strong “i will not rest until i find out who shit my pants” energy from this lady
@spicyt0fu
7 ай бұрын
I love wizards with guns, great reference
@Concerned_Custodian
7 ай бұрын
IS THAT A FUCKING WWG REFERENCE
@thorny3218
6 ай бұрын
Reminds me of a story of one of my friends growing up. When he was a little kid he took his caca balls and stuck them in the VCR. when his mom asked who did it, he told her Chester did it. Chester was the family dog.
@gkrees9509
6 ай бұрын
tf is wizards with guns? i thought this was a travis pastrana reference
@spicyt0fu
6 ай бұрын
@@gkrees9509 look em up, they're hilarious
@jonashelmke2564
9 ай бұрын
The start of it is already pure comedy gold. "Looks like you crashed your car, huh?" "No," she says, as she crawls out of the sunroof, "I didn't". That's the whole goddamn story right there. That's a masterclass in writing. "I parked it, sir. This is not a very wide road, you see, and I don't want anyone clipping my mirror."
@WildRabiea
8 ай бұрын
"That's how I always park, show me where it's written that I can't park like this."
@jonashelmke2564
8 ай бұрын
"What do you think they put this convenient roof exit on the car for, tell me that!"
@frizzlefry1921
8 ай бұрын
Seems like a perfectly reasonable place to park...
@wilkiebaggins
9 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t doubt she’s a lawyer, I worked as a paralegal for a few years and was shocked at the stupidity I seen in what I always thought was more prestigious career.
@dexzstar
9 ай бұрын
I've got a friend who was supposedly a lawyer. Guy is in the 37% tax bracket. Makes plenty of money. He's just not very smart. Has several "red flags" as far as understanding of money and basic socio economics. Doesn't really understand taxes, can't cook, and oftentimes would just show a general lack of common sense. I wouldn't really trust him to defend me. And he's horribly colored my perception of lawyers and paralegals.
@blackjackjester
9 ай бұрын
Sadly, this frequently applies to doctors as well.
@Th3Watch3r
9 ай бұрын
@@blackjackjesteryeah my family Doctor definitely didn't get any As in school. 😆
@pablopopodopaulos4931
9 ай бұрын
The real fact its people overestimate other people for havin a degree
@neoasura
9 ай бұрын
@@blackjackjester And Teachers, you should see how drunk and loud the teachers get at the bar Friday after school is over. And they all drunk drive themselves home.
@The-littlest-frog
9 ай бұрын
The only thing that was absolutely OBVIOUS was how drunk this girl was
@HrvojeTalas
9 ай бұрын
The hand movement was a somatic component for an enchantment spell she failed to cast because because of intoxication.
@TheWilderCat
7 ай бұрын
Being shitfaced aside, I think you need decent charisma to be a sorcerer.
@Longridr
9 ай бұрын
Thank you for Clowning on Drunk Drivers like this, Lost my cousin and his son back in '21 to a drunk driver goin over 100 in a residential. Instantly ruptured a hole in our families lives, Everything just feels different since, and i don't think ill ever recover.
@sonof7yoshis
9 ай бұрын
I'm sure you've heard 100 times over that it gets easier or gets better as time goes on. But the pain of loosing someone like that never really goes away I'm sorry that this happened to you. I know its horrible now but you Will heal I may not know you but I truly believe that stay strong and give love❤
@once.upon.a.time.
9 ай бұрын
God that's awful. What a senseless tragedy.
@dr_cachetes6822
9 ай бұрын
That is sad, very sad indeed, but id recommend stop thinking like a victim "oh god oh why ill never recover omg ill be miserable all my life" There are things way worse than dealing with a family member's death, you NEED tools to deal with sad/difficult things, losing a cousin and his son is... well, it is sad but not any way near other stuff that can/has happened to other people. Get help.
@faby_baby
9 ай бұрын
I'm sorry man Just know Jesus loves you. He wants to help you heal. He wants to comfort you. He will fulfill you more than anything in this world, I speak from experience (from when i did Romans 10:9-13), he loves you and wants to be in a meaningful (not romantic) relationship with you. :) “that if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.” Romans 10:9-13 KJV “and saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel.” Mark 1:15 KJV If you want proof that Jesus and the Bible are true look a documentary called “Ron Wyatt discoveries 2022” on KZitem and a KZitem channel called Expedition Bible. They both examine archeological sites and discoveries that prove the Bible, and even reference secular sources. (Just don’t convert to 7th day Adventism after watching the documentary) And lastly if you don’t know the gospel and want to be saved search up “abc’s of Salvation Teenmissions” on Google and it should be the first or second result. When you click on it read the whole thing, and do what it says and have faith in Jesus while you are doing it, do not doubt, and if it is hard for you to do what it says, ask Jesus to help you, have faith that he will, and *he will.* God Bless, and I pray things get better.
