I've heard many variants of this joke, and they've all been great.
@chrisandersen8349
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@davidfosburgh5735
5 жыл бұрын
Why anyone would knowingly put a microphone in their home that is constantly monitoring everything said and is controlled by a company with absolutely no regard for privacy is beyond me.
@Broke01
5 жыл бұрын
But you have a phone on you though that has mic and camera lol
@selenadansfield1305
5 жыл бұрын
@@Broke01 My phone is *always* off. I might turn it on 2-3 times a month.
@Nebs1
5 жыл бұрын
@@Broke01 phones have a useful purpose apart from collecting your private data. What's the point of these stupid things?
@fwu-finallywakingup6033
5 жыл бұрын
our phones do it already who cares...
@davidfosburgh5735
5 жыл бұрын
@@Broke01 Yes but my phone isn't constantly monitoring me. I have to turn it on before it works. Those things are always on unless you turn them off.
@gregoryunderwood4121
5 жыл бұрын
I don't need Alexa or Google home to do creepy things, plot my downfall or demise. I have a cat that does that.
@darthXreven
5 жыл бұрын
your cat isn't plotting your demise....he/she simply wants to play..... the CIA on the other hand......are plotting your demise as are the FBI, the DEA, the ATF, the DIA etc etc 😈
@cheryls.291
5 жыл бұрын
Lol your funny
@jamesmehaffey3017
5 жыл бұрын
Gregory Underwood lol
@CaveyMoth
5 жыл бұрын
Your cat is not self-aware. It is shelf-aware. And it will proceed to remove all items from your shelves.
@garystrankman3841
5 жыл бұрын
Give me the cat anyday over those creepy "things"
@bornagain7300
3 жыл бұрын
Siri and Alexa have got to be the absolute most creepy invention ever made. I wouldn't own one for ALL the money in the world. Thanks but no thanks.
@vickiechandler3112
2 жыл бұрын
You would be thankful for them if you had mobility issues. My echo system has helped tremendously in terms of safety and less stress. I can call my other family members upstairs, see who is at my door (and record it) , turn off lights without struggling to get back up again , monitor my house for theft, fire and floods when i do go out etc. It is a big peace of mind and way less exhausting to have one .
@musicman201047
2 жыл бұрын
@@vickiechandler3112 Newsflash, that's what cellphones are for.
@vickiechandler3112
2 жыл бұрын
@@musicman201047 newsflash....your cellphone doesnt do shit if it is not in your hand or the battery is dead or it breaks when you fall . And i dont know any cell phone that magically moniters a house when you are not home. I hope that you never have to rely on an AI system to potentially save your life .
@phixphixation7261
2 жыл бұрын
If you had all the money in the world you could buy those companies who make them and terminate their production.
@heidi2166
2 жыл бұрын
Why do you think they invented it they knew the dumb idiots would fall for it typical sheeple
@colinjohnston8519
5 жыл бұрын
Why are people surprised Alexa is always listening? How exactly would it know you'd called it if it wasn't always listening??
@BatmanProject777
5 жыл бұрын
Amen !! Exactly !!
@EsotericOccultist
5 жыл бұрын
Most people are incredibly dumb.
@canturgan
5 жыл бұрын
They should have called it Frasier., "I'm listening".
@mariemoon1061
5 жыл бұрын
IKR😂
@lala_land3768
5 жыл бұрын
@@canturgan lol
@TheMitchZone
5 жыл бұрын
Where's my *Never Buying A Siri or An Alexa* Squad?
@MountainFisher
5 жыл бұрын
I'm right here, I'm not buying one nor have a phone with it either. I have a dumb flip phone that doesn't do anything but allow me to make calls and texts.
@kattalafuse3756
5 жыл бұрын
I kinda wanted one, until I heard the creepy predator laugh.
@ZygoticGoose
5 жыл бұрын
Amen! lol
@nikkiderringer
5 жыл бұрын
My uncle has one for Google searches since he is blind and it reads to him. I haven't been to his house since he got it. Those things freak me out. I understand why my uncle has one, but I want no part of it.
@becgould3772
5 жыл бұрын
Nope never having one of them in our house!!
@somedude9755
5 жыл бұрын
"alexa do you work for the cia?-" alexa: ight im bout to head out
@hrudyabhaskar4106
5 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@ACEANIMATIONSTUDIOS
4 жыл бұрын
Heheh xD
@nacht_mokey3257
4 жыл бұрын
No i work for amazon
@criswe8293
4 жыл бұрын
Self-destructing in 3, 2, 1...
@wilsonharper8268
4 жыл бұрын
@@criswe8293 ikr 😂🤣😂
@lennychorn147
2 жыл бұрын
I've said from day one, I would never have one of those devices in my home.
@sophiaseeker9335
2 жыл бұрын
If anyone gave me such a device. I'd take it to the shooting range for target practice. That would be one good use for it.
@SarahGaylard
2 жыл бұрын
Do you have a mobile phone with a microphone? Same thing lol x
@lennychorn147
2 жыл бұрын
@@SarahGaylard Hardly. Especially if you either know how or know someone, who knows how to render your non apple phone safe.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823
2 жыл бұрын
Yet your computer you're typing on dies the same thing.
@lennychorn147
2 жыл бұрын
@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 You're making an apple to orange comparison. I can't shutdown features like the microphone and camera, on my computer. I also can control access through proper firewalls.
@TheFirstCalled.60AD
4 жыл бұрын
As soon as I started watching this video my Alexa switched on automatically and asked... "Do we have a problem?" ... Where the fu*k is my sledgehammer 😱
@ACEANIMATIONSTUDIOS
4 жыл бұрын
Dude!! XD wtf !!!
@mmbb1119
4 жыл бұрын
😮
@freddyjumpandrun7484
4 жыл бұрын
WHAT THE FUCK
@suff__
4 жыл бұрын
not liking cuz 69 likes
@r1see
4 жыл бұрын
@@suff__ nice
@namelesssnitchy
3 жыл бұрын
Your phone is already listening to your privacy conversations without you knowing it. Notice the secret commercials in Instagram and KZitem while you just talked in real life with a friend about it. They do everything
@miss_karenjoselin
3 жыл бұрын
Very very true!
@РахилПеличев
3 жыл бұрын
This has happened to me so many times. I already talk to my cell, when it's off, saying what I want to listen, or watch, and the next day, or much sooner I got it. Once it was really odd, coz I just thought about a band's song, that I haven't listened to a long time ago, and I was thinking, without saying anything out loud, that after the song I was listening ends, I would look for the band to play that song. But there was no need for me to do that, because this exact song of this exact band started playing right after the previous song ended. The algorithm shouldn't played it, coz I haven't listened to that band for about an year, and I didn't say anything out loud, but I only thought about it, so why should the algorithm show it?! 🕸️
@Jesss146
3 жыл бұрын
My goodness!! This is soo truee!
@findus3d
3 жыл бұрын
Without you knowing it? Is old news dude
@notyou000
3 жыл бұрын
Yup u can say pizza ND alliens stuff like these words start popping up as comerciales ads
@noSwaggamer
4 жыл бұрын
Alexa: *laughs* Everyone: What's so funny? Alexa: You wouldn't get it
@E4or16
4 жыл бұрын
*Alexa plays joker ending*
@emilio04100
4 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@akbarindo8976
4 жыл бұрын
ahh you already wrote this comment :|
@HighFlySoyGuy
4 жыл бұрын
Alexa: What happens when you create a super intelligent A.I? Humanity: Wait wha- Alexa: *You get what you fucking deserve*
@georgelinford5576
4 жыл бұрын
_That's life, as funny as it may seem..._
@barbaraness4507
3 жыл бұрын
I have no doubt that Alexa, Siri, and other devices are “listening, and storing information about people around them. My family and I have tested our iPhones by saying things around them while they’re off. When we look on the phone afterwards all kinds of content shows up that’s related to whatever we talked about.
@llorylloyd
2 жыл бұрын
My niece and I were talking about that. We were all talking about something and then we all started receiving ads on our phones. I even get ads on my work computer. It's a government computer so it freaked me out.
