"I'm gonna raise my child for once" are words I thought i'd never hear after the previous encounters you've had with your children
@kitkattkandybarz7312
6 жыл бұрын
"I'm trying to give him this unidentified fruit but he's just not taking it!" Let's all just think about this for a moment... - Jim had a kid. - Jim has a hard time caring for kid. - Jim is trying to feed the kid an "unidentified fruit". - Jim is also "better at taking life than giving life". To add it all up: Jim can't hold back his murderous habit. The kid has to go.
@starlight4065
Жыл бұрын
Project knows to be wary of Jim
@salty-casper3109
6 жыл бұрын
One man's trash is another Man's treasure? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
@for3stspirit
5 жыл бұрын
*_O O F_*
@c1nnamorollin
5 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@Joe-tr3dd
3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAH
@WildBluntHickok
2 жыл бұрын
"Sorry kid you're adopted" "Who are my original parents?" "Huh? We are. Your new parents will be by to pick you up tomorrow."
@clauslangenbroek9897
7 ай бұрын
Ohhhhh
@95Joper
6 жыл бұрын
BTW if you want to make a death restaurant put blowfish and only blowfish on your menu. if you chef has low cooking it is a deadly meal.
@sareoxox
6 жыл бұрын
95Joper i love this idea
@Alexander-gb4rr
6 жыл бұрын
OH GOD, PLEASE KEVIN, DO THIS... This could also be a separate episode, with title like "Sims 4 but I kill all my customers".
@TheAlmightyJello
6 жыл бұрын
95Joper And then when they level up cooking, fire them and find a new terrible cook. It's perfect.
@OhGasmicGaming
6 жыл бұрын
When you watch the next episode and realize he listened to you 😂
@95Joper
6 жыл бұрын
indeed
@CallMeSeansaur
6 жыл бұрын
Jim should try the classic Irish parenting technique of bringing your kid to the pub and then abandoning them in the corner with a can of Coke and a packet of Tayto.
@bisko1
6 жыл бұрын
This is all too real
@WhiffleWaffles
6 жыл бұрын
My Grandma Ramsey was raised like this. I always wondered why lol (she was Irish)
@caoimhefranklin3809
6 жыл бұрын
Too true
@xxbbyjuliexx8293
6 жыл бұрын
So relatable lol 😂 “one more Guinness” she says...
@mariahbenetatos
5 жыл бұрын
Shauna does it work?
@GrassStarTheGreat
6 жыл бұрын
"Beejay's spirit is fading away." *Cries*
@starlight4065
Жыл бұрын
………….NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
@clauslangenbroek9897
7 ай бұрын
Wait, did this really happen? Have I missed it? 😨 Beejay was the son he never had... 😢
@tsundor1
6 жыл бұрын
i already found grim adorable but for some reason how he’s always upset about pumpkin’s death makes him even more sweet and adorable and it’s just sad :(
@Everyyoueverymiau
2 жыл бұрын
Im just not binging this series and my biggest hope is that Pumpkin will be resurrected.
@clauslangenbroek9897
7 ай бұрын
Yeah, you wanna go "Cheer up, sweetie. Why are you so Grim?" and give him a big hug 🫂 Even when you know that seeing Pumpkin's memorial over Grim's shoulder will only serve to suffocate another piece of your heart. 💔
@NubyPlaysGaming
6 жыл бұрын
OMG, that moment Human rushes over to the cowplant.
@clauslangenbroek9897
7 ай бұрын
"Finally, my chance! I knew the day would come..."
@clio288
6 жыл бұрын
I think Jim's a really good parent because no matter what when the children are older they'll have a good creative painting job. Parenting level 1000
@saschabieri6281
6 жыл бұрын
That was a good one
@scottdparrott
6 жыл бұрын
So they will help by being a sla-good workers
@clauslangenbroek9897
7 ай бұрын
Yeah, the "free your kid's spirit." kind of parenting. 😄👍🏼
@peepmau5longhawk812
6 жыл бұрын
"I'm motivated by my desire to stay employed" *Wears a hotdog outfit and stirs the fire with a wooden spoon* 🤣🤣
@dmas7749
3 жыл бұрын
he made him wear the hot dog outfit and he was probably tired as shit working for so long, that's pretty motivated if you ask me
@clauslangenbroek9897
7 ай бұрын
To be fair the textbox says nothing about his motivation regarding suic*de.
