Once i sleep texted the "🤢" emoji to my mum. What did she send before this? A photo of her new wedding dress.
@MaceDeMarco2010
Жыл бұрын
Oof.
@ellietheeevee
Жыл бұрын
yikes
@idigu1568
Жыл бұрын
agreed
@GDkeminling
Жыл бұрын
not even ten minutes and you're pinned First reply btw edit: BRO I KNOW THAT I AINT THE FIRST REPLY. I DIDNT SEE THE REPLIES WHEN I COMMENTED THIS 😭
@weinereater-wm6qm
Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@somedudethatlovesmemes6625
Жыл бұрын
11:09 I love how she's so used to him sleep texting, she can even understand what he's saying That's just incredibly wholesome
@pennywar4677
Жыл бұрын
I know that one was so sweet I almost crieddd
@zionfultz8495
Жыл бұрын
I can understand most of what he said, but yea very wholesome
@satgurs
Жыл бұрын
i mean, i wasn't used to him sleep texting and i could understand it too
@BreezyBee7
Жыл бұрын
I was able to understand all but the last 2 messages they sent.
@mossiest_moss
Жыл бұрын
I bet he's faking it, it doesn't look like the other sleep texts
@livesinbin5830
7 ай бұрын
“I’m on my way” is one of the more scary messages you could receive from an unknown number.
@ericspiers8507
5 ай бұрын
tragic
@leslie_meyers_cosplay
5 ай бұрын
That was from someone in he comments
@2.11-g
4 ай бұрын
I’m omw
@Your_The_Guilty_As_Sin_LOML
4 ай бұрын
@@2.11-gI’m omw
@oren1305
4 ай бұрын
Happened to me a while back, turns out my dad had added me and several others to a group text and all I got was, "I am coming to the city soon...."
@CntrazZombie4
4 ай бұрын
"I do wash a mean shoe." Is such a powerful level of confidence
@BengalsFan-z4q
3 ай бұрын
Same
@Jeff_the_flasque
3 ай бұрын
THE SHOE IS ATTACKING ME
@SebHaarfagre
3 ай бұрын
@luqiiiii
2 ай бұрын
real
@mxsteri0
Ай бұрын
i love unnamed sos cute 😍😍😍
@ConiferConnieTreeCow
Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at Matt's delivery of "LONG" that my arms temporarily became too weak to open the already unsealed lid of my apple juice
@Sillimant_
11 ай бұрын
weakling
@ConiferConnieTreeCow
11 ай бұрын
@@Sillimant_ lmao i said temporarily
@mazzy_ivy
11 ай бұрын
lmfao
@justwanted-he3um
11 ай бұрын
For a sec, i thought it said apple slid
@thisworldsans
10 ай бұрын
Did you get your apple juice in the end?
@NevazkKa
8 ай бұрын
"Send god" is such a powerful quote
@xe8905
5 ай бұрын
Oh, the fulk??
@user-betprolol
4 ай бұрын
:send god
@ABCVHSOSC
Ай бұрын
@@user-betprolol𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁
@fiveoneecho
4 ай бұрын
"I do wash a mean shoe" is such a funny wildline from an NPC.
@adrianaslund8605
2 ай бұрын
Saw a couple of mudcrabs the other day, horrid creatures but Ive heard their meat is quite good
@tickingstickerbomb
Ай бұрын
What @@adrianaslund8605
@construct2009
6 ай бұрын
I once texted my mom "HOHOOOHOUGH COOCKFISH🛎" My mom replied "Indeed"
@TheGooseOfChaos
5 ай бұрын
I am a ninja turtle cuz ttts tsts tiist shtsi ttssst
@mega_micro
4 ай бұрын
@@TheGooseOfChaos Thba
@huh426
3 ай бұрын
reminds me of the wallter and flesh cousin dialogue in regretevator
@thenonfurry
3 ай бұрын
indeed. 🐓🐟
@gaylittlefish
3 ай бұрын
@@huh426 regr fab in the wild holt hsit
@kodirawr
8 ай бұрын
ok but "long" is perfectly accurate snake fact
@FabioDaFemboy
7 ай бұрын
“can you tell me about this snake?” “l o n g”
@Geraldandme
6 ай бұрын
@@FabioDaFemboyyes. Perfect reply. Just that is beautiful. I now love the word, ‘long’.
