"You're not going to get a big rant" - 7 minutes later: *sings the internationale*
@hotpotato9149
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Table53
3 жыл бұрын
This comment may be 8 years old but I just read it and burst out with laughter
@DavidSilllen
3 жыл бұрын
:-D
@gregaroivadilinovich280
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for a great laugh.
@rocket69218
2 жыл бұрын
12 years later I still come back to laugh again. This is one of my favourite reviews.
@volodymyrbilyk555
Жыл бұрын
This and pain and gain are all timers
@4zUko
Жыл бұрын
same
@supercarolita81
Жыл бұрын
Here I am again, laughing at "you are not going to get rant"
@captainmercy87
Жыл бұрын
same
@ujustgotpwned2008
Жыл бұрын
@@volodymyrbilyk555 Entourage, too
@randymonster4105
6 жыл бұрын
"you're not gonna get a rant about it", then proceeds to give the best rant about a movie since forever.
@jeremybean-hodges6397
4 жыл бұрын
It was when he started singing The Internationale that I knew we had gone Full Rant
@StringSun
4 жыл бұрын
People don’t use the word ghastly enough in my opinion
@rehmathsminiworld6646
4 жыл бұрын
3rd 6
@supercarolita81
4 жыл бұрын
@@StringSun Ghastly is making an entry in my vocabulary as of now!
@DrGregoryHouseIT
3 жыл бұрын
Petition to make Kermode watch Emily In Paris.
@howie1099
3 жыл бұрын
I would LOVE to see that 😄
@moonlily1
3 жыл бұрын
He had to watch A Serbian Film and The Human Centipede 2. He's been through enough already.
@ghost__chips
2 жыл бұрын
@@moonlily1 that's nothing compared to Emily In Paris
@bigtatties
2 жыл бұрын
@@ghost__chips kinda wanna see it now
@eleonoradeane5170
2 жыл бұрын
He wouldn't survive 🤣
@nicolasharman4134
4 жыл бұрын
I really hate it when Mark sits on the fence like this
@stefanfilipovits21
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! 🤣
@jamesrobertson9012
3 жыл бұрын
I know...make up your mind man!
@ahmaranwar1488
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@peterclarke7240
2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it's more of a barricade than a fence... 😂
@queenkreviews1999
2 ай бұрын
It is a bit ridiculous😂
@scottwolff2236
6 жыл бұрын
I come back to this review every few months just to cheer myself up. "An orgy of dripping wealth that made me want to be sick!"
@jsasidharannair9609
6 жыл бұрын
Scott Wolff Same here 😂😂
@ThisCharmingMan1984
5 жыл бұрын
Scott Wolff Same: I have a Kermode marathon, every now and then, and it always includes this review. It’s definitely one of his best reviews/rants. And I love that, at the beginning, he says “You aren’t going to get a rant here”... ...of course not, Mark haha.
@BeardslapRadio
5 жыл бұрын
This one and Entourage are the ones I come back to.
@icemaglite
4 жыл бұрын
@@BeardslapRadio check out the review of pirates of the Caribbean III, its a gem.
@redlady935
4 жыл бұрын
Me too. I wanted SJP to make a third movie just so we could get a fresh rant.
@maxatthemovies
Жыл бұрын
This is easily the most iconic film review ever filmed. Its been 13 years and still nothing comes close to it.
@wijesuriyabandara824
8 ай бұрын
4:52
@Archway_Archie
10 күн бұрын
The Entourage rant was better.
@SlamJambo
10 жыл бұрын
''Imperialistic American Pigdogs'' hahahahaha. I love this guy.
@FunFilmFare
6 ай бұрын
He says that like his own country was never Imperialist 🇬🇧😆
@TiredOcean
4 ай бұрын
@@FunFilmFare his comment wasn't a UK vs US thing, settle down
@IanJTaylor
12 жыл бұрын
"…THEN COMRADES COME RALLY!" Fucking brilliant!
@darrylwynwilliams1760
5 жыл бұрын
"My expectations were low-and they were met " LOL
@napalmslayer
2 жыл бұрын
"An orgy of dripping wealth that made me want to be sick." They should have put that on the poster.
@murpho999
5 жыл бұрын
Truly one of the greatest film reviews ever that still entertains me almost 9 years later.
@WAAAAAAAAAAAY
13 жыл бұрын
any critic that drops "The Internationale" in a critique of Sex And The City 2 is fine by me :)
@doxasophosmoros
10 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS MAN. yes, sex and the city is an insult to women.. and to men.. to humans everywhere! agreed with everything he said about the ugly, glorified classism.
