I still remember after someone complained about the meat, the CEO of Taco Bell saying they use 90% beef for their tacos and thought that was going to quell the issue. He never thought people would question what the other 10% was 🤣
@id10t98
Жыл бұрын
@@ShainAndrews You dont think admitting to10% mystery meat/filler is a funny gaff by the CEO?
@GameyRaccoon
Жыл бұрын
I would imagine the other 10% was tortillas and cheese. Or alternatively some other kind of meat if we're just talking the meat. Or perhaps beans?
@kaylee3933
Жыл бұрын
@@id10t98 Ground/Minced beef is typically displayed in percentages of meat vs fat. So 90% beef would then be 10% fat (or often written as 90/10 beef), which is fairly lean. Funny gaff out of context, but it being 90% beef is completely correct.
@bigmike9108
Жыл бұрын
And the sad part is while all of that was going on, I was a little bit concerned but never stop eating Taco Bell😂😂😂😂
@bigmike9108
Жыл бұрын
As stupid as it sounds and you can look this up the remaining 10% is sand. They don’t actually use the word sand there’s a fancy name for it but it is essentially sand that they use for filler weight
@jaccuster8258
2 жыл бұрын
Frito lays really thought they had a good rebuttal saying employees only die every 2.5 years
@1stdragon123
Жыл бұрын
I recently worked at cemetery and can confirm, in the last 20 years only one person died, and it was cancer. We did have had someone drive a digger with broken glass on the seat but that was his own choice, even the boss called him an idiot. I loved that job
@johnsmithe4656
Жыл бұрын
@@1stdragon123 I heard cemetery workers get paid good money. Is that true? I may need a career change at some point and that's a job I could do. I would have to make sure no one overhears my casual dark humor though, maybe I'd wear a face mask. Cemetery jobs should be hot as life expectancy in the US decreases.
@TheRockinDonkey
Жыл бұрын
@@johnsmithe4656 Yeah, but they're still dead-end jobs.
@johnsmithe4656
Жыл бұрын
@@TheRockinDonkey Eh, I've got one foot in the grave already. 😄
@TheRockinDonkey
Жыл бұрын
@@johnsmithe4656 "Do you dig graves" "They're all right."
@joshuablade3829
2 жыл бұрын
I'm still thinking 'bout those goddamn cookies.
@terywetherlow7970
Жыл бұрын
Keebler elves still making those thin mints??? I could use a job in a tree. Hopefully I am short enough.
@joshuablade3829
Жыл бұрын
@@terywetherlow7970 Lol so true 😂
@obviousness8113
Жыл бұрын
I about fell out when he broke out the crumpled-up paper from the bottom of the cereal box 🤣🤣😂😂
@johnsmithe4656
Жыл бұрын
I was expecting it to be hand written, honestly, or made of cut up magazines and glue.
@trevorc3063
Жыл бұрын
I'm cracking up about their official response, "only 2 people every 5 years die watching machines pack potato chips, and the other employees get until the ambulance gets there to pay their respects"
@manguito598
Жыл бұрын
Tragic yes, but the chips don't pack themselves. Or rather, the machines don't watch themselves. I mean they do self monitor to some extent but you know what I'm getting at.
@ProleDaddy
Жыл бұрын
As long as they keep working while paying their respects.
@GeddyRC
Жыл бұрын
It’s of course tragic but it’s completely unrealistic to think that tens of thousands of employees working around dangerous equipment will result in zero injuries whatsoever. Humans are imperfect - unless of course you want robots replacing all of them, and then you would bitch and complain that there aren’t any jobs anymore.
@plants_before_people5329
Жыл бұрын
@@manguito598 my god, is that really your response? Chip packing should be halted for a bit so that employees can process the fact that a colleague just died on the job. People are not machines and the company can easily handle a day of less profits
@alxjones
Жыл бұрын
What do you expect them to do, slow down production? I need my god damn chips.
@Autumn_Blessings
Жыл бұрын
"Well I guess CBS Akron and a day off for Hershey employees have something in common then." Lmfao
@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
Жыл бұрын
There's a book that came out back in about '95 or '96. Jerry Seinfeld wrote the foreword to it. It's called "Letters from a nut". It's a compilation of letters that this guy has written to different companies over the years, and the responses he got back from them. The dude is obviously deranged and if you guys think this video is funny, you might want to check out the book. I actually got it for a Christmas present one year and I absolutely loved it.
@katherinebrilowski
Жыл бұрын
Do you know the title?
@johnsmithe4656
Жыл бұрын
@@katherinebrilowski No, he couldn't be bothered to check his bookshelf.