@january3rd293
9 ай бұрын
@@dr_cachetes6822...Honest questions for a moment here. A fair amount of questions, admittedly. You've touched on something of a complex but important psychology topic. I understand longer comments can be undesirable to read for some. But, since many other people in life have had to read *far* more text than this for various reasons, it shouldn't be an issue, right? Do you believe that because some people's pains are worse than that of others, that the experiences of those with less suffering are less real, sympathetic, or deserving of validation? If so, would you agree to all of your own pains in life being devalued in this fashion as well? Since it's true that there's *always* someone out there who has it worse, this would imply that any suffering of your own would also be less valuable, under this logic. If you lose an arm, someone out there has lost both. If you lose loved ones, which you place as less damaging on a general scale despite it having led people to end their lives throughout history, someone out there has lost *all* their loved ones, *and* their arms. That's not even exaggeration. To be consistent with these values, you'd have to accept that if you ever desired comfort or validation for things that go wrong in your life, the response towards your own suffering should also essentially be "this is sad, but not in any way near other stuff that can/has happened to other people." If you *don't* believe that, then are you aware the way you've phrased your comment implies that you do? Because the wording borders on outright mockery, and if you don't intend that, then it may be prudent to clarify. To have tools for dealing with sad things throughout life is beneficial, I agree. But it may be helpful to know that the way you have framed this information has a high probability of coming off as pretentious, tactless, and ill informed to most people. Ill informed because you do not actually know how close he was with those family members. You do not know the grand majority of the event's details, only that loved ones have died. Yet, you use hyperbolic quotation to reframe his sentiment as juvenile and weak willed in nature. You also, intentionally or unintentionally, do phrase your message in a way that implies his pain has less value. Simply due to not being the worst possible thing for a human to experience. Why? If the intent truly is to just give helpful advice, what necessity is there for phrasing things like this? In any case, are you aware that just because someone has suffered more in life, it does not mean that those with less suffering are any less alive and capable of experience? That their pain does not simply cease to exist simply because others have it worse? That the mental damage they acquire from a traum@tic event is no less real and potentially life altering? That humans can have extremely different responses to the same stimuli, and that what may traumatize one person may be something easily controlled by another? That the inverse can be true for those same people as well? I have seen a veteran of the 'n a m war(odd abbreviation because I am unsure if You+ube will nuke the comment over these topics, they've done it before, I may make similar shortenings later as necessary) comfort his loved ones over their loss of a pet. When he himself had been in life or death situations where he had to see friends die in front of him. Do you believe that veteran is wrong or unnecessarily sympathetic to feel for them, despite having suffered much worse in his own life? Or is it that the ones who lost their pet are under some sort of designated "time limit" to how long they're allowed to feel sad about the loss? Do you feel that if they are experiencing sorrow for "too" long according to someone else, they should feel weak or unfit for life's hardships due to that ongoing pain? If not, then again your phrasing implies you hold a belief that their sorrow should be limited in scope somehow, by some nebulous metric. Are you aware that telling people their pains are inconsequential compared to others' has caused people to seek out suffering, develop strong self hatred, and in the worst cases beat themselves physically or take their own lives? Not even that rare. They can feel such guilt and shame for feeling as hurt as they do, because they are reminded that others have it worse. People have so often been irreparably mentally damaged by things that other folks could get through without such issues, because humans can have a staggeringly diverse range of reactions to things in life. Yet the mental debilitation that some accrue can be enough to ruin their own bodies, despite their best attempts to fight the damage. Their minds may be unable to cope with it's own reactions to stimuli, despite being something manageable by others. I do not attest to have gone through the worst things conceivable in life, not by far. That said, some personal anecdote. Over the course of the past several years I've been in an emotionally @busive relationship, lost my best and only IRL friend who I'd known for 17+ years, lost my ability to travel easily due to developing health issues(I generally only go out for food and hospital visits), lost my ability to eat most foods, have had several operations, and developed daily chronic pain that requires a very carefully managed diet and several different medications just for controlling it. Of course, there are people who have it far, **far** worse than me, and I am aware of this. There are also people that have it better. So when I see an overall healthy person with intact friendships and a properly working body lamenting over the fact that they went through a breakup, am I wrong to feel bad for them? Does my suffering give me the "right" to take their words and twist them into some oversimplified caricature of a teenager's woes? Are we not both allowed to lament over shared pain together? Find solidarity in the suffering, even potentially use it to heal? Why should I deny them this because I've had it worse? Why do that when there's an opportunity to assist them via similar advice *without* just adding to their sense of self loathing? Because that's what this sort of devaluation will do to many people. It can often simply empower their depression, and actually serve to elongate the recovery time. There are folks I respect, who have themselves had lives much worse than my own. Yet. They didn't devalue my pains when we spoke. They understood, gave me perspectives of their own. Gave me empathy. Motivation. Had they instead told me I just needed to figure out how to deal with it, and to get over anything because others somewhere always had it worse? Then they would have simply been doing the same thing those people and circumstances that did this damage to me had done. The same thing my abusive ex did. Had the more helpful folks shared this "It's not that bad, get over it" sort of philosophy instead of helping me though compassion, I would likely not be here. At best I would certainly not be fit to write, or even really use You+ube. To even care enough about life to do so. Not for lack of trying, mind you. But because my mind and body just couldn't keep up any more. Not with that immature approach to life. ...If you want a (sorta lol)-TL;DR, then perhaps the most direct way to highlight the issue here is this. I have seen a Father tell his children multiple times that they should not cry as often as they do, should not be as afraid of him as they were. Crying for some reason he couldn't understand. Because as he told them more than once: He *"did not be@t you physically, like other dads would."* -His- dad used to punish him via whips from sticks ripped off a tree. He and other kids had it way worse, so "stop being so oversensitive." Honorable mention also goes to "You want to whine and cry? I'll *give* you a reason to cry, if you're going to act like that." Because his understanding and concern for their emotional state was so detached that he literally could not understand that they were genuinely sad. As if he thought, since his issues were worse during his own youth it meant that they were simply "overreacting". That their sadness wasn't really legitimate. These same children later grew into young adults that developed various debilitations through the course of their lives, and so much due to the nature of this "merciful" parenting. Their physical states were one thing, their mental states another. To highlight just 2, one ran away to live on the street because she literally *preferred soup kitchens in winter* over her former and even spacious home. Another was essentially institutonaIized for 2+ years, due to *multiple* $ui-side attempts over the course of her teens. *All* of them got diagnosed clinical depression. But hey. They were never be@t3n like other kids, and others had it way worse, right? Maybe simply telling them they need to get over the sadness because "life is tough and you need to deal with it" would help. Maybe simply telling them their pain was inconsequential and to just cope without explaining *how* or showing them empathy would be enough to just produce good results, healthy lives and a happy family. Yet I know it didn't. Not the first time, and not the hundredth. That family has long since been heavily damaged. Each kid knew that wherever they ended up, they preferred it where their parents weren't. And for some reason, those that got to move out started doing *better* with their lives in many ways. The same is true for so many families, so many people. So I suppose the bottom line is: Does your philosophy happen to be one that agrees with that of the Father's? If not, then I suggest you rephrase that comment. Because as it reads currently, it's ability to actually assist the person you aimed it towards is heavily limited. It's too familiar, and not in a good way.
@FacterinoCommenterino
9 ай бұрын
Today's Fact: In 2021, a team of scientists created a 'living concrete' material, made with bacteria that can grow and heal cracks on their own.
