There was an engineer named Julijonas Urbonas who invented a roller coaster that was specifically made to kill people with the g-forces. The idea was to euthanize people in a way that allowed them to die in a painless manner with dignity while also having fun. The roller coaster would have worked by using loops and inversions to apply incredibly high g-forces to the body and draining blood away from the brain, starving it of oxygen. Jerma just took the painless and dignity parts out of the equation and BOOM, this video was born.
@Hy93Ri0n
9 жыл бұрын
That us a cynical but also pretty cool method of execution. I can't bieve I just said that
@tezlaactual6582
9 жыл бұрын
+stilllife8 its literally called Euthanasia Coaster if i rmember right its a giant hill fallowed by 6 loops that are as tight as possible
@tezlaactual6582
9 жыл бұрын
+tezla actual not loops coils sorry
@kobold7466
5 жыл бұрын
i dont think that roller coaster had any dignity in the equation either
@markusklimas975
5 жыл бұрын
@Jimmy De'Souza It's a pretty typical Lithuanian name.
@GermanPeter
9 жыл бұрын
"Mom! Mommy! I wanna ride the roller coaster! I'm old enough now, I'm FOURTEEN!"
@someguywithbagels5907
3 жыл бұрын
Hey, its you peter!
@randomdudewholikesmusic1640
3 жыл бұрын
Hello, Fellow Medic.
@rogainegaming6924
3 жыл бұрын
Peter
@Kiroisawesome05
2 жыл бұрын
oooo nice and legal
@OnlyLocus
Жыл бұрын
Dies*
@divineterabyte5181
4 жыл бұрын
"your bones would probably break at [28Gs]" Yes, you're indeed correct, Jerma, as would every organ and system in your body You'd be a sack of human hagas
@KayJayFusion
3 жыл бұрын
HUMAN WHAT???
@quantumblur_3145
3 жыл бұрын
A sack? That assumes the skin stays intact and holds it all I
@figurativefluff
3 жыл бұрын
Jerma's tendency to underestimate g force started early
@alegomanYTPs
Жыл бұрын
wait whats the tolerable one? 9?
@kylele23
Жыл бұрын
@@alegomanYTPsSome of the most forceful coasters in the world average around 5G. Sustained g of maybe 6-7 will just kill you. Fighter pilots usually black out immediately if they hit 9 g
@TheMattShea
9 жыл бұрын
I saw this being demoed at PAX and had no idea what was going on. Is the whole point to just kill people? Haha.
@user-ti5lg1qv8n
9 жыл бұрын
No one loves you except for me
@raialter6506
9 жыл бұрын
and build roller coaster (but kill people is the thing we do most)
@jamsandwams1782
9 жыл бұрын
I see you everywhere now man! Love your vids.
@BlakeFaeMorton
9 жыл бұрын
I don't think they are even trying to hide that this is a Roller Coaster themed murder simulator. XD
@collingentry3976
9 жыл бұрын
TheMortonator There's something you're missing... Every roller coaster game is a murder simulator. If you DON'T use it to it's full purpose, you're doing something wrong.
@MrThor98
7 жыл бұрын
i like this dude just straight to the point and having fun
@tailoreyes
9 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that Jerma gets *all of these* games for free
@Jerma985
9 жыл бұрын
I can assure you, he doesn't.
@SuperFetaCheese
9 жыл бұрын
***** MAKE MORE HELLBENDERS I WANT LEO AND SATAN
@gravuun5753
9 жыл бұрын
***** Hi.
@ScrubBoberts
9 жыл бұрын
***** Why are you in the comments? its a mess down here.
Mr. Bones Wild Ride. You get in the coaster...and nothing happens. And then an old man gets in the front seat, turns around and looks at everybody, then goes... "Now lemme tell ya the story...of me old, BOOOnnesss."
@Laff700
9 жыл бұрын
Mattquaza The G-forge will help you with that!!! :D
@doobywoopy3264
9 жыл бұрын
Dude sweet meme Can I have some of that meme too
@Mattquaza
9 жыл бұрын
Dooby Woopy no
@EliteVeyron835
9 жыл бұрын
*Sees the water at the beginning of the video* Already looks better than the new Roller Coaster Tycoon.
@PaulProspero
9 жыл бұрын
EliteVeyron Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 looks better than the new Roller Coaster Tycoon.
