South Park: riffs on Germans having no sense of humour. Germans in the comments: "these accents are completely inaccurate."
@MrRinoHunter
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🍻
@ydonyt1056
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 soo true
@xaverhuber8358
4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow 😂😂
@AshsOldIndia
4 жыл бұрын
Best!
@CloudArtZ15
4 жыл бұрын
Got us!
@8tonystark8
4 жыл бұрын
2 Germans in a bar in London: - 2 Martinis, please. - Dry? - NEIN! ZWEI!
@KoljaGamer
4 жыл бұрын
”Can I become a steak please?“
@parham8279
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Nookiezilla
4 жыл бұрын
Kolja.Gamer Die gute, alte Schulzeit
@em-rg3xf
4 жыл бұрын
?
@georgecarlin2656
4 жыл бұрын
@@em-rg3xf "dry" is pronounced as three in German, "nein, zwei" means "no, two".
@marcelarnold620
9 ай бұрын
This feeling when you have to read the subtitles as a native German to understand what he's actually saying 😂
@mike.hawk_
6 ай бұрын
Knock wurst, knock wurst
@ralphhebgen7067
6 ай бұрын
Exactly. Hilarious. I still don’t understand every word. 😂😂
@schramkoivan
6 ай бұрын
Es klingt wie Jiddisch, selbst für das Ohr eines Russen. Stimmt, ich habe 6 Jahre lang Deutsch gelernt.
@schramkoivan
6 ай бұрын
@@alexmonza2823 А пишите по-английски. ) Нормальная тут тусовка собралась.
@sssrankotaku7643
6 ай бұрын
As a person who can speak dutch I can assure you that it is nowhere near it. Also doesn’t sound German either as I am supposed to understand even a few words but I wasn’t able to
@JLP4444
Жыл бұрын
"You are about to die and be eaten" is such a classic--always use it as an icebreaker.
@apemant
11 ай бұрын
😂
@joaoyapur1247
7 ай бұрын
*ischenbraker
@nomnom112
6 ай бұрын
Great pick up line
@TR4R
6 ай бұрын
I still wonder if it was a reference to Armin Meiwes...
@JoeyP946
6 ай бұрын
I bet that pickup line works wonders at the park or something
@1wasserbitte255
4 жыл бұрын
German at the French border. "Occupation?" - "no, only tourism"
@bikechainimmortalis6923
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@1wasserbitte255
4 жыл бұрын
@Johannes Terzis ok, but kokes are not made to be historically accurate....
@1wasserbitte255
4 жыл бұрын
@Johannes Terzis Germany will always stay the bad country forever with hitler n stuff.... Sorry deal with it
@arx3516
4 жыл бұрын
@Johannes Terzis and they still retain a quite a few colonies.
@kingknightisbestknight7398
4 жыл бұрын
@@1wasserbitte255 Did you look at America in recent Years? It's just as bad if not worse. Germany is by no means the best and no one of us has anything to do with Adolf or the Nazis in general. That time is long over and we still hate everything that happened back then.
@valentins.2637
4 жыл бұрын
Every time we Germans have a bit of fun you yankees must help out the French
@ben_dover97
4 жыл бұрын
Valentin S. Well To be fair they helped us whenever the British were having fun with us. Only fair help right? But at the end of the day if we told France to fuck off during both World wars as long y’all didn’t come have fun over here state side most people wouldn’t care if y’all win either war.
@ThePhoenixw68
4 жыл бұрын
Goddamn this! 😆
@AnOriginalYouTuber
4 жыл бұрын
But we feel so sorry for them. They get conquered so easily.
@randybobandy5538
4 жыл бұрын
Weiss Schnee we Americans almost went to war with France during the US civil war.
@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash
4 жыл бұрын
HAAAAA!
@realNope159
9 ай бұрын
When you try to speak German as a foreigner but accidentally speak fluent Dutch
@konstantinschreiner2122
2 ай бұрын
Did they translate "knock knock" into "northwest northwest" or have I misheard?
@RonJohn63
2 ай бұрын
Deutch... Dutch... close enough. Literally.
@azizcloser1359
Ай бұрын
@@konstantinschreiner2122 Knock Wurst Knock Wurst
@kevinshort3943
Жыл бұрын
The Germans take their humour very seriously
@stuntslikeeveryday
Жыл бұрын
I did want to say that they have to engineer their jokes, but then I remember they actually did in this episode 😑
@nomnom112
6 ай бұрын
@stefanjager4131you sound like a real life south park character
@rabenklang7
6 ай бұрын
that joke was way better than the original try to be funny about german humor
@GregorSamsa000
6 ай бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭
@jimbopaw
6 ай бұрын
They will not be humoured by american humour.
@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer
4 жыл бұрын
Here's a fun fact: German humour is no laughing matter.
@Lonka12
4 жыл бұрын
Classic SovietWomble
@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer
4 жыл бұрын
@@Lonka12 aye 😉
@x1x2x125
4 жыл бұрын
Where would we be without a sense of humour? Germany.
@bryantcurtis2665
4 жыл бұрын
Chi Chi fuck in here Keith work and he Germans decals me tails
@meltedcheese1091
4 жыл бұрын
It’s almost like they got rid off all the funny people
@daustin8888
3 жыл бұрын
I like how not even the Germans are laughing at their own jokes.
@fermintenava5911
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's most inaccurate :P
2 жыл бұрын
What do you mean? You can see by their facial expressions that they're laughing their asses off.
@OoOoOo-we3dn
2 жыл бұрын
We can't laugh, we are not able too
@PrimoStracciatella
2 жыл бұрын
@@OoOoOo-we3dn Yeah, it's a genetic disorder.