@cameronspence4977
6 ай бұрын
LONG!
@thebobrkurwa
6 ай бұрын
short
@sauerkids9254
5 ай бұрын
wide
@holycow4679
8 ай бұрын
"I do wash a mean shoe" is easily the best one here
@Lunam_D._Roger
7 ай бұрын
Yeah. That one and "long"
@bonethievery
Жыл бұрын
Matt, you're genuinely one of the only channels that never fails to make me laugh with every single video.
@elijahgipper1837
Жыл бұрын
Michael Jackson never fails to make me dance
@tirushone6446
Жыл бұрын
CRINGE@Fychf
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
Жыл бұрын
'Tis a bot. Or repeated cut-and-paste. Either way, you can report it as spam. Third time I've seen it on here. @@tirushone6446
@SpeedOfTheEarth
Жыл бұрын
same, literally every video😂
@VoidDoesVideos
Жыл бұрын
same
@SyphonShortsYT
3 ай бұрын
2:33 Imagine getting a text at 2:56 in the morning from a random number saying “im on my way” 💀
@TheTimestampCommenter
2 ай бұрын
lmao its literally 2:59 am when i read this
@Mikrofalówka27273
Ай бұрын
SKULL EMOJIIIII
@LeoDesix
Ай бұрын
It's 4:44 a.m. for me
@blunderbuss1395
Ай бұрын
"bring lube"
@AlexCardona-s1n
20 күн бұрын
Me. Yesterday. Got that text from a person. Turns out it was my friend who was in Germany for 6 days and said “Oi! I’m on my way to suck your toes bitch!”
@SaraRankins.
Жыл бұрын
Oh that last convo between the girlfriend and her sleeping boyfriend is so wholesome!
@KitCatIsNotACat
Жыл бұрын
It’s my favorite one
@alexanderthemidI
Жыл бұрын
gaming is stronger than love
@alexanderthemidI
Жыл бұрын
the forces of minecraft will defeat romantic relationships 😂😂
@KitRat69
Жыл бұрын
@@alexanderthemidI i wish you luck in this thing called life.
@viljamtheninja
Жыл бұрын
@@alexanderthemidI ........ If you're really that dedicated to gaming, then at least play some Ninja Gaiden or something, not just fucking Minecraft.
@Theratsintrenchcoat
9 ай бұрын
I'm a sleep texter. My old phone , which I had for 3 years, had a thumbprint recondition for unlocking. I had to start signing out of my social medias because it got so bad. I would text mostly coherently. I have night terrors, and sometimes it was related to these - which scared the crap out of my friends. My dad witnessed me sleep texting once, he came in to wake me up and when I did actually wake up about an hour later, he had taken my phone and it was charging in the kitchen. Turns out I was texting HIM about the TRANSFORMERS LORE?
@Chaotiv
7 ай бұрын
wow. thats... something.
@UrLocalAussieBall
7 ай бұрын
Lmaoooooo that would be pretty funny yet confusing
@xXBLANKSENTINELMANIAXx
6 ай бұрын
Real as fuck tho
@miHoLoverse
6 ай бұрын
The transformers lore? Lmao that's lovely
@TheGooseOfChaos
5 ай бұрын
I can't believe you while sleeping, TEXTED HIM THE TRANSFORMERS LORE?!
@GatheredStorm_YT
6 ай бұрын
What’s even more terrifying is answering a call in your sleep and having a real person’s voice suddenly pierce into your dream, I’ve had it happen once, it was not fun
@scphobia
5 ай бұрын
Imagine just being in your dream and then your dog comes up to you and goes *"uh, hi, is this Thomas?"* just for you to get scared and wake up only to realize it was your goddamned phone
@jswayne7546
4 ай бұрын
My dad once woke up on the phone when he was in college. He had no idea who he was even talking to.
@meepzesheep6954
2 ай бұрын
Imagine being g in a calming dream, then, out of no where......"I AM HERE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY"
@tranquilizerDvN
Ай бұрын
Bro voices of people from TV is like the only one i had in my dreams
@that.transgender.cosplayer
Жыл бұрын
the last one was so sweet and adorable, I love how she handled her boyfriend's sleep texts
@autonomouscollective2599
Жыл бұрын
The last one was actually i tittyhead, but that as sweet and adorable too.
