Female dragon.. the bard is horny.. The female dragon is a dom.. the bard is even hornier now.
@Redwoe1
Жыл бұрын
Just what i was thinking
@breaderbrawler7894
Жыл бұрын
Must play a nat 20+6 song
@beanbroly
Жыл бұрын
@@breaderbrawler7894 that and a charisma save
@ivegotbadtaste9181
Жыл бұрын
@@beanbroly and then several con, strength and dex saves
@ArchangelBoi
Жыл бұрын
@@ivegotbadtaste9181the bard succeeds anyways
@Gunganfan
Жыл бұрын
It's a dragon that's lived for over 1,000 years, Scanlan! Of COURSE it has magic!
@cxfxcdude
Жыл бұрын
Good ol Raishan
@dukeofwisdom9118
9 ай бұрын
Along with the consistent lore a lot of wizards know Draconic since dragons have their own special brand of magic that is learnable
@ananslator3655
3 ай бұрын
@@dukeofwisdom9118 and someone in the fall we’ll be seeing her again yes I just found out that season three are we out in fall hopefully
@knightgale2120
3 ай бұрын
Funny enough this dragon isn't old basically new born
@ananslator3655
3 ай бұрын
@@knightgale2120 how ?
@ryanhernandez5632
Жыл бұрын
Let's remember scanlan wasn't immediately and violent attacked by the dragon because she thought what he did was actually funny
@anonymousfranklinaggot9179
Жыл бұрын
Thus begins the wooing
@DarkSamson1
Жыл бұрын
It's more like she thought it was cute. Like an angry chihuahua nipping your ankle. "Oh, that's adorable."
@TarotVylan
Жыл бұрын
Imagine if a beagle figured out how to use your toaster to fire mildly irritating pieces of warm bread at you. It'd be pretty funny for a moment.
@DarkSamson1
Жыл бұрын
@@TarotVylan I'll quickly become annoyed, wasting food.
@TarotVylan
Жыл бұрын
@@DarkSamson1 exactly! That insolent little dog is wasting perfectly good food by using it as a weapon, i like to believe that's exactly how the dragon sees Scanlan using magic to shush it!
@aplaceinthestars3207
Жыл бұрын
Dragons getting muffled by a giant sparkly purple hand or foot is a great visual.
@wander1139
Жыл бұрын
i thought it was a foot for a second not gonna lie
@onenaughtwonder
Жыл бұрын
in the campaign, it was a hand in this series, it is a foot
@Chimerathedragon
Жыл бұрын
@@wander1139 pretty sure it is, unless the thumb is on the other side but it really looks like a foot
@10RexTheWolf01
Жыл бұрын
If you've seen the recent eps he also shushed the other end too
@rioz886
Жыл бұрын
was that supposed to be a mage hand? can it even do that???
@Strawberrymilkdrink
Жыл бұрын
"It's got magic too?!" Every DM: ITS A DRAGON
@lozm4835
3 ай бұрын
For everyone who's either only seen the show or played 5e, Dragons in 3.5 (and I think other editions, but I don't know as well) are regarded as extremely powerful spellcasters. Whilst they develop slower than a Dragon's more coventional powers, Ancient Dragons are still consistently compentant spellcasters with access to several innate spells and being treated as between 9th to 15th level sorcerers (depending on species). And they can learn conventional spellcasting as well, if they want.
@cremil1285
Жыл бұрын
Funny thing is grog at the end of this campaign has the same strength rating as a adult red dragon.
@cxfxcdude
Жыл бұрын
Only for one min/long rest. (Err…havent read the titanstone knuckles card in a min, may be an hour)
@decimation9780
Жыл бұрын
@@cxfxcdude Point is, this eight foot tall Goliath is as strong as an eighty foot long, fifty foot tall fire breathing monster. He be mega buff.
@cxfxcdude
Жыл бұрын
@@decimation9780 fair
@Averageguitarists
Жыл бұрын
@@decimation9780 trust it’s just because of the beard
@randomness2228
Жыл бұрын
@@Averageguitarists well duh god of war
@Quadraxis
Жыл бұрын
19 Misses
@toniaberryman8647
Жыл бұрын
That’s a goddamn terrifying
@LGkojin
Жыл бұрын
too bad not many notice it.
