I watch alot of standup. This guy is a natural, absolutely hilarious. He's definitely one of the good ones.
@stevedouglas7375
4 жыл бұрын
I marvel how someone can stand on stage alone and entertain a crowd for an hour, or whatever. This is the first time I've seen Michael Joiner and he is great! Yes the jokes, but I also like his stage presence and delivery. At first I thought I'd only listen to a couple jokes, but he kept my interest the entire time. I would definitely pay to see him!
@ComedianMichaelJoiner
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, sir!
@stevedouglas7375
4 жыл бұрын
@@ComedianMichaelJoiner Wow, I wasn't expecting a reply directly from you, but I certainly appreciate it! Now that it has taken place, I'm going to listen to this entire show once again. I feel like I owe you money. Wait a minute!! That kind of sounds nasty. :)
@dans.6525
4 жыл бұрын
THANK GOD THERE IS COMEDY WITHOUT PROFANITIES. THE BEST CHANNEL & GREAT COMEDIANS.
@burningheart2909
3 жыл бұрын
Look up Brian Regan, you'll love him! 🍻
@massasplinter9939
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t mind the profane stuff, just can’t watch it with my nephew. But this channel is awesome, it proves you don’t have to be profane to be funny. Anyone can use an F bomb as a punchline.
@csu3524
3 жыл бұрын
Darn them Mormons. Hilarious! Love you folks! Amen🥰😇👍🙏💯
@penniewyatt9391
3 жыл бұрын
All caps is equivalent to yelling. Chill.
@LANCEtheBOIL
3 жыл бұрын
Profanity is fine if they dont use it as a filler or have to say it every other word
@ciaranofarrell4010
4 жыл бұрын
Walmart at 3 am is the best time to go🤣🤣🤣
@pattydonovan6640
3 жыл бұрын
Yes it is. It's the only time the riding carts work through the whole store.
@brostelio
4 жыл бұрын
Great show! Refreshing to see that comedy this good can stay clean.
@twalathrasher7521
3 жыл бұрын
Definitely I agree!
@graverobbermotorsports4606
4 жыл бұрын
10:10 Looks like sprint dosen't want him telling anyone how terrible their service is.
@Tacid_Krios
3 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who noticed, I wanted to hear about the voice dial!
@ComedianMichaelJoiner
3 жыл бұрын
I DIDNT NOTICE DID THE EDIT MY JOKE?!?!?!
@akeemamor3106
3 жыл бұрын
They edit all the specials weird as hell on KZitem smdh
@ComedianMichaelJoiner
3 жыл бұрын
@@Tacid_Krios thx its unedited on Spotify
@sortathesame8701
4 жыл бұрын
LOL Been married 40 years, hubby snored every night of those years!! A few weeks ago he WOKE ME UP to tell me I was snoring and then he actually PLAYED THE TAPE on his phone! Yes, I was snoring...at about 40 decibels! And this after 40 years of me sleeping beside a freight train without complaining!
@kitterkat007
4 жыл бұрын
Man, Dry Bar Comedy has really been delivering lately!
@Post.nut_Clarity
4 жыл бұрын
What's going on with the cuts? They used to be a little more subtle..
@JoshuaBurgess
4 жыл бұрын
The editors are working from home on Sprint.
@Jacksonrodriguez
4 жыл бұрын
@@JoshuaBurgess hmm, not sure if that's also a joke or a very educated assumption lol
@olgakoutsokostas8767
4 жыл бұрын
@@JoshuaBurgess 🤣🤣🤣
@Healcannon
4 жыл бұрын
"full special"
@committedcoder3352
4 жыл бұрын
It was an accident, I just checked the app and it has the full joke
@JesusisJesus
4 жыл бұрын
This is definitely one of the best from Drybar.
@_sheebie
4 жыл бұрын
HahahaHAahaaa! 😂 the rotary phone bit was hilarious...!!!
@gullatteacres2555
4 жыл бұрын
Dry Bar is the comedy we all wanted for years but no one dared try it. Thank you!
