As a fan of quippy malapropisms I have to give this montage standing ovulations
@trevorjameson3213
3 жыл бұрын
Ovulations HAHAHA
@chardbeauregarde
3 жыл бұрын
That you Little Carmine?
@joelspringman7748
3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean "oblations".
@alundavies8402
3 жыл бұрын
Ha ha
@Tony.Technics.1200s
3 жыл бұрын
lol!!!!
@theBCEproductions
3 жыл бұрын
"if your enemy is of caloric temperament, spread dysentery among his ranks." - sun tazoo
@tommyz9910
3 жыл бұрын
FUUUUCCCCKKK!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
@jengleheimerschmitt7941
2 жыл бұрын
prostate with grief
@joelspringman7748
2 жыл бұрын
Your mutterance was disproportionate. You gotta offer the offender convolutions for your gallic obtuberance. Prefer your hand in friendship an forgetaboutit! I clap my hands of it.
@joelspringman7748
2 жыл бұрын
Condiments on your commiseration!
@visionist7
2 жыл бұрын
Captain Teeb's Trump de la oil at ver sales
@bennieboi7114
2 жыл бұрын
“Penisary contact with her Volvo” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that is 100% the best line in the Sopranos
@ronoccc
Жыл бұрын
haha was looking for this comment
@bryanpinto4051
Жыл бұрын
some of them slip by me, being a Philadelphia native you are used to hearing stupid shit all the time
@vaahtobileet
10 ай бұрын
That just makes Tony sound absolutely retarded. As if he would actually think it's "volvo".
@BrianMusic12
6 ай бұрын
Kevin finnerty was a master philosopher
@dparis2172
5 ай бұрын
Was she Swedish?
@captainweekend5276
3 жыл бұрын
The reason Little Carmine survived so long was because nobody could tell what the hell he was saying half the time.
@joshn938
3 жыл бұрын
There's no stigmata these days against that.
@hanklesacks
3 жыл бұрын
Be a better friend to yourself
@mrs.dinahsaur7195
3 жыл бұрын
Im no English major but i always was whaaat did he just say
@upland77
3 жыл бұрын
He didn't say nothing
@bkknoodles68
3 жыл бұрын
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
@theglove602
4 жыл бұрын
"Revenge is better served by cold cuts" - Quasimodo
@waynepetralia8105
4 жыл бұрын
Washed down by a Miller Genius, of course.
@theglove602
4 жыл бұрын
Ah shit 😆🤣
@joerivandeweyer3056
4 жыл бұрын
The hunchback of Nostradamus
@Soil_Bound
4 жыл бұрын
It’s “Revenge is like serving cold cuts”
@GimpEMCo-1
4 жыл бұрын
Quasimodo predicted all of this....
@pikkon899
Жыл бұрын
"Much like a child, a film has many parents" How did he deliver his lines with a straight face? 🤣
@pred8r273
7 ай бұрын
Much like a child it wasn't easy to deliver. Especially with 2 pierced uterus
@-0rbital-
7 ай бұрын
It takes a village to have a child.
@Whiteboykun
6 ай бұрын
Cleaver has many parents. All of them male.
@HandsomeBastard
3 ай бұрын
He said MUCH like a child, not exactly like one.
@Thomas.Bolleiro
3 ай бұрын
He meant the transgender family, which is very popular in liberal states.
@-0rbital-
2 жыл бұрын
“You’re at the precipice of an enormous crossroads,” is my favorite. No one could spout mixed metaphors better than little Carmine. 😄
@kevincarter2020
Жыл бұрын
Maybe that's the sticking post
@fhaddad3
Жыл бұрын
@@kevincarter2020 your comment will cause an alteration between us and this will make me prostate with grief
@flochforster22
Жыл бұрын
@@fhaddad3very observant. The sacred and the propane.
@SnapsZGaming
11 ай бұрын
@@flochforster22 very allegorical
@bobbyfischerman4811
10 ай бұрын
He lambs chop it like nobody else.
@oswaldomayberry9260
3 жыл бұрын
The best one has to be Chrissie’s “create a little dysentery among the ranks”
@doublea6586
3 жыл бұрын
Leave him alone, he was totally ostrified.
@doomsncrew
3 жыл бұрын
Dysentery among the ranks could have an adverse impact on their respective bottom lines.
@doublea6586
3 жыл бұрын
@@doomsncrew that's it. I'm out of here like a bat on a hill.
@joeycrack3861
3 жыл бұрын
@@doomsncrew i know vitos bottom line was impacted if thats what youre referring to
@jamesteegardner2273
3 жыл бұрын
@@doomsncrew It's water over the dam.
@LjubicaServaas
11 ай бұрын
That Lil Carmine monologue about "Louis the whatever" is one of the funniest moments of the show ever
@Baseballnfj
10 ай бұрын
Oh it's so fucking funny...
@klompsauce
10 ай бұрын
And in the end, Louis clapped him in irons
@LjubicaServaas
10 ай бұрын
@@klompsauce "..............."
@Baseballnfj
10 ай бұрын
@@klompsauce I'm reminded of one of Louis's ministers.... De.... something.
