depressionpie4859
Жыл бұрын
When we first got our dog Chevy, my brother was around ten years old. He was trying to tell Chevy to sit, mixed the two together, and ended up accidentally shouted SHIT
@SimplyStellaXO
Жыл бұрын
The other day my mom and i were talking how much we love thanksgiving, i meant to say “yeah, i love turkey” and “ the food makes you sleepy” ended up saying. “Yeah, the slurpy makes you turkey” 😭😭😭💀💀💀
@vampizou
11 ай бұрын
HELP
@victoree6680
10 ай бұрын
BAHAHAHAHAGHAH
@skullmastergamer
10 ай бұрын
WHAT 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Ericdoesthings
10 ай бұрын
Shlurpy turkey
@SavouryGalette
10 ай бұрын
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN 💀💀💀
@AwfulAnimat0r
5 ай бұрын
"My tongue is TWERKING!!" *INTENSE SCREEN WIGGLES*
@lemonlemonlemonlemonlemonlemo
Жыл бұрын
matt these “saying two things at the same time” videos are going to literally kill me. please make more
@Vox_funny_tv_man__
Жыл бұрын
This inclines something quite dark. Dying by laughter is nice I suppose
@riverofwailing4075
Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard by the end that I was sure I was gonna have a heart attack and die before the video ended
@joshshrum2764
10 ай бұрын
I almost died when i heard I cried my balls out clearly, like i moved around like a seal, or like i’d been stabbed in the gut.
@beef4724
9 ай бұрын
Mood
@canuckguy0313
Жыл бұрын
I was listening to a trivia podcast and someone got a question right and their teammate congratulated them for it. I think he wanted to say “good job” and/or “nicely done” and he said “nicely job!” I use that phrase all the time now.
@DonutMaster56
Жыл бұрын
That's actually a great phrase
@TheDevilsAng31
11 ай бұрын
Once after my brother washed the bathroom and he made a comment on how clean it was and I remember trying to say "That toilet better be gold" and I instead said "That gold better be toilet" and everyone just started laughing at me and my dad said something about "I only want 100% porcelain bars" as a sort joke to my mishap. I still laugh.
@Tristanc213
3 ай бұрын
One time my younger brother hit me so i tried to say "please stop" and "dont do that" and ended up saying "please do that"
@reedwrichardson437
Жыл бұрын
I’m glad to say I can share my own story of this. I was at an ice cream shop in Hawaii with my family. When one of the employees asked me if I wanted my ice cream in a cup or a cone, for whatever reason I started to say “cone” even though I meant “cup”, so of course I ended up shouting “COPE”💀
@joshshrum2764
10 ай бұрын
Yeah that’s way too real now dude…… rip.
@XxBananaBoixX
Жыл бұрын
Matt just going to the corner shop and saying “HOUUEAAAH” in front of this poor lady’s face is just… great
@thatsmolwolf
Жыл бұрын
One time I was in line for pasta salad at camp. I was overhearing a conversation behind me, and I was going to say “mmm, pasta.” But what actually came out was “mmm, W O M E N”
@telosnium
Жыл бұрын
Real
@legitlyspelunking
Жыл бұрын
As a lesbian this is a mood
@TheMisterDarknight
Жыл бұрын
Imagine seeing a life-sized dog saying mmm, women
@AssortedMold268
Жыл бұрын
@@TheMisterDarknight but wouldn't that just be... a normal dog???
@TheMisterDarknight
Жыл бұрын
@@AssortedMold268 I didn't ask for logic and reasoning
@Envie1590
Жыл бұрын
I spend 90% of my time watching these videos with my eyes closed because im laughing so hard
@Theonly_z_Official
Жыл бұрын
FR
@dongley749
7 ай бұрын
SAME 💀
@TheNebulaa
7 ай бұрын
One time in class, we doing playing a kahoot and the question was “what’s the first step in the scientific method?” and I said WAY too loudly “GIVE UP!” THE CLASS WAS SILENT, EVERYONE HEARD ME
@alexplaysandedits2356
3 ай бұрын
Uh oh.
