I fucking love Toni so much! That poor Ikea man 💀😂
@PersonWithStupid37
5 ай бұрын
The snorts kill me
@NekolatheDruid
3 ай бұрын
Toni and Ryan are the straight version of 'if people don't think you and your best friend are gay together are you even best friends' and I love it so much 😂❤
@KathyAnne28
5 ай бұрын
3:45 nobody will ever make toni laugh harder than Toni.
@mamacitaslove
4 ай бұрын
Little slip of the tongue. I’m a hairstylist and early in my career a client came in and asked if we had any perm discounts. I said no we don’t have any sperm discounts panicked and said oops sorry we don’t even have sperm here. She looked at me in the eyes and said honey, I’m 82 years old I have no use for sperm, that was 10 years ago. It is still the best response to a word blunder that I’ve had in my career. Maybe in my whole life in general. Woman was a quick witted legend!
@Dethikah
5 ай бұрын
Omg the sheer triumph and joy when they said the same line was like winning the gold at the Olympics 🏆🏅
@elcharlton
5 ай бұрын
What was the answer? I couldn't understand it!
@Dethikah
5 ай бұрын
@@elcharltonlol "it's up my/your asshole" 😂
@spicybeantofu
5 ай бұрын
@@elcharlton sounded like "the top of your arse hole" lol
@katb.5859
5 ай бұрын
@@elcharltonup your 🍑🕳️
@mandyb8144
5 ай бұрын
@@elcharlton"It's up yer *ssh*l*" or "Is it up yer *ssh*l*?"
@abi1457
5 ай бұрын
I work at a vet practice, during COVID I told a client they had to wear a muzzle to the practice instead of a mask. (they had a dog which required a muzzle) one of the vets was sat next to me and fell of her chair laughing.
@joshrodruez318
5 ай бұрын
Duck quack made me spit my coffee laughing so hard!!!!!
@PlayerEternal
5 ай бұрын
That last laugh still screen when the video ends!😂🤣😅🤣
@gregbrown8881
5 ай бұрын
I just love the mischievous smile Toni makes before she answers.
@Howiesgirl
5 ай бұрын
OMG, I'm dying here laughing about Toni's comment in front of the IKEA guy. 😂😂😂
@sazmullium
2 ай бұрын
Toni and Ryan celebrating the best friend test like they weren’t already best friends is fucking adorable!
@toolittletoolate3917
5 ай бұрын
In late August of 2023, I had a ‘gut feeling’ that something was not right in a region of my neck where I’d had minor surgery 10 years prior. I went to the doctor and he sent me to an oncologist. The specialist took my vague suspicion seriously and ordered a PET scan. It turned out to be pharyngeal cancer in its earliest stage, barely detectable even with the semi-magical imaging technology. Whenever I go in for a follow-up exam, I get the side-eye from the clinic staff as they struggle on a daily basis with the mysterious killer and then I just breezed in one fine day and said “Hey, folks, wouldja mind taking a look at this.”
@Cloverkitty
3 ай бұрын
There's so many people that get that gut feeling and get ignored or brushed off until it's too late, so I'm so happy for you that your Dr(s) took you seriously! Best wishes!
@tdelioncourt1268
2 ай бұрын
I felt a small mass in my boob at 20, and the echography technician was like "you realised it on your own? Nice!" 😂 well no, but at least we figured it wasn't cancer, just a inoffensive tumor that wouldn't spread.
@leolupin7930
5 ай бұрын
there not friends, there brother and sister with that level of friendship
@mandyb8144
5 ай бұрын
*they're 😘
@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack
4 ай бұрын
BROTHER AND SISTER? TALKING ABOUT SUCKING EACH OTHER OFF?! (Joking)
@NatalieRose-u5t
5 ай бұрын
"Can you tell if a colleague got lucky before work?" *snort* lol yes
@kaseycarraway5106
5 ай бұрын
I heard that quack ducktor got charged with a mallard practice lawsuit 😂
@mrdudeman29
5 ай бұрын
That's crazy 🤣
@amberlindsey7112
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@danachristie7106
5 ай бұрын
Did he duck out on the bill?