@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
9 ай бұрын
I’m 100% better than Charles 💀🤣
@incoronate9597
9 ай бұрын
Damn you beat me too it you got the first comment
@wirebug42
9 ай бұрын
Weird. Same fact as yesterday….and day before that…and… *edit* Lmao at all the “bUt LoOk aT hIs cOmMeNT hIStoRY iDiOt HuRr dUrR”. It’s the same comment that has been posted a million times, I didn’t say it was the exact same person posting it every time. Go look at basically any previous video and you’ll find this same exact comment verbatim. (That means word for word, for all you supergeniuses that know about the comment history function)
@ahahm3
9 ай бұрын
thank you for the daily facts, facterinocommenterino
@tristysstuff6664
9 ай бұрын
It's been literal seconds and this guy is here already. I don't know who or what you are but I do not like you
@shizamza
29 күн бұрын
Man being a cop with people like this just seems so exhausting.
@Kapomafioso
2 ай бұрын
3:13 "It's Rachel right" "yes Rachel, it's nice...yeah". I love how she OBVIOUSLY started saying "it's nice to meet you" lmao
@naughtpoh
9 ай бұрын
Somehow her saying “it was only 4% alcohol” and then the cop’s bodycam subsequently panning to the flipped car is hilarious.
@whycantibefree
9 ай бұрын
It’s amazing how much she’s convinced herself that she’s got this in the bag. Definitely only had one 4% beer cocktail. She can’t honestly believe that she doesn’t sound drunk.
@neoasura
9 ай бұрын
Because she does got this in the bag, I guarantee this is the last you'll hear of it, shes got pretty woman privilage, slap on the wrist and sent off, Wisconsin loves their drunks.
@kylespevak6781
9 ай бұрын
Cars just flip bro
@glebglub
9 ай бұрын
but the beer cocktail WAS 4%! ...before they added the absinthe, vodka, tequila, rum, turpentine...
@idontwantahandlethough
9 ай бұрын
@@neoasura Lol truth. Getting a DUI is a borderline rite of passage in Wisconsin. "Wiconsin: The Florida of the North"
@MultiKommandant
9 ай бұрын
You'll never see more misplaced self-confidence than in a drunk person who thinks they can act sober. Everything around you seems slowed-down so it feels like you can just take it easy and charm your way out of things, what you don't realise is that you are the slow one, the world around you is still going at its normal pace. Hope she gets more than a slap on the wrist, imagine if she'd crashed into a car with less aware drivers behind the wheel or worse an unassuming pedestrian.
@pineappleexpress2683
9 ай бұрын
No words can describe how much her passive aggressiveness pissed me off
@bigisrick
9 ай бұрын
First woman you've ever seen?
@ethanhall1656
9 ай бұрын
@@bigisrickreal
@All_righty
9 ай бұрын
Obviously
@aybaws
9 ай бұрын
@@bigisrick☕
@tezzla6358
9 ай бұрын
@@bigisrickbecause women are bad! right?
@technomological9032
4 ай бұрын
"nothing to drink huh" *car on its side*
@MS-gn9fz
5 ай бұрын
The irony of a "lawyer" who doesn't immediately invoke the 5th and wait to request their attorney until after they are placed under arrest.
@andrew4446
9 ай бұрын
"obviously it happened by itself" was the funniest thing she could have said the nerve of that car to flip itself over.
@the_inquisitive_inquisitor
5 ай бұрын
"Have you had anything to drink tonight?" "Well, obviously..."
@simplysara8212
9 ай бұрын
Her legs dangling out of the sun roof as she's trying to extricate herself from the mysteriously, OBVIOUSLY overturned car had me howling from the get go.
@jimmycoombs1791
9 ай бұрын
As another non-lawyer who has talked with lawyers before I can confirm that Miranda rights only have to be read if they are going to question her as part of an investigation.
@UnseenOct
9 ай бұрын
and they're detained/ arrested. If you're able to leave at any time, you don't get miranda. Which is why cops in interrogations tell people at the start "youre not in trouble, you're free to leave at any time" and they're able to get tons of info out of them
@theknightikins9397
9 ай бұрын
@@UnseenOctthat’s also why if a cop tells you can leave at any time, you probably should
@UnseenOct
9 ай бұрын
@theknightikins9397 definitely. If they dont, ask if you're free to leave, and if you're not, ask for a lawyer and shut up
@slimthuggamothafucka2909
9 ай бұрын
@@UnseenOctas somebody who’s been arrested, I learned the hard way that even if you’re being detained they don’t have to read your rights. At least in Texas idk about anywhere else
@conormil1268
9 ай бұрын
Dont they also have the ability to hold you for three days? So if they arrest you for a crime, you will be booked and prosecuted. If youre a suspect of an investigation, theyll read rights and put you in holding. So if she said there were more people in the car that are now not there, the cops could only read her her rights and bring her in to holding for questioning
@warbosssmogjaw4675
9 ай бұрын
4:45 Her - “Um, everything with this scene is pretty obvious” Officer - *Waving flashlight around, bewildered at how she did this
@jomama3804
6 ай бұрын
So if they say "talk to my lawyer" but then she is her own attorney.....
@davidwolter4263
2 ай бұрын
As a retired corrections officer i worked in the work release center we had a inmate return from work with the oder of alcohol. Blew positive for alcohol. Then claimed it was the beer battered fish he had for lunch.😂😂😂
@xanderbraun8997
9 ай бұрын
I wish I could hire her as a lawyer just to show her the clips of herself, OBVIOUSLY
@Ghjfd5wfCfbgvg
2 ай бұрын
i bet she felt like light yagami with ""tricking"" the cops
@Cee-3PO
8 ай бұрын
Would've had a better chance fleeing the scene and claiming it was stolen 😂
@juliemunoz2762
6 ай бұрын
you can only get away with that if no damages were caused to others property. else it’s hit n run. esp if there’s a witness.
@JimzAuto
5 ай бұрын
She’s too drunk to run, and too wasted to walk very far.
@illidoth
6 ай бұрын
these people get that one favored substance in their system and then they think they're Cersei Lanniser
@anthonyvolk6185
5 ай бұрын
The only bar she passed is the COCKTAIL BAR
@JessicasASMR
5 ай бұрын
If there would ever be an apocalypse she’d be Lori Grimes
@Donovarkhallum
9 ай бұрын
7:52 i mean she was about to slur the word but just gave up on the sentence . incredible. A true professional
@t8910
9 ай бұрын
Off topic but the officer being light hearted in the beginning reminds me of how the officers and EMTs acted when I got into an accident. Looking back, it actually did a lot to help me stay calm(ish) and lighten my mood a bit
@Corsair_17
9 ай бұрын
You drunk drove?