@jb7644
4 жыл бұрын
The tv series was a subversion to your average chick flick. It was great at the time it was airing, now its just poignant considering how we progressed. The movie however is total trash! Trash TRASH TRASH TRASH... utter garbage.
@Clay3613
4 жыл бұрын
@@jb7644 Nah, the series was trash.
@Clay3613
3 жыл бұрын
@@StayFractalesque Most women are not whores.
@comesifa7469
3 жыл бұрын
@@StayFractalesque Please stop generalizing women by saying "all women" or "most women", seriously? The majority of women has nothing else to offer than sexuality?
@comesifa7469
3 жыл бұрын
@@StayFractalesque you said "most women"
@ghjgjihjgjyrdrgydsgr137
2 жыл бұрын
KZitem has been serving this to me for ages and I never clicked on it. My god I've been missing out.
@ciaracustard
12 жыл бұрын
There's a book called "Neo-Feminist Cinema: Girly Films, Chick Flicks and Consumer Culture" as it expands on what Kermode was saying about female liberation being portrayed as the right to wear expensive shoes.
@d4n4nable
4 жыл бұрын
Turns out that's what the majority of women want.
@samaraisnt
4 жыл бұрын
@@d4n4nable Sounds like you know a lot of women and what they want.
@AB-br4hh
3 жыл бұрын
@@d4n4nable can confirm (as a woman)
@silobandnj3967
3 жыл бұрын
In this similar vein I also suggest the book Material Girl by Susan Bordo
@zachgravatt5571
3 жыл бұрын
@@AB-br4hh pick me
@morrossey
10 жыл бұрын
kermode's one of our best modern-day orators
@juliewake4585
4 жыл бұрын
ladsham absolutely.
@snot4328
2 жыл бұрын
The impassioned vitriol projecting his words is truly stunning! It gives me hope.
@nar0099
11 жыл бұрын
"Imperialist American pigdogs!" this is just classic Kermode. I much prefer watching his reviews of terrible films than good ones; his angry rants are hilarious.
@TheDazdaman
10 жыл бұрын
Probably an ARMS dealer killed me!
@johnstarrett3397
3 жыл бұрын
Me too! I laughed for ages lol
@marufhasan9365
3 жыл бұрын
Admit it, this is not the first time you are watching this.
@JohnSpawn1
11 жыл бұрын
The comparison with Kubrick's 2001 is just brilliant, lol. I'm gonna use that to criticize some crappy films in the future.
@StayFractalesque
3 жыл бұрын
lol, it's the ultimate film snob move, kubrikian reference, hahah, I do it all the time 😉
@silverschannel8578
3 жыл бұрын
@@StayFractalesque there's nothing "film snob" with making kubrick references... he's mainstream, or was at least. kubrick references are about as snobby as nolan references
@arsenalrules12
2 жыл бұрын
@@silverschannel8578 Still snobby in comparison to anyone that doesn’t have much investment in film and what’s behind it which is the general majority public
@solvapydoom8077
8 ай бұрын
@@arsenalrules12Hardly.
@humblescribe8522
11 күн бұрын
It's Mark's go-to for any movie that is longer than it needs to be, pointing out what Kubrick was able to cram into less than 2 hours.
@Canhistoryismylife
10 жыл бұрын
I can't remember the last time I herd le internationale, keep it up comrade Kermode
@WilliamSung86
4 жыл бұрын
Whenever I'm having a bad day I rewatch this review and then the entourage review. It makes me so incredibly happy when Kermode rants.
@stefanfilipovits21
3 жыл бұрын
Same. This may be his finest work yet...
@toledobastos
2 жыл бұрын
The Entourage review is still my favorite. Cars cars cars! Boats boats boats!
@snot4328
2 жыл бұрын
Oops, spoke prematurely! Just got deleted a 3rd time. For no discernible reason. Awesome. Cheers! Ain't censorship grand!
@edturner9670
Жыл бұрын
I thought I was blessed when I saw Kermode's review of Blackbird recently. Then someone in the comments recommended that I watch his reviews of Sex and the City 2 and Entourage. I was not disappointed. I will now have to revisit these 2 epic Kermodian rants periodically for a quick pick-me-up.
@ChernovFan100
11 жыл бұрын
"You're not going to get a rant about this" Ten minutes later...
