Hey babe let’s go to a comedy show to rekindle our relationship The comedy show:
@Chino57038
Жыл бұрын
😂
@davineuskens21
Жыл бұрын
Right? lmaooo
@Girthanokulis._.69
Жыл бұрын
@@shanelangdon7473 who knows if something happened to make him think like that
@fgyttyhgg
Жыл бұрын
@@Girthanokulis._.69didn't get joke
@aPeachWhoLovesYeshua
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jakoblopez6467
Жыл бұрын
He missed an opportunity to tell her "Things aren’t adding up here"
@iLoveTheBamx
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ProdBC
Жыл бұрын
He made up for it w the history line
@sheerheartentertainment8975
Жыл бұрын
Ouuuuu isht buddy 😂👌🏻
@andrew5744
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking when she said she was a teacher he was gonna make a joke that it ain’t even a grown man taking his girl it’s a student 😂
@jerronsmith1787
Жыл бұрын
I fucking swear that’s I was thinking 💯💯😂
@Alastair_
8 ай бұрын
Every girl- "He's just a friend!" Every guy - "No he's fkn not"
@xxxhoodooxxx
7 ай бұрын
And the guy is right.
@Mebeshe
7 ай бұрын
I'm a girl, and I know a man isn't just trying to be a female's friend. He's just waiting.
@babayaga2829
6 ай бұрын
@@Mebeshealways
@jaybird0312
6 ай бұрын
@@Mebeshe thats why men get so antsy. We know because at one point we were that guy. Whether we like it or not, we were all that guy at one point. Ladies. We know. We. KNOW.
@stubert94
6 ай бұрын
@@jaybird0312I'm the dude teacher right now.. in the exact predicament lmao.
@ellabridges7371
5 ай бұрын
Oh is he a teacher? No he is a student
@Nem01
3 ай бұрын
That's gone south real quick.😅
@JesusOurLordandSavior
3 ай бұрын
Oh snap, some Mary Kay crap...
@jerinbiju7870
2 ай бұрын
Could've been a janitor or something
@RCBackstaber
Ай бұрын
“NOOO THATS WORSE”
@fallenpine5544
27 күн бұрын
Where's that meme of Mr Incredible where it is him then it goes Black and White, because that would be golden for this right here
@simsimme1799
Жыл бұрын
dang that history line was smooth af 😂
@andidreyes5323
Жыл бұрын
We call this "startin' shit"...LOL, chemistry to history is just all kinda fckd up.
@jeremypiper4309
Жыл бұрын
For real hahaha
@boredapathetic
Жыл бұрын
should’ve asked if he’s given her his STEM yet
@pollyjuicepattypollyjuicep2082
Жыл бұрын
My favorite line!
@Howaboutyes11
Жыл бұрын
😂
@-Jozef
Жыл бұрын
I already know that boyfriend ain’t staying with her after that bit lmao
@tFthreat99
Жыл бұрын
Bahahahahaa
@tFthreat99
Жыл бұрын
I’m cringing at this background story 😂😂 feel bad for my dude
@staceytaylor4999
Жыл бұрын
Haha right 😂
@anant5443
Жыл бұрын
Good for him he saved that dude a lot of time
@tekaunicorn4775
Жыл бұрын
And he shouldnt 😂
@Indi
8 ай бұрын
That history line was too good 😂
@rachette123
4 күн бұрын
It was.
@danii1818
Ай бұрын
Low key a hero for helping that dude out 😂
@blackbenetavo7715
Жыл бұрын
He just straight up instigated a relationship fight on the way home.
@BraddahSpliff
Жыл бұрын
They already admitted to arguing on the way to the show, so... 🤷♂️
@tylerfengler1890
Жыл бұрын
Maybe he made her realize she gunna have to chose. Can’t have both.
@user-nj1zu2nf1x
Жыл бұрын
He saved that guy although let's be honest they probably still together and she's probably still a disgusting flirt
@natvelo
Жыл бұрын
@@tylerfengler1890 she can't have a best friend and a boyfriend? okay lol
@ryansabell9702
Жыл бұрын
@@natvelo if you’re in a relationship, your partner should be your best friend…
@illuminaticonfirmed1389
Жыл бұрын
“according to her” lmao yeah this relationship ain’t gon last
@iLoveTheBamx
Жыл бұрын
Frrr
@rosefulmadness
Жыл бұрын
that sounded so petty and borderline toxic tho, like bro chill
@MrMoarpienao
Жыл бұрын
It shouldn’t last either lol I’m glad for him getting out of that situation
@MrMoarpienao
Жыл бұрын
@@rosefulmadness what’s toxic is having a male best friend who you met at and work with 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩sounds like he’s learned his worth and finally decided to exercise that boundary
@clownshrooms
Жыл бұрын
@@MrMoarpienao ladies is it toxic to have friends
@brandnushooze
Ай бұрын
He can’t miss. His ability to think and quickly come up with a joke, is amazing.