@elyzzabeth
5 ай бұрын
😂❤
@Sunfl0wer25
5 ай бұрын
OMG! The fact that they had the same response! 😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉 BFFs forever!!
@PnwChillin
5 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at work listening to this episode that I thought my manager was going to come over and say something 😂😂
@shauntelleburt8477
5 ай бұрын
U guys have the best friendship witch makes this pod cast so good u guys can laugh ad joke without being so serious witch is great love this podcast
@malina1239
5 ай бұрын
Im possibly Ryan’s other soulmate as I got it 100% correct 😂😂😂
@danamartinez7840
5 ай бұрын
Its a community now!
@ox_AriRox_ox
Ай бұрын
THIS BRINGS ME SO MUCH JOY! I am screaming of laughter the entire timeeeee. i love you guys!
@MichaelBreenIsaborn
5 ай бұрын
These two make my day 😅😅
@TarotLadyLissa
5 ай бұрын
@ 4:00 that joke was fowl!
@CWG7263
4 ай бұрын
The duck jokes are fantastic
@sarahchallinor2454
5 ай бұрын
Toni Lodge is my spirit animal!!!!
@ConfidentialMeerkat
5 ай бұрын
I am not in the slightest ashamed to admit i to made that snort. Go get em sister!
@poppywales
5 ай бұрын
Missed the last answer😢
@walkinharmonyhomestead2888
5 ай бұрын
Me too! Can’t anyone help us out?!
@missconstrues
5 ай бұрын
The last answer was: 'It’s up your a$$hole.'
@a4gar
5 ай бұрын
“Up your arsehole!”
@ToniandRyan
5 ай бұрын
“Is it in my a**hole?”
@a4gar
5 ай бұрын
And I’ve always said that
@StevenMilton-l2w
5 ай бұрын
I needed these two as a perfect end to my 420 holiday
@kazzuo32
5 ай бұрын
1:18 lmao he is dying of laughter I adore this duo ❤❤❤❤
@DKNyborg
5 ай бұрын
I loved the IKEA guy story. I say inappropriate shit at work everyday but every now & then the wrong person is nearby.
@rufescens
5 ай бұрын
Toni, you're on fire with those puns!
@j6backup626
5 ай бұрын
The duck bit killed me. I can’t. Eulogies betchesss
@hughbrown5103
5 ай бұрын
You 2 are funkin comic gold,love you lots.i look forward to you blogs even week hear in the UK.
@sparkle2414
4 ай бұрын
Oh man I love you guys so much!!! 😂😂 I totally went down a rabbit hole of your KZitem videos today and with my headset on listening, because my son was napping, I totally woke him up from scream-laughing by myself 😂🎉😅
@hollyharris5939
2 ай бұрын
You two are best friends. The last part had me laughing out loud. Sooo funny
@Luna_MorningStar
3 ай бұрын
The 1 dislike is from the Ikea guy 🤣
@NICURN1029
2 ай бұрын
Ductus is actually a medical term, spot on Ryan 👌🏻😂
@anniei.6034
2 ай бұрын
Toni: what a gem…and Taubbs has enjoyed being with her for 10 years with that absolute laugh of hers ❤
@pittchow
5 ай бұрын
This is one of my favorite podcasts
@bowling_with_yarn
5 ай бұрын
Omg! Duck-ters 🦆🦆🦆
@LaeLiHeart
2 ай бұрын
OMG I LOVE TONI AND RYAN THEY ARE MY HUMOUR 😭😭😭😭😭
@missluna5
5 ай бұрын
Oh this just brightened my Sunday morning 😂 thanks guys
@Angel_1983
2 ай бұрын
If your depressed come here you wont be when they are done 😂😂 love them 😂😂
@donniejo8888
Ай бұрын
Priceless
@TimdeVisser86
5 ай бұрын
Toni's laugh is irresistable.