@thesaviorofsouls5210
6 жыл бұрын
The kid is actually most like Jim of all the children.
@ILuvAyeAye
Жыл бұрын
Most toddlers are like Jim. We're lucky they're short.
@FlamingAtheist
6 жыл бұрын
Death and grim are somehow the most normal put together characters in this anime. One has a 9 to 5 job and is climbing up the corporate latter to provide for his family and frequently morns the passing of their favorite cat. And the other has a job to come out and reap souls and say hi to jim every so often and then hecks off back to work. And i fucking love it so much
@jorgemancillajr.7328
6 жыл бұрын
"I'm a bad dad but I can be your daddy"😏
@solarwings1132
6 жыл бұрын
Dad material? More like *DADDY* material, am I rite, fellas?!
@clashingcansz716
6 жыл бұрын
*hahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhaha*
@thecascadecollection2
6 жыл бұрын
more like BORE RAGNAROK!!!!
@TheGreatDearLeaderJimPickens
6 жыл бұрын
Amnosia? More like... What was I going to say?
@JulieV
5 жыл бұрын
( ͡^ ͜ʖ ͡^)
@weronikadel5685
6 жыл бұрын
I wonder how it is even possible that I got addicted to watching you play after about 3 videos... And each day I wait to 9 p.m. with impatience. Man keep doing what you doing because you were made for this! Ive never had a favourite KZitemr but you quickly become one 😊 Edit: oh damn, last time i checked there was like 500 likes, now its over one thousand 😳
@CallMeKevin
6 жыл бұрын
That's so nice to hear, thank you so much :D
@a1batross_
6 жыл бұрын
Somehow you did same to me too. And I don't have any regrets.
@QuirkyParasite4
6 жыл бұрын
I had the same thing happen to me :D
@alexashley9140
6 жыл бұрын
Weronika Del same!
@xaverius6170
6 жыл бұрын
That's what I would say if I knew how to words. But yes, all I needed to stay here was some Urp John.
@psyducktective
6 жыл бұрын
“The only two dead things I care about” forgetting about Jules so soon eh
@melanieeden8412
6 жыл бұрын
I think Human was looking at Urp to get an idea of the perfect human form
@acat4215
6 жыл бұрын
Melanie Eden Or at his previous dead son that looked like a clown (forgot his name)
@tsundor1
6 жыл бұрын
A Cat how dare you forget beejey’s name
@Honeey-moth
6 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought lmao
@kayteelol1260
2 жыл бұрын
“Oh they took out her mustard” still gets me every time
@theallinonegamer8482
6 жыл бұрын
sims 4 but I am Jim Pickens and i have always been a terrible parent since the start of the series that is just one of the orginal titles for this epidsode
@tonichan89
5 жыл бұрын
"Human, stop wanting to die!" For a moment there I thought you were talking to me
@BasedPotat0
Жыл бұрын
"Human, stop wanting to die!" - a self help book from Kevin 😂
@clauslangenbroek9897
7 ай бұрын
Hope you are doing OK. 😊
@angrymanbabyandchimp201
6 жыл бұрын
Jim needs to be made in each and every sims game
@goobiusthetrafficcone1438
6 жыл бұрын
he has i think but he wasn't an old man yet in the sims 2 video
@stuckonaslide
6 жыл бұрын
you know what's funny? You can split this series into eras, periods, and epochs. *Urpian Era - When Urp John reigned over the series - Ep: 1 - Ep: 5* -Ojonian Period - When Urp fell in love with Miko Ojo, the mother of Amelia Ojo, one of Urp's children. - Ep: 2 -Masamian Period - When Urp fell in love with Masami and had twins. -Ep: 3 -Murpian Epoch - Life of Murpi starts Ep: 3 -Johnovician Epoch: Life of John starts Ep: 3 *Pickentian Era - When Jim became the main character, causing the reign of death to hit the world Ep: 6 - Present* Periods an Epochs in this era yet to be determined.
