Its like exclusively the most dangerous parts of a disc sander and a deli meat slicer rolled into one. Pure art.
@FunkFPV
11 ай бұрын
😂😂👍🏻 I used to work on wood chippers and this is the part you never want to see up close.
@mr.maccaman2
11 ай бұрын
@@FunkFPVI want you.
@tradrajeh
11 ай бұрын
@@FunkFPV Nubs should check this one out, I'm sure he will buy one.
@slipperysnakelaw
11 ай бұрын
Such a beautifully dangerous machine :0
@ryanborax7851
11 ай бұрын
Comments like yours are why I love the internet
@Kspice9000
11 ай бұрын
"Gather round ladies and gents. It's time to spin the OSHA. WHEEL. OF. DEATH."
@markozivkovic3840
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@LawlissLanterns
11 ай бұрын
"No Mr Bond, I expect you to lose a finger..."
@tesseract5569
9 ай бұрын
Auric Nofinger
@TheCyberMantis
9 ай бұрын
Better than losing a weenur.
@jerrysgardentractorsengine2243
3 ай бұрын
“You expect me to cut?” “No Mr. Bond, I expect you to lose your fingers!”
@bradleybennett1676
10 ай бұрын
It scares the hell out of me, too. It's so hypnotic. I just want to get closer and closer to it
@7eis
11 ай бұрын
Any cast tool that shade of green is 100% certified to rip your limbs of if you come into work after an argument with the wife
@AllBallN0Brain
11 ай бұрын
Honestly if I was still married to my first wife and got around one of these I’d probably put my head in it willingly.
@AllBallN0Brain
11 ай бұрын
No argument needed.
@patrickancona1193
11 ай бұрын
Hell Bridgeport green will turn you into jelly on your best day, up till that second you (insert millisecond mistake here) & now we call ya “lefty”
@eggsngritstn
11 ай бұрын
Yeah, I wonder why that color is THE color. I'd love to know.
@driverben8604
11 ай бұрын
Not just tools in that green, having your arm hanging out the window after a heated argument and forgetting the Stanley thermos on top of the cab
@cyberdemigod
11 ай бұрын
For those wondering It's a Takekawa D-800 surfacing machine. It is supposed to provide smoother finishes over what sanders can do
@MeppyMan
11 ай бұрын
So you can have a smooth nubbin after taking off your finger or hand?
@GeezNutz
11 ай бұрын
So it's a massive planer? Cause that is similar to a planer bed already.
@MonkeyJedi99
11 ай бұрын
I found a picture of one, and apparently it is built with "some" shielding, but that shielding still leaves a nice foot-plus (all the way across the working table) of whirling human-slicer exposed.
@modernNeanderthal800
11 ай бұрын
Neat
@shanetaylor761
11 ай бұрын
@@MeppyMan haha....nubbin...
@TokyoCraftsman
11 ай бұрын
Yep, I see them on sale used here all the time. The finish you get from one of these when it’s “Sharp” on end-grain is unmatched by any sandpaper. They also have a machine called a “super surfacer” that is a fixed blade planer, again on a clear grain wood the surface that is left is unbeatable. That end-grain chopper would scare the chit me for sure LOL
@outsider344
7 ай бұрын
2 questions. What is it called? And why does it need to be this friggin big?
@brikskwadmafia6526
9 ай бұрын
your oneliners are the best. i grew up with that sense of humor. love the content
@bankotsu2a
11 ай бұрын
This thing is called "Fuck NO!"
@volvo09
11 ай бұрын
Look up rotary wood splitters...
@josephyore8458
11 ай бұрын
By Takekawa. They've been making them for years. Highly rated by consumers report.
@dave_h_8742
11 ай бұрын
@@josephyore8458well no one with any complaints can hold the pen to write in 😂
@fourgedmushrooms5958
11 ай бұрын
Or the I Quit
@krugtbifro6152
10 ай бұрын
It's actually " The Fuck No 500" Far superior to your average" fuck no"
@paintnamer6403
11 ай бұрын
When management hires someone the boss does not like, this will be his job.
