@@noahvanduuren8362 Why are you asking a person on the platform why they used a feature of the platform and not the questioning the platform itself?
@landmangaming
Жыл бұрын
fruit salad
@sleep6837
Жыл бұрын
Got a little PTSD after seeing Schlatt with a bat in his hands....the last time that happened back in '99....
@brookeeveans9484
Жыл бұрын
Poor poor family
@danielhayes5430
Жыл бұрын
They still haven't been found
@mxmlnlcdcdffmnt2232
Жыл бұрын
@@danielhayes5430 they are talking about the other one
@bichismasher
Жыл бұрын
99 likes
@egg1677
Жыл бұрын
@@danielhayes5430 no the other family
@blacksheep2396
Жыл бұрын
It's kinda Scary how you could see Ted Nivision hiding in the trees carrying a baseball bat looking at Schlatts knees
@cyvader101
Жыл бұрын
Classic Ted!
@cyvader101
Жыл бұрын
@quicktoorage yep Ted is known for his serial knee breaking people with a baseball bat
@pancakes8039
Жыл бұрын
@quicktoorage Yes
@notjonas7460
11 ай бұрын
what
@loveyourmuse
10 ай бұрын
he prob took the cars
@topsecretasian5895
Жыл бұрын
“theyre towing you” “ah that was a funny joke, scared me for a sec” … “your car is gone”
@therealmiriasu
Жыл бұрын
So wait did it actually get towed or was it a bit? I'm kinda new to the Schlattverse
@lloopybook
Жыл бұрын
@ItzMiriasu you never know, it's half the fun with him
@therealmiriasu
Жыл бұрын
@@lloopybook Trueee
@rayraysquid
10 ай бұрын
@@therealmiriasu i think it was a bit when they pan over to where it was parked u can see cars in the other end of the parking lot, like they moved their cars to the opposite side
@therealmiriasu
10 ай бұрын
@@rayraysquid ahhh gotcha
@MoreWilly
Жыл бұрын
don’t ever play with this guy
@ludicroussodomy
Жыл бұрын
and dont ever become his enemy, otherwise you might suffer a series of incidents he caused back in '99
@ismypcworking95
Жыл бұрын
hi sofbilly
@townskeeper
Жыл бұрын
It’s awesome to see you were having “fun” with your “great” father playing baseball as a “family”
@KittySimon
Жыл бұрын
hi sofbilly
@ezra2583
Жыл бұрын
lmaoooo
@strangegamerc
Жыл бұрын
Schlatt is the protagonist, comic relief, and the antagonist all at the same time.
@sirenssoul
Жыл бұрын
Never forget the anti hero as well
@apolloisnotashirt
Жыл бұрын
He’s like Bender but more comic relief.
@writerintherye
Жыл бұрын
perfectly showcased at 3:33 where it all happens at once
@limastall9279
Жыл бұрын
@@apolloisnotashirt less*
@cadenc7162
Жыл бұрын
ummm ackshually ✋️🤓 protagonist and antagonist aren't synonymous with "the good guy" and "the bad guy" but rather, the main character of the story, and their main obstacle. But I can see him being in his own way so you're still completely correct
@thatonememer69
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, I was in the general area of the ball park. I went up to say hi to “Schlatt”. I got a picture with him and asked if he truly was the maniac of Austin, Texas. And then he took his 32 inch gunner and bashed my teeth in. He then proceeded to drug me, take me to his basement and put bruises on my back from the baseballs, and broke both my arms with his maniac. 10/10 experience❤❤❤
@TheBiggestBruh
Жыл бұрын
I want to experience this
@thatonememer69
Жыл бұрын
@@TheBiggestBruh It's a great experience
@whitecoffee1427
Жыл бұрын
the gunner is actually a nice bat tho. Not in 31 inch unless you are 2 foot seven though lmao
@thatonememer69
Жыл бұрын
@@whitecoffee1427 well he told me the exact measurements of all his weapons…I mean… toys…
@whitecoffee1427
Жыл бұрын
@@thatonememer69 lmao
@graesontree9927
Жыл бұрын
12:16 Dude said “I hope I don’t hit you” then full strength sends the ball straight into Yumi
@captainlandalien9921
11 ай бұрын
I didn’t know he could actually aim like that shot caught me off guard
@FriendlySerial
Жыл бұрын
the power with which schlatt hits these balls is terrifying
@rehenah
Жыл бұрын
Fastballs melt steel beams
@lolkecks1951
Жыл бұрын
he had a lot of experience from back in '99
@egg1677
Жыл бұрын
there has been a lot of time to practice back in '99..