@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
Жыл бұрын
@@johnsmithe4656 ????? I don't understand your comment. I put the name of the goddamn book in my comment. It's called letters from a nut.
@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
Жыл бұрын
@@katherinebrilowski yes. I put the name of the book in my comment. It's called letters from a nut
@johnsmithe4656
Жыл бұрын
@@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 Okay, you did. My bad! 👍
@LuizAlexPhoenix
Жыл бұрын
It's just crazy to me that there is no federal code protecting workers' rights like overtime pay, sick leave and paid days off.
@mE-zx7pt
Жыл бұрын
Because of who is paying the people who pass the laws.
@JJGeneral1
Жыл бұрын
we used to... until unions were busted and dissolved. people think unions mean paying higher prices... they mean fair labor practices and wages.
@moto_rad
Жыл бұрын
Pinko
@mE-zx7pt
Жыл бұрын
@@moto_rad Yep, only the corporate owners should have rights. Workers having rights is communism. Ignoramus.
@MrAngryLawnGnome
Жыл бұрын
Yes there are, at least OT.
@tonytramel3118
2 жыл бұрын
Ben, this is some fantastic help to these causes and it brings humor and attention to the situations. I appreciate it and I’m sure others do too. Thank you.
@SandraLily2
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@christoff124
Жыл бұрын
He harasses only right wing causes. Not subbing.
@Meppolep7
Жыл бұрын
Right wing caused like people dropping dead in potato chip factories.
@JH-pt6ih
Жыл бұрын
@@christoff124 So it's a right wing cause that employees should have to work long hours for little pay and almost no time off? What about corporal punishment on the job?
@christoff124
Жыл бұрын
@@JH-pt6ih its their fault. they should have studied something useful and learned a skill before they graduated college/high school. the entirety of human knowledge is in the palm of their hand, they could learn a useful skill in less than 3 months. they just dont want to learn. they want to turn their brain off and do monotonous things. i feel no sympathy for them. besides i need people to make coffee and pump gas.
@danawrigleywalkingstickand5677
Жыл бұрын
You've nearly covered my work history for the last 22 years. Two former employers and my current one.
@ScootsMcPoot
Жыл бұрын
dude, move. If thats what your area has, leave. I moved from shit illinois to texas and make almost twice the money at the same job
@danawrigleywalkingstickand5677
Жыл бұрын
@@ScootsMcPoot I'm good here in Maine, thanks.
@darksu6947
Жыл бұрын
Where are my damn cookies woman?
@mE-zx7pt
Жыл бұрын
Work harder. Signed, Fox News
@Bramswarr
Жыл бұрын
My last bag of fritos smelled like a fart in a bag, was that you?
@obamallama4104
Жыл бұрын
It's so cute to see even Twitch's marketing team to be as insecure and angry in their emails as their own Twitch streamers are
@Dethneko
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like at Frito-Lay, once every two and a half years an employee sacrifices himself so his co-workers can get a 15 minute break.
@crunch.dot.73
Жыл бұрын
Nah they don't even get a break since they move the body out of the way to keep working
@OxuStudio
Жыл бұрын
This is the most wholesome empowering trolling I've seen. Way to support a great cause with comedy. You're killing it man
@thelemurofmadagascar9183
Жыл бұрын
I mean, the only people being harassed by these pranks are random, poorly paid interns. The actual CEO's or powerful higher ups of the companies aren't the ones dealing with this stuff, so idk how helpful it actually is.
@OxuStudio
Жыл бұрын
@@thelemurofmadagascar9183 Most elevate the problem to the CEO or are management themselves. Usually the interns are only involved for a little bit before they hand it over to someone higher up, that, plus the fact that corporate no matter their pay is still an enemy to the working class employees on strike
@thelemurofmadagascar9183
Жыл бұрын
@@OxuStudio So a random marketing intern who barely makes any more than the other employees on strike and has their own kids to feed is the enemy? Got it. Way to stick it to the big man. Also, I'm pretty sure no CEO or a giant corporation is dealing with petty journalist emails. Literally none of this trolling will end up reaching their ears, much less affecting their pocket's or decision to mistreat their employees. But sure, harass the single mother of 2 who's stuck working a crappy marketing job because it makes you feel self righteous. I can't see anything wrong with that /s
@OxuStudio
Жыл бұрын
@@thelemurofmadagascar9183 Aiding in corporate workflow during a strike is much different than any other worker continuing to work because they need it. Corporate always acts against the best interests of general workers. Many of his clips include the fact that the higher ups know about him. Many have threatened legal action against him lol. You're creating a strawman argument by assigning a fan fiction you wrote to a random corporate worker. Congratulations. You deepthroated the boot.
