I Bought Four Chocolate 🍫 Bars Of Snickers Pecan And They're Really Delicious
@joshuamartinez5775
7 күн бұрын
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the Northside of the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
@joshuamartinez5775
7 күн бұрын
What happens when you eat too many pecans? You get pecan-stipated How do you tell the circumference of a pecan Pecan pi Why did the walnut know where the cashew was hiding Because he was pecan What was the peeping Tom doing? Pecan This joke is nuts but its strictly for northeasterners The rest of you no pecan Pistachio can’t But pecan
@DanielDeLeon69
7 күн бұрын
Wow That's A Lot Of Pecan Jokes.
@jaymccool3695
4 күн бұрын
Maybe the way you say pecan irritates people who say it the other way
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