@Jadelyn18
9 ай бұрын
I once tried to say "Happy birthday, dude!" to one of my best friends. What spilled out of my mouth was "HAPPY DEATH DAY". He's never talked to me again since.
@Omniscient_AI
5 ай бұрын
Just never again? How unsable was your friendship for one phrase to make him never contact you ever again
@Jadelyn18
5 ай бұрын
@@Omniscient_AI I really don't know. He's always been really sensitive.
@Omniscient_AI
5 ай бұрын
@@Jadelyn18 How long ago was this?
@Jadelyn18
5 ай бұрын
@@Omniscient_AI 6 months ago. This video reminded me of it.
@Omniscient_AI
5 ай бұрын
@@Jadelyn18 That's concerning
@silly-goofy-little-goose
11 ай бұрын
I was at a family function where nobody but my mother knows I'm queer, and because of the table being full, I was standing around white eating pizza. My uncle offered to pull up a chair for me. I try to say 'I'm good' and 'it's okay'. My dumb as a brick brain end up saying out loud 'I'm gay'. Never wanted to jump out a window more 🥲
@Dfaye9lovespoob
8 ай бұрын
Help- how did he react?
@silly-goofy-little-goose
8 ай бұрын
@@Dfaye9lovespoob I honestly don't thing he noticed. Either that or he tried to ignore me, hoping he misheard me :/
@Dfaye9lovespoob
8 ай бұрын
@@silly-goofy-little-goose oh god- at least you told the truth?
@autumdebiasi
9 ай бұрын
"ITS A LEG"Got Me Rolling On The Floor
@MarsMorales-bv6en
3 ай бұрын
same
@Joemama42069
Жыл бұрын
I cant even explain how much I love these 😭
@isakandre
Жыл бұрын
@@namantherockstarbot
@asinglesliceofbread8198
Жыл бұрын
@@namantherockstar is this the new sub bait i am suprised i have to say this but DON’T FALL FOR IT guess i’ll copy this aganist them congrats if you find this, it’s the orginal
@erikapavedtheway
Жыл бұрын
@@asinglesliceofbread8198it's been around for a while
@SauceTheSecond
Жыл бұрын
@@asinglesliceofbread8198 original comment??? :o
@iiCounted-op5jx
Жыл бұрын
ongg it never gets old 😂😂
@Frost-123
4 ай бұрын
One time I was talking to my brother about our strawberry garden and I tried to say “we’re gonna have tons” and “we’re gonna have loads” at the same time and ended up saying “we’re gonna have toads”
@ultraviolet.x
Жыл бұрын
matt saying HAOURR to the prime worker with no fear is a level of confidence i know i can never reach
@dogezillaschannel6551
Жыл бұрын
“Prime worker”
@ultraviolet.x
Жыл бұрын
@@dogezillaschannel6551 yk i reread the comment a few hours after don’t know what tf i was on typing that but yes
@thatsnotokay
Жыл бұрын
My mom got upset this one time and I tried to say "calm down" and "chill" at the same time and ended up saying "chill down" 💀
@isakandre
Жыл бұрын
Go beyond cold, NOW!