@JSE_NM
Жыл бұрын
@@autonomouscollective2599LOL
@tsukiokami1999
11 ай бұрын
@IonRuby oh great another transphobe thinking they are worth a shit. fuck off yeah? Im transgender too and Bisexual you gonna have an aneurism now?
@alicebthegachaweirdo8378
11 ай бұрын
@IonRubyI don’t see anything wrong with their profile picture and channel
@Borealis109
10 ай бұрын
i tittyhead
@sachimourya1431
9 ай бұрын
“SEND GOD.” is killing me. I’m gonna be saying this from now on.😂😂😂😂
@KhanshagaiMunkh
7 ай бұрын
"noeh" - god
@TFMSVE2K8
4 ай бұрын
sachi what
@ConfusedLemons
2 ай бұрын
I love you the "I love you" and affectionate texts were usually the most cogerent and well-typed. Its like muscle memeory ❤
@joshhaworth2155
4 ай бұрын
I remember when a friend meant to text me "yeahhh..." but instead she said "uhevvv...". I suspect she was half asleep at the time.
@Boopishmoop
4 ай бұрын
10:26 Ok “I do wash a mean shoe” has GOT to be my favorite one.
@THE_crxqy
3 ай бұрын
you forgot about "Kill little bill"
@mizukittyakinyama
7 күн бұрын
i personally love "im a jackal"
@Awesomeplayer98
3 ай бұрын
One time I sleep texted my mom “Mom, tell SapNap the here is soundtight”
@kickstxr
Жыл бұрын
Matt may not ever sleep but he never fails to post sleep texting videos.
@turkey_sandwhich
Жыл бұрын
@Fychfuhhh
@1kaz1
Жыл бұрын
Bc he posts these asleep
@AngelJimenez-hy2mh
3 ай бұрын
“i” “ *TITTYHEAD* “ i cant im dead😭💀
@Therandomboiiii
5 ай бұрын
My mom woke me up for school one time. I woke up and simply said xwing, before falling asleep immediately 😂
@Lord_Megatron_TFP
4 ай бұрын
Bro was living in Star Wars
@qExAi5
2 ай бұрын
We caught the Red Leader snoozing by
@Mikrofalówka27273
Ай бұрын
XD
@Alex-ft1df
Ай бұрын
I said, "Brains!!!!!! When my mom woke me up for school and fell back to sleep afterward of doing this.
@uninterestingInsanity
Ай бұрын
I fell asleep watching this and texted my friend "H" in my sleep He texted back "H?" Best interaction I've ever had
@tall_prince
Жыл бұрын
I loved the checkerboard bit. Never stop being extra, Matt
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
Жыл бұрын
Do you also wash a mean shoe? I do.
@Gaons.hair_
Жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 tuna
@crystalgriffiths
Жыл бұрын
That was my fave too 😂
@TheAmIsYes
3 ай бұрын
The most I’ve ever done is watch tv in my sleep on multiple occasions, like I was sitting in my bed asleep and I was watching it from my dreams
@Matilda-kt4ro
2 ай бұрын
That gave me an idea. Confess to my crush over text at 2am, gauge his reaction, and if it’s a bad reaction I’ll just say I sleep texted him. Foolproof.
@allyjade03
7 ай бұрын
Once i sleep texted a whole paragraph about Traveler in Genshin Impact, how they start off in Mondstadt to look for their lost sibling, then after that i said "idk if they actually find their sibling", this was to my friend who knows NOTHING about Genshin Impact
@SupBro124
4 ай бұрын
I think it had too much of an impact..