@ludicroussodomy
Жыл бұрын
he's used to it
@IHaveAqInMyName
Жыл бұрын
You couldve said "The power with which schlatt hits balls is terrifying" and it wouldve been correct
@SwizzlerDizzler
Жыл бұрын
My favorite part was when Ted Nivison suddenly appears and breaks schlatt’s hand with the bat.
@GravityTrash
Жыл бұрын
He was the one that towed his car
@broname8849
Жыл бұрын
I'm only 3 minutes in, and I'm already looking forward to the rest
@broname8849
Жыл бұрын
I have been lied to
@robbe2647
Жыл бұрын
@@broname8849 it was a reference to a Chuckle Sandwich episode (no clue which)
@cthulhuisgamer373
Жыл бұрын
@@robbe2647 all of 'em
@Froggel
Жыл бұрын
"It matches your eyes" "It matches what I've done." That poor family...
@evanmurphy8531
11 ай бұрын
The fact that Schlatt is actually good at baseball is the most New York thing and I'm here for it.
@jmh41
Жыл бұрын
Schlagg's swing is genuinely impressive, dude really wasn't lying about growing up with baseball
@sk3l3tor416
Жыл бұрын
Honestly as someone who also played a lot of baseball growing up, his swings and his pitches are on point.
@BigBango_01
Жыл бұрын
@@sk3l3tor416 fr the scoop he did was clean too
@bruhsauce644
Жыл бұрын
he didn't spend all that time playing on the wii with his baseball buds for nothing
@TheLastCol
Жыл бұрын
Also look at the way he throws the ball vs everyone else. That's a guy who played catch before every practice and game and it's engrained in his muscle memory how to throw a baseball.
@itsmejb
Жыл бұрын
Makes you wonder what else he isn’t lying about.
@MandarinTurtle888
Жыл бұрын
Schott has such very good friends who definitely weren't persuaded to going there
@hunterharsy1500
Жыл бұрын
0 replies
@viktorpenther3407
Жыл бұрын
1 reply
@thenerd5992
Жыл бұрын
2 replies
@samdiamond-ln6cu
Жыл бұрын
3 replies
@danny2595
Жыл бұрын
4 replies
@introvert.24
Жыл бұрын
schlatt just spitting the seeds at people is a mood 😭😂
@dudemanofdude
Жыл бұрын
Just wish he showed them how to fling seeds
@rokerpow7803
Жыл бұрын
username checks out
@dudemanofdude
Жыл бұрын
@@rokerpow7803 fr lol
@shiro4095
5 ай бұрын
@@rokerpow7803lmao fr
@monkle.7730
Жыл бұрын
Schlagg is a baseball genius he literally positioned his stance perfectly to hit him in the leg
@foggsiee
Жыл бұрын
watching schlunk do something he actually likes is actually refreshing
@dudemanofdude
Жыл бұрын
I do wish we could see him pitch tho, since he had talked about his pitching a lot, would be cool to see what mph he topped out at
@mroshaughnessy1124
Жыл бұрын
Fucking schlunk??? Wtf😂😂😂
@user-kk2dw1eh5q
11 ай бұрын
Actually
@kpenis17
10 ай бұрын
@@dudemanofdude i mean if it was just high school i would assume like 70/75 tops
@dudemanofdude
10 ай бұрын
@kpenis17 true, though I mean, most seniors throw mid 80s at least nowadays
@lionsoldier1179
Жыл бұрын
It sure is nice to see “Schlatt” get to go out and have a “nice, wholesome time” with his “friends”, much like he did with that small New Hampshire village in 1999.