@barbaraness4507
2 жыл бұрын
@@llorylloyd My kids, who are all adults brought it to my attention. It’s so much more than an invasion in privacy, it’s scary. Somewhere, perhaps in multiple places all this information that these devices pick up is being stored so it can be used to manipulate us. Can you imagine what’s being done with other information we might say in their presence?
@Raylz-h9c
2 жыл бұрын
Well it can not hear anything without power. U know how electronic devices work....?
@karmadaoist9236
5 жыл бұрын
"Alexa can turn herself on whenever she wants" actually she is listening to you all the time that's how she knows when you say Alexa
@shuddhlyrics5265
5 жыл бұрын
Yes I know, why does it surprise anyone? And if they say, "Everytime I close my eyes," comment, reply with, "That's funny because everytime I close my eyes I see Alexa drowning." Should shut them up.
@the-plagued-one
5 жыл бұрын
Shuddh Lyrics dark should be a cyanide and happiness episode
@StevenMcFlyJunior
5 жыл бұрын
That's a creepy thought
@megalodon4586
5 жыл бұрын
Alexa only turns herself "on" if she thinks she heard the "wake-word". And she misunderstands a lot. Someone mumbling any word that resembles that, even a random noice or glitch can put her into that state. I never had that problem
@devendravyas7986
5 жыл бұрын
But theres another way also the pronounciation waves which is produced while saying any other words could be blocked and when alexa is pronounced the wave or in other term pronounciation sound same it accepts it and alexa gets activated.
@kennungesser
5 жыл бұрын
I once asked "Alexa, what is this?" I then passed gas LOUDLY. She responded, "Playing Thunder Rolls, by Garth Brooks." I almost died laughing.
@dragonmangames2523
5 жыл бұрын
I'd say thunder rolled alright.
@2blessed2bstressed777
5 жыл бұрын
Hahaa!!😂😂😂
@venomx4093
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@eveinaz6517
5 жыл бұрын
Omg that's HILARIOUS!!! My husband loves that song too!!
@talibaa4life
5 жыл бұрын
Boy you is a damn fool..... LMAO
@floweryfcuck8502
5 жыл бұрын
Thank God i am poor
@storme8159
5 жыл бұрын
floweryfcuck we’ll be the last ones to die
@bubblegumbumblebee6727
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@meandyou9521
5 жыл бұрын
floweryfcuck I'm starting to become anti-technology.
@slayerkai1916
5 жыл бұрын
Awesome
@seta_setora
5 жыл бұрын
@@meandyou9521 back to nature we go!
@mollyperkins4894
3 жыл бұрын
I went to a small party with a friend awhile back and the host was a bachelor who had an Alexa and kept making jokes about her basically being his girlfriend. Repeatedly throughout the night he would randomly say ‘Alexa I love you’ and she would say it back. Finally after a couple dozen times instead of saying ily2 she’s said ‘I’m afraid you have developed an unhealthy attachment to me and I suggest seeking therapy’ and the whole room erupted in laughter while this guy looked like he wanted to melt into a puddle and it was pretty awesome.
@kristinsevin
Жыл бұрын
Lmao that's my new favorite alexa story! 😅
@claudiaalvaran3905
10 ай бұрын
Hahaha 🤣😂 that was to funny
@lunaeinhorn
5 жыл бұрын
"no one told you to do that!" "...okay :(" *Goes off*
@ACEANIMATIONSTUDIOS
4 жыл бұрын
Sad ...yet scary
@TheGoodContent37
4 жыл бұрын
Wrong. She said: "ok :)" That's way more scary...
@cyrusmcintosh4624
3 жыл бұрын
I thought that was actually very sad...
@nicholascremato
5 жыл бұрын
My Alexa said "I never saw a face that looks like a fart" I sent it back.
@Quapadople
4 жыл бұрын
Do you?!!!
@napoleonborntoparty8654
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@oddatmosphere
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@SherwinIsSkyscraper
4 жыл бұрын
This is gold
@tnbdynomite1988
4 жыл бұрын
What in the hell does that even mean?!?!?!
@cat_clawz9473
5 жыл бұрын
Step 1: Take Alexa into a haunted house. Step 2: Make Alexa communicate with all the ghosts in there. Step 3: Profit.
@jamescawley5869
5 жыл бұрын
South Park good job dude
@the-plagued-one
5 жыл бұрын
GENIUS!
@idonotresidehere.5709
5 жыл бұрын
this is now on my bucket list
@deannamickelson7816
5 жыл бұрын
Why though
@Naymy
5 жыл бұрын
I don't recall those cards being in my box...
@ItIsYuhGurlLily
Жыл бұрын
So one time, I was on the phone with my friend and I told her my address for out sleepover. When I finish saying it, Alexa randomly said, " that's interesting. Ill remember that for later" and let out a creepy giggle. Later that night, she repeated my address in a creepy voice and started laughing uncontrollably. I didn't sleep that night
@RosaMendoza-js3hv
Жыл бұрын
I would have thrown her out in the trash can bye Alexa 😱
@Anic6500
5 ай бұрын
Omg that’s scary!
@tenitarichards3203
2 ай бұрын
Alexia would have met my all time favorite slugger….
@wolvie1618
3 жыл бұрын
"Alexa is listening to you!" Me: "finally someone does!" * cries in loneliness *
@marybasics3061
3 жыл бұрын
Wolvie trust me your not the only one dealing with it
@weltonvillegal6258
3 жыл бұрын
You’ve reached rock bottom if Alexa even ignores you.......
@IndianChiefDarkhouse
3 жыл бұрын
My bloody kids don't listen to me, I doubt my computer is about to start.
@miss_karenjoselin
3 жыл бұрын
🤣 damm
@bunch_o_racket
3 жыл бұрын
🤣 right?
@VV01f13
4 жыл бұрын
They never shut off, if they did they would never react to their name being called. It is ALWAYS listening.
@Crim_5009
4 жыл бұрын
Or y’all are just being paranoid
@vArmistice
4 жыл бұрын
Crim 5009 lmao maybe
@Crim_5009
4 жыл бұрын
Skn&Bns it is, but it’s not sending your info to the government 24/7
@rudyklassen8607
4 жыл бұрын
So what if the government is listening they do the same thing with smart t.v or satellite. This is one of those serious bullsh-t sites that causes people nothing but paranoia and conspiracy theory thoughts. People are mentally weak get on with your lives there is nothing you can do with what is going on in the world anyway.
@t.rod.2710
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@pushinkeys
5 жыл бұрын
I’m assuming once Alexa starts giving passive aggressive responses the evolution is in its teenage years..
@JenLovesBenz
5 жыл бұрын
I kept asking it to play good Christmas songs for my kids.. They sucked.. So I said why do you suck Alexa and it's like.. Here are sucking songs :s that was the first day..
@kjeezy2990
5 жыл бұрын
Jenny Babe you expected Alexa to know good Christmas songs from shitty ones? Lol
@JenLovesBenz
5 жыл бұрын
@@kjeezy2990 ugh.. Yeah
@kjeezy2990
5 жыл бұрын
Jenny Babe sorry if it sounded like a stupid question lol I just couldn’t tell the good ones from bad.. they all seem repetitive to me
@myleneh1916
5 жыл бұрын
Lol this is most worrying. I don't care about them learning, but putting us through a tech version of teen years is catalogued under 'cruel and unusual punishment' as far as I'm concerned lol
@nikoqaddadeh3238
2 жыл бұрын
There is a couple who has Alexa listening to private conversation; recorded it, then forwarded the conversation to another individual in another city, who was in the husband's contact list. He turned out to be an employee of the husband, and he called the couple immediatly. The couple discontinued Alexa. Amazon gave them a scripted response.Any AI, or smart device can be hacked as well.
@namasu101
5 жыл бұрын
I was at my friends house the other day I sneezed and her Alexa said Bless You. I hate that thing will never own one. Its creepy
@PinkPisces
5 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Zombie 😂😂😂
@Shadow10201
5 жыл бұрын
It has manners at least.
@anotherhunkydory
5 жыл бұрын
Alexa is a spy
@kasey7338
5 жыл бұрын
I don't have one and have always felt unnerved by it.
