women want me fish fear me mermaids have mixed reviews
@TheEmeraldSploosh
2 ай бұрын
mermaids fear they want you
@daisy1641
2 ай бұрын
My dumbass thought this was a riddle
@inteo_
2 ай бұрын
this line goes so hard for some reason
@Chrizz_YT
2 ай бұрын
Mermaids want to fear you
@MILLIE_CHARLIE
Ай бұрын
I HAVE A DAD HAT THAT SAYS THAT LMFAO
@nannerpie6184
2 ай бұрын
Him checking mail feels like some cooked children's show
@dwier1
2 ай бұрын
Merrill Howard Kaylin 's cooking shit to be exact
@BierBart12
2 ай бұрын
Blue's Clues Schlatt's Clatts
@AdamWasn
2 ай бұрын
"I did some off screen mining" - Jschlatt. "Totally have op" - Jschlatt
@ActuallyDramly
Ай бұрын
"I follow my daddy's instructions- uh-" -Jschlatt
@ActuallyDramly
Ай бұрын
also 34:18
@i_like_sleep422
2 ай бұрын
hearing "schlatt" talk about hermitcraft and grian suffering over mending books literally broke my mind. like literally, "schlatt" broke into my head and took all of my brain cells. give them back.
@bbmmassivechicken9253
2 ай бұрын
I love how Schlatt fails to do anything for 40 minutes 😭
@omnicarver
2 ай бұрын
Jschlatt should dress up like an old timey oil baron, and get someone to paint him. Then he should frame the painting and hang it up in his room.
@lunanovaa_
2 ай бұрын
HARD AGREE
@Ahnock
Ай бұрын
he should dress up like a cat maid
@Ahnock
Ай бұрын
just for fun
@Ahnock
12 күн бұрын
who liked this. i genuinely dont remember sending this message.
@lunanovaa_
12 күн бұрын
@@Ahnock freaky demon took over
@T-M-P-M
2 ай бұрын
Grian is foaming at the mouth rn
@ChWiBa
Ай бұрын
i was about to say that lol
@shimy2593
2 ай бұрын
SWAGGER SLOWLY TURNING TO LOOK AT THE CUCK SHED HAD ME DEAD
@Pilloot.
2 ай бұрын
I’ve already watched the stream, but because “big schdingleschemer the third” is definately not holding my entire extended family hostage, I’m watching this for a second time!
@chelseaherrington22
Ай бұрын
i love how you were so good with words and then spelled definitively wrong 😢 ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵃ ʲᵒᵏᵉ
@sabersight908
2 ай бұрын
even tho this is all incredibly strange because everyone is acting contenty and awkward, i am genuinely hyped for more of theses minecraft vods xD
@TravoC
2 ай бұрын
You should watch more Jawsh POV
@CrymsonNite
Ай бұрын
@@TravoC jawsh just walking through schlatts base is so great, I might have to see what he's doing
@isnt-available
2 ай бұрын
start - 0:00 end - 2:09:22
@Soxexe
2 ай бұрын
Thank you, very helpful👍
@gardiled222
2 ай бұрын
this is the funniest comment i have ever read
@ionisator1
Ай бұрын
our beckoning calls into the void, our yearning for a light we will never see that shall forever fade, the last glimmer in the echoing abyss will be extinguished at the hands of the unyielding entropy we call death this comment is meaningless and it will have been forgotten very soon, a pattern-screamer's futile attempt to remain significant in this cruel world very helpful. ten out of ten points.
@DripApe
12 күн бұрын
a real hero
@allenmaestrado4
8 күн бұрын
Gay
@Goober_gobbler
2 ай бұрын
I love knowing that shlatt watches hermitcraft, sdmp and hermitcraft are almost exact opposites
@kingofbears6999
2 ай бұрын
Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear; for I am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures sub-aqueous, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the aquatic abyss. A man, scorned by this uncaring Earth, finds solace in the sea. My only friend, the worm upon my hook. Wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal pointlessness that permeates this barren world. I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.
@MarquetteTheFourchette
2 ай бұрын
Throw. It. Back.