@CrystalThePlayer4U
4 ай бұрын
POTATO SALAD
@PaimonTheSlay
4 ай бұрын
LMAO THIS IS WHAT MY FRIENDS HEAR WHEN I JUST SAY ONE THING ABOUT GENSHIN
@averagecupofcoffee
3 ай бұрын
As a genshin player that’s just the kind of stuff I say out loud to myself daily, this game is a joke I cannot escape
@PaimonTheSlay
3 ай бұрын
@@averagecupofcoffee I am suffering from genshin brainrot (that's what my brother calls it) too
@Teeap0tt
10 ай бұрын
Nothing could have prepared me for "NOODLE BOYYYY"
@вумблад
9 ай бұрын
SAME
@J-Crash
Жыл бұрын
8:24 idk why i find long messages with just one or two words so funny
@TheTimestampCommenter
Жыл бұрын
. same .
@relleisapotato3296
Жыл бұрын
same
@J-Crash
Жыл бұрын
@@TheTimestampCommenter KZitem wouldnt show me this reply for some reason and i just spent the last 5 minutes scrolling down the comments sorted by "newest" just to see it i'm going insane now
@r4ndomstuff
10 ай бұрын
. wow so funny .
@Grandfly
20 күн бұрын
Fish
@leendertolson1701
Ай бұрын
8:08 it says ssee **next** sheseeei ee **oops**
@angelicart.6
Жыл бұрын
8:13 this one absolutely killed me
@eloiselockett9001
Жыл бұрын
Ikr😂I learnt morse recently so when I was translating it in my brain I was just like: "what the bloody hell-"
@angelicart.6
Жыл бұрын
@@eloiselockett9001😭😭
@BLP_Memes
10 ай бұрын
SSEE SHESEEEEI EE
@dainyailsmith7648
10 ай бұрын
OH GOD!
@l4v3nd3r_43
7 ай бұрын
What's ur fave color cheese
@jvl07_
Жыл бұрын
9:20 idk why but this one hit me like a train to the face, like a punch to the guts, its so emotional and destructive, filled with layers and layers of hidden meaning, like how.
@Dont_look_at_the_sun
6 ай бұрын
“But move aside 🐕s cuz it’s 2023, and guess what? We’ve got a whole 🦆ing new one to worry about!” 😂😂😂
@parrotadvice8855
28 күн бұрын
I once sleep texted a stranger saying: have you got tomas the thorn? They replied with a simple: yes.
@LuciTheSilly
Жыл бұрын
Matt’s blessing us today with an 11 minute video.
@renakunisaki
Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he made it in his sleep
@Miku1773-n4b
26 күн бұрын
"I am purple?" Bro's asking the real questions
@kravisni6805
Жыл бұрын
9:00 when you put a hot pan under running water
@mysticthemanakete
Жыл бұрын
‘We can talk about that tomorrow, love’ So cute lmao
@Mozarella_king
Жыл бұрын
3:49 I can’t be the only one who heard “swastika”
@GarrettMORailfan
10 ай бұрын
You aren’t 😂
@CesarSalad69
10 ай бұрын
What DID he say?
@republicofengineers1983
9 ай бұрын
🤣
@Ziearts
9 ай бұрын
Nope the reason why I came to the comment section is because of this
@mani-ei5kq
9 ай бұрын
@@CesarSalad69sloth sticker
@j_cannot_type
Жыл бұрын
11 minutes??? truly a blessing 😌
@yezumi
Жыл бұрын
fr
@alicebthegachaweirdo8378
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@Liv2Draw
Жыл бұрын
fr
@thecolemister1129
Жыл бұрын
fr
@helloolleh_dis
Жыл бұрын
fr
@ARandomHumanBein
Жыл бұрын
I literally couldn't stop laughing for the entirety of this video
@Bella-g8h
Ай бұрын
apparently my mum used to have entire conversations on the phone in her sleep. her friends would call her and she would answer without waking up.
@IronGamer0X
Жыл бұрын
Matt never fails to make me laugh and smile so hard my cheeks hurt.
@fard959
11 ай бұрын
Which cheeks?
@mariaelizabethflorendo1639
Ай бұрын
No matter how many times i watch this video, it never fails to make me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
@retropickle6708
Жыл бұрын
One of the best parts about Matt Monday is that i always forget that he uploads on Mondays so it takes me by surprise every time, making it evem better
@bigjedimullet
8 күн бұрын
My best friend used to sleep text me. It was WILD to wake up in the mornings and find several nonsense texts time stamped between 1 and 3 am.