@DennisBTV
9 ай бұрын
The something.. and rambles on to Tony to make a point or metaphor. And then a confused Tony looks like he was confused and lifts his arm up in a matter of a way to seem like he was impressed or that he learned something. Right after that Lil Carmine lights up a cigar and makes a mannerism like he’s the shit down in Florida which caught Tony’s eye.
@Barfbagdontsag
3 жыл бұрын
I love saying “I was prostate with grief” whenever I can fit it in.
@chdanish6568
6 ай бұрын
How does it work? Like resisting prostate with grief
@punemax
6 ай бұрын
I hope you’ll get to the finger of it.
@uglybetty8747
4 ай бұрын
Sounds tight
@markschisler7874
3 жыл бұрын
Little Carmine was THE funniest of all the characters. His self imposed genius showed no bounds and he constantly impressed himself with his uneducated wisdom..
@joelspringman7748
3 жыл бұрын
Unintelligent people are often like that.
@joelspringman7748
2 жыл бұрын
You could make that conjugation.
@Joelthek
Жыл бұрын
irregardless of that though, he is tangentitile.
@casanova1613
Жыл бұрын
He’s prob more intelligent then u that’s for sure
@conephompany
Жыл бұрын
@@casanova1613 who hurt you
@lievenyperman9363
Жыл бұрын
As a huge Soprano fan and not a native English speaker, I've used some of these in real life without knowing they were wrong. When I realized it I also realized this show was even better than I thought.
@bryanpinto4051
Жыл бұрын
lol. sweet
@alainportant6412
Жыл бұрын
same thing happened to me in english class, I cursed a lot and adopted a new jersey accent and often had poor grammar because of the show
@lievenyperman9363
Жыл бұрын
@@alainportant6412 I've heard a lot of Europeans have New York accents when speaking English due to the popularity of New York actorss and movies set in New York.
@crabwilde
Жыл бұрын
great comment
@mandu6665
Жыл бұрын
Friend, I'm a native English speaker. I watched this show when I was younger and a lot of how sharp the writing is flew completely over my head. It's superbly crafted and so subtle that it demands attention. The actors sell the lines so well, too.
@roadweary5252
4 жыл бұрын
“Law and Order - the SUV” 😂😂😂
@RatchetandSly
3 жыл бұрын
"In the criminal justice system, vehicular manslaughter is considered especially heinous. In New York City, hit and runs are most commonly perpetrated by drivers using Sport Utility Vehicles. These are their stories."
@ConstantChinner
3 жыл бұрын
@@RatchetandSly LOL. WELL done
@fernandoaispuro1819
3 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite malapropism from the whole series. Well that and the one where Paulie says all Dinosaurs are Meat Eaters instead of Meteor and the one where Sil says ZU! zu! You phuckin idiot lol 😂
@galleryofrogues
3 жыл бұрын
@@RatchetandSly this deserves so many more likes.
@RatchetandSly
3 жыл бұрын
@@galleryofrogues Ha, thank you
@richharris100
4 жыл бұрын
Little Carmine never had the makings of a Varsity linguist.
@ryann8680
4 жыл бұрын
the south beach strumpet series was varsity level porn
@unidentifiable1875
4 жыл бұрын
Well done!
@ryann8680
4 жыл бұрын
@Cody Levinson pass me the red peppers
@Micolashcage1
3 жыл бұрын
Total Debicle
@l.a.richsama1243
3 жыл бұрын
Hey he's the hair apparent
@cougarstable73
Жыл бұрын
"Prostate with grief" always gets me lmao
@msan3965
4 жыл бұрын
I love the confused looks on everybody's faces everytime Carmine Jr says something
@nopejones9542
3 жыл бұрын
5:04 is my fav
@MobHeataEnt
3 жыл бұрын
@@nopejones9542 How is that hard to understand, he’s speaking of loyalty.
@JimmyTurner
3 жыл бұрын
@@MobHeataEnt how hard is it for you to understand their looks of confusion?
@MikeNaples
3 жыл бұрын
David Chase had to have based the character (Little Carmine) after the late comedian Norm Crosby. They both look alike and and have similar accents. Norm's whole schtick was the appearance of sophistication wrapped in malapropisms.
@luvmenow33
3 жыл бұрын
I like the Louie the something speech. He advised. Tha something
@fortylove68
4 жыл бұрын
Carmine was simply perfectly executed by that actor.
@moemanncann895
4 жыл бұрын
Ray Abruzzo👍
@husaammaawia3057
4 жыл бұрын
Every character was perfectly executed by their actor in that show. Amazing
@petew.7870
4 жыл бұрын
#EDIEFALCO.
@waynepetralia8105
4 жыл бұрын
He would have made a great rival boss to "fat tony" on the Simpsons.
@dominickjustave3558
4 жыл бұрын
The actor was a tough guy in real life
@seanmccafferty2296
10 ай бұрын
Always love the confidence little Carmine when he says "the something" as if that's enough to know what he's talking about
@joel_przthrilla
9 ай бұрын
Everybody knows Lewis the Whatever's finance minister
@loganraygaffney
3 жыл бұрын
"Law and Order: The SUV" gets me every time 😂😂
@ILOVEGOOOOOOLD
Жыл бұрын
that and Alteration killed me
@b.f.skinner4383
3 жыл бұрын
Watching this I feel like I’m getting dumber by the monument
@michaellorusso4912
3 жыл бұрын
B.F. Skinner: You were there, it’s a joke..