@wayrt2114
5 жыл бұрын
And never ever will...
@yasssg8897
4 жыл бұрын
Now we live in harmony with -Turgtopia. A splendid mix between Jim Pickens and Turg
@chiakinanami6128
6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I didn't know sims could sleep sitting down either! I think this should be categorized under "educational", personally.
@ezodragon
6 жыл бұрын
i think its only possible with lazy sims
@sam.3519
4 жыл бұрын
I’m 2 years late but best girl alert
@itz_not_karl
6 жыл бұрын
Jim looks like Steve Job's evil twin
@TheAlmightyJello
6 жыл бұрын
Who says he's not.
@maank2146
6 жыл бұрын
I would say more a evil twin of Peter Lustig (a german televison presenter who was (he died in 2016) a pretty nice guy and something of a "childhood hero" for many children in Germany) I mean look at the guy upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/52/Peter_Lustig.jpg/220px-Peter_Lustig.jpg
@itz_not_karl
6 жыл бұрын
Maank Wow, i just looked the guy up and your actually right.
@ChadKakashi
4 жыл бұрын
So just Steve Jobs.
@ChadKakashi
4 жыл бұрын
Also *Jobs' not Job's
@KerryPaulazzo
6 жыл бұрын
A lot of this bad parenting isnt Kevin's fault, the AI for toddlers and pets is terrible on Sims 4 :(
@lorenende7661
6 жыл бұрын
definitely and those expansion packs aren't cheap so they could have made it easier
@RenegadeVile
6 жыл бұрын
Everything is terrible and buggy on Sims 4...
@thomasdecarlo7649
6 жыл бұрын
the AI for toddlers in real life are pretty bad too
@masternip
6 жыл бұрын
The Ai for Kevin is fairly questionable as well.
@slurpwis
6 жыл бұрын
Sims 4 is just a bad game.
@CertifiedNEETClassic
6 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna take care of my child for once!" *FOR ONCE.*
@TheMrMeano
6 жыл бұрын
I fking love this series and im always hyped when i see a new episode.
@CallMeKevin
6 жыл бұрын
Really glad you enjoy it :D
@tk576
6 жыл бұрын
sameee it makes my day
@BitRockShooter
6 жыл бұрын
dude build an actual baby room to keep the kid busy jims got an unsuccessful restaurant to run and a successful murder career
@crossbones116
6 жыл бұрын
Art imitates life.
@pastorpidgeon5980
4 жыл бұрын
Jim killed one sim this part, bringing his total kill count to 48. Dear Leader be praised!!
@FFigueira
6 жыл бұрын
i cant believe you pointed out the bowling expansion when saying "theyll make an expansion out of anything wont they" when Laundry Stuff is RIGHT THERE
@katelivewire
6 жыл бұрын
"No, stop teaching him things. That's my job. That is my Project. You're just gonna end up teaching him how to stUPID." *Best Parent of the Year* Also wow for a hot second there Jim actually....cared for Project??? How mind-blowing is that???
@connormorris5811
6 жыл бұрын
Hey Kevin I only found your account a few days ago and you have no idea how much I've fallen in love with this series in Particular. Just hilarious and I love the editing and your ideas in general tbh. If you read this just remember to keep making videos and you have a great fan base growing. Great channel man and keep doing what you do
@connormorris5811
6 жыл бұрын
Btw I'm Scottish so I can almost relate to the Irish stuff ahaha
@relaxnmaxn7237
6 жыл бұрын
[God of War 2018] "I am so much better at taking life out than bringing life in"
@xxIluvyouguysxx
6 жыл бұрын
“Why are you so difficult?” Clearly you’ve never spent a long time with a toddler 😂😂
@MaiaMirabell
6 жыл бұрын
"I've had dozens of children and you're the only one that gave me a problem." To be fair, Kevo, sweetheart, Project IS the only child Jim has ever laid a hand on - AT ALL! XD Isn't he? *grins*
@elizabethflood3612
2 жыл бұрын
I too have found Sims stuck in impossible places, like on the roof or under stairs.