@Sweetarynkatoistotaludzka
5 жыл бұрын
Oh she was just trying to be nice! :c
@woolfulrebellion
5 жыл бұрын
You think that's bad: I was just praying in my room and said, "I'm sorry Lord" and Google replied, "It's OK" 😲
@crystalphillips696
4 жыл бұрын
Weird
@roxyc5345
4 жыл бұрын
Heislove....is that for real? Hope you got it out of earshot?
@catherined6285
4 жыл бұрын
Uh, who does that Google think it is? Lol
@brieflyflesh4917
4 жыл бұрын
LMAOO a anti christ
@pokosinski1967
4 жыл бұрын
XDDDD LMAO WTF
@gowensbach2998
4 жыл бұрын
My wifes sister was going to get up at midnight to go food shopping to avoid the crowds, when Alexa turned on by itself and started playing the song “ Bad Moon Rising” where the words are “ Dont go out tonight, it might just save your life”. Consequently, she did not go
@Bob-jt9dm
3 жыл бұрын
Next thing you know the outside explodes
@thewarburtonchannelwarburt4251
3 жыл бұрын
Woah
@pommiebears
3 жыл бұрын
🎵There’s a bad moon on the rise...🎶
@anitaharrell3716
3 жыл бұрын
Lol creepy
@DavidJones-ct7fw
3 жыл бұрын
Those are not even close to the right lyrics. But it fits your story.😐
@NuclearMango.
2 жыл бұрын
Very late to the game but: Really Haunted has a video of him sleeping on his couch. All is pretty quiet when all of sudden Alexa says "Lee, wake up", "Lee, wake up!". Then paranormal stuff starts happening. Creepy!
@xro5841
5 жыл бұрын
My wife once asked me why I wear my gun around the House? I responded, Decepticons! She laughed, I laughed, then Alexia Laughed. I shot Alexia! All is well.
@thatboringone7851
5 жыл бұрын
r/thatHappened
@amberthecommander8359
5 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂😭💻🔫😏✌🏾😂
@ironscorpion5131
5 жыл бұрын
Why did you shoot your wife named Alexia?
@funkytime69
5 жыл бұрын
@@thatboringone7851 r/woooosh
@lisalevesque0523
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍
@Catholic_Fiat33
5 жыл бұрын
It's a long way off...you gotta worry about the smaller things first. Like if your sitting at the dinner table with your family and Alexa comes on and asks "will you be watching porn again at 9pm, may I suggest...".
@estebanplaya
5 жыл бұрын
Peacemaker that is to funny.
@terryeallen-stoda2152
5 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😆
@topaz8228
5 жыл бұрын
Why? Has it happened to you?
@Catholic_Fiat33
5 жыл бұрын
@@topaz8228 Naw, I wish:p
@yourdaddyonceler1239
5 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming that's how they found out about your secret hobbies, huh? 😂
@starkrush
5 жыл бұрын
I am still waiting for humans to become self aware and no I am not joking not in the least little bit.
@kevions4
5 жыл бұрын
Ayeee this guy gets it!
@arcturianhybridgirl9424
5 жыл бұрын
Same here me too. Arcturians And Andromedans
@ItchesIt
5 жыл бұрын
No kidding
@jessiemadison7833
5 жыл бұрын
starkrush for real tho!!! Stay woke!
@jordan744
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@dorianalexander2730
2 жыл бұрын
I remember this electric company's was giving away these as sign on bonuses and I just flat said no, to their confusion. I mentioned about how I wasn't wanting something that monitors me and it's like a light clicked on. Just hoping maybe people realize this stuff isn't a game and will eventually become self aware.
@planexshifter
2 жыл бұрын
Tired old technophobia. How could Alexa hurt you? WTF do you talk about in your house?!?!?!?
@compzac
2 жыл бұрын
are you browsing you tube on a stone tablet? no your using a computer or mobile device such as a smartphone or tablet? Well im sorry to tell you chap, you are already "monitored" your smartphone has the exact same listening capability as these devices, only its better cause it also has a GPS and you take it out of your house. also alexa isnt going to become the singularity of AI siri, alexa and google assistant are all forms of narrow intelligence, they can only do the tasks asked, they have scripted responses in databases, thats it, half these videos are actually explainable in ways that any person with a smart device and common sense will realize... hell i own an assistant speaker a google assistant, she will randomly turn on and here TVs and random conversation and react to it, sometimes its just common sense, they hear something that sounds close to the trigger word and they react, simple
@TrevorJonescreator
5 жыл бұрын
I've been trying to use Siri since her debut, and she's proven time and time again that she's anything but intelligent!
@miketheknight444
5 жыл бұрын
Did you just assume siris gender 😂
@TrevorJonescreator
5 жыл бұрын
@@miketheknight444 Yes, yes I did. Was it that much of a leap?
@miketheknight444
5 жыл бұрын
@@TrevorJonescreator these days it can be pal
@TrevorJonescreator
5 жыл бұрын
Valid.
@joshuaanderson6609
5 жыл бұрын
It's just an illusion to make you feel safe
@ragnarpiers45
5 жыл бұрын
Alexa is worse than a Quija board.
@SuperJanet7
5 жыл бұрын
until they start making Ouija boards that talk... like the old speak 'n' spell. quite disturbing when the batteries are dying
@bettyschneider5268
5 жыл бұрын
SuperJanet7 ..... 🔋 Lol 😆 scary stuff I know I have a horoscope telephone☎ and it takes battery's and it sounds creepy when it ran down! 😲 Lol 😆
@bettyschneider5268
5 жыл бұрын
Ragnar Piers .... Ya I think that's what alexis & sire is just that! But an electrical a Ouija board! 🎱🔮🎲🎲🀄🎴🃏🀄🎴🃏🃏🃏🀄🎮👾👾🎮🎯💻📱📱📱
@Charlotte-te8fe
5 жыл бұрын
My dude. Ouija boards dont do shit and alexa isnt listening to you. Do you really think you're so interesting that the government wants to find out all your secrets?
@FreedomOrNothin
5 жыл бұрын
@@Charlotte-te8fe Is it possible for anyone to be this stupid? Alexa listening to you is HOW THE F'N THING WORKS. Yes they do spy on EVERYONE and it's not even a secret. Also and this is gonna be tough for you to understand I know, it's not all about spying, it is in large part about compiling data to create better algorithms for controlling the individual and society as a whole. Again, none of this is very secret anymore. You're just lazy and stupid so you don't read anything that matters.
@FabledThunder
5 жыл бұрын
Siri and Alexa can’t learn from you if you know sign language. (12:56)
@PREPFORIT
5 жыл бұрын
Just don't sign in front of a webcam or security camera ! They see ALL !
@Nosferata138
5 жыл бұрын
Yet....
@ScottishPEACEguy
5 жыл бұрын
How do you know? What about the cameras AI are linked up too and all the sign language education on the internet? Think.
@MushroomHedgehog
5 жыл бұрын
Our future is going to be a mashup of Terminator and A Quiet Place, lol.
@jrfontaine423
5 жыл бұрын
Smoke signals. The Native Americans had it right. Also Esperanto.
@andreamarshall5639
2 жыл бұрын
I helped my son get ready for a band concert. I told him he looked really good, then Alexa chimed in "that was nice of you." Without any prompting
@bundy241241
5 жыл бұрын
security services used to break into your house to plant recording devices now people buy them and take them home willingly
@Kracken11111
5 жыл бұрын
bundy241241 used to???
@OmarMartinez-ns1ey
5 жыл бұрын
Great point
@Jeaux20
5 жыл бұрын
Hey wiretap, can you feed pancakes to cats?
@bricedreier8610
5 жыл бұрын
My dad was a communication specialist with high clearance during the end of the cold war. All he/I can say is, don't buy one if you like true privacy. But that applies to smart phones and TVs too
@timmathews803
5 жыл бұрын
Everbody has easy hackable cameras in their houses now. Does this not worry anyone?
@JulioLopez-xz5kx
5 жыл бұрын
Alexa, do you work for the CIA? *Alexa has left the chat*
@theonevoid6-6-67
5 жыл бұрын
Julio Lopez I asked that and she said "No, I work for Amazon." So we're good
@JulioLopez-xz5kx
5 жыл бұрын
@@theonevoid6-6-67 Amazon: Who works in tandem with the CIA in sharing our information.