@sirsmiteful6285
Жыл бұрын
19 misses?
@Quadraxis
Жыл бұрын
@@sirsmiteful6285 In the stream of their D&D game, which the show is based on, Grog's attack roll on Raishan was a 19, but her Armor Class is 22, which is pretty damn high even for high-level monsters. In the stream, you can see Travis Willingham (Grog's VA and player) look completely dumbfounded when the DM tells him his pretty high attack missed.
@sirsmiteful6285
Жыл бұрын
@@Quadraxis fuck
@christopherg2347
Жыл бұрын
"It is a giant, magical, fire-breathing, armor plated, hyper-intelligent killing machine. You slay it!"
@onenaughtwonder
Жыл бұрын
19 misses
@christopherg2347
Жыл бұрын
@@onenaughtwonder I know it from the Webcomic Exiern. Used to be a Shirt in the store.
@alexandercross9081
Жыл бұрын
Poison in this case
@christopherg2347
Жыл бұрын
@@alexandercross9081 I remind you of "giant", "magical" and "hyper-intelligent".
@alexandercross9081
Жыл бұрын
@Christopher G you misunderstand me, I was not suggesting a solution, I was correcting the error you likely left in intentionally, so as to not invalidate the attribution of your quote
@htetmin6959
Жыл бұрын
A female dragon asking him "Is that your best" is...We know how It's gonna end. 😂😂😂
@AsterBodhran
Жыл бұрын
I thought it said *slushes* instead of shushes and thought this was a much messier moment.
@Lancefh_ENV
Жыл бұрын
That... thumbnail gave me an entirely different impression of what was happening.
@pinkbosschanel
Жыл бұрын
What did you think was happening??
@Lancefh_ENV
Жыл бұрын
@@pinkbosschanel What else is long and upright that could be grabbed with a giant hand? And in my defense he is also a bard.
@pinkbosschanel
Жыл бұрын
Oh
@cussundriakneal9904
Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the time when my character got a magic item that was basically the Creation spell. The BBEG was a God-like Red Dragon, about to finish off my team mate. So i used the item tp put a giant, heavy metal cage over its maw. Essentially, muzzling a DRAGON. It got it off after a few rounds, and then was gunning for my ass for humiliating it.
@o0bookwyrmknight0o
Жыл бұрын
Worth it!
@Outlawbyname
Жыл бұрын
So how did you die? Oh, I muzzled a demigod dragon
@Allantitan
Жыл бұрын
@@o0bookwyrmknight0o 10/10 totally would do it again 😂
@roshenhaglensfield
Жыл бұрын
"Is now a good time to say I'm sorry?" "No."
@rory9088
Жыл бұрын
Dude if you can create the object instantly and anywhere, just create a giant metal spike 100ft above the dragon.
@justinlopez5238
Жыл бұрын
Clearly you didn't do the bard code and bed the dragon.
@hazbinotakusimp2182
10 ай бұрын
"Dammit Scanlan you're supposed to SLAY the dragon, not LAY IT!" something I can see happening at some point.
@hotashikayaba910
3 ай бұрын
BTW for those wondering this particular dragon's voice is shared by a particular character that *shoulda been* a disney princess! Thats Kida. :3
@drazoric2275
Жыл бұрын
Female Dragon has entered the fight: The Dovahkiin is aroused. Female Dragon is dominant and fertile: The Dovahkiin learned Dovahzul and is now prepared and his body is ready.
