Datz Unorky dat iz. Must be kunnin’ up a Morky fight.
@youngarchaeotech189
4 жыл бұрын
The cornerstone of all tactical thought: *Da hatz*
@nathanbrown8196
2 жыл бұрын
Da' Finkin' Kap. A cornerstone relic of Ork warbands. One must always be brutally kunnin'... Or is it kunnin'ly brutal?
@ritwiksarker5466
4 жыл бұрын
This is the Orkiest weapon out there tbh, a vaccum cleaner strapped onto a teleporter of sorts xD. Sucks in snots to make them warp jump into designated places. xD .
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Other than da choppa. :)
@MegaTrubaduren
4 жыл бұрын
"Der trick iz, yous gots ter stick'um wid da pointiest bits o' da choppa" - Cronan der Destroya, Tactician
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Mega Trubaduren you know the legend of Kronan? Excellent. ;! Lol. :).
@lastshiftgarage4416
4 жыл бұрын
At the gym: Person: what type of music do you listen to when working out? Me: Its not really music... Person: Really? I listen to everything, dance, rap, rock, country. Really anything. Me: it’s not really any of that Person: well... then what is it? Me: ...(clears throat) To Quote!
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Lockout76 awwww thank you. :). Hope it helps the workout. :).
@forgefathereli8354
4 жыл бұрын
rofl, that made my morning. thank you.
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Eli Gutman glad to hear it brother. :).
@raptin1595
3 жыл бұрын
This is why I love the orks. They are so over the top and despite being extremely brutal and violent, they come off as comical and hilarious while also bringing a madmax aesthetic to their war gear. Not to mention the fact that in the grim darkness of the 41st millennium they are the only guys actually having fun. I love these guys!!!
@Durtly
4 жыл бұрын
I had a dream that The Imperium landed on our planet, revealed that we were not the actual Terra, merely a forgotten colony, and had been lost in the bureaucracy a mere 5 thousand years ago. We were now responsible for a backlog of contributions in soldiers and materiel. A small, deep and broken part of my mind did not think this was a nightmare.
@manfredgesink8514
3 жыл бұрын
Well we would be a whole planet without psykers? Maybe a whole planet of Nulls?! 😱 Than this would be awsome.
@scalion44y22
3 жыл бұрын
@@manfredgesink8514 A planet of nulls? the exterminatus button has never been smashed as hard before
@ThomasSpettel
4 жыл бұрын
As a ork player, and after seeing that gun for the first time, i said to myself; "Tis is Bootiful!"
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Thomas Spettel because it is. It is. :).
@abelbabel8484
4 жыл бұрын
The Orks start thinking. The end is upon us, brothers.
@EthanKristopherHartley
4 жыл бұрын
While I'm consistently swayed to the more ethereal and majestic Aeldari, I must admit that you've hit the nail on the head when you mentioned that the Orks are just great fun. I love watching them (or, more accurately, the mouth open reactions from their opponents) tear up everything believed to be possible without even realising that what they're doing *can't* be done! 😁
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Ethan Kristopher-Hartley impossible decision to make. Eldar or Orks. Only way to win? Both!!!!!! ;:).
@darrenrenna
4 жыл бұрын
Between Cronan and Orkimedes, Baldermort comes up with the best Ork characters. Love to hear more about them!
@lucasbeck1391
4 жыл бұрын
Orkimedes is real He is ghazghkulls favorite mekboy
@darrenrenna
4 жыл бұрын
@@lucasbeck1391 Oh that's awesome!!!
@timash1927
4 жыл бұрын
Death by snotling discharge... -shudder- What an entertaining video! Keep up the good work!
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you brother Ash. :)
@denishrg9843
4 жыл бұрын
*Mushrooming intensifies*
@ImperialistJoe
4 жыл бұрын
If I wasn't already human, being an Ork would be the best alternative.
@sicariusvast9555
4 жыл бұрын
Da Thinkin' hurtz da orkz hats
@tanall5959
3 жыл бұрын
Should paint 'em red. Den deyz dont have ta do it so long 'cuz dey tink faster!
@kaptaintripps
4 жыл бұрын
I get all glassy eyed thinking about the terminator that calmly bites the head off the invading snotling on the damage chart
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
kaptaintripps Lol!!!! True. :).
