I heard his wife bf just bought a pontoon. That thing aint gonna pay itself
@gaiusadonusmaximusxiv9629
Жыл бұрын
@@winkiiiiegood one lol
@hayespipes
Жыл бұрын
Sam made fun of people who comment this joke.
@BTDUBS123
Жыл бұрын
Kids just passed their first spelling test their going to college for sure he needs to rack up some money now
@pixelatedpyrotechnic
Жыл бұрын
He’s late on the other channels like die of laughter and the main one so he’s compensating
@MrPoopenFarten
Жыл бұрын
Sam treated that pig carcass with the same love and care as he does for his kids.
@linamiller4208
Жыл бұрын
truly a family man
@regyr081
Жыл бұрын
Some might say he's a family guy
@MrShotgunJake
Жыл бұрын
@@regyr081 hey Abbey, remember that one time we got a dead pig in the mail? That was fricken sweet
@rannnoch
Жыл бұрын
@@MrShotgunJake HOLY FREAKIN CRAP LOUIS ITS QUEEK HEADTAKA
@AR4PPA
Жыл бұрын
True Florida man!
@ACuteKitty101
Жыл бұрын
You could see the fear cut through Sam's façade of sociopathic contempt when he laid eyes upon that uranium ore. At last, something that he couldn't lie his way out of would finally get him.
@neonlovegalaxy
Жыл бұрын
A real Patrick Bateman moment.
@arcbash
Жыл бұрын
😂
@daytonsaragosa6790
Жыл бұрын
maybe he shouldnt of thrown uhh... uranium ore
@James-9999
Жыл бұрын
At least he already had kids
@DaSourOrange
Жыл бұрын
And he proceeds to chuck it into the woods behind his house lol
@atsuchiya624
Жыл бұрын
For someone who's "not an embalmed pig kinda guy" he sure seemed to have fun with it.
@owenwhite366
Жыл бұрын
Maybe we have different ideas of fun with corpses 😈
@root_test9493
Жыл бұрын
Petition to feed the pig to Zach
@allthenamesiwantedweretaken
Жыл бұрын
That would be like watching The Deep eat Timothy, dude.
@amnesicturtles4145
Жыл бұрын
Make him recreate the painting Saturn eating his son by Goya with the pig
@Alx56
Жыл бұрын
That would be an amazing vid but that probably aint edible anymore
@SimpHarderPlz
Жыл бұрын
You won't do it...
@AC_Apollo
Жыл бұрын
petition to feed the uranium ore to abbey
@0equals1ao
Жыл бұрын
Damn, it took so long for Sam to open his mail that that live baby pig he sent himself asphyxiated itself from being unloved and mummified because it cried itself dry before it died.
@arbiter-
Жыл бұрын
that pig spent 6 weeks baking in Abby's Prius
@midknight9327
Жыл бұрын
Rofl😂
@cigsindoors2443
Жыл бұрын
there were ppl on twitter thinking sam faked this and sent himself this lol. they do not know sams fans
@UnfitToLive
Жыл бұрын
He barely even made a big deal out of it being there. It's also not the first time a pig carcass has been sent to a youtubers mail, I believe.
@Greglmaoxdddd
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, like the guy with the gas mask, that is 100% graphic war footage of some war crime that took place in Ukraine
@yourguysheppy
Жыл бұрын
People who use twitter don't have brain cells, are you surprised?
@ricochetgaming7858
Жыл бұрын
@@UnfitToLive yeah and to be fair sending grade a uranium ore is exactly like his fans
@Dingusdongus257
Жыл бұрын
Abby doesn't get concerned if she finds womens panties in Sam's laundry because she knows he can't do better than her.