@magnetsoldiercephas331
4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!! I love it!!!
@behfar3417
4 жыл бұрын
I mean I really like it bcs of the full specials, but it's a family show how can it be risky?
@deborahduthie4519
4 жыл бұрын
Sam Gullatte ...and swearing and sex jokes are rarely funny to ladies. DRYBAR always delivers my laughter.
@Nayo68
4 жыл бұрын
@@deborahduthie4519 ...Rarely funny to ladies? What ladies?
@TheMajor8478
3 жыл бұрын
Wait, what does that mean? Bill Cosby and Seinfeld are two of the biggest names in comedy and they worked clean for years. Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan. All clean. I'm not trying to attack you or anything. I'm just not sure if I understand what you're saying.
@rickyspanish492
7 ай бұрын
My favorite was the Rain Man joke 😂 Thanks Dry Bar and Michael Joiner for the laughs!
@dfeb101
4 жыл бұрын
We used to get switched and had to pick our own switch from the tree!
@karmencummings9754
3 жыл бұрын
Right!
@constancejenkins3867
4 жыл бұрын
😆😊😎 He's Funny..
@amybee40
4 жыл бұрын
This guy is great!
@ComedianMichaelJoiner
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you! You have no taste lol
@bornagainchristian3742
4 жыл бұрын
That Dutch accent is not correct🤣 Greetings from the Netherlands 👋🏾
@RestingBitchface7
4 жыл бұрын
Born Again Christian no one here will notice. Most of the time, we just say, “Borkie borkie borkie Bork!” when imitating your general region of the world. 😉🤣💖
@nephicus339
4 жыл бұрын
10:19 - 10:24 "Full Special" huh?
@committedcoder3352
4 жыл бұрын
It was an accident, I just checked the app and it has the full joke
@globetrekker86
2 жыл бұрын
Mike and Michelle? That’s too cute! Soulmates, FTW
@PhD777
3 жыл бұрын
Intelligent, clever, subtle, acerbic, a little harsh, pre-Clintonian politically incorrect, and Absolutely BRILLIANT!
@SlinginMonkeyProductions
3 жыл бұрын
I agree!
@blountfarms3660
3 жыл бұрын
Love this guy, so funny.
@latashajohnson1265
3 жыл бұрын
I love drive by comedy this guy is hilarious
@mznaeture
3 жыл бұрын
Good food everyting 😆 swear dude funny AF
@schadowolf
2 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard, it hurt! Great job!
@nicolecourtney8688
3 жыл бұрын
You know what sucks... The 99cent store... Where everthing is NOT 99cents except the shelf closest to the floor... Every thing else is about $5.99-12.99
@ichitoburrito1359
4 жыл бұрын
Why call it a full special when obviously things were taken out? 10:15
@wifelikecow
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a flagman. That made me snort.
@matthewharvey8755
4 жыл бұрын
I was roflmao. I lived in raytown for about 4 months. Got pulled over so much.... Then I moved to KCMO and got pulled over about 6 days a week lmao. They hated those Arkansas tags!
@angelmccoy8725
3 жыл бұрын
McCrips 😆😂🤣
@SlinginMonkeyProductions
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks my favorite line....
@DEEPCYCLEGARAGE
4 жыл бұрын
I thought this vid was going to be about Ashland Oregon!
@jermilittle7326
3 жыл бұрын
Who is this guy??? He’s hilarious
@imminentbeatle6124
4 жыл бұрын
I’m from Arkansas and your right
@jimmi3839
4 жыл бұрын
Me in Arkansas: facts
@claudineschultz8935
4 жыл бұрын
Stop , look & listen used to be when a train coming, these days : Stop, look, & listen(to the elderly) , you might accidently learn something!
@brandongovreau9218
4 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine a restaurant a fancy one a glass of water there cost a trillion dollars
@ThadmanKane
4 жыл бұрын
Too many commercials.