@MichelleJ1822
Ай бұрын
I can’t get over how quick and witty he is!!! He literally says what pops into his head! I do that sometimes and I make people mad. 😂
@brandonthompson5796
Жыл бұрын
So happy he decided to be a comedian instead of a couples therapist 🤣
@crazycrashgirlrx7423
Жыл бұрын
Haha like your humour thats great ❤🥰
@mamagbluntbuthonest6516
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@billycherokee7630
Жыл бұрын
Now he’s doin both e
@kanico1582
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha not a lot of comments make me laugh this one did ❤
@lokiprepper
Жыл бұрын
@@billycherokee7630 My thought exactly 🤣
@mrugankdesai8055
Жыл бұрын
Bro just gave the couple the nudge they both needed to end it.
@Oliver-2103
Жыл бұрын
Fr too many are staying in bad relationships cuz they ain't got the guts to end it. They prefer the comfort of having a partner more than their partners.
@carlosAlvarez-gf5ef
Жыл бұрын
End it or fix it lol sometimes you need to be called out on your stupidity 🤣 new male bestfriend 🤣 😂
@TheGoldenSkelly
Жыл бұрын
@@Oliver-2103 one simple rule is to not permit any kind of cheating to take place, that is unacceptable. Id say other things are worth working on because good things dont come easy including love
@kittyalana2583
Жыл бұрын
@@Oliver-2103 what is so bad about their relationship that you got from this 1 minute clip?
@mailbox4985
Жыл бұрын
@@kittyalana2583 Bc we see these types of women everywhere and they end up cheating
@BTS_straykids_78
3 ай бұрын
Bro he ended their relationship with just school subjects lol the history and chemistry one was so funny 🤣
@s.scirocco4411
5 ай бұрын
Dude is straight up masterful working a room. His interaction with this couple was so good you could say he could give lessons.
@Calupp
Жыл бұрын
Imagine your couples therapist is just a professional roast comedian.
@ezrat9135
Жыл бұрын
And all your sessions have an audience
@catejones3843
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes my therapist calls me out for my bullshit and I late wait oh 🤡 those are usually the most important lessons I learn about myself lmao
@Happytuna007
Жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that would skip past a years worth of therapy
@Zobokolobozo
Жыл бұрын
Basicly how it is if ur the male in the couple lmao theraphist be there bonding talkin bout nails and shi knowing full well whos idea it is to go pay someone to be able to talk.
@meechipeachi
Жыл бұрын
Quick and quite painful but also effective
@mwalkerl
Жыл бұрын
My ex, a teacher, always tried to dismiss the 'friendship' she had with her co-worker. They're married now.
@e4_blitz785
Жыл бұрын
Yikes..
@rwjbeetle8344
Жыл бұрын
guess they taught chemistry
@shambolicrhetoric6143
Жыл бұрын
I’m more concerned that someone who is allowed to teach said that she teaches “mathematic”. Lmao.
