"What's that, Merasmus' favorite actor, Burt Lancaster? You think people who hide are cowards? Wise words, Burt Lancaster! You've convinced all of us-DAMMIT MERASMUS, GET OUT HERE!"
@bluesquadronsc
9 жыл бұрын
He's going to read!
@JCBro-yg8vd
9 жыл бұрын
+Blue Squadron EVERYONE DOWN, HE'S GOT A BOOK!
@GeneralHeavy
7 жыл бұрын
Look out it's the bas bo bibi bum
@goldenpothos7262
3 жыл бұрын
1:14 is such a soldier thing to say. Also his tactics to get Merasmus to come out are the best
@changvasejarik62
3 жыл бұрын
His line about having merasmus’ rent was the best line to bring him out.
@JCBro-yg8vd
9 жыл бұрын
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn you, Merasmus! You are the worst roommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaate!"
@vincent25561
11 жыл бұрын
"Oh look, it's houdini. What's that, houdini, you need a new best friend? I dont know who could- GET OUT HERE MERASMUS!" Made. My. God. Damn. Day.
@Peusterokos1
10 жыл бұрын
All i can think of when Soldier talks about Houdini is just Merasmus hiding behind a barrel listening until Soldier says "GET OUT OF HERE MERASMUS" *Merasus starts running away on four legs like a scared rat*
@TheAtheistGamer
10 жыл бұрын
you are alive?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
@soldierjanedoe4858
10 жыл бұрын
That's excactly what happened
@pslush1
9 жыл бұрын
Soldier (Jane Doe) what are your thaughts on the unicorn hat soldier?
@lin002100
9 жыл бұрын
+Peusterokos1 Soldier has Big dick, RIght now, Merasuas Running like an puzzy diza
@Groxseum
8 жыл бұрын
"You ghost, wizard, maggot!"
@Gothicbride
8 жыл бұрын
I'm a Pumpkin princess
@Peusterokos1
7 жыл бұрын
Miranda Hampton You certainly have the circumference of a pumpkin, princess
@jezd2223
8 жыл бұрын
"YOU ARE THE WORST ROOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee"
@ApexDestroyerAnimations
7 жыл бұрын
JezDex144 is very not good. because main yell: "YOU ARE THE WORST ronate!!!!!"
@KhanCrete
12 жыл бұрын
"It's a book. He's going to read! AAAAAAHHHHHH" Oh, Soldier. Who will they ever find to replace you?
@gamingseagull9321
4 жыл бұрын
Bomb head!i got a good feeling about this...
@Lord_Numpty
3 жыл бұрын
Reading this in the 2020s is saddening.
@FriendlyKat
10 жыл бұрын
"Oh look it's Hodini... Dammit Merasmus get out here!"
@CometSamurai
11 жыл бұрын
Soldier's voice actor must have a very sore throat after doing these voices.
@calliecorn
4 жыл бұрын
*Yeah, about that-*
@veryfinepeanut3696
4 жыл бұрын
Throat cancer hit him he survived and now he impressed me recently caught covid and died
@GeneralHeavy
4 жыл бұрын
@@veryfinepeanut3696 He also had stroke at the time of his death
@greased4493
3 жыл бұрын
Rip
@611rwj
4 жыл бұрын
No mater what season or event , Rick May will always be the best for the roll of Soldier! R.I.P. Soldier
@deppo436
8 жыл бұрын
"MUST...THINK...ABOUT.....SENSIBLE HAIRCUTS!!!"
@davidmazo9257
8 жыл бұрын
oh no! a book, he's going to read!
@TenebrisBestia117
10 жыл бұрын
0:36 me in class when the teacher gets his paper work on the table and wants to start class XDD
@hangdog355
9 жыл бұрын
The Devil "HE'S GOT A BOOK" D:
@MaxickGX
9 жыл бұрын
The Devil That's exactly how I felt back then XDD
@lin002100
7 жыл бұрын
The Unseen don't get a book :)))
@condescendingonlineman2136
6 жыл бұрын
0:37 *
@TheVideoGuyfromOhio
3 жыл бұрын
the ever expected "Education Bad" comment
@solidpat221
12 жыл бұрын
Soldiers voice actor is awesome, even after all these years!
@roxtorlediable
Жыл бұрын
He definitly was
@funnypeashootercreature
9 жыл бұрын
02:04 "hey look is hoodini..."
@ColinTalboo
8 жыл бұрын
HOO-DINI
@Peusterokos1
8 жыл бұрын
who-dini?
@wingedbluj1674
7 жыл бұрын
"What's that Hoodini? You're looking for a new best friend? Too bad there's no wizards around- GET OUT HERE MERASMUS!!!"
@bargainbrandmusician
8 жыл бұрын
My blood nooooooooooooooooooooooo!
@JCBro-yg8vd
8 жыл бұрын
Merasmus, I need that blood!
@failedthanos7349
4 жыл бұрын
Look out! It's the bazmobiddy bomb!