@انت-صلي-عالنبي-بس
3 жыл бұрын
What a smart comedian 🤍🧡💙
@lemongrove57
4 жыл бұрын
Dear VidAngel, I'm amused by the irony of having to sit through 1,000,001 Disney+ ads, when Disney's the only reason that comes to mind for why you'd think you need that many in one video. Thanks, regardless, for the comedy. Best of luck.
@timothythomas8082
2 ай бұрын
My 73 yr old father likes to say, "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't beat Michael Jordan in one on one." 😂
@anhampton5465
Жыл бұрын
I def remember him in a movie or two
@fred306801
4 жыл бұрын
As long as he was bad mouthing the South, not one ad. Afterwards every one to two minutes ad after ad.
@LadyCato15
Жыл бұрын
10:21 Why does it skip? 🤷🏻♀️
@johnnaab8960
2 жыл бұрын
Went to north Houston schools. We HAD to go see a few Opera's got thrown out cause we snuck popcorn in and was throwing off balcony. This was Jones Hall. The preachers son started it. We are too southern to GET Opera. I also had to sing there. Oh this is gypsiminion not the ol man. Lol
@celesteatkins7604
4 жыл бұрын
This guy is funny, but with a commercial break literally every 5 minutes, it's not worth the trouble of watching. 🤬🤬🤬
@marvwatkins7029
3 жыл бұрын
Some parts seemed to be taken out of the phone skit. Hmm...violating their policy?
@carolyntalbot947
4 жыл бұрын
Great set, but the record is scratched in several places. 😏
@TimidToaster
4 жыл бұрын
When you have to inform the audience multiple times, hey these are the jokes, I don't think your set is going as well as you think it is.
@michellelea5323
3 жыл бұрын
Its a stock line, dummy,,,,,
@BossInvader1
4 жыл бұрын
I've read several comments about the, and I quote "Mormon Censors" at around 10:15 what exactly does that mean in this context? I am new to this channel, as in I just discovered it 2 days ago. When I see something say full show and they edit out a joke not once but twice, badly and leave bits of it in, and make it look like he's having involuntary movements on the stage instead of clean cutting it out... that seems silly. Anyone here from this audience? What was said? When was this filmed?
@JennHawk
3 жыл бұрын
Good comedians don't need to swear.
@teresakelton5320
3 жыл бұрын
My Husband snores.
@1eingram
2 жыл бұрын
Rain man was the savant's brother. (Raymond)
@ericb5194
4 жыл бұрын
Rcansaw
@treborironwolfe978
4 жыл бұрын
S.S. Satanic.. Funny you should mention that name.. that's what I always lovingly called my ex-wife's SUV. P.S. I cannot stop giggling, thinking about the accidental flushed sock being found in the swimming pool.. LMAO!
@blueskies3752
4 жыл бұрын
Jesus is the answer for the world. today. Above Him there's no other, Jesus is the way.
@rentedtux1883
4 жыл бұрын
Amen
@rrrailservicehoscalemodelr4734
3 жыл бұрын
WWBD? Hilarious!
@420JRMan
2 жыл бұрын
Our -kansas, Arkansas is.
@sylviastreet6785
3 жыл бұрын
I’ve done that! My son will call and we start talking to me and his wife! Sometimes I don’t know if he’s talking to me or her! I have told him I’ll go so you can talk to his wife! ,
@80HD8
3 жыл бұрын
Not sure why it was cut up. Gave up after 10 minutes.
@playfuljaydog1528
4 жыл бұрын
Ads are too intrusive in their lacement
@darrilmiller8167
3 жыл бұрын
The punch line should been yep I got a lifetime ban from all dollar stores.
@sahhull
4 жыл бұрын
Ads every 3.5 minutes... WTF.. Why bother with the video, you might as well just play ads for 35 mins. Drybar adsense.
@oneloveonelife2221
4 жыл бұрын
Skip button works good on my phone😇
@bobinthewest8559
4 жыл бұрын
Start video... Scroll to end... Hit replay... Enjoy video without the ads... You're welcome.
@ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE
3 жыл бұрын
What happened at 10:19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@rickhuttono1
4 жыл бұрын
Funny Guy...
@deborahduthie4519
4 жыл бұрын
On average, 9people each year go missing from Cruise Ships.
@bobthompson4319
3 жыл бұрын
He must have been on a cruise ship when referring to the nursing home.
@mikmik6684
4 жыл бұрын
First time I had a couple of laughs in years, too bad the cat bothered me at the beginning, I might have enjoyed it more.
@Profabdesigns
4 жыл бұрын
Man oh man, wat with ll commercials? 11 for 35 Knute comedy show??
@catherinehyde7033
4 жыл бұрын
Well, that abrupt cut at 10:18 was not subtle.
@chasingamurderer
3 жыл бұрын
A lot of talent .
@RestingBitchface7
4 жыл бұрын
A dude talking about corporeal punishment and alleged child abuse standing in front of shelves full of old legal code volumes.... 🤣
@alvallac2171
4 жыл бұрын
*corporal (different meaning and pronunciation)
@CHRISTIANCOMEDIANS
4 жыл бұрын
Comedy is not for snowflakes...
@thepresence365
4 жыл бұрын
"What light in that yonder winder done broke over thar" "Romeo, Romeo, where y'all at?" 🤣🤣🤣
@christophercombs7561
4 жыл бұрын
I would 100% buy tickets to see Shakespeare translated into southern hillbilly
@vadim921
4 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain please what the heck that sentence means
@christophercombs7561
4 жыл бұрын
@@vadim921 its the iconic romeo quote only in southern hillbilly
@vadim921
4 жыл бұрын
@@christophercombs7561 yeah, I got it, but wanted to know the original version. Having googled it, I find it hilarious
@christophercombs7561
4 жыл бұрын
@@vadim921 right old English to southern hillbilly is hilarious
@InnannasRainbow
4 жыл бұрын
We USED to have a 24 hour Wal Mart. Now they close at 8:30.
@graceb7284
4 жыл бұрын
Because of covid all of ours in nc are closing early also but they just switched it from 8:30 to 10 so hopefully will go back to normal soon
@gregmacdonald3559
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness, sounds like a very beautiful thing! Much ❤️& much health & much more ❤️❤️❤️& Happiness
@queltanis93
4 жыл бұрын
Okay What got cut out at 10:19 & 10:24. :( killed the joke whatever was there and its part of the buildup to a punchline.
@eeyoreofborg
4 жыл бұрын
Yea. Should've just cut the whole joke.
@37thraven
4 жыл бұрын
@Tim Smith What could they have possibly censored out about Sprint phone service 🤣 Says a lot they censored that joke, but not the downs joke people oohed at 13:33
@777lucifero
4 жыл бұрын
maybe he's not allowed to slander a phone company? only thing i could immagine
@37thraven
4 жыл бұрын
@@777lucifero "And Suzie Smith at 400 South in Salt Lake city can go suck a..." Censors: Nope, nope, nope! That's slander
@committedcoder3352
4 жыл бұрын
It was an accident, I just checked the app and it has the full joke
@ladamadenadie1658
4 жыл бұрын
I had to see what year this was published after he said K Mart 😂😂😂
@trinadailey8949
3 жыл бұрын
Right? 🤣
@YourWingmam
4 жыл бұрын
The hokey pokey had me in tears laughing so hard!!!
@edgarflores5569
4 жыл бұрын
Same here! I´m so telling that joke to my friends RN!
@ComedianMichaelJoiner
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@edgarflores5569
4 жыл бұрын
@@ComedianMichaelJoiner thank you for your comedy sir. Greetings from Argentina
@LadyVoldemort
4 жыл бұрын
Same! I laughed just as hard as that dude...replay the part and laughed just as loud about 15 times. LoLoLoL. Such a good timings. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mason.mp4107
4 жыл бұрын
love everyone who has performed at dry bar comedy and i love these videos
@CarsandCollectors
4 жыл бұрын
The stop your racist reflexes guy was not the funniest, his jokes didn't land well.