@scarletrose2880
Жыл бұрын
You drove her off my dude
@jax2903
Жыл бұрын
ah yes so all teacher friends must also want to eventually marry, yes yes i forgot
@_aradgmz
Ай бұрын
It's unbelievable the way this can be that spontaneous
@jscho8674
3 ай бұрын
He is so QUICK!!! 😂
@nathaniellafontaine8078
Жыл бұрын
Her “Noo0o000oo” said all we needed to know
@Chino57038
Жыл бұрын
fr, poor guy
@milkyyp0p
Жыл бұрын
literally. poor dude
@mliwli
Жыл бұрын
yeah it was annoying as hell but what does it mean
@Virttreks
Жыл бұрын
@@mliwli when someone says something in a higher pitch than normal it usually means they’re lying
@mliwli
Жыл бұрын
@@Virttreks ohh ok sorry i get it now
@Drobo1
Жыл бұрын
That’s her bestfriend but wasn’t fully sure what he teaches 😂
@0rokuSaki
Жыл бұрын
Cause they're focus is on sex ed
@mariekom81
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt; but that shit was shady fr😂😂😂
@5000Seabass
Жыл бұрын
He’s teaching her biology for sure
@Violet-tt4tp
Жыл бұрын
getting to know her anatomy 😮💨
@MiVidaBellisima
Жыл бұрын
She created a pause to make her boyfriend feel more comfortable. He would have felt even more uneasy if she didn’t hesitate, she knew every detail about his life without thinking…. The whole situation is giving “work husband”
@brandonsmith3782
2 ай бұрын
He teaches science, so...hes the football coach
@AnjuliMack
8 ай бұрын
😂 Matt is so good with crowd work
@Demon-Dino-27
Жыл бұрын
“Doesn’t sound like it” the way he said that 😭
@lofiboy6025
Жыл бұрын
Ahahaha yeah... anyways drop ur snap Grace
@Demon-Dino-27
Жыл бұрын
@@lofiboy6025 why
@dianas251
Жыл бұрын
@@Demon-Dino-27don’t do it grace
@Tralby19
Жыл бұрын
@@Demon-Dino-27 cause you've got a female name and that's enough for him
@Demon-Dino-27
Жыл бұрын
@@Tralby19 welp I’m taken so he can’t have me
@sovietleader3096
Жыл бұрын
“Is he also a teacher?” “No he’s one of the students”
@MF-hj7ps
10 ай бұрын
Plot twist!
@astarnamedchar
10 ай бұрын
😬
@andrewkyle2540
10 ай бұрын
Was waiting for that too! 😅
@amabutcher1988
9 ай бұрын
Someone has to pretend binary is enjoyable. (STORY this chick is an edgy actor , or, educator?)
@jackieschafer8264
9 ай бұрын
Lol I was waiting for that. If she would have said student I would have lost it lol😂
@ramzysyed
15 күн бұрын
That spontaneity is too awesome!
@Kodamare
23 күн бұрын
Mans honestly one of the best wingmen at his shows, and be real, some of these are like dad level jokes but his delivery and expression are spot on xD
@LighteningfireBlood
Жыл бұрын
That “uhhh.. science” spoke VOLUMES
@BaePlatinum
Жыл бұрын
Especially since you could clearly hear the question mark in it.
@lekkerpruven887
Жыл бұрын
He is actually a very very fit pe teacher
@en2336
Жыл бұрын
What do you mean? I thought she didn't even know what he teaches so they're not that close/she's not paying that much attention to stuff about him
@Allthemotioninwhite
Жыл бұрын
@@en2336 there’s no wayyyy… every faculty member at each school knows each other and what everyone does… I was a para for an elementary school back home so I definitely knew who was who in our building…
@IrisRiedel6
Жыл бұрын
I don't get it, can someone explain what the tone meant?
@ktdubs-vf5jj
Жыл бұрын
My husband works from home. He had this chick at work constantly messaging him. She's in Philly and he's here in Texas. Finally she said something about him being her work husband, just someone to confide in when work sucks and he can bitch to her about work. His response? "I have a real wife at home, I can complain to her anytime about work"
@_Mikey758
Жыл бұрын
There's a reason why he's your husband, keep this man for life
@ZeranZeran
Жыл бұрын
Keep that man close and surprise him with a hug and a kiss on the forehead
@chaoswitch1974
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha omg what did she say?
@abbylauren8570
Жыл бұрын
If i came across that message in my husband's phone ---I'd surprise him with his favorite thing❤😂 and a sandwich lol... faithful loyalty is. very. sexy!👌🙌🙌🙌
@dillongage
Жыл бұрын
This right here is it for sure. Its okay to have friends of the opposite sex, but theres certain things you should only do and say with you SO. I have a longtime friend Lexi. Known her since I was about 6 years old, and have been bestfriends since. We both love fantasy movies, so we nerd out together. Back in the day, we would just lay in her bed or mine and watch on her laptop. The second she got a BF I moved my ass to the couch. She was confused and thought I had some problem with her. Nah, girl. I just understand it would make your BF uncomfortable, and I respect YOU to much to jeopardize your relationship so that I can see the screen better. 5 years later, I was her husbands bestman when they tied the knot. Hes like a brother to me now. Thats how it should go. If they really are your bestfriend, you would NEVER do anything that might cost them a chance at happiness.
@bradh6791
2 ай бұрын
They may have gone to the show together they sure didnt leave the show that way 😂
@JDGamingPR
6 ай бұрын
Damn, his jokes were perfect. Love the class puns. Lmao. Genius.