@lorihanlon5389
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂 Good One!
@missbhavin4philly
3 жыл бұрын
Dumber by the minutia
@JudgeDredd_
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@doublea6586
2 жыл бұрын
Same. Frankly I'm a little miffled by some of the quotes.
@bobbywhite1645
2 жыл бұрын
I love how when Tony tells Bobby "Nostradamus, and Notre Dame, is two different things completely" Bobby kinda shrugs like he doesn't really believe him...😆
@malalford
8 ай бұрын
Yeah, but it's funny how they kinda sound the same, don'tcha think? I wonder why that is?
@rmac2592
2 ай бұрын
Shrugs and cuts off 5 oz of steak and eats it
@ev6558
2 ай бұрын
I love how Tony is always correcting or giving glances to other people when someone says something dumb but half of these are his lol.
@mattjindrak
4 жыл бұрын
"Hyperbolic chamber". Tony must have been in the room while AJ was watching DBZ
@tmcdowell7977
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao goku would be proud
@logancampos2436
4 жыл бұрын
@@tmcdowell7977 🤣😂
@iletaMarchita
4 жыл бұрын
when does he say that?
@willneverreadreplies
4 жыл бұрын
@@iletaMarchita 4:08
@abdallahsmith1985
4 жыл бұрын
the sopranos just went up another notch with this DBZ ref
@hugoleesong
3 жыл бұрын
"There's no stigmata these days" absolutely killed me loooool. The straight face Carmine had when he said it too.
@michellec6119
3 жыл бұрын
The confidence is part of what makes it funny
@davidmoosmann5347
2 жыл бұрын
Like father, like son
@joelspringman523
2 жыл бұрын
I think he meant to say, "astigmatism". 🤔
@aninen46862
2 жыл бұрын
It's not all that wrong. Assuming he meant to say 'stigma', 'stigmata' would be the plural of the word in Latin
@kaj7135
2 жыл бұрын
It’s a real word, though. Carmine Sr. was one of the smartest guys in the whole show tbh.
@Rathbone_fan_account
2 жыл бұрын
"You know, Quasimodo predicted all this" Probably the funniest bit here.
@spinnact
Жыл бұрын
The writer must have fucking pissed themselves when they came up with that
@rebboy17
Жыл бұрын
Noter damn!
@bobbyfischerman4811
Жыл бұрын
@@spinnact he used to play football for Notre Dame, as a hunchback
@stephengarces847
Жыл бұрын
Na he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
@LaughingStud
Жыл бұрын
There's no stigmata these days...
@Balefactor
4 жыл бұрын
I never caught those times Tony was exposed to a new term and tried to use it later. Those are some really nice details.
@TupDigital
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely- and very true to life, as people tend to do
@isaacster5027
2 жыл бұрын
Captain Tebes 😭
@littlekingtrashmouth9219
2 жыл бұрын
Kind of like Tim Taylor in Home Improvement always messing up what Wilson said
@vladdracul5806
2 жыл бұрын
"Mo fo" 😄😫
@dafreedomfita
2 жыл бұрын
@@isaacster5027 who is he?
@bassmaster867
4 жыл бұрын
The Sopranos will go down as one of the great comedies.
@karanveer3236
4 жыл бұрын
Not a comedy, just a funny drama ahaha
@adamhonestyanddecency5054
4 жыл бұрын
Probably not, but it should.
@vka337
4 жыл бұрын
Without a doubt.
@bloodybones63
4 жыл бұрын
Whatta ya gonna do..
@ericwsmith7722
4 жыл бұрын
Tony,s funny how ?....like he,s a clown to fucking amuse you ??
@lee58901
3 жыл бұрын
Despite relatively short airtime, Little Carmine wins this competition handily.
@joelspringman7748
2 жыл бұрын
That's a very perfunctory observation, there.
@ericspero996
2 жыл бұрын
Your observatory skills are spot on Lee, very allegorical
@faisalkamal4319
2 жыл бұрын
Very allergorical
@joelspringman7748
2 жыл бұрын
@@faisalkamal4319 An unpeachable preposition.
@BRIANDER100
2 жыл бұрын
he does with his less than limited time on the show
@stproducciones9140
2 жыл бұрын
"It's better to talk and appear stupid than to remain silent and eliminate all doubt" -Prince Maggio Billy
@anthonyc1629
Жыл бұрын
"Takes one to know one." -"Swish." -Homer Simpson
@chickenman7801
4 жыл бұрын
Little Carmine is wise AF but no one understands him. He's very allegorical.
@moemanncann895
4 жыл бұрын
Could any of us keep a straight face in a deep conversation with little Carmine? 🤣
@beardedwoodsman9294
4 жыл бұрын
A pint of blood is worth more than a gallon of gold
@vka337
4 жыл бұрын
People at the precipitous of enormous cross roads usually are.