@thedyingmeme6
Жыл бұрын
"Wait, its got magic too!?!?!?!" Yeah no shit scanlan
@spamham897
Жыл бұрын
I had forgotten what happened to the axe and wondered where it went most of the series, thanks this is helpful lol
@hfar_in_the_sky
Жыл бұрын
*minor spoilers* I like this little bit of foreshadowing that Raishan is one of if not the most skilled magic users out of the entire Chroma Conclave, which makes her arguably the second most dangerous dragon in the entire Conclave
@jefferyoneill1
Жыл бұрын
I would argue that she is the most dangerous, she is capable of casting Meteor Swarm, after all
@julesking1303
Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to see the Feeblemind 😭
@hfar_in_the_sky
Жыл бұрын
@@julesking1303 Right? It's going to be epic
@PRchris13
Жыл бұрын
Ain’t she not that evil like the fire one ? (Don’t mind spoiler)
@hfar_in_the_sky
Жыл бұрын
@@PRchris13 *spoilers for everyone else* Ehhh. She's honestly pretty evil in her own right, showing no remorse for the death and destruction she's caused and at times actively taunting people for not being able to stop her and her kin from doing so. In her words "You act as though the laws of the anthill affect the foot that crushes it." On top of that her main motivation is to cure the disease that's spreading through her body, but the reason why she has that disease in the first place was because she decided to infiltrate and slaughter an entire temple dedicated to the Wild Mother and during the fight got cursed by the head druid in the process. And that's not even getting into the fact that the Chroma Conclave was actually her idea to act as an alliance that would benefit them all in conquering the continent. Plus when she turned on Thordak and helped VM kill him she was very quick to turn on VM. And while she makes big claims about how Thordak means to destroy the world, her likely intention was to first find out how to cure her illness and then turn him into a Draco-Lich in her thrall. So, is she "less evil" than Thordak? I'd personally say they're about equal, all things considered
@l.l.m.d.k
Жыл бұрын
She's the dragon who possed the white hair female
@averycheesypotato
Жыл бұрын
Raishan
@netherlordgaming995
4 ай бұрын
grog: *hits dragons with all his might* dragon: scratching where she got hit* someone feel something
@mnemonichotpocket
6 ай бұрын
Fusrodah, my boy.... Fus.....ro......dah....
@isaactelesco2141
Жыл бұрын
HE CHOKED THE DRAGON!
@ryzekiv7147
Жыл бұрын
Female Dragon…is dom…but likes feet? Bard “hurt” itself in its confusion
@lovinavargas-carriedo2698
Жыл бұрын
I mean. She's a dragon. She's literally made of magic. What did they expect?
@TheMrBonzz
Жыл бұрын
WTF was that owo?!
@onenaughtwonder
Жыл бұрын
OwO
@I.Am.FurFreak
Жыл бұрын
OwO
@EricTheRedWiseman
Жыл бұрын
UwU
@KoruKinshi
Жыл бұрын
OvvO
@Slu5h3
Жыл бұрын
Owo
@JON-te7qg
Жыл бұрын
For a second I though it was a claulk
@calomfore2358
6 ай бұрын
I preferred when he stuck the scanlan hand up the other dragons cloaca
@kyleanderson449
Жыл бұрын
That dragon looks nice. I want to meet it.
@ToxicBlur1337
2 ай бұрын
That moment the axe broke was when Matt said “a 19 misses”
@Starbean89
Жыл бұрын
And then in the campaign of this show he violated so many of the dragons holes
@rogue_shad3258
Жыл бұрын
At least she has good humor
@death2007
Жыл бұрын
The dragon eats the foot and the bard guy goes wait it’s got foot fetish to
Oh no honey. Raishan subs for No one. Shes a Dommy mommy to her core
@ocboy5163
Жыл бұрын
Raishan: Is that your best? Scanlan: emotional damage.
@Mrikeepgettinmoneyagain
Жыл бұрын
I love grogs energy, he literally creates shockwaves from a full sprint and jumping
@xEx0Rs
Жыл бұрын
theyre fighting dragons the most powerful !magic! creatures ever on their world and he is wondering xD
@demon_legend1
Жыл бұрын
Female dragon = My Neurons activating.