@pixilator804
Жыл бұрын
Chilly Down [Lyrics] When the sun goes down (when the sun goes down) And the bands are back to back (and the bands are back) The brothers come round (the brothers come round) I get out of my dirty bed (my dirty bed) I shake my pretty little head (shake my pretty little head) Tap my pretty little feet (tap my pretty little feet) Feelin' brighter than sunlight Louder than thunder Dancin' like a yo-yo (woo!) Don't got no problems (no problems) Ain't got no suitcase (no suitcase) Ain't got no clothes to worry about (no clothes to worry about) Ain't got no real estate or jewellery above my dealing-oh (ain't got no real estate... Oh!) I'm just throwin' my head (throwing his head) With the chilliest bunch in the land (in the land) They don't look much They're sure chilly chilly They party till they glow, glow (hah!) Chilly down with fire gang Think small with the fire gang (it's the only way) Bad Heads and the fire gang (a smile a day keeps the doctor away) When you think this wild chilly down, chilly down with fire gang (hey, I'm a wild child!) Hang tall with the fire (woh, walk tall) Good times, bad moves (yeah) When you think this wild chilly down, chilly down (ha ha) Live and crazy, really lazy High rollin', funky strollin' Ball playin', hip swayin' Trouble makin', booty shakin' Dribblin', passin', jumpin', bouncin' Brylin', stylin', creepin', pouncin' Shoutin' and screaming, double dealin' Rock and rollin', and-a readin' With the natural sexy feelin' Can you dig that groovy feelin'? So when things get too tough (get too tough) And your chin is dragging on the ground (dragging on the ground) And even down looks up (down looks up) Bad luck! (ha ha ha ha ha) We can show you a good time (show you a good time) And we don't charge not'ing (not'ing at all) Just strut your nasty stuff Wiggle in the middle, yeah Get the town talkin' fire gang! Chilly down with fire gang (t'ink small) T'ink small with fire gang (Bad Heads!) Bad Heads and the fire gang Hey! Listen up! When you think this wild chilly down, chilly down with fire gang (ah, shake your pretty little head) Hang tall with the fire (tap your pretty little feet) Good times, bad moves (come on, come on!) When your think this wild chilly down, chilly down with fire gang (woo) Think small with the fire gang (ha ha ha ha ha ha) Bad Heads and the fire gang!
@thatsnotokay
Жыл бұрын
@@pixilator804 Dayum 💀
@judeeverett9747
Жыл бұрын
I once tried to say "oh for Christ sake" and "good God" at the same time, ended up with "oh, cod cake"
@HelenaVanCity
Жыл бұрын
I love cod, but I've never had a cod cake. Is it any good? LOL
@InsertName69
8 ай бұрын
they’re wearing yellow became THEYRE YELLING WARROW
@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
3 ай бұрын
WARROW
@ZoeZparkles
3 ай бұрын
WARROW
@ShayanMallick29
3 ай бұрын
WARROW
@CaryDisc
3 ай бұрын
WARROW
@RandomFNFButGachaKid
3 ай бұрын
WARROW
@_ts_4698
10 ай бұрын
Once tried to say “see you later” and “have fun” at the same time, ended up saying “have you later 😏”
@Daizy_EDITSSSSSS
5 ай бұрын
Once, I was trying to say "cool" and "amazing" when going to the car with my mom....I ended up saying "CAOLING" 😭
@Spiked_mango
Жыл бұрын
I tried to watch this at night, I laughed so much I alerted my family. 💀💀💀
@vincere4591
11 ай бұрын
❗️
@finleysgaming4076
10 ай бұрын
SKULLEMOJIII!!! (sfc) 💀💀💀
@supernovablade
Жыл бұрын
I have been having gastrointestinal distress all day today and I swear that laughing at this video so hard made my stomach feel better a little bit. I guess Matt Rose knows how to use humor to help with stomach problems.
@itsdragoninawagon
Жыл бұрын
matt rose’s humor cures all, i have a head cold and giggling at this vid helped me feel better haha
@sylverscale
Жыл бұрын
They don't say laughter is the best medicine for nothing I suppose 😁 Hope you'll feel all well again soon.
@itsdragoninawagon
Жыл бұрын
@@sylverscale thank you!!
@thelearningmethod
Жыл бұрын
2:02 _slaps a fly off a friend's leg._ *It'S a LeG!*
@cobaltbee5280
6 ай бұрын
This part in the video had me and my mom dying, i laughed so hard i started tearing up.
@jordancambridge4106
Жыл бұрын
When I was 11 I went to Sea World with my parents and in the hotel I asked my mom what time it was and she responded with "Half past a monkey's ass quarter to its balls." Then instantly told me to forget what she said and I with bold confidence in full rebellion "I will never forget that." Its been 23 years and I remember it as if it just happened. I never forgot that line.