@drunkdave5677
4 жыл бұрын
upon my recent binge of the series, I realized he is not dumb at all. He just talks dumb as fuck. Except for "whatever happened there...", that was dumb of him
@vka337
4 жыл бұрын
@@drunkdave5677 WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE....!!!??
@lighthouse44
4 жыл бұрын
Why am I not surprised that Little Carmine is in most of these.
@EndOfSmallSanctuary97
4 жыл бұрын
I hoped this entire video would be about Little Carmine
@1azathoth764
3 жыл бұрын
very allogorical
@Je_QzcY3mN0
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he's fucking dyslexic?
@doublea6586
3 жыл бұрын
@@Je_QzcY3mN0 maybe he's Hannibal Lecture who needs to keep his eye on the tiger while at Captain Teeb's?
@joelspringman7748
2 жыл бұрын
He's got that transcendental medication goin' for him...
@__seeker__
Жыл бұрын
Little Carmine’s verbal gaffes were some of the funniest. His vibe was simultaneously so sincere yet so incredibly dumb.
@MoskHotel
6 ай бұрын
I also like the few moments where the characters (Tony, Phil, Johnny) simply look at him whenever he botches an intellectual phrase and internally say "Can ya just speak plain English for once!"
@GabeClendenning
3 жыл бұрын
“Took off like a bat on a hill” lmao
@VarrialeAndrea
3 жыл бұрын
Man what's the proper metaphor Chris was trying go use?
@hankgonzalez6074
3 жыл бұрын
Took off like a bat outta hell.
@blackshirtsd9916
4 жыл бұрын
I love how they're SO confident in their use of words. No one bats an eye, and still understands what they're trying to say. 😆😅🤣
@doublea6586
3 жыл бұрын
These quotes are like an albacore around my neck.
@trevorjameson3213
3 жыл бұрын
That's because all of them are completely uneducated. Probably all high school drop outs. Good businessmen though. Lol
@matthewe293
3 жыл бұрын
It’s funny cause I’m looking for the misuse of words here but throughout the show you’d never catch it. No one really knows how these parables or old phrases go half the time anyway 😂
@franchisesapa7790
3 жыл бұрын
Context language
@SliversRebuilt
3 жыл бұрын
Later Wittgenstein gang rise up
@innertubez
Жыл бұрын
I still love the part with Paulie and the dinosaurs. Not only does he need to be corrected about the meteor, he then says “they’re all meat eaters” with a dismissive hand wave as if he’s right about that too. That gets me every time!
@BFD1989
10 ай бұрын
Take it easy..
@jimmyrocco52
3 жыл бұрын
"My cousin Tony, they shot his face off.. AND I WAS PROSTATE WITH GRIEF!!"
@christopher.saint.christopher
3 жыл бұрын
They shot his prostate off.
@ronandunphy7371
3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@doublea6586
3 жыл бұрын
FUCKIN' ALBACORE AROUND MY NECK!
@abbaspeeran7519
4 жыл бұрын
The compilation, it even outshone Versailles
@neilgerace355
4 жыл бұрын
Ver-sales
@jefffromjersey52
4 жыл бұрын
@@neilgerace355 points finger , " Where the King Lived"...
@franka1621
3 жыл бұрын
Duh something...
@busterbiloxi3833
3 жыл бұрын
"The king, he had a minister, DUH-something".
@dongately2817
3 жыл бұрын
Foo-something! It was actually Nicholas Fouqet - pronounced Foo-K - Finance minister for Louis IV - imprisoned for misappropriation of state funds Carmine Jr. must have seen The Man In The Iron Mask
@WCTJ
4 жыл бұрын
"Revenge is like serving cold cuts" still one of my favourite lines
@JPRamirez99
3 жыл бұрын
That’s just fowl
@ShaunKang69
2 жыл бұрын
There all just *meat eaters* anyway.
@yb000
2 жыл бұрын
À la Richie Aprile
@elsensei5400
2 жыл бұрын
Revenge is best served right out da fridge. No microphone needed.
@ba8898
4 жыл бұрын
The shrink: Un amour fou, as the French call it. Tony in the next scene: Look, it's over. We had our mo-fo or whatever.
@doublea6586
3 жыл бұрын
You're making a molehill out of this.
@kennybeans6115
3 жыл бұрын
Hey, you do, and you’ll clean it up.
@littlekingtrashmouth9219
2 жыл бұрын
This one is underrated
@dafreedomfita
2 жыл бұрын
That’s some crazy love for hatred right there. No doubt, all my allegories have an expiration date.
@tofutoph
2 жыл бұрын
This and “captain teebs” were hilarious
@mikegraham7204
3 жыл бұрын
Also in the “let the past be bygones” scene little carmine says “for whatever reason certain events have expired”
@chefboiardeeznutz9881
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that line is in this video
@dielaughing73
10 ай бұрын
Whatever happened there..
@joecorrero6763
Жыл бұрын
The look on every single face in the “not sit down” when Little Carmine said..”A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold.” Everyone was looking around like WTF?
@johnsmith1953x
9 ай бұрын
What was the original intended reference? "Blood is thicker than water" ??
