The constant fat jokes against you must make this quite an immersive experience.
@mannfred1440
4 жыл бұрын
Rhodesians Never Die!
@justrobwilldo
4 жыл бұрын
Fucking burn...... @general sam
@AquaFPS
6 жыл бұрын
3:37 ruined my morning.
@houghwhite411
6 жыл бұрын
Fat = genius, go for it aqua
@Michael-tj5le
6 жыл бұрын
Oh it wasn't your chronic depression? Just Sam?
@g0urd_dude246
6 жыл бұрын
Jake Gyllenhal On Meth?
@_Ikelos
6 жыл бұрын
@General Sam do it every video now
@electricbuckaroo9705
6 жыл бұрын
Of course the skinny guy would say that. You're on all that meth hanging out at heath ledgers grave
@lonelypotato520
6 жыл бұрын
Sam’s belly is actually an extension of the brain, all that fat? It’s actually brain matter
@ZachZee05
6 жыл бұрын
Does NASA know this
@twohitcombo8605
6 жыл бұрын
you have something like the equivalent of a cats brains worth of nerve cells in the gut. It's why the best ideas come while you're pinching off a loaf. It's like zen, but for shitting.
@nkyouax6128
5 жыл бұрын
I now know where to stab
@recyclingbin_
4 жыл бұрын
*Cancer
@ziggygunz2447
4 жыл бұрын
Well the brain is mostly fat and water so the science holds up!
@ShawnKemp37
6 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the woman DLC when they add in menstrual cycles.
@ShawnKemp37
6 жыл бұрын
You can scavenge for estrogen pills and become transgender
@ikingofswedeni2754
6 жыл бұрын
[][][]{}[][][] Fucking lol'd
@sofialaya596
6 жыл бұрын
u can weaponize the blood putting it in a bottle and using it as bait for males and bears alike, driving both to extinction, then get a cloak made of desperate virgin skin or sth
@ShawnKemp37
6 жыл бұрын
You can lactate and drink your own titty milk for sustenance.
@darkest_jewels
6 жыл бұрын
Adds inhuman strength when triggered
@videoreviewer4209
6 жыл бұрын
why is the bald cap so horrifying
@danhulsoor2631
6 жыл бұрын
It always is
@CIA871
6 жыл бұрын
You mean beautiful right.
@WillMonin
6 жыл бұрын
What cap
@kaikart123
6 жыл бұрын
You may not like it, but that's what a peak human looks like.
@itzFluxey
6 жыл бұрын
3:37
@yungmalaria
6 жыл бұрын
Does being thiccer give you a bigger hitbox though?
@JekPorkinsYT
6 жыл бұрын
Are you fatshaming my hitbox?!
@MsckMatt
6 жыл бұрын
No it doesnt whoever said yes just didnt know. The bullets will go through your fat folds on the sides you still have the skinny man hitbox no matter how big you are
@laurenmcmillan6819
6 жыл бұрын
#fatshaminghitbox2018
@Jay_Bee_Beats
6 жыл бұрын
Msck Matt - Not true, the convex hull used as a collision mesh will change depending on the size of the character mesh ;)
@bensonclarke9255
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah but we can camoflage
@MrWobbles
6 жыл бұрын
My type of GAME
@danhulsoor2631
6 жыл бұрын
Aka shit?
@danhulsoor2631
6 жыл бұрын
You have too many youutube subs, fuk.u
@octo8934
6 жыл бұрын
@@danhulsoor2631 The funniest thing about this is that this was an after thought to an already pointless comment
@N.E.M107
6 жыл бұрын
HEY IT WOBBLES
@khorkhi7107
5 жыл бұрын
@@octo8934 isn't the original comment "my tyep of GAEM" pointless?
@shad2854
6 жыл бұрын
Sam looked like a nine year old boy down there before he even shaved
@mattxnb6138
6 жыл бұрын
LOL
@nightmathzombieethan
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he said he looks 9 down there but I'm not so sure he was referring to his pubes. That poor miserable bastard.
@LoydAvenheart
6 жыл бұрын
Shad the Chad knows everything.
@dak9224
5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure shad would love him to look like a 9 YO
@missingtexture1996
5 жыл бұрын
The B8r well, the average height of a nine year old is 128 cm, that’s pretty large.