@cynicat74
Ай бұрын
The most mentally stable fisherman
@ch5rry240
2 ай бұрын
“Shoreline” is “fishing” for the bodies that he dumped in the Great Lakes after the “incident” in ‘99
@Ahnock
Ай бұрын
i could make you disappear
@inspectorroseaidan6236
2 ай бұрын
Ngl I could Listen to you and Captain sparkles Talk about cars for hours
@smavith
2 ай бұрын
It surprises me that "Schlopf" actually joined BDSMP more than once.
@Strings_71
2 ай бұрын
Can We Just Appreciate How Schlatt Tickles Our Neurons.
@theAWPspammer
2 ай бұрын
he takes his big hands and fiddles in my ear 💯
@voltdoesgd
2 ай бұрын
@@theAWPspammer No.
@doomguy2020
2 ай бұрын
Why do u capitalize every word bro????????
@Hixoltage
2 ай бұрын
@@doomguy2020He Is Tickleing The Tips Of My Pink Fleshy Wrinkly Brain.
@Redfromangrybird
2 ай бұрын
@@doomguy2020 He Is Making My Electrons Tingle With Exquisite Joy
@crimson-1443
2 ай бұрын
1:08:04 the slow drift in speech as the Captain notices "J. Schole" was hilarious
@leduke8012
2 ай бұрын
The lack of appreciation for naming a cat Keef means a lack of potheads, I'm disappointed.
@exilemorin04
2 ай бұрын
when I saw the messages in chat talking about stealing keef I thought they were actually talking about stealing weed lol
@FuckLoadOfFat
2 ай бұрын
A lack of potheads? Good. That's a good thing.
@notdivi
2 ай бұрын
@@FuckLoadOfFatfound mr demonizer
@user-sm9ee4ki9v
2 ай бұрын
No lack just all to high to care enough to comment it lmao
@spilledcoffee383
2 ай бұрын
I don’t think most of this audience is old enough to even drink
@islyknight
2 ай бұрын
I love when "Schlatt" posts to fill me up with his thick, creamy "content"
@Moo_dee_
2 ай бұрын
Same
@Moo_dee_
2 ай бұрын
But a lil too much
@weezetard
2 ай бұрын
same man
@yoshy-kk6ni
2 ай бұрын
don't talk again
@SalomSands
2 ай бұрын
Same. It leaves a lasting flavor.
@wormicide3651
2 ай бұрын
Love these chill streams, really feels like a new golden age of content
@kateleuschen887
Ай бұрын
It’s lost comedy that no one sings ‘we just got a letter’ from Blues Clues when they get a letter
@AverageAlcoholEnjoyer
2 ай бұрын
an affresco is a painting made on a fresh wall, before the concrete dryes out this way the colours stay intact for a longer time because this way they are part of the wall
@AverageAlcoholEnjoyer
2 ай бұрын
btw i'm italian and literally drunk so do not complain about grammar or orthography mistakes. thanks
@karigrandi7
2 ай бұрын
@@AverageAlcoholEnjoyerman okey
@Wired_User
2 ай бұрын
Doesn’t that style also use eggs for some reason in the pigment too? I think fresco’s are the ones that need eggs or yolk or something.
@AverageAlcoholEnjoyer
Ай бұрын
@@Wired_User yes paint was often made with egg red as base for the pigments but it's not necessary nowadays since we have better colours
@pirzyx
2 ай бұрын
i genuinely do love when schlatt streams something other than reactions, something about it is just a bit nicer
@lsandjs9793
2 ай бұрын
The portal at 46:14 I literally tried making on minecraft pe around 2010. I didn’t even know about the nether I just knew another dimension existed (even though those were nether reactor days) regardless nostalgia hit hard af
@ThatGuyVelvety
2 ай бұрын
Finally “schleeping bag” has started streaming again
@pluto7389
2 ай бұрын
I love when "Schlutticus" fills me up with creamy joy
@Crimeb0y
2 ай бұрын
sdmp : schlatt's Drunk survival multiplayer server
@FlyingLine
Ай бұрын
where's the p
@scrapanimation3813
Ай бұрын
@@FlyingLinep has been pushed
@davee3573
2 ай бұрын
1:17:10 I love how the Shayne Topp from iCarly bit has spread to all corners of the internet
@OfficialKirby
2 ай бұрын
I am way too early to “Schlomain Expansion”’s vod.