@hiitsnicetomeetyou
6 жыл бұрын
"Did my child explode" is a sentence I've never heard before but I thank you for that experience Kevin
@MikeAndWillyMC
5 жыл бұрын
"I'm warning you I will burn you" Later on in the series Project Pickens burns to death. Kevin predicted the future.
@cottodotto
6 жыл бұрын
I'm motivated by my desire to stay employed. *proceeds to continue stirring the fire of the oven, ignoring the pan right next to him*
@diromiz
4 жыл бұрын
"I don't mean to be picky, but I would pick Pumpkin Pickens over Picky Pickens any day."
@kittyroid8123
11 ай бұрын
Kevin, 2018: "they'll make an expansion out of anything" *includes a photo of the bowling pack * Me, 2023: He had noooo idea the levels of petty absurdity that EA welcomes to make pathetic packs in order to have an excuse to make more in order to make more money. *Shakes head *
@mysteryj0430
6 жыл бұрын
make harry potter and lock him in the dungeon please
@TheMissileHappy
6 жыл бұрын
You mean Harald Peter? :D
@simsilia9063
6 жыл бұрын
YES!
@rafaelalodio5116
6 жыл бұрын
A dungeon under a stair.
@mysteryj0430
6 жыл бұрын
Rafael Alódio yes that would be perfection
@dracyan3552
6 жыл бұрын
TheMissileHappy yes Harold Peter Donald Weasley (the Forgotten Weasley they just had too many to keep track of) Hermioineee Garbage Reuben Haggle Severed Snake Tom Quiz Aldumb Dumbdoor Meezle Longbutt Lunar Lovedgood Violet beige Minerva McDonald Proffesor Flitlight Guinness Weasley Percy Jackson Fred and George Lucas Seamus Gourman Drake Mourning Lucifer Mourning Pete Pedigree
@oksneezy
6 жыл бұрын
Jim Pickens is a good dad. bore ragnarok
@emilyjfreer2895
6 жыл бұрын
the ultimate ADAM Totally, that sooo works
@No-zl3ui
6 жыл бұрын
the ultimate ADAM no u
@MurtazaYT
6 жыл бұрын
That's old now. Check my comment
@themossyroad
6 жыл бұрын
Ecstasy Jim bore Ragnarok.
@zighaah9359
6 жыл бұрын
What the heck is bore ragnorak? I see these comments on alot of Kevin's videos. I dont understand it!!! Please help!!!
@wheelman1324
5 жыл бұрын
Difference between Jim Pickens and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child!
@plutoandpolaris
8 ай бұрын
As an avid 100 baby challenge player, it feels nice to see someone else experience the pure torture that is trying to keep a sims 4 toddler alive-
@aspen1713
6 жыл бұрын
“I’m just hissed at him and walked away” - me as a parent 😁
@Splurge-Angles
10 ай бұрын
At 5:49 I started crying because Beejay was fading away, in my opinion he was the best child
@g_reezzy
4 жыл бұрын
I just want to say thank you for making amazing content. I've been going through a really difficult year Pandemic aside and your videos always manage to brighten my day.
@nd5875
6 жыл бұрын
I literally binged this whole sims series last week and I’m so glad there’s a new episode! You’re my new favorite gaming you tuber man!
@Iyasenu
5 жыл бұрын
Wait... 13:10 Watching this now, HOW did Jim get the "Gambled and Lost" moodlet from farting with low Bladder? He's a Vampire, they don't HAVE the Bladder need!
@emmaward174
Жыл бұрын
"Lock door for everyone but Jim" usage tracker: 0 this episode, 4 total
@berkaycobanoglu6868
Жыл бұрын
"I know I'm a bad dad but I can be your daddy" Hell Yeah!
@mechengr1731
11 ай бұрын
...poor Grim, their accomplishments and feelings always come second to Jim
@dahlrjay63
4 жыл бұрын
"Hey, Jim- someone's at the door that we don't need anymore." Jim: /Instantly Immolation them/
@KaeofEventide
3 жыл бұрын
Dude you're hilarious 😂 It's 3am and my downstairs neighbours must be terrified hearing just my mad laughter
@zaxmom2006
Жыл бұрын
"Did my child explode!" 😂
@Starlit_Onion
2 жыл бұрын
Kevin says he's a bad parent, but he's better than most. He knows when to admit he did something wrong.