@THEGRUMPTRUCK
4 жыл бұрын
Baldermort, this video is the hardest I have laughed at anything in a decade. I had to watch it multiple times before I could sit through the entire thing.
@CNNBlackmailSupport
4 жыл бұрын
I dont know why, but I feel like you love the Orks more than everything else. There is just something special about the way you present them. Maybe Orkimedes is watching and you are under duress... Quote once for yes and End quote once for no.
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
CNN Blackmail Support *looks over shoulder* Quote.
@6Stevo
4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant stuff! Shokk Attack Gun has to be one of the most entertaining and brutal weapons in the 40k universe. Thanks for making this buddy. 🙂
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
6+ Stevo phew. Glad you enjoyed it. :). :). I’m off my game so was not sure. :).
@michaelmurphy2786
4 жыл бұрын
But is he from HyGorkia or HyMorkia? Gotta ask the serious questions, when we give thanks to the wonderful Mr Howard and his Hyborian age chronicles. This did make me smile as my Conan Chronicles sits next to my desk.
@Eagle93Writer
4 жыл бұрын
The most unimaginable thing a Ork has ever done is not build a ramshakled warp capeable ship... it was to sit down and think.
@CNNBlackmailSupport
4 жыл бұрын
"I dont remember the punchline, but one is a cunning runt."
@lordhamster9452
3 жыл бұрын
“3 options now remain for your fate” Kreig crews: pull out hand grenades “actually 4”
@derrabbit7289
4 жыл бұрын
I loved this weapon since I first laid eyes on it! I sat and wondered if it could be used to travel the warp.
@funandparty2493
4 жыл бұрын
"Your face i torn off by the crazed midgets" hahahhaha
@infernojones1758
4 жыл бұрын
that intro gave me chills. LOVE YOUR VIDS MAN
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for listening brother Jones. :)
@mr_pickman5976
4 жыл бұрын
I loved your Conan intro. I could hear the voice of Mako in my head.
@MrCarlBackhausen
Жыл бұрын
I totally agree with the end message! "Warhammer is about fun" truer words has rarely been spoken!
@RageAgainstTheDice
4 жыл бұрын
Laughed my ass off at the sheer Orkiness of this video... Great work as always... I remember having to buy bases of Snotlins to use as ammo! 2nd Edition oh how I loved you!
@Lordradost
4 жыл бұрын
"When my older sibling explained it to me, I nearly had an accident" -indeed, haha.
@Cosmic_889
4 жыл бұрын
Baldermort my friend all your ork videos are absolutely top class. I loved your first one (which got me hooked to your channel) and I loved this one just as well, especially the intro. Keep these videos coming. I can already see just how fast your channel is growing and its a visual testament to the quality of your content
@Turnil321
4 жыл бұрын
This is definitely one of your best Audio drama's to date. And you already made really good ones to. They just getting better and better.
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Oh. come on. White Scars? Word Bearers? Dark Angels? They were bloody difficult to do right. I can;t believe you are choosing Shokk Attakk gunz. :) Might have to do a poll. Best video of the first 6 months. Hmmmm. Sounds like a poll to me. :)
@Turnil321
4 жыл бұрын
@@baldermort I Think they are all great. I really like the audio drama's you make in the intro. I just like this one the most because of the humor. 2 thing I really like about your lore video's is the end when you go off script as you did with the ork intro video Rogal Dorn Act 3 and the dark Angels.
@InVinoVeratas
3 жыл бұрын
I always appreciate how Baldermort closes with “Dear Gentle listeners” makes me feel appreciated 😆 which means a lot in these solitary days and times. Thanks for the fun tales Baldermort! I genuinely smile hearing the impressions you do 😂
@andilucas6926
4 жыл бұрын
Has the fluff ever addressed what effect this thing has on daemon engines without living crew? The snotlings could just boringly get jammed in the machinery or the weapon magazines, but they might arrive inside the ritually sealed containment vessel where the daemon is bound (probably in non-material form)...
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Andi Lucas lol! Good question. I would err on the side of the chaos engine just getting a free meal to power it up. :).
@donwebber9071
4 жыл бұрын
Given the nature of the weapon the wormhole would probably release the bound daemon but send it back into the warp since the beam would go right through it. Or it would blow up akin to tossing a portable hole into a bag of holding, messy and all over the place
@commanderfarsight2351
4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeeeaaaahhhhh!!! Right on time because work just started lol Thank you for the meal, Lord Baldermort.