@davidproductions1974
Жыл бұрын
That, poor, Poor family
@besss3980
Жыл бұрын
@@davidproductions1974 my cousins lived in that village, thank god schlatt finally cleaned it up, they were annoying
@agokgmf2219
Жыл бұрын
what
@jessesmith6824
Жыл бұрын
I remember those days in Hampshire. I was eating at a Denny's when he...the big "man" came in. 24 years later, I still can't shake it from my head.
@liammcleod476
Жыл бұрын
I was there when he "visited" Detroit not two months after. So many lives in an instant...
@paintinggoats5692
11 ай бұрын
Schlatt's attention to physical comedy always makes me laugh, His comedic timing is fantastic, adore this man in a not parasocial way
@areyoulostbabygorl231
Жыл бұрын
the scrunchie on his wrist means so much to me
@zanderwithaz5315
2 ай бұрын
you mean so much to me
@drink_sv_odka
Ай бұрын
@@zanderwithaz5315 No, u mean so much to me, u don't even get it ugh
@zanderwithaz5315
Ай бұрын
@@drink_sv_odka omg thanks garfield
@drink_sv_odka
Ай бұрын
@@zanderwithaz5315 WHY CANT U TAKE A HINT!? MARRY ME ALREADY!
@Melcii_draws
Жыл бұрын
This is the chaotic shit I need in my life
@emilytaq102
Жыл бұрын
fr
@bubblesnstuff1458
Жыл бұрын
@Seriously? How???
@0hm3g90
Жыл бұрын
@Seriously? Man shut your goofy ass mouth, you don't what the word even means if ur saying it like that
@EchoTheGayOne
Жыл бұрын
@Seriously? Funny you say that while being subscribed to Steven Crowder lmao
@steph769
Жыл бұрын
@@EchoTheGayOne bro really went through his subscribed list. 💀
@samwaldhart6733
Жыл бұрын
Love the speck of dust throughout a majority of the video, it really adds to the quality. Keep it up!
@TheSlenderLynx857
Жыл бұрын
Im pretty sure its spit from shlagg's sunflowrr seed attack This knowledge only makes it more obtrusive
@Gandhi_Physique
Жыл бұрын
I had a strong urge to clean my screen the whole time
@ianmcmillan6324
Жыл бұрын
@@Gandhi_Physique wiped my screen off twice before i realized lmao
@cornucopiac1088
Жыл бұрын
Schlatt seems like the really cool uncle that gives you nerf guns and sugar at the family christmas party
@SAMPLETEXT285
Жыл бұрын
Its a proven fact that everyone from new york automatically knows how to play baseball
@user-uu9dl6ct5z
Жыл бұрын
It's so nice seeing schlatt take the day to play ball with his sons
@dantaylor8197
Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure this is Schlagg, but the sentiment still applies
@JusstDexx
Жыл бұрын
11:16 the way Schlagg casually catches a comebacker is what gets me
@enzoarweq4525
Жыл бұрын
The way I kept replaying that shit
@dudemanofdude
Жыл бұрын
@TheSportsGuru yeah lol. They're treating it like he hit it like at least 80 mph, that shit was 60 at most
@enzoarweq4525
Жыл бұрын
@@dudemanofdude 🤓
@lysolmax
Жыл бұрын
@@dudemanofdude Yeah I think the catch at 7:18 was more impressive, and still wasn't anything wild, but he did it with very little effort
@ryan_alexander
Жыл бұрын
@@dudemanofdude average schlatt fan has the hand eye coordination of a retarded mouse so of course they think that's impressive
@shanetemporarily4039
Жыл бұрын
Schlatt is so evolved he can see scents. As chronicled at 4:12, "Look at that smell, look at that smell."
@salemihowe
Жыл бұрын
i like that schlatt does whatever tf he wants to the gc because he knows he has no consequences to any of his actions
@badameen1
Жыл бұрын
sounds a little sus when u put it like that
@TangoMango19
Жыл бұрын
The fact that they actually got towed kills me😂
@explosify5035
Жыл бұрын
I think they did it for content. At least if the stuff in the video is in the order of what happened. Because in the part where they were spitting sunflower seeds at each other around 13:00 the car was still there, along with any point that the car would be visible (IE camera is pointed to the lot, little motion blur and not blocked). The sunflower bit was also after the leg injury so I assume they were winding down after that.