@TheBrookson
11 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite Kermode review ever, simply for the fact that 20 seconds in he says "You're not going to get a rant about this"
@GotLost86
3 жыл бұрын
His Entourage and Dirty Grandpa reviews are great too! 😆🤣💯
@miiiikku
10 жыл бұрын
Women's liberation - right to buy expensive shoes.
@MoroccanAnwar
4 жыл бұрын
He killed it!
@bodenao
12 жыл бұрын
"You're not gonna get a rant out of this" "Consumerist pornography"
@msrafalvr
6 жыл бұрын
I'm here in the US, as a massive fan of Hugh Grant I'd been searching everything Hugh all over youtube which happily led me to find this show.I am now searching every review done by Mark Kermode and this is my favorite brilliant!
@royw-g3120
5 жыл бұрын
You must be having a great time- enjoy!
@dac545j
3 жыл бұрын
@@seandomhnallosullivan2544 Plays himself in the movies.
@AnalogueDad
11 жыл бұрын
Kermode hits the nail on the head with this one. I remember when it came out actually being embarrassed for Americans. The saddest bit to it all, there ARE women who want to be just like this.
@samaraisnt
4 жыл бұрын
I think that is the (insidious) point. What they want is wealth and a total freedom to not worry about rent, job insecurity, responsibilities (or ever being confronted by their class fuckery) but it is framed as a female thing, which it isn't. Essentially it's aspirational bourgeois consumerist porn. Most people just want to live well, and these women live exxtreeeeeeeemely well. I don't think they could exist.
@StayFractalesque
3 жыл бұрын
any woman would trade places with them in a heartbeat, because they're miserable anyways so might as well be rich while they're at it ..
@AJARyan-yn2uv
2 жыл бұрын
Yep. They’re called Kardashians.
@jakeram4439
4 жыл бұрын
1 mil views for this masterpiece of film criticism.
@jamesguy1030
4 жыл бұрын
Jake Ram ~ Yeah, i Know it’s a bit random but Do You Remember it being called = “Sex iN the City” They call this phenomenon the Mandela effect and i clearly remember it being called Sex iN the City & Not Sex and the City. . Crazy Right ! KZitem has got some amazing videos about this Subject. it’s Like the famous song by the artist formerly known as Prince. He has a song called = “Let’s Go Crazy!” The intro used to say = “Dearly Beloved we are Gathered here today to ‘Celebrate’ this Thing Called Life” That has Now Also Changed into “Get Thru” This Thing Called Life. i clearly remember Oxy Clean Changing into Oxi Clean Before i was aware of the mandela effect & i Thought how stupid it was to change your company logo like that.
@iainjames03
4 жыл бұрын
Kind of get the feeling Simon was poking the bear a little - and knew exactly what he was doing.
@artychris25
4 жыл бұрын
Of course. Mayo loves to play devils advocate, and knows when to poke Mark when he goes off on complete tangents. Their broadcasting styles complement each other really well.
@goatlps
4 жыл бұрын
0:20 - “You’re not gonna get a rant...” 9:00 - *...ruddy-faced/breathless/arm-waving* 🤬🤣
@bobbyclyvvjr
10 жыл бұрын
"The central idea this time is that they are older and dealing with age and, uh... Here's a clip of them dealing with age."
@chrismarsh8162
Жыл бұрын
American Imperialist Pig Dogs is a band I'd like to see..
@belsizepark3774
10 жыл бұрын
Ghastly, putrid and vomit inducing? Don't hold back. Say what you mean.
@Gigadenza
5 жыл бұрын
This, Pain & Gain and Entourage = The epic "Kermodian Rant Trilogy".
@stefanfilipovits21
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Pirates 3
@petewelsh9978
3 жыл бұрын
... Bad Grandpa and Revolver
@ZuluRomeo
Жыл бұрын
Epilogue: "Moonfall"
@jackmatthews947
4 жыл бұрын
"what was that?" "that's the Internationale." I love that!
@paulblacher7064
3 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait to see his rant when satc 3 comes out. Should be worth it.
@paulblacher7064
3 жыл бұрын
@@swimdeep189 I so hope so.
@stefanfilipovits21
3 жыл бұрын
You know that scene in Superman where Superman flies into a rage of fury and grief and flies so fast he reverses time? I imagine it’ll be like that
@christophercarr5188
6 жыл бұрын
My expectations were low, and I have to say they were met
@diamondgeezertunes
3 жыл бұрын
As with your I.Q
@IsdudeMe
3 жыл бұрын
The arms dealer line had me dying oh my days
@VillaBoys123
8 ай бұрын
Back here again for the 10th time.
