Before you want to smash anything... Smash Like and Subscribe Edit: Thigh and Booba Ranking video already out
@danplaysshiz4704
Жыл бұрын
Marketing 100
@littleboss2006
Жыл бұрын
Can't believe Hu Tao don't have cake
@who________tao
Жыл бұрын
tbh I wanna smash something else…(UK what I mean🥴)
@windowserror953
11 ай бұрын
Shenhe got 32.2 inches of Kake. It's pretty easy just use the given Area to find circumference of that area.
@Klotzy4433
11 ай бұрын
For gods sake Go outside. This is actualy sad. Touch grass, take a shower.
@VergilVirtuoso
Жыл бұрын
It’s not about how big the cake is It’s about how good you can see it
@ImagineCats9339
Жыл бұрын
Eula : and I take this as a win
@HuH22132
Жыл бұрын
@@ImagineCats9339 eula ? Never heard of him/her
@ginger2114
Жыл бұрын
@@HuH22132 is that the new leaked physical carry for Mika?
@okbro.
Жыл бұрын
@@ginger2114 no bro, she is an upcoming pyro catalyst from inazuma that will be released on version 5.x
@prace2k
Жыл бұрын
Mona and ganyu just got the most visible and hottest cake ngl
@JunkoEnoshima.
Жыл бұрын
When I sae Shenhe at second I was like, Who on earth could possibly have a cake bigger than Shenhe's ? Then legit lost my shit when I saw who it is
@asix_knight
Жыл бұрын
I legit spilt my drink when it happened
@stoyantodorov2133
Жыл бұрын
My thoughts too. Shenhe has by far the best curves so I was totally expecting a "your mom" joke at the end. Reality turned out even funnier.
@sanchofagasta64
Жыл бұрын
On a side note. I've been playing Genshin non stop foryears but the one game that hooked me enough to forget about Genshin, just last patch, was Danganronpa
@bjornnilsson2941
Жыл бұрын
I legit paused the video for like 2 minutes trying to figure out who in the hell could be chunkier than Yelan, Eula and Shenhe. I gave up and then howled when I saw the winner! :D
@JunkoEnoshima.
Жыл бұрын
@@sanchofagasta64 You are welcome my comrade in despair
@J_Areal
Жыл бұрын
The "one and Oni" wins again!
@matthew78917
Жыл бұрын
Numero uno! While holding a miss hina standee in the air
@ValtenBG
Жыл бұрын
Fr. That hit me like a truck
@OrdepLiveira
Жыл бұрын
The Butt checker
@Jooolzhop
Жыл бұрын
@@OrdepLiveira indeed!
@dinkyborja
Жыл бұрын
A certified compadre moment
@meppeorga
Жыл бұрын
This is the most meta breaking and impactful data breakdown I've ever seen in genshin
@SetiKt
6 ай бұрын
It's not the size that matters, it is the shape. ❤
@somebody6996
6 ай бұрын
@@SetiKtyes, shape and how well you can see it. Obv in the game you can't very well but with this app he has, there's def a way
@omegadefender85
Жыл бұрын
Itto having the most cake is both hilarious and terrifying, simply because his baggy pants hid all that from us and we never knew about it.
@mauricioflorespatatas6171
Жыл бұрын
bro...
@saga8659
11 ай бұрын
That's where his muscles had gone to, now we know why he so fucking thin
@Goobleboogle
11 ай бұрын
@@saga8659YOU DID NOT LMFAO
@FutayuriShironeko
11 ай бұрын
Butt cross section is not just cake. For example diluc's and itto cross sections are massive but have curves of a cube. Quality cake is a size to shape ratio.
@idkatthispoint-s9s
5 ай бұрын
His baggy pants probably ARE the cake. Most of these are inaccurate because of the clothes, like how is Thoma's cake bigger than Raidens???
@joedalton155
Жыл бұрын
I started to laugh my ass off when i saw that wanderer has more cake than mona
@Komagawautaismywife
Жыл бұрын
I was shocked 😭
@justrandompun
11 ай бұрын
Same😂😂
@metallicarequiem2936
11 ай бұрын
Awkward moment when you got more cake than your girlfriend 😂
@yasukiofficial1541
11 ай бұрын
and i dont get how when the image above shows that mona's bakery is alot bigger and more curvature than scara's. that also includes the other women here who's curvature is insane compared to the men.