@izzye7307
5 ай бұрын
😂 what a duo!! Love!
@darondax
Ай бұрын
Well, I must be your bff, too, because I had the exact same thoughts about the lost nail 😂
@rockybeachwa
5 күн бұрын
That lucky ikea man ! Its a case of cockadoodledo, any cockledo 😅
@pasmas3217
5 ай бұрын
Ryan: So the other day... Tony, rolling half way through Australia on the floor laughing...
@mandyb8144
5 ай бұрын
The elation at the end!!! 😂
@ngaired1
5 ай бұрын
And……. My drink just got spat across the room!!!!! 🤣
@dannigeyer2696
4 ай бұрын
Toni killed me today
@DiamondWolf-qg2yp
Ай бұрын
The last one I thought the exact same thing
@sacagawea9743
5 ай бұрын
I love you two! Come visit Los Angeles!
@melbland7298
3 ай бұрын
“Coonge” sweat 😂
@littlemissgwendolen1466
5 ай бұрын
ah toni 😂 i love you ❤😂😂😂 your laugh makes every day a good day
@bradleybruvva3021
5 ай бұрын
Really curious what that 12” dragon looks like.
@ToniandRyan
5 ай бұрын
SAME
@GeminiMoon926
5 ай бұрын
I pulled a muscle in my chest I laughed so hard at this video 🥲
@michelleorange3402
5 ай бұрын
I would love to hang out with you guys. SO funny!!
@deepvault
5 ай бұрын
Always nice to see a new video when I need a pick me up.
@JillianJr
5 ай бұрын
I’m dying 😂 Hahhaha I cannot I will watch this when I’m sad. Which I am rn
@katewebber1131
Ай бұрын
Poor IKEA guy😂😂😂😂😂
@angelsmilkyway4352
5 ай бұрын
What was the last bit?
@elizabethferdinand8553
5 ай бұрын
I know right?! That's why i came to the comments. It sounds like on top of my asshole but that doesn't make any sense.
@missconstrues
5 ай бұрын
The last bit was: 'It’s up your a$$hole.'
@derfranz5770
5 ай бұрын
„It’s up your arsehole!“
@Angel-002
5 ай бұрын
Is it up my a$$hole?
@mandy5549
5 ай бұрын
I must be Toni & Ryan's best friend because I had the same answer
@leapfrog9656
5 ай бұрын
Thank you making my day 😂😂😂😂😂
@Poppitywoo
5 ай бұрын
Microwaving clothes makes me 100% think of Round the Twist and the magic undies episode 😂 lol what a throwback. If ya know, ya know
@cezra833
5 ай бұрын
It's the cabbage patch babies or the remote control episodes that I really remember. So glad other people remember the show and that it wasn't a fever dream!
@cathirodrigo2933
5 ай бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh SO hard!!! 🤠❤❤❤
@Chanti0666
5 ай бұрын
U guys are SO funny!!!! Love from Rio ❤
@kathyowens8400
5 ай бұрын
Panic at the disco?? NO!!! fiasco in the deli....😂
@pamdeschanel
5 ай бұрын
How do you want it sl*t has me cackling
@jasonpatterson8091
3 ай бұрын
What on Earth did they say together at the end? I've listened to it a dozen times and it's just noise.
@Daremo6969
5 ай бұрын
First aid kit is like having a condom....it's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it..... Come to think of it, general insurance is an oddity...paying for something you hope you never need. I've been paying car Ins for close to 30 years...I've never once used it....tens of thousands..but like I said, better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it..
@jeanaprewitt9658
2 ай бұрын
Toni needs to learn about terry wrist bands for washing her face. I'm the same way about that tiny bit of water running down my arm.
@Imbatmn57
4 ай бұрын
Poor guy
@ellewright6991
Ай бұрын
I CANNOT stand the water down the sleeve!