@towboattrash
Жыл бұрын
This is what you call….”stirring the pot”. Dude got an oar in that kettle.
@kitkat79az
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@12NiBer12
8 ай бұрын
an OAR lmfao
@aldwinjasperjoniega8973
8 ай бұрын
a ladle is already worse but a fcking OAR!? 🤣🤣💀💀
@ryancaldeira3696
7 ай бұрын
BRO IM DEAD AN OAR??!! 😂😂😂😂
@BandWagonWS
7 ай бұрын
hahahahah oar in the kettle. did you make that up? clever
@wyattbarger793
Жыл бұрын
The man singlehandedly broke them up
@rbush19861
Жыл бұрын
Nah, she broke them up. All he did was shine a light on the situation.
@Rattys
11 ай бұрын
Yeah, because Matt Rife is the one trying to get her to see what is in his supply closet.
@Noname-ou6iv
10 ай бұрын
In a way it's actually a really good thing because at least he's not going to be paying child support for 18 long years. That's alot of money in the long run and it can ruin your life by alot so I guess if you really think about it then it's a good thing to be honest
@Uncivil_Dreams
10 ай бұрын
good. he helped that man out big time! shes either completely unloyal and a 304, OR shes unloyal and but just an attenion 304. both scenarios are unloyal tho, as *best case* scenario is shes accepting and wanting attention from another guy, so she needs to get left asap. id be upset to learn that he just allowed her to keep being unloyal and didnt leave her.
@chipapa50
2 ай бұрын
Matt killing it as always.
@DeanJace0227
2 ай бұрын
When you go to a comedy show married and leave Divorced!!! Lol 😂
@benjamin_lee
Жыл бұрын
Math....science...chemistry...history.... Matt rife your brain is one of a kind
@Mr3keestylee
Жыл бұрын
At least he's not a cunning linguist😂
@lookslikeanangel
Жыл бұрын
@@Mr3keestylee being as cute as he is, some of us ladies wish he was. Lol
@Mr3keestylee
Жыл бұрын
@@lookslikeanangel well, I was talking about the audience member's work friend, but I'm sure Matt will be flattered - you're not wrong btw
@eren1707
Жыл бұрын
Base level humour, this guy still thinks farts are funny ^
@thelastskywalker437
Жыл бұрын
@@Mr3keestylee is this an ERB reference
@adamm7010
9 ай бұрын
Matt destroying whole ass relationships as an opener😂
@JustPierreMusic
2 ай бұрын
Seems like that relationship been on the rocks lol
@Aneiresssmith
2 ай бұрын
Fr
@Argylleagen
2 ай бұрын
sometimes the kindest thing you can do to a person is a reality check
@lazybiker234
Ай бұрын
Relationship was already destroyed, they were just in denial.
@nathanielsmith8068
Ай бұрын
He helped bro out
@MirageUchiha
7 ай бұрын
Damn, his crowd work is fucking phenomenal! I wanna go to one of his shows oneday!
@VadersFirst
8 ай бұрын
Some of these are too perfect it makes me think they’re planted
@fozzydare7987
10 күн бұрын
This is the real world friend
@brandon1469
Жыл бұрын
That’s gonna be an uncomfortable ride home.
@fappylp2574
Жыл бұрын
Following a slightly more comfortable ride at work!
@yaya4768
Жыл бұрын
I will never understand the “best friend” thing. Unless he’s gay there’s no such thing
@NonsenseSir
Жыл бұрын
Bitch can walk…
@timothynicholson7300
Жыл бұрын
@@yaya4768 I definitely agree with you on that mindset as well! That’s how I think and feel
@eliaquadarella2948
Жыл бұрын
@@yaya4768exactly
@11jrg11
Ай бұрын
Love ❤️ that the couple was chill! 🎉Go back and see Matt in 20yrs! Lol if he's still around..
@mauricemakwangwala961
10 ай бұрын
The way she said science set up red flags
@pthesmith
2 ай бұрын
💯
@Alisonk.m
2 ай бұрын
It was probably a cover up from what he actually teaches.
@toCatchAnAI
11 ай бұрын
He just saved a dude from a lifelong suffering.
@nix2455
10 ай бұрын
Actually though.
@ceoofperception
10 ай бұрын
Tell yo girl I said hello I know who you are
@eradict
9 ай бұрын
I feel like dude's just overthinking
@toomandjeerriy5035
9 ай бұрын
Balls
@barkleybarkleyy4418
8 ай бұрын
@@eradict I don't feel, I know, that he is in fact not overthinking. BFF, coworker, opposite gender? Lmfao, get out of here.