@Lifewurfavlylaaa
2 ай бұрын
Once, I tried to respond to my friend, and I wanted to say “it’s fine” and “your good” at the same time and ended up saying “you’re so fine”
@Lilliaparry
9 ай бұрын
I once accidentally said: "I just laughed my organs out.” It was the most embarrassing thing ever and everyone now thinks I’m a psychopath…
@magnuskarlkjerulf
3 ай бұрын
My brother once tried to say something "hurts his brain" and "hurts his head" at the same time. Ended up saying "Finnish grammar hurts my bread"
@spidev
10 ай бұрын
I was sleep deprived and wanted to cheer a friend before an exam, my brain couldn't decide if it wanted to say "Good luck" or "You got this", and I ended up saying "Good this" ...It's now an inside joke in our group.
@c0zmozys
4 ай бұрын
GOOD THIS😭😭😭
@notzenderman
4 ай бұрын
If jokes were a weakness than this is my kryptonite.
@strawburri420
Жыл бұрын
you just know it's an amazing day when matt rose uploads with the most random shit imaginable edit: doormat moses! so sorry for mistaking ur name!
@RadioactiveBluePlatypus
Жыл бұрын
*Rat Moses
@-cat_in_space-
Жыл бұрын
*rat moses
@regenbogen_sim
Жыл бұрын
These videos will never fail to make me hysterical, kettle laugh, tear in my eye and all. I really needed that
@wynterwolfrose228
Жыл бұрын
I could only imagine the look on those two poor kids faces when being told to “shit air” 😂
@cornroze
Жыл бұрын
2:16 I think we’ve all had a “soups” moment
@L3eL1oness
8 күн бұрын
Half of these are honestly better than both of the phrases they were trying to say
@DragonMousei
Жыл бұрын
I once was trying to jokingly ask my friend if she had a “secret best friend”. I ended up asking her “do you have a secret breast?”
@cringetron
Жыл бұрын
FUCKKCCD
@hypernova.16
Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭💀😭💀😭💀😭
@peepstergamings3049
9 ай бұрын
4:40 “I cried my bouwls out” lmao got me laughing for over 3 mintues
@rottnluhv
5 күн бұрын
when i tripped over a root at my school, i tried to say "my ankle" and "my leg", ended up shouting "MY LANKLE". true story. 😥
@Jasper-123n3nCn
2 ай бұрын
I once tried to say to my caterpillars I keep outside in a mesh container aww so cute and hello I love you at the same time ended up saying your I clove cloom LOL
@krominex1
Жыл бұрын
whenever i watch matts videos my mom always asks why im holding in my laugh and looking like a fish 😭
@shadowsoulless6227
Жыл бұрын
3:54 He fumbled so bad he teleported
@ThePipofDespair
18 күн бұрын
One time, I stubbed my toe. I wanted to say "You've gotta be fuckin' kidding me", but also tried to censor myself with "Son of a nutcracker". Ended up saying "You've gotta be fuckin' me a nutcracker". Still don't know how I managed that.
@bananabuttersomethin
Жыл бұрын
I recently tried to say "I'm glad I finally found a good bread recipe" but my brain mashed the last two words together and I said "I'm glad I finally found a good breast."
@cormacmccarthy1889
9 ай бұрын
'.:I
@leonardonunes5437
8 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@TheOriginalScribbleStudios
8 ай бұрын
During summer camp I was so tired I was slurring my words. I was trying to say "I'm sleepy" as well as "I sound drunk" and said "I'm sleep drunk" and now as an adult I say sleep drunk instead of tired whenever I'm overly exhausted
@cyprusthesergal
4 күн бұрын
Was playing VRchat once and having a heated debate over hotdogs being a sandwich or not. Amidst the explanations of how salads are soups and subs being sandwiches and other such philosophy, I got my tongue in a bunch, got up on a table and shouted "HOTDOGS ARE SOUP!"
@archivist-93
9 күн бұрын
Tried to ask my friends who their favorite singers are and ended up saying, “Who are your fingers?”
@zoewre
3 ай бұрын
im just wheezing here and my girlfriend asked me what i was doing and i wanted to say "I'm watching matt rose videos" i proudly said "My Retching Moose"
@silverrraven5349
11 ай бұрын
honestly, "my tongue is twerking," "my main is having a breltdown," and "i cried my balls out" all totally convey the intended messages
@leem216
10 ай бұрын
fr
@emberjaaas
10 ай бұрын
ta
@eyesicecold
10 ай бұрын
frta
@schnargleton25
10 ай бұрын
frat
@serimus
10 ай бұрын
Could also say, my tongue is tweaking.