@mason.mp4107
4 жыл бұрын
@@CarsandCollectors neither did flight 175 but you dont hear me complaining
@mason.mp4107
4 жыл бұрын
And thats a joke so dont get offended
@CarsandCollectors
4 жыл бұрын
@@mason.mp4107 LMAO
@CarsandCollectors
4 жыл бұрын
@@mason.mp4107 Thats a good joke
@K1NG_D0ME
4 жыл бұрын
He’s one of the best comedians I’ve seen on here yet! Had me tearing up with that Hokey Pokey bit! 😂
@LadyVoldemort
3 жыл бұрын
Yup! I learned something new in the funniest way!
@carlaaustin7223
4 жыл бұрын
He's good. I enjoyed this.
@lavvgiver
4 жыл бұрын
"Don't forget you can squeeze corn out of a guinea pig's nose, but that don't mean he'll drive you to the store. .... Kid's get away from grandpa."😂🤣 [wipes tears]
@wadepenley6913
4 жыл бұрын
The first time I heard him he was introduced as God's smart aleck. He also played a cop in a Christian movie. I can't remember what it was called right off the top of my head right now.
@annfraley7083
3 жыл бұрын
"The Grace Card" - IMDB said he's been in about twelve movies but doesn't list them.
@Lavenderrose73
3 жыл бұрын
@@annfraley7083 shoot now I want to see it, Christmas time or not!
@grantcarnahan9965
2 жыл бұрын
movie name was The Grace Card
@sarahkirbach5040
2 жыл бұрын
I had no idea he was a comedian he was such a great actor in that movie
@beautifulrose8619
4 жыл бұрын
It seems so long ago when life was normal. I am so nostalgic for what life was. Some things he mentioned: a live audience, cruise ships, airplane flights, health clubs, funerals, crowded coffee shop, church, going out to dinner, marriage ceremony,
@elizabethbowie9753
3 жыл бұрын
& 4th of July parades, proms & graduations...
@beautifulrose8619
3 жыл бұрын
@@elizabethbowie9753 Yes!!
@Summer-sc1ph
3 жыл бұрын
This made me tear up a little :/
@LadyVoldemort
3 жыл бұрын
My life before and after Covid-19 is basically the same. I don't know if I have to be sad or grateful about that fact. 😭😂
@johnmorgan692
3 жыл бұрын
@Cathy"... Sorry I know this is Comedy ".. . I gotta tell ya" GREATEST JOY IS KNOWING THE LORD " . 1ST COR 15V1. 4 . Take care 🙂
@JustAboutAnything66
4 жыл бұрын
When my son was little he would start crying when I started counting.
@eeyoreofborg
4 жыл бұрын
Teacher on first day of kindergarten: "One...two...". Kids: "Aaaagghhh!"
@ComedianMichaelJoiner
4 жыл бұрын
That's what I mean! Lol
@loverules7691
4 жыл бұрын
@@KieroSi What are you texting about?! REPENT. The Kingdom of Heaven is at Hand.
@graceb7284
4 жыл бұрын
As soon as I get to 1 my 4yr old son starts crying and says "please mommy no please stop counting I dont like it" lol hes so extra😂😂🤦♀️🤦♀️
@issacrudio989
4 жыл бұрын
My son starts counting with me. The audacity of this kid.
@jefferyrichfield3
4 жыл бұрын
The author of the Hockey Pockey song passing away is genius. Thank you. I started laughing before the punch line and laughed even harder during the punch line. Well said.
@Serenade2461
3 жыл бұрын
My dad would start counting too. We never let him get to 3. We didn't know what would happen but we didn't want to find out.
@Heavenzvoice
4 жыл бұрын
It’s official I don’t have a favorite anymore... all these guys are good. His humor is awesome. The kind you need at a family reunion or out to dinner and he would have you in years!!!