@jefferycrouse4652
9 ай бұрын
But that one actually makes sense. A smattering of blood is more expensive than wealth because it always costs more than it's worth
@AwesomeReshiram
5 ай бұрын
blood is heavier than gold would be the correct way to put it but little carmine is special
@danlebofsky7908
3 жыл бұрын
"I am reminded of Louis the whatever's finance minister. Du something. He built this chateau. Nicole and I saw it when we went to Paris. It even outshone Versailles, where the king lived. In the end, Louis clapped him in irons" Lights cigar.
@joelspringman7748
2 жыл бұрын
The guy built them whaddayacallit, CHAPEAUS, all over the place.
@TheNclandbroker
2 жыл бұрын
"Vuh-sales",😂
@suad01
2 жыл бұрын
Quasimodo predict this
@shane_rm1025
2 жыл бұрын
I think he said clapped him in Lyon, which is supposed to be pronounced like Leon
@TheyAreHere2
2 жыл бұрын
Tony throwing his hand up waiting for an explanation just to get ignored makes that scene, like Carmine doesn't even know what he's saying.
@thesinaclwon
4 жыл бұрын
"Mass asstizized" 🤣 I still laugh my ass off to that nearly 15 years later.
@thesinaclwon
4 жыл бұрын
I watched every sopranos episode the night it came on. Never missed a episode the entire run. The "mass asstizized" moment I can still remember like it happened last night 🤣 me and my boys damned near pissed ourselves laughing. Paulie was always my favorite.
@joaoluca9141
3 жыл бұрын
What does it actually mean and what does he intended with that? Hahaha I'm from Brazil
@mechanoid2k
3 жыл бұрын
@@joaoluca9141 me·tas·ta·size /məˈtastəˌsīz/ verb MEDICINE past tense: metastasized; past participle: metastasized (of a cancer) spread to other sites in the body by metastasis. "cancers that metastasize to the brain"
@DrJ-hx7wv
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite one
@joecrockrell04
4 жыл бұрын
Hannibal Lecture 😂
@NicoBleackley
4 жыл бұрын
Gets me every damn time hahaha
@fionahiggins6682
4 жыл бұрын
The Sopranos keep me coming back ....dare I say ,that the comments er, likewise .....a malawotsit!
@JPRamirez99
3 жыл бұрын
I rolled
@drunkdave5677
3 жыл бұрын
I say that whenever that character comes up in conversation just to see if the other person notices or if I can get them to question that the character is actually named Hannibal Lecture.
@paulie2236
3 жыл бұрын
Louis Brazzi sleeps with the fishes
@lproof8472
4 жыл бұрын
The way JT looks at Little Carmine after he says “sub-species” lol
@hastur3201
4 жыл бұрын
What would be the correct word there?
@lproof8472
4 жыл бұрын
Сибас Лаврак Auspices.
@hastur3201
4 жыл бұрын
@@lproof8472 Thanks
@OscarMaris
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody ever says auspices in real life
@drunkdave5677
4 жыл бұрын
I said this at my film school and was immediatly embarressed when no one got the joke/reference
@kentuckyfriedchildren5385
4 жыл бұрын
"eyeball witness" this is just comedy without the laugh track.
@chibz92
3 жыл бұрын
What’s wrong with this one? And with the Carmine one about blood and gold?
@doublea6586
3 жыл бұрын
@@chibz92 it's "eyewitness". No one says "eyeball witness".
@Andre-by4su
3 жыл бұрын
@@doublea6586 the po-lice did use that term in the Wire
@MrMalicious5
3 жыл бұрын
@@chibz92 A gallon of gold? Think about that for a second.
@propositionjoe1515
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe you lamb chop it huh 🤣🤣🤣
@Vaderd2k926
3 жыл бұрын
“Psychiatry and cunnilingus have brought us to this!” My favorite line of the entire series.
@eileenmaher2101
2 жыл бұрын
One of mine as well. That and "How the Fu** Did you get fired from Blockbuster?"
@Vaderd2k926
2 жыл бұрын
@@eileenmaher2101 😂
@Inbraneinthememsane
Жыл бұрын
And „Remember when is the lowest kind of conversation“ - best non comical quote
@MacJaxonManOfAction
Жыл бұрын
Is that an Uncle June quote?
@Inbraneinthememsane
Жыл бұрын
@@MacJaxonManOfAction no idiot it was Tony’s
@citadelfilms7
4 жыл бұрын
You forgot two good ones: Tony: "The Reverend Rodney King Jr. said, why can't we all just get along" Christopher: "Isaac Newton invented gravity because some a$$hole hit him with an apple"
@denilsonthomas
3 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@_JohnDoe
3 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with the first one?
@doublea6586
3 жыл бұрын
I believe it was Da Something who said that.
@swaninabox1488
3 жыл бұрын
This best misappropriation of the Isaac Newton story was in Red Dwarf from the Cat... "ArchImedes the inventor guy, who sat under a tree, got hit on the head by a bath, shouted FORMICA, and invented gravy". Quality.
@joelspringman7748
2 жыл бұрын
@@swaninabox1488 That's a complete misegenation of the approximate relativisms. I'm just sayin'... Ya know, if you don't mind my ejaculations, here.