@Luke-tt3dt
2 жыл бұрын
Germans take their humour very seriously
@cisium1184
Жыл бұрын
Two German acquaintances meet on the street. One of them says, "I hear you're a pole-vaulter." The other says, _"Nein! I am German and my name is not Walter!"_
@FirstLastOne
3 ай бұрын
Damn dooode, that's a German dad joke!
@marksmith4892
3 ай бұрын
*crickets* German funny bot does not approve
@twiggledy5547
9 ай бұрын
My favorite German joke: "Two hunters meet. Both dead."
@pathfinder011
Ай бұрын
😂
@adamcheck4941
3 жыл бұрын
a real German joke: can a kangaroo jump higher than a house yes because houses can't jump
@komfykoala6083
3 жыл бұрын
10/10 joke
@scottyweimuller6152
3 жыл бұрын
Jaja schone
@jackismname
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah this is closer but I used to know a semi german girl, and she told me a koke that really was ‚surreal‘, in that it was funny because it didnt quite make sense but it felt funny, which I think is the essence of bad german humor
@michaelgoldmane2010
3 жыл бұрын
@@jackismname what was it
@jackismname
3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelgoldmane2010 As @Careful Icarus said, it was really dumb, something about a horse and a dust particle, it didn't make any sense. But it made her laugh when she said it and she said the first time her family heard it they couldn't stop laughing. If it made any sense I might have remembered it.
@brianallan9841
2 жыл бұрын
An American, an Englishman, and a German walk into a bar. The American orders a Budweiser, the Englishman orders a pint of Carling. The German orders a coke and says to the other two "If you won't drink beer, I won't either."
@gorillaguerillaDK
2 жыл бұрын
Fanta, not coke!
@luckypatrick9413
2 жыл бұрын
This is gut
@BastianUllr
2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA
@hubzo1
2 жыл бұрын
@gorillaguerilla mezzomix
@hughjazz4936
2 жыл бұрын
Ein Klassiker.
@papstrohrspatzderzwolfte1301
8 ай бұрын
As a German I would be upset about South Park mocking us, but I'm still laughing at the cannibal joke
@Freakazoid12345
8 ай бұрын
As a German, I find that the response to the cannibal saying he was going to eat him was appropriate and efficient, so it makes me laugh.
@Defensor_Libertatis
Ай бұрын
lol
@annatar844
9 ай бұрын
Why is the Eiffel Tower so high? So that you can see the white flag from Berlin. That's german humor.
@peaveyst7
3 жыл бұрын
wanna hear a german joke? a nun, a blonde, a dutch and a german sitting in a train and traveling thru the mountains. the train enters a tunnel and it becomes dark. you hear a loud slap after leaving the tunnel, you can see the dutch holding his face in pain. the nun thinks: "that naughty dutch has tried to touch the blonde woman and got smacked. the blonde thinks: the naughty dutch has tried to touch the nun and got smacked. the german thinks: great, in the next tunnel i can slap that dutch again.
@buzinaocara
3 жыл бұрын
good god, that is not too far off from the joke in south park.
@jimatulkerriganus4316
3 жыл бұрын
@@buzinaocara But it's true. This is a common joke in germany
@nicknaylor9895
3 жыл бұрын
That’s actually pretty funny
@SonKunSama
2 жыл бұрын
Wow, that's really not funny at all
@DrSupercoco
2 жыл бұрын
We have a similar one in spanish, changing the characters
@theblobfish9614
4 жыл бұрын
Klopf Klopf -Wer ist da? -Reichs -Reichs Wer? -Genau!
@tonyth9240
4 жыл бұрын
Der war gut😂
@buellterrier3596
4 жыл бұрын
That’s soooo funny!!! grüße von einem Australier
@tonyth9240
4 жыл бұрын
Oder auch: -Klopf Klopf -Wer ist da? -Macht -Wer Macht? -Genau die!
@tonyth9240
4 жыл бұрын
@@mann8557 schlecht Deutsch aber kein lustig
@Ogurets123
4 жыл бұрын
@@tonyth9240 Hahaha
@militant_pacifist
6 ай бұрын
I will now translate a German joke: Two hunters meet. Both dead. This joke was brought to you by the Bundesagentur für Humor und Unterhaltung.
@erlinghaaland2268
6 ай бұрын
😂
@johaquila
3 ай бұрын
As a (fellow) German, I know that jokes get funnier if you explain them. Which is why I will now proceed to do so. But seriously, you can learn a lot about German jokes from this specific example. The original German version is based on the following German sentence: "Zwei Jäger treffen sich". This sentence is ambiguous. It is both the normal way of saying "Two hunters meet" and the normal way of saying "Two hunters hit each other". The ambiguity is droll, but not quite a joke. To turn it into a joke, we need to know that German jokes are often marked by beginning with a formulaic sentence in non-standard word order. Think of "Three men come into a bar", and imagine it was customary to say "Come three men into a bar", instead, when starting a joke -- but not in any other context. Or rather, imagine there were as many English jokes about two men meeting each other as there are jokes about three men entering a bar together, and also imagine it was customary to put the verb first in the first sentence. As in: "Meet a doctor and a chimney sweep on a bridge. The doctor says..." Under this assumption we can understand and translate the original German joke: "Treffen sich zwei Jäger." "Meet/hit-each-other two hunters." The word order is irregular. It's not grammatical except in a joke. In all the (other) thousands of jokes starting with "Treffen sich", "sich treffen" has the meaning of "to meet". This disambiguates the verb. This joke is the one exception, and hits you hard the first time you hear it. You were absolutely sure it would continue: "Says one to the other...". Like an entire (small) category of German joke, this one is funny because it subverts a basic assumption about how jokes work. The commentary on the (lack of) competence of hunters, which dominates OP's simplified translation, is also present in the original German version, but it's far more subtle and only provides additional flavoring.