@luisfillipebeserra2108
11 ай бұрын
@@yasukiofficial1541because they focus more on the curvature of the female characters, looking bigger, many think for example that shenhe has the biggest breasts in the game but she doesn't
@buitom6942
Жыл бұрын
Remember that Itto's cake absorbed all impact when Itto fall from the ceiling in the story interlude. That cake is packing
@mauricioflorespatatas6171
Жыл бұрын
he says "ahhh my butt"
@hzo42069
11 ай бұрын
i like the part when he said "it's bakery time" and baked all over places
@potatochan8985
Жыл бұрын
give this guy a Resin
@snowparody
Жыл бұрын
A single resin lmao
@no-mads21st23
Жыл бұрын
@@snowparody lore akurat
@droidmotorola3884
4 ай бұрын
Genshin could never
@Dafydd4
Жыл бұрын
It's so funny the difference (increase) in the number of polygons some have e.g: Mona, Rosaria, Alhaitham. The devs have favourites.
@GamesPlayer1337
Жыл бұрын
That comes more down to how visible they are and how well they work with the clothes/viewing angle with the shader used ingame
@Negolossauro
11 ай бұрын
i lost it completely when shows venti's polygon distribuition is incredibly similar to the most "hard worked" favourites female cakes
@Buddy-Love
6 ай бұрын
@@Negolossaurosomeone is gay there
@serbanstein
Жыл бұрын
Ganyu, an adeptus who's genetically predisposed to putting on weight, ranks lower than reads notes a teen girl who's had magic cancer for most of her life
@bantatepon7015
Жыл бұрын
mona and ganyu surprised me beeing that low, but what they lack in size they have in shape.
@birisuandrei1551
Жыл бұрын
@@bantatepon7015 yeah mona is very thin but plump, golden ratio behind right there.
@fergala4397
Жыл бұрын
I really do hate when they draw Mona and ganyu overly thicc when they aren't. They are perfect the way they are
@Konpekikaminari
Жыл бұрын
Damn That diet of hers is *working*
@munchkinchalateo
11 ай бұрын
@@Konpekikaminari it’s not a diet, i’m pretty sure poor ganyu is actually starving herself :c
@insectslayer1374
Жыл бұрын
*"You thought first place would be Shenhe? But it was me, ITTO!"* -Arataki 'Rank #1 Cake' Itto
@C0ck_team
Жыл бұрын
Eula: I have the biggest cake in the game Shenhe: No, I have the biggest cake in the game Itto: ...
@mauricioflorespatatas6171
Жыл бұрын
arataki "the bigest cake" itto
@maxthepaladin2147
11 ай бұрын
I put the new Forgis on the Jeep
@ShootinMyWayOut
Жыл бұрын
Good cake is like a good rollercoaster: It's not about how wide it is if it's just slightly elavated, it's the exaggerration of the curves that makes it fun.
@dhruvkotnis7822
9 ай бұрын
deep
@nataaoki721
5 ай бұрын
So wise, man
@haikelberliandy2118
Жыл бұрын
"My butt is tough" He's damn right😂
@richboywinston5097
Жыл бұрын
Think baggy clothes got in the way, like Venti's. I'm most curious about Kaveh, though. People meme on his cake due to the demo, but I think we can get an accurate cake size on him since his outfit is top-heavy instead of other way around, and his pants aren't loose or bulky.
@FirestormChannel
Жыл бұрын
I couldn't get hold of kaveh's model as he is pretty new
@richboywinston5097
Жыл бұрын
@@FirestormChannel Updated cake sizes after Fontaine, maybe?? 👀
@FirestormChannel
Жыл бұрын
@@richboywinston5097 Why not!
@GheistXin
Жыл бұрын
@@FirestormChannel *looks at Kirara* Well, I'm certainly not complaining, but how does that work? D:
@mimitogami
Жыл бұрын
I can now scientifically say that Albedo got more cake than Ganyu.
@SpiralVortex
11 ай бұрын
Science is wrong sometimes, which always improves, and this is one of those times
@eschelon9067
2 ай бұрын
What she lacks in cake size, she makes up with chest size.
@plotius
Жыл бұрын
I feel like the definition of cake should be taken from the middle part of the crevice and mesured outward to the peaks like a 3. Itto and his box butt doesnt really look like cake compared to Eula shape. He just has a bigger waist size
@gerrymon9679
Жыл бұрын
Not waist, hip. On other hand, that'll disqualified characters that wears proper pants. And there's already a reddit post using your criteria like months ago. OP's video is fresh (afaik) and still works as a meme "research" Lol
@simplysolus8916
Жыл бұрын
@@gerrymon9679 But its not really cake, and rather lower torso area. :S That said, poor Hu Tao, beaten by Alhaitham and Zhongli.