@Lavenderrose73
3 жыл бұрын
My mother counted too, but she stopped at 3. Then it was over! 😱😂
@treborironwolfe978
4 жыл бұрын
I want a t-shirt that reads: *SLOW AHEAD* *OLD PEOPLE AT PLAY*
@joshualuntsford
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. I have a boss Gary that’s blind as a bat. Drives a fork lift like crazy. I want a shirt that says. Watch out for Gary. Ok it didn’t sound funny when I spelt it out. But I’d buy one of yours. Peace
@treborironwolfe978
4 жыл бұрын
@@joshualuntsford LMAO! I used to be dedicated ITS for a large distribution warehouse, and I think your Gary t-shirt is funnier than mine ;) I have no method of making the shirts.. I just put the idea out there hoping that maybe some kind soul would print me one :)
@joshualuntsford
4 жыл бұрын
Trebor Ironwolfe haha. Thanks. Stay safe
@claudineschultz8935
4 жыл бұрын
To Trevor. A excellent t-shirt. PARENTS UNITE LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BE A PROBLEM TO YOUR CHILDREN !
@claudineschultz8935
4 жыл бұрын
Trebor, sorry text program didn't like your name, it doesn't like what you really text.
@rabbit32073
4 жыл бұрын
You lost me at putting firecrackers in cat's butts.
@steveorris9407
3 жыл бұрын
Looking at me like añ Amish man in Best Buy.
@GroceryStoreStories101
4 жыл бұрын
I'm busted a gut, I love Dry Bar Comedy. I watch it whenever I need a good laugh. And you guys have never disappointed, stay funny. Michael is hilarious.
@maeedwards8387
4 жыл бұрын
I love Dry Bar so, so much. It can bring laughter at odd times. Tonight I am sick and feel like crap, but once again, Dry Bar to the rescue.
@therebellion96
4 жыл бұрын
He'll ask a question and then immediately answer it in the form of a joke. It's actually a good way to deter hecklers, if you know how to do it, because you're pretty much beating them to the punch.
@txartchick5594
4 жыл бұрын
How can anyone give this comedian a thumbs down.He was really funny 👍🤣👏👏👏👏✌
@arkin4697
3 жыл бұрын
Dorothy with multiple accounts!?
@georgiegal6745
3 жыл бұрын
They probably resemble the jokes lol
@WizardClipAudio
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Many of his jokes are funny, but his delivery kind of lands a little flat, like he’s begrudgingly reciting someone else’s script.
@NickvonZ
4 жыл бұрын
Very funny and he knows how to play to his audience. I'm sure he could go "blue" , as most of the comedians here could. But they all give brilliant entertainment that is fun for ALL. I really LOVE Dry Bar Comedy channel!
@penniewyatt9391
3 жыл бұрын
As an aside, windex kills ants, and if you have a mosquito buzzing you, windex just drops them like magic, so you don’t have to try to catch them.
@globetrekker86
4 жыл бұрын
Michael looks like Colin Quinn but his material is much more hilarious
@godsperfectfailures796
3 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep in English the other day, and snored. The teacher thought it was a lumberjack
@tanyalebron2305
4 жыл бұрын
Caller ID!!!!
@waltshields2180
4 жыл бұрын
Raytown, just down the street from where I lived in Belton, Now I feel sorry for both of us
@chatocarver
4 жыл бұрын
I went to Raytown Highschool!
@MaryOKC
3 жыл бұрын
It’s a Small world after all... it’s a small small world. Sorry...
@globetrekker86
4 жыл бұрын
-“Is she with Jesus?” - “No, she ran off with Jesus; that’s her Mexican friend.” Reminds me of the exchange in Big Momma’s House. John: I don’t have a wife” Ms. Patterson: “Oh, Lord... Is she with Jesus?” John: “Actually, ‘Hey-zeus’ is how he pronounces it.”
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