@LiftYagami
6 жыл бұрын
Boyz only. Not Forever 21 only Old Navy
@tommypyxell
6 жыл бұрын
and h&m
@willlabrecque5773
6 жыл бұрын
wombo h&m got some nice quality pullovers, I ain’t gonna lie
@blunderless
3 жыл бұрын
growing up i could never fit into anything pld navy because i am a tall skinny retard
@BigPuddin
2 жыл бұрын
No girls allowed. Icky.
@dork18777
6 жыл бұрын
Probably THE best $ Shave Club promotional message ever produced in the history of mankind. Someone needs to tell the CEO. They need to make that a national commercial.
@grundletaint2161
6 жыл бұрын
Yas betch
@twohitcombo8605
6 жыл бұрын
I legitimately thought about buying after seeing that segment and not just because GS needs the shekels.
@justinprice6106
6 жыл бұрын
Chief called, this is defiantly it.
@retrobeast2745
4 жыл бұрын
Nah ChrisRayGuns are better
@joevibin3816
8 ай бұрын
I died. From laughter.
@The80sWolf_
6 жыл бұрын
I recently lost weight and I can fkn feel how I become dumber and dumber :(
@tylerjaynes822
6 жыл бұрын
Go home you stupid ex fatass Go eat some celery skinny
@manictiger
5 жыл бұрын
I used to be 800lbs. and I could understand Rick and Morty. But now I'm around 170lbs. and, by the time I read "no parking", I've already parked in it and have to hit reverse. That's how slow and stupid I've become! I should have never had my stomach stapled.
@sillyduck6278
4 жыл бұрын
That's a completely natural side effect of watching GS content
@MrSqurk
3 жыл бұрын
I know this whole thing is a joke but straight after hitting the gym I am genuinely stupider.
@maholmful
6 жыл бұрын
You make the “here’s a word from our sponsors” actually funny and watchable😂 no need to skip
@kaikart123
6 жыл бұрын
Reported for shilling
@theochasid8996
5 жыл бұрын
I skipped
@clawzx1195
4 жыл бұрын
So does internet historian, literally just roasts raid shadow legends
@mrhouse8936
11 ай бұрын
You should have seen the original ad for this video 😂
@chippychippo7659
6 жыл бұрын
Heavy breathing and vomiting while hiking just like that irl video with his brother
@ottoman_reenactor_ct
6 жыл бұрын
waits for him to make fun of Aqua
@ViktorBerg
6 жыл бұрын
Make fun of the useless goddess.
@val_royeaux844
6 жыл бұрын
Sam is the only person who makes sponsor sections I don’t skip cause I love them
@nonameaccount7773
5 жыл бұрын
why can i see titties?
@polyclot1976
5 жыл бұрын
anybody who doesnt "shave" their eyebrows to plug a sponsor...skiiip
@chipskylark5500
5 жыл бұрын
Gus Johnson is also good
@SlenderMiner99
5 жыл бұрын
I can recommend Tear of Grace's Crunchyroll sponsorship skits
@javelin186richard3
6 жыл бұрын
You know what would be funny is that after a certain amount of gurth, Kevlar just doesn’t fit
@jacksonfett3808
5 жыл бұрын
That's how the game should be.
@sleep3417
5 жыл бұрын
Natural kevlar
@ninjabryan9668
4 жыл бұрын
G U R T H
@psychopunk8817
6 жыл бұрын
"I look like a 9 year old down there" Bumbo walks into the frame with a sinister smile...
@FiledVideoGames
6 жыл бұрын
General Sam: The Channel about Fat Acceptance
@kenny187ful
6 жыл бұрын
Dollar Shave Club is going to regret this sponsorship
@srbnsn
6 жыл бұрын
The guy with the face Don't you mean endorse it?
@omarabe26
6 жыл бұрын
+@@Wizzy88 Boi, u mistakened dollar shave club ads for tinder ads? fuck outta here xd
@omarabe26
6 жыл бұрын
+@@me-yn6cr y tho?
@happeloffical4187
4 жыл бұрын
Genuine Weeb because S H E C K L E S
@samantoniak1657
5 жыл бұрын
steven hawking never moved thats how he got smart
@jordannet5233
4 жыл бұрын
Now that's a big brain moment
@lungjuice5366
3 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@TylerCoyote
2 жыл бұрын
This is extra funny considering Brian was the dude stopping super often under the guise of enjoying the view during Sam's irl meetup hike lmao
@nikolaipetros2411
6 жыл бұрын
Fat Acceptance or Sam Acceptance?