@theauditor3224
Ай бұрын
"Boys...hear me out"
@WanderingRagabond
10 ай бұрын
Ok, can we talk about that close-up pec flex tho
@demonkingsparda
11 ай бұрын
yes Scanlan, of course it has magic. it's a dragon, they ARE magic
@hermanomacedo7549
Жыл бұрын
When everyone rolls a Nat 1:
@NicPTheMeme
Жыл бұрын
"Ah bububububu I dont think so." *GUITAR RIFF*
@AmIDusty420
Жыл бұрын
Bastard broke his favourite head-chopper D:
@Clay__99
Жыл бұрын
19. misses
@onenaughtwonder
Жыл бұрын
😳
@XUnholyMusicianX
Жыл бұрын
Oooh....my favourite head chopper 😢 Also I see what he did there, instead of "putting a sock in it" he put the whole foot in it, ...Nice
@0ctavius
Жыл бұрын
Cameron Campbell really went into cosplay huh
@brokenpieces5852
11 ай бұрын
Scanlan really said, “shut the fuck up”
@batedflounder47sox66
Жыл бұрын
Aw man my head chopper . . . Aw shit
@samuelfawell9159
9 ай бұрын
“It’s got magic too??” No shit.., it’s a dragon
@zombie-gz4qo
3 ай бұрын
Not the head chopper :(
@RJaneArts
5 ай бұрын
I love dnd! Im just getting into it, but my ren fair costume came in the mail today!
@shadowfangangel9458
Жыл бұрын
That's what you can a nat 20 on athletic but a nat 1 on damage
@onenaughtwonder
Жыл бұрын
19 misses
@spoopyd.8910
Жыл бұрын
Chroma conclave is gonna be LIT
@Deined
Жыл бұрын
Scanlan shushes a dragon ... for all of six seconds. 😅
@aspopulvera9130
Жыл бұрын
It was really funny shyet i gotta say lol
@secretskull21
10 ай бұрын
“It’s got magic too?” Aren’t dragons like… known for being magical?
@onenaughtwonder
10 ай бұрын
from my knowledge of dragons: they are resistant and/or only able to cast their element lesser dragons do not have innate magical properties and ancient dragons become more powerful with their element with age (Thordak going from flamethrower to flame beam) In this particular case, Raishan is able to not only "resist" Scanlan's magic but dispel it completely
@tallfang4955
Жыл бұрын
Me: Oh shit, its a FEMALE dragon... Tiamat: Is she bothering you? Me: If YOU'RE always bothering me, what do you think is going to happen!?
@funtimefreddybunbun4242
Жыл бұрын
Oh no Kratos
@ShecriedhecriedIcried
Жыл бұрын
I don’t know how to play DND and every DND comment I see makes me feel like it’s way more complicated
@prosyndication21
Жыл бұрын
Yes but actually no! The hard bits initially are the math, but the more you play the more the math just becomes naturally answerable. The hard bit is trying to be actual people and not play it like it's Skyrim. That part takes a surprising amount of effort and forethought.
@shroudshift9969
Жыл бұрын
Indeed, it's not like a videogame, but more like a group of actors having a great time in jolly cooperation. Nobody is the main character, everyone gets a moment to shine. And yeah, depending on the edition, the math and options can be overwhelming initially, but with a good and patient group, it'll all become second nature.
@arcanegaming3199
8 ай бұрын
I love the realization that not only is this thing powerful enough to destroy a city. Not only is it the size of a building. Not only can its breath instantly kill anyone who breathes it. It also has magic, a lot of magic.
@wyattgruber9125
Жыл бұрын
Nat 1 for hit for the barb The dragon counterspells your bigbys hand
@ChknKng
Жыл бұрын
Just watched this last night
@Tucher97
2 ай бұрын
Roll to shush the dragon.
@DarthQuaint
Жыл бұрын
Scanlan is the best bard since Spoony.
@atomicr4y472
23 күн бұрын
You did not just OwO Raishan the Diseased Deceiver
@itfigurescomics6704
Жыл бұрын
Poor Grog 😂
@imafriend2083
Жыл бұрын
Rage shadow legend
@Madcatdave
Жыл бұрын
Man they keep rolling 1s
@onenaughtwonder
Жыл бұрын
not necessarily, Raishan has an AC of 22
@DittoIsReal123
Жыл бұрын
Oo… my favorite headchopper :(
@onenaughtwonder
Жыл бұрын
T.T
@the_archer895
Жыл бұрын
He failed because he didn’t say the iconic line
@hes1shot671
2 ай бұрын
Grog rolled a 1
@BusterMachineX
Жыл бұрын
OwO
@cryo6263
Жыл бұрын
Kratos's axe is gone😥
@onenaughtwonder
Жыл бұрын
T.T that axe killed a dragon AND stunned a vampire warrior
@cryo6263
Жыл бұрын
@@onenaughtwonder clearly not this dragon🤣🤣🤣
@Virjunior01
Жыл бұрын
Yeah it's got magic. It's a dragon, ass!