@johaquila
3 ай бұрын
PS: Here is an original English joke that I just came up with, which works on similar principles: A bicycle wearing a kilt, a French high-speed train carrying a baguette and a German car with defective brakes come into a bar. No survivors. Maybe not the best, but probably faster to grasp than my long explanation above.
@aaaaaa-hh8cq
Ай бұрын
@@johaquilathanks for explaining
@PwrTorch
Ай бұрын
Bundesagentur für Humor und Unterhaltung lmao 😂😂 I wouldn't actually be the least bit surprised if such a thing really existed
@etothez9898
Жыл бұрын
As a German I love it when Matt and Trey rip on us. It’s just too hilarious
@marksmith4892
Жыл бұрын
of course they rip on everybody, especially the mormons BLAWLAHWHAW
@Jaykk02
9 ай бұрын
@@JumboMcealcringe
@ukaszangowski536
9 ай бұрын
Sounds fake 😂
@Whatever-gx3un
9 ай бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/mqGNvqF3ol-AYH4 part 2
@mattr.1887
8 ай бұрын
Most European "leaders" deserve to be mocked.
@Wolfuu623
4 жыл бұрын
The heavy breathing is the best part
@monkeycat48
4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Seuss: At that very moment the Krauts hearts grew three sizes that day😄. Ummm😕.... Metaphorically I meant, Good God those hearts are disturbingly vainy!!!!😱
@washington3453
4 жыл бұрын
Ja ja ja ja ja
@nobilesnovushomo58
4 жыл бұрын
I breathe heavily and I’m white and blonde hair and blue eyed and Germanic American. It’s just that we get excited over everything, we’re thinking of all the possible contingents and how we can articulately destroy someone in an argument.
@leonardphilippgaffke2490
4 жыл бұрын
So atmen wir Deutschen immer. ☝😐 Meine Theorie, Darth Vader war ein Deutscher.
@gavandwina.5889
2 жыл бұрын
Totally agree
@janbaltes2863
2 жыл бұрын
-My grandfather died at a concentration camp. -Omg! How did he die? -He fell from the watchtower.
@CrissCrossCA
2 жыл бұрын
thats a german classic ngl
@aleisterlavey9716
2 жыл бұрын
Mine took the wrong shower.
@d4rksonic474
2 жыл бұрын
You forgot that he was drunk tho.
@aleisterlavey9716
2 жыл бұрын
@@d4rksonic474 no, he was 5 days awake on methamphetamine.
@cousinlaszlorobinson8253
2 жыл бұрын
a similar joke appears in the postal movie lol
@radurozor4742
Ай бұрын
I am living in Germany and I can confirm that the award is fully deserved.
@thoughtsontravelandlife
6 ай бұрын
True story: I recently matched with a girl from Berlin on a dating app. She wrote on her profile “I have a great sense of humor” so I teased her by saying the Germans I’ve known never have a sense of humor. Instead of taking it as a joke, she got offended and said she was no longer interested in talking to me. Which didn’t help my dating prospects… but sort of proved my point
@dingdong6259
4 ай бұрын
du kannst froh sein, dass sie dich und deine familie am leben gelassen hat!
@user-zg2pr4vq8q
2 ай бұрын
Americas Got Talent is another example. Everyone jokes around except Heidi Klum.
@ADF366
Ай бұрын
You should've used the cannibal joke to break the ice before making the German comments
@juannaym8488
28 күн бұрын
@@user-zg2pr4vq8qshe's kinda weird and frankly socially inept. I mean Germans are unfunny people, but she's odd even by German standards
@DankAssPicklePop
22 күн бұрын
Damn that's a really funny joke
@mrrandom1265
2 жыл бұрын
I used to work as a flight attendant and I would always make the same dumb joke: asking ladies over 30 if they are 18+ when they order drinks. They would all laugh except for the German ladies who always told me seriously "Yes, we are older than 18."
@rey6708
2 жыл бұрын
yeah its pretty annoying to get asked if youre 18+ if you just want your shit and relax
@mrrandom1265
2 жыл бұрын
@@rey6708 But in Europe you're never asked for it. So if someone asks you, you know it must be a joke or some weird question.
@rey6708
2 жыл бұрын
@@mrrandom1265 dafuck xD i am a grown ass man and get asked sometimes cause of me wearing a hoodie and an medical mask. if they arent 100% sure that ure adult they are legaly forced to ask for documents.
@mrrandom1265
2 жыл бұрын
@@rey6708 except that nobody cares if you're an adult or not when you buy alcohol unless you have a baby face. We don't live in a fucked up society where we ask 40 years old if they're 18. We can trust our eyes.
@rey6708
2 жыл бұрын
@@mrrandom1265 except they care a fuck ton cause the first thing the police asks teens is where they got theire alcohol or cigarettes so they can and absolutely will show up there to fuck up the person that sold it. here in germany and over in austria and switzerland u are basically done with your job if you did. and no, its not about a babyface, its about u loosing ur job when you make that mistake and some people here having a fullbeard at 15-16 while being 1,90-2,00cm.
@BewareOfTheKraut
3 жыл бұрын
Q: What has four legs and one arm? A: A Rottweiler in the children's playground.
@marlet9729
3 жыл бұрын
😂 evil😂
@user-nl6gj8eg7x
3 жыл бұрын
That was dark dude..