@purcelive
Жыл бұрын
@@explosify5035 inspector gadget over here
@mydrillasanjay5397
11 ай бұрын
@@explosify5035take your autism elsewhere
@MidoriDragon
Жыл бұрын
7:16 the casual grace that he catches that ball with is beautiful.
@dudemanofdude
Жыл бұрын
That is pretty normal after a weak popup
@derrperr
11 ай бұрын
I love how when Yumi got hit the first thing he said was "I gotta go to foot heaven and get a replacement"
@StarkRavingSports
Жыл бұрын
Schlatthei Ohtani
@zestos6018
Жыл бұрын
9:04 i love how caring "Schlatt" is in this clip
@owenmeier
Жыл бұрын
Incredible acting by “Schlatt”
@CaLypSO4456
Жыл бұрын
12:25 also
@try_luvin_miguel
Жыл бұрын
Bro, for some reason I fr dodged it😭
@cabnbeeschurgr6440
11 ай бұрын
It felt like a video game cutscene where an ally is getting you back on your feet
@HeisenbergFam
Жыл бұрын
4:11 "Schlatt" touching and smelling balls gives me life, "they call me the maniac of Austin, Texas" is pure perfection
@tacos300l
Жыл бұрын
i have a feeling youre from braking bad
@cyncxd
Жыл бұрын
@@tacos300l teah, but i just can't put my finger on it
@TheSiZaGaming
Жыл бұрын
are you from braking bad
@tyrannical4607
Жыл бұрын
why is schlatt in quotations???
@savannah6508
Жыл бұрын
@@cyncxdthe kid named finger:
@exodust3114
Жыл бұрын
No one: The smudge on the camera: ⚫️
@GamingCreed47
Ай бұрын
Jshlatt's "Watch the news tonight." sounded so much like something a super villain would say.
@n4kr
Жыл бұрын
I’m deeply in love with this man
@livelovelaughnat4857
Жыл бұрын
ong
@StixcyNote
Жыл бұрын
Fax
@weronikawyroba1205
Жыл бұрын
Which one, there are like 5 in this video 💀
@camh.04
Жыл бұрын
Least parasocial schlatt fan
@Chronas264
Жыл бұрын
Gay ass
@BenRigney480
Жыл бұрын
"It matches your eyes" "It matches what I've done." Yeah we know
@joshalicandro5523
Жыл бұрын
I’m now a shlaggot for life
@quantifiedamalgamation
Жыл бұрын
I think the biggest part of the video is that at 6:44 it's revealed that Schlatt has Life360 which means he is *actively* tracking his friends.
@JJaspo
Жыл бұрын
9:04 That was such an amazing Wattpad moment of Schlatt I’ve ever experienced please do it again.
@writerintherye
Жыл бұрын
Gonna write that down on my sticky notes
@JJaspo
Жыл бұрын
@@writerintherye Hang it up on your wall for the world to see my friend
@jakescookingchannel1657
Жыл бұрын
Schlatt actually knows his baseball. Knowing the drop 3rd strike was so unexpected. Big ups big guy
@dudemanofdude
Жыл бұрын
He had mentioned that he played it in his youth and in high school, and it's one of the main reasons he is lefty (though that one could be untrue or dramatized a little bit). His swing especially looked decent considering he hadn't played since high school
@antlerbraum2881
Жыл бұрын
Something very peaceful about watching Schlatt and his sons play baseball.
@locura456
Жыл бұрын
Schlagg really knows how to handle balls, I'm impressed.
@gracecaesar
Жыл бұрын
“Look at that smell”- Lil’ Schlugger (4:12)
@SeenFeen
Жыл бұрын
This type of content is so refreshing. How often do people our age actually go out and do something like this? Hoping to see more
@brockly6434
Жыл бұрын
Love the reaction vids bro!
@SeenFeen
Жыл бұрын
@@brockly6434 ty ty man
@biggiracc
8 ай бұрын
Because most people can't afford this shit for fucksake
@jasesaettel4368
Жыл бұрын
Watching them do this feels like the beach episode of an anime 😭
@lemone630
10 ай бұрын
"And why is he limping?" Boy, you do not wanna know what "Schlatt" did last night.