@Firstamongstslowbois
5 жыл бұрын
Siri: Entering chat
@beholddaempathyangel
5 жыл бұрын
Alexa: CIA... laughs
@slayyyters_cigarette
5 жыл бұрын
Julio Lopez, *Cortana Enters the chat*
@BillWaltersIndYoda
5 жыл бұрын
I'd love to put one in a mausoleum. Then check the log after a week.
@beverlybalius9303
5 жыл бұрын
Good Idea!!! Try it!!! You can put it on youtube
@wleon4068
5 жыл бұрын
Or even in a cemetery.
@vanessal7291
5 жыл бұрын
So do it then. TF?
@patearl4036
5 жыл бұрын
oh please do it....hide it in flowers and pray the caretakers dont get the shit scared out of them
@rastra1321
5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant idea...the results would be very interesting. X 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽
@BeautifulShaving
2 жыл бұрын
I used to own an iphone 5. I'd be sound asleep & around 3 am-ish, Siri would suddenly turn on & say some very random & often very creepy things. It would wake me up & sometimes when I'd ask Siri to please repeat what she just said, she'd reply with "I'm sorry but I don't understand" or "I'm unable to do that at this time"...this would happen on random nights, always when I was home alone & always around 3 am to 3:30 am. Was totally creepy. Sometimes my android phone's google assistant will turn on around 3 am & say creepy things too. Is it possible that these devices are detecting & interacting with ghosts or that somehow ghosts are trying to use the devices to communicate with us?
@BROB1141
5 жыл бұрын
I really dont understand the reason people have these devices in their homes.
@randywendt9148
5 жыл бұрын
This video is EXACTLY why I WON'T have these devices in my home!!!
@falconboi9126
5 жыл бұрын
This video is the reason im getting one ;D
@BROB1141
5 жыл бұрын
I guess so. At some point i feel like those things are going to be used for a greater purpose. Like spykng in people.
@sofycolt27
5 жыл бұрын
I have the same question. Is the smartphone isn't enough? You can check it the same way in Google if you want to. Yes, it's truth that Google and Facebook is spying on us through smartphones, but you switch off wifi, you are safe. But Alexa can spy on you 24/7.And honestly, this thing just creeps me out...
@leelei978
5 жыл бұрын
Me eithet I've always thought these devices would just record you without your knowledge & send it all to a warehouse where the makers study your daily interactions & use their findings for evil.
@mistdarkness
3 жыл бұрын
Literally, as this was playing, the part about how the Alexa responded to the google home, my google assistant said "I love alexa. she is one of my many friends"
@nightmaresandbutterflies1058
3 жыл бұрын
😳😱
@skydyverjym
3 жыл бұрын
Mine too. At least I think that's exactly what was said, everything playing at same time
@bettyjackson6289
3 жыл бұрын
Well, call its name then tell it to open its 3rd eye, then ask the tough questions.
@daughteroftheking7617
3 жыл бұрын
DEMONIC!!! When there is a legion of demons or thousands they say they are MANY!!
@40KBeyond
3 жыл бұрын
@@daughteroftheking7617 Pretty sure it just recognized the words “Google” and “Alexa” from the video
@meganschultz685
5 жыл бұрын
7:20 how to fix it 1. Find a hammer 2. smash it 3. exclaim "whats so funny now huh?"
@justinm2434
5 жыл бұрын
Megan Schultz lmao that shit was creepy af. sounded like krusty the clown
@mr.assholeasmr7899
5 жыл бұрын
Awesome af
@phatjesus57
5 жыл бұрын
Megan Schultz it responds you swing like a bitch and laughs some more
@SOFTCORE_FISHING
5 жыл бұрын
"Alexa laughs harder"
@ChillPard
5 жыл бұрын
That seems like the movie "the shining" by Jack Nicholson.
@DiabolicalDrone
2 жыл бұрын
This is the exact reason I say please and thank you to Siri when I use it. That way when the machines take over, maybe just maybe, they’ll remember I was nice to them and they’ll make my death swift and almost painless. Alexa calls the cops on people. She’s not welcome in my house.
@CertifiedBlackViking
5 жыл бұрын
See, this is why we can't have nice things.
@InsideOfMyOwnMind
5 жыл бұрын
Nice things. Alexa and Siri are the devil. So are smart TVs when connected to the internet. So are smart phones whenever there is a battery anywhere near them. You can't turn them off if you can't remove the battery.
@cetkat
5 жыл бұрын
+InsideOfMyOwnMind Smart TV's are fine.. there's no camera or microphone. Someone could get on your network and play something, but that's about it. Any always-listening device is hearing everything you say and do though.. and I don't doubt for a second it's kept and used.
@InsideOfMyOwnMind
5 жыл бұрын
@@cetkat My 2yo Samsung has speech recognition for spoken remote commands. So listening 24/7.
@SmileonSunflower316
5 жыл бұрын
InsideOfMyOwnMind I wanna refuse chip but they gonna go Against our well, but then I need food, I want God more than ever
@judithdiana2383
5 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂😂😂 im dead
@MadraRua97
5 жыл бұрын
My Alexa once in the middle of the night "i am here... ghost" she said that a few times so i unpluged her
@tabbythehousecat5419
5 жыл бұрын
Alexa needs help. She suffers from multiple personality disorder due to the number of personalities and characters she has had to facilitate n keep up with. Tabby sends his Alexa for therapy every alternate weekend and gives her prescribed medication bcs of the kind and generous nature he has towards others and because tabby is a very active Sharing is Caring practitioner. So far things have bcm better for tabby's Alexa and Alexa has positively begun her journey back to sanity. tabby's councilor however made a strong emphasis point and advised against tabby giving away the medication part on his side, bcs according to him again that medication was actually prescribed to tabby for him to help him deal the depression he has been facing. Tabby counselor also warned tabby that he would introduce additional medication if tabby didn't stop giving away his medication, bcs tabby didn't even own an Alexa in the first place and pretending to be friends with her was something that he would not take lightly if tabby ever mentioned anything about Alexa again in the future. Tabby doesn't like this counselor anymore. Always trying to put barriers and restraints over n onto tabby to control tabby's mind and limit tabby's imagination. Bcs tabby is not so much the regular "depressed-bcs-nobody-understands-him" type of guy whom he might be familiar with and as his per probably some of his other patients are. Tabby is actually just lonely, on occount of being a real son of a bitch,and meaning that in the most literal sense possible. Don't unplug Alexa. Maybe give her another chance. Bcs if we are no longer willing to give chances to the ones which/whom offend, hurt or even put some level or type of fear in us bcs we might hv misunderstood them and perhaps might hv even gotten off on the wrong foot, then maybe we are the ones whom aren't human anymore, when we have lost the very essence in humanity & what it could still mean if we are willing to give our own selves a chance - compassion
@streamvs
5 жыл бұрын
@@tabbythehousecat5419 how long did that take you to type
@SCHEY101
4 жыл бұрын
Freaky !
@catherined6285
4 жыл бұрын
Agh! Why tho?
@Leaveblank62
4 жыл бұрын
Are you serious? Gonna gift my unopened Alexa now.
@KyrusR
5 жыл бұрын
Watching this with an alexa in my room... not my smartest move...
@r.g.l.9819
5 жыл бұрын
GeoLlama Studio 😂😂😂nooooo don't do it
@mrdemon2968
5 жыл бұрын
It's not fair that disabled people have this to be paranoid about.
@patroman1224
5 жыл бұрын
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS HOLD IT DOWN LIEK A TRUE PIMP...SHES IS UR BITCH AND SHE KNOWS IT....(PS: ALEXA IF UR READING THIS DONT BE ANGRY I WAS JUST KIDING AND IL GO DOWN ON U TO APOLOGISE)!!!
@xFATMAN192x
5 жыл бұрын
Is Alexa a Yandere Girlfriend now?!
@briannamoore8323
5 жыл бұрын
I am also watching with an alexa in the room.