@eraba661
11 ай бұрын
I measured Raiden Shogun wiht other girls when I had them and I felt like she got thicker butt compared to Lisa same with Ganyu, she's thicker than other girls my list is prolly gonna be 1 Shenhe 2 Eula 3 Raiden/Ganyu and Mona 4 Rosaria 5 Jean 6 Lisa
@grimZan
10 ай бұрын
I agree. This isn't really a cake measurement, more just a body circumference measurement. With this method, a larger character is going to appear higher on the list even if they are flat as a pancake (Genshin dudes srsly need more curves). That said, it makes Venti's shape and spot here that much more impressive :D
@LordFinkenstein
6 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe Mona has less cake than Chongyun.
@SuperKevinho1
6 ай бұрын
Wriothesley deserves an honorable mention
@ameen6630
Жыл бұрын
What no resin does to a man
@duntemdraws310
Жыл бұрын
Wow. I'm left speechless at your dedication.
@SubutaiProduction
Жыл бұрын
Least clinically insane Genshin fan
@DefenderSpider
4 ай бұрын
If Wriothesley was here he would've won it lol
@kingangelot4745
4 ай бұрын
Now we need wriothsley, it’s a scientific need!
@b-1battledroid674
Жыл бұрын
What about the scientific booba ranking? The results may be more obvious to the naked eye but we may see some surprises
@FirestormChannel
Жыл бұрын
Coming soon my guy! Stay tuned
@Larkian
Жыл бұрын
I remember someone was making accurate booba ranking in Japan from waifus in general and started doing form Genshin at some point.
@justarandomperson8926
11 ай бұрын
shenhe will win
@drfabulous2804
6 ай бұрын
@@justarandomperson8926 Rosaria is packing way more milk
@Cok_havaliyiom
5 ай бұрын
@@justarandomperson8926xianyun?
@user-38rufhoerh3id
Жыл бұрын
"Research purposes" Nice research you got there.
@CB-lll
11 ай бұрын
The fact that Venti is №9 out of 50 is killing me
@sudharshan.k.t1475
6 ай бұрын
Bro ranked above lisa😂
@podrw42
3 ай бұрын
I knew he would be up there for some reason, but I didn't like knowing I was right about it either.
@vanitas9837
Жыл бұрын
I see Ittos but is still swollen from the fall
@CVGTigz
6 ай бұрын
We think you need to redo this with Wriothesley....for science.
@pkidawmbt
11 ай бұрын
Mona and Kuki got that SHAPE though. like daaaaamn.
@darnit1944
Жыл бұрын
2:05 Damn, Aether doesn't have any @ss crack.
@user-uj8qx7ov7v
Жыл бұрын
Itto put the new forgis on the jeep
@fourthspartan5654
Жыл бұрын
Truly this is the most video of all time. Well done lmao
@2tieflings
Жыл бұрын
I think this needs to account for the ratio of hips to butt to be considered “cake”. Baizhu being so high up on the list kind of proves that size doesn’t matter as much as curvature. No cake at all, his ass is basically concave lol
@dzuong8121
6 ай бұрын
0:01 video is F(or) A(cademic) P(urpose)
@AlexK-om1cx
Жыл бұрын
That's exactly why he's Arataki "numero uno" Itto
@BBP749
11 ай бұрын
Wasn’t expecting the person after Shenhe
@rosalynelippington
Ай бұрын
It’s not about the size, but how well DEFINED
@Quint_69
Жыл бұрын
You can't just measure it like that. You gotta measure how much the cake juts out from the thighs and/or waist. Otherwise the larger characters are obviously gonna seemingly have larger posteriors.
@mhbarney8499
Жыл бұрын
Monas CAKE almost looks like a heart. And for good reason. It will be the best for me...despite the censured skin.
@constibetta7027
Жыл бұрын
Daddy diluc having more cake than zhongli is a win I'll take any day
@fel524
11 ай бұрын
Can it be called cake it's literally an ellipse 😭
@carlosfire5359
10 ай бұрын
my man Itto's got the whole bakery back there, the fuck is bro baking 💀
@tine909
6 ай бұрын
Thanks man, really appreciate it!
@Wortigon2000
11 ай бұрын
And to think that some with the best shape, like Ayaka, Sucrose or Noelle were that far in the back... The audacity of the people who made the scaling. At least Jean's has both a nice shape and size. And Lisa, Rosaria, Yelan, Eula, Dehya and Shenhe's ones were all pretty decent too. Shape matters at least as much as size does after all.