@john-markt7989
2 ай бұрын
Chase is a genius peppering these into the dialogue!
@joshmccollen700
4 жыл бұрын
I sometimes see myself in little carmine. It's like my own echo in the mirror.
@doublea6586
3 жыл бұрын
You're very allegorical.
@sibusisoyende5712
2 жыл бұрын
The sacred and the propane
@dudeguys6362
2 жыл бұрын
I think what makes this even more funny is that the actors sell the lines so convincingly, my brain wants to think the vocabulary is legit.
@goodwillhumping7331
11 ай бұрын
actors selling their lines convincingly? wow that is totally unheard of
@dudeguys6362
11 ай бұрын
@@goodwillhumping7331 Never said it was unheard of, just praising an aspect of the show. Not sure why you're shitting on my comment but hey have fun.
@goodwillhumping7331
11 ай бұрын
@@dudeguys6362 i troll shitting on a comment. wow that's unheard of
@dudeguys6362
11 ай бұрын
@@goodwillhumping7331Once again, I didn't say it was unheard of. I don't want to ruin your fun though, so by all means get the last word. I'm sure you can't help yourself.
@goodwillhumping7331
11 ай бұрын
@@dudeguys6362 last word in
@HarrisonHollers
2 жыл бұрын
This is amazing! Didn’t realize how often they worked this into the script. Thanks!
@truth1013
3 жыл бұрын
I can only imagine the writers rolling on the floor with laughter as they throw these little tidbits in. Brilliant!!
@stevebrizzle
4 жыл бұрын
Little Carmine had to have the last word - he was the king of these 😂
@bhfred23
4 жыл бұрын
stevebrizzle @ :09 does he say the sacred and the propane?
@stevebrizzle
4 жыл бұрын
bhfred23 - yup 😄
@jswin2084
4 жыл бұрын
Good god he’s dumb. And boy is Tony fat
@wq198mnr
4 жыл бұрын
He was really stupid
@wq198mnr
4 жыл бұрын
Jswin only in latter seasons. Season 1 Tony really wasn’t fat, he coulda been a varsity athlete in the shape he was in back then, had small hands, that’s what held him back
@ransomcoates546
3 жыл бұрын
It’s funny to observe how Tony occasionally comes out with some arcane bit of knowledge you would never suspect his character would have.
@RomanesEuntDomus.
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, his arcade knowledge was pretty good
@sagafor11
Жыл бұрын
actually they kept him quite in line with his character, it was mentioned multiple times that he's a history buff, so him knowing about nostradamus and stuff like that makes sense. Plus he had a semester in college.
@BridgeTROLL777
10 ай бұрын
He's gotta IQ of 130. It's been tested....
@CJVS995
4 ай бұрын
They should've make Newark about Tony's semester in college.
@MaquiladoraIII
11 ай бұрын
Little Carmine: the man, the sayings, the eyebrows
@zinan2959
4 жыл бұрын
Proper grammar, whatever happened there...
@ultraheaven8968
4 жыл бұрын
WHATEVER HAPPENED THERE !?
@keldonmcfarland2969
4 жыл бұрын
@@ultraheaven8968 A: "What ever happened they're..." B: "What Ever Happened '*THEY'RE*'????!! WHAT EVER HAPPENED '*THEY'RE*'????!!! IT'S WHAT HAPPENED *THERE*!!! GET IT RIGHT! Now go get your shine box!"
@joshuaesposito5409
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahah
@810wasaninsidejob9
4 жыл бұрын
I'll tell you what happened there. He tried to type his last paragraph and couldn't even press a key. His subspecies put 4 bullets in my kid brother without any punctuation whatsoever.
@dougiebambam9329
4 жыл бұрын
Very allegorical
@youtubeaccount1661
4 жыл бұрын
“Hannibal lecture” lmao
@joelspringman7748
3 жыл бұрын
Or "Lecher".
@ElGranSanto
2 ай бұрын
Tony's face whenever lil Carmine says anything. 😂😂😂
@wjatube
4 жыл бұрын
"and the propane"....the writers must have been laughing their asses off coming up with that line.
@LovetheRainbow
2 жыл бұрын
I sell profane and profane accessories.
@KHII
Жыл бұрын
Heart worming to see Furio grew up watching Lamb Chop reruns in Italy
@Silly81
3 жыл бұрын
“He’s the hair apparent”. 🤣🤣🤣
@kgwaruka
3 жыл бұрын
Lol just realised Tony took whatever Dr Melfi told him and said it to others 😂😂
@Supersquigi
2 жыл бұрын
Those moments were the most obvious hints that Tony was not benefiting from the therapy and was, in fact, just using it to improve his criminal activity.
@Condobius
2 жыл бұрын
@@Supersquigi lmao Tony being stupid and just reusing fancy words and phrases that Melfi said wasn’t him improving criminal anything, plus I think he does it with other people
@lilmane1070
Жыл бұрын
@@SupersquigiJesus Christ you people
@rong.2494
Жыл бұрын
he did it alot with junior as well
@mechanoid2k
Жыл бұрын
@@Condobius Remember Tony was a crook from Jersey and didn't do great in school but was high IQ. Take someone with high IQ but little education and put them in a criminal environment and you get Tony.