@brentoncarter4275
Жыл бұрын
@@thelemurofmadagascar9183 so get a new job
@lordsmorgasbord2646
Жыл бұрын
"So how many people have died in your factories" FritoLays: "oh you know just the normal amount" "the normal amount is zero"
@maxptah
Жыл бұрын
As a former Mondelez employee who worked in a in another warehouse during the strike, I applaud you for taking them through that.
@hitthestreetsphoto1253
Жыл бұрын
Oh man I nearly pissed myself with him taking out that crumpled paper response from the Kellogg’s box. 😂
@d.c.1059
Жыл бұрын
I think this is some of the funniest and most subversive shit I have seen in awhile and the deadpan delivery seals the deal.
@RyanLynch1
Жыл бұрын
the twitch one was very funny to see how them refusing to address the fake quote was easily twisted against them
@johnsmithe4656
Жыл бұрын
This guy has more fun with EMAIL than I ever thought was possible........ I approve. This is obviously why email was invented. 👍👍👍
@whitewolf262
Жыл бұрын
You should check out Atomic Shrimp, he screws with email scammers
@blindbrad4719
10 ай бұрын
Joe Lycett a British comedian does some as well
@Freespeech2023
Жыл бұрын
I heard the Frito-Lay slave driver made the workers keep the line moving after that woman died. Then I heard the entire plant walked out. Then I heard it took the entire summer to recover and they still meet the demands like those damn cookies can.
@bakinbit
Жыл бұрын
Your delivery is perfect, thanks for the laughs about disgusting corporate greed. keep up the hilarious work.
@wojtekpolska1013
Жыл бұрын
what i learned from this is that you can sign your email as from the news, to get companies to respond to you, lol
@iansullivan9738
Жыл бұрын
I feel almost sorry for the marketing interns that had to deal with this. Almost.
@brentoncarter4275
Жыл бұрын
Why? They knew what they signed up for
@polocatfan
Жыл бұрын
nah they were complicit
@AsterFox
Жыл бұрын
The internet is a little different, but they're like Scads working during a strike, they deserve it.
@jamesmcfarland6754
Жыл бұрын
"Only 2 people have died while packing potato chips" 🤣
@davidtaylor142
Жыл бұрын
Frito Lay really thought saying "we only killed 2 people in only five years" was some kind of PR win
@xdn22
Жыл бұрын
fr
@vistry2036
Жыл бұрын
Oh only two people've died in your chip factory? Wow! If I had a nickel for every time someone died in the Lays chip factory, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice
@davidtaylor142
Жыл бұрын
They didn't say 2 people died. They said 2 people died in the last 5 years. This implies that a lot more people died.
@michaelbenoit248
Жыл бұрын
Where’s OHSA in all of this. 16hr shifts 7 days a week is almost considered a harsh work environment. Sleep deprived, & breaking the law for no overtime pay.
@donxx1206
Жыл бұрын
Not if you don't do it in the us 😉
@michaelbenoit248
Жыл бұрын
@@donxx1206, yeah lol. There’s a ton of jobs where employees are working in an unsafe work environment. It’s almost as if you could start a channel from it. Managers that don’t care, & or they’re too short staff to loose labor.
@brentoncarter4275
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelbenoit248 r/antiwork
@Odd_Bin
Жыл бұрын
The Frito Lays one was REALLY good. Hats off man.
@eternalmiasma5586
Жыл бұрын
The idea of Kellogg sending their statement in the cereal boxes is some welcome to Nightvale stuff
@Rena152
Жыл бұрын
Meanwhile the PR department workers having to professionally respond to these troll emails or else they'll get fired: You do know these aren't read by the CEO's, right?
@HadalStreetlights
10 ай бұрын
Who cares? Palmer is doing god's work making these disgusting corporate fucks look stupid. CEOs dont do any work anyway, why would you expect them to READ?
@markevans9188
2 жыл бұрын
this helps.
@mariahello5472
Жыл бұрын
Mondelez is also the brand that added milk powder to the ingredients previously milk free LU Timeout chocolate chip cookies, the other milk free but not vegan advertised(+priced) cookie alongside oreos. Apparentky there's so much cross contamination in production that they had to add it in ingredients list instead of just "may contain", even though its still not part of the recipe... So idk I imagine they also don't have clean factories, idk. Lowkey worried they're coming for oreod nexr. I'm not even vegan btw, I just liked having one milk free cookie to share with my milk intolerant and vegan friends and to feel less guilty about purchasing sustainability wise . Funnily enougg they also added a sustainability label, even though adding milk to ingredients increases the carbon footprint. Bet the price will go up too.