@sophiezpawz
Ай бұрын
this is by far my favorite matt rose video ever MAKE MORE SLEEP TEXTING VIDEOS
@Rin-o3m
5 күн бұрын
I can’t watch this guys videos without looking like I’m having a seizure because I’m laughing so hard
@fIREFLOWER516
6 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard my sides hurt and I couldn't breathe and I was crying and rolling on the floor. only this KZitem video has ever done that. thank you so much!
@DragonXolotl
9 ай бұрын
10:25 got me absolutely balling
@Flare-gjggn
3 ай бұрын
I do wash a mean shoe 😂😂
@Alex-ft1df
Ай бұрын
I once sleep texted bananas don't wear tutus the cake is dancing.
@AAAAA_yup
Жыл бұрын
I love the noises that you use for "?" And "!" It makes me giggle at my phone
@JamesQMurphy
Жыл бұрын
Those are great, but It's the sound for "😩" that kills me
@AddyTrent
6 ай бұрын
The way he got so mad because he couldn’t pronounce this bit 5:32 😂😂😂😂
@BadonPurPoseAH
10 ай бұрын
I once sleep texted "👍" over and over again to my step mom starting from 12:00 AM to 2:00 AM and only realized when I woke up. She didn't believe me when I told her I was asleep.
@scepticalhyenas5750
Ай бұрын
My favorite of the messages sleep-me has left in my notes app for awake-me was, I shit you not, _"Restaurant where the slap you when you you're ordering"_
@eggseatpegs
Жыл бұрын
11:16 so wholesome
@celiatheaussie
8 ай бұрын
the fact that matt rose can accurately read anything, even spamming
@CertifiedLivvie
Ай бұрын
I WAS LAUGHING AND DYING SO HARD AT 4:36 😭🤚
@harmlesspain
Ай бұрын
being texted "Im on my way" by an unkown number is actually horrifying
@F3M4L3..A1RYY4YYAY
6 ай бұрын
5:44 *THAT SCREAM WAS PERSONAL ASF*
@CramItYouTube
4 ай бұрын
5:31 Bros having a stroke while trying to read that😂
@Aarav2746
8 ай бұрын
7:54 love how he admitted hes sleeping while sleeping
@sasumiiy
2 ай бұрын
7:58 I STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN IT SAID *Horse*
@Catnap-u2k
29 күн бұрын
2:44 NOO NOT THE FLYING DORITO 🙏😭
@Bens-stuff
Жыл бұрын
10:26 What?
@tworossfedermansinatrenchcoat
Жыл бұрын
What?
@ImJustAlex_
Жыл бұрын
What?
@ari_ari_was_here_
Жыл бұрын
What?
@icylexplode
Жыл бұрын
What?
@will0ww._.
Жыл бұрын
What?
@activetutorial
2 ай бұрын
I watched this video while sleeping
@stapoldy_propaganda_account
2 ай бұрын
4:13 currently watching tis on my headphones, named "i make so much money i'm a jonas brother" because of this video 😭😭😭😭
@ellietheeevee
Жыл бұрын
This fully proves that anything someone does while sleeping is 100% weird
@Birby-g5c
Ай бұрын
2:04 the best rap you’ll ever listen to
@ASP_Particune
4 күн бұрын
I have nearly sleep-texted my Discord friend group so many times, usually I catch myself and fix the messages before sending anything but they either go in an incomprehensible direction or become keyboard smash. The most iconic time though was when I woke up in the morning, opened Discord, and saw an unsent message in my typing bar of the general chat channel. And what, you may ask, had I written? “Gonna wash my gag” I do not have a gag.
@jamiedaff
Жыл бұрын
I once went camping and yelled Jesus Christ in my sleep!
@icecranberry2148
Жыл бұрын
My brother once just started screaming in the middle of the night and I started screaming with him (we shared a room) and then our mom came as to wtf are we screaming about. Apparently to this day he doesn't remember he did that. xD
@Makkiebobo730
Жыл бұрын
@@icecranberry2148😂
@jamiedaff
Жыл бұрын
@@icecranberry2148 oop
@ratinatrenchcoat3983
2 ай бұрын
the dead relative monkey caught me off guard 😭💀
@Kate-Shinoid_Goober
Жыл бұрын
4:45 FNAF REFERANCE!?!