@ariadneschild8460
Жыл бұрын
Who ever wrote the stricts for these characters is a comedic genius.
@davidsotomayor8713
4 жыл бұрын
As an electronics guy "Piss into a cathode tube" will always be my fav lol.
@Fireship1
4 жыл бұрын
David Sotomayor disconnect the flyback first! 😂
@psychshell4644
2 жыл бұрын
I enjoy that as a nurse
@paulconnelly4050
2 жыл бұрын
Thats why my CRT TVs never lasted too long.
@jennaharris6053
Жыл бұрын
I read this one just as the part I. The video came up. Lol.
@el34glo59
11 ай бұрын
😂
@jefffromjersey52
4 жыл бұрын
How the Actor playing Little Carmine kept a straight face delivering those Lines is just beyond my understanding .. lmfao
@vegancandy9570
3 жыл бұрын
The first few times he probably thought the malapropism lines were a mistake so he probably went to the writers like “dude no hate but I think it’s the sacred and the profane?”
@ciscosvp2075
3 жыл бұрын
Little Carmine is a comical genius, in the algoricle sense..
@jefffromjersey52
3 жыл бұрын
@@ciscosvp2075 Its a dish otomy
@jasonyee6533
Жыл бұрын
4:09 “hyperbolic chamber” Tony wearing the head gown was too much 😂😂😂😂 Thank you for putting this together! Truly one of the best 10 mins on KZitem. Just more evidence on why this was the greatest show ever.
@weskerrun4647
Жыл бұрын
Tony’s been watching a little too much DBZ.
@JamesBrewerDJ
3 жыл бұрын
"I apologies for my foul language.....fowl spelt with a w". Love that Tony always thinks he is the smartest guy, having done a year at colleage and read a few paragraphs of Freud and believes he understands the human condition. But in reality he is one of the main culprits. Brilliant writing.....I feel totally ostraphized.
@SuperValdez7
3 жыл бұрын
But he is very intelligent just not in the traditional sense
@flacojimenez3017
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but fuck Freud
@EugeneVDebs-mo6dh
3 жыл бұрын
All this... From the letter W
@siddharthm285
3 жыл бұрын
Hes probably one of the most I intelligent characters, especially compared to the other idiots
@burntbacon7995
3 жыл бұрын
Tony attended Rutgers University for a semester.
@craigcooknf
2 жыл бұрын
The best thing about these is the terrific responses of other actors and actresses when they react to what is said
@lionsden5123
3 жыл бұрын
6:41 So incredible how he always makes no sense, but we always know exactly what he means.
@bilinguru
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. I just rewatched the entire series. Pure genius. "Don't get all penisary around her Volvo" is classic line. But every time little Carmine is in a scene, my ears prick up, because I know he's going to be dropping at least one linguistic gem. The master of the fox pass (faux pas)
@joelspringman7748
3 жыл бұрын
He reminds me of that old Indian guy, Gangi.
@MacJaxonManOfAction
Жыл бұрын
@@joelspringman7748 And Albert Frankeinstein
@modee6267
Жыл бұрын
This show is an absolute gold. Never fails to entertain. Everytime little carmine speaks, the look on their faces becomes priceless.
@czeckeredcat
3 жыл бұрын
Just now my grandpa taught me about "skid-talking." It's similar to a malapropism, known as a slip of the mind. Examples he told me were: "When I wake you up in the morning, don't just stand there" and "If George Washington were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave."
@mrbond9882
Жыл бұрын
I never caught that as many times I've watched this show Chris : "law & order, the SUV" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@greatsajby9266
4 жыл бұрын
Every last one of them had the makings of a Varsity orator.
@ganymedeix9511
4 жыл бұрын
Truly they are the last Romans.
@greatsajby9266
4 жыл бұрын
@@ganymedeix9511 "You're lookin' at 'em, asshole."
@christophercollins3632
3 жыл бұрын
I had to replay “they were all meat-eaters.” “Meteors, meteors” Too funny.
@johngaltspeaking213
3 жыл бұрын
Take it easy ...
@doublea6586
3 жыл бұрын
Water over the dam.
@joelspringman7748
2 жыл бұрын
Hey, what do I know of gastronomy?
@whydoyouwantmyname5857
2 жыл бұрын
Funny part is that not all dinosaurs were meat eaters
@jimrockfish1875
Жыл бұрын
Paulie with the wave-off
@sethevans7587
4 жыл бұрын
"Like a pebble in a lake, even the fish feel it." Easily my favorite one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@buymybooks437
3 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with it?
@Callumtrain
3 жыл бұрын
@@buymybooks437 "Even a pebble cast in the middle of a lake creates ripples that eventually reach the shore." The idea being that every little action has consequences. Nothing to do with fish.