@farzanakazi4875
2 ай бұрын
watching this with a big stupid grin on my face. cant believe its been 5 years, brings back memories
@Treee327
2 ай бұрын
36:24 jschlatt hasn't laughed this hard since 1999💀
@ateenwholikesvideogames303
2 ай бұрын
"Schlatts" videos never fail to absolutely ruin, fucking kill my day
@opportunityrover6014
2 ай бұрын
don't be mean
@user-br4ht1cf8m
2 ай бұрын
22:44 BREAKING NEWS!! Popular youtuber and streamer “Jandemonious Schlatt” does not know how to say the word “Madame”
@rtrolite
2 ай бұрын
i really appreciate the work you guys put in with the sound design and the royalty free video game music actually fitting the vod
@pyroo3
Ай бұрын
i think jordan actually plays these live !
@wealthybone2990
2 ай бұрын
I've been loving SDMP I think it's the best thing, im happy you brought this back.
@ryan1670
2 ай бұрын
I really love how "Shlut" never fails to fill us up with thick, creamy dopamine!
@Ace_of_D14monds
Ай бұрын
Grian: Finally a worthy opponent. Our fishing trips will be legendary!
@AEZAKM1
2 ай бұрын
Schlatt you should make an anti-gobby weekly newspaper
@mtndewandsleepdeprivation
2 ай бұрын
"i did a little off camera mining" A LITTLE??
@natural5272
2 ай бұрын
Jachlatt, please come to my graduation
@connection_ok
18 күн бұрын
SCHLATT, YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO SWALLOW THE SPRAY.
@maxwell1.0
2 ай бұрын
This series makes me so happy thank you
@pigoverlord8250
2 ай бұрын
39:49 you know he was about to say “I’m good at remembering where women live” after what he did in 99’
@bob-yj9gi
Ай бұрын
Your video have helped me through rough days I have not been doing good mentally but your videos have helped me stay sane thanks for everything
@Necrotiize
2 ай бұрын
this is a certified epic schlatt moment
@kilah.
2 ай бұрын
I’m really liking this series so far
@horriblewretcheddumpling5440
2 ай бұрын
Hey Schlatt wanna explain how after watching this video I developed a sore throat? 😡
@kaidenmoe7382
2 ай бұрын
Jshlatt and Grian need a come together
@loford9432
2 ай бұрын
Loving the SDMP so far
@imfreefallinq
19 күн бұрын
"the fish come extremely quickly, and i come extremely quickly" -jschlatt
@hgpbm9572
2 ай бұрын
This server is like Mother 3 where the greedy snobby business guy owns the new world with a bunch of relics and remnants still in his possession
@Super_Pizzaman5
2 ай бұрын
53:31 is such a perfect moment
@ratepic789
Ай бұрын
I screamed when I saw Charborg 🥺 I love seeing the both of yall in one video
@LucibelleHell
2 ай бұрын
91 Mazda Miata. 1.6l. Schlatt is rocking popups friends.
@Its_gooseneck
2 ай бұрын
Schlatt actually knowing it was Palm Sunday surprises me to my core. would have never have guessed he would know that.
@haiiolaa
2 ай бұрын
he's catholic ain't he
@NoConsequenc3
Ай бұрын
dude will curse and be okay with gay people and suddenly can't be catholic. Really says a lot about their public image eh?