@saturnzcorner
8 ай бұрын
"Be closed" is probably actually the best way to tell somebody to shut up
@AtticusKarpenter
5 ай бұрын
In Russian we actually say "Close yourself!" as one of the ways to tell "Shut up!' so yep
@SolarrStars263_Alt
5 ай бұрын
best response to "shut up"? *" **_up can't shut_** "*
@zaraiigacha
4 ай бұрын
*_"hush"_*
@ZoeZparkles
3 ай бұрын
Imma start using that
@alexplaysandedits2356
3 ай бұрын
I just say "Cease."
@richardmillhousenixon
Жыл бұрын
Ok but if my friend slapped my leg and proceeded to say "It's a leg!," I wouldn't be able to stop laughing
@ellabennett6091
Жыл бұрын
Agreed. I'm kinda tempted to actually just do that next time I see my friend.
@xoxablade8345
Жыл бұрын
Why is this something my friends would do on purpose thoughhhh
@LILYPAD2763
Жыл бұрын
I started laughing so hard at that because I know this girl who would most definitely do that
@uselessinformation1988
Жыл бұрын
Imagine how embarrassing it was for the friend.
@stardewofpyrrhia4381
Жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂😂 I’m gonna do that now
@cringeyum702
8 ай бұрын
I tried to say “I’m serious” and “I’m being real” at the same time so I ended up just aggressively yelling “IM SURREAL”
@KingdomKey-ik4xk
6 ай бұрын
*In my best impression of Ryuji Sakamoto* Surreal?!
@AllytheGumby
5 ай бұрын
why is that so wholesome for some reason
@MAGMABEARREAL
5 ай бұрын
bro is so SURREAL
@SolarrStars263_Alt
5 ай бұрын
well, are you?
@Charmellius
5 ай бұрын
I read that and it came out as me cereal
@neroisntdead3681
Жыл бұрын
Saying "Not bad" after hurting yourself feels like a power move
@ayneeldesu2221
11 ай бұрын
The anime villain when half of his body is cut off
@Man_Aslume
11 ай бұрын
I have no enemies basically
@Lord_Of_The_WhoLock
10 ай бұрын
@@ayneeldesu2221 dabi when he turned into a burnt rotisserie chicken:
@Scaler97
8 ай бұрын
Underrated comment.
@TheOne_6
8 ай бұрын
i did that once felt like a legend
@weegee-hehehe
Жыл бұрын
I was wishing my dad a good flight while he was off to flying practice. I tried to yell "Have a good flight" and "Good luck" and accidentally yelled "HAVE A GOOD FUCK!"
@Bubblegum-Cupcake
Жыл бұрын
Do you mean Good or Goof?
@lumieas
Жыл бұрын
LOL
@Doodlesoak
Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@tyttuut
Жыл бұрын
Ouch
@danzstuff
Жыл бұрын
oh fuck
@timnackson
Жыл бұрын
Once tried saying “I don’t care” and “I hate you” at the same time during a heated argument and it came out at “I don’t hair you” and that caused us both to laugh and calm down.
@SamanthamusPrimeV28050
Жыл бұрын
Laughter is a good medicine, they said. Apparently, it is true.
@pixelzebra8440
Жыл бұрын
Yay so it helpef
@pixelzebra8440
Жыл бұрын
*Helped I don’t feel like deleting my comment
@SamanthamusPrimeV28050
Жыл бұрын
@@pixelzebra8440 there is an editing thing. You hit the 3 dots, and there's more than 1 option. The following options are: Delete Edit Reply
@vinnieee_
Жыл бұрын
@@pixelzebra8440yk u can edit ur comment right?
@LucieDoherty
5 ай бұрын
One time I tried to tell my grandma “Off you go” and “Travel well” and accidentally said “Off to hell!” She was not pleased.