@FunkFPV
11 ай бұрын
Just put a lot of trip hazards around it 😂
@markknister6272
11 ай бұрын
NO comfort there!!
@burks1993
11 ай бұрын
no that would be my last job and the current reason I just had a week off 😂😂
@Tyiriel
10 ай бұрын
It's that cut or a pay cut
@HawkFest
10 ай бұрын
Not in my country, where safety regulations exist (fortunately).
@yolkonut6851
11 ай бұрын
It's for chopping wood into one specific thickness until the blades dull, bind into the wood and propel the block directly into your sternum (that's on a good day).
@jackthomson73
10 ай бұрын
In the words of the immortal bard “FUCK THAT”. 😂
@volvo09
11 ай бұрын
When you need a meat slicer for the entire side of a cow
@turquoisephoenix6548
10 ай бұрын
Very large pastrami
@ThatGuy39562
11 ай бұрын
We had a hand tool at the tent shop for cutting multiple layers of fabric you would enjoy. Basically a modified reciprocating saw fitted with a six inch razor blade. People using it were required to wear a chainmail glove. Safety training was throwing an old chainmail glove into the blade and to show the new operator how little it slowed the machine down. It was appropriately called a Maimer.
@SonsOfLorgar
11 ай бұрын
Sounds a bit like the 10 ton pneumatic knife I saw when I had a practical job orientation week at the printing house my maternal grandfather and his brother founded... That thing was designed to cut 1ft thick stacks of A0 prints for commercial product catalogues to size in a single cut It wouldn't stop for a .5" rebar...
@NeoIsrafil
9 ай бұрын
@@SonsOfLorgaroh yah, the paper guillotine. We had one when I worked in a printshop. They were smart enough to have both buttons need to be pressed AND the shield closed so your hands weren't anywhere near the blade. It'd shear through a solid block of wood 4 inches thick if I put one in, probably shear through steelgiven a chance... dang thing was a machine you learn fast not to screw around with.
@eyebrid
11 ай бұрын
It's like switching sides with a turning lathe, where you normally bolt down the material, holy shit.
@Timfamy
9 ай бұрын
My high school woodwork teacher had missing fingers. He always set a high level of safety and funny enough we all paid attention 😂
@Jeriun
11 ай бұрын
We need to reinvent something, but make it more dangerous. Step one, don't install guarding
@FunkFPV
11 ай бұрын
It’s got a fence, what more do you need? 🤷🏻♂️😜
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE
11 ай бұрын
@@FunkFPVYou and I *_both know_* that fence is for practical usage, not safety! 🤣
@jacksmith2315
11 ай бұрын
@@FunkFPVhow about the blades facing the right way?
@jeremyortiz2927
11 ай бұрын
A Takekawa D-800 Woodworking machine?! I haven't seen one of those in decades. It's a "Super Surfacer"
@MisterMitchMM
11 ай бұрын
Well done.
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE
11 ай бұрын
Is that different from a Planer? As that's what my initial assumption was... But what caught me off guard was the fact it's rotating AWAY from the work surface, which I figure would rip the item out of your hand if it met too much resistance or fetched up. 🥴 _(unless the work fence is supposed to be at the car left and this dude was using it wrong?)_
@dr.robertjohnson6953
11 ай бұрын
@@DUKE_of_RAMBLEin most of FUNK’s videos, we can assume whatever they are using, they are indeed using it wrong. Based on numbers of fingers missing, shoes missing, safety harneses missing or just tied off to a lamp in the livingroom while hanging outside installing a minisplit system 20 floors up. Safe to assume, they were indeed, doing something wrong. A lot of these guys remind me of what kids would do, in their dads machine shop, if they had a camera….”hey Chuck, hold this over your head while I cut it in half! Lol” “oh, sorry about your hair. It will grow back. I think the ear will too?”
