Spike Johnson guess that happens when you 7 cats :)
@mauriiispacehead
8 жыл бұрын
+Spike Johnson I guess. I love cats lol
@mysteryfiles1673
8 жыл бұрын
Me too
@DDG2023
8 жыл бұрын
You lunatic!
@mp4.justine
7 жыл бұрын
Same
@utarian7
8 жыл бұрын
The divorce hit her pretty hard.
@user-we3pn1ok8q
8 жыл бұрын
you just killed me💀💀💀
@aubreejohnson4048
8 жыл бұрын
I cried reading this comment
@cjpitch
8 жыл бұрын
+utarian7 Please don't ever delete this comment. The world needs you. lol
@seinfeld11123
8 жыл бұрын
+utarian7 LOL. tip of the hat sir.
@lil7876
8 жыл бұрын
omg 😂
@ethanwright9523
9 жыл бұрын
As weird as this lady is, I gotta give her props: that cat looks like it's in absolute ecstasy
@brendanrouth3807
8 жыл бұрын
She probably drugged it. My cat freaks out if I just hold her for one second.
@kkurova9345
8 жыл бұрын
+Ethan Wright you are very bad at reading cats im afraid
@alexandermccullough420
8 жыл бұрын
most limber kitty ever bruh.
@angelbankai45
6 жыл бұрын
Brendan Routh Some cats like to be held, some don't.
@MegaMaxiepad
6 жыл бұрын
I know. This lady is good intentioned, but the video is too damn goofy. And there''s a part near the end when the kitty basically gets startled by her "rear" approach. I did learn a few things though, and my girls love me for it.
@Auzzie015
9 жыл бұрын
"If you're left handed use your left hand, if you're right handed, use your right hand. Or if you're right handed, try using your left hand and vice versa". What was the fucking point?
@jarblewarble
9 жыл бұрын
It's about learning to be ambidextrous, I suppose.
@dennishill4358
9 жыл бұрын
You won't be able to double your pleasure and double your fun if you don't practice with your non-dominant hand
@greatbudda
9 жыл бұрын
Dennis Hill This guy gets it plus maybe one day you could even massage two cats at once!
@RetroCynical
8 жыл бұрын
This is no doubt the greatest video ever produced. It's also incredibly helpful. My cat and I are getting married next week.
@veeri92
5 жыл бұрын
It's the futures that liberals want!
@DeeObl0
5 жыл бұрын
“A cat’s tale is a badge of honor” so hold on tight
@EH_888
5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@joedavis4150
4 жыл бұрын
Oh god I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe
@quaddrix07
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that laugh! 3 years later! LMAO
@lambda494
8 жыл бұрын
I think this "woman" is actually about 8 cats taped together with a mask.
@caseycat
5 жыл бұрын
This comment killed me
@marshmallowbudgie
5 жыл бұрын
*hissssssssss*
@maddy7230
4 жыл бұрын
Ganymede, Jupiter III LOMAODKBDKD
@missmoanypants
3 жыл бұрын
I believe it. Our feline overlords want to make sure we are better servants.
@eddiereece5050
Ай бұрын
VOLTRON!!
@victoriah8135
9 жыл бұрын
This seems like something that would be on Adult Swim at like 4am lol.
@rachelbauer1729
9 жыл бұрын
Ikr x'D
@GinaMarz
8 жыл бұрын
+Victoria H YES! That's exactly what I was thinking.
@saltycupcakes
7 жыл бұрын
Victoria H CDT crew did something like that, got that too much drugs feel like adult swim
@MirandroidJones
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like on Tim & Eric Awesome Show.
@Lung__
4 жыл бұрын
Everythingisterrible, the site that found this and uploaded it originally, did work with adult swim before...
@juliebillingsley2612
10 жыл бұрын
"It's you Champer-damper, it's you."
@amykope5094
4 жыл бұрын
Now I accidentally call my cat Shadow Badow thanks to this😒
@aesop8842
4 жыл бұрын
*B O R I N G*
@densmorde4520
3 жыл бұрын
I almost forgot where I got "Champerdamer" from.
@brooks9378
3 жыл бұрын
I just randomly woke up one day and started saying this.
@eviljoel
10 жыл бұрын
Favorite part: "That says a lot about life, and about cat massage."
@atheistine
10 жыл бұрын
"this one's especially good...for macho cats" lolll
@eviljoel
10 жыл бұрын
Christine Petrossian This woman is crazy. And I don't mean "heh, she's pretty crazy", I mean she's absolutely insane.