@GaMeBoY439
Ай бұрын
This guy is amazing at crowd work. Kudos 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I gotta catch a Matt Rife show at some point. Him and Troy Bond
@laeeqwilliams1771
Жыл бұрын
This dude literally added gasoline to the fire
@mortumatiidekkt
Жыл бұрын
if it's gonna burn anyway, best to make it quicker :))
@cheesypizzajokes
Жыл бұрын
@@mortumatiidekkt exactly
@glitch-pr3nr
Жыл бұрын
Carrot top😅
@glitch-pr3nr
Жыл бұрын
@@mortumatiidekkt only fools rush in, where angels fear to tread😅
@baron5688
Жыл бұрын
that's not what literally means...
@wakaneut
Жыл бұрын
It's always the co-worker that that you "don't have to worry".
@goodiegoodygumdrops
Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@peterthethird7132
11 ай бұрын
I love how females don't realize that the only reason a man and woman r friends is because one or both the genders got feelings for each other but it's just not there yet. I bet the same females would go apeshit if their man had a girl "bestfriend"
@MrRmmk1
11 ай бұрын
If you have to worry about it, why are you with your partner in the first place. Should be confident in your ability to keep her. And confident that you'll find someone else if it doesn't work out
@faycheney4106
11 ай бұрын
I said the 'you don't have to worry about him" line.... Been together for ten years now 😂
@ceoofperception
10 ай бұрын
I know he fucking the shit out your wife like tf that’s messed up ima cry for you
@FolkoMagipaw
Ай бұрын
Bro should've responded "Keep talking that smack, you'll end up the next subject of the Biology class. Topic of the day: Dissection" xd
@Benjerry69
6 ай бұрын
The crowd work is incredible lol
@kingten912
Жыл бұрын
I got a job working at a call center for century link, sometime later I helped my girlfriend get a job there also. They put us on different teams so we wouldn't distract each other. A guy on her team started going to her cubicle all the time talking (flirting) with her. I asked if it was a problem and she said no it was harmless and he just was helping her learn the new job. I'm not a very insecure person and I didn't think I had reason to not trust her so I let it be. She's now my ex girlfriend and married to that guy.
@kxnfuzed2582
Жыл бұрын
Sorry about that bro. Its sad how sometimes other people can get what they want and experience no consequences for hurting the people they leave behind.
@kingten912
Жыл бұрын
@@kxnfuzed2582 You're right, but for real it's his problem now. Without getting into it, there was so much toxicity in that relationship. I mean I hope they have a happy life and all that, I don't wish them any pain or illwill or anything. But if she's still like she was when we were together.. lol man he did me a solid and really saved my life even if not meaning to. I took 4 years after that just being single. I focused on work, trying to take the right steps to find a career path. I did the Tinder thing a bit and I kept my eyes open in case I saw a woman of value but I never did so I refused to let myself get caught up again with someone like her who I lost so much time with. Eventually though I took a job where I met the woman that would become my best friend. She's everything I could want in a partner. Had I stayed with my girlfriend from before, I likely would have never met her, and if I would have I wouldn't have paid her any attention because I wasn't interested in cheating or putting energy into other women, so she would have floated right by me. Not to mention, the ex probably would have been the death of me. So I feel like I got the upper hand on that one if anything lol. But I appreciate the good sentiment all the same. Not everyone's situation is like mine.. It's terrible how so many of us let these women ruin our lives.
@travishayslip9409
Жыл бұрын
@@kxnfuzed2582 bro it's life. Don't take it like a bitch, take it like a man and move on
@Anonymous8317
Жыл бұрын
Yup, guys aren’t friends with women for no reason. If they like you, they want you.
@therealhound3977
Жыл бұрын
She didn't deserve you on the positive side that at least it happened before u settled down and destroyed your life
@NeoN-PeoN
Жыл бұрын
She got herself a "work boyfriend". Never a good thing, gents. Never a good thing.
@tatiana4050
Жыл бұрын
Imagine women having friends. Disgusting
@aglassofwhitewata8759
Жыл бұрын
Ntr
@unbanned6175
Жыл бұрын
I'd just find myself a "weekend girlfriend" lmao
@tatiana4050
Жыл бұрын
@@unbanned6175 work boyfriend isn't actually a boyfriend. It's usually "work husband" which usually just means that you are being shipped together. Doesn't mean anything more than that
@NeoN-PeoN
Жыл бұрын
@@tatiana4050 Never a good thing, homie. Never a good thing.