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE
11 ай бұрын
@@dr.robertjohnson6953 A valid point, indeed lol
@tylerandsandiescott2893
11 ай бұрын
@DUKE_of_RAMBLE I thought maby the blade was on backwards at first. It doesn't even do anything to the product.
@TheLovelorn192
10 ай бұрын
In my old shop class, we had something like that but only half the size. It was fun to use but you’re taught not to get too close for obvious reasons, like with most other stationary tools
@albert2554
11 ай бұрын
How the Mafia disposes of witnesses 😅
@estibon3872
11 ай бұрын
That's the FAFO 2000! Not only will it remove your fingers with ease, it will send what ever you're working on flying into your face at the speed of sound.
@DursunX
11 ай бұрын
this man sand-discs... vigorously 😅
@TBonerton
10 ай бұрын
It cuts in a downward motion... Not sure how it will fling your work into your face...
@estibon3872
10 ай бұрын
@@TBonerton Well, when you push down on one end of a long object, the other end tends to go up based on the fulcrum point. In this instance, the fulcrum point is also the point of downward force. Speaking from experience of learning the hardway with bench grinders...
@wyattgobin1274
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂"are the vertical sanders just not exiting enough?" KILLED ME🤣🤣
@agalerex
11 ай бұрын
*exCiting You missed a c. Although, exiting (without the c) could work just as well, as it could make you exit life.
@dmitrykhudenko4243
11 ай бұрын
Eh, sanders are really not that exciting when there is no gap a finger will fit into to be torn off. We had a lot of medium sized ones in college used to grind gemstones and there was no accidents at all
@RichPrivilegedWhiteMale
11 ай бұрын
Lol
@ScottWConvid19
11 ай бұрын
When death row inmates are given jobs in the machine shop, they are quite inventive
@trustyoldiron5416
11 ай бұрын
Basically an open wood chipper drum.
@aaronmyers4054
11 ай бұрын
Looks like something a Batman villan would have.
@GearGuardianGaming
11 ай бұрын
If joker was a mechanic
@mszoomy
11 ай бұрын
Or James Bond, those bad guys always come up with inventive ways of killing
@billysgeo
11 ай бұрын
Or a rotating wood planer!
@QurttoRco
11 ай бұрын
Super surfecer. Only ever saw 1 at high end yacht builder. Gives you piano level surface finish everytime
@kingofthepod5169
11 ай бұрын
Thanks for explaining it, thought it was a joke tool like a left handed screwdriver or a double ended chainsaw.
@borttorbbq2556
11 ай бұрын
Oh cool
@polerin
11 ай бұрын
Still a big fuck no from me, that is wild. No cover for the cutting surface off of the table? Aaaaaaaa
@000622477
11 ай бұрын
@@polerinwhat about the fact that it spins up, pulling the work away from the surface?
@TehButterflyEffect
11 ай бұрын
@@000622477yeah I noticed that too. It's backwards which makes it much more dangerous.
@_BLANK_BLANK
9 ай бұрын
I've seen these used in japan. Idk if its adapted from an old school thing they had there before abrasive technologies were as good as they are now, or what. But thats the main place I've seen these used. The thing about smoother finishes does make sense someone else mentioned. Also I imagine these blades last longer than a sanding disc would
@hudsonhousejournal7063
8 ай бұрын
Hilarious!!! And the Takeaway made me spew! Ha!
@Tigerfire75
11 ай бұрын
I will never get tired of Scott always making a point of being safe. If he stops practicing safety he needs called out loudly for it.
@mbk337
11 ай бұрын
This the new Willy Wonka sure makes me interested in seeing how the bad kids end up.
@robertcorley5225
11 ай бұрын
The "take away" misinterpretation of the brand name got me good
@disillusioned070
11 ай бұрын
Yeah, but I bet it sounds pretty cool while spinning up and running. And good catch on "The Take Away".
@mihaimilan9598
11 ай бұрын
As someone that is not at all comfortable with power tools and mostly uses hand tools, this seems like the perfect solution for scaring the living crap out of me.