@BrianTylerComposer
9 жыл бұрын
That is amazing that Simon and Garfunkle wrote a song about cat massage.
@robertbaur3145
8 жыл бұрын
+Brian Tyler kicking up the cobble stones looking for fun and feeling cat massage
@SusPitch
6 жыл бұрын
It's literally 4:20 am and I am laughing so freaking hard at this help this comment is golden
@cheesecake134
8 жыл бұрын
You think it's ridiculous, but that cat looks relaxed as fuck.
@m00sechuckle15
8 жыл бұрын
Especially when it's a stuffed tiger.
@cheesecake134
8 жыл бұрын
Brian Eels Ever been so relaxed you turn into a stuffed tiger?
@dakkenly
8 жыл бұрын
0:35 did that tiger just fucking wink at me
@andyk939
8 жыл бұрын
+dakkenly Definitely
@KaeraNeko
8 жыл бұрын
+dakkenly Woah.
@Mudkip971
8 жыл бұрын
Well she did say "Double your pleasure and double your fun".
@vorpalweapon4814
7 жыл бұрын
OMG!
@aryonnachampion9474
6 жыл бұрын
I think it did O.o
@dtjackson1647
9 жыл бұрын
This video is full of gold: "Petting is just randomly petting." "Use two hands to double your pleasure and double your fun!" "Relax you have the best teacher available... your cat!" "Caution, if your kitty doesn't like her fur disturbed, she might just tell you to shuffle out the door." "Caution, either they like this or they don't." "A whisker water alert is in effect here. A major whisker watch is in effect here." "Is your cat a talker? If so, cat massage will bring out his best 'mega meow' moments. We call it... Power Purring!" "The front of your cat is a veritable treasure chest of fun." "You don't need a swimming pool for this breast stroking!" "This is especially good for 'macho cats.'" "This is a really groovy move... Bell-y-rama!" (Singing) "Who's the best cat in the U-nit-ed States? It's you, Champer Damper, it's you..." The best part is that she seems to be taking everything she's saying seriously.
@helenfm
9 жыл бұрын
And don't forget - "You can't fool drool!"
@sunnydale22
9 жыл бұрын
Exactly my reaction! xD
@jarblewarble
9 жыл бұрын
The cat seems to enjoy it, though. :)
@AmazingMojo2567
9 жыл бұрын
sunnydale22 exactly my erection! xD
@christinebosco7112
9 жыл бұрын
i'm a big fan of "petting is just randomly petting"
@lohanthony
8 жыл бұрын
how did i get here
@ok-hk8sc
8 жыл бұрын
+lohanthony oh hey whats up
@cesarmedina2585
8 жыл бұрын
Omg anthony youre my spirit animal😂😂
@bluetennant1998
8 жыл бұрын
+liv The roof. LOL
@wasteland8544
8 жыл бұрын
Lol, the cat at the end "kill me now".
@ernaexantus781
8 жыл бұрын
jean rene charles
@trevejackson-hicks5250
10 жыл бұрын
IT'S YOU Champer Damper. IT'S YOU.
@dullroar2673
Жыл бұрын
Seeing how old this video is, that cat probably passed a while ago. I think it's really sweet she made an inadvertent tribute to her little buddy. Hope you're mega meowing with the best of em, Champer Damper
@saraetc5049
4 ай бұрын
RIP Best cat in the United States.
@Ilovemahmochi
8 жыл бұрын
I relate to this woman so much more strongly than I should. She is me. I am her.
@kittendivine1
5 жыл бұрын
Me too. Nothing wrong with that :D
@beepthemeep12
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@ready4sumfootball
4 жыл бұрын
Me too and I’m a guy
@Lonelycoast
8 жыл бұрын
"you can't fool drool" "MMMMMMMM"
@kanthonyofficial
9 жыл бұрын
"use two hands to double your pleasure and double your fun" .....I thought I was petting a cat
@captaing.mainwaring5252
8 жыл бұрын
+Karl Cox (SwagCorp Prod) She forgets to swallow, then she starts to drool. MMMMMMMMMM
@blindseeing
4 жыл бұрын
Different kind of cat 😏😏
@jcast1749
4 жыл бұрын
But petting is just randomly petting.
@chaseessary1204
9 жыл бұрын
i feel like i might be the only person that was actually looking up videos on 'how to massage my cat'. i'm not crazy, he just gets stressed out sometimes.