@suad01
2 жыл бұрын
@@Callumtrain Remember Pearl Harbor
@LimSky420
3 жыл бұрын
"Keep your antidotes to local color..." 😂 never caught that til now
@calyxxx
Жыл бұрын
Love Little Carmine The way he said “debacle” was insane 😂
@calyxxx
Жыл бұрын
6:36 😂
@billmaroney5866
8 ай бұрын
debikle
@fromulus
3 ай бұрын
What a fuckin stagmire
@user-tw6sg8Fd36
5 ай бұрын
The sacred and the propane is gold
@aguythatworkstoomuch4624
9 ай бұрын
“We’re having cake later…. Carvel” probably the creepiest scene ever. Like a mouse pissin on cotton
@mrskittles4463
4 жыл бұрын
You know quasimodo predicted all of this.
@xanthelinhs2143
4 жыл бұрын
The sacred, and the propane.
@PhilB2956
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like somethin Paulie would say
@Grimreepa220
4 жыл бұрын
@@xanthelinhs2143 Hank Hill agrees.
@joelspringman7748
3 жыл бұрын
@@Grimreepa220 Hank Hill, the guy in "Goodfellas"?
@sibusisoyende5712
2 жыл бұрын
Precipitated*
@fionahiggins6682
4 жыл бұрын
To the great Ben Kingsley ..."we wanted to surmise your interest ....." Good grief , even my auto correct found that one difficult ! Love it !
@nodiggity9472
3 жыл бұрын
Hey Pauly, dis is Sir Kinglsley, from London, England.
@heli-crewhgs5285
3 жыл бұрын
Ben Kingsley?! I thought that it was Captain Kirkard.
@joelspringman7748
3 жыл бұрын
@@heli-crewhgs5285 Because real captains don't need hair!
@joelspringman7748
3 жыл бұрын
@@heli-crewhgs5285 Nice Star Wars reference there.
@user-bg1ls5cd1h
Ай бұрын
Am I stupid or does “A pint of blood cost more than a gallon of gold” actually make sense
@ShadyAugur
6 күн бұрын
Yeah, it does. I think he's also combining multiple metaphors: like a pound of flesh, blood is thicker than water, worth it's weight in gold, etc and just making his own. Also who measures gold as a liquid? lol
@manuel_winde
4 жыл бұрын
“Even outshone Ver-sales... where the king lived.”
@BennedDover
2 жыл бұрын
The gravestone saying “peeps” was the funniest shit I’d ever seen
@captainweekend5276
4 жыл бұрын
God it makes me realize how many of these I didn't notice the first time around, I just get so used to the way they speak that I assume I just misheard them.
@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo
4 жыл бұрын
“A pint of blood cost more than a gallon of gold” 😂😂😂🙏
@GirLikesFarming
4 жыл бұрын
"Let the past be bygones."
@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo
4 жыл бұрын
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR that very alagorical of you
@lassiholik
4 жыл бұрын
You can melt gold so it's fine if a bit tortured
@urbanwarrior3470
4 жыл бұрын
@Peter D it doesn't...??!!
@thirdbnico
3 жыл бұрын
@@urbanwarrior3470 one would think since both are said to weigh a pound.
@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606
Жыл бұрын
I’ve always held sacred the propane things I say especially to those of the subspecies
@Semiam1
3 жыл бұрын
“Has to piss into a cathode tube” 😂😂😂
@farooqmahmud8934
2 жыл бұрын
I'm reminded of this show - The something. It's acting even outshone Versales.
@Custom957
3 жыл бұрын
Great video, one that was missed though was uncle Jun with “stop talking in anagrams”
@doublea6586
3 жыл бұрын
The fuck is this, Mother May I?!
@JJ_Forza
3 жыл бұрын
“Lewis Brasi sleeps with the fishes” 😂😂😂
@godhasjoinedthechat6154
2 жыл бұрын
Bratsi, Bratsi.
@faisalkamal4319
2 жыл бұрын
Luka brazi luka
@ernestscribbler-Inyenga
2 жыл бұрын
We all laugh at these gems , but the really clever thing is that the last thing we would do is laugh if it were a real situation with these people . Writing genius
@jonnysupreme
4 жыл бұрын
I forget what the "proper" words are supposed to be after watching this! 😂😂
@doublea6586
3 жыл бұрын
Same. I'm prostate with grief.
@cousinzeke4888
3 жыл бұрын
@@doublea6586 It's fuckin' mayham over here.
@panopticon9520
2 жыл бұрын
5:48 "create a little dysentery among the ranks"- and then it cuts to the guy with the stomach bug, perfect.
@brenthenshaw3585
4 жыл бұрын
The forgot Christopher: "That's the flying ointment."
@SoapinTrucker
4 жыл бұрын
LOLOL 😂
@KaelWrit
4 жыл бұрын
cant winter them all
@DrVonNostrand
Жыл бұрын
Didn't make the cut but Melfi: sounds like AJ has stumbled upon existentialism Tony: fuckin' internet
@mikehunt3514
3 жыл бұрын
I love when she corrects him about the cold cuts line, and he goes "yeah,whatd I say??" 😂
@alankeyz1
11 ай бұрын
"Why not? Create a little dysentery among the ranks!" - Christopher Moltisanti
@manuel_winde
3 жыл бұрын
“When you're bleeding a guy you don't squeeze him dry right away. Contrarily, you let him do his bidding, suavely”
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