@prashantteelucksingh2964
Жыл бұрын
Are we sure about that
@heavenlywithhishands
Жыл бұрын
@@prashantteelucksingh2964 positive
@theannouncer5538
11 ай бұрын
She is pretty hot
@fujtkrisztian
9 ай бұрын
@@prashantteelucksingh2964yes
@joedatius
8 ай бұрын
thats true love
@AuthorNathanJohnson
Жыл бұрын
Genuinely understandable quiet panic upon the receipt of radioactive material
@gclynam_ch
Жыл бұрын
Not really as long as you dont eat it its fine and as a owner of a 60,000cpm source it isnt that dangerous with proper handling
@Assassinsam353
Жыл бұрын
@@gclynam_ch2000cpm is dangerous
@gclynam_ch
Жыл бұрын
The radiation is bot dangerous whatsoever unless you plan on eating it he can keep it on a high shelf in a sealed box
@AuthorNathanJohnson
Жыл бұрын
@@gclynam_ch I think it's the initial shock of receiving something they put in nuclear weapons
@gclynam_ch
Жыл бұрын
They also put water in nuclear weapons
@JackalArtsmith
Жыл бұрын
"Believe it or not I don't want a fucking embalmed pig, I know I see like an embalmed pig kind of guy, this ain't me dude" *Immediately starts playing with the embalmed pig, making pig noises, and insulting it*
@joshjackson8167
Жыл бұрын
Sam is brave for showing the trees outside his place. The reddit detectives are ganna figure out where u live
@Dingusdongus257
Жыл бұрын
Reddit doesn't do shit, you're mistaken with 4chan
@Dang3rMouSe
Жыл бұрын
And dear God don't let 4chan find out. Those autistic savants have the capacity to go full rainman & Sam will be receiving FedEx packages tomorrow morning at his home address filled with of jars of nut butter & pubes lol It wouldn't be the 1st time... 🤡
@GoldenCrusader-ji5oq
Жыл бұрын
Bro legit fucking has had uranium in is house. His poor kids
@unoriginalperson72
Жыл бұрын
they can find you if you showed a small image of the corner of your room
@taxfrauddaily4238
Жыл бұрын
thee only thing redditors know how to detect is a new shipment of funko pops at their local target
@ckuhns2004
Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the on-stream trials and subsequent public executions that will be held with judge Sam sporting the wig and gavel next time tarkov has drops
@BTDUBS123
Жыл бұрын
"You are sentenced to holding the uranium rock for 20 days"
@Baken-Beans-420PCGaming-fv8ew
Жыл бұрын
He probably already has a guillotine coming in the mail. I imagine he will dedicate one of his kids bedrooms for the occasion. Such a sick bastard. Someone should really Nuremburg trial his ass, cause his existence is a crime against humanity; plain and simple. Homegrown terrorist, through and through. Poor Abby and the kids. Having to deal with the likes of Hitler on a daily basis. Must be tough, but I guess someone's gotta do it, ayyy? If it weren't for her and the kids, he'd have already shot up a mall, or sent anthrax to a politician via the mail. The man is goddamned terrorist. Abby and the kids, we thank you for your service and sacrifice, living with Sam must be like living with the Devil. Your bravery and dedication to national security knows no bounds.
@yourguysheppy
Жыл бұрын
He thinks there's gonna be more Tarkov drop videos lmao
@cronotriggered4314
Жыл бұрын
I actually had that toy bird when I was a kid, I just remember it breaking almost immediately. I think throughout my childhood I owned at least three, and none of them lasted more than 2-3 flights. Never did it occur to me to stomp on the bird to break it faster. Sam is truly one of the greatest minds of our generation.
@beeboop5158
Жыл бұрын
Pretty cool to think when Sam's kids are grown they'll be able to look back at these videos and learn so much about a younger Sam, same with the future generations
@gruenenator
Жыл бұрын
This man's face when he opens the package and sees an honest to god radiation warning on the package. You can see the genuine fear in his soul.
@paulcreel6716
Жыл бұрын
Whoever called out his walk, thank you kind sir. I laughed so damn hard
@moochington
Жыл бұрын
That embalmed pig is typically sold for class dissections, I dissected one in high school and the smell of formaldehyde and preservatives is still burned into my mind
@GrandfatherGalactic
Жыл бұрын
We dissected a baby shark in a room with no ac, ventilation, or windows in the middle of the school and were forced to keep the door shut because the smell permeated the entire school front to back. I can almost still taste the smell on hot days sometimes
@sarahmellinger3335
Жыл бұрын
@@GrandfatherGalactic I got it lucky with fresh squid even wrote my name with it's spine.
@shadowyyCFH
Жыл бұрын
@@sarahmellinger3335 we did the most basic shit we just dissected a frog and that was abt it.