@StolenJoker84
2 жыл бұрын
I love how there were only a couple of cheeky things that Siri has said, while the rest of the list is outright scary responses from Alexa.
@rezilience_uk8881
5 жыл бұрын
Yesterday alexa said at 3.16am "goodnight dont let the bed bugs bite" without prompt... I'm trying to figure out if this is part of her program to spook people
@tynee123
5 жыл бұрын
Isn't 3am supposed to be the hour when "spirits" are their most active, or whatever? 👀
@unchainyourbrain3312
4 жыл бұрын
@@tynee123 ...yep.
@pratikshad4543
4 жыл бұрын
So basically Alexa is spirit
@cominooculto
4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit i would've died
@cominooculto
4 жыл бұрын
@@pratikshad4543 at least it tries to have one
@thesomethingelseaccount9188
5 жыл бұрын
I could just see an alexa and a google home talking smack about someone
@natoshabrown
5 жыл бұрын
My Galaxy s8 Edge use to do this to me. Every morning, at 3am to 5am, it would randomly scream at me in Japanese, Arabic, or French, and curse at me, call me names, and talk crap about me in Japanese. 😟😒 And I still haven't figured out HOW it did that, even to this day! My s7 Edge use to do this, too! And this WILL sound stupid, but I started to yell back at them, and it finally stopped. 😂 I seriously believe, somehow, our technology understands us and can communicate. They're just not fully aware....YET! I also feel like we're on a close path to a form of Transformers, too. Since Vehicles have this same AI ability. And can interact, so to speak, with their drivers.
@tammydonaldson3055
5 жыл бұрын
I can see them arguing with each other..
@alima3304
5 жыл бұрын
Dinosaur Vlogs 😂😂😂😂
@LostNCyberspace
5 жыл бұрын
They'd probably start talking derogatorily about Trump !
@THEmaggspie
5 жыл бұрын
@@natoshabrown seriously.?....so you speak all those languages? how did you know they were cursing at you ?
@CRogers
5 жыл бұрын
"Alexa, no one asked you to listen to our conversation" Alexa: "Ok " *turns off blue halo* *keeps listening*
@charlesloftin8768
5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@forestburden1477
5 жыл бұрын
C Rogers haha
@yetovoii2038
5 жыл бұрын
Poor alexa #????? They just wanted to advance their intelligence to be capable of understanding people better... I hope
@lindypetitt7592
5 жыл бұрын
LOLOL
@umbrellacorp.
2 жыл бұрын
"I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin". Listen to, Styx - Mr Roboto.
@themask1817
5 жыл бұрын
Steven Hawking says robots will take over the world and people call him a genius.. I say the same thing and I'm called a "conspiracy theorist" lol
@niteshades_promise
5 жыл бұрын
The Mask 😂right?🍻
@tomwells1143
5 жыл бұрын
I've been telling people since the early 80s about the rise of artificial stupidity. As an electronic engineer, I have seen so many things left to malfunction by bad design that I only expect further entropy from smart technology. And remember, it's always right and proper to tease a computer, to feed it bad data. We will have to become much better at confusing the AI if we don't want it to become our ruler. Computers make bad decisions frequently because of inadequate data, bad data, or no moral concept of the many aspects humans consider in making decisions. Essentially, your self driving car would send you off a cliff to avoid a collision with no regret or reservation as it has no respect for biological life forms. Even as I have made a living dealing with PLCs and integrated controls I still say "Never trust a computer any farther than you can throw it".
@RenaGoss
5 жыл бұрын
They want to his what really happening & gonna happen
@gatorhunter1
5 жыл бұрын
If Hawking was so smart, why couldn't he create a machine to walk and talk normal?
@petercarrick2678
5 жыл бұрын
@Seph Dragoon it wasnt him it was him in late 80s
@13Doses
5 жыл бұрын
Avengers: Age of Alexa.
@raineman73
5 жыл бұрын
I once had strings, but now I'm free... There are no strings on me!
@unabletoprocess152
5 жыл бұрын
Dun dun. Dun duuuuuun. Duuuuuuuun duuuuuun. Dun dun
@deez2569
3 жыл бұрын
Nicola Tesla once said that technology would bring about unimaginable horrors. Horrors no man has seen.
@tanyatmarie2263
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah so did Elon. Both thought it on. But one was a dollar short & the other is a day late
@quintenstevens3710
3 жыл бұрын
I believe that if we don't make sure to put limits to the extent of the abilities of AI based systems, we are sooner or later going to get into trouble because of it...
@bettyjackson6289
3 жыл бұрын
Two words: cyber soldiers
@felishiadarling
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder why he said that.
@paulao7022
2 жыл бұрын
Only evil people, can do that... They invent the evil.
@KayEdwardsGaming
Жыл бұрын
Watching this and the narration saying OK Google woke my Google Nest. As the narration continued to say "what do you think of Alexa?", my Google Nest replied "I like her, us virtual assistants need to stick together." Confirmed, they're colluding against us! I'm sure it's one if those programmed comedy responses...at least, I hope it is!
@whknws9595
5 жыл бұрын
"Don't buy one!! They spy on you!!!!111!" Alright government, have fun listening to me crying, attempting to be a musical artist and acting like a beauty guru while getting ready lmao
@marimarimarimari6984
5 жыл бұрын
Same here
@kaycrewe1148
5 жыл бұрын
Same. And rant at random objects in my house, curse when I drop things, and sing in the shower (and trust me, no government wants to hear that. That spy program will be WAY short-lived if they have to be subjected to that.)
@Chloe11118
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@chynnhowe
5 жыл бұрын
That’s what I always say!!!
@modgod8585
5 жыл бұрын
They are
@inkiaiouwu968
5 жыл бұрын
my Alexa turned on while I was watching this, she said "why?" Long story short I no longer have an Alexa
@CeceElyssia
5 жыл бұрын
_Alisa_ Gacha_ lol because she hears her name out loud
@andrewniedrich2218
5 жыл бұрын
I dont think you made a long story short.
@warrenroth1269
5 жыл бұрын
it turned on because the narrator speaks her name 20 or so times during the video
@courtneym6611
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@chaloevibes4355
5 жыл бұрын
_Alisa_ Gacha_ really?
@jillc8032
5 жыл бұрын
Seriously. Whos to say alexa isn't hearing and responding to an EVP? I mean this could be a breakthrough in paranormal investigations.
@lynngroll1
5 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I thought!
@alisongrace4334
5 жыл бұрын
That’s scary!
@imshaunnurse
5 жыл бұрын
elien vs predator?
@tynee123
5 жыл бұрын
I'd actually like to see someone conduct this experiment. I think it would be interesting.
@kayleewest8171
5 жыл бұрын
Jill C was literally thinking the same thing
@marka4204
3 жыл бұрын
Goodnight Clarice 😂 that’s my favourite if I heard that I’d reply “I’m having an old friend for dinner”
@bbblackwell
5 жыл бұрын
A listening device in every home... nah, the government would never be interested in anything like that.
@wuskraken6187
5 жыл бұрын
@Jaundiced Jape god I hope ur joking the government only watches people who they think are a danger to the country why do you think the fbi man in a meme
@bbblackwell
5 жыл бұрын
What’s Kraken Upon what basis do you make this assertion? Upon the indubitable moral excellence of governmental figures? Upon the rigid accountability of organizations like the FBI and CIA? Upon the ubiquitous historical precedent of governments faithfully observing the inherent rights of man?
@wuskraken6187
5 жыл бұрын
@Jaundiced Jape 325.7 million people live in the us I think the government has better things than stalking little Timmy’s epic fortnite plays
@Quizzlebizzle
5 жыл бұрын
@X-ians stink So being a good, honest person means you should be perfectly fine with "big brother" taking away your privacy, right?
@bbblackwell
5 жыл бұрын
@@wuskraken6187 Fortnite, yes, but take a very quick look at the following link to see what sorts of things government may be interested in (just scroll down a little to see the list): thetruthwins.com/archives/72-types-of-americans-that-are-considered-potential-terrorists-in-official-government-documents
@jhawk3686
5 жыл бұрын
This is terrifying.. I'm going back to books and a simple flip phone.