@jerrywhoomst1116
4 жыл бұрын
Gotta be one of the best weapons in all of 40k. Love the madness of it, the Shokk Attack Gun just feels so orky.
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Wonderful, isn;t'it? :) Got to love da orks. :)
@jerrywhoomst1116
4 жыл бұрын
@@baldermort I do love da orks, my first army will always be my favorite.
@Superschokokeks
4 жыл бұрын
Lol I hear your voice /narration and want immediately go to bed and listen to it like a good night story and falling gently asleep while dreaming of PURGING THE MUTANT, KILLING THE HERETIC AND XENOS!
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
LOL! Nunnite then, :)
@mranimationcloete1
4 жыл бұрын
Baldermort! You just keep pushing my love for Warhammer higher and higher!
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Its why we exist, brother Cloete. :)
@Brutalyte616
4 жыл бұрын
Definitely want to see you running WAAGH!!! Orkimedes in one of your future battle reports.
@richardkesner5195
4 жыл бұрын
TWO Baldermort videos in two days? Is it my birthday?! 😁
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
NO. Friday night was veeeeery late. :) :) :)
@richardkesner5195
4 жыл бұрын
Baldermort's Guide to Warhammer I know, just thrilled seeing more of my favorite KZitemr. :) (The reference was awesome, good Sir. Haven’t visited that particular theme in years.)
@Crazyollie123
4 жыл бұрын
>Ork begins to think Oh fuck, oh god.
@TheOuroboros84
3 жыл бұрын
Adepta Sororitas: I used my faith to heal my burns through my faith in the emperor! Mekboi: hold my shroombeer...
@grimgoreironhide9985
2 жыл бұрын
The box artwork for this unit is hilarious. The poor gretchin or snotling trying to claw the ground to avoid being sucked into the gun.
@TheSimpleMan454
Жыл бұрын
"Ya already did th' brutal fing. Now time to try th' cunnin' fing as well" had me in stitches man.
@trajanfidelis1532
4 жыл бұрын
My two favorite things Conan the barbarian, and orks! You are a man of high culture sir!
@stephencarpenter3124
4 жыл бұрын
It is my Firm belief that Orks are the true protagonists of the setting, and will save the galaxy from both Chaos and Tyranids
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Fair. I'm on board with that one. : )
@juliomontega2868
4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely.
@artmduslexia6441
2 жыл бұрын
I love this weapon disgustingly brutal and simply cutting and its design and use
@piotrskodowski7544
4 жыл бұрын
More ork lore please !
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Coming soon, brother, coming soon. :)
@piotrskodowski7544
4 жыл бұрын
@@baldermort ME AND MY BOYZ CAN'T WAIT!!! WAAAAAGGGHH!!!
@bladestormviking
4 жыл бұрын
"that thing doesn't obey the laws of physics at all!!" -- Guardsman Parker
@RaymerGames
4 жыл бұрын
So killer! Keep it up baldy.
@motherreaper7287
Жыл бұрын
I love that you bring the humour out of this game, as so few people do.
@houjacthebarbariantrucker5867
3 жыл бұрын
That opening. LMAO. Inatant like on that bit alone.
@SeniorKaleun
4 жыл бұрын
Love the intro of conan!!!! Awesome
@MakCurrel
4 жыл бұрын
I now have the image of a looted Landraider, driving because enough orks inside is shouting: "Wroom, wroom!" And belive it to work. :-D
@nilkafi3932
4 жыл бұрын
You have to admire ork's cunnin... they do fund ways to make life in the grim dark universe frighteningly funny
@lorgaraurelian3392
4 жыл бұрын
God damn I love the Orks.... your stories are so good 😂
@f0i2ge12
4 жыл бұрын
Ork tek is truly beyond my understanding. But maybe that's the key? Turn off your brain and let Gork and Mork sort it out? Fantastic and hilarious video, keep it up Baldermort!
@paulwolfley7785
4 жыл бұрын
Uncivilized tribes have better manners than civilised ones, never know who will smash your head over a insult -conan comic
@Talashaoriginal
3 жыл бұрын
It is also in the novell. ;-)
@RogornDal
4 жыл бұрын
Ugghh that poor, poor marine in that terminator.... Thanks for the scene stuck in my mind's eye. 😁
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Rogorn Dal had to share Rogal. :) :).