@xOrionNebula2708
4 ай бұрын
Lmao
@pomni_but_depressed
3 ай бұрын
I actually laughed out loud
@xOrionNebula2708
3 ай бұрын
@@pomni_but_depressed yea same
@stefanieknickerbocker2855
2 ай бұрын
Sounds like you wanna go to the Hazbin Hotel
@Catnap-u2k
Ай бұрын
dude I laughed so hard I woke my sister up 💀
@Millers0n
Жыл бұрын
I was at the bakery and tried saying "I am ok" and "yes please" at the same time and ended up saying "I am pleasing" 💀
@Theonly_z_Official
Жыл бұрын
LOL WHAT 💀
@echognomecal6742
Жыл бұрын
Ain't nothin like a lil random confidence ;)
@Foxy_kat1111
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 that is very sus!
@SamanthamusPrimeV28050
Жыл бұрын
I had a stroke while reading that.
@Vanta526
Жыл бұрын
AMBATUPLEEZ
@Csp499
5 ай бұрын
Saying "TAKE THE NIGHT WITH YOU" is a pretty metal way to see someone off for the evening, won't lie.
@blizzard_the_seal9863
18 күн бұрын
sounds like a song lyric
@CoolLookinPea
Жыл бұрын
I love that half of these would be embarrassing to say to anyone you know and the other half can be solely defined as “ *mood* “
@atwig5872
Жыл бұрын
"my mom's in the hospital" "im okay"
@AuroraTheTherian45
Жыл бұрын
"I don't matter"
@Oneissnart
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Oxygen1004
Жыл бұрын
"Horny Slag"
@eagletgriff
Жыл бұрын
"No its haouhrr"
@tunkytunky
Жыл бұрын
I once went to McDonald's and wanted to order both Filet-o- fish and a chicken sandwich. I ended up asking the guy if I could have Chick Fil-A 😂
@laurenouellette6592
Жыл бұрын
Sir, this is a Wendy's
@jwalster9412
Жыл бұрын
Down the street, to the left.
@Izziehannah
Жыл бұрын
Mood
@chelseasheehan9227
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, chick-Fil-A is delicious
@WuhHuh
Жыл бұрын
@@jwalster9412next to the shadow realm but don’t worry, only jimbo can go there
@katielinzie7444
Жыл бұрын
At work a few weeks ago, my supervisor told me to wait a minute while he asked another employee a question. I was trying to say “No worries” and “I’ve got time” at the same time and I ended up saying, “NO TIME!” Nailed it. 😂
@Jaeminswife22
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@doggo2424
Жыл бұрын
-+-=+ i guess
@eebydeebyz
Жыл бұрын
;-; time to get fired
@redacted_user2868
Жыл бұрын
I tried to say "quit horsing around in the house" to my brothers. Instead I said: "quit horse housing". I still laugh about it to this day
@SamanthamusPrimeV28050
Жыл бұрын
I bet your brothers stopped and then started to laugh uncontrollably at that.
@hypertoaster9961
11 ай бұрын
New saying acquired :D
@FriskDrinksBrisk
9 ай бұрын
Nay!
@ashtonnn777
8 ай бұрын
I need to use this on the reg
@ThinWhiteAxe
7 ай бұрын
That's the official term now
@Guess_09587
4 ай бұрын
one time I was trying to tell the music office lady that my piano tutor was busy, and I didn't know if I should say "My piano teacher is Teaching someone" and "Tutoring someone". I said, "My piano tutor is torturing someone" 🥰 ty for likes :)
@stuffenjoyer6677
Ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@PaulyD-m8k
18 күн бұрын
HELP WHAT-
@it-looks-like
Жыл бұрын
I worked at McDonald's years back and I tried to ask a lady "will that complete your order" and "is that all for you" and ended up saying "will that complete you" and she said "I am incomplete without my number 8" and honestly me too
@buttonasas
11 ай бұрын
What's the number 8?
@MangInutil
11 ай бұрын
@@buttonasas Most likely an order number that cashiers give to you after ordering.