@timthompson6025
3 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ 😂
@backhandok
3 жыл бұрын
*laughs in german*
@Taskuli12
3 жыл бұрын
How long does it take for a baby to paint the wall depends how hard you throw it
@noriyakigumble3011
Жыл бұрын
>tell a German friend I’ll see him later >he asks what time
@ChestnutTreeCafe
9 ай бұрын
This stereotype is so weird. Germans have a fantastic sense of humor. Their political satire in particular is some of the best I've seen.
@pathfinder011
Ай бұрын
Finally, someone in the comments says the Germans are funny
@Degjoy
13 күн бұрын
I absolutely disagree. Their humour is dreadful. There’s no silliness to it at all. Everything has to have an explanation.
@SFSomega
3 жыл бұрын
I'm german and the cannibal joke was pretty good.
@korbinianarnold6919
3 жыл бұрын
Da kann ich nur zustimmen
@schnirzelzwirn
3 жыл бұрын
Auch der Witz vom Metzger und der Müslischachtel war echt klasse! Ich habe immer noch Bauchmuskelkater.
@beaucaspar3990
3 жыл бұрын
🤨
@zoran123456
3 жыл бұрын
i'm croatian and I have no idea what was that about.
@schnirzelzwirn
3 жыл бұрын
@@zoran123456 Don't worry. You don't need to understand this. I have no idea too, and I get along without this knowledge very well.
@Sycokay
4 жыл бұрын
I love it how Trey and Matt simply used Google Translate and tried to read what they saw there
@vladdracul2379
3 жыл бұрын
You think they didn't plan this out?
@Glaswalker1001
3 жыл бұрын
Is this legit? I honestly thought it was Danish or something.
@Sycokay
3 жыл бұрын
@@Glaswalker1001 No, it's pretty obvious. It's that kind of holpriges Deutsch that Google Translate produces, pronounced by two guys who don't speak german. But yeah, the nordic languages indeed often sound like a mixture between german and english.
@Glaswalker1001
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sycokay possible. Haven't been using Google translate for many years, but one might imagine that they are at least as good as their competitors. Because I haven't seen anything this gibberish in at least two decades. Edit: I looked up the Skript... It's really German but extremely gibberish.
@bloodhound1182
3 жыл бұрын
Bruhh it's fucking South Park 😂 who gives a shit about the shitty ass language LMFAO honestly that just makes it funnier
@pauloantunes8372
11 ай бұрын
The cannibal joke is one of the most oddly hilarious bits of comedy ever, it fits perfectly into a lot of people’s perceptions of Germans, that of being stern, dark and humourless.
@sickfuck
11 ай бұрын
It reminds me of Armin Meiwes
@CodeNameV13
9 ай бұрын
And cannibals 😂
@samaritan_sys
9 ай бұрын
It’s what happens when you kill all the funny people.
@campomambo
8 ай бұрын
It has nothing to do with thinking Germans are stern and humorless. When Germans tell jokes, they tend to just be straightforward statements like this with no punchline. I knew a German who visited from Germany and when he made jokes it was exactly like this every time. My friend and I would ask him to tell us jokes so we could laugh at how unfunny German humor is. We also would show him memes about German humor and he would never get them, but take them seriously.
@gideonros2705
29 күн бұрын
@@samaritan_sysIn Gaza they aren’t laughing. Maybe they didn’t kill the funny people.
@dogbackwards7658
27 күн бұрын
The heavy breathing followed by "Ja ja ja" had me dying 😂
@flintan4885
4 жыл бұрын
Selbst ich als Deutscher muss die Untertitel lesen um etwas zu verstehen !
@HZR-mx2xo
4 жыл бұрын
Ja ja das möchte dir abendfrühstück essen geben ya get me fam
@BeyondPrideMF
4 жыл бұрын
@@HZR-mx2xo you just said "yes yes it wants to give eveningbreakfast food to you"
@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659
4 жыл бұрын
Herzlichen Glückwunsch du hast den Witz verstanden
@PS-zz9nw
4 жыл бұрын
Ich bin ein jungen und du bist ein mädchen
@danielpatache8843
4 жыл бұрын
damn, could you people stop being so unfunny? jeez.
@NewNicator
4 жыл бұрын
Lol just noticed Angela Merkel behind the nose-breathing president.
@ronfleming8775
4 жыл бұрын
I read somewhere that they caricatured all of Germany's senior government officials at the time.
@Lutz2
4 жыл бұрын
@@ronfleming8775 correct, i guess with merkel on the right side is guido westerwelle, at this time he was our foreign minister and vice chancellor. on the left the woman could be ursula von der leyen who was minister of labour and social affairs, not sure who the men on the left side is, i have read somewhere that this is wolfgang schäuble. president who speaks is christian wulff.
@Lutz2
4 жыл бұрын
@Nils B. yeah i know that, but i have no idea who it could be otherwise.
@testshietchannel
4 жыл бұрын
@@Lutz2 what does it matter? Whoever he is, as a German, he deserves to be there
@fadzilicious4411
4 жыл бұрын
She’s such a bitch
@a.kasper8596
Жыл бұрын
Robin Williams had the best one: "Knock knock" "Who's there? " "Ve ask zee queztions!!!"
@GibAuf
7 ай бұрын
A good german joke: What's white and interrupt you lunch? An avalanche.
@abc4828
4 ай бұрын
What has one arm and cant swim? An excavator!
@thorelehmkuhler9975
2 жыл бұрын
"What is red and bad for your teeth?" "A brick!" One of the most famous german jokes :3
@Jervisdude
2 жыл бұрын
No way?
@Gagaboubou
2 жыл бұрын
Hab ich zwar noch nie gehört aber ja
@porky1118
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrHarrystank That one doesn't work in German.