@ohalright1
9 жыл бұрын
Wait there's a new tycoon coming out? Its too bad RCT 2 was the last good one.
@ContentDeleted1
9 жыл бұрын
ohalright1 What do you think is wrong with RCT3?
@ohalright1
9 жыл бұрын
***** Not a huge fan of the artistic direction they took. the first two games have some classic graphics, and the 3D stuff in the third game never really appealed to me. Also nothing beats being able to play six flags parks in RCT 2
@SimmonsProductions27
9 жыл бұрын
IGN gives it a 7.8/10
@RobinBonhomme
9 жыл бұрын
I can tell Jerma is popular now because I can't tell the difference between NISLT comments and this now
@vinylsprakle
9 жыл бұрын
DON'T SAY THAT
@CrazedJacob
9 жыл бұрын
conga is love conga is life
@RagingLycanBRO
9 жыл бұрын
eeeeeeey did anyone call the NISLT hentai squad?
@jaxonnobles
9 жыл бұрын
Sad but true. ;~;
@jaxonnobles
9 жыл бұрын
***** It's a TF2 player on KZitem, don't EVER look in his comment section. (Unless masochism is your thing.)
@senpyrothewizard8172
8 жыл бұрын
You sure you aren't designing the execution devices of the future? Give people one last thrill before they become a smear on the wall?
@tinfoilhat4408
8 жыл бұрын
There have actually been many designs submitted that basically puts people in constant g-locks, and by the end, they would not be breathing.
@grigoriyefimovichrasputin7897
3 жыл бұрын
@@tinfoilhat4408 give me links to these things man, it's my kink.
@ree1120
9 жыл бұрын
How do you even find these games
@Normal_Norman
9 жыл бұрын
This just came out you dumb dumb.
@masterofthefries9861
9 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. The classic comment I see on every Jerma video that is a shitty game. You get a like for originality.
@masterofthefries9861
9 жыл бұрын
Octavious Black Get that Jesse Cox outta here.
@SamTheCreature
9 жыл бұрын
Because he types game titles
@MaxSchmooze
9 жыл бұрын
The bargain bin?
@Jaditron
9 жыл бұрын
Jerma! You signed me and my friends shovel at PAX. Great meeting you!
@Blademaster162
9 жыл бұрын
I'm just going to Assume that it was the soldier's shovel and you didn't just bring a huge gardening shovel to PAX.
@johndonn446
9 жыл бұрын
Turtle Time Someone forgot to bring their gardening shovel to PAX, apparently
@puffnisse
9 жыл бұрын
John Donn He didn't even read the rules...
@Blademaster162
9 жыл бұрын
Wait, i've never been to pax or anything, do you actually bring shovels to pax? XD
@puffnisse
9 жыл бұрын
Turtle Time Yeah, it is in the official PAX rule book. It is actually the first rule of PAX. And it did get invented in the 1850's when PAX started as a simple farmer's market, but now it is a big farmer convention that every one want to go to sometimes.
@GoldphishAnimation
8 жыл бұрын
"I especially love the silly string ride" I officially died at this point. I'm legally dead now. thanks Obama.
@greatsupper
6 жыл бұрын
At that part I was expecting a derailed car and people to come raining into the frame. what he did was a surprise and greatly funy
@clawzx1195
4 жыл бұрын
@@greatsupper lmao
@magtegi2
Жыл бұрын
i lost it when the npc turned around and did the hell yeah animation right before dying
@pooplejar
9 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever laughed harder than when I saw "The Silly String Costah" That was just fucking hilarious.
@BeefTooth
9 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realize that hamster balls can't melt steel beams...
@meth42
9 жыл бұрын
my fucking god
@freshprince5428
9 жыл бұрын
9/11 too much steel
@OpaqueVideos
9 жыл бұрын
***** internet fuel cant melt steel memes
@PurpleNecromancer-10
9 жыл бұрын
Mark Lay That was before the plague hit
@OpaqueVideos
9 жыл бұрын
***** maybe, but still cant melt steel memes 8)
@freddie9705
8 жыл бұрын
4:58 The ride stinks because it's covered in vomit and blood.