@GoldenseatGaming
10 ай бұрын
@@MangInutil clearly its a menu item
@veemo..1
10 ай бұрын
@@buttonasas it’s what some fast food places do when some menu items are too long and just want to shorten it down
@MangInutil
10 ай бұрын
@@GoldenseatGaming Now that I think about it, McDo's do have numbers to shorten orders
@Lacey-bear
Жыл бұрын
I once tried saying “everybody be quiet” and “everyone stop screaming” and ended up saying… “everybody stop creaming”. In front of a bunch of little kids.
@TRMofYT
Жыл бұрын
That is genuinely hilarious XD
@jujudasouk8528
Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard it unclogged my nose
@Foxy_kat1111
Жыл бұрын
You have scared them for life!
@picklejuice418
Жыл бұрын
@@jujudasouk8528 did it feel good tho-
@HelenaVanCity
Жыл бұрын
Back in the day when I was teaching English (!) at a college in Russia, I wanted to jokingly say to my students, "I'm sick and tired of you guys," which came out as, "I'm thick and tired of you guys."
@PsychoMuppet123
Жыл бұрын
I once was talking to a friend after she ran into her teacher in public, and started to say "I hate seeing people I know in public" and accidently started to say "I hate peeing seeple I know in public" and because THAT would be embarrassing I stopped to correct myself. Unfortunately, I started giggling hysterically before I could finish and all my poor friend heard was "I hate peeing" followed by uncontrollable laughter
@FriskDrinksBrisk
11 ай бұрын
I was reading this comment out loud and accidentally did an artistic recreation... I fold, you win the Internet...
@NonSoSmartPerson
10 ай бұрын
@@FriskDrinksBrisk You peed? Good job man 👍
@FriskDrinksBrisk
10 ай бұрын
@@NonSoSmartPerson no I only got to I hate peeing
@k4ttz528
9 ай бұрын
Do you ever just hate peeing?😭😭
@nofootprint5629
9 ай бұрын
I giggled at this so hard I hurt myself
@gravitationalconst4nt
8 ай бұрын
a customer asked for a spoon and i tried to say “no problem!” and “yeah that’s okay!” and i looked him in the eyes and said “uh, that’s a problem.” i walked away like it never happened.
@Banana-sx1pf
4 ай бұрын
Spoons should be outlawed
@Not_A_Big_Fan
3 ай бұрын
"UUHHHH, THAT'S A PROBLEM" delivered with the same tone as the "YOU, ME, GAS STATION." guy
@Noahtron-my1gx
3 ай бұрын
"4 stars, 5 if the employee wasn't so RUDE"
@andynachos2045
2 ай бұрын
@@Not_A_Big_Fanit sounds the same as that one Tyler the creator video “uhm, I’m not finished”
@stuffenjoyer6677
Ай бұрын
Oof
@ryaphloshion1322
Жыл бұрын
One of my favorite parts of these videos is that not only do they mix up words, some of them unintentionally yell it out, as if the word/sentence amalgam didn’t make things awkward enough already
@glitterb0nez
11 ай бұрын
will never forget when my brother pissed me off over something trivial and i tried to say "count your days" and "your days are numbered" at the same time. ended up telling him to "count your numbers." he still makes fun of me for it 😭
@WindowBreakerCharlie
10 ай бұрын
he was giving you advice for school
@gr_pefxnta
9 ай бұрын
this is my favorite one😭
@ganicc4782
7 ай бұрын
Quick reminder to count your numbers
@Mizu2023
6 ай бұрын
Count your numbers!
@-mittensradio-2171
6 ай бұрын
this is like in band class when our director tried to tell us to “number your measures” and told us to “measure your numbers,” and now that we’ve all made fun of her for so long about it she keeps doing it on accident cause it in her brain
@rosykindbunny1313
Жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how much effort Rat Moses puts into his videos?
@a-random._account1
Жыл бұрын
Matt Rose*
@rosykindbunny1313
Жыл бұрын
@@a-random._account1 Have you watched the last part of the video?
@FriskDrinksBrisk
11 ай бұрын
I was about to say "are you me?" And " am I you? " and aloud I said: "am I me?"