@tabbitabbithatabster
4 жыл бұрын
Look out! It’s the bazbobomb bomb-b-bomb!
@c63655
4 жыл бұрын
Look out it's the Bombo Bazmatron!
@FriendlyKat
10 жыл бұрын
"I will rip off your ghost head and crap in your stupid hat!"
+BladeLigerV if merasuas'z Teacher, Tf2 class students will screams when if he gots a book, lol
@TheKhogerman
12 жыл бұрын
Soldier's voice is the only one that seems to never change.
@deathray784
10 жыл бұрын
Everyone down, he's got a book! He's going to read!
@JoseMat2953
Жыл бұрын
0:42 I've been looking all over for this!
@MsSupertost
9 жыл бұрын
my blood noooo :(
@SgtDerpBronywithnosympathy
10 жыл бұрын
everyone down! hes got a book! hes got a book! hes gonna read! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!! XD
@sethdenault9347
9 жыл бұрын
damn you for plaguing this world with books merasmus!
@AwesomeBrothersShow
10 жыл бұрын
Today ur ass will be visited by three ghots: My foot,my other foot and a ghost !
@duckyne795
10 жыл бұрын
today your ass will be visited by 3 ghosts my foot and my other foot and a ghost xD
@martinmartinez5649
9 жыл бұрын
Golden Freddy And that ghost well be giving him a american job :D
@RayMKlll
9 жыл бұрын
Christmas carol reference I bet
@subtlewhatssubtle
12 жыл бұрын
Soldier's new lines are always the best thing about Scream Fortress.
@hemjeetnongthombam5828
2 жыл бұрын
stop blaming everyone for everything. Choose someone to blame everything Soldier:"MARASMUSSS"
@astrobstrd
12 жыл бұрын
"GRAVITY, NOOOOO" Favorite line from this update.
@bruisedbug
7 ай бұрын
this makes me even sadder that tf2 doesn't get fun updates anymore
@jaderotaski1
11 жыл бұрын
1:11 "COME OUT MERASMUS! I'VE GOT YOUR BODY, IT'S NOT BURNED, LOOKS PRETTY GOOD, I MIGHT CRAWL IN THERE MYSELF" Oh Soldier you do try XD
@Wietheuperlima
12 жыл бұрын
Soldier's voiceactor is definitely one of the best around.
@Hugal.
12 жыл бұрын
This Voice Actor is really good i think its the best voice that i've ever heard that looks the same from the first time TF2 was released.
@xPiLoNx
12 жыл бұрын
From all the new lines that came with this update, soldier has the funniest ones seriously.
@lebrony66
11 жыл бұрын
I....must.....think.....about....PAINIS!
@DansuB4nsu03
6 жыл бұрын
For some reason, every time I watch this video I see Soldier who is talking on the phone.
@Mehmetyldrm_
10 жыл бұрын
2:57 You wizard,ghost,maggot!
@frostfoxsix2244
12 жыл бұрын
"i am going to haunt your ass with my foot" hilarious.
@matecabello6390
3 жыл бұрын
0:39 the haunting demon when the person start to read the bible.
@ShinyGaara65
12 жыл бұрын
"Tonight, your ass will be visited by three ghosts: My foot My other foot AND A GHOST!" Cracks me up every time.
@chaosnicx5691
4 жыл бұрын
miss him already
@Stefanonimo
9 жыл бұрын
0:42
@Meloncarty
12 жыл бұрын
I swear if my Grandpa was younger he'd sound exactly like Soldier.
@zachduperron8543
3 жыл бұрын
2:59 my favourite line 😂
@malpractice956
11 жыл бұрын
Dammit, Merasmus! I told you to make my painis bigger! Not my balls!
@elamparo2002
6 жыл бұрын
My Crimes: 1. Reading Books 2. Going to School 3. Making Friends the list goes on and on.
@back2end858
7 жыл бұрын
LOOK OUT ITS THE BAZMO BIDDY BOMB! when you can't find the spy 2:03
@TenebrisBestia117
11 жыл бұрын
i was drinking a smooty while i was scrolling dow to the comments , then i saw your comment , i laughed so hard that all the juce came out of my nose xD
@brockbruss256
9 жыл бұрын
First quote is one of my favorites
@caustin850
2 жыл бұрын
0:47 TF2 Soldier: (Falling into a pit) DAMN YOU, MERASMUS! YOU ARE THE WORST ROOMMATE!
@Winter-oj2op
7 жыл бұрын
IT'S A BOOK! HE'S GOING TO READ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
@MrGrappl
7 жыл бұрын
Soldier... I think you love ur head a bit too much...
@nobby3265
7 жыл бұрын
EVERYONE ONE, GET DOWN! HE'S GOT A BOOK! IT'S A BOOK! HE'S GOING TO READ!
@Core_Of_The_Void
4 жыл бұрын
Look out! It’s the Basbobinibum Look out! It’s the Basbobombibomb Look out! It’s bombobasmatron!