@RaidThe_Fellow_OSCMember
Жыл бұрын
he turned into michael afton
@Tighten.
Жыл бұрын
bro got the scoop💀
@glitterasharinalucky2221
Жыл бұрын
It's either he is William Afton or his oldest son Micheal afton
@UltraCenterHQ
Жыл бұрын
So this is what happened after FNAF Sister Location
@AmBlueMan
9 ай бұрын
I ALWAYS COME BACK
@drowning-baby
3 ай бұрын
I love how most of they're answers were just "what"
@justinmalmo600
3 ай бұрын
THAT: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAS THE BEST😭😂
@azureonyoutube-g5k
2 ай бұрын
11:03 this is actually wholesome lol
@plainlyabrick
Жыл бұрын
9:50 kills me
@youlookingatme575
7 ай бұрын
“Drive safely guys!!! Love you!!!” *”Im Adele”*
@lechoni
4 ай бұрын
Tiling go!😤
@Rocipaola
Ай бұрын
THE CUT ON WHAT-
@mizukittyakinyama
7 күн бұрын
@@lechoniWat lmao
@finnomaly
Жыл бұрын
thank you matt, you made me spit out my water and laugh so hard that my tummy now aches
@PossumBinbagsAndLeeks
Жыл бұрын
Never drink and watch matt rose. It's a dangerous sport.
@finnomaly
Жыл бұрын
@@PossumBinbagsAndLeeks i didn't learn my lesson
@Iluvluvsukisukisuki
3 ай бұрын
"WIT???" WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY LOL
@bread_lover1649
17 күн бұрын
I once sleep texted my aunt a bitmoji of me saying "MEGAMIND IS CRYING" 🥲
@ellenneys3667
4 ай бұрын
"Im purple" "Help" Sounds like william afton finally looked in the mirror 😂
@jenniferarmstrong5271
2 ай бұрын
Lol
@duckzyRBX
2 ай бұрын
crazy
@SamanthaWorldOfficial
2 ай бұрын
Fr
@WeebEditss
2 ай бұрын
when i saw that conversation i immediately thought "Toji Fushiguro"
@Nenecunt
2 ай бұрын
Why he ourple
@keels829
Жыл бұрын
The ones near the end of the ppl sleep texting their partners about how much they love them is so frickin cute 🥺 also I completely lost it at Sloan's snake fact
@heatherandluke3252
Жыл бұрын
long
@larscarvalho5323
Жыл бұрын
long
@fionamclary7631
Жыл бұрын
long
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
Жыл бұрын
Long? long
@Mr.Bob-Gray
Жыл бұрын
long
@USAwithknife
11 ай бұрын
“I need to shave.” “What’s holding you back?” *”Debt.”* The most realistic sleep text I’ve ever seen.
@LillianNunyabizniss
10 ай бұрын
FR
@MmmHuggles
10 ай бұрын
It could literally be true. Razors are freaking expensive.
@idkreal341
10 ай бұрын
Yes
@soanyway6746
9 ай бұрын
Ah yes, *Debt.* The one thing holding us all back, especially from Shaving.
@snxp_drxgons1892
9 ай бұрын
Debt is *sometimes* too controlling. You can’t even SHAVE without debt saying no to it.
@Caitilizzie
Жыл бұрын
That last one was adorable, and the fact that the girlfriend could decipher everything he was saying and knew he was sleep texting is the cherry on top
@aiiiia9971
Жыл бұрын
Seriously so cute
@gachabloxgirl3958
Жыл бұрын
I loved all the ones at the end where it was ppl telling their partners (or trying to tell them cuz they’re too sleepy 😂) how much they loved them. So cute 🥺❤
@cirlcurl-of-friends_aec
Жыл бұрын
i tittyhead
@Agagnier
Жыл бұрын
😊❤
@raisyap.anindita9716
Жыл бұрын
Tittyhead?