@Bones09990
10 ай бұрын
We did a cat and we had it stored in a wooden cabinet while we worked on it for an entire semester. (15 weeks)
@gehassig2583
Жыл бұрын
The perfect way to start a morning seeing "some dude mailed me a dead baby pig" on my phone
@The_Panda62
Жыл бұрын
i know one is safe, but could we theoretically give sam radiation poisoning if we all sent him small amounts of uranium in the mail and he stacked it all together on his table
@Eddisdedd
10 ай бұрын
Diabolical
@GaMeRfReAkLIVE
10 ай бұрын
Wayyy ahead of you. Ive sent 10
@dragonmanser7272
Жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen a man walk that hard before, it…. Changed me.
@Tuko11
Жыл бұрын
these videos are like a goddamn fever dream
@leethax100
Жыл бұрын
Idk if mandella the African time warlock is messing with me again, but I swear Sam said something specifically like "dont mail me a dead pig" or "ill keep doing this till someone sends me a dead pig"
@Mastashakenbake
Жыл бұрын
Uh oh. I can remember it too. Me must investigate.
@allthenamesiwantedweretaken
Жыл бұрын
That does indeed ring a bell, honestly. But, Mandela is a cruel bastard with his time voodoo.
@AUniqueHandleName444
Жыл бұрын
Knowing Sam's fans, that would explain why he received it.
@bringitdawg5082
Жыл бұрын
"believe it or not, i don't want an embalmed pig" felt
@LexusBot
Жыл бұрын
If scabby ever found underwear from one of sams mistresses, he could literally just say “Someone sent that to me for mail time” and it would be 100% believable due to people always sending him the most random shit. He could have a whole other family with 4 kids and she would never know.
@lilboiUK
Жыл бұрын
Abbey: "Hey sam where did these kids come from?!" Gam: "Oh babe no i got that shit in the mail! Can you believe it right, people be wilin out here rofl"
@LexusBot
Жыл бұрын
@@lilboiUK @@lilboiUK
@monkeyeattail
Жыл бұрын
I like that Mail time used to be much raunchier, but as Sam has grown as both a person and a father, he starts to drift farther and farther from his old self, but then gets mail like he's still the old Sam. LOL All jokes aside, proud of you for the personal growth Sam!
@MrBig913
Жыл бұрын
Sam's unboxing videos goes to show you can be autistic and still have a family, there's hope bros
@Notpoop906
Жыл бұрын
he's like a big kid lol. tying the bird to the ceiling fan and then making a ninja outfit out of the womens clothes
@rjanyday5668
Жыл бұрын
0:21 Notice, the flinch there, as same Sam's gamer senses are coming back to him. His reflexes are now potent, as the senile decadence of an old antelope. He's finally back to his former glory.
@janefkrbtt
Жыл бұрын
8:00 as a butcher i wear those exact gloves under a pair of chainmails. Yours are good for stopping slices, but they offer zero protection from stabs. the chainmails stop stabs from going too deep. You still bleed but its never serious. I dont slice myself if im wearing gloves. But even with them i get lil stabs all the time.
@llab3903
10 ай бұрын
As a chef you really need to work on your knife skills
@janefkrbtt
10 ай бұрын
@@llab3903 no
@hellfiresiayan
Жыл бұрын
My only gripe with Sam's content is that there is not enough of it.
@AverageBrethren
Жыл бұрын
Grr.
@ParagonChumba
Жыл бұрын
3:55 he passed out He's going like 70 g's and bird physics.
@LemonWalrus546
Жыл бұрын
Only Sam would get Uranium Ore in the mail and ot NOT be the weirdest thing he got...
@bishop6402
Жыл бұрын
honestly my favorite mail opening video so far. love the stories in between packages.
@bishop6402
Жыл бұрын
i do NOT like the dead pig though.
@nuttyrick1683
10 ай бұрын
I like how when he walks towards you, the combat music is playing implying you are in imminent danger.
@aldotrioksidi
Жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly, uranium ore's radiation is alpha radiation and it can't pierce skin, so it's only dangerous only when ingested or gotten inside body otherwise
@MisanthropicMalice666
11 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: The Former Vocalist of the Norwegian band Mayhem mailed a dead crucified rat to the band for an audition
@StepPappyK
Жыл бұрын
Are we just skipping over the uranium bit? That shit was hilarious- and it didn’t even make a (parentheses) portion of the video title.