@t8910
9 ай бұрын
@@Corsair_17 no, just very dazed after getting my head knocked around a fair bit
@JoeSchills1904
7 ай бұрын
This thumbnail told me everything I needed right off the bat. She's wearing a Cowboys Jersey 😂😂
@saggyjoe
9 ай бұрын
Well, her psychopathic behavior would make her a good corporate lawyer
@AshlynOne
9 ай бұрын
I love how she thinks it's insane that a car could ever spin around from a collision.
@hoopslaa5235
9 ай бұрын
Women, downplaying, minimizing, excusing….obviously you get my point. Obviously 🫣😆
@665Sunshine
9 ай бұрын
I doubt she even knows which way she was driving.
@seanrasmussen2877
9 ай бұрын
"I was just driving down the road" has got to be one of the funniest responses possible in this situation.
@James-dn7rf
9 ай бұрын
This is the lawyer of all time
@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
9 ай бұрын
I’m 100% better than Charles 💀🤣
@exerdose
9 ай бұрын
Imagine going through law school only to drive drunk 💀
@Betweentwelv32567
9 ай бұрын
Its a shame yt hasnt banned these friggin bots ffs, have a human comment for once
@AlysZara
9 ай бұрын
@Betweentwelv32567 There's a lot they haven't dealt with lol.
@Betweentwelv32567
9 ай бұрын
@@AlysZara top 10 ssniperwolf
@TheDave159
6 ай бұрын
I just can't believe she she couldn't come up with "I swerved out the way of a deer" or something better than "car wasn't there"
@DavidKinzer-h8h
7 ай бұрын
Her car just decided to take a nap mid drive.
@troysmith7164
9 ай бұрын
If I had to guess, the reason the police officer was speaking to her in that way (like a dog) when he arrived was because there could be a possibility that she sustained a concussion if she wasn't drunk. I'm not saying she wasn't drunk because the end of the video most certainly proved she was; I just thought I'd throw that out there.
@BlargBlarg-z7k
4 ай бұрын
I work in Law Enforcement... Lawyers and Other Law Enforcement are the worst to deal with.
@Bathtub_Toaster
9 ай бұрын
This still doesn't top the one where a drunk 24 year old woman was speeding, gets stopped, flees twice, then has a mental breakdown trying to get her dad to bail her out because he "owns the island" only for her dad to come out to the scene to give her the cold shoulder and tell her she's going to jail.
@arono2341
9 ай бұрын
Any way i can read or see this history?
@callmetravesty8762
9 ай бұрын
@@arono2341 Bro, google exists, he told you more then enough. Use your brain.
@arono2341
9 ай бұрын
@@callmetravesty8762 bro am i supposed to copy and paste the whole storie on Google? I was just asking for a name or something btw i wasnt asking u
@callmetravesty8762
9 ай бұрын
@@arono2341 I typed "dad owns this island arrest" into KZitem and found it straight away. You're just lazy/thick
@ForestFire369
9 ай бұрын
@@arono2341search "body cam dad owns island" and you will find the video
@xuianetexe2621
9 ай бұрын
I just find it so insane how she is so calm standing next to the flipped over car, not to mention her standing up straight 😭
@goopah
4 ай бұрын
9:34 Officer: "So, here's the deal..." Rachel: "So, here's the deal. You've superseded the right of asking me questions." Officer 2: "Hi." Rachel: "Nope."
@DanielsDen777
2 ай бұрын
4%!? Lol. She's got 4% alcohol in her left hand's digits alone
@Mustache99
9 ай бұрын
12:14 how dare you assume I was riding a car, it identifies as a bicycle with a motor or I was possed by a spirit of a drunken driver I swear I was sober
@turtlesoup7310
6 ай бұрын
She's like " oh damn, they don't come flipped over like that? " 😅
@Dufoth
6 ай бұрын
so many people with money can't seem to get an uber.
@bouji_
7 ай бұрын
I bet she was looking at her phone when she flipped her car over.
@QueenBitchization
9 ай бұрын
Lawyer here - the Miranda Warning aka Miranda Rights only attaches when two elements are met: 1. the defendant is in custody, and 2. the defendant is being interrogated. Custody and interrogation also have their own definitions with elements that need to be met, such as not being free to leave (indicates custody). Even if an officer fails to properly Mirandize a suspect, if the suspect makes "spontaneous statements against interest" those statements can be used. It only matter for when police are actively questioning you and/or coercing you to talk. There are more details of course but this is basically the gist of it. I work in criminal defense, so these are elements that I almost always look for. Attorneys in other specialties are not savants; you eventually forget extraneous details if you're not specializing in that area of law. I would be curious as to what she specializes in, if she even is a lawyer at all. Let's hope it's not criminal defense.
@captaincringe2839
9 ай бұрын
Ik, people don't realize what can come back to bite them, you gotta tell em ONLY what happened, don't be snarky or a smartass, just answer the questions carefully and stay quiet
@bcc5701
9 ай бұрын
As a transactional attorney she sounds like a transactional attorney.
@Rose_Castle
9 ай бұрын
Not a lawyer here... and I was giggling at her. She just kept indicating she is aware of her rights and voiding them
@QueenBitchization
9 ай бұрын
@@bcc5701 To be fair, y'all have it rough as well. It doesn't excuse her abhorrent behavior, but it does add some context as to her state of mind lol.
@jimmycoombs1791
9 ай бұрын
I watched the full video on the other channel and the only terms she mentioned that "felt" like lawyer jargon were assumption vs assurance. Though as a non-lawyer there may be something I missed.
@danalysing2774
9 ай бұрын
She would have had better luck offering to show them a magic trick in attempt to escape than jedi mind tricking her way out of this.
@kalinmir
6 ай бұрын
"beer cocktail" = vodka in a beer bottle
@michaelmaloskyjr
9 ай бұрын
I've seen enough interrogation analysis videos to know her crutch word "obviously" is both a defensive reaction and a camouflage self-assuring word that demonstrates her anxiety and apprehension about the incoming legal shitstorm coming her way. So she's not THAT wasted, obviously. (I can see this video as a drinking game: "There! She said it -- Drink!")