@kalodawg8297
Жыл бұрын
this is a man of true commitment
@its_p_j3608
10 ай бұрын
Dan itto got one he'll of a dump truck
@Mithryl_
11 ай бұрын
Absolute legend for making this fr
@fbi6809
Жыл бұрын
if you look hard enough at Mona's model, you can actually see her meow meow outline shape on her leotard
@Scytzo
6 ай бұрын
PLS UPDATE THIS WITH WRIOTHESLEY
@nataaoki721
5 ай бұрын
This is the most beautyful data game analysis maybe ever
@tomekpiatek88
Жыл бұрын
The best Genshin video I've seen this year. 👍
@reeno1357
Жыл бұрын
Now thats a video worth watching.
@administratortim7378
11 ай бұрын
"Research purpose only" 💀 Yeah guys dont do it
@ciontachthecthonicchampion3576
11 ай бұрын
Thanks for making this. The chest measurements are everywhere. This is harder to find.
@Asriel_AZE
6 ай бұрын
bro that legendary music is killing me xD
@AnOriginalName500
Жыл бұрын
Glad to see that the internet is finally being used for something useful
@camelliascholl6564
11 ай бұрын
itto at #1 is exactly why cross sectional area is not a great metric; he's just a big guy and most of that comes from his overall physique not his booty specifically (that said it'd be hard to come up with a better metric so who knows
@AcedAchintya
21 күн бұрын
1:52 bro be secretly hiding that GYATT
@darkreaper2528
25 күн бұрын
Truly a legendary music for legendary video 💯
@tsarkiel8471
Жыл бұрын
I guess it all comes down to raw measurements and model size. Still happy seeing Yanfei in an decent rank 💀👍🏼
@sadaikira2037
Жыл бұрын
Proof that Itto is the best Waifu
@Salmon_Toastie
9 ай бұрын
Been waiting for him to come back for so long 😢
@Salmon_Toastie
9 ай бұрын
Should’ve got him in July so here’s hoping for December.
@annieemmykate7455
11 ай бұрын
This was so fun do this with Fontaine characters next please!! 😂
@itzmeyaho8092
29 күн бұрын
This is truly the genshin video of all time
@intpoha
11 ай бұрын
1) one more motive to me indentify myself as Cyno 2) Thoma: "I can cook, I can clean AND i got that ass" husbando material for real 3) It was unexpected to see Itto there, but i was not surprised. My man has the cake. Got me laughing
@ASUSUALCARLO
Жыл бұрын
This is why I don't tell my friends i play genshin
@lolbruh5621
11 ай бұрын
imagine simping for video game characters
@jordgeguy1988
9 ай бұрын
Venti 477😮 wtf is with that drunk bard's cake
@IdentityX69420
11 ай бұрын
diluc is thicker than raiden remember that
@sanchofagasta64
Жыл бұрын
These are the type of Genshin videos the community needs more of. Everyone just being nice to everyone in a gentle discourse. Also, some interesting notes can be taken about the shape of the cross sections. You can really tell by looking at them who are supposed to be the sexy ones (Mona, Jean, Lisa, Shen-He, Al-Haitham... Beidou??) and who aren't (Ayaka, Keqing, Raiden). To be clear, I'm talking about sexy cakes, not sexyness overall.
@fel524
11 ай бұрын
Raiden's isn't bad I think
@user-ci2fd8vc2f
25 күн бұрын
you couldn't waterboard this information out of me
@juan_becerra
Жыл бұрын
My boy Itto skipping arm day for ass day
@gamesofgrrr7260
Жыл бұрын
Mona's kitty mound is unreal!
@zoroarkmasterofilluison5701
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for not being a creep for not putting the babies on this the list
@Madddorash
Жыл бұрын
You are doing Celestia's work here.
@0_Soggy_0
5 ай бұрын
My recommendations have been acting up recently
@scylla1772
Жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely shocked there were a decent amount of men in the top twenty tbh
@FirestormChannel
Жыл бұрын
Height plays a big role in size. For Example Mona seems busted but she can't compete with taller men characters.
@klosgaete
Жыл бұрын
You should scale everyone to the same height, that way you'll have a booty to body height ratio for everyone
@ephemeralmochi3061
Жыл бұрын
Where’s Childe? Did I miss him or does he have so little cake that he couldn’t even be placed last 😂
@FirestormChannel
Жыл бұрын
Nah... Childe has good assets. But I couldn't get his measurements accurately because of excessive clothings. Same with some other characters that are missing here.