@heidiort2438
Ай бұрын
I love ❤️ his voice 😂
@parabrahmadas
8 ай бұрын
Such an underappreciated joke
@geesegoose6174
Жыл бұрын
The look in his eyes at 'THAT'S WORSE' 😂 shit got real
@ajvaldez42
11 ай бұрын
The only other person in my department is a married guy with three kids. We chat all the time because we're sitting right next to each other for 8 hours a day. One day, he said I was his work wife. My reply "Ugh! No, thanks. I have a husband already, don't need more." Boundaries are a sign of respect for everyone involved.
@lnSignia
7 ай бұрын
Good action Miss.
@nishthagupta1357
7 ай бұрын
Exactly
@roozki808
7 ай бұрын
Its honestly wild how people literally start using terminology like this lmfao.. Subconciously creating a situation by referring to a woman you work with as your work wife, and before you know it, things aren’t going so smooth at home and it can lead to disaster… Just stay professional and refer to them as your god damn colleagues😂😭
@samanthakoehler5522
7 ай бұрын
Cool story. She has a friend. Never called him a work hubby. Do you have friends? That would be a relatable topic to this
@nawdude4292
6 ай бұрын
Respect to you, good woman✊ He definitely knew what he was doing. Whether he really wants to go there or not isn't written in stone by his actions but he ain't exactly innocent either. Why even play around like that knowing how dumb we can get as humans?!
@bennyfugazzi1054
7 ай бұрын
When she said teacher you know he was hoping for nurse 😂
@sugewhitejacoby8654
8 ай бұрын
His play on words is so fast and spot on! But his tickets are crazy$$$$
@emilybeecher1589
Жыл бұрын
Rip to the couple, they fought on the way but they’re DEFINITELY fighting on the way home, too
@KristianRobertsen
Жыл бұрын
And when they break up, that "best friend" will dial up his game for sure. 99 out of 100, the dude is waiting to F her.
@JakeTaaylor
Жыл бұрын
She was speaking fluently right up until he started to ask questions about her “best friend”. Then she stutters and says “uhh” before answering.
@LugaruEvolutions
Жыл бұрын
She didn't say a word before that lol
@alyssasnell17
Жыл бұрын
@@LugaruEvolutions she got asked where she works and what she does for work and things like that and answered perfectly fine..until “best friend” was involved then she starts stuttering and messing up
@reznovvazileski3193
Жыл бұрын
@@alyssasnell17 I mean technically the very first question was about her "friend" because "where did you meet him" but I see what you mean now after he honed in on what he does she's like ehhh uhhh ohh ehh xD Also hear that pitch change after he drops the "do you have chemistry?" :') Almost as if she's holding back a laugh and suddenly tries to come of playful in a way. Not the greatest sign in my experience.
@alyssasnell17
Жыл бұрын
@@reznovvazileski3193 exactly..
@LeigonX
Жыл бұрын
She for the streets
@mrs.robinson-lotus
2 ай бұрын
God bless. He's so quick
@doreencolangelo9318
6 күн бұрын
He is SO FAST ON HIS FEET!! AWESOME
@jasonforpresident5678
Жыл бұрын
“Y’all are about to be history” That was a BAR
@ajdrikk
Жыл бұрын
ITS ALWAYS THE MATH WOMAN TEACHER AND THE SCIENCE MAN TEACHER.
@M3ricle
6 ай бұрын
My math teacher Man was married to my science teacher woman. Swap roles but yeah
@Nene_760
2 ай бұрын
Bro.. she sounded to gigly about that "noooo we dont"
@OkieCatfishN
2 ай бұрын
Matt is too fn good, that was no effort and some of the smartest fastest sht he could’ve said without any hesitation 😂
@aknightwing9077
Жыл бұрын
I had two teachers that were “best friends”. Til one left her husband for the other teacher.
@Rob-hb7wh
9 ай бұрын
Hey whaddya know, same! Two English teachers, and she had just had a kid maybe a year or two previously with the husband she left. Definitely didn't help that the students egged them on
@Tim-is-short
8 ай бұрын
I think every school has had _those_ teachers.
@noahpickerill3749
8 ай бұрын
@@Rob-hb7whoh wow, that's awful 😖
@FelixianoWest
8 ай бұрын
Yup, that happened in my school as well.