@MeitanteiKevin
2 жыл бұрын
@@porky1118 Braun und stockig. It's even funnier in german
@porky1118
2 жыл бұрын
@@MeitanteiKevin I would translate it as "Was ist braun und klebrig?" An was denkt man denn bei „Braun und stockig?“ Bei „brown and sticky“ I think about shit.
@nyar5863
4 жыл бұрын
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. We're efficient and have no sense of humour.
@PCLHH
4 жыл бұрын
Making jokes is inefficient
@kathzemiau7234
4 жыл бұрын
How many Americans do you need to exchange a light bulb? Only one, but he needs an assistant who shows him in which direction he must turn the bulb. Best wishes from Germany😉
@jackcoltrane5532
4 жыл бұрын
That's from a movie right!?
@nyar5863
4 жыл бұрын
@@jackcoltrane5532 Might be from a movie, but I heard it from my brother.
@meisterklotz
4 жыл бұрын
Kathze Miau ehm nein.
@zaccohen2539
Жыл бұрын
The German's reaction and delivery of the "jokes" is so funny 😆
@superhel5108
29 күн бұрын
- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - DOESN'T MATTER OPEN ZE DOOR!
@labineboy2876
3 жыл бұрын
Can’t blame the Germans for having no sense of humour. Every time they want to have fun we get the British involved.
@Cyril_Sneer
3 жыл бұрын
Is only funny for people who have no clue about wwII! SHORT: UK and US
@dark_heretek
3 жыл бұрын
UK is ok but us is bs
@eagleflies9515
3 жыл бұрын
@@Cyril_Sneer do enlighten us in that case seeing as you're apparently an expert
@Cyril_Sneer
3 жыл бұрын
@@eagleflies9515 no , u don't need to be a expert! That's the embarrassment...
@MarioRodriguez-gr8wc
3 жыл бұрын
I heard it this way. Every time Germany has fun the Dutch get upset. 😂
@mediocreman6323
4 жыл бұрын
Michael Mittermayer to British taxi driver: "I am a German comedian." Tax driver: "That's a good one."
@mho...
4 жыл бұрын
wie genial Mittermayer damals war! aber der hat echt nachgelassen in den letzten jahren!
@leonardphilippgaffke2490
4 жыл бұрын
👍😂
@leonardphilippgaffke2490
4 жыл бұрын
@@mho... das beste war Mittermeiers Darstellung eines BSE Kranken Rindes.
@japanjapan3089
4 жыл бұрын
Harald Schmidt for President
@slewone4905
4 жыл бұрын
Conan O'Brien once brought on a German comedian. He actually dared us to declare war on them, as long as it's a one on one fight, and not bring the rest of the world with us.
@jasonbond5213
10 ай бұрын
To say it in the eternal words of Marc Uwe Kling: "Oh quite on the contrary, the book of German humor is huge, with lots and lots of pages. It's just not funny."
@Cheese-nl9xr
Жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the German who was terrified of sausages? Apparently he feared the wurst....
@marksmith4892
4 күн бұрын
that was so bad it came full circle back around to good again
@richbrooke3008
3 жыл бұрын
How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? -Just one. We are highly efficient and we don't have a sense of humor!
@balladofathinman0
3 жыл бұрын
This one I like
@Andreas4696
3 жыл бұрын
Not enough bureaucracy.
@mayanksingh0044
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao.... But u just need to fill few forms
@darealgodzilla
3 жыл бұрын
Corona management proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that german efficiency is a myth and always have been when it comes to doing constructive things (e.g. not killing innocents)
@peaveyst7
3 жыл бұрын
@@someoneinthecrowd4313 you forget about the other 5 million of political prisoners, queers, dissabled, pow's my man. 11 million in 4 years to be exact.
@nonenone7742
3 жыл бұрын
A great german joke: "This is my girlfriend. Isn't she beautiful?" "Yes, she isn't beautiful!"
@jettrink918
2 жыл бұрын
Isn't she beauty, is she. Yes she is, isn't she. Is she is isn't schiss scheiss shit scheiss scheiss
@IsraelCountryCube
2 жыл бұрын
@@jettrink918 what the
@IsraelCountryCube
2 жыл бұрын
Hahah yes this is funny. Fugly!!!
@PrimoStracciatella
2 жыл бұрын
@@IsraelCountryCube Now you better not laugh about a German joke.
@criztu
2 жыл бұрын
@@jettrink918 all I understood was landsknechts
@drakemerwin
Жыл бұрын
When i see this clip i always remember a robin williams comedy special where he says he was on a german talk show and they asked him why comedy isn’t that big in Germany and he responded “do you think it’s because you killed all the funny people” and the german lady without batting an eye just said no.
@bergerloos5014
Жыл бұрын
Thank god the germans had English subtitles. I, as a german, could otherwise not have understood my fellow countrymen
@senorpepper3405
6 ай бұрын
Knock wurst ✊️ Knock wurst ✊️
@HenkLuckyStrike
4 жыл бұрын
Mayday mayday we are sinking, we are sinking! Hallo, this is ze German coastguard, what are you sinking about?
@Canal3gaming
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@xmastertommyx
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yukiterumi926
3 жыл бұрын
Isnt this from csgo voice comms
@shaunharding1863
3 жыл бұрын
@@yukiterumi926 no 🤦♂️
@robsol123
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jannchavez9257
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that the entire Germany respond to a award that made by children makes the joke even better.
@monkeycat48
3 жыл бұрын
It would make perfect anti-german propaganda are there heavy breathing At that very moment the Krauts hearts grew three sizes. Ummm? Metaphorically good God someone needs to call the doctor those hearts look extremely veiny and about to burst!!!😂😂😂
@ChrisStavros
3 жыл бұрын
Makes the joke better? I thought that was the joke.