@matteblack5805
11 ай бұрын
At first glance i thought this was just a deli slicer that ate a sawmill
@sidwills
8 ай бұрын
Reminds me of a post peeler for removing bark from timber that's going for round fence posts. Except the peeler has guards and stuff that make it less likely to peel the operator too...
@TheDreadedAssassin
11 ай бұрын
This piece of machinery looks like it comes with a stack of waivers. 😂
@gzus1482
11 ай бұрын
"It'll take away your finger if your not careful."😂😂😂 That thing would slice your skull like deli meat. 😬
@spzaruba5089
11 ай бұрын
Takekawa is a factory tool builder for milling. So yeah, one slip and it will take your hand back to your elbow.
@randysavage8963
11 ай бұрын
Your videos always brighten my days thanks funk
@CyberneticHusky
11 ай бұрын
Damn these contraptions for the new saw movie are wild.
@moshikon44
11 ай бұрын
Aren't the razors pointing in the wrong direction too?
@GrasshopperKelly
11 ай бұрын
It *looks* like that, but the blade surface itself is facing the correct way, to cut "down" on the right hand side.
@TehButterflyEffect
11 ай бұрын
Yes they are spinning in the wrong direction.
@rogerringold616
10 ай бұрын
That's what you think...you aren't up close.
@charlesparker6749
11 ай бұрын
It's called a takeaway....nice one. 🤣
@bearschmidt3180
11 ай бұрын
That's what it is really called
@billsedutto8824
11 ай бұрын
@@bearschmidt3180It says Takekawa which is the brand.
@FirsteMann1929
11 ай бұрын
@bearschmidt3180 it's called a super surfacer.
@bearschmidt3180
10 ай бұрын
@@FirsteMann1929 the name on the machine is takekawa
@FirsteMann1929
10 ай бұрын
@@bearschmidt3180 correct
@EHDJ20
9 ай бұрын
As a german carpenter who worked with a mashine exactly like this i can say its for finished products as a faster and more exact way to work on the surface than with a planer There are many versions of this machines an yeah this one is SPECIAL
@jeffprice6421
11 ай бұрын
Book publishing machines have all kinds of large razor sharp contraptions... That is scary AF... It's like an open face jointer.
@swyperr666
11 ай бұрын
This guy needs a Netflix special.
@ClearlyJoking
11 ай бұрын
You know anyone in possession of one of those definitely wouldn't live long enough for a single Netflix mini series. It'd be like watching tiger King for 5 min.
@jamesweir139
11 ай бұрын
What is Netflix
@MikeDchy25
11 ай бұрын
They should call it "where the f*** is the off button".
@SirPraiseSun
11 ай бұрын
netflix is trash u already watching him here enjoy it
@bodyrumuae2914
11 ай бұрын
@@jamesweir139It's a company that used to do video rentals through the mail rather than a store then started doing a streaming service. But now they make crap to troll viewers and other stuff to push "the message."
@LettuceAttak
11 ай бұрын
It’s called a super surfacer, used by box makers. And why yes, they are terrifying
@ColdRunnerGWN
11 ай бұрын
Is this from personal experience? I'm thinking the person using this machine is soon to be an ex-box maker.
@LettuceAttak
11 ай бұрын
@@ColdRunnerGWN Anyone misusing, mishandling or caught looking at the machine incorrectly will be granted the nickname stumpy
@jameschristensen662
11 ай бұрын
We had a similar machine for facing off large plastic tubing essentially. Luckily it moves much slower, but It was still very sketchy to work on.
@fredflintstone8048
11 ай бұрын
Yeah, it is built perfectly for grabbing the workpiece and pulling your hand into the blade. It looks like a good workpiece 'flinger' as well.
@00Klingon
11 ай бұрын
This looks like a prop that would just happen to exist in an evil lair and James Bond would use it to off evil minions in some poetic Justice.