@tortolgawd4481
9 ай бұрын
Just remember not to drive after that drinking game, obviously, correct? 😂😂
@hoopslaa5235
9 ай бұрын
Best comment in here, obviously. 🫣🤣 her small town or friend group and short near future circle is obviously going to obviously remind her that obviously is her obvious goto defense retort. 😉🫣😆@@tortolgawd4481
@LEMATTOFFICIAL
7 ай бұрын
She is gone! This sort of driver terrifies me. Call uber or lyft people! Your life is worth more than doing something like this and same for innocent people on the road. Don't destroy someone's life being dumb
@rightpa
9 ай бұрын
10:43 I'll not stand by while you besmirch the good name of Saul Goodman!
@tylerskarzenski3062
7 ай бұрын
"Yes OBVIOUSLY I was the one driving" then going into an incredibly smug "oh you just ASSUME I was driving??" Is bonkers
@bballforever100
8 ай бұрын
im 8 minutes in and it has been a rollercoaster of emotions already... a "beer-cocktail" omfg HAHAHAHA
@TheeGlocktopus
6 ай бұрын
Boilermaker or possibly Chelada.
@edwhatshisname3562
2 ай бұрын
It was a mad forklift driver, that's it.
@bobbydavis4144
9 ай бұрын
5:19 your and the officers first mistake is not realizing she's like a T-Rex from Jurassic Park, if it's not moving then she can't see it.
@jimtaggert42
5 ай бұрын
8:12 "beer cocktails" are called boilermakers...obviously!
@sd3falco
2 ай бұрын
She's channeling the "apparently kid".
@chuckturdburger4612
2 ай бұрын
him: have you had anything to drink tonight? her: no, nothing him: you're sure you haven't had anything? her: not since 6:00 him: what did you have a 6:00? her: nothing, just a fifth of vodka
@Cogrum
9 ай бұрын
That officer has the patience of a monk. She deserves an award for having to deal with such an insufferable human.
@smercho
9 ай бұрын
00:01:51 "I mean Obviouslllly it just plain Fell overrrr" reminds me of 'the front fell off'
@shud125
9 ай бұрын
00:00:00:00:01:51
@draclestine8569
5 ай бұрын
" he just rolled up to the scene, with a rolled over car"
@anunnacy
9 ай бұрын
10:39 obviously
@reagankarcher3718
5 ай бұрын
3:14 she almost freudien slipped and naturally said “it’s nice to meet you” lol, girl is drunk drunk
@lennychorn147
7 ай бұрын
A beer cocktail is a fancy term for a 'Boiler Maker'. Which is a shot inside of a glass beer.
@FlyingGoober10
9 ай бұрын
Cant wait for today’s bot takeover, featuring Charlie
@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
9 ай бұрын
I’m 100% better than Charles 💀🤣
@hoods-s
9 ай бұрын
well you were right
@sandbear1081
9 ай бұрын
It hasn't been even a F*king Minute and you're right
@PeekinBlyne
9 ай бұрын
@CrewmateComplex As if, beggar 🥱.
@FlyingGoober10
9 ай бұрын
@@sandbear1081 holy shit yeahhh
@RobertHolck-dw6pr
5 ай бұрын
One time I was pulled over for a headlight being out and was immediately accused of being a fentanyl drug dealer from the jump. Where's the discrepancy.
@Donagh1979
9 ай бұрын
You're a good man Charlie. I work in customer service with legit lawyers and they all talk like assholes. I had one today that took my head off for being on hold for 26 minutes and he did the whole 'am I correct' speech. He's probably drivin home drunk right now.
@ReizokoRyu
9 ай бұрын
26 minutes?!
@noodlesofoodles
9 ай бұрын
she went from “i obviously was driving my vehicle” to “you assumed i was operating my vehicle, correct?” lmaoo lawyer mode kicked in and came with a case of amnesia
@MajimaNightlord
9 ай бұрын
Your last sentence made my evening, thank you
@zg3342
9 ай бұрын
Yeah only a dumbass admits to it.
@Jman-gc5in
9 ай бұрын
It's all apart of her plans. She invoked her 5th amendment right and immediately continues to talk, she's trying to assert dominance over the police officer lol.
@una1aq
9 ай бұрын
both you and the guy reacting are dumb. she was saying "you assumed i was operating my vehicle under alcohol", but since she's drunk, she forgot to add the alcohol part after saying it once... she is not trying to say that she wasn't driving.
@mrsoul680
9 ай бұрын
it really amazes me that she admitted to driving. They wouldn't have been able to convict her without her admission.
@blakkat4126
5 ай бұрын
She may be a lawyer, but I have a feeling she never passes a bar.
@orangedaisies
3 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@dabmachine1
3 ай бұрын
clever
@benlalammohamedrachid3112
3 ай бұрын
nice
@justsomeguy1691
3 ай бұрын
Hehehe
@ivansyomkin2156
2 ай бұрын
Bars
@chriscarr6226
7 ай бұрын
Officer: "Have you had any alcohol?" Rachel: "Ugh.. Obviously."
@coopernoble6139
Ай бұрын
Do you always ask redundant questions, like…obviously
@rocketfire6623
5 күн бұрын
Like the jokes they obviously write themselves. 😅😂.
@InspectahReese
9 ай бұрын
You can tell Rachel has gotten away with a lot in her life and nobody has ever checked her before 😂
@klataface
9 ай бұрын
She’s gonna get a rude awakening 😅
@jasonburris334
9 ай бұрын
@@klataface Not likely, the bias in the "justice" system is outrageous. A woman or minority can literally commit murder right now and be released with no bail.
@NateS917
9 ай бұрын
you said check her like shes gonna get her card pulled in the hood😆
@traderzzz123
9 ай бұрын
i blame her, her parents and the people around her.
@bigisrick
9 ай бұрын
Guarantee she accuses all of her exes of being "narcissists" and "insecure"
@blame7121
9 ай бұрын
She's her own attorney, so whenever she says "you'll talk to my attorney", she OBVIOUSLY means that she'll keep talking
@Sadlander2
9 ай бұрын
*Obviously!* Haha!