@ninaplayssims
11 ай бұрын
Here 5 years layer to re watch the birth of project Pickens 🎉
@exiledfae
3 жыл бұрын
I completely lost it when the ghost became a vampire.
@Blackdemon91939
5 жыл бұрын
" He's hungry and tired again " me in a sentence
@joshfeck2009
6 жыл бұрын
Kevin. Never stop this sims shit. Makes my day
@griffinsonjupiter
6 жыл бұрын
Kevin's videos always end too soon.
@IndianaJones84476352
6 жыл бұрын
ツGr¡ffy they could be three hours long and they'd still end too soon. It's impossible to have too much Jim Pickens.
@TheFiteShow
2 жыл бұрын
i just noticed project has bear feet slippers.... that's so cute he's trying to be like his papa 🥺
@napdragon2499
6 жыл бұрын
*"I know I'm a bad dad, but I can be your daddy ;))))))))"* -Jim Pickens
@iloveyourunclebob
6 жыл бұрын
I think this is my favorite one so far. Between the dog not eating and most likely going to die any moment now and the cow plant dying having you having a kid and not buying anything for it LMFAO I'm dead
@carsonmack4306
6 жыл бұрын
When ever you kill someone On the gravestone description put the video name or date so we know when they died because your always like “I don’t remember you”
@yuriofblades4981
6 жыл бұрын
Starts the video asleep like 10 seconds later lets turn my employees into vampires so they dont have to sleep
@emilymioton5314
6 жыл бұрын
why are the toddlers so hard to take care of in the sims 4
@RamoArt
6 жыл бұрын
Big Tiddy Goth Gf So people won't ask for toddlers in Sims 5
@abcde_abcde_8135
6 жыл бұрын
It has always been hard
@Metzli
6 жыл бұрын
ABCDE ABCDE In Sims 2 they could be so independent, you only had to potty train them and then leave a dog bed and food bowl near them and they could do everything on their own xD It's pretty funny if you want to have lazy parent sims :P
@WhiffleWaffles
6 жыл бұрын
That's how I was raised and I'm fine!
@LeeDee5
6 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah I remember the toddlers in Sims 2 used to use the pet's items lol
@CatMuto
4 жыл бұрын
Kevin complaining about a ghost haunting objects while trying to have a conversation, stating that [Jim] doesn't do that... foreshadowing to Jim becoming a ghost later?!
@micahphilson
2 жыл бұрын
10:25 "The only two dead things I care about." What about Jules?
@sdrxke
3 жыл бұрын
Finally noticed on my like 100th watch that Human is always embarrassed because of his traffic cone like hat, I really wanna know what the moodlet that came with it was
@sdrxke
2 жыл бұрын
Finally figured it out it’s the hat of shame moodlet oof
@rachelzegatcha1656
6 жыл бұрын
Sims 4 but there’s an episode without a sim dying and I scream in annoyance all episode - I’d love this
@lesfrog649
3 жыл бұрын
"Human, stop wanting to die!" Why do I feel personally attacked
@TsunamiStarsheart
6 жыл бұрын
I should be adulting right now. Instead I'm writing Jim Pickens fanfiction. What is my life?
@Scourge728
5 жыл бұрын
did you finish the fanfiction
@hannibalspectre637
Жыл бұрын
No seriously did you finish the fanfiction
@UniverseIs...
11 ай бұрын
Like really seriously. Did you finish it?
@naomiiu
7 ай бұрын
the way i'm binging this entire playlist. Kevin is so bloody hilarious idk why i'm just discovering this channel
@namelessenigma
5 жыл бұрын
i laughed til i had tears in my eyes @ "jesus christ the speed" and "has my baby exploded"
@dogi46
4 жыл бұрын
The one person who stood up against Jim and lived
@Amarenamann
Жыл бұрын
Jim Pickens is the best cult lead- parent in the world! Anyone who says otherwise is a mean liar...