@RobertBrown-ry4dr
4 жыл бұрын
I too had my older brother use that gun against me I didn't fear it right away I heard a bit about it but didn't worry too much at the time but then my Riptide got destroyed and I knew just how powerful they can be.
@oldmeksworkshop
4 жыл бұрын
Brother, thanks for sharing our battle report story. Indeed, underestimated once but never again. I love these units. To Baldemort, fantastic video. Very entertaining and fitting for a wargear of the caliber. We'll get you an Ork army yet.
@sluggaboy1266
4 жыл бұрын
cunnin is wearin hatz. mind blown. but dats ok hatz gunna keep in da gubbins so youl be fine. reeeeeal cunnin boss
@EthanKristopherHartley
4 жыл бұрын
Wear a red hat and be cunning faster. No one will be cunning as quickly as you! 😁
@cypher4783
4 жыл бұрын
Oh, never give a Ork a commissar's hat. For it is proven that a commissar hats make you extra cunning.
@muninrob
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for playlisting the character arcs - it's binge time.
@ChillAssTurtle
4 жыл бұрын
Toodaloo
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
I hope that is not you leaving the channel, brother Chill. :) :)
@bezerker66691
4 жыл бұрын
Another great video Keep it up brother and you will get the views you so obviously deserve.
@jamesvowell291
4 жыл бұрын
Kronan! What is best in life? To destroy your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women!
@AlexWithington
4 жыл бұрын
This is why I love the orks lore
@Lewton_is_notweL
4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant work
@vista4043
3 жыл бұрын
In the wise words of Kaptain Bluddflagg- "I like yer hat, by da way."
@nurgle333
3 жыл бұрын
Those were fun campaigns in Retribution, great co-op
@IDICBeer
4 жыл бұрын
Awesome stuff mate
@highlordtedpool6081
4 жыл бұрын
I have a friend that plays orcs and he loves fielding this weapon to my dismay..
@JamesLaserpimpWalsh
4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Subbed.
@dickc.normous6369
4 жыл бұрын
Hello Baldemort, just wanted to say hi on my 7th listen to one of my favorite vids of yours. I know their lore is kinda forgotten but MOAR ORKY VIDZ PLEAZ!
@shanegrimes3455
4 жыл бұрын
Lol so its all about hats. Awesome video boldemort
@RedWolf777SG
4 жыл бұрын
ROFLMFA!!! Oh, Oh, Man...that was the most hilarious....yet insidious thing I ever heard...the narrator really sold this for me. Great sounding voice actor. With that said. All praise to Gork and Mork for the shokk attack gun!! WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
@artro398
4 жыл бұрын
Another excellent and highly amusing video, good sir.
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
AgentA1cr thank you, brother. :).
@PAdrian800
4 жыл бұрын
Am halfway trough the video, great stuff as always!
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you brother King. :)
@PAdrian800
4 жыл бұрын
@@baldermort Oh manliest of manly voices of the hobby, how do you see the "power level" of the custodes? there seems to be a rather large divergence in the lore. sometimes they die by the scores and other times they seem almost like primarchs (at least named caracters)
@juliomontega2868
4 жыл бұрын
Dat gun iz da Logiztikz, but whea is da Dakka? Oy ya Grotz n Snotz, put dem ammo beltz on!
@anoninunen
4 жыл бұрын
Today on "40k Theories": Could Commissar Yarrick wield a shokk attak gun to BLAM conscripts (and orks)?
@jerryrmaes1
4 жыл бұрын
You're content is just to good Baldermort! Please link the patron!
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Jerry Maes it’s in the main screen for the channel. As an icon in the picture. I am useless at hot links. Sorry. :( :(.
@luckylarry71
4 жыл бұрын
1st video about Da Boiz!!!
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Second! :)
@thoraxe2372
4 жыл бұрын
ah. i do like me some shokk attack gun, boss
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
A man of taste and refinement, :)
@forgefathereli8354
4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on the channel growth, i hope i helped when i shared it with my 200+ discord Warhammer group. We all listen to you while we're at work now lol.