@izzyxblades
9 ай бұрын
🤣
@weaponisedautism07theSecond
9 ай бұрын
I bet the officer became depressed after that realisation.
@The_momur
9 ай бұрын
🤣😂😆🤣😂😂🤣👍🏼
@skylar5257
9 ай бұрын
She’s like Dr.Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, when she says anything about them talking to an attorney she mentally changes into her attorney.
@notsure1969
6 ай бұрын
I love how she was just casually digging through the sunroof as the officer approached.
@1WEareBUFO1
2 ай бұрын
She's trying to find the "revert" button so she can get going again
@djbullets5850
Ай бұрын
😆
@RecliningWhale
9 ай бұрын
If she *is* a lawyer, she's doing a damn good job of making sure no one who sees this shit will ever hire her to defend them.
@Stephanie-we5ep
9 ай бұрын
Let's hope that she's one of the other types of lawyers... actually let's hope she gets some involuntary time off; the rest of us would!
@kaj7135
9 ай бұрын
@@Stephanie-we5epHere’s your Most Delusional Comment award. 🏆
@LelynnsSquirrels
9 ай бұрын
sounds like she's been listening to "Chille DeCastro" alil too much.. (Chille's STILL currently in 3rd place, for The Grifties Award btw 🏆) .. what a "Law Scholar"..
@WildRabiea
8 ай бұрын
She's as much of a lawyer as a child playing one, but she definitely is a liar. Maybe she got those two words mixed up.
@icedoutjj977
8 ай бұрын
i get what you’re saying, but her defense in the car, while actively being shitfaced, is a pretty good argument. as bad as it may sound from our POV, she was actually building reasonable doubt, even while being shitface.
@EsPea86
9 ай бұрын
As a bouncer, I love when very clearly drunk people try to sound not drunk af when they’re talking to you because you know they truly believe they’re acting completely normal
@symbolsarenotreality4595
9 ай бұрын
As an imaginary person I love it when real people try to talk to me.
@obrey__
9 ай бұрын
@@symbolsarenotreality4595 I like your name. there’s this theory by a Physicist named Bachelard who said symbols and poetry are deeply connected to memory. Would you consider memory to be reality / real? I see memories and symbols like a shadow or reflection of reality, but honestly idk if shadows and reflections are *real* either
@WoPrulez
9 ай бұрын
This is true lol I love it they really try to be so proper and everything
@Moondropmedia
9 ай бұрын
People who pretend they aren’t drunk are missing the entire point cause they look like they’re trying to act sober by acting “not drunk”
@Oh-fr2nv
9 ай бұрын
@@obrey__wtf just happened
@supahflames
7 ай бұрын
9:38 “I won’t answer anymore of your questions.” “You’re not gonna answer any more of my questions?” “Nope.” 😂😂😂
@k1ng5urfer
6 ай бұрын
I enjoyed that thoroughly
@colt4505
5 ай бұрын
For anyone who doesn't get this: her saying "nope" was answering another question. If you needed this explained, then you're probably as high as I was 😂
@FnWaltahKitty
2 ай бұрын
@@colt4505 "for those at home who might be wondering 🤓☝️🤓☝️"
@edwhatshisname3562
2 ай бұрын
Good timing, I read this right as it happened in the video.
@Cimlite
9 ай бұрын
Her standing next to her flipped car on a quiet road, explaining "I only had one cocktail", that's like something you'd see in a sitcom.
@Houshalter
9 ай бұрын
It'd be worse to lie to a police officer about it though. Her best bet was to try to make a case that it was under the legal limit.
@josephmother2659
9 ай бұрын
@@HoushalterI mean it’s pretty obvious she’s lying but police and the courts are not allowed to assume such
@RobbieStacks90
9 ай бұрын
I saw this on Law and Crime Network's channel the other day, and I thought she was attractive until the officer said that her breath reeked. Bad hygiene is an instant turn-off. I've had to call girls out on it before, didn't matter to me if the first date was ruined. Her car was full of clutter, so she's definitely a messy person.
@Ar1AnX1x
9 ай бұрын
*standing next to a flipped car* "I only had one cocktail" *sitcom laugh*
@prakhyatsingh263
9 ай бұрын
Your comment doesn't make sense and it isn't needed if you judges
@MrSmashySmash
9 ай бұрын
Having your story covered by Charlie is the worst possible social death
@Whstdueh
9 ай бұрын
Not if hes laughin at it, but in this case absolutely 😂 I thought same thing
@sealboy1211
9 ай бұрын
This space probably seems bigger than it is when you are consuming it. Most of us have pretty focused interests that led us here, a few million people spread across the planet seeing you fuck up sounds bad. But I’d bet few face many social consequences from this lens.
@Drakholm
9 ай бұрын
@sealboy1211 ummmm, no dude. Charlie is PLENTY to rocket her off into a social crash and burn. 80% of those who know her are aware of her mistake by now- and as much as 50% will see his commentary specifically. She was viral before, him covering means she's entered the viral history books. It's like pouring concrete on it for posterity for sure. His impact goes WELL beyond the mere number of subscribers.
@sealboy1211
9 ай бұрын
@@Drakholm it’s easy to feel a space this large is “that” big. The mind can’t really visualize such numbers. You can’t really tell if a giant crowd you are in the middle of is 1000 people or ten thousand people. It’s pretty much the same in these mental spaces we congregate in. If you could somehow poll all the random ppl you pass in a day as to their knowledge of this channel, you may be surprised(perhaps it would be me, I’m not stamping my feet that you are wrong)that not many know Charlie not know of this video and that this persons life, is already as messed up by it as it will likely be. That a penguin fan would see this AND have even a small ability to punish her directly in the form of lost opportunity etc etc is extremely small. I mean to say sure it is enshrined for us, but none of this ready mix is gonna touch her feet, our perch is not so high, she might not even see us over here.
@Drakholm
9 ай бұрын
@sealboy1211 And I'm saying 2% of the people she knows could know about his channel and the trickle down effect could amount to 30% in under a week. Of course he's a hegemon in but a "small" niche/cloistered fan base. But even if his subscriber base was 2 million it would have a sizable impact. 14 million crosses several thresholds that make it exponential. But again, she was already viral before Charlie decided to reply. But look at his recent commentary on that Rubi Rose nonsense. Without his video I don't think anyone would ever know her shit was a ploy. But the internet 100% does now. And they don't have to watch his videos directly for that to be the case.