@lonelypotato520
6 жыл бұрын
What’s the difference
@akatsiya
6 жыл бұрын
MASS acceptance
@DreamWorldSyd
6 жыл бұрын
Fat Accsamtance
@SyntheticKill
6 жыл бұрын
The hilarious thing is that anything is good compared to Day Z
@RiceOfficial
6 жыл бұрын
Ur channle is shit
@adeemnazeem8817
6 жыл бұрын
no u
@123apacino
6 жыл бұрын
SyntheticKill DayZ rhymes w/ shekel scheme
@xmm-cf5eg
6 жыл бұрын
Unturned master race boooooooooooy.
@brabusmighty9458
6 жыл бұрын
Not the mod. DayZ standalone is terrible though.
@lethalsniperkitten7219
6 жыл бұрын
You lied to us, your eyebrows are still unshaved!
@dankay2697
6 жыл бұрын
Lethal Sniper Kitten it was a bit
@ngastakvakis4425
6 жыл бұрын
You don't fucking say
@monetized3641
5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Kay r/wooosh
@ConvexSpys
6 жыл бұрын
does your character run faster because he is black?
@user-xz9fw6lk3p
6 жыл бұрын
Fat black people are op
@ThatGuy-ky8ji
6 жыл бұрын
@L H just tactics man, and nah the black characters don't run faster
@thatdude1435
6 жыл бұрын
@L H well.. people are sensitive AF.. And on twitch.. damn..
@harrisons62
5 жыл бұрын
Rasmus Vejrum why are you calling women on twitch sensitive?
@ThePlayer920
5 жыл бұрын
Nah, black characters get a bonus on stealth on the expense of intelligence
@Legohaiden
5 жыл бұрын
the meta build is to be in your 30's or 40s, with an average strong build... gives you roughly 4's across the board with 3 in int. this is by far the "strongest" character you can be.
@hysteria7755
6 жыл бұрын
3:30 I guess they didn’t go with the open casket cancer idea then
@GeneralSam
6 жыл бұрын
they pulled a hard 'no' on that one friend
@dialtones
6 жыл бұрын
What happened?
@hysteria7755
6 жыл бұрын
sam made a tweet about him making a bit for dollar shave club a few days ago about him being a cancer patient wanting his skin to be really nice for his open casket funeral
@mongoosemondays6089
6 жыл бұрын
i want to get dollar shave club, but sadly i have neither hair or skin
@sleep3417
5 жыл бұрын
@Cpt Dinosaur I'll buy your hair and skin for a dollar. I've a got a couple books to bind.
@capn3squid800
6 жыл бұрын
Sam been here watching your aneurysm pile grow since 200k the satire and dark humor is the best. Also you look good bald Kinda like a sexy cone head from that one. Sifi movie no one remembers.
@tylerjaynes822
6 жыл бұрын
Nigga its cone head
@ewwpoorpeople5684
5 жыл бұрын
"It's not my weight! I have bad lungs! My parents used to smoke around me a ton when I was little! That's why I can't run long"
@hidenfn
6 жыл бұрын
Green Screen Magic is on point as always...
@SuperGamingDude
6 жыл бұрын
That boi be THICCC
@enterusername3364
6 жыл бұрын
Fancy seeing you here super gaming duderino
@jonathonball1399
6 жыл бұрын
The Constitution of Australia is the supreme law under which the government of the Commonwealth of Australia operates, including its relationship to the States of Australia. It consists of several documents. The most important is the Constitution of the Commonwealth of Australia, which is referred to as the "Constitution" in the remainder of this article. The Constitution was approved in a series of referendums held over 1898-1900 by the people of the Australian colonies, and the approved draft was enacted as a section of the Commonwealth of Australia Constitution Act 1900 , an Act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom.
@lieutenantlettuce8306
6 жыл бұрын
Thank you I was looking for a video on this but you've explained it all here
@saucymcrib4047
6 жыл бұрын
Fuck you, America #1
@EerieBetrayal
6 жыл бұрын
^ not really #1 but w/e floats ya boat
@capturefield4949
6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the info jesus
@2old2kare94
5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ war it is then.🚀🐨🌇💥💀
@squilliamsreport9715
6 жыл бұрын
How do you put your yarmulke on if u don’t have hair
@duncangardner6533
6 жыл бұрын
You look like varys from GOT
@mauzer4457
6 жыл бұрын
holy shit 😂😂😂 now THIS.IS.EPIC.