@Amarenamann
Жыл бұрын
All hail the Dear Leader! (人 •͈ᴗ•͈)
@CookieCate
6 жыл бұрын
Kevin I have to say: a couple of weeks ago KZitem recommended your channel to me and I'm glad it did because I LOVE your videos and your humour. These days aren't going very well for me but your videos always cheer me up. So thank you!!
@starscream-dn3my
6 жыл бұрын
i wonder if any of kevins old employees ever watches his sims series and thought to themselves damn my old boss is sick in the head
@unknowncreature-0069
3 жыл бұрын
0:35 that's the most relatable thing I've heard in a while
@Caramellaaaaa
5 жыл бұрын
Your videos are so therapeutic, I’ve been crying myself to sleep all week but last night I didn’t cause I had your videos on auto play and I managed to smile again thank you Kevin ❤️
@Caramellaaaaa
5 жыл бұрын
Pewdiepie Fab 64,709 thank you kindly, I’m glad to be here 😭
@sydneyesser-oneill6546
6 жыл бұрын
You are one of the only youtubers that I have laughed out loud at with every episode. Keep up the great work!
@rempanda
5 жыл бұрын
9:40 tbh this is the most accurate representation of parenting a toddler on YT. - kid is hungry - hungry kid is grumpy - grumpy kid refuses to eat - hungry grumpy kid continues to be hungry and grumpy
@_anneli_
3 жыл бұрын
I think that's one of my favourite episodes. I laugh like crazy almost every time 🤣
@JoshyJosh1117
6 жыл бұрын
Here for my daily dose of Kevin
@amazingwowhaha
3 жыл бұрын
Me when I get twins in sims 4: 10:01 literally 1 millisecond later when the child has been tortured : 12:57
@theallinonegamer8482
6 жыл бұрын
Avengers infinity bore bore ragnorok bore man and the ragnorok bore panther captain America civil bore and of course boreman ragnorok coming
@rafaelalodio5116
6 жыл бұрын
Ant Bore and The Boresp.
@MurtazaYT
6 жыл бұрын
I needed more ideas. Thx
@violetflowers26
6 жыл бұрын
Where are these bore jokes from they're on every video
@themossyroad
6 жыл бұрын
The All in one gamer Jim bore Ragnarok
@Her_Imperious_Condescension
6 жыл бұрын
the fuck is with this bore thing
@CillianKennedy
4 ай бұрын
Project Pickens was the one project I don't condone. The subject kept breaking the project, and now the experiment can't work because the one being experimented on broke it! -Proud Pickens Supporter -Not an attorney at law
@EighmyLupin
2 жыл бұрын
"It's gonna be a heir" And that didn't happen
@loxem2668
2 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@nicrii
6 жыл бұрын
The sims episodes need to be longer. This is my favorite series of Kev’s
@czarinastrough5768
6 жыл бұрын
#rememberpumpkin 💀♥🐈
@reveluves
6 жыл бұрын
Jesus I can’t get enough of these videos 😂 All I’ve watched is Kevs videos 🤣
@lisa-hs5uv
6 жыл бұрын
Finally
@mercutiolives2883
2 жыл бұрын
7:00 Dennis finally dies for real, after watching Jim age up the child he fathered with Dennis’s wife. Human and Emma have forgotten about him completely. He relinquishes his existence to the mist.
@samaxion93
5 жыл бұрын
At least Jim is a better dad then his father, a psychologist told me that if you can be 5% better then your own parents then you have succeeded in being a parent
@siegwardinspirit
6 жыл бұрын
I've had lung problems the whole week and it's only getting worse, but these videos help me through the night. Thank you.
@lacreatura4737
6 жыл бұрын
You know. Project Pickens looks a lot like Lucas from Mother 3. Juuuuuust saying.
@larrywolf2509
6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this, man. Been laid up with pneumonia for 12 days and this is putting a smile on my face!
@WOWOW_3
6 жыл бұрын
I like to watch salmons mate.
@bidoof367
6 жыл бұрын
good to know
@No-zl3ui
6 жыл бұрын
I'm Super Edgy well im a salmon Sooo get me some salmons (:
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