I have no idea how proud Schlatt is after learning John Xina lines by heart.
@entity1788
2 жыл бұрын
zhon xina
@potatoes5829
2 жыл бұрын
@Seriously? its a joke
@keyreset
2 жыл бұрын
@@potatoes5829 did you not see their profile pic?
@drunkensheep_
2 жыл бұрын
@@keyreset there are layers to this shit lmao
@chrispy780
2 жыл бұрын
What you don't know it by heart
@spacedbunns
2 жыл бұрын
I am amazed yet horrified that schlatt has that completely memorized
@CuddleCuttlefish
2 жыл бұрын
I myself am impressed but not surprised 😂. This is very typical of Jschlatt, to have something completely memorised just for the bit
@CumAss
2 жыл бұрын
He had to memorize it for the grandayy meme awards
@frederikvater
2 жыл бұрын
Who hasn’t? DAO JIA HAO ZHONGGUO
@joestone5167
2 жыл бұрын
@@Sc4recrow44 Seems like someone ate cereal with piss for breakfast this morning
@rc_awesome
2 жыл бұрын
I listened to the meme on loop for 10 hours and I can successfully say that if Schlatt and I were in a room together, we could probably say it in unison
@andrewxin1740
2 жыл бұрын
I understand Chinese and that actually wasn't gibberish. He was saying good morning china, right now I have ice cream, I really like ice cream.
@Wryyyyyyyyyyyyu
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s the zhong xina meme he just has it memorized
@normalguycraig
2 жыл бұрын
It's the bing chilling meme
@ayulilengmian
2 жыл бұрын
i also understand chinese,, yeah he was j talking about ice cream for 5 minutes 💀💀💀
@ammonoler5786
2 жыл бұрын
But not as much as I like fast and furious
@AdultsAreTalking
2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure he was admitting his past crimes from '99 in chinese
@levitator45
2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt memorizes random things so perfectly and waits for an opportunity to show it. The John Cena chinese, the Webkinz shopkeeper lines, the amount of people that died in 9/11, the Bakugan theme song as well as the intro spiel Edit: feel free to add other Jschlatt memorization moments in the replies. Others have added: the Enumclaw Mr. Hands, spelling bee iridocyclitis, Mega Charizard's height
@sergmcmuffin
2 жыл бұрын
It was webkinz btw
@levitator45
2 жыл бұрын
@@sergmcmuffin thanks! I'll edit it then
@wolfx.2546
2 жыл бұрын
Enumclaw..
@defnotaiden846
2 жыл бұрын
@@wolfx.2546 wanna take a trip to see horses for no good reason
@P_steez
2 жыл бұрын
Well said
@Aldrvan
2 жыл бұрын
No one can argue that Schlatt memorizing John Cena's Mandarin lines about an ice cream is one of his best and funniest bits.
@AdultsAreTalking
2 жыл бұрын
I think it was vanilla
@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521
2 жыл бұрын
jon fena is my mom im a yt szar
@abde999
2 жыл бұрын
bits ? that was no bit
@YoutubePizzer
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t undersell his other bits
@garf5484
2 жыл бұрын
Unlimited bacon and no games? Or games (unlimited games) but no bacon? 🤔
@yardstick4625
2 жыл бұрын
He stay bing chilling
@xjing800
2 жыл бұрын
Yes he stay ice cream
@Hesgamein
2 жыл бұрын
+ 10,000 social credit
@YoutubePizzer
2 жыл бұрын
he staid it
@Guacamolepapi
2 жыл бұрын
as a Taiwanese, I am both horrified and surprised at how good his pronunciation is
@brianwu3005
2 жыл бұрын
'Sup 🇹🇼
@ZoMGA_nR
2 жыл бұрын
Not a real country
@krismine99
2 жыл бұрын
Let's hope the Ukrainian situation didn't embolden China too much
@brianwu3005
2 жыл бұрын
@@ZoMGA_nR cope
@brianwu3005
2 жыл бұрын
@@krismine99 seeing how swimmingly it's going for Russia, I'm pre sure Winnie the pooh has learned sum lessons whilst watching from afar.
@EngineerInASweatshirt
2 жыл бұрын
"早上好中国。现在我有冰淇淋。我很喜欢冰淇淋。" (Zaoshang hao zhongguo. Xian zai wo you bingqili. Wo hen xihuan bingqili.) Good morning China. Right now I've got ice cream. I really like ice cream.