@zestos6018
Жыл бұрын
50 seconds in and im already laughing i love this guy
@benjaminmatthews9237
Жыл бұрын
"I'm not going into foot heaven schlatt"
@Harrychu104
Жыл бұрын
How do you have 2 top comments
@archamedies616
Жыл бұрын
"why is he limping"
@sgt.pickle2607
Жыл бұрын
So glad skatt is getting out and recovering after his injury from the shootout 3 weeks ago
@Zombie14193
Жыл бұрын
We dont talk about the orphanage incident around here.. you best learn quickly before "jshart" finds out about your existence.
@theanathema3062
Жыл бұрын
Wait, he did another thing. Wow, what did he do this time
@idontknowwhattocallthis5235
11 ай бұрын
April 9th.
@oni4221
11 ай бұрын
RIP to the 15 woman
@dejpatch4280
Жыл бұрын
Schlatt hit the big league chew so hard at 2:05 I thought he put on the handsome face filter
@kaisunflower7422
9 ай бұрын
Kicking my feet in the air when shlagg hits the ball into the void 🤭
@Strifer1337
Жыл бұрын
9:04 had me freaking jumping out of my seat....
@Driptacular_Dragonborn
Жыл бұрын
I literally dodged to the side lmao 💀
@Cheeseable69
Жыл бұрын
"Nick you're so slow and fat" actually killed me.
@wrinkliestdog
Жыл бұрын
they're jealous of his luscious behind
@Hoodines
Жыл бұрын
Damn this is nostalgic, haven't played baseball in years. It's nice to see Schlatt just playing a good game of ball with the boys.
@kremits9360
2 ай бұрын
the image of Schlatt limping his way into Foot Heaven will forever live in my brain
@sy2823
Жыл бұрын
Even from the very beginning at 1:40 I was laughing so hard. "Really? What channel?" Great video. Very chill, very fun, and made me genuinely smile
@The-Sonin
Жыл бұрын
Imagine working and seeing schlatt come in, buy a gunner bat, say watch the news, then leave 💀
@ProperGoblinGames
Жыл бұрын
Schlatt is slowly looking more and more like that turbo handsome photoshop of his face
@ZachariahJoe
Жыл бұрын
12:23 Is this what "schlatt" meant by "one leg"?
@Hellbrid
Жыл бұрын
Seeing him enjoy himself and popping off warms my heart🖤
@kevintan3705
Жыл бұрын
I love the smudge on the camera. It's my favorite part
@noobchunks
Жыл бұрын
This has to be one of my favorite videos from him Ive seen it like 5 times so far
@Saturnium_
Ай бұрын
Still come back to this sometimes. Crazy impressive
@nostalgicedits426
Жыл бұрын
This has been my favorite video in months. I would love to see more content like this with the boys on Schlagg.
@acatsforklift
Жыл бұрын
The power that Schlugg was hitting with that bat is terrifying
@enzoarweq4525
Жыл бұрын
And hot
@dudemanofdude
Жыл бұрын
There wasn't much since the pitches were extremely slow
@enzoarweq4525
Жыл бұрын
@@dudemanofdude 🤓
@idontknowwhattocallthis5235
11 ай бұрын
schlalalalalalalalalatt
@perriwinkleiii5361
Жыл бұрын
Schlatt walking around the store making vague threats is just 👌
@quintontaylor7858
4 ай бұрын
love watching schlatt struggle to not break character
@hello_whello
Жыл бұрын
11:29 flawless Ted nivison impression ☺️
@adammartin27
Жыл бұрын
I like how schlatt is just casually hitting ROPES, like DINGERS, like ABSOLUTELY BOMBS
@dudemanofdude
Жыл бұрын
On a 250 field with slower than bp pitches? I would hope so
@mcmehwhwjwjwj6097
10 ай бұрын
youre such a fucking nerd lol
@tyhinton1256
Жыл бұрын
I legitimately love this, keep it up Schlagg
@cammyboy8173
20 күн бұрын
Getting a 24 minute ad of a pastor preaching about spiritual god stuff is so schlattcore
@DynamicAvery
Жыл бұрын
Finally, something other than a reaction! Thank you Schlatt!