@LifeHawkeye
5 ай бұрын
May 2 marks the day I quit drinking 7 years ago in 2017. I occasionally find videos like this to remind myself how destructive my former life was and reason to stay alcohol free. Hopefully this young woman learns from this humiliating experience and gets sober herself.
@randomperson2680
5 ай бұрын
7 years amazing! wish you the best
@LifeHawkeye
5 ай бұрын
@@randomperson2680 Much appreciated friend, God bless!
@MsBonsai2010
5 ай бұрын
Keep striving brother 🤙🏻 this random stranger's proud of you
@Average_enjoyer_of_hk
5 ай бұрын
Very good! That’s impressive!
@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit
5 ай бұрын
Good for you!
@flargie
9 ай бұрын
You would think as a lawyer, she would have known better than to incriminate herself repeatedly
@qqu1nten
9 ай бұрын
being honest with good cops like these 2 goes a long wayyyy
@abbiebamboozler3090
9 ай бұрын
She could just be lying about being a lawyer
@Anonymous-ld7je
9 ай бұрын
She was wasted... Clearly
@topnoob100
9 ай бұрын
@@Anonymous-ld7jeobviously 😂
@winrawrisyou
9 ай бұрын
@@qqu1nten This is one of those situations where it's better if it doesn't go a long way. It's not like getting caught in a speed trap going 12 km/h over the limit. Not that it really matters for Rachel lol.
@mediadevourer8413
9 ай бұрын
I love how the woman just sees the police officer and immediately crosses her arms and stands next to him looking at the car like. "No clue. A mystery wrapped in a enigma. It may never be figured out"
@JokersD0ll
9 ай бұрын
Even the riddler and batman couldn’t figure this out
@Naptosis
9 ай бұрын
"Don't worry officer, we'll catch those hooligans!". 👮🙅
@trevoreggleston5815
9 ай бұрын
a mystery wrapped in a mystery... ur not smart
@EarthmanJim
9 ай бұрын
*In hotdog suit* We're all trying to figure out who did this!
@deen7530
9 ай бұрын
"Maybe, if I act like the officer, he'll think I'm another cop who just happened to come along and find the scene.... yes, this is a perfect plan! Rachel, you've done it again!" - Rachel's internal monologue
@Bobby-B-Baby
6 ай бұрын
Inigo Montoya: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
@scorpion-lg4ic
6 ай бұрын
ooohhhh.... one of my all time fav movies. a classic. you have great taste
@Elegantly_Bored
5 ай бұрын
OBVIOSLY
@invisobill2125
2 ай бұрын
Inconceivable !
@MajorCharlieCheese
Ай бұрын
F in chat for princess bride enjoyers
@craigroberts3752
5 күн бұрын
Goated
@Sadlander2
9 ай бұрын
She's either pretending to be a lawyer or she's so drunk that she believes she's already in court and not in a cop car. A lawyer wouldn't talk to the cops, let alone start pleading her case right there, handcuffed, in the back of a cop car.
@ChaoticMoron
9 ай бұрын
At first I thought she was buying time to try and get the alcohol level a little lower for the blood test
@hyde3155
9 ай бұрын
@@ChaoticMoronshe would have to be a lot more sober to even have a slight sprinkle of this idea
@ChaoticMoron
9 ай бұрын
@@hyde3155 🤷♂️ but it was only one beer-cocktail haha
@requiemforameme1
9 ай бұрын
I don’t think Rachel has passed any bar, exam or otherwise.
@o60zyzir
9 ай бұрын
she probably in law school that her parents put her in
@HTRPD
9 ай бұрын
This was obviously insane on her part, but I was in shock when she said "it's a b*tch when you arrest a lawyer" because in her head canon she genuinely believes she's owning these cops at every turn. This is possibly the worst drunk driver Charlie has ever talked about.
@amw2005
9 ай бұрын
“obviously” haha
@THErealMarMar.
9 ай бұрын
Besides that one lady who had driven over a bunch of people while driving drunk, resulting in deaths, and then laughing about it when being interviewed.
@thomashunt6000
9 ай бұрын
Obviously
@alexz4752
9 ай бұрын
@@THErealMarMar. who was this...?
@Avruthlelbh
9 ай бұрын
Maybe not "worst", but certainly "most insufferable".
@vigilance4749
5 ай бұрын
Man I was waiting for the police officer to mock her voice and say "Wellll obviouslyyyyy... You're drunk"
@Chesslover69420
9 ай бұрын
The fact that she actually tells a law enforcement officer "It's okay, we all learn." Unbelievable arrogance.
@kristenrockwell6637
9 ай бұрын
That's a little device we like to call "foreshadowing" later down the line we're going to explore "plot twist" when one of them does in fact learn.
@drakkenmensch
9 ай бұрын
Classic sovcit move: "I'm going to EDUCATE you about the law, officer."
@tegridyfarms6851
9 ай бұрын
While shes an idiot and deserves everything thats coming…. Alot of “law enforcement” do not understand the law and you see it in the news every day. Its both sad
@gageman5000
9 ай бұрын
True dat
@o60zyzir
9 ай бұрын
LOL
@corujarandompt9330
9 ай бұрын
I love how she says ''you assume I was the one operating my vehicle, correct?'' as if she wasn't literally the only one around her car the entire time
@crankfastle8138
9 ай бұрын
I mean the assumption is based on her direct statement that she did operate the vehicle and was alone. So, she is kinda right.
@corujarandompt9330
9 ай бұрын
@@crankfastle8138 I assume you mean the "lawyer" was kinda right, which I disagree, I cant remember now but charlie did say she admitted to being the one driving before getting in the police's car
@imnotrobot4394
9 ай бұрын
@@crankfastle8138 isn't that a stupid question to ask when she literally stated she was the one driving the car, it's her car and nobody's in her car beside her?
@San-lh8us
9 ай бұрын
jugding by what she looks like here, i would die to see how the trial went out district attourney: _presses the button to start playing the video_ also district attourney: the people rests its case
@crankfastle8138
9 ай бұрын
@@imnotrobot4394 no stupid questions, just stupid answers. Like her stupid answrrs to the first officers questions.