@timbuktu777
3 жыл бұрын
@Rikka Takanashi he's German.
@minegangstar7768
3 жыл бұрын
Typically South Park 😂
@nicnac9949
2 жыл бұрын
What about the fact that entire Germany reacts to this KZitem video?
@aroundandround
10 ай бұрын
The cannibal joke was seriously funny.
@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
Жыл бұрын
A British couple adopts a German baby. Pretty soon they realize their little baby Fritz isn't learning to speak. Years go by, they give the baby speech therapy, they put him in special classes, he never says a word. Then one day they're in a restaurant having some schnitzel when the little boy, speaks for the first time in his entire life. "Zis schnitzel eez a bit tepid." "OH MY GOD" they scream, "Fritz! You can speak!??! Why havent you ever said anything?" Fritz replied: "Up until now, everything had been satisfactory."
@Kevin-wo9ev
4 жыл бұрын
Das ist das schlechteste deutsch das ich jemals gehört habe
@El_Presidente_5337
4 жыл бұрын
Es gibt noch schlimmere
@Alpha-bo1xh
4 жыл бұрын
klingt eher wie niederländisch... EDIT:Ich habe geschrieben EHER und nicht das es niederländisch ist. Das ist mir bewusst das es keins ist, zumindest nach den ganzen Folgen New Kids.
@Alpha-bo1xh
4 жыл бұрын
@Pablo Abedul alter.. man muss doch nicht alles so ernst nehmen... hilfe. weniger humor als der deutsche an sich
@gamer4lyfe480
4 жыл бұрын
allahu akhbar
@PsyWalks
4 жыл бұрын
@@colonelburton8451 lmao. Und was arbeitest du?
@janpiet1530
4 жыл бұрын
Translating "knock knock" as "knackwurst knackwurst" gets me every time
@EEEEEE1337
4 жыл бұрын
Ach das sagt der hahahhahaha xD
@Suplexmaschine
4 жыл бұрын
ich hab' immer "Nackwest oder Knackwest" verstanden lols
@TheAdorfer
4 жыл бұрын
Ich dachte erst sagt knock fest
@kaikrumm8615
4 жыл бұрын
Knock wer ist?
@Gannicus-USA
6 ай бұрын
The heavy breathing and holding his temper in the beginning is spot on!
@Jericho1582
9 ай бұрын
His intense breath is what got me laugh out loud 😂
@The-Rest-of-Us
4 жыл бұрын
I love how all the Germans in the comments are proving the point by complaining about how bad the German of the guy was. Irony at its best!
@52flyingbicycles
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t speak one lick of German and even I knew that guy’s German was garbage lmao.
@jasperzanovich2504
3 жыл бұрын
His german beeing bad was not part of the joke though, just sheer laziness.
@khill4491
3 жыл бұрын
Jasper Zanovich how do u know? Have u ever watched South Park?
@trichsert206
3 жыл бұрын
It's probably because the joke is about Germans not having sence of humor so we want to at least let you know that German doesn't sound that gross in real life 😅 But yes, its very ironic😂 I'm German myself btw
@sorahidaka9977
3 жыл бұрын
as if they complain about the joke, they complain about the accent. imagine make fun of black people accent
@WitchDoctorLarry
4 жыл бұрын
Now I tell german joke: Treffen sich zwei Jäger. Beide tot.
@Nico-lp6pn
4 жыл бұрын
good joke i laugh
@sefadinc54
4 жыл бұрын
Treffen sich 2 Piloten. 270 Tote.
@kathzemiau7234
4 жыл бұрын
Amerikanische Version: treffen sich zwei Amerikaner. Beide tot.
@Dreckigerdan164
4 жыл бұрын
Ein Franzose und ein deutscher sitzen in einer Kneipe beide lachen und haben Spaß da sagt der Franzose ich wusste gar nicht das deutsch Spaß haben können da sagt der deutsch grinsend das letzte mal als wir Deutschen richtig Spaß hatten mussten die Amerikaner euch helfen
@cheesus_22
4 жыл бұрын
Dreckiger Dan Alter der ist geil xD
@dingdong6259
4 ай бұрын
The Yup'ik people are by far the most funny of the various Alaska Native groups. They speak the Central Alaskan Yup'ik language, a member of the Eskaleut family of languages. Yup'ik (plural Yupiit) comes from the Yup'ik word yuk meaning "person" plus the post-base -pik meaning "real" or "genuine". Thus, it literally means "real people." The men's communal house, the qasgiq, was the community center for ceremonies and festivals that included singing, dancing, and joketelling. Mostly about yellow snow but a joke is a joke - yuk yuk! ^Naske and Slotnick, 1987, p. 18.
@sinenomine3517
Жыл бұрын
Ich hab kein einziges Wort vom Deutschen Kanzler Verstanden😂 I didn't understood a single word from the German president 😂
@supramur
Жыл бұрын
I did, his pronounciation was just perfecto. (learned german in russian school for kinda one year and our teacher didn't speak german as well)
@julian9241
Жыл бұрын
Yeah thats what happens when americans whithout experience imitate foreign languages.....
@scat5838
Жыл бұрын
No one cares
@christophneuland203
4 жыл бұрын
KZitem: ich schreibe German in den Titel. Germans: Ab hier übernehmen wir.
@Seba-os6cf
4 жыл бұрын
ZUGRIFF!
@almanmitherz
4 жыл бұрын
Wir marschieren ein !
@J-IFWBR
4 жыл бұрын
Die Kommentar Sektion ist in unserer Hand Oberstudienrat... ähm verzeihung Obergefreiter.. ähm verdammt nochmal Generalmajor Neuland.