@Watermxlon
Жыл бұрын
I love this wholesome type of video, seems so genuine with schlatt just hanging out with his friends 🥹
@Demiurgoss
Жыл бұрын
It's nice to see schlatt in his element, handling balls.
@c5dynomite
5 ай бұрын
Unironically love seeing how quick Shlatt went to check on Yumi
@alexanderdelage7086
Жыл бұрын
Yumi and Schlatt is such a good combo
@alamcho
Жыл бұрын
11:31 "it's so much shorter than it looks!" shlagg: "oh i've heard that"
@PoopDoopy
Жыл бұрын
Chaotic yet wholesome. I love it
@Kevinjamesforreal
Жыл бұрын
Love the Sandlot theme in the background
@Western-mc8dg
Жыл бұрын
I kind of find it funny that, with all the crazy stuff you can watch on KZitem, it’s just more enjoyable to watch a couple guys play some casual baseball.
@buffalosaucemakesmytoescur4171
Жыл бұрын
One time I met schlatt and he shattered both my legs with a baseball bat, hes such a great guy for taking the time out of his day to interact with a fan! Thanks for the several medical leg reconstructions and amazing experience meeting you! 🙏❤️
@cluedo2527
26 күн бұрын
"Whatch the news tonight" He said calmly... "All of them"
@calebriver
Жыл бұрын
so thats where the vampire bite bruise came from lmao
@GravityTrash
Жыл бұрын
It's amazing to watch "Schlatt" play some "baseball" and injurying his "friends" harder than the people he "injured" back in 1999 during "the incident"
@explosify5035
Жыл бұрын
13:00 Plants vs Zombies colorized 1940
@bacon246
Жыл бұрын
"you tell no one about that" best quote ever
@megjacoby7458
Жыл бұрын
i have watched this video like 5 times since it has come out. absolute new comfort video, just guys being dudes, regardless of the potential war crimes
@austinkenney2580
Жыл бұрын
I swear Schlatt chose the smallest baseball park just to show off 🤣
@dudemanofdude
Жыл бұрын
Well it was probably one of the few open fields near him, cuz most little league fields and softball fields have really short fences, ans the longer fence fields are blocked off to the general public
@landmangaming
Жыл бұрын
We need more of the group and Schlattle
@abelmoreno4836
Жыл бұрын
0:01 4:43 4:51 5:07 5:18 5:46 6:04 6:53 6:59 7:16 8:14 8:24 8:29 8:43 The famous 9:04 10:13 Tiny one at 10:53 This one is my favorite 10:58 11:11 11:17 12:01 12:11 Final one 12:23 (0:01)
@Dem0ns0fCha0s
Жыл бұрын
the fact that tanner still calls yumi "yum yum sauce" makes me happy
@antonnibeansad7412
Жыл бұрын
I had just woken up sobbing nd crying in my sleep, hadn't stopped till I decided I'd distract myself on KZitem. Seeing Schlatt the man with a new video had helped cope temporarily, I've even let myself give a little giggle throughout the video. Much Love big man, thank you for all you do for us, for things you don't even know you're helping with 💙
@britnicorn825
Жыл бұрын
I hope youre doing okay ♥
@_notskipp_
7 ай бұрын
You doing okay now, mate?
@myritebaw
Жыл бұрын
that one guy watching the news "HUNNY I SWEAR HES GONNA BE ON HERE"
@goblinoftheyear7407
Жыл бұрын
Schlitt really knows how to handle balls.
@eggsystilleggsy45
Жыл бұрын
Love seeing Big Guy enjoy his Big Day
@Jrush2000
Жыл бұрын
4:11 "Look at that smell." Jschlatt -2023
@helloitsVehere
Жыл бұрын
0:45 He has been walking like this since the hide-and-seek video. The only thing that stops him from committing 1999 again is being a bottom
@kaisercorn4857
Жыл бұрын
This is the best content Schlatt has dropped in years.
@8Ghoul8
Жыл бұрын
This tehnologi is insane, is like Sclott is here with us. RIP big guy
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