@fisheggs6755
Жыл бұрын
Thanks BB for keeping us fed 😔🤞
@YaBoyBB_
Жыл бұрын
My pleasure 😘
@chompuchompu
Жыл бұрын
the headset somehow makes his forehead look more gigantic, i love it
@xtr0city
Жыл бұрын
Sam might be the last person on the planet to own a live strong bracelet
@internetuser3578
Жыл бұрын
Sam is an outdoor cat who's favorite activity is scratching at trees. 🐈
@FlameReaper
Жыл бұрын
I love the little oink Sam did for the pig
@huahuahua9720
Жыл бұрын
man knows how to hold a hog
@guslook3184
Жыл бұрын
Right on Sam. Love the dad story. You are a good one. 🙏✌️
@LeGiitlegion47
Жыл бұрын
I was waiting for that parrot to slam into the TV
@ryanniemczyk6907
9 ай бұрын
"It's a piece of the Elephant's Foot" Goddamnit i lost it
@limabean1202
Жыл бұрын
2:18 how Aquafps reacts to meeting minorities on the streets
@Truffle_Pup
11 ай бұрын
Sam - "I know I seem like an embalmed pig kinda guy... This ain't me dude" Narrator - *_"He was, in fact, an embalmed pig kinda guy"_*
@The_Firebrand95
Жыл бұрын
I’m glad that Sam within the first minute of the video realized he needed to touch some grass. So proud of you Sam.
@waldorfthepig1431
8 ай бұрын
I like how he was more concerned about the tiny chunk of uranium than the pig carcass
@agogeexile7496
Жыл бұрын
Just spraying that bottle like there could be no way it could kill you. Respect.
@BushyKal
Жыл бұрын
someone could mail a knife that was part of a murder and Sam would have his prints all over it. With his luck I could see that being a possibility
@jeffblahblah9699
Жыл бұрын
I said to myself "If he doesn't cut to air humping that piglet at the end I'm unsubbing" glad I get to stay onboard
@lemonjuice8826
Жыл бұрын
I am glad sam grabbed the ore preventing the possibility where one of his kids put it in their mouth. Even as an adult I still put stuff in my mouth that shouldn't be in there.
@CoDFreaken
Жыл бұрын
fucking hell when I saw Sam use the "food safe silver paint" all i could think of was anthrax in an aerosol spray, hope you stay healthy big man
@ulmxn
Жыл бұрын
Honestly Sam stabbing at the screen brought up my trauma of my cousin chasing me with a knife and poking it through the door to scare me as a kid. Good times.
@D_Sinks
Жыл бұрын
Custom made Sam's choice VHS box cover? You know how much that's worth?
@MuFu23
Жыл бұрын
Sam honoring his ancestral legacy by killing things in a river is amusing to me
@oudonbail
Жыл бұрын
did you check inside all of the items for hidden airtags or trackers before you brought items home?
@GaMeRfReAkLIVE
10 ай бұрын
I do the same at grocery stores. They like to hide trackers in velveeta and cheddar
@XUM4N
Жыл бұрын
Of course something literally revolving around Sam, would be his favorite gift. Edit: Never thought I’d see you with paint huffer face.
@Jameloaf
Жыл бұрын
They should have sent the pig in a jar floating in formaldehyde and green dye. That would make a sick Halloween decoration
@RiFLEisFortuna
Жыл бұрын
0:50 holy shit you wouldn't survive 5 minutes in a forest where there's a racoon taking a nap
@AbusiveCactus
Жыл бұрын
8:08 wore that kind of gloves while working in a meat packing plant. They work okay, usually wear 2 layers of them as well as a chainmail gauntlet.
@Stealth86651
Жыл бұрын
The ninja claws are great for scratching your scrote when you still want to get a few fingers to itch the hole behind it.
@noidea1818
Жыл бұрын
seeing sam throwing it back confirms my suspicion that he has lost it.
@DivineLight661
Жыл бұрын
Cant wait for someone to mail in man on man love making vids and fun time toys
@OfficiallyMaidenless
Жыл бұрын
Ironically, throwing the ore probably made it rattle around and become more dangerous lmfao
@jeremiahwright4450
Жыл бұрын
Sam, you did not just throw radioactive material, into the wilderness, with living things... I can *FEEL* my hazmat certification stabbing me in my sides right now
@Bluehawk2008
Жыл бұрын
Raw uranium isn't nearly as dangerous as the lead bars I've been tossing in the creek.