@WiseDelilah
Жыл бұрын
As someone who works in a school, I've seen many 'work best friends' become couples and they all had children within a year or getting together.
@lifeanimation3093
Ай бұрын
He does awesome crowd work
@EmilyFortenberry-og3rf
8 ай бұрын
These are THE BEST puns I have ever heard. And they’re not like cheesy or quirky just flat out funny😅!
@PlantHoardingAdventures
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 bro you just caused the fight on the way home! Lol
@marcose1137
Жыл бұрын
Nah, fight was gonna continue anyways, he just gave my boy support👍
@Xennyballs
Жыл бұрын
Shit good
@snroper96
Жыл бұрын
They each went their separate ways after that lol
@FluffyBusch
Жыл бұрын
@@marcose1137 He red pilled him. “Best friend” at work? Comon my guy….
@marcose1137
Жыл бұрын
@@FluffyBusch word lmao, ppl in the future are gonna laugh at this type of shit.
@TazControl9
Жыл бұрын
My man the executioner, breaking up relationships in real time
@TheRealGuusMcgoose
Жыл бұрын
my thought too lmaooo i was like bruhhhhh
@legionslair148
Жыл бұрын
He saved that dude some trouble for sure😂
@AlexAlex-wp1ef
23 күн бұрын
Broo you’re genius 😂😂😂😂
@Iplayphone
5 ай бұрын
Nice delivery as always
@kickupgamer
11 ай бұрын
That was good! He is so good at crowd work it’s unreal.
@eskimoblack
6 ай бұрын
Agreed
@Junestdabest
4 ай бұрын
@@tenchu3770 still very good🗿
@MichaelWilhelm-bt5tp
4 ай бұрын
To those who say he is so good and so polished
@MichaelWilhelm-bt5tp
4 ай бұрын
And and if people accuse him of being as good as he really is because some of this is staged pre-work and polished button down to the point of it doesn't look like work which it is because he is worth he is working he's quick he's on the market and he is from of course OH but if those of you who think that this is this is not brilliance and I would say that you'd have to work for hours upon hours upon hours upon hours to get it to be a college as math has this he's as perceptive as anyone I've ever seen that age and he's only getting stronger so tell me somebody whose supposedly polished and got this thing down to his science and has has it you know completely all all the luster just keeps getting brighter and brighter you can't tell me that that comes with knowing his audience so well that he's going to know from which direction he every comment comes sorry that's not polished and that's not overly pre-work maybe a couple of things here and there but that's an original talent and we honor him and I honor him and thank him for all his work and and his enlightenment that he's bringing to relationships
@kickupgamer
4 ай бұрын
@@tenchu3770 lol sounds good Bud 😂
@fiddymcdiddy8301
Жыл бұрын
That guys voice had all the answers you’ll ever need in life.
@arianluna4548
2 ай бұрын
Best at crowd work. Very quick !
@junimoony
Жыл бұрын
Guess you could say that guy was performing some Social studies.
@HoneyPastry
Жыл бұрын
Nice
@shapshooter7769
11 ай бұрын
And occasionally, gets some "physical education"
@jimiboi87
9 ай бұрын
@@shapshooter7769and afterwards they practice English! Hehe
@llkg9
Жыл бұрын
I've had male colleagues that were great friends and nothing more. But the way she says "Nooooooo" makes me think there's something going on, or she wishes there was.
@Richard-qd8tz
6 ай бұрын
Every one of your male colleagues would’ve banged you if given the slightest chance. You might not admit that but it’s 100% true.
@DAVID_DANGER
8 ай бұрын
The way she said "noo" is enough to know
@darindelorme3076
Ай бұрын
This was so smooth lol SO smooth it almost feels staged lol but Matt Rife really IS insanely quick witted
@PM2esc
Жыл бұрын
She may think they are just innocent friends but the husband knows what this co-worker of hers is thinking without even meeting him.