@lauratransformingvegan3245
5 ай бұрын
I love being able to see the reactions instead if trying to envision them... tho I'm not far off in my imagination...
@ChronicGoblinQueen
5 ай бұрын
9:36 insert Tom Cardy song here
@danieldamgaard
5 ай бұрын
Poor ikea man
@livcurnow1674
4 ай бұрын
toni you remind me so much of one of my friends just older (no offence shes 15 lmao)
@TheConsummateReaderReads
5 ай бұрын
3:39 🦆
@Linda-it6ci
5 ай бұрын
I even went to English subtitles to see what you both said ..it missed it tooooo.....what happened to her nail..pleaseeeeeee
@lillianchurch6576
3 ай бұрын
I say that every single time my husband loses something! "I can't find *fill in blank*." "Is it up your but??"
@Yas-ju6fu
5 ай бұрын
I have no clue what Toni said at the end lol
@stephwinant5038
3 ай бұрын
I actually couldn’t understand what she said at the end of the video 😢
@nicoledenniss8897
3 ай бұрын
Lol I should not watch you guys after midnight incase i piss the bed …..
@breeesplanada8528
5 ай бұрын
Toni looks so young and fresh with her hair!!!
@EmOsPaZcAt666
5 ай бұрын
so when listen to this pod, i was at work and i was fucking dying. my coworker in the other room comes in 'what the fuck are you dying over?! i can hear you through the wall" ah yea, my bad haha have the ear buds in xD
@RandomNexus
5 ай бұрын
AAAHHHHRRRRGGG! I can't understand what T & R said at the end! 😭
@angbald
5 ай бұрын
"It's up her asshole" is the phrase they both said
@secretninja247
5 ай бұрын
Me neither I need a translator….even subtitles didn’t understand 😂 I can hazard a guess where their minds went… 🐈 if ya know what I mean 😏🤣
@ssk_ssk04
5 ай бұрын
I believe they said "It's up/in my asshole"
@charlesb7019
5 ай бұрын
I had an extremely handsome and sexy doctor back in the day and I can confirm that he was the best doctor. 😇
@2Cute2Care22
5 ай бұрын
I would have said her nail is tucked away in her prison wallet.
@NawiXXI
5 ай бұрын
I'm looking at the upload time, Who, on THIS SHOW, is waking up at the Butt Crack of dawn to upload this at 4AM???? WHAT????
@Marklinsf
5 ай бұрын
Sorry. I couldn’t hear what they said at 9:38. Does anyone know??
@danamartinez7840
5 ай бұрын
"Is on my asshole"
@JD-dh7bk
5 ай бұрын
Omfg😂😂😂😂
@garros
5 ай бұрын
Toni, before you run out and start ordering microwave-dryer merch, you should know that your science literacy has let you down big time here... No, a dyer and a microwave are not essentially the same thing. They are very different. Microwaves use microwave wavelength light to heat food. Clothes dryers dry clothes using hot air. Putting food into the dryer to heat it up is kind of like trying to get a tan with a hairdryer. Sorry, but you get a 'derrr' for that one. :)
@Angel-002
5 ай бұрын
🥱🥱😴😴😴😴
@garros
5 ай бұрын
@@Angel-002 It was tongue-in-cheek, Angel. No need to pull an assortment of faces. Factual, but in the spirit of fun.
@leanneportelli492
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@uptone12111
5 ай бұрын
❤😂
@styx6983
5 ай бұрын
😂
@sandra4395
5 ай бұрын
🤣💗
@markmanderson
5 ай бұрын
lmfao! epic!!!! ikea man and dragon Dildo
@Rh3tt_U
5 ай бұрын
Oh Toni changed her hair! Again… Girl u good mentally or are u abt to go through an emotional phase
@AndrewBrown-fq6vp
5 ай бұрын
If you got lucky why would you be at work? When I grow up I want to be Toni's mouth!
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