@ephemeralmochi3061
Жыл бұрын
@@FirestormChannel I see, I see 🧐
@arshadalikhan4197
11 ай бұрын
Such auspicious music for such a trivial matter 😶🌫️
@leech1806
11 ай бұрын
Ayaka's cake went straight to her forehead.
@fearlessslayer341
11 ай бұрын
I would like to point out that certain characters generally have about the same model to make each character so by studying the difference between the certain characters that are similar it would tell you which character dominate their fields. For example, for short women Lumine would be best there and for short men Venti would be best. And you know, something about those two being "first gen" characters tells you a lot about how they wanted this game to come across as.
@nap8607
Жыл бұрын
Welp, problem solved. Ganyu is not fat at all
@PrimeroJinJusuke
20 күн бұрын
It’s not about the size, but the form of the cake.
@ROBERTO-tz9mn
11 ай бұрын
came for cake stayed for knowledge
@vengeanceenjoyer
Жыл бұрын
Now that's one dataset i can get behind. 🎂
@kazekori9593
Жыл бұрын
Yo i am here from the reddit post
@kazekori9593
Жыл бұрын
THE ONE AND ONI WINS AGAIN
@Chad-bc9vi
11 ай бұрын
Now we know where Itto's muscle has gone
@Kennystarfield
4 ай бұрын
The way my jaw drop everytime new slides running
@bibule
Жыл бұрын
There’s no ways Amber’s cake is bigger than Sucrose’s 😭
@ChrisWilliams-ur7fn
Жыл бұрын
I don't know, her cake looks very shapely in those shorts.
@EugeneDorkdinkletonBonquavo
9 ай бұрын
I think they nerfed amber in the new skin.
@ChrisWilliams-ur7fn
9 ай бұрын
@@EugeneDorkdinkletonBonquavo they took the emphasis on her booty lines away 😭
@spegetiberger
Жыл бұрын
Where is Diona? Where is Nahida? I do not believe this list is fully complete yet.
@spegetiberger
Жыл бұрын
Not to forget Paimon and Flora should be on this list.
@Bread011
11 ай бұрын
Bruh 😭
@hiro_444
10 ай бұрын
Naahhh
@Mateus_Eskelsen
6 ай бұрын
Congratulations for you excellent work🎉
@PRODAMOVE
11 ай бұрын
bro chill already😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
@wingofshu
Жыл бұрын
Dehya is meta in something atleast
@HellBent_
Жыл бұрын
Dehyas been meta in hotness scale since day 1 of her teasing
@ChrisWilliams-ur7fn
Жыл бұрын
Dehya ranks highly in everything aesthetic and beauty wise.
@serenegomez2243
Жыл бұрын
If I'm seeing this correctly, are you recreating the models and then removing layers of clothing to get their measurements? Maybe it's because you included the shapes that's throwing me off, but I feel like some of them may not be that accurate due to some of the characters wearing loose/baggy clothing like venti for example, and the shape of certain characters (like Diluc) looks off.
@FirestormChannel
Жыл бұрын
Some characters wear buggy clothings which can't be removed. I tried my best to adjust it also marked the ones with star that has excessive clothings due to which measurements can be a little off.
@DragonBee259
28 күн бұрын
If this list was made today Wriothesley would SWEEP this competition 😂
@tinypapertiger
5 ай бұрын
you're doing the lords work my friend
@stijndederper6326
Жыл бұрын
You should really do this relative to the total volume of the character. A character that happens to be tall automatically gets and advantage, this is evident by Dehya being the only "teen girl" model until #14. A tall character has an default higher volume amount unless they got a fucking concave ass 😄
@Iffem
Жыл бұрын
Dehya has the "tall female" model, not the "medium female" one
@JoshLockhart-fl4bl
Жыл бұрын
Venti in the top 10 despite having the teen male model
@Iffem
Жыл бұрын
@@JoshLockhart-fl4bl if i remember right, venti's base model has some "medium female" parts in it... it's most visible in his face, since he has a female head
@SeiichirouUta
Жыл бұрын
We need a cake-to-height-ratio!
@Mixhy553
Жыл бұрын
He won't re-do the test for your waifu to get higher, son..
@morbidpuppies
Жыл бұрын
As a proud Assman, and as someone who never got the Ayaka hype, I feel vindicated. My second head always knew what was up.
@SentientMattress531
11 ай бұрын
this is a certified genshin video
@cherryblossomgreentea
Жыл бұрын
This hurt me to watch, but Ganyu and Mona still cakey
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