@madouzo1423
9 жыл бұрын
You're not the only one! :D
@drewandrewnowski6650
9 жыл бұрын
Chase Essary the instructions were too vague, my cat is dead.
@Gooieduck1224
9 жыл бұрын
Chase Essary maybe youre ruffling his fur inappropriately. you might need to just shuffle out the door
@fassaf92
8 жыл бұрын
+Chase Essary me too, except i don't have a cat ?
@Oscar-gh8zc
8 жыл бұрын
+Bethany Meyer deaaaddd 😂
@elvenmagejr1905
7 жыл бұрын
Her husband said, "It's either me or the cat." She picked the cat.
@jennicase
9 жыл бұрын
oops I used lotions and oils on my cat
@GuitarguyRichard56
4 жыл бұрын
Metoo!!
@blindseeing
4 жыл бұрын
Oh God I did that when I was 6 and never lived it down
@austiiee1953
4 жыл бұрын
You know back in the day this video made me riot with laughter. Years later I get a cat for the first time and immediately think "what would cat massage lady do" 😩😂😂 my cat DOES love an excruciatingly slow pet. Thanks random lady
@chewface
10 жыл бұрын
Oh shit, guys! We got a major whisker watch alert in effect!!!
@jean-lucpicard5510
3 ай бұрын
Are they as bad as Al Qaeda?
@RockSteadyVybes
9 жыл бұрын
This video makes me happy to be alive.
@jarblewarble
9 жыл бұрын
This video makes me want to be a cat. :)
@moonrunnerredline327
8 жыл бұрын
this is how you get rid of unwanted guests
@virg0_lem0nade
8 жыл бұрын
it's you, champer damper. it's you.
@Duncanmn
10 жыл бұрын
@2:34 I love how the cat lifts his head, like, "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
@kct16
9 жыл бұрын
I thought the exact same thing! XD
@youngpilgrim5
5 жыл бұрын
"did she just touch my rump?"
@TerriblesHorse
9 жыл бұрын
I just laughed for 12 minutes straight. Thanks champer damper!
@anonymoushaxorz1516
3 жыл бұрын
All jokes aside, every cat I’ve done this too loves it. My cat loves it and my friends cats love it. I think she put a lot of time and effort into this...
@pluscarnalivero
3 жыл бұрын
not a cellphone insight, just people living in the moewment.
@Krsnik666
10 жыл бұрын
"Simply start from the base of the rump, rubbing your way out."
@lgmhooks
12 жыл бұрын
WOW! after seeing her in person at the Los Angeles cat fest "through the eyes of a FELINE" ...i see why most of the 200+ audience knew this video by heart. after I got thru screaming with laughter (cause she has SUCH a great sense of humor about herself and about this early video) IHAD TO return to youtube cause she DID confirm stuff I'd seen by trial and error ...and mentioned some new stuff. (my "cat" Jazzmyn gives it 3 paws up. She wolda gone 4...but she needed to balance on SOMEthing!)
@daphnemurp666
12 жыл бұрын
The whisker massage is totally working for my cat. Plus a light stroke on the top of the head. This woman rocks.
@angelagraves1020
9 жыл бұрын
This is goofy as heck, but I gotta say, that is one seriously happy cat.
@marsyujin
5 жыл бұрын
I dont remember how this ever ended up in my favorites folder but watching this is so therapeutical. 3 years strong
@psychegev
10 ай бұрын
no one’s gonna talk about the kitty’s face when the lady started massaging her tail ?? :-D so cute
@TatersBD
8 жыл бұрын
so much innuendo...sooo little time
@robertbaur3145
8 жыл бұрын
caution either they like this or they don't...words to live by
@robertbaur3145
8 жыл бұрын
simply stat from the base of the rump rubbing your way out and follow it to its natural conclusion...
@DDG2023
8 жыл бұрын
+Robert Baur Use two hands for double the pleasure!
@Traincatdino
8 жыл бұрын
WISKER WATCH ALERT WEEE OOOO WEEE OOOO
@SilveniumTheDrifter
8 жыл бұрын
Put your siren on, Patrick, and I'll be right there.
@Bandsruinlives
6 жыл бұрын
Stoooooop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ScottzoTheAvidGamer
9 жыл бұрын
*tries to massage cat, is brutally mauled*
@HEDGE1011
6 жыл бұрын
"That say a lot about life and about cat massage." I could not stop laughing.
@browneyes1992
14 жыл бұрын
"we touch all the time...so why not be the best at it?" also, the little "ehh!" at the beginning makes me laugh every time!