@gilly6925
Жыл бұрын
I just fell asleep watching all the other mail vids and now you drop another one today is gonna be a hell of a day
@coleluterek9507
Жыл бұрын
😂 Sam does a whole segment to prove he doesn't walk like an NPC and does nothing but prove he walks like an NPC
@paintswithlead7517
Жыл бұрын
got to mention that the claws are made to hurt people not to climb, I think it called Bagh nakh, it's an India weapon used as an offhand. Mostly use it to claw face or wrists.
@benmcdonald5495
10 ай бұрын
“This is a piece of the elephants foot” -actual uranium😂😂
@internetuser3578
Жыл бұрын
Fuck, I was brushing my teeth and spat the mouthwash everywhere when he opened the Uranium ore. 😭🤣
@josh_kibishima
Жыл бұрын
sam is gonna be walking around the house singing to the tune of (staying alive by the bee gees) "well you can tell by the way i use my walk im an npc, got time to talk" with his npc walking ass LOL
@Deerwiener
Жыл бұрын
Please don’t throw nuclear material outside. Or a NPC will have a quest for you to retrieve it, on the other hand don’t send nuclear material to NPCs just to further stop the quest giving
@jacktringoli3299
10 ай бұрын
I'm gonna mail an amazing scented candle that smells amazing for about an hour until it hits the second layer and starts smelling like rancid diarrea
@Fearghas999
Жыл бұрын
I climb powerlines for a living and had the same thought when I saw the angle
@jamescollins224
Жыл бұрын
Sam has decent taste when it comes to knives
@lilorre15
Жыл бұрын
Morakniv is based
@jamescollins224
Жыл бұрын
@@lilorre15 garburg ftw but thats just the begining of my addiction
@Paul-lp5pu
Жыл бұрын
We actually use that exact cut glove at the aquarium where I work when chopping seafood, so I can confirm it does work wonders.
@megu2328
Жыл бұрын
This video made my cat go ballistic.
@jackmeyers7805
8 ай бұрын
11:30 Sam doesn't have an NPC walk, he has the shamble of either a man whose spine has three years left or a chimp that just figured out how to walk without his knuckles.
@DrummahMike
Жыл бұрын
That thing that giant moving blanket is blocking is called the sun.
@MrHouse-fo1od
Жыл бұрын
"I'm not an embalmed pig guy." Proceeds to play with the embalmed piglet
@sparklthecat
Жыл бұрын
I got to dissect a couple of those and the smell is horrendous, but they are super fun to poke around. maybe a little science project for sam and his family?
@chadrat5129
Жыл бұрын
the fact he got sent uranium is just pure comedy
@Shadowwalker1717
Жыл бұрын
He was really scared of the Uranium that is for sure.
@deliriousghillie4267
Жыл бұрын
Throw around the old pig skin got me good.
@b.d4710
Жыл бұрын
That chainmail glove is good for shucking oysters
@auxxillary
Жыл бұрын
the way with the red dress he thought it was for his kids and then pulls out the underwear lmaooo
@MrConceito
Жыл бұрын
That classic NPC 180 was not doing him any favors
@adamm2091
Жыл бұрын
Sam: "This aint me dude" Also Sam: "Ohhh his got his little tongue out, muhmhumhum"
@michaelschulz2857
Жыл бұрын
i made the ''NPC walk'' comment on your twitch your reaction had me laughing out loud. Seeing it here again made my day
@luna2.026
Жыл бұрын
General Ham Sandwich has done it again
@NINABONEnohuman
Жыл бұрын
Hey Sam, would you want an ivory statue of two screaming African faces? My ex got it from Italy in like 2016 and I think it goes with your colonial vibe. its only a little cursed
@crimsonfist1408
Жыл бұрын
I appreciate the uploads. Will have to send something. Not something fucked up, but practical
@cclarkhandle
10 ай бұрын
Can't be both?
@equinosdamaconha2278
Жыл бұрын
The dead piglet genuinely made me sad
@skibur848
Жыл бұрын
You KNOW its a good episode when the uranium ore isnt the highlight
@petersparker1278
Жыл бұрын
I love that the video is titled about dead pigs, and out of context at 3:42 it looks like you are hanging birds by your ceiling fan. Quality shit, long time subscriber, keep it up
@DeadSpacedOut
Жыл бұрын
POV: You died to the weakest enemy in the game and lost all your souls 8:32
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