@xmobstersal4167
Жыл бұрын
shit reminds me of watching CptRobear
@sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
Жыл бұрын
That was an 18 that missed.
@onenaughtwonder
Жыл бұрын
19*
@waylonyoung5782
Жыл бұрын
Amogus dragon ?
@Alysa-Kins
Жыл бұрын
Time to rage!!!! Nat 1
@onenaughtwonder
Жыл бұрын
19 misses 🙃
@cstarvariety7034
Жыл бұрын
I want to watch this. I don't watch anime. but I'll make an exception. Also. Female dragon 😏😏😏😏. mM!
@depressingmcnugget3207
Жыл бұрын
With enough charisma you can screw anything
@Parias080
Жыл бұрын
Where is the Szene with the, uhm Back Entrance? *SMIRK*
@onenaughtwonder
Жыл бұрын
kzitem.infotOyrKvMpfz0 Enjoy! 😎
@gamerchu2417
Жыл бұрын
Why does the guy with the axe look a bit like kratos
@diamondying480
Жыл бұрын
Dnd come to true imagination god damn what is this
@funnyskull14
Жыл бұрын
Well you see the problem is that they need to call the Monster Hunters from the Monster Hunter World that's obviously some type of Fatalis variant
@LokiToxtrocity
Жыл бұрын
A Fatalis variant with venom breath... I'd rather throw myself into Escaton Judgement.
@micahtouher2660
Жыл бұрын
Where can you watch this show on it looks cool!!! And that sounds like thors voice lol
@Retro0007
Жыл бұрын
Rizz Attempt Failed
@hamptermemes4055
Жыл бұрын
Is that kratos
@Hellraider091
Жыл бұрын
Shouldve layed the dragon it always works 😒
@boywhostandsintherain
Жыл бұрын
What dragon doing 🤣
@snubby6291
Жыл бұрын
Thumbnail
@pessimisticbunny7289
10 ай бұрын
Mf said aye stop that. Stop it. No breath attack
@Blargss
Жыл бұрын
0w0
@onenaughtwonder
Жыл бұрын
OwO
@coleywoley2374
Жыл бұрын
Classic bard
@joshuarushold
Жыл бұрын
oh
@an8strengthkobold360
Жыл бұрын
I feel like him yelling about rage would be kinda hard to understand if you don't know about DnD.
@quartzskull8772
Жыл бұрын
Rage is an actual thing as well
@an8strengthkobold360
Жыл бұрын
@@quartzskull8772 Yeah but not in the same way, anger is generally not something you choose to turn on to gain super strenght and become bullet proof.
@quartzskull8772
Жыл бұрын
@@an8strengthkobold360 I mean it does increase your strength and pain resistance thanks to good ol adrenaline (and as a kid and teen with rage issues you can do some surprising shit when you black out from rage
@an8strengthkobold360
Жыл бұрын
@@quartzskull8772 it just feels weird though you know, the way it's treated by the story feels like a game mechanic.
@Watchpm
Жыл бұрын
Kratos?
@coulflame8275
Жыл бұрын
People forget dragons know magic in dnd Dms just don't use it. Also the small bard would die by snu snu if they to bone a dragon.
@coulflame8275
Жыл бұрын
Unless the dragon used shapeshift and shrunk.
@BlueGoblin1
Жыл бұрын
🙄
@AKHV9708
Жыл бұрын
Oooo what this? Name please and where can I watch it?
@onenaughtwonder
Жыл бұрын
The Legend of Vox Machina on Amazon Prime
@AKHV9708
Жыл бұрын
@@onenaughtwonder thank you
@cartercollier2607
11 ай бұрын
22 to hit and can counter spell, and this isn't even the red one T.T
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