@jennicase
9 жыл бұрын
champer damper
@carleysweeney6525
9 жыл бұрын
Who's the best cat in the United States its you champer damper
@DeflatingAtheism
4 жыл бұрын
The qualified, realistic nature of the compliment makes it more meaningful. If Champer Damper isn't the best cat in the world, he's certainly the most relaxed!
@julesparkin6789
2 жыл бұрын
Best comedy moment EVER. My sides are split from laughing. Thank you , laughter therapy is all you need in life.
@rissehx3
8 жыл бұрын
I have memorized parts of the dialogue of this video I have seen it so much
@Satine_Moisant
5 жыл бұрын
I had a kitty that looked exactly like Champer-Damper...he was the best cat in the United States. As a kitten, he was abandoned by the neighbors when they moved out. I rescued him just in time! He grew into a beautiful silver Jaguar and lived 12 years. RIP KitKat kitty boi. ❤️🥰 This Video makes me happeh!
@joeomundson
6 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this only has 4 and a half million views. I've told so many people about this video
@SonOfMeme
8 жыл бұрын
"It says a lot about life, and about cat massage." OH GOD I'M LITERALLY DYEING HERE
@returntolifeband
10 жыл бұрын
Thanks, Devin, for the nightmares...
@Moviemon89
9 жыл бұрын
2:23 "Kill me!"
@FireflyYTK
9 жыл бұрын
Gold. Can't stop laughing.
@avengineering-yt
8 жыл бұрын
I've got to go to the drooler to get my ring cleaned.
@Snoofalah
9 жыл бұрын
Who's the best cat in the United States? It's you.
@cm9241
3 жыл бұрын
Champer Damper
@nomielpenguino
10 жыл бұрын
at 2:38 the cat's face screams "save me!"
@MegaMaxiepad
4 жыл бұрын
I know!!! That woman´s finger kinda went in.
@gundamnduke0
9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I would be in the hospital if I do this with my cat.
@kalebwells8033
8 жыл бұрын
I finally know how to stroke , rub and massage a pussy to make it feel good
@theadmiralx_2960
4 жыл бұрын
My drama teacher would quote this every day. She introduced me to this video in 6th grade. Best video ever!
@wingsandash
8 жыл бұрын
The comments here are all Champer Dampers. I laughed, I cried, you became a part of me.
@CounterStrikeBotKill
10 жыл бұрын
HOLD ON, I'M CONFUSED... I'm right handed, should I use my left hand or my right foot? NEED A REPLY ASAP THIS IS CRUCIAL PLS
@Resequin
10 жыл бұрын
After showing this to my cat, he got pissed that he wasn't the best cat in the United States. He hid. Haven't seen him in days. I think he's at a friend's place. If you find him let me know. He answers to Agent of Doom. Please halp!
@6zka
5 жыл бұрын
did u find him yet
@DeflatingAtheism
4 жыл бұрын
He's gone to Canada. Maybe he'll have a shot at being the best cat in Canada.
@cosmicprankmusic
4 жыл бұрын
Did you find him
@citizenjane
10 жыл бұрын
I lost it when she brought out the tiger stuffed animal.
@CarotideEtude
15 жыл бұрын
I find the lady really funny and spirited. Sounds like she knows who she is and knows how to massage cats real well :D
@taylorbassett2512
10 жыл бұрын
This video never fails me. Bless this woman, she is fucking hilarious.
@multilegolover
9 жыл бұрын
By next week, this video will have double the views Thanks Rhett and Link
@KieranDuncan
9 жыл бұрын
no kidding, their video was just uploaded, wait until one week!! its gonna be nuts then
@danielw.1339
9 жыл бұрын
It's next week. Someone showed me at school yesterday.
@umasarkar6767
6 жыл бұрын
Which GMM video is this from?
@AshleyPomeroy
10 жыл бұрын
To be fair, the cat seems to enjoy it. And if the relationship works for them, why not?
@MecanicalEnd
9 жыл бұрын
She looks like Elton John.
@lambda494
6 жыл бұрын
But then again, no.
@robertbaur3145
3 жыл бұрын
@@lambda494 or a man that uses lotions in a traveling show I know it's not much but it's the best I can do my gift is cat massage and this ones for champ
@gfalcon
3 жыл бұрын
It's the teeth... people subconsciously look at teeth first
@gfalcon
3 жыл бұрын
How did Elton John become such a good piano player? Because he sucked on an organ 😆!