@mariannesouza8326
Жыл бұрын
You’re a real ball buster - don’t ever change. 😂😀👍🏼
@Rno352
Жыл бұрын
“Saw it at the bottom of their Frosted Flakes is hilarious!!!!!
@king_kal_el2063
Жыл бұрын
bro you legit are too funny every video like this is a gem thank you !
@palmertrolls
Жыл бұрын
come see a live show! www.palmertrolls.com 10/4 Omaha Funny Bone 10/5 Des Moines Funny Bone 11/5 Brooklyn NY - Littlefield (New York Comedy Festival) 11/8 Toledo Funny bone 11/9 Dayton Funny Bone 11/28 - Philadelphia, Helium Comedy Club 11/29 - Raleigh, Goodnight’s 12/3 - Dania Beach FL Improv 12/10 - Tempe Improv 12/14 Oxnard CA Levity Live 12/16 - Seattle, The Crocodile 1/5 Fort Collins, CO Comedy Fort 1/6 - Fort Collins, CO Comedy Fort
@contraryquite
Жыл бұрын
Please come to North FL, we're not all crazy down here... well, a good amt of us anyway.
@silkroad1201
Жыл бұрын
This man is taking trolling to a whole new level. Respect.
@becamicusack3598
Жыл бұрын
I love this. This is good. Thank you for doing stuff like this.
@chickenmonger123
Жыл бұрын
You are a nightmare for public relations. That’s probably a good thing. If public relations was up to the companies, it would likely be untrue. If not, then likely misleading. The mark of good public relations is not to be untested, nor to say only what executives want the public to think. It is to convince customers that the company gives a damn. Funny though, the best way to do that, is if it does.
@JM-tj5qm
Жыл бұрын
Dude, I'm watching this at work and having to contain my laughter was extremely hard, this is hilarious
@solution777
Жыл бұрын
Oh stop, i can't breathe!! 🤣🤣🤣Just amazing, thanks for making my day.
@lmfao69420
Жыл бұрын
Damn, that CEO of Mondelez International is hardcore when it comes to his cookies 😂
@10RRASK
Жыл бұрын
5:28 I hate when a job posting says ‘Flexible Hours’ it means YOU are flexible, not the employer
@ToomanyFrancis
Жыл бұрын
While your fake quotes are hilarious, none of them top Frito-Lay's very real official statement saying that only two people have died in their factory in the last 5 years.
@vgamemaster99
Жыл бұрын
I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard.
@2beJT
Жыл бұрын
Just Incredible. You get the deepest laughs out of us.
@elchamber
Жыл бұрын
My emotions are everywhere on this. I laugh and frustrated.😂🤨😂🤨
@rhsound3027
Жыл бұрын
This is what chaotic good looks like...
@Alaskan-Armadillo
Жыл бұрын
This is honestly hilarious but super telling as well.
@hugh_jasso
Жыл бұрын
This is masterclass trolling activism. Love it!!
@evanbarnes9984
Жыл бұрын
This is fucking amazing! Especially you're deadpan delivery, I love it. I wish I had some good damn cookies
@TheKorbi
Жыл бұрын
This needs to be more public. Not just in emails. I love this man hahaha :D
@Kev621
Жыл бұрын
You are the perfect example of someone I would not want to argue with...lmao
@Scyth3934
Жыл бұрын
I love how you're able to keep a straight face lol
@PerryCuda
Жыл бұрын
Those fake quotes by Mondelez' CEO could pass for Elon's Twitter account.
@iamkhnumaa
Жыл бұрын
I'm literally in tears
@museves
Жыл бұрын
That would not be grrrrreat 😂
@nilarey6617
Жыл бұрын
This is legendary. A little trolling here and there
@skidmark6348
Жыл бұрын
Love this humor, but it is sad to see our so called American companies trying to work America to death.
@spookyteal
Жыл бұрын
this man is doing the lords work
@tonysudano778
Жыл бұрын
For some reason I'm really craving some god damned cookies right now..
@loganthepartschanger
Жыл бұрын
Dude, you are, my spirit animal! Lol
@klissattack
2 жыл бұрын
Corporate America sucks.... That's for doing this Edit: that should have been "thanks for doing this "
@sallybalkin8507
Жыл бұрын
We should all give huge businesses this type of hell. Like they give their employees hell.
@chfig8658
Жыл бұрын
Should do this for staffing companies
@benkonopetski2894
Жыл бұрын
Dude, You're at genius level comedy.