@esgibtkeinvor-undnachnamen2941
4 жыл бұрын
Ja sag mal haben wir denn schon wieder den 1. September
@Mischascha
4 жыл бұрын
Wir übernehmen es, wie hitler Polen im 2. Wk
@raulduke7142
2 жыл бұрын
I'm German and the joke about the sausage maker and the cereal is excellent.
@dubyajayyo
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it.
@kejiri3593
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe its because German cuisine is pretty much meat based. So breakfast is essentially that "exaggeration but yeah"
@keba9737
2 жыл бұрын
I think you have to be from Germany to understand that. That was a Good one.
@cauchyschwarz3295
2 жыл бұрын
@@keba9737 im from germany and don't get it. Explain please.
@MikeGrau0hr
2 жыл бұрын
@@dubyajayyo im german, let me explain the joke...
@Hn-gz5iw
Жыл бұрын
-What do germans tell their kids before bedtime? -Nothing, the kids in Germany dont speak german.
@tyrantonion6660
Жыл бұрын
Germans don't have kids 🤣
@Faidros62
2 жыл бұрын
My grandfather destroyed over 20 messerschmitts during the war. He was the worst Luftwaffe pilot ever.
@DerWitzboldt
4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that they added english subtitles so we germans can actually understand what he's saying. EDIT: "Calm down guys, this is just a joke. There's no need to start a debate in the replies."
@philosuhrapptorh1284
2 жыл бұрын
Matza
@robin-jt6qz
2 жыл бұрын
@@jpb252 that's not schwäbisch lol
@niklashofer5279
2 жыл бұрын
@@jpb252 it was just the thickest american accent
@Fischbroetchen2k
2 жыл бұрын
@@BB-wm4ti Well to be give you my best guess as a german.. the guy speaking was 100% american who never heard an ounce of german and the google tts that he used to hear the pronounciation was put on dutch.
@niklashofer5279
2 жыл бұрын
@@jpb252 I'm Schwäbish hahah
@yakutza3922
3 жыл бұрын
German president: *heavy breathing* Comments in german: *heavy breathing* & *saying that accents inaccurate*
@Bruh-hq1hx
3 жыл бұрын
It isnt the accent sometimes they miss out half of the words in the sentence
@benjones5610
3 жыл бұрын
@@Bruh-hq1hx we don’t care. That’s not the joke. It’s the fact that you guys are acting in the same way as the cartoon. Not the fact of what the cartoon is saying. It isn’t the joke
@abonnierteuchselbst6361
3 жыл бұрын
@@benjones5610 No the Joke is that the Amerikans think thats german while its absolute obvius that its not. Tells us the same like before about American Peopel EvRy CoUnTrY iS tHe SaMe iN EuRoPe -Stuart White super south state cry baby that votet for Trump and is too dump too see its obvious not german language.
@EromangaSensei
3 жыл бұрын
@@abonnierteuchselbst6361 youre just proving the point of germans having no sense of hunor
@18754KRS
3 жыл бұрын
@Dmitry TKR ha
@andrewbarten7347
Жыл бұрын
The world's 2 smallest books: 'Great Egyptian & Italian War Heroes & Victories' and 'The Warmth & Humor of the German People'.
@bigtex4058
Жыл бұрын
Worlds thinnest book: 500 Years of Korean Humor.
@hierkonnteihrewerbungstehe7826
3 жыл бұрын
German joke: Why do french tanks have rearview mirrors? They have to keep the front in sight
@CrispinBac0n
3 жыл бұрын
Haaa Haaa haaa
@CrispinBac0n
3 жыл бұрын
No sarcasm was harmed in the making of this comment
@stevebremner259
3 жыл бұрын
So that's when Germans can actually be funny; when they diss France! 😂
@RosengrenRene
3 жыл бұрын
@@stevebremner259 all of Europe is funny when that happens 🤣🤣🤣
@hierkonnteihrewerbungstehe7826
3 жыл бұрын
@Careful Icarus 90 percent of german humor is laughing about german things like bureaucracy, weird words and over politicians. You've propably never met a German in your entire life and just assume things that you don't know shit about. If you're french you're just a fucking disgrace for your otherwise great country that doesn't need this crybully-bullshit
@timok.2288
4 жыл бұрын
Americans: "Germans are not funny." Germans: *call for Blitzkrieg*
@timok.2288
4 жыл бұрын
@nikolai bahtin DAS IST INAKZEPTABEL!
@TheWinklerDude
4 жыл бұрын
nikolai bahtin NEIN NEIN NEIN
@digiornodigiovanna7530
4 жыл бұрын
nikolai bahtin si aleman
@darthvader566
4 жыл бұрын
Nuuukeeee Waaaar
@shaunibabe1
4 жыл бұрын
*Soviets Invade berlin*
@N3omega
Жыл бұрын
Guys this stereotype is true they have no f*cking remorse you can be dying and they will ask if your going to work
@beatrixxxkiddo
4 ай бұрын
Classic german joke for ya: an american and a englishman go to a bar in Berlin... it was a gay bar
@valger3636
4 жыл бұрын
"Ein Wurstmacher kauft ein Mutschlibox"
@jforozco12
4 жыл бұрын
Donde esta la.biblioteca??
@mho...
4 жыл бұрын
a sausagemaker buys a pusslybox?! uuuhmkay
@Pokeringo
4 жыл бұрын
for German ears sounds like this: Un Wuschtmacher kauft ein Muschlibox
@jforozco12
4 жыл бұрын
@Skeptical Slim DoNdE EsTA lA BiBlIOtEcA?!?!?