@lordofleaves
10 жыл бұрын
Amazing. Lost for words, he's a freaking genius
@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
3 жыл бұрын
When my depression is at its worst I come back here just for a laugh. To know that someone can be brought down to my level by a movie is hysterical 🤣
@TheKamikazenaz
Жыл бұрын
I come here when depressed too.
@stefanfilipovits21
Жыл бұрын
Hope you’re doing ok
@rushguy1
9 ай бұрын
7:13 The producer laughing when Mark sings the Internationale is an underrated piece of funny here.
@regularjon9693
11 жыл бұрын
"...An orgy of dripping wealth that made me want to be sick."
@mansingthakur8643
6 жыл бұрын
regulations that will have ttddfguu
@kffalk
Жыл бұрын
For YEARS KZitem have been trying to get me to watch this video. Now I know why.
@JohnnyVector
4 жыл бұрын
"He's probably an arms dealer"
@shoeless7604
3 жыл бұрын
I'm late to the game and just discovered this delicious review. I've binge-watched the videos on this channel and I must say, you're such a pleasure to listen to! Your thoughtful, thought-provoking, humour-laced reviews bring me so much joy! You're a gem, mark!
@ih8ppunk
10 жыл бұрын
"You're not going to get a rant..." Next minute...
@stefanfilipovits21
3 жыл бұрын
Sings the Internationalè This might be Kermodes best
@dontuserachelslurs
11 жыл бұрын
I've never heard of Mark Kermode before. Now I just want to listen to him forever.
@JethroWestraad
5 жыл бұрын
I listen to this every single night before I go to bed
@bhushanw78
Жыл бұрын
Believe it or not, I came here from the Avataar 2 review by Mark thinking that that was an epic rant. Someone suggested this to me, and now I stand corrected. This truly is the epic one! Dear Lord! 🤣🤣🤣
@Emma-ih2cu
4 жыл бұрын
Oh god, 10 years later I’m still crying with laughter. Absolute classic.
@Victineshadowcries
11 жыл бұрын
"We'd be the help! We'd be the serfs!"
@SpeedyRCT
2 жыл бұрын
I am here for my bi annual viewing. This always cheers me up, such a scathing review that hits every nail on the head
@cortoonwern
Жыл бұрын
„You‘re not getting a rant about this“ …. 10 min later *singing the Internationale and ends with „ … makes me sick“ Best movie review ever 🙏
@chrissiem3958
4 жыл бұрын
I adore that this has had over 1M views.
@Tessmage_Tessera
Жыл бұрын
That just might be the most scathing movie review that I've ever heard.
@biseinerheult78
3 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've watched any video on youtube as often as I have watched this. A classic for the ages.
@richardmattocks
11 жыл бұрын
I'm getting subtle vibes that Mark didn't really enjoy the film... ;)
@Nondescript_Brit
6 жыл бұрын
"You've become a Maoist!"
@ringwe
5 жыл бұрын
"If we were in the SATC movie we'd been 'the Help' ". Yes! Thank you, sir! That's one major reason why this movie is so insulting! This is the best review I've heard/read.
@Christoffuckers
6 жыл бұрын
oh, Stewart Lee has let himself go.
@ThisCharmingMan1984
5 жыл бұрын
Christoffuckers Morrissey has let himself go.
@juliewake4585
4 жыл бұрын
Christoffuckers fnaa fnaa
@redyellowpink01
3 жыл бұрын
General ratko mladic has really let himself go
@Sapphonouveau
14 жыл бұрын
The Kermode-Mayo act works really well in this review, which makes it all the more hilarious : "You'd expect that for £22,000..." "Is there a choice of films....?" Just cracked me up.
@oldfashionedguy1368
4 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up or comment if anyone's watching this rant after 10 years.
@Vest28
13 жыл бұрын
I can't improve on Kermode's points so I'll just say this: This film offended the vagina I don't have. On the class side, I went from a centrist typical normal upper-working clas guy to a Cultural Revolutionary begging to execute Sarah Jessica Parker in a wheat field while reciting lines from the Little Red Book. How intensly can you satirise consumerism without meaning to?
@jodu626
Жыл бұрын
im glad it didn’t turn into a rant
@samuelbarber6177
Жыл бұрын
Apparently Sex and the City 2 is the greatest advocate for communism.