@Ggfc-w9s
4 ай бұрын
"Rachel your going to jail" "REALLY??" "Obviously..."
@Adurite
9 ай бұрын
I love how she was just so calm about it in the beginning: "Oh hi hello there" as if her car is not literally SIDEWAYS.
@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL
9 ай бұрын
I’m 100% better than Charles 💀🤣
@Tom-ck3io
9 ай бұрын
@rrr11779 You have 1 sub 🤡
@elizabethoreilly1991
9 ай бұрын
@@SussyGabrielOFFICIAL bot spotted
@Bewurt
9 ай бұрын
@@p-__ lmao finally someone who makes fun of bots
@juidhhun
9 ай бұрын
hi hello there
@JSainte17
9 ай бұрын
The female officer saying hi and her just going, "Ummm nope." made me laugh so hard. That officer looked at this officer like, "Wow." lol
@justsomeasianguy220
9 ай бұрын
You’re lucky you arent a cop
@moonbyulswife3990
9 ай бұрын
@@justsomeasianguy220huh?
@tomashmore7413
9 ай бұрын
You're sucky you aren't a poc @@justsomeasianguy220
@Colinray2
9 ай бұрын
@justsomeasianguy220 I'm curious too wtf are you talking about?
@hazyrays994
9 ай бұрын
@@justsomeasianguy220 but what if they are a cop
@Rainiure
6 ай бұрын
If someone can act this poorly when caught committing a horrible crime, imagine how bad they are in general day to day life.
@djkizel
8 ай бұрын
I love when they say “I’m not speaking anymore” and they can’t stop themselves from talking.
@joreywinmill5226
5 ай бұрын
Alcohol makes assholes bigger assholes
@silviobrolusconi2890
4 ай бұрын
“I’m not speaking anymore……I just think it’s funny that…”
@DocBree13
9 ай бұрын
“Do you always ask redundant questions?” She’s got a LOT of nerve
@arribaficationwineho32
9 ай бұрын
“On,y when talking to drunks”. Obviously
@danrodrigues3531
9 ай бұрын
obviously
@htgfrds
9 ай бұрын
Dont you know white women are allowed to be disrespectful to cops
@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
9 ай бұрын
Obviously! 😂
@TJRockPL
8 ай бұрын
“Do you always say obviously?” - me if I was the cop
@hypershadic1151
9 ай бұрын
The line "It's a bitch when you arrest a lawyer" actually caused me physical pain from the overwhelming amount of cringe, she really thought she was megaminding the cop.
@LunarEleven
9 ай бұрын
Well, she's a lawyer, and she's a bitch, so she was really just stating facts. (Obviously)
@artyb27
9 ай бұрын
I rarely groan out loud at a video but fuck that got me
@tanyavasina2028
9 ай бұрын
well OBVIOUSLY she was
@awp-erator4525
9 ай бұрын
@@tanyavasina2028😂😂😂😂
@pootube2024
9 ай бұрын
CORRECT
@Dev-dg2wb
9 ай бұрын
The audacity of drunk drivers never stops surprising me like how tf are you gonna do something like that and be mad when you get in trouble 💀
@what2due_
9 ай бұрын
Yes
@iCortex1
9 ай бұрын
Because ... they're, you know ... drunk
@zugdigitalx
9 ай бұрын
@iCortex1 why do we even allow alcohol to be legal at this point, its one of the most harmful things one can consume
@eshryo
9 ай бұрын
@@zugdigitalx prepubescent take
@NotLard
9 ай бұрын
@@eshryo alcoholic take
@bella42291
7 ай бұрын
I have a beer cocktail for you. 1 can of Guinness extra stout 1 shot of Jameson whiskey 1 splash of Bailey Irish cream Tastes like ice cream
@ekatlind
6 ай бұрын
Really? I never drink beer but I do have whiskey and Irish cream so I’m curious to try this out
@drewmortenson
6 ай бұрын
As a stout fan-boy, guinness is awful but I'm forced to write this down to try it...
@namespaced4437
6 ай бұрын
@@drewmortenson well was it good?
@drewmortenson
6 ай бұрын
@@namespaced4437 How much of an alcoholic do you think I am? haha nah but I don't have any Guinness, Baileys, or Jameson, or the money to go out of my way for it at the moment. It's a long term goal lol
@jelly_4_brainz
6 ай бұрын
Screenshotted so I can try it sometime
@Celticsarethabawlz
9 ай бұрын
"There was no car on the side of the road" Into the Officer quickly flashing the light on it was so perfect that no TV show could match it's situational humor
@samueldubik4418
9 ай бұрын
She is obviously a victim of the most elaborate hit and run. Someone crashed into her, parked that car on the street to frame her, then ran away... obviously
@MamaAkina
9 ай бұрын
fr all it needs is a sitcom laugh track
@cowontop4317
8 ай бұрын
@@samueldubik4418u gotta be joking
@calebgoodwin2110
9 ай бұрын
You can tell she’s never been held accountable for anything in her life. Have fun reliving this night for ever, unbelievable.
@MMumbles
9 ай бұрын
Reeks of pretty privilege finally getting checked.
@208shooter
9 ай бұрын
she won’t remember it😂 only through video
@BelchingBeaver69
9 ай бұрын
@@208shooteryes, that’s the “forever” part.
@illustriouschin
9 ай бұрын
Dude, she totally got away with it. She didn't learn shit. A bunch of incel Charlie fans laughing at her doesn't even exist in her universe.
@onone4314
9 ай бұрын
Obviously, she hasn’t
@allyciasmith3940
9 ай бұрын
The best part is she tries a "Gotcha" with them when she said "You assumed that I was operating my vehicle." But earlier when the cop asked if anyone else was with her she said no.......soooo if you didn't operate your vehicle, who did? A ghost? A kidnapper?
@DaShikuXI
9 ай бұрын
I bet it was AI!
@Hidakaku56
9 ай бұрын
Jesus took the wheel from her
@foxinbox8489
9 ай бұрын
Well, I do remember there was a crash with Tesla, driven by AI
@friskybiskit3181
9 ай бұрын
Obviously
@jjthe
9 ай бұрын
I feel like the "Obviously, I was driving" bit would be more helpful here
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