@rosykindbunny1313
11 ай бұрын
@@FriskDrinksBrisk Despite everything, it is you.
@FriskDrinksBrisk
11 ай бұрын
@@rosykindbunny1313 hmm...
@TRMofYT
Жыл бұрын
One time I tried to say "How are your children" and "what's for dinner" simultaneously and I ended up saying "Are your children for dinner?"
@TGNTeaorcoffee
Жыл бұрын
This one is the winner.
@hadeyhade
Жыл бұрын
were they for dinner though
@TRMofYT
Жыл бұрын
No@@hadeyhade they had macaroni and cheese
@rare10124
Жыл бұрын
@@TRMofYTthe fact you replied to this comment makes it more hilarious
@TRMofYT
Жыл бұрын
That was the point.@@rare10124 And everyone says I'm not funny at school and at home so I'm glad at least someone finds me funny.
@Valistor
6 ай бұрын
Couldn't decide if I should say "Hi" or "Hello" to a customer and ended up letting out a long "heeeee". It was awkward.
@carolekelly2688
5 ай бұрын
(Michel jackson voice)
@KingdomKey-ik4xk
5 ай бұрын
Same energy as my "have an aaaaaaa" when I worked at a Hornbacher's. 🤣
@Not_A_Big_Fan
3 ай бұрын
Sounds like when your Wii crashes
@Noahtron-my1gx
3 ай бұрын
id just leave, if i was either, just "bye"
@theresahaironthescreen
15 күн бұрын
I have no idea how long I have been sitting here trying to figure out the absolute perfect joke to make about some 70s anime I heard about a while back. I'll just say episode 4 and leave it at that. I give up.
@--Ads--
Жыл бұрын
My dad tried to call my mum "darling" and "babe" at the same time and confidently called her Dave
@kookiehoda.official
7 ай бұрын
HJAJSHAHAGHA
@FourDigits
7 ай бұрын
He accidentally used his side man’s name instead
@LovelyLara123
7 ай бұрын
DAVE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@REHEHEHEHEHEHp
6 ай бұрын
AHSKGHAFGSYUEIKNZBGSYUWIA LMAOOOOOOOOO
@ratboygirl
6 ай бұрын
this is some shit i'd say
@potatoavalanche360
Жыл бұрын
I once was buying some chips at the local corner store. After paying for them, the cashier said: “Would you like you receipt?”. I tried to say “I’m okay” and “I’m good at the same time and ended up proclaiming “IM GAY” It still haunts me to think about how everyone just stared at me afterwards.
@Theonly_z_Official
Жыл бұрын
LMAO IM SO SORRY I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT WAS YOU WHO SAID THAT. and ye sorry for awkwardly starrng.
@echognomecal6742
Жыл бұрын
Nice work right there, @@Theonly_z_Official :D See that OP? You're bringing happiness & social interaction into the word. The jerks have already forgotten & moved on to being busybodies in someone else's life.
@Foxy_kat1111
Жыл бұрын
Are u gay though? (It’s ok to be gay)
@HelenaVanCity
Жыл бұрын
Well, the place you chose for your coming out is a tad unusual, but 10/10 for the courage! LOL
@SamanthamusPrimeV28050
Жыл бұрын
You gave yourself emotional damage???
@b3llm0th
8 ай бұрын
my mom went to go look at something at the store after we checked out and i had the bag and tried to say “im gonna stay here” and “they’ll think we’re stealing” at the same time and announced in front of the whole store “im gonna steal”
@Turmoil000
5 ай бұрын
What’d they so
@Turmoil000
5 ай бұрын
*do
@xOrionNebula2708
5 ай бұрын
reminds me of a video where a guy wrote on his friends forehead beffore he went into a store with sharpie: "Im A Shoplifter"
@b3llm0th
5 ай бұрын
@@xOrionNebula2708 😭😭😭
@xOrionNebula2708
5 ай бұрын
@@b3llm0th one of the cashiers kept telling him to "get out" and he was so confused and kept asking why
@macngeeseyt6029
Жыл бұрын
Matt is the most underrated personality on the internet.
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