@big14tx
2 жыл бұрын
I loved how Connor looked genuinely troubled or disturbed the entire episode, which actually I’m concerned but it was so funny how quiet he was
@1Plebeian
2 жыл бұрын
Manlet connor
@benb7883
2 жыл бұрын
Not sure why I feel the need to correct this but Sydney, Australia is the capital of the UNSC in Halo, New Mombasa is just close to the location of the Ark. Presumably that was chosen as the location by the developers cause it explains why humans emerged out of that region of Africa.
@loztwalker5068
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks, as someone who only played from CE to halo 3 and ODST, and read none of the books, it's always good to find enlightening snippets of halo lore in a jschlatt/chinese propaganda clip.
@RobbeeMueller
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you i was improperly bothered as well
@toad3222
2 жыл бұрын
Sydney?
@bencam8178
2 жыл бұрын
@@toad3222 yeah what about it
@gooper3644
2 жыл бұрын
That’s an odd choice. I’m not complaining, I live in Sydney, but Sydney isn’t even the capital of Australia so I have no idea how it would become the capital of the world
@morganortiz5001
2 жыл бұрын
I love that the fact that he laughed knowing what he was gonna do next
@stro3277
2 жыл бұрын
Your twin should be in jail.
@jarrydvrcic9959
2 жыл бұрын
The shudder at 0:50 is when the brainwashing kicked in
@KyleAPemberton
2 жыл бұрын
Once again Schlatt is referencing the great Sark. With his 'What would China do' bit.
@philswift8793
2 жыл бұрын
Them talking about Halo without saying Halo gave me whiplash
@kuraresacupcakes
2 жыл бұрын
I know nothing about Halo and just accepted that New Mombasa was the capital of the world
@philswift8793
2 жыл бұрын
@@kuraresacupcakes It isn't. Sydney is, New Mombasa is just a mega city where Halo 2 and Halo 3 ODST take place.
@sushiman3817
2 жыл бұрын
He said New Mombasa and my terabytes of useless Halo knowledge that I've built up over a decade from reading all the books kicked in. New Mombasa is not the world capital however, it is the main site of what in the halo universe is the cradle of mankind after the halo rings fire the first time. That's why a lot of halo 3 takes place there, because the covenant are trying to get back to the rings to activate them, and because all living creature DNA was stored on the rings during the activation nthen teleported, they could reverse that and go back to the ring (big brain). The capital of the UEG (united earth government) would be in Sydney Australia, because idk why tf.
@timewellspent8137
2 жыл бұрын
The hyper authoritarian Australian super-state rapidly expanded after the leaders of the country revealed themselves to be kangaroos of above average intellect. We didn't stand a chance. They jump _so_ fast
@captainmadoli4498
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was gonna say, but I think they were confused with Mombassa’ involvement with the portal to the ark and the composers at the battle of Mombassa (battle of Mombassa is a bit of a retcon by 343 but still) I think they likely got Mombassa’ targeting as strategic destruction.
@drsupermonk7831
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you, that was bothering me. I don't remember them saying where the capital of earth is in the ones I've read but the headquarters of ONI are definitely in Sydney
@Dunn1216
2 жыл бұрын
Yep. We also know that from Halo 2's I Love Bee's that New Mombasa is actually an unpopular, low energy location on Earth.
@ToxicRoachX50
2 жыл бұрын
@@timewellspent8137 no, they are a spider archanid hivemind
@pieguy5323
2 жыл бұрын
He just slowly turns more and more into Sark 😂
@lauridscm1
2 жыл бұрын
WWCD is an old Sark bit about how china's gonna run the world Schlatt even commented on that video
@cauchemar479
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he fucking learned it
@Random_User_36
Жыл бұрын
I miss Charlie on the pod, him and Schlatt fed off of each others energy so we’ll, there’s no bits like the good old days
@dingfunction287
2 жыл бұрын
300 Chinese Fingertraps
@northpenguins
2 жыл бұрын
It makes so much sense now
@charliepaglini2466
2 жыл бұрын
Give me back my gun loving god fearing Shlatt!
@ackvon9081
2 жыл бұрын
I think god fears schlatt
@glassofwater281
2 жыл бұрын
@@ackvon9081 he certainly does
@Rustytombyt
2 жыл бұрын
This "Jschlatt" guy seems to be a big fan of China.