@J0z3man3
6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that’s true 😂 thanks for make me notice it 😂
@ViolacTrough
2 жыл бұрын
Sam: “I shaved everything and I mean everything.” Me: _eyebrows_
@keithdavid5206
Жыл бұрын
It’s funny coming back to this after the camping trip video.
@andreioprea5396
4 жыл бұрын
Doctor: bald Sam doesn't exist, he can't hurt you Bald Sam: 3:03
@gdjobufckngfruitcake
6 жыл бұрын
“If you or anyone you know has skin... or hair..” even the paid advertising is fucking classic, sam. I’m literally laughing my ass off rn.
@redline1916
5 жыл бұрын
*Muscular: 1.0 Intelligence* Well, RIP me. Also, how the fuck does a game developer manage to put THAT MANY random ass stats everywhere for a HUD? It's like an entire fucking portable doctor's office where they gotta write down every detail for bloodwork.
@memeteam6477
6 жыл бұрын
Dad has come back
@nirvana613
3 жыл бұрын
Knowing the alternate version of that ad makes the whole thing that much better
@youngsheldon2908
6 жыл бұрын
You're swole not fat
@captainshivers8822
4 жыл бұрын
The jackets are so shiny in this game, everyone looks like they are in a Bad Boy music video from the 90s.
@honestreviewer6541
6 жыл бұрын
Dammit Sam I have to be at work in 10 minutes.
@thnkng
5 жыл бұрын
That Stephen Hawking boy wasn't thicc enough to figure out immortality smh
@Shovel328
5 жыл бұрын
I got this ᴰᵉᵉʳ ᵏᶦˡˡᵉʳ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉ
@dreadfullyd1701
3 жыл бұрын
I have Leukemia and I was really thinking of buying some Dollar Shave Club products. But them rejecting your first attempt at this sponsored video made me change my mind... DSC is a horrible company
@franlovelsimic8421
6 жыл бұрын
This channel is a hidden gem. So glad I found this!
@sleepyproduction7166
Жыл бұрын
Shid, I just found this gem.
@chaserohwedder8852
6 жыл бұрын
An 8am upload? Sounds like parenthood to me. Baby still alive? By the way...what the fuck happend to your eyebrows in the dollar shave ad?
@E1ev1n
2 жыл бұрын
3:56 after the hike this scene is hilarious as fuck.
@ScumTips
5 жыл бұрын
So much has changed since this video was made! But still funny though
@grimreefer9324
4 жыл бұрын
I thought Sam couldn’t get any more horrifying
@colemiller9984
3 жыл бұрын
Dang.. Really got excited when I thought he got the greenlight for the cancer sales pitch for dollar shave club.
@TheTaterTotP80
5 жыл бұрын
I've just thought. Considering one theory is that most of our meat eating came from scavenging as oppose to hunting and meat was used to supplement our diets, what if our endurance running isn't for hunting, but running away?
@MegaMrBaggins
5 жыл бұрын
cave paintings of people hunting animals reveals otherwise, as well as modern, hunter-gatherer societies. Besides, why would people run? We're at the top of the food chain.
@Theguyimreplyingto
5 жыл бұрын
Try running away from a tiger and tell me how much that endurance counts for
@skinnyboi205
5 жыл бұрын
Your actually fucking hilarious
@spencer5663
6 жыл бұрын
how are you married
@weaponizedpizza8825
5 жыл бұрын
It makes sense, pretty much all nerds are fat so there must be SOME correlation between fatness and nerdiness.
@memezmccool3849
6 жыл бұрын
General Sam this is a message from a concerned subscriber I have been watching your channel for a long time and I have noticed that you have not grown a beard yet and now that you are sponsored by Dollar Shave Club I feel that as an imperative that you grow hair somewhere else that the viewers can look at and enjoy so will you please grow you are hair out until your loyal subscribers and fans feel it necessary for you to get dreads thank you
@victormoore426
10 ай бұрын
this is exactly what it mustve felt like while bryan was falling behind on the hiking trip
@riotxx4299
6 жыл бұрын
You take forever to upload and it makes me sad
@jomo621
6 жыл бұрын
Faster than JonTron tho. and more regular. Like a nice bowel movement.
@riotxx4299
6 жыл бұрын
@@jomo621 hmmm you got a point there
@jomitabul5895
6 жыл бұрын
Dayz the sequal Don't underestimate a fat person, Theyy trained in many skills skills that they have a acquired through hard training on gaining mass. They are also the smartest on the battlefield. so whenever ur playing dayz the sequal. always remember. The fatter the better stay fat bois and remember, these guys are conscious about there weight so if you tease them just a bit they're going to eat you like the last commentator.