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Eli Gutman that is so good of you, brother. Thank you so much! I’ll try not to let you down. :).
@forgefathereli8354
4 жыл бұрын
@@baldermort Its a longevity issue now. The only way you could let me down is if you stopped. So only drink so much amisec and cut down on the cigars! (lol) Unless those things are necessary for the stagecraft. If so, it was meant to be.
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Eli Gutman Lol. I better hope I don’t get writers block then. Lol. Thank you for your kind words again, brother Eli. :).
@daverage4729
3 жыл бұрын
Hats = Cunning!!! Genius straight from da bozz!!!
@xeonefolkvar7484
4 жыл бұрын
i didn't need these images in my head i would rather be taken by the dark eldar with express interest of them having found new exotic kinky play they want to try out.
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Sorry. Had to share, brother Folkvar. :)
@argelfraster2
3 жыл бұрын
Awesome intro, I've always thought that was the coolest intro for any movie.
@tea-sus8722
3 жыл бұрын
I'm loving the funky ork attack song lol
@bolo4104
4 жыл бұрын
I just found this channel. You missed your calling as a audiobook narrator. This is fantastic.
@jamesthompson3023
4 жыл бұрын
brother mort would give my right arm to have read Conan also u do great ork lore
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
I haven't read a tenth as much as I should. Just pick one up one day and give it a whirl. :)
@theemichael1
4 жыл бұрын
Keep em coming
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Doing my best. :)
@Reddotzebra
4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the weapon Nurgle WISHES he could replicate...
@nerdikles
4 жыл бұрын
I dont know about this recounting of these.....xenos... but the story telling and recounting is exceptional to say the least Just as always brother. Well done... make sure the Inquisition doesn't catch wind of these.... docuvids.
@daveg7516
4 жыл бұрын
Nothing like a bed time story ☺️
@joshuasakai4778
4 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite HQs for orkz. IT LETTS YOUZ PUT THOSE GITZ TO USE GRABBIN THE FLASHY BITZ
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Just fantastic aren;t they? I may get one anyway - army or no. :_)
@joshuasakai4778
4 жыл бұрын
So much personality so much fun to roll
@joshuasakai4778
4 жыл бұрын
@@baldermort with new PA rules on the horizon for the orkz. NO BETTA TIME TO GET STUKK IN WID DA LADZ
@mrmacguff1n
3 жыл бұрын
He find spot He wear Grot Most importantly He make Kunnin Plot
@leodhasw-s3739
Жыл бұрын
Brings a new meaning to 'live ammo'...
@dedrickhowell805
4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately Orks are just the comic relief faction of 40k.
@hectorandem2944
4 жыл бұрын
And the galaxy's only insurance policy against the Tyrranids (until the Necrons all wake up and we have the not-quite-war-in-heaven V2.0).
@THEGRUMPTRUCK
3 жыл бұрын
@@hectorandem2944 I dunno. The new lore about the Silent King was that millions of years ago when the war in heaven basically ended he left the galaxy, saw the massive hive fleets, and retreated back to the Milky way demanding the Necrons sleep to both avoid being detected by the nids, and that they would have sufficient souls to feast on when they awoke so they could combat them. The silent king knew they would be the greatest enemy the necrons faced as they were limitless in number. With how fractured the tomb worlds are now the Silent King is somewhat desperate as he actually believes even if all the Necrons woke right now they wouldn't stand a chance against the nids unless everyone decided to work together. And even then it would be minimal.
@henrykomansky9352
Жыл бұрын
Back here after many years. Best Ork Boss on the intertubes.
@brothergimli9155
4 жыл бұрын
I sport 3 Shokk Attack Guns in all of my ork lists. Da souped up Shokka took out an entire Aeldari airwing with the f*ckin thing. S12 (both times) and high shots for both. 2 explosions and he quit hahahaha WAAAAAAAAGG!!!
@baldermort
4 жыл бұрын
Brother Gimli lol!!!! Fine battle brother. Eldar flyers. Shudders. But then, I do play eldar. Still funny. :).
@KeepCalmSoldierOn
4 жыл бұрын
The story at the beginning had me dead I was laughing so hard
@bluefalconssuck5881
3 жыл бұрын
Me eat mostest books... I are smartiest ever. Me got TWO biggerest hats. [holds up 3 fingers... and a popsicle]
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