@mariuslarsen5587
2 жыл бұрын
It seems to "me" that "big guy" is just "bing" chilling 🇨🇳🍦
@4bidn1
2 жыл бұрын
Ted's Halo joke going over everyones head made 12 year old me very sad
@cranknlesdesires
2 жыл бұрын
I like the idea that in the theoretical world where china takes that place that they instantly make the whole island into a city. One of the largest infrastructure projects ever just bang done “Rome wasn't built in a day but this sure was” type beat
@alshabib5849
2 жыл бұрын
and then it falls down the next day because they build "concrete" with literal styrofoam
@gardenerzh0ngbase173
2 жыл бұрын
@@alshabib5849 When china puts their mind to something, its actually built well and made to last. They do that for shit they actually care about. All the crappy made in china plastic is meant to break and have masses coming back for more, cause its so cheap and easy to replace. That strategy helps them make more money and corner the markets.
@Karin029_
2 жыл бұрын
The last sentence before the video ends is one risk I'd be afraid to take on the internet lol
@_Bran
2 жыл бұрын
Newkraine goes hard
@honeykingvods2874
2 жыл бұрын
underrated joke tbh
@darabkhan9777
2 жыл бұрын
The thing is. Newkraine is a pretty okay and tame joke. But did he mean Nuke-raine cause now thats completely different
@timepiece_enthusiast
2 жыл бұрын
(New) Mombasa isn’t the universe‘s capital city in Halo, it’s actually Sydney, Australia…
@solthegamer3769
2 жыл бұрын
Not after Cortana nuked it lmao
@cutegamerboy
2 жыл бұрын
This is remarkable
@gigachad9389
Жыл бұрын
“Bing chilling”🥶
@4kduck947
2 жыл бұрын
leave the man alone! hes just bing chilling!
@clarclaire
2 жыл бұрын
real ones have already seen schlatt say it on sleep deprived 💯💯
@bmepnt
2 жыл бұрын
West Taiwan???????????
@interested3791
2 жыл бұрын
We’ve actually been seeing signs for a long time
@criticalhex
2 жыл бұрын
300 Chinese finger traps
@jerbid_
2 жыл бұрын
i love how the shadow from his hat makes him look like an anime villain while he speaks john xina
@piguy9225
2 жыл бұрын
Like Schlatt, I too am cursed with knowledge.
@hazel9490
Жыл бұрын
I really liked the part where “Schlatt” went “Zao shang hao zhōng guó xiàn zài wo you bīng qí lín wo hen xihuān bīng qí lín.”
@bobbyadams3010
2 жыл бұрын
He’s on that social credit grind
@ganii1804
2 жыл бұрын
i can tell he's been waiting for this bit for too long
@drunkensheep_
2 жыл бұрын
i love all of the in person episodes
@junilog
2 жыл бұрын
This is a certified cao shang hao zhong guo moment
@wwalt2819
2 жыл бұрын
NEWKRAIN! HOW DOES SCHLATT KEEP PREDICTING THESE THINGS!
@mcstompwaffle
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, the capital of the UAE was actually Sydney, Australlia Weird, I know.
@solthegamer3769
2 жыл бұрын
Not really weird. Halo is set 500 years in the future. Our current political landscape isn't really relevant
@irok1
2 жыл бұрын
China does have a problem with breaking apart and coming back together historically speaking
@In.da.pot.that.some_wap
2 жыл бұрын
Yea, based on macroeconomics they have one big problem and that is land. It’s one of the factors of production and unless they expand the growth will catch up to them. It’s Malthusian’s dilemma. They can barely even feed their people and North Korea has that problem, but that’s because they put more resources into their military.
@bargourt
2 жыл бұрын
bing chilling
@dagemanalf8903
2 жыл бұрын
Schlatt for sure does not know that Chinas population is already on a decline and will keep being on a decline if nothing changes there. So probably India will be the most populated country by far.
@mattstbe6452
2 жыл бұрын
I think it's on decline because of the cost of living which is making people choose not to have families altogether, mixed with the two child law is slowing down growth even more. I don't think they see it as a major problem, otherwise they'd eliminate those laws, and double their housing supply in the blink of an eye. Remember, they made that law because they thought population was growing way too fast.
@imaXkillXya
2 жыл бұрын
This is a bing chilling classic. ♾ social credits
@RND_ADV_X
2 жыл бұрын
He broke their minds so hard until they realized it was xina quotes 🤣🤣🤣
@li04am
2 жыл бұрын
actually the capital of earth in halo is Sydney
@dumdumbringgumgum2940
2 жыл бұрын
i lost it the 2nd time he said it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheBlueEyedBastard
2 жыл бұрын
The Chinese John Cena bit that Schlatt did was MR. Sark levels of funny :)))))
@usmansaleem9498
2 жыл бұрын
Raise the audio my man.
@finger2467
Жыл бұрын
*scrawling notes frantically* trigger word is Valorant......
@_lorenzobeats
2 жыл бұрын
“These podcasts are being released several weeks later” *shanghai in shambles*
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