@captaindishman9126
Жыл бұрын
Dude your videos are absolutely hilarious!
@joeblow9850
Жыл бұрын
I just want my cookies made!! LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@uknowbass
Жыл бұрын
Bro, you are savage. Keep doing “good” journalism
@Kugrox
Жыл бұрын
This man is doing Gods work you cant tell me any differently sub'd
@Chriskinda96
2 жыл бұрын
Just gotta say ur the fuckin best dude
@adamwaynearts314
Жыл бұрын
This is why KZitem is the best s*** ever
@66snoball
Жыл бұрын
Dooooode I’ve been living under a rock 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@_..____
Жыл бұрын
This is uplifting.
@fpptax7554
Жыл бұрын
Well said
@Jeremy-vf7su
Жыл бұрын
As a resident of Akron, I’m grateful to finally get some representation from an unbiased journalist.
@alexbluebelt2
10 ай бұрын
Love the support to people striking. Union forever
@restoredrepublic5838
Жыл бұрын
You're doing great work. Keep it up
@ethancole9168
Жыл бұрын
Your raises for frito lays is way off. It goes down, not up My dad used to work their selling chips to stores. Once he hit 40 they began cutting his pay every year as much as they legally could, dispite him selling more chips per store than he had before. Then they began giving him routes that were extremely far from his home, and very large. He would leave home at 3am some days only to come home at 6pm if he was lucky. They tried to remove his vaction time, and still cut his pay every year They did this for one reason. They knew that the work he did would wear out his joints in his shoulders and arms, and would require treatment downt the road. So rather than running the risk of having to pay for the damage they cause, the moment you turn 40 they simply make the job impossible to do, and pay very little until you quit
@xdn22
Жыл бұрын
thats awful 😢
@theraven.4
Жыл бұрын
I don't use Twitch and don't really care about hate raids (best they can do is a chat filter and banning) but, 2:40 was a horrible response to the media. 😂
@colonel1003
Жыл бұрын
sensitive just like their users
@theraven.4
Жыл бұрын
@@colonel1003 😂
@TruthHrtz413
Жыл бұрын
We need to put you in the capitol building to interview politicians. It would be EPIC
@binxthekitty54
Жыл бұрын
Dude. You should have millions of views on your videos. You are underrated.
@Otterbruce
Жыл бұрын
Not all heros wear capes!
@jeffrobe405
Жыл бұрын
This is gold
@EnbyFish
Жыл бұрын
Oh jeez that ending hits hard LMAO
@decentpotatoes
Жыл бұрын
I swear, one day the real CBS station Akron is gonna hear about this. Also make the Colaradoan Times a thing, man.
@wearegettingdumber...2263
Жыл бұрын
"Technically this is a response..." Hahahahaha
@thedarwinist672
Жыл бұрын
I hope there are a million more videos like this
@sirjoeexotic3545
Жыл бұрын
Nooooo this is great!!!!! 😂😂☠️
@mattpavey3062
Жыл бұрын
Im dying RIGHT NOW HAHAHAA
@anthonygumbo2977
Жыл бұрын
Some of your best work
@NickC_222
Жыл бұрын
This is so goddamn funny lmao
@jaynotonyoutube1808
Жыл бұрын
This is top tier trolling
@netspytr
Жыл бұрын
The troll is so good. My smile is muchy. You absolutely scare me so much :)
@DouglasASean
Жыл бұрын
This is truly gods work: subscribed!
@gerryfegan3608
Жыл бұрын
Bro I was watching this video while I was smoking and I literally coughed out 3 whole smoking Bowl hits because I couldn't hold in the fucking laugh. Bro keep it up your absolutely hilarious. And If you ever come to NYC let me know I'll come to whatever club your at
@johnathonlay5302
Жыл бұрын
I worked for Frito Lay here in Topeka KS for 12 years only saw one raise after about 2 years and then nothing from then on before i left there. And yes the body was moved and the work was continued. It's sad because the union really did try to negotiate fairly every 3 years and it only got worse until they f#@ked around and found out. I currently work at Goodyear with former union chief Brent Hall who organized the recent strike at Frito Lay. Crazy how things can turn around if workers stand up together!!!
@HowieDewitt535
Жыл бұрын
Bruh this guy yells in lowercases.
@zootymczoot9134
Жыл бұрын
“Alright the ambulance is gone. Back to work right now!”
@sammyy1105
Жыл бұрын
wwll, i lost it at frito lays🤣
@jamisonsaltsman7707
Жыл бұрын
People are faced a choice, when they awaken to their superpower, of whether to use said power for good or for awesome. I am glad to see you have chosen 'both.'
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