@automatics1im
10 жыл бұрын
That was beautiful.
@wes426
4 жыл бұрын
No rant no, mark this is about the 100 thousand time I've watched this, never ever get old
@kmkinsey
10 жыл бұрын
This and Bride Wars review - awesome
@ennesshay5040
2 жыл бұрын
Ricky Gervais - ''Whoever airbrushed that poster should have got an Oscar. We know how old you are ladies - I saw one of you in an episode of Bonanza !'' ps. the article Mark refers to is ''Burkas and Birkins' by Lindy West
@ennesshay5040
7 ай бұрын
Clip of film GONE - Next....?
@watervillegangmember
Жыл бұрын
This review is 100% correct.
@purplepidge
5 жыл бұрын
"Is there a choice of films?" Mayo you ledge
@JordanMgordan
5 жыл бұрын
I cracked up at that part
@royw-g3120
2 ай бұрын
Particularly how The Good Doctor sails past that comment without even noticing!
@fairplayer7435
5 жыл бұрын
The saddest thing about this and other similar films is that there are many many women walking around with these caricatures as their roles models for relationships and life.
@thetoothbrushfromnisemonog8340
3 жыл бұрын
This review is a work of art.
@jameschesterton
2 жыл бұрын
Every now and then this pops up, and I rewatch and relish it every time.
@karog1653
10 жыл бұрын
I applaud you Sir.
@KazKasozi
3 жыл бұрын
Still brilliant all these years down.
@james64ok
14 жыл бұрын
"An orgy of dripping wealth that made me want to be sick" I love it when he rants. Another classic destruction of a terrible movie by the brilliant Mr Kermode.
@georgeh3604
5 жыл бұрын
Every time I worry I'm being too cynical and negative about things, I come and watch this. Some things deserve to be shat on
@javiersp15
5 жыл бұрын
This is like the third time I've seen this review and it is the third time I'm giving Mr. Kermode a standing ovation!
@GedKelly1999
12 жыл бұрын
Dear Dr Kermode, Please stand for Prime Minister. Love, Everyone.
@tspmcfarlane
3 жыл бұрын
The best part of this is KZitem advertising Sex and the City 2 to buy or rent directly beneath the video. No thanks.
@helenchelmicka7894
5 ай бұрын
😅😅
@polillaguzman
4 жыл бұрын
I was born on the first of June. I feel like this review has been the best birthday gift since 2010.
@VirtualTennisCoach
14 жыл бұрын
"my expectations were low - and I have to say they were met" Brilliant!!! Keep up the good work Mr Kermode
@TheMovieSurgeon
3 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen the movie, and I have seen this review 3 times now. But I'm back again it's just too good.
@A-D-L
12 жыл бұрын
This is the first review I watched by Mark Kermode and it still remains my favourite, it is an absolute mark of genius that should not have been restricted to ten minutes. If this were in front of a live studio audience the standing ovation would be phenomenal.
@0wls2k
Жыл бұрын
"Walk in wardrobe that you could put a family in" 😆 he's on his way to 11-level ranting.
@Crackxyx
11 жыл бұрын
i read this before watching the video, but i didn't expect him to literally sing part of the internationale, hahaha
@samclaytonme
Жыл бұрын
Best. Rant. Ever.
@alexanderphillips6179
2 жыл бұрын
12 years on i'm still puzzled about where the guy in the background keeps going and coming back from throughout the review.
@NatashaRaisorGlam
Жыл бұрын
The only good thing about SATC 2 is this review. I completely agree.
@JMUDoc
4 жыл бұрын
Ask yourself two questions: 1. How do I feel about this character/s? 2. How do the filmmaker _want_ me to feel? If there is a mismatch, the film is bad.
@vermilliongecko
2 жыл бұрын
I roared with laughter watching this, and actually burst into cheers and applause when he started singing The Internationale
@jsasidharannair9609
6 жыл бұрын
This is better than the movie 😂😁
@MoroccanAnwar
4 жыл бұрын
100% 🤣🤣🤣
@juliewake4585
4 жыл бұрын
SNJ XX of course it is.
@Snake-qw9oh
5 жыл бұрын
"Sex And The City 2" is like a female version to the "Entourage" movie.
@ledonjiji
10 жыл бұрын
this review makes me really curious about this movie...
@EnglishmaninPoland
12 жыл бұрын
Over a year later I still remember and love this review
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