@David0lyle
10 ай бұрын
Got a point there “Do you expect me to talk?” “No MrBond, I expect you to die! Hahaha” “Sir, the cleaning lady says she won’t be in till Thursday.” “O for the love of …so this mess is going to sit around and get rancid?” “Well sue, we do have a laser, it stinks a lot but we could just air the place out.” “O good man, that would be perfect, every week you give me another reason to not dump you in the shark tank!!”
@scarab077
11 ай бұрын
This is the finger remover all those other guys are trying to replicate with their grinders.
@DB-jd9ht
11 ай бұрын
Looks like the just welded some lawn mower blades to a giant disc and hooked it up to their modified jointer table. 💡 awesome idea ☠️
@michaelsurratt1864
11 ай бұрын
Looks like something at the end of a conveyor belt that James Bond is tied to while the villain walks away after spouting his monologue
@achannel1818
11 ай бұрын
The kickback is what scares me the most
@GrasshopperKelly
11 ай бұрын
Jesus , our dude keeps going with the jokes on this one xD
@cavejohnson4306
11 ай бұрын
It’s almost like an old shingle mill, but the ones from the 1880’s had more guards in place.
@coverup7428
9 ай бұрын
Maximum shock and awe established !
@JimsRustyOldNuts
11 ай бұрын
Take a kawa you fingers...you might need them to fill out an accident report. That job needs to pay about 4 grand an hour.
@knotsure913
11 ай бұрын
bust a deal, face the wheel!
@jimbeanz219
11 ай бұрын
I was already terrified of jointers. This is literally going to give me nightmares about tools
@brendandor
10 ай бұрын
It would be so easy to make an effective adjustable guard for that.
@spaztech
10 ай бұрын
I was expecting a shop teacher moment at the end when you held your thumb up.. but alas, it was still there. 👊🏽😂🍺
@PawsumGaming
11 ай бұрын
Well that looks super safe. Only if you wear the sandals though.
@trolliran
10 ай бұрын
I’m a machinist, and fairly used to scary machines, but that is just about how i felt when i saw this video the other day. I named it the NopeMachine 3000, instantly off the top of my head.
@paradoxworkshop4659
11 ай бұрын
You're the mozzarella of the shop floor pizza.
@LouJuan
11 ай бұрын
The Wheel of Death! 😮
@EricHonaker
11 ай бұрын
It's like someone looked at a jointer and said "sure, it works, but where's the sense of danger?"
@sharpshooter012345
11 ай бұрын
"I used to laugh at safety, now everybody calls me three fingers Joe" 🎻
@samphelps9690
11 ай бұрын
The wheel of death 🤦♂️
@sylasblack3459
10 ай бұрын
So... I've been woodworking for, I'd say, almost 4 decades... And while this machine is foreign and terrifying on many levels... I want one.
@davidbackman4442
8 ай бұрын
I've seen, and even considered buying a machine with that feature. It was called a fence post maker, driven by the PTO off a farm tractor. It had two main uses. One was to act as a pencil sharpener on steroids to put a point on posts, the other one was to shave down where branches had been growing. The commercially available units though had a hood that covered most of the rotating wheel, leaving far less of a surface area able to take your hands off.
@holdilocks
9 ай бұрын
My workplace says hold my beer. They are adding over 6 feet to a cnc lathe bed to turn 5.5" .25" wall DOM.
@ahrifangirl
11 ай бұрын
the point of using this over a verticle sanding disc is to provide a smoother and more level finish to whats left of your hand
@larrystewart3492
11 ай бұрын
It’s cool. I have one in my shop. It’s basically the only tool I use
@connguy146
11 ай бұрын
Yes, that's the correct takeaway, that this rig will take away digits so they should take it away from their shop forever... Just wanted to keep the pun going... keep up the great content man!!! :)
@MR-si1eq
10 ай бұрын
It slices. It dices. It takes it to the nubs. Quick & clean.