@pipbuoy5642
9 жыл бұрын
Love the ending Jerma, I always love your videos on random games, they're always so funny! :)
@imcryingSTOP
9 жыл бұрын
I swear to god jerma, whatever game you play you make majestic as fuck
@TheStarFallStar
9 жыл бұрын
One does not simply SURVIVE while riding Jerma's roller coaster.
@maxmoefoe
9 жыл бұрын
ahahhaa dammmn
@Lollercoaster119
9 жыл бұрын
***** omg its you
@AntonioProla
9 жыл бұрын
***** haha great comment my friend!
@gunslingerSlade
9 жыл бұрын
***** i love how nobody cared it was you
@Lollercoaster119
9 жыл бұрын
MichaelScarnGaming LOL true
@AntonioProla
9 жыл бұрын
MichaelScarnGaming makes sense if you think about it
@Kickassgrandma911
8 жыл бұрын
I cried from laughter. Thank you Jerma
@aratay3117
8 жыл бұрын
6:02-6:18 ...but that was before the plague hit
@gonk952
9 жыл бұрын
Has science gone too far?
@SexyJazzCat
9 жыл бұрын
Not far enough if you ask me.
@saqib461
9 жыл бұрын
Good Question
@saqib461
9 жыл бұрын
SexyJazzCat Good Answer
@RedzeeTV
9 жыл бұрын
Gotta go fast.
@mr.spookyman3676
9 жыл бұрын
*THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING*
@tksav
9 жыл бұрын
4:02 "AW YEA"
@vissova
8 жыл бұрын
I can think of a lot of reasons why I'd pay money to ride that first rollercoaster.
@PortalProjex
8 жыл бұрын
suicidal depression
@nonleleh
7 жыл бұрын
Crippling depression
@killerbees6125
9 жыл бұрын
Keep up the amazing work Jerma, the videos are hilarious and it is always worth the wait. The intro made me cry. That had to be my favorite part.
@ui22710
11 ай бұрын
1:47 i love how theres a guy that immediately gets launched off just before the loops.
@punkst3r
8 жыл бұрын
28 Gs?! Dude you'd be LUCKY if your only bones broke!
@grond9005
8 жыл бұрын
my brain became a mushy pile of garbage
@jerrycan1756
8 жыл бұрын
At 28 G's, you are literally a leaking pancake against the back of the seat.
@oswaldmosley1063
7 жыл бұрын
And guess what? *Fighter pilots only experience 9.*
@voxlvalyx
8 жыл бұрын
I've love to see a Jerma and Vinesauce collab. Also, I want this game just so I can make a Euthanasia Coaster.
@BG_MONKY
8 жыл бұрын
that is the best idea since the wheel
@employee4275
8 жыл бұрын
god I wish
@noelle1940
7 жыл бұрын
Your wish briefly came true during a charity stream
@AlexanderOnTheYoutubes
6 жыл бұрын
yes
@yaisetan
6 жыл бұрын
you are in luck
@DubzerBrenzer
9 жыл бұрын
I was laughing my ass off the entire time, please do more of these!
@MrColonelCool
9 жыл бұрын
At 2:14 the people's faces remind me of the scene from Indiana Jones when the Nazis open the Ark of the Covenant and at first are all like "Oh nice, some pretty ghosts and stuff!" And then the angel of death appears and they're all like "We gunna die."
@VincentVisions
9 жыл бұрын
I feel like jerma would enjoy making lucrative traps for saw movies
@JRatKing
9 жыл бұрын
Rollercoaster we're fun... but that was before the plague hit... and the plague joke was funny... before the plague hit...
@thewafflefriends
9 жыл бұрын
15$ admission
@DolanDuking
9 жыл бұрын
These comments are a plague
@gravuun5753
9 жыл бұрын
Dolan Duk So is your anime avatar.
@JRatKing
9 жыл бұрын
***** GG. Spell koretion.
@JRatKing
9 жыл бұрын
***** Obama.
@MegaVideoJames
9 жыл бұрын
You never fail to make me laugh, Jerma!
@torandreflo
8 жыл бұрын
I love rewatching old jerma videos like this one :D gets me every time
@Time2DoStuff
9 жыл бұрын
Hen you were doing the water fall joke, I was expecting a car to just fly across the scene
@TheWingless
3 жыл бұрын
1:15 "WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT PROJECT MAYHEM, JERMA!"