@TheLizzifer
9 жыл бұрын
Remember, you can't fool drool. Mmmmmmm.
@BordelloBabe
Жыл бұрын
EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE! And yet, I'm still delighted.
@chloecolorfulx
8 жыл бұрын
EH
@viveretamant
9 жыл бұрын
I bet the cat died mid production so they needed a plush to replace it
@WeizHerGigBuddy
4 жыл бұрын
Champer Damper has been dead for years
@andyhouston625
8 жыл бұрын
I think Champion has been drugged.
@SusumuChan
8 жыл бұрын
"Cat massage will bring out his best meow moments" *CAT MEOWS LIKE IT'S IN THE WORST PAIN OF ITS LIFE*
@JC-yy8iv
5 жыл бұрын
EIT added the sound fx
@ShinoharaMiyu
10 жыл бұрын
"Use two hands to double your pleasure and double your fun!" ...
@cautionthisissparta
10 жыл бұрын
2:26 "The fuck is this nigga doing?"
@mvies77
13 жыл бұрын
This was so funny! I love the way the cat looks out at the camera and it's eyes are pleading, "Somebody help me!"
@Jonathan-zn7cv
9 жыл бұрын
ITS YOU CHAMPER DAMPER
@danielhance1467
3 жыл бұрын
God the innuendo is killing me! Lol. This is fantastic
@Whatshisfang
10 жыл бұрын
"Simply follow from the base of the rump, slowly rubbing your way out."
@CazzaMcSpazza
9 жыл бұрын
Sing it!! Who's the craziest cat lady in the United States?
@jarblewarble
9 жыл бұрын
She's not crazy, she just loves her cat. :)
@kittycatxhall7451
6 жыл бұрын
Andy Green Agree
@kittycatxhall7451
6 жыл бұрын
CazzaMcSpazza I don't see 60+ cats...she's not there yet.
@CiDK
2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best video the internet has to offer
@FloraWest
10 жыл бұрын
There's so much to love here--the "drooler/jewler" pun is maybe the best/worst? Oh, I don't know-almost every sentence is a gem.
@bluebird0802
9 жыл бұрын
that was the most sensuous video i've ever seen
@JaredBlackout
8 жыл бұрын
Maybe the woman is a little crazy, but look how happy this kitty cat is.
@m00sechuckle15
8 жыл бұрын
Go to :38 and look how happy that cat is, because that's were I was when I read you comment.
@TheHmm43
5 ай бұрын
The first time I saw this all those years back I cried with laughter.
@ahealthkit2745
9 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is super subtle pornography filmed at a time where they had to disguise 'vagina' with 'cat'.
@BluCheeseStudios
8 жыл бұрын
2 and a half minutes in, I have an exam tomorrow and I don't even have a cat, but for some reason I'm still watching.
@jacksonpetibone2086
4 жыл бұрын
I'm here before all the other victims of youtube algorithm
@TheGogoy3
10 жыл бұрын
She even looks like a cat! They've reached another level, those damned cats!
@_skysick_
5 жыл бұрын
She loves the cat so much and the cat is so happy.
@Art886
10 жыл бұрын
This video is littered with cat puns
@clavos22
10 жыл бұрын
I can't decided if this is amazingly hilarious or just creepy
@slomo1357
7 жыл бұрын
hands down funniest video
@dntaze6577
10 жыл бұрын
that cat looks chill as fuck
@candielass5
10 жыл бұрын
this video is very important to me
@alyssahurst8034
9 жыл бұрын
She could at least say hes the best cat in the world... just the USA.. .. weak
@EuroMIX2
8 жыл бұрын
+Alyssa Hurst I think to a lot of people USA = the world, or the aspect of "world" that most appeals to them.
@cosmicprankmusic
3 жыл бұрын
There are no known cats outside USA.
@Justice324
9 жыл бұрын
Thank you rhett and link!
@sofiapinot7422
3 жыл бұрын
The song fot the cat was actually adorable
@Bendew
8 жыл бұрын
Chadtronic
@DragonFang409
8 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Warvell1
7 жыл бұрын
No.
@Dansplaining2U
8 жыл бұрын
Caution! My 15 cats will eat me when I die alone in my apartment...
@emmakelly3354
5 жыл бұрын
This must be who the pet psychic character in Lunatics is based on
@robbieunderwood8349
5 жыл бұрын
This video is on the list of 100 Greatest KZitem Videos Ever.
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