@Killerean
11 ай бұрын
It's a slicer, and I feel like it's spinning the wrong way. 😂
@EndoliteM4trix
11 ай бұрын
That’s a Takagawa D-800 Super Surfacer. It’s for planing huge pieces of wood. A machine normally holds and feeds large sheets of wood on it. It is used to build church organs, large and long pieces of furniture, and commercial door and window construction finishing
@andrewc5212
6 ай бұрын
It looks like a heavily modified version of a wood surfacer/planer/levellers. I am NOT a chippie or woodworker of any sort, but I'm talking about the machines the woodworkers slide their products into 1 end and it levels/planes/truest up 1 side of the material they're about to work on and then do the other side. Maybe I'm wrong, but the ones I'm talking about are mounted inside a box and horizontal, not vertical.
@SlimbTheSlime
9 ай бұрын
I can imagine a guy carelessly putting his gloved hand on “the smooth buffing disc” upon discovering it while in motion.
@marcosgarcia4654
11 ай бұрын
I was waiting for him to make that dad joke and it did not disappoint😂
@ajhoward8888
11 ай бұрын
There's almost nothing in the shop world more inherently dangerous than a huge runaway flywheel. But somehow you stumbled onto the cheat code by just making it sharp. You godamn genius. Chefs kiss. 😘😊
@jaredgreen5840
11 ай бұрын
This machine would give my high school shop teacher ptsd. Lol 😂
@jasonaldenhaley1
11 ай бұрын
Maybe my eyeballs are sayin, "HA-Gotcha!" BUUUT....ain't it runnin backwards? Pretty sure he's getting ready to shave...
@WinchesterTomahawk
11 ай бұрын
Freestyle Wood Chipper! These are usually encased in a housing made from thick steel is why you've never seen one.
@Ncyphen
11 ай бұрын
Scares the hell out of me, too.
@Solice-lx8mk
10 ай бұрын
Tah-kei-caw-wah But takeaway works too 🤣
@thelaughingrouge
11 ай бұрын
As someone who grew up with a heavy equipment mechanic for a dad who gave me a healthy respect power tools and what they can do I gotta say this is terrifying.
@thortheboar420
10 ай бұрын
Come one, come all and witness. The amazing filet-a-finger
@budlanctot3060
11 ай бұрын
I once worked at a machine shop, which made tools like that for logging companies. Imagine a tool which looks similar to that only 20 times bigger diameter wheel and probably 100 times heavier than that machine.
@ifyoutip
9 ай бұрын
You might enjoy the peeler that peels down post to make the rustic furniture. It's a little different than this but probably even more scary.
@kevinh2345
11 ай бұрын
I'm going to need that 10 foot pole everyone is talking about if I'm going to push anything into that contraption.
@TjMurby-wp9it
9 ай бұрын
Its insane how this dude has so much "experience" but is so sheltered irl 🤣
@SewerTapes
11 ай бұрын
Don't make fun of the Takekawa! Years of engineering went into this perfect spinning blade setup, designed to maximize the potential for shrapnel to the face and neck region upon the disk's inevitable failure.
@jimbusmaximus4624
11 ай бұрын
The energy of a towable woodchipper powering the blades of a planer with zero safety shroud... 100% guaranteed this ends with an amputation.
@timhicks8221
11 ай бұрын
This thing runs wild in Freddy Krueger's nightmares
@DB-jd9ht
9 ай бұрын
Did anyone else notice it was spinning backwards? It wasn't cutting anything when he pressed the block up to it 😂❤
@nondominis4359
11 ай бұрын
Normally I’m one to laugh in the face of osha guidelines, and have never been known to be the safest person. But I shuddered watching that thing spin
@ClashClash89
9 ай бұрын
Reminds me of the Christmas Eve when dad got a new electric plainer and just had to try it out right then… We still got brown blood spots on the wall where the slices of his thumb ended up, 30 years later… ^^)
@JackSteel1026
11 ай бұрын
The "Takeaway". 😂💀🤣
@jacktrades5103
11 ай бұрын
I'm guessing it's like a plainer attachment, maybe a DIY win? It's shaving down my brain though.
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