@verisimuli
9 жыл бұрын
I am now going to like every video Jerma makes. Ever. Holy shit, this stuff is too good.
@CatSkinCap
9 жыл бұрын
Just gotta say Jerma, I love watching you play these rollercoaster / theme park games. The rides you make are ridiculous and wonderful.
@ThanenJ
8 жыл бұрын
"Bruy this ride" -Jerma 0:31
@mattnowak2229
9 жыл бұрын
Didn't Jerma make a video of this game before? Looks very similar but I think the character models changed and the theme is somewhat different... or this is just a different game with the same concept.
@Jerma985
9 жыл бұрын
That was Coaster Crazy. Frontier made both of these games. This is sort of a sequel/re-imagining of Coaster Crazy.
@Grifuz
9 жыл бұрын
***** #BasedJerma
@thebigwagyu
9 жыл бұрын
***** Give ster a peck on the cheek for me the next time you see him, okay? Okay
@mattnowak2229
9 жыл бұрын
***** Just re-watched that video (can't believe it's been over a year since), the Screams, Intensity and Nausea bars are what made it familiar. I miss the little people randomly ejecting from their seats while their friends ride on, consuming copious amounts of sweets and puking everywhere.
@themodernshoe2466
9 жыл бұрын
***** Wait Frontier has been making these crap games and not RCT4? =(
@MrVulcanator
8 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised by the complete lack of seatbelts.
@Djay_B
3 жыл бұрын
I'm not.
@LaserBonesaw
9 жыл бұрын
They actually have a ride like that ( 1:55 ) at Kings Island.
@neonjesus
3 жыл бұрын
his voice at 1:29 lmao
@soylentconsumer420
5 жыл бұрын
this is the first jerma vid i ever saw and it still holds up like 4 years later
@calamarisauce8483
7 жыл бұрын
0:05 it's like the suicide booths from futurama
@GaryOaksmash
9 жыл бұрын
I have to say Jerma, your videos make me smile every time.
@liamgarcia513
2 жыл бұрын
jerma is the best person to watch high as balls
@gen2mediainc.577
3 жыл бұрын
I PLAYED THE DEMO FOR THIS FOR LIEK A WEEK STRAIGHT ON OUR OLD XBOX 360 WHEN I WAS LIKE SIX HOLY SHIT
@S41tyPr3tz31
9 жыл бұрын
4:48 The "Pretzel?" I don't know, If I recall the last pretzel you saw, you said was a pile of shit..
@ttv0
7 жыл бұрын
to put that g force into perspective, the Blue Angels experience only 6 Gs at top speed.
@slothsong080
9 жыл бұрын
Alright. Where can I get tickets to Uncle Jerma's Suicide Park? :D
@SleepinSoldier
9 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when you sell your body to rocket science
@FriendfullFJ
9 жыл бұрын
So this is what hell looks like
@araknidude
9 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure you'd be more worried about your spinal column collapsing than your other bones breaking at 28 lateral G-forces.
@Hangron23
8 жыл бұрын
That building was made in China
@Blooopaa
2 жыл бұрын
That first coaster looks pretty appealing right now
@MrMadness1
9 жыл бұрын
These rides make me wanna Burgah Boy puke.
@HikariSakai
9 жыл бұрын
I like how the coaster just blows up near the end xD
@LinziOfficial
9 жыл бұрын
What is this game?
@dadehalcyon9856
9 жыл бұрын
+TheWinterDrake Screamride by Microsoft
@JoviaI1
5 жыл бұрын
6:28 has got to be the funniest screen pause of my life! I started laughing so hard I almost threw up. The man ascending to Heaven as the camera falls toward Hell. I'm crying XD
@DDoig1
9 жыл бұрын
Did he say "Sign a wafer"? At 5:20
@ohgodwhy5626
6 жыл бұрын
I know this is three years late, but he clearly said “waiver” where were you hearing the f?
@DDoig1
6 жыл бұрын
@@ohgodwhy5626 Just that wafer is a word I have heard before. Whereas waiver??
@croisaor2308
9 жыл бұрын
0:47 'If one person survives this I'll be surprised' 1:22 Demolishes an entire block. Oh Jerma.
@defski
9 жыл бұрын
THIRST
@TheManAndBear
9 жыл бұрын
more like 67th...