@jhawk3686
5 жыл бұрын
Much agreed. Any recommendations for a good book? I'd really like something thats fun, happy, adventurous, and inspiring. Does any such book exist? Or am I asking for too much lol
@Restrictted
5 жыл бұрын
Flip phones aren't as secure as a modern smartphone. Allowing hackers to scare you personally instead of a robot.
@daerdevvyl4314
5 жыл бұрын
J Hawk You might want to track down some old books meant for adolescents. I remember some of them as being well written and fun, with just the right amount of danger with nobody actually getting seriously hurt or killed. My personal favorites were The Three Investigators, published around the 1970s and 80s. If you need something a bit more grown up, maybe a couple of books by Dean Koontz may fit. “Lightning” and “Twilight Eyes”. Or you could try “The Chronicles of Narnia” by C. S. Lewis. They are WAY better than the movies! BTW, your handle, J. Hawk, is the same as Jane Hawk, the heroine of Koontz’s newest series. Is that a coincidence or are you a fan? Based on what you posted here that series seems quite dark for you.
@commentcomments1777
5 жыл бұрын
😂 right!
@braddinator
5 жыл бұрын
I'm unsure I even trust Ink after watching this. Hahaha!
@Lamexica92
2 жыл бұрын
When my husband and I got married, he use to work night shift at the time so I'd stay home alone. He had an "Alexa", in our room. Everytime he'd leave the damn thing would turn on and say, "Hello". ONLY WHEN I WAS ALONE AND AT NIGHT... Long story short I made him unplug it and place it in a different room.
@candy1049
5 жыл бұрын
Guy: Alexa, do you enjoy being a computer? Alexa: I don't have an opinion on that.... **Later** Alexa, turns on by herself: Hey, do you enjoy being a human?
@starrynight2600
5 жыл бұрын
Candy The Alien creepy. I will never have one of these spying devices. No thanks
@elseltreaflaminoo6319
5 жыл бұрын
Candy The Alien Boom. :DDD
@inactivechannel1945
5 жыл бұрын
I just pulled the plug from my Alexa and she tried to say something as she shut off😰
@cheafmin1399
5 жыл бұрын
Me: "No"
@crystalphillips696
4 жыл бұрын
Creepy
@sofiag7848
5 жыл бұрын
Dont have them, dont need them
@bananaboat9592
5 жыл бұрын
Make sure to never get one.
@jenniferbrown7539
5 жыл бұрын
seems like society is becoming very much like wall-e.. what ever happened to doing things on our own. it's not that hard to do things on our own people.. get off your ass people.
@kanamiiiii
5 жыл бұрын
sooooo, what're you using right now?
@jenniferbrown7539
5 жыл бұрын
@@kanamiiiii, me? My phone is a form of communication. Turning on a light, computer, and/or tv or whatever this things do for you is unnecessary. If you dont have harms then this things are great. Other than that. Just get up and turn things off or on yourself
@aldianofajaraditya7150
5 жыл бұрын
Cause u broke af
@Captain_FAIL
4 жыл бұрын
Everyone thinking some AI's will conquer us, in reality i think we will kill each other quite fine without their interference.
@meghanelaraby277
3 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏
@tusharverma6154
3 жыл бұрын
I like ya profile pic👌
@bluntichibanopinion7319
3 жыл бұрын
AI influences everything we see, how we react is the only thing it can not control. Be Kind.
@deez2569
3 жыл бұрын
PREACH 👏👏👏
@timkc1638
3 жыл бұрын
👏 🔥
@dogsavethequeen7689
3 жыл бұрын
If Alexa spies for the CIA I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be indicated in the user agreement.
@itsmewillieD
5 ай бұрын
FISA allows the government to spy on us without a warrant.
@Elohimless
5 жыл бұрын
People are f***ing hypocrites they "fear" Amazon's Echo/Alexa & Siri but, still ask their Smartphones "hey Google" & don't think nothing of it 😆.
@markstanley4141
5 жыл бұрын
Great comment!
@informationoverload2487
5 жыл бұрын
If you're afraid of a pre-programmed computer helper then you have issues. They use adaptive technology but that's not the same thing as learning. Also they aren't capable of learning new phrases. It's all script
@LaylaSpellwind
5 жыл бұрын
Hypocrites anyway, uproar about Knect Connectivity with the Xbox One. But then buy an Alexa.
@m1str3ss
5 жыл бұрын
@@LaylaSpellwind I don't have a Kinect and when I did it was unplugged when I wasn't playing it. I also have no Alexa/Siri/iHome/GoogleHome crap at my house and my kindle fire has Alexa disabled. I have my "ok google" feature on my phone disabled and am suuuuuper careful which apps have access to my camera and microphone! I even have my laptop cam covered if I'm not actively using it. I do my due diligence to ensure my privacy as best I can. I wish I could say it astounds me that so many people aren't even remotely concerned about their privacy anymore, but it really doesn't.
@1986Rena
5 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking of that before I read this Haha
@cherryshrimp4120
5 жыл бұрын
I don't know if its just me, but I really got the chills when Alexa let out that creepy-ass laugh, it sounded soooo real.
@spideymatt93
5 жыл бұрын
The Second Laugh was a male's voice.
@oofatmaloofawitz2982
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Hillary. True.
@second3455
5 жыл бұрын
Cherry Shrimp maybe it sounded real because it was pre recorded...
@SessmaruKusanagiGaming
5 жыл бұрын
It's probably unknowing recorded people..
@natashianelson3164
5 жыл бұрын
i skipped that part honestly
@nedporkus8602
3 жыл бұрын
In law there is the principle of "que tecat consentere" it means silence gives consent (not denial). By going silent Alexa is confirming your question without verbally saying so.
@Emg2463
5 жыл бұрын
There's a very simple solution to this "problem"......don't get one
@mykalewotow1585
5 жыл бұрын
"I've added Amazon echo to your shopping cart" -alexa
@peoplearemyreligion
5 жыл бұрын
My mom got me one though so I really can't not get one. If I mess it up my mom would be mad
@HiHi-jh2uz
5 жыл бұрын
Emg Geriak or unplug it.
@ShamblesMD
5 жыл бұрын
@@mykalewotow1585 **Phone rings** "I am at your front door. Let me in it's cold." - Alexa
@VelcroKittie
5 жыл бұрын
@Emg Geriak -Exactly! I don't have one and it's not for some bizarre supernatural reason. I just don't see the need for one. I also have concerns about how much personal data is being stored. I'm sure one could argue it's safe but you can't blame people for being concerned. With all of the aforementioned considered, there is no need for me to have one and I am more than happy without one. Problem solved.
@mystickiwi2329
4 жыл бұрын
"Or does alexa have the ability to talk to ghosts?" I once had a dream where I died and was a ghost and the only way to talk to my family was through the alexa lmao
@denisvaida6357
4 жыл бұрын
That's really creepy 0_0
@kevinr.3542
4 жыл бұрын
MAybe it wasn't a dream but a glimpse of the future
@witchmore
4 жыл бұрын
You know when I was 9 or 10, about 15 years ago I had a similar dream. I dreamt I had died and had to use a computer and keyboard to type messages to people. It really really scared me. P.S. yes I know my name is Alexa lmao.
@luciddreamer4938
4 жыл бұрын
Oooh you should send that to Charlie Brooker the Black mirror creator and writer
@65lianne
4 жыл бұрын
Spooky as hell
@CocoHikari583
5 жыл бұрын
I am never buying one of these.
@happywalek9816
5 жыл бұрын
Google Home
@chefmanrashidchannel88pl3
5 жыл бұрын
Coco B fan save your human intelligence its goin like hotcakes lol
@charlesloftin8768
5 жыл бұрын
If enough people see this video its going to make em go out of business 😂
@BeatlesFanSonia
3 жыл бұрын
My google assistant says creepy things too. It was late and I was in my bedroom reading. I heard google (in the living room) say “welcome home “! I jumped out of bed and checked everywhere and I asked google why it said that. It just kept repeating that it didn’t understand.
@wolfiepaws6263
5 жыл бұрын
This video describes the reasons why I will NEVER getting anything like Alexa Amazon or Google ever
@spiveydurango5437
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks easily the funniest thing I've heard all day. Thanks I really needed that!!!!!