@The_Real_Lilly
4 ай бұрын
“Can you throw Mr. Granola Bar” got me
@asimkhan3611
3 ай бұрын
I thought it was: "Can you throw Mrs. Grandma Car"😂
@asimkhan3611
3 ай бұрын
I thought it was: "Can you throw Mrs. Grandma Car"😂
@Checkerzz-t8p
3 ай бұрын
how about nice adjustments and incooonet gossips
@MyraCxke
2 ай бұрын
@@Checkerzz-t8p wgar
@ArandompersonD
2 ай бұрын
*Throws Mr. Granola Bar* THERE :/
@theaudiotrailerdetective
Жыл бұрын
Petition for matt to continue putting eggs on random people’s door (maybe a halloween special?)
@Matt_Rose
Жыл бұрын
Easter, surely
@AshXPP
Жыл бұрын
@@Matt_Rosenope, halloween Edit:: then it's even more unexpected
@idigu1568
Жыл бұрын
@@Matt_Rosematt
@KoiDayz
Жыл бұрын
@@Matt_Rosehapy eg
@Spongyboi897
Жыл бұрын
Move over Easter Bunny, there's a new egg-hiding person in town!
@Pet_VibesCce
Жыл бұрын
I love Matt’s ability to pronounce absolute gibberish
@Dark_CaveJohnson
Жыл бұрын
Hdjjejenbejduuenallakdjd
@emudigger9807
Жыл бұрын
Remember hes british (I just wanted to remember this comment is a joke because some people are taking it seriously)
@teachmetohowl
Жыл бұрын
@@emudigger9807 Um British people don't just have that superpower. I would know as a British person. (Edit: I did not take the British people comment I’m replying to seriously, I’m joking along ffs)
@username5155
Жыл бұрын
And yet he can’t pronounce bidet ( 3:25 )
@Pet_VibesCce
Жыл бұрын
@@MaceDeMarco2010how the heck am I a bot
@samuelcelis2802
3 ай бұрын
1:58 Some sleeptext I like 😂: "How are we dressing for this party?" "As An E G G." ... "Ok🤔."
@ArandompersonD
2 ай бұрын
*Walks into the fanceyyy party as an egg* oh shitttt 🫢
@mxsteri0
Ай бұрын
OH FUCK IF HE ACTUALLY COMES UP IN AN EGG COSTUME-
@mangle9143
Жыл бұрын
I find it hilarious that Matt can flawlessly speak the gibberish on the 5:32-6:32 segment, but the actual words mess him up.
@gachabloxgirl3958
Жыл бұрын
He’s so used to pronouncing gibberish, it has started to transfer over to the normal words 😭😭😭
@SillyYoutubeFemboy
Жыл бұрын
Not to :stepping on lego:
@just_ur_local_idiot
Жыл бұрын
@@gachabloxgirl3958gibberish is his new language
@Senia492
Жыл бұрын
Uegeuege WHAT THE
@jesscarlolea4197
Жыл бұрын
Not to incriminate now to : *feels a little too good* :
@unlikelygamer
Жыл бұрын
The one at 5:13 killed me. That fact that it technically IS a true fact about snakes, but so simply worded, just made me laugh so hard
@infectedpotato117
Жыл бұрын
me too
@ziar1te
Жыл бұрын
samee
@magiv4205
Жыл бұрын
Same, I ugly laughed
@Knifzter
Жыл бұрын
Long indeed
@amalgamoon
Жыл бұрын
logn
@panickednoodle
Жыл бұрын
Gotta applause this man’s dedication to not only read gibberish, but to do so correctly 👌
@vikaaaaaa
Жыл бұрын
hi unus annus pfp
@panickednoodle
Жыл бұрын
@@vikaaaaaa Memento Mori
@vikaaaaaa
Жыл бұрын
@@panickednoodle memento mori
@Mo_Mauve
Жыл бұрын
10:01 Mispronunciation of gibberish.
@panickednoodle
Жыл бұрын
@@Mo_MauveYou’re right! Matt, I am _disappointed_
@petuniatherain-nightwing1002
Жыл бұрын
The boyfriend sleep texting his girlfriend about how much he loves her is really wholesome and the fact that she knows he is sleep texting and can understand what he is saying just makes it even better.
@nam_nam
Жыл бұрын
yes that one was so sweet, reminds me how my other dozes off while talking
@kaitlyn3386
11 ай бұрын
Ikr and you can tell he was being genuine because people who sleep text often spill out the truth a lot
@Nina-wh6hb
11 ай бұрын
Yeah that ones is adorable
@Klekeec
11 ай бұрын
Oh hi petunia!