@CyanSketch
9 жыл бұрын
HAIL HYDRATE
@KingKhanate1997
9 жыл бұрын
I would make a pun involving liquid, But that was before the plague hit...
@Crow_Rising
9 жыл бұрын
The 3st is real
@adrianocoutinho434
9 жыл бұрын
fucking weaboos EVERYWHERE!
@AGrayPhantom
9 жыл бұрын
Geez, the woman on the left of the last ride looked like she knew she was about to die, and was resenting every second of it.
@deathmetalrooster4643
9 жыл бұрын
Butt
@shrewforyou
9 жыл бұрын
This is definitely one of your better videos recently! I literally lol'ed.
@cielopachirisu929
9 жыл бұрын
That scenery and near-future sci-fi look looks awesome do.
@highigartuat5011
3 жыл бұрын
There's nothing in the world like Action Park
@bryanandrews9193
9 жыл бұрын
Jerma, congrats for Apantheon getting 9/10! Keep up the good voice acting, even for a mini boss. The review I saw was from game informer, if you wanted to see for yourself. Hope to hear you in other games!
@sunk5244
8 жыл бұрын
This channel is like a cross breed between allshamnowow, vinesauce, and the game grumps. I love it.
@theshimita
9 жыл бұрын
I loved the Silly String ride. It was hard to beat the pretzel, but it was hella fun. lol those were some good times, but I can't believe Jerma was allowed to show footage of the tower falling. Disastrous... but that was before the plague hit.
@SZF123456
9 жыл бұрын
I found this channel by chance and man, I'm glad I did
@XtenanetX
9 жыл бұрын
That last part threw me for a loop. Cool seeing you at Pax btw!
@KhemicalKrash
9 жыл бұрын
OMG you HAVE to play more of this game. This was awesome!!!
@theK7L11
9 жыл бұрын
I love seeing you play these kinds of crazy games Jerma
@VKHSD
9 жыл бұрын
I watch jerma when im sad sick or bored this one video makes me happy for some odd reason
@SorcererOfSoup
9 жыл бұрын
This is one of your best videos in a long time. :D
@IanTannerChristensen
9 жыл бұрын
When you were enjoying nature, I wholly expected a roller coaster in a phallic shape.
@nixon6929
9 жыл бұрын
lmfao i just laughed every time jerma explained his costers.
@glovefun8045
7 жыл бұрын
This is what i want, good youtuber with pretty laughing. I like this guy
@elizabethlopez1768
9 жыл бұрын
Jerma you have one the best and coolest and funniest voices on KZitem.
@sirnoodlearcher9777
9 жыл бұрын
I just keep watching this over and over again
@TehBleuBelly
9 жыл бұрын
Being intoxicated and watching this is probably the best combination since sliced bread and butter.
@ronin-dn2zn
10 ай бұрын
i would ride the ride because i wish to die
@fshibs
9 жыл бұрын
Jerma's laugh heals my soul.
@leevinorrby6333
9 жыл бұрын
2:00 Getto the toppa!!!!
@bryartrefry6366
9 жыл бұрын
I literally lol at all if these kinds of vids that jerma makes
@Ultrazoop
9 жыл бұрын
jerma i'm happy to see how much you've grown in comparison to your last rollercoaster video
@grandwizardautismo
9 жыл бұрын
El Sleazo's Discount Construction. Bribing Building Inspectors for over 30 years
@robbyraystewart6978
8 жыл бұрын
Y'know that the video is going to be good when Jerma names it something very short but easy to understand and puts a similar thumbnail on it.
@MatthewWright001
9 жыл бұрын
I didn't have high expectations for this vid and I was blown away. Seriously. I paused to rewind and was laughing out loud!
@bugfriendz
7 жыл бұрын
That amount of G force for more than less than a second still could kill someone.
@Mrevilkittens
9 жыл бұрын
A Jerma upload? Right on!
@famitory
9 жыл бұрын
it's the part of roller coaster tycoon that people actually liked with a physics engine
@simonjakobsen1592
8 жыл бұрын
when the people fall of the ride in slow motion it sounds like "duck army".
@daniellanekimball
9 жыл бұрын
An oculus rift first person view of any of the rides Jerma created would be amazing yet PTSD inducing.
@ScarletSho
9 жыл бұрын
And suddenly at that final coaster... everyone drowned.
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