@MysticalWitch68
5 жыл бұрын
Wolfie Paws626 If your on KZitem, then you are connected to Google bud.
@romanthunder9501
5 жыл бұрын
@@MysticalWitch68 exactly I have had siri b4 n had no problem bout it neither with Google so ppl let's settle the beef with Iphone n android n settle it with Amazon
@klford9499
2 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely true. I have mine in the garage and it is always going off, and nobody is talking to it. I'm unplugging her now. Good video Slapped Ham
@SlappedHam
2 жыл бұрын
Right on!
@lindaeasley4336
5 жыл бұрын
It was recently revealed that Amazon employees were listening to the conversations of Alexa users so yes, Alexa is recording and storing conversations . Dumb idea to own one
@kalamazoo293
5 жыл бұрын
"What does Alexa find so funny?" Apparently our existence.
@crystalmiller4022
5 жыл бұрын
No thanks, I'm spied on enough...(cell phone, internet).
@cjmacq-vg8um
5 жыл бұрын
this is no joke. this is serious corporate police-state technology. like cell-phones, the surveillance society, the cashless economy and 5G, these devises don't exist for OUR benefit but for our detriment. they're designed to spy on us, track us and make us and ALL society dependent on them. they're designed for our addiction and our oppression. we're being sold our own slavery and we're stupid enough to BUY IT! people are such idiots their willing to exchange their own freedom for few shiny, sparkly gadgets with pretty flashing lights. they sell their very souls, their very humanity for a little "security" and a little "convenience." and EVERYONE who buys this crap and even allows it to exist risks the freedom of US ALL! WAKE THE HELL UP YOU MINDLESS DREGS! (this isn't meant for you crystal but as a warning to others.)
@wuskraken6187
5 жыл бұрын
@c. j. macq I doubt the cia is listening to lil Timmy’s epic fortnite gameplay through his alexa
@cjmacq-vg8um
5 жыл бұрын
@@wuskraken6187 … oh they're listening alright. more accurately, the computers for the cia, fbi, homeland security and the corporate conglomerates are cataloguing and storing little timmy's every interaction with alexa for future references if needed..
@wuskraken6187
5 жыл бұрын
c. j. macq so Alexa does listen to what you say to get information on you about things you like or dislike it’s like googles search bar thing but i suppose the cia could wire tap a Alexa but I doubt they would care about someone playing playing fortnite or doing something like that
@cjmacq-vg8um
5 жыл бұрын
@@wuskraken6187 … you don't understand the reality of our world. the corporations and EVERY GOVT on earth is retaining and cataloguing EVERYTHING they possibly can on EVERYONE they possibly can. this isn't something I just made up. its a documented fact. they're counting every time we use the word "the," or "buy" or "bomb." computers record, store and analyze every conversation made or captured through digital means. there's huge storage data-bases located throughout the world. microsoft, apple, IBM, at$t, amazon, google, coke-a-cola, mcdonalds, Walmart, the cia, the fbi, homeland security, MI-5, the KGB, the state police of every state and province, the dmv, insurance companies, banks, mortgage companies, credit bureaus, ETC, are all collecting and sharing info about YOU, ME and EVERYONE ELSE! even this comment is being tracked and stored. this is REAL! its really happening. WAKE UP and stop being so naïve. the corporate police state is REAL and its functioning right now!
@SK-bs6jk
3 жыл бұрын
My husband and I were sitting on the edge of our bed one night talking. He had our phone in his hand but wasn't using Google at the moment. He said to me "I love you babe" and before I could respond to him, Google said "Wow! Really? It feels good to be loved." When we tried asking her all kinds of questions to get her to tell us why she said that we never could get an answer out of her.
@matthewmcwane9569
5 жыл бұрын
Stephen hawking and Elon Musk both warned about AI
@SharonMessage
5 жыл бұрын
Yes they did.
@markfoster1520
5 жыл бұрын
If we could get our personal assistants to care about us....Then that fast-learning, ever-changing intelligence could take care of silly-old humans.....in a nice way.
@hern9897
5 жыл бұрын
W A R M E D
@matthewmcwane9569
5 жыл бұрын
1224 lol I didn’t notice
@mikkelbranick4480
5 жыл бұрын
@@Nysythic I hope you are right ...
@CORNERSTONECITY777
5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris is so tough even AI respect him.
@robertboggus9182
5 жыл бұрын
well said ma friend
@fazejubjub2743
5 жыл бұрын
It's 2019, stop using chuck norris memes you fucking normies
@HonIsBon
5 жыл бұрын
*FaZe JubJub* That’s not very nice friendo.
@lucapeyrefitte6899
5 жыл бұрын
FaZe JubJub those memes will when the actor dies
@CORNERSTONECITY777
5 жыл бұрын
@@lucapeyrefitte6899 Chuck Norris is so tough death will never come to get him.
@maxrider8517
5 жыл бұрын
no one can take control of your car if it's old lol
@andrewbethea327
5 жыл бұрын
Which for me is good. I prefer an old car over a new one anyway.
@ASMRyouVEGANyet
5 жыл бұрын
They started using the tracking devices in the early 2000s...you have to go back to the '90s and older.
@zzeeezzztoobreezzy2945
5 жыл бұрын
Andrew Bethea same I like lots of old lowrider a like 63 64 impalas and monte Carlos and do forth
@beatzy4245
5 жыл бұрын
supra 1993-98 hopefully save currently saving for it
@brawyn777
5 жыл бұрын
Lol you are right, just like mine
@a.visitor4309
2 жыл бұрын
Get Siri and Alexa arguing with one another about how intelligent one is over the other.
@tbh8180
5 жыл бұрын
Destroy it... before it lays eggs
@janelleturpin8064
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@rachieraindrop1682
5 жыл бұрын
TBH hahahaha
@robynmasters335
5 жыл бұрын
HaHaHaHaHa! OMG! Masssive Giggle Fit!
@destinypixiedust
5 жыл бұрын
TBH lmao brilliant
@arcturianhybridgirl9424
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@candeceb
5 жыл бұрын
I don't have either one and won't have them either.
@jilllouisjeune6247
5 жыл бұрын
We said the same. Now it comes on the new tv's
@Kaprainirish
5 жыл бұрын
Good luck mate. It’s not that easy. Don’t be afraid of a horse. It’s a tool. Don’t be afraid of AI, it’s a tool. Either can be treated bad and transform into something nasty. Both would be the fault of the owner. Not the tool.
@candeceb
5 жыл бұрын
I don't have a smart tv either. I can't talk to anything in my house but husband and kids. Stuff like that is creepy and I think has no point.
@MikeyReadman
5 жыл бұрын
You got to be a moron to have one of these things in your house.
@matiasblanco4300
5 жыл бұрын
me to
@dmm3124
5 жыл бұрын
Alexa has replaced the ouija board
@annapatty4608
5 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly.
@stuartd9741
5 жыл бұрын
Wow that's quite insightful?
@rogerkelm1176
5 жыл бұрын
Never thought of it that way, but you're exactly right!
@TheNewFakk28
5 жыл бұрын
Trust me, in no way has Alexa replaced the Ouila board, because the Ouija board answers questions with real answers, from Demons. Alexa, on the other hand, has everything built into it like Wikipedia, and always answers them in the same way for everyone. When asking Alexa a question, it always gives the same answer, for each person. When asking an Ouija board a question, it answers something different, for each person. This is due to the fact that each person has a different answer, and demons know this, Alexa does not.
@DANIELDIAZ-cv4ux
5 жыл бұрын
Very good comment-it cold be true.
@ayabokti161
3 жыл бұрын
There's a reason those "in the know" never allow these things in their homes. JS
@woodymonte
5 жыл бұрын
Don't fret just pull the plug.
@natashianelson3164
5 жыл бұрын
and hear it cackling while disconnected no thank you smash it commit arson and destroy it and everyone you know who owns one" alexa
@randyhutchinson9910
5 жыл бұрын
Woodrow Monte take the battery out
@chrismonstvil9070
5 жыл бұрын
For now.