@serrael-182
7 ай бұрын
If shes hot and hes not gay for sure. I was kind of friends with unattractive girls i still prefer male friends a lot. I can have good relationships with female co workers even if theyre hot but yes it could get difficult if there are no clear boundaries. (If were both single of course it could be a chance theoretically)
@Hello0x0
7 ай бұрын
Honestly women know what they are doing. If your bf/husband feels uncomfortable of an opposite sx close friend and you continue to do it albeit behind his back she cheating 100%, because her guilty conscious is real
@adepuscas6501
6 ай бұрын
This is so true, I had a friend that I didn't see that often (like once every 2-3 months through a common friend) and my fiancée always said that the guy is off. I reassured him that this is not the case as I was soo sure that nothing is wrong. One day the guy tried to kiss me although I was very distant and after i rejected him he showed up the next day at our home, broke in and tried to convince me to run away with him. Luckily my fiancée was home and pinned him down until the police came. I repeat myself, we were not close friends at all, and I never gave him false ideas. My fiancée was right, man know what's in other men's minds. Trust your man ladies and ditch suspicious guys.
@Mac-hr9rg
5 ай бұрын
@@adepuscas6501cool totally I relatable story that nobody cares about
@RoyJones.
10 ай бұрын
Matt Rifes comedy is gold. He is witty, so quick comebacks and puns is on another level. Intrusive thoughts is insanely interesting to watch.
@MichaelWilhelm-bt5tp
4 ай бұрын
Yep game set and match
@donc2005
2 ай бұрын
He’s quick with it.
@westcoastkitties
5 ай бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂 I just discover this guy yesterday and can’t get enough , he is amazing.
@elizabethjoiner
Жыл бұрын
I literally rolled my eyes when he said the chemistry bit
@noyoudidnt5816
Жыл бұрын
Cool
@kitkat79az
11 ай бұрын
but i bet he got u w the history bit! 😂😂 cuz saaaame! ahhaa then i LOLed hahaha
@shizzle7642
Жыл бұрын
So quick & witty…😍❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
@organizedmicrowave4414
Жыл бұрын
It's cuz he's hot right. Right.
@SifuHull
2 күн бұрын
He's never just a friend😂
@gnarlynicholasreviews
Жыл бұрын
Bruh. This was fucking BRILLIANT. And damn, even how you started this whole thing… “whose the guy in her life that you hate?” GODDAMN! And that history line?! Alright. Alright man. Alright then. Shiiiiit
@annonimiss6422
Жыл бұрын
Lol are you new here
@lmao.lame_5555
Жыл бұрын
@@annonimiss6422I love that you said that because I couldn't word it 💀😭
@D-Rock420
Жыл бұрын
@@annonimiss6422 so what if they are
@isabelamogosanu7777
Жыл бұрын
And he was correct 😂
@minivan5908
Жыл бұрын
You seem quite taken aback my friend
@timothymatthews7028
4 ай бұрын
Exceptional crowd work
@rayden3857
Жыл бұрын
He knew right away that's fucking crazy "who's the guy in her life that you hate" im rollinghh
@gotsnuffify
Жыл бұрын
She had to think about under what category anatomy fell under.
@dbhugs
Жыл бұрын
She really need go back to college if that's the case cause it sure ain't under Chemistry 😂😂 Oh wait she said science 😂😂 rescinded
@ekkosparadox1879
11 күн бұрын
brother causally dropped a boom
@mimiporter8610
6 ай бұрын
Love this comedian!
@Lunareclipse9
2 ай бұрын
He is too good at this. Does he plant these people in the audience and have a joke already set up between them?? Lol😂
@treymtz
Жыл бұрын
A married teacher in my middle school always dismissed anything between her and a close friend teaching the same subject. One of them ended up cheating on her spouse with the other if I recall correctly and marrying them. I know its not in everyone to cheat, but if they acquire a new best friend after already being with you, especially if its at work, I'm gonna say be cautious. Just because they wouldn't cheat while in a relationship doesn't mean they wouldn't leave you for another.
@denilla8034
Жыл бұрын
How exactly can you be cautious? It's going to be whatever it's going to be. You can't control the actions of another
@reinablango4157
Жыл бұрын
I understand the advice you're giving here but you also need to be careful with this. Being suspicious of every work friend your partner is close with is another way to end a relationship pretty fast.
@bendover7841
Жыл бұрын
@@denilla8034 You ditch them the moment they pull some out of pocket sh1t like this.
@denilla8034
Жыл бұрын
@@bendover7841 You would leave your partner if they make a new friend, right off the bat? No questions asked?
@bendover7841
Жыл бұрын
@@denilla8034 That's a stupid argument and you know it.
@nataliecao9409
10 ай бұрын
He was so proud of the history joke he’s so cute
@g.a.d6988
6 ай бұрын
He did that one spongebob face
@MrBlack6delta
3 ай бұрын
Fukkin Rife....BEASTING it!
@noelleabra147
Жыл бұрын
The "according to her" is really the important part
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