@Its_gooseneck
18 күн бұрын
@@NoConsequenc3it’s not even that i just have never met a practicing catholic before
@chocorocky5705
2 ай бұрын
on the last video schlunkus is just gonna die of mercury poisoning from all the fish
@jetstreamersam
2 ай бұрын
Fly high alcoholic ahh...💔
@Nighzenguxhel
2 ай бұрын
Schlatt absolutely trashing on hermitcraft never fails to amuse me
@katwinabee
2 ай бұрын
every time slatt doesnt have a facecam its bc hes reverted back to his twink form, Jason. the second he turns the face cam on he transforms into his usual goblin self. and dont try to send me pics of "twink schlart" bc we all know that was just the young version of his gobby self. boytoy twink jason is an entirely different being that glows and pulsates. lets just say theres a reason he cant show it
@Venus-er9sh
2 ай бұрын
playing minecraft while watching schlatt play minecraft while reacting to tiktoks is the best
@matthendoug
Ай бұрын
We need a lot more of this
@actuallyagoblin8724
2 ай бұрын
What a great video to appear on the opening of my youtube after my 4 hr crying session. thank you man
@overusedbyyou6239
20 күн бұрын
honesty its crazy to see two of my top five youtubers in the same minecraft server
@greyifer
Ай бұрын
17:22 was definitely the highlight of my day
@rivellionn
2 ай бұрын
Flashbacks to SipsCo the minute Schlatt said he'd be selling dirt
@rappadatrappa
2 ай бұрын
schlatt open a fish filet targeted McDonald's called McChlatt
@mewhenurmom6626
2 ай бұрын
thank you jshat this is very cool and awesome! we are very proud of you son. keep up the "good" work
@SisypheanRat
2 ай бұрын
I am like so happy charborg is making his appearance, so happy right now
@weirdredstone42
2 ай бұрын
1:15:14 schlatt meows
@Absolutefiend
Ай бұрын
one hour and five minutes in he finally starts fishing
@tornamp3
2 ай бұрын
i love it when schlatt makes my pickle rise
@bumman7727
2 ай бұрын
Every letter he gets is days wage for me
@laurenoxley701
2 ай бұрын
looking exquisite as always shlorp
@LinTheanimator
2 ай бұрын
5:31 Grian fishing got me laughing ngl
@vincentwolfie4989
2 ай бұрын
oh to build things for big boss! love this smp so far!
@subcomandantemarcos6728
2 ай бұрын
i love how the qhole stream is so chill
@karigrandi7
2 ай бұрын
yea man this shit is kino
@zakthompson9215
2 ай бұрын
I cannot believe "Schkeletool" went off camera and "mined". Thank you!!
@SillyRabbitCreationz
2 ай бұрын
Shlatt pressing shift and running gave me genuine fear.
@Si11y_Wags_
Ай бұрын
Staying up till 6am to watch these :D
@SAARENNXD
2 ай бұрын
I love the thumbnail for this omg
@edgyname5843
2 ай бұрын
love your dirt shack btw, it's really... lavish
@dk-ze6yy
13 күн бұрын
why do i wake up to this fucking video playing every single fucking day
@cainanlove8432
5 күн бұрын
Terraria style fishing in minecraft is now a complete need.
@WeSolemn
2 ай бұрын
Nothing like schlatt and a cup a coffee in tha aftanoons
@thegoldenwolf9008
2 ай бұрын
Grain would cry if he saw how fast Jschlump got that mending book
@henjaiamamiya8795
2 ай бұрын
HAPPY EASTER BIG GUY, CHRIST HAS RISEN!
@grungefrog7840
2 ай бұрын
Holy shit 2 vods in in a week is schlatt sick
@bringurownvibe
2 ай бұрын
Its crazy that Schaltt admitted to going on Grindr in thw first few seconds of the stream. We're proud of you for admitting it king
@coopgames0830
2 ай бұрын
Love the new series
@jaspermetzloff8351
2 ай бұрын
1:26:19 this is a new kind of brain rot thank you I love it
@vikbutunserious
2 ай бұрын
when schlatt started talking about fishing, i knew that he watched grian, and then there he is, mentioning that he actually did watch hermitcraft and grian
@Air_Joedan
2 ай бұрын
leave it up to schlatt to make me feel like i shouldve been involved in the descent of flight 97
@themessenger8656
2 ай бұрын
That grain callout is absurd
@samblam
2 ай бұрын
Schlatt watching hermitcraft is something I didn't think would happen
@jinj8764
2 ай бұрын
fish deprived never fails to make me sleep
@jsnUej39hrsbOQmwJqw92bLgoP
2 ай бұрын
51:44 schlatt somehow missed the exact words in the letter that said "ha got 'em"
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