@XPRTTT
6 жыл бұрын
More videos of this game
@Helixxs
3 жыл бұрын
Brother.
@innerg_92
5 жыл бұрын
as a skinny person, I gotta thumbs up the video. funny shit right here, no puns intended.
@dubswanson3173
4 жыл бұрын
That is why Bill Williamson never left the camp unless he needs to. 😁
@junkymunky9536
6 жыл бұрын
i was laughing my ass off when i saw his head, just to look closer and notice its a bald cap, tf lmao
@sirkana
5 жыл бұрын
Don't you think for a second that I don't see your bald caps borders.
@josevinicius6908
4 жыл бұрын
Fat + Smart= Fart
@tarajames-lang2300
6 жыл бұрын
Lol u can see the bald cap on his head if u look close enough 3:00
@jankral5210
Жыл бұрын
I think that you would love Mortal Online 2 :D
@goosmane
6 жыл бұрын
*Wow they make Kevlar your size?* Lol
@50_foot_punch99
3 жыл бұрын
Bald Sam somehow has less forehead than regular Sam
@eshock753
5 жыл бұрын
Sam’s forehead reclaimed its territory
@RedRiotRoss
6 жыл бұрын
Fat is smorts
@TheMrboom11
6 жыл бұрын
Uhm excuse me but where is forever 21? 0:50
@bronah6942
4 жыл бұрын
This video deserves so many more views and likes
@potato_demon
3 жыл бұрын
damn lord of the flies part 2 is hella weird
@charliecrome207
3 жыл бұрын
3:41 I don't have skin or hair though /:
@aholypotato3953
6 жыл бұрын
i think seneral gam is lying about shaving everything
@Ardeact
5 жыл бұрын
I mean if you were smart enough, you'd have the willpower to stop eating junk food and start exercising to a better lifestyle. Smart = Fat doesn't really corelate. Sorry, just a small rant C:
@thejonathan130
4 жыл бұрын
So random little fact. Fatty foods (LIKE ADVOCADOS NOT CHIPS) is really good for child brain development. The brain is fatty tissue, fatty foods literally improve brain development.
@gammainc1666
5 жыл бұрын
3:37 needs to be on a gif
@harryballantyne398
6 жыл бұрын
>shaves everything >has eyebrows
@KevsDoYouTube
6 жыл бұрын
"I have shaved everything" *Still have some eyebrows*
@blobertin7557
4 жыл бұрын
Sam looking like a cancer patient
@Ellzyboy
6 жыл бұрын
Song at the end is 'Hol Up (Peja)' Your Best Friend Jippy If anyone was wondering.
@vetonrecica5558
5 жыл бұрын
Scum is from Croatia.We Croatians don't have a working concept of "Fat acceptance".
@sivel7493
5 жыл бұрын
4:59 oof xD
@Wiggalations29
5 жыл бұрын
How come you played fallout 76 and just shit on it but every other game you play you make an actual comedy video on?
@assburgerdidnothingwrong9385
5 жыл бұрын
7:39 my childhood in a nutshell...
@Adventure3Man
3 жыл бұрын
7:11 this part cracks me up
@The99thSpacy
6 жыл бұрын
Eating bacon and watching Sam. Nothing better.
@moesbar11
6 жыл бұрын
I love seeing clips from some of your older stuff in these newer videos. It makes me happy to see some of the stuff from curt clips and all the old DayZ vids. Fantastic stuff.
@LittleLoyal
5 жыл бұрын
10 months later Sam has forgotten about SCUM and is playing DayZ LUL
@kingskillgaming5449
3 жыл бұрын
Literally laughed throughout this whole video
@FistOfStarss
4 жыл бұрын
When this came out everybody made a video on it winner Sam f****** everybody they all made one video and never played it again LOL
@wimp2013
5 жыл бұрын
GET PYRO ON THIS SHIT
@daaabob9644
6 жыл бұрын
If being fat makes you smarter, then damn Sam you must be the smartest person you know.
@Andoxico
5 жыл бұрын
1:46 I can't believe you used the giga nigga as the body builder lul
@unregisteredassaultbutterk1185
6 жыл бұрын
there are people who shill dollar shave club, and then there are people who *shill dollar shave club*
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