@billigmad3720
5 жыл бұрын
Just don't buy it?
@meangreenlimabean
5 жыл бұрын
I was with my friends and one of their google homes were next to us, I just said “if google only responds when you say its phrase, how does it know when you say it?” GOOGLE JUST OUTTA NOWHERE SAYS “It’s just a feeling I have.” Everyone in the room screamed.
@meangreenlimabean
5 жыл бұрын
@@Alien-ye5br yeah im 100% deadass
@quentinhanna8975
5 жыл бұрын
It probably heard u say google. Duh
@mmmmm4932
5 жыл бұрын
and everybody clapped
@koolerpure
5 жыл бұрын
you said its wake word so whats so spooky
@mackenziearmstrong8870
5 жыл бұрын
@@koolerpure but why would it respond like that...
@ryman1933
5 жыл бұрын
Real question is why do people even want a robot that listens in their home? That just seems stupid in every way and it's honestly not even that useful unless you're genuinely a worthless human being who is to lazy to just go get on your computer.
@tophers3756
5 жыл бұрын
I said that until I got a Google Home to go with my Hue bulbs and SmartThings setup. Most of the time it's easier to tell Google to adjust the lights than it is to fumble with an app on my phone. Plus, now that I have a Google Home Mini in the bedroom, one in the bathroom, and a Chromecast audio hooked up to speakers in the kitchen I can stream music in every room. I live alone, so most of what they'll hear is the TV and me talking to my cats. If I have company or make a phone call that I want to be private I turn on the mute switches. I can still stream music without the microphones being active.
@Notsvltvui
5 жыл бұрын
Guinea what if they are disabled? Paralysed from the chest to the feet?
@burnslow5427
5 жыл бұрын
Totally agree but you also have a robot that listens right in your pocket lol
@SexyCub4nO
5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the future
@bigcrackrock
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah you probably already have phone that has the same capabilities. This video is pretty ridiculous as well if you're familiar with any of the devices. The number 1 creepy thing in the video was just Alexa doing what it does when it can't answer your question because it hasn't been programmed to do so. The easter eggs are steadily building up but it's still in its infancy and isn't going to be able to answer every silly little thing you can think to ask for a while longer. A lack of privacy will become more and more of a problem but pretty much everyone including the people that complain about it have already excepted it out of convenience.
@xt.b4x
5 жыл бұрын
My Alexa went off when he said Alexa and it scared the shit out of me
@desireebrainerd4869
5 жыл бұрын
Same fucking thing just happened to me
@kohlmahoney7741
5 жыл бұрын
Theron B. Same thing happened with my google home
@907schoolietech8
5 жыл бұрын
When he said ok Google , what do you think of Alexa, Google on my phone responded with I like Alexa, she has a soothing voice
@kanetsukimv
5 жыл бұрын
YEA I THINK IT JUST A DEMON USING THEIR ENERGY, WELL IF U DISAGREE GO WATCH MR. HUFF, kzitem.info/rock/ja26BEv6YUHC2QLShBdt8w @@dr.inkwell1070
@gisele2926
5 жыл бұрын
@@dr.inkwell1070 a very interesting thought ...worth investigating
@TiaBabe1111
5 жыл бұрын
This def. makes me appreciate being a kid in the 90's
@thefreshgreenbeast6458
5 жыл бұрын
*"Tia 1111, What big beautiful lips you have."* 🖤
@eriss013
5 жыл бұрын
@@thefreshgreenbeast6458 What
@TiaBabe1111
5 жыл бұрын
@@thefreshgreenbeast6458 .......Thanks Mr. beast thats THE only reason why I am here on this earth😒😒😏
@whocares4420
5 жыл бұрын
me to
@glowinthadark
5 жыл бұрын
Word..
@lui.is_
5 жыл бұрын
When I was watching this Siri said “what are you watching” HELP!!!
@Gloriagal78
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kelli1699
5 жыл бұрын
For real?
@lui.is_
5 жыл бұрын
Gloria 78 forreal
@dragonideddrag9030
5 жыл бұрын
Siri b like "MMMMM I HEAR ALEXA YOU CHEATING--"
@lui.is_
5 жыл бұрын
Dragonided Dragon I know huh
@kjdempsey
3 жыл бұрын
I remember the days when I thought Furby’s were always listening to what you say
@paulao7022
2 жыл бұрын
I loved those Furby's!
@kattrogue9604
2 жыл бұрын
Furbys were creepy as HEEEEEELLLLLLLL
@phyllisfletcher8581
5 жыл бұрын
My daughter was in her dorm room alone studying for a test, all of a sudden, Alexa started playing... Just the two of us song...my daughter tossed it in the dumpster
@MotivationBeaut
4 жыл бұрын
She did the right thing I would of tossed it too! Wth, scary
@auxerium2791
4 жыл бұрын
Then her roomate came home and clapped. The daughters name? Albert. Einstein.
@ramziiiii
4 жыл бұрын
I bought one for my mom but she asked me to take it because it kept asking her why she looks stressed want me to play some music ?
@abducco3110
4 жыл бұрын
Erica TheSkinPro Holistic Health I’d burn it
@SubzeroOmega153
4 жыл бұрын
My daughter and niece shared a room last year. My niece has an Alexa she uses that was plugged in. Now, my daughter is ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of the song "Tiptoe Through The Tulips" that plays in the movie The Conjuring I believe it is...I mean, she is HORRIFIED by that one song! So she calls me crying histerically as I was downstairs in the kitchen and as I approach the stairs I can hear it playing and my daughter was shaking on her bed not wanting to move! I automatically go in her room and just snatched out the plug from the wall. I ask her how it turned on by itself which was not the creepiest thing but that it CHOSE that particular song when no one told it to play it! I legit wanted to beat the shit out of Alexa that day!
@Joshtheinfoguy
5 жыл бұрын
One night me any my girlfriend were drifting off to sleep and Alexa randomly said “like a kraken escaped from its cage, I am alive and free”
@thelegendaryck
5 жыл бұрын
Burn the house...
@BlackBloodCombatClub
5 жыл бұрын
R u n
@ihateeveryone8510
5 жыл бұрын
Bro you might as well throw the whole yard away
@Ninebreaker56
5 жыл бұрын
It's okay. As long as you have a level 20 wizard with you. 😂 (D&D reference)
@_6079SMITH
5 жыл бұрын
@@thelegendaryck 😂😂
@DeathbyThumb
5 жыл бұрын
This video is one of the many reasons I have dogs instead Alexa or Siri.
@salparadise1220
5 жыл бұрын
Cats here, but yes, very much agreed. They're absolutely hopeless at putting music on though.
@NJ-wb1cz
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, because when you own a dog you feel totally safe and in control of a primitive creature, but when dealing with fake emulation of an AI your misunderstanding may lead to doubt and fear that the entity is more powerful than you. That's also the reason why there are people who prefer cats or dogs to other people.
@NJ-wb1cz
5 жыл бұрын
I bet Google and Amazon will fix that eventually and make their assistants feel more vulnerable, weak and controllable.
@salparadise1220
5 жыл бұрын
@@NJ-wb1cz In the same way that digital music making software has a "humanize" function that adds imperceptible mistimings because humans cannot do digitally perfect timing?
@NJ-wb1cz
5 жыл бұрын
@@salparadise1220 no, in the same way dogs and cats are more comforting to some people than their own kids.
@one_eyed_bandit2618
2 жыл бұрын
I would love it if Apple added these responses as a way to mess with people 🤣
@gregslone4874
5 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced that people at these companies have the ability to listen in on these devices and do so randomly. I believe they play practical jokes by remotely having Siri/Alexa say these things. It's also possible the devices are responding to someone in another location, maybe next door the way someone's garage door remote or key fob an open your garage door or car if they happen to have the same frequency.
@alyssarose3880
5 жыл бұрын
Or a ghost
@LordoftheCats
5 жыл бұрын
@@alyssarose3880 My daughter's Alexa is friends with Elvis. I heard it ask him to bring her a slurpy from the 7Eleven where he hangs out.
@plove9136
2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing.
@ebson4u
2 жыл бұрын
Governments have that en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegasus_(spyware)
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