@foul400
5 жыл бұрын
2:47 Oh fuck. Soldier not again.
@Pacalakin
12 жыл бұрын
Soldier always gets the best lines
@TaRAAASHBAGS
12 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to pull a rabbit outta your ass!" I anticipate a shit load of GMod videos encompassing that...
@marieplushiewithaknife407
3 жыл бұрын
0:20 MUST STOP DANCING MUST.....THINK.....ABOUT.....SENSIBLE... HAIRCUTS
@lancearnold54
3 жыл бұрын
3:14 "I am going to haunt your ass with my 👞!"
@pensamiento3867
6 жыл бұрын
I am not afraid of no ghosts. I refuse to be afraid of no ghosts.
@Stigs39
11 жыл бұрын
Merasmus come out ive got your drugs...
@thesquidiot3148
8 жыл бұрын
EVERYONE DOWN HE'S GOT A BOOK HE'S GONNA READ!!!
@380aksel
11 жыл бұрын
More like: My Painis, my other Painis, and a Cupcake!!
@Robinski000
12 жыл бұрын
Holy hell, I love the Soldier.
@Bloodangel921
11 ай бұрын
1:35 “Get your spectral ass out of here!” I love it!
@Luxai
11 жыл бұрын
You don't need that, you're basically loved by entire middle earth.
@ACanadianTigerTan
12 жыл бұрын
I hope all the classes get new lines I really want to see a sniper one
@zgcentrs
12 жыл бұрын
I am fully now fully convinced that currently Valve is better at writing comedy material than anyone else, period. Seriously, the Cave Johnson 25 minute PETI stuff is the most hilarious thing ever recorded.
@Phortieniyn
12 жыл бұрын
I distinctly remember him saying "Get a haircut, hippie!" quite a while ago.
@FriendlyKat
10 жыл бұрын
"Get down! He's got a book! He's going to read!"
@michealman08
12 жыл бұрын
I just love soldier's lines.
@male0449
6 жыл бұрын
"Am scared you,maggots"
@NDScalio
11 жыл бұрын
"Wizard , You Shall Not Hide!" Well , is Soldier making Lord of Rings references?
@larllarfleton
12 жыл бұрын
soldier takes heavies place as the funniest class because of this
@OcultoyParanormal
11 жыл бұрын
What's that, Houdini? You're looking for a new best friend? Too bad there are no wizards around- Get out here, Merasmus!
@Akio_kiui
12 жыл бұрын
Soldier is my favourite class since 2007 and will always be!
@marieplushiewithaknife407
3 жыл бұрын
He is my favorite class too
@ChaosMarioBros1
11 жыл бұрын
0:14 | You've said it, General Pepper...
@ninjahmos3162
9 жыл бұрын
0:10 NOOOOOOOO.........
@mario3585thesecond
12 жыл бұрын
I think the team had fun this year...
@mrpwnage52
11 жыл бұрын
HE'S GOING TO READ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
@joseaca
12 жыл бұрын
i remember i got hit by one of merasmus fire spells once and the knockback threw me into that big hole on the map, on the way down my soldier screamed "DAAAMMNN YOU MERASMUS YOU ARE THE WORST ROOMMAAATTTEEE!!!!!!" it was awesome
@JaneDoeTheSoldier
11 жыл бұрын
FINALLY!!! I've been needing a new roommate!!!
@DmanX555
12 жыл бұрын
You cant hide from me Merasmus. You BETTER HIDE MERASMUS!
@superstarman9001
12 жыл бұрын
What's that, Merasmus's favorite actor, Burt Lanecaster? You think people who hide are cowards? Wise words, Burt Lanecaster. You've convinced all of us- DAMNIT, MERASMUS, GET OUT HERE!
@70sMexi
11 жыл бұрын
You can't hide from me forever, Merasmus! You better hide, Merasmus! ...wait what?
@boomboss5488
9 жыл бұрын
best line ever... 3:17
@CaityGurl55
12 жыл бұрын
I completely lost it at "He's going to read!"
@thegamerFOX45
Жыл бұрын
the sad story of gravity's death 0:15
@MarkerPliyah
3 жыл бұрын
MUST. THINK. ABOUT. SENSIBLE. HAIRCUTS!
@moviemaker1986
12 жыл бұрын
You know it's on until this Friday, probably evening.
@GeneralHeavy
10 жыл бұрын
0:40 It's a book, He's going to read LOL
@Asffg123
12 жыл бұрын
YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME MERASMUS! YOU BETTER HIDE MERASMUS!
@halfastudio
4 жыл бұрын
Sigh... Such amazing talent...
@LongFlannel
12 жыл бұрын
Him trying to find Merasmus is the BEST THING
@nitro836
11 жыл бұрын
This reminds me to read Lord of the Points. Gundorf is my favorite character.
@King_Cyn
12 жыл бұрын
"It's a book! He's gonna read!" God, Soldier lines and his voice actor are the best. Most consistent of the actors. Right up there with Gary Schwartz.
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