@Snoweyz1
11 ай бұрын
Plot twist: he was dreaming of another girl..
@FoxBlocksHere
Жыл бұрын
I'm shocked that sleep texting is possible. The fact that people can unlock their phones, navigate to their messaging apps, select a conversation, and start typing (and even send images?!?!) shows how remarkable our brains are.
@crowmatic_co
Жыл бұрын
the brain is an amazing thing. horrifying, but amazing
@blanketeer6321
Жыл бұрын
Several years ago I once sleepwalked over to my phone, typed in the password and turned my alarm off. It does happen and it's really weird
@kryw10
Жыл бұрын
I once cooked dinner for five people while sleeping, went back to bed, and was completely baffled when one of them thanked me the next day. So yeah. The brain is an amazing and fearfully weird slab of meatstuff.
@leeshajoi
Жыл бұрын
Given the amount of times I've pocket-dialed someone on Discord just by sticking my phone in my pocket without turning the screen off first...
@tinfoilhatseller
Жыл бұрын
It's more likely that they dozed off while texting.
@BelfryClock
Жыл бұрын
One day I was sleep deprived and crashed out at 4pm, woke up hallucinating at 8pm and texted my parents “HOW COULD YOU SELL YOUR SON TO ALIENS?!”
@Bazk1t
Жыл бұрын
wtf 😭😭
@thesaturnismelting
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@johnpatrick8511
Жыл бұрын
Texted my friend, "please turn off your stove I am IN YOUR HOME"
@haventchangedmypfpsince2009
Жыл бұрын
What about sleep paralysis texting? I take heavy meds at night and whilst I was paralyzed (or having a seizure, IDK till this day) I spam texted my mom panicked gibberish and I managed to call her, I faceplanted on the ground until I was able to move myself fully... shit was terrifying, luckily there weren't any spontaneous knives facing upright.
@narrativeless404
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao *SKULL EMOJI!!! 💀💀💀*
@GoofyGooberMars
Жыл бұрын
7:34 I love moments like this where Matt starts laughing halfway through reading something 😂😂
@zkam900
Жыл бұрын
yeah Edit: only like comments that say "yeah"
@rolandfromlibraryofruina
Жыл бұрын
yeah
@chesno611
Жыл бұрын
yeah
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes
Жыл бұрын
Me too
@greilus4535
Жыл бұрын
yeah
@potato-uj9dk
9 ай бұрын
i want to see two sleep texters get into a full sleep conversation
@Artsy-Creature
9 ай бұрын
omg yass
@Smo1k
9 ай бұрын
Have one of them be a scot and the other a kiwi. Speech-to-text, and guess whether they're awake 😁
@1rr3gular
8 ай бұрын
i wanna see two sleep texters plan a fight
@renadex4905
8 ай бұрын
just give too people mushroom and make them communicate, that give pretty much the same result
@very_channel
8 ай бұрын
Go to description and you'll find something called a transcript which is basically time stamps @SeeJay-ji7tq
@Antifearn
Жыл бұрын
My mom recently sleep-texted me a recipe for Japanese fried chicken while she was at a chemotherapy appointment. I thought it looked delicious from the pictures, so I texted her asking if she would make it. She had no recollection of ever sending it to me, but we tried it anyways and absolutely loved it.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
Жыл бұрын
That is not the ending I expected. But it is a wholesome one. I hope the chemo works. Similar kept my mum going, without suffering or side-effects, for many years. I hope for full remission for your mum.💜
@Antifearn
Жыл бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494Thank you so much! She actually got a lumpectomy last month and is now starting radiation. She is doing much better and I’m very proud of her progress. 😊
@magicsparks4
Жыл бұрын
awwww
@Iamalive123
8 ай бұрын
This once happened to me. Here's how the convo went Me: "i just peed" Friend: "Okay? I don't think i needed to know that-" Me: "like a a a a a a a a" Friend: "A what?" Me: "Bald pigeon cream" Friend: "Yeah I'm going back to sleep" Me: "beware of it"
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