@DrDrystal
2 жыл бұрын
Q: who won the first tour de france? A: the 107th german tank division
@mountainguyed67
2 жыл бұрын
Actually there’s a picture of German soldiers riding bicycles in France. Someone made a meme with it, search should bring it up.
@yak9989
2 жыл бұрын
I was put in Facebook "jail" for 30 days for making a similar joke about the 1940 Tour de France. But that's not the only kicker; they got me 19 months after making it.
@moritztabor1678
2 жыл бұрын
@@yak9989 damn
@yak9989
2 жыл бұрын
@@moritztabor1678 That's what I said, too. Funny enough, I was initially only jailed for a week or maybe 10 days. But after I appealed their punishment, it was increased to 30. Suffice to say I then issued FB a permanent exile from my life, and I'm all the better for it.
@moritztabor1678
2 жыл бұрын
@@yak9989 Yeah I got it for the news but I find myself thinking that I should leave it many times
@123455thatguy
6 ай бұрын
The way he thoroughly seethes with rage makes me laugh each time I watch this.
@callmeshaggy5166
10 ай бұрын
"I will now tell another joke."
@snowcrest7863
3 жыл бұрын
Germany's deadliest joke (courtesy of Monty Python) -"My dog has no nose" -How does he smell?" -"Awful!!"....
@oskdev
3 жыл бұрын
Two peanuts were walking down the strasse. One was a-ssaulted.......peanut.
@warlordofbritannia
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, the best Python-related joke about Germany is from Fawlty Towers: “Would you stop mentioning the war?” “What? Me? But you started it!” “No we did not!” “Yes you did, you invaded Poland!”
@adventussaxonum448
2 жыл бұрын
Python are also responsible for: " French are easy to insult; anything will do. Germans are notoriously difficult to insult. Try setting fire to them or calling their Mercedes Volkswagens."
@matoatlantis
4 жыл бұрын
A german guy is visiting USA for the first time. During immigration questioning officer asks a question: Officer: Occupation ? Guy: no,no .. just visiting.
@vladdracul2379
3 жыл бұрын
Doesn't work with America. We skinned your hides back in the 1700s. Need to go farther east.
@vanya1290
3 жыл бұрын
i heard this joke, but about russians
@weirdstuff886
2 жыл бұрын
Shoulda put Poland or France USA just makes no sense
@niklasw.1297
2 жыл бұрын
@@vladdracul2379 what did America have to do with germany in the 1700s? The germans/prussians had their hands full with failed revulutions
@JohnDoe-fu6zt
2 жыл бұрын
@@niklasw.1297Quote:" what did America have to do with germany in the 1700s?" Hessian soldiers fought against us in our War for Independence. George Washington defeated a large Hessian force at Trenton on Christmas Day in 1776, for example. Many Hessians deserted and became Americans.
@aditghifari5039
Ай бұрын
Germans is a friend that when they talking with passion is scary, while saying nicest things
@kfr0sti
2 жыл бұрын
"Germany is a country of proud people" now that is the best german joke i have ever heard
@mercatorjubio3804
Жыл бұрын
not any more, but there was a time
@Saurophaganax1931
Жыл бұрын
@@mercatorjubio3804 yeah a very dark time.
@mercatorjubio3804
Жыл бұрын
@@Saurophaganax1931 there is a bit more to Germany than the Nazi-era, just educate yourself a little bit
@Saurophaganax1931
Жыл бұрын
@@mercatorjubio3804 educate myself eh? Well just see. Germany as a state didn’t even exist until 1871, which means that there was only a window of 62 years between its founding and the beginning of the “Nazi Era”. That’s less than a life time. Now, in that little window of time, I’m sure Germany wasn’t getting into all sorts of horrific bullshit with the other equally arrogant great power, right? No crushing boxer rebellions or, dunno, starting a whole other World War! Oh and I’m sure that the once proud Germany and it’s predecessor states were certainly not abusing the Jews at all. I’m sure once I “educate” myself I’ll find just a sparkling record of relations with the Jewish community. No hidden massacres here and there, right? Yep, before the Nazi’s, there was nothing dark happening in proud old Germany that’s for sure! But what would I know? I’m uneducated.🖕
@kennethadler7380
Жыл бұрын
You should hear the 1 about America being the land of the free and home of the brave
@beback_
2 жыл бұрын
Actual WW2 era joke from Germany: "What's the difference between Hitler and the sun?" "The sun comes up from the east, Hitler goes down in the east."
@frankomarkusic5912
2 жыл бұрын
I guess it was the type of joke you dont say to random person you just met
@gerardsotxoa
2 жыл бұрын
I've read the memories of a Spanish who was in Germany at the time and he claims that in fact you could joke openly about Nazi leaders but germans had a genuine respect towards Hitler, the people only selfconstrained about Himmler. Other than that it's mostly allies propaganda. It even has a list of jokes about Hitler, Göbbels and Göring. It was only after the fail Valkyrie operation that the Gestapo and SS put more attention to the jokes and anyways by October of 1944 germans in general weren't on mood for jokes.
@Ass_of_Amalek
2 жыл бұрын
Gerard sOchoa the nazis perhaps didn't police private conversations as much as the east german stasi later did, but they did heavily suppress anti-nazi public comedy of all types and other artistic expression. there is a somewhat famous case in which they almost tried to get a guy in finland prosecuted for teaching his dog to do a nazi salute as a joke.
@gerardsotxoa
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ass_of_Amalek You are talking about Modern Germany and UK. Besides that, i know that the roman salute was upheld as national salute on August of 1944 after the murdering attempt so it makes sense the prosecution. The mockering of national symbols was something very serious in many countries back in the day. I'm Mexican and still is a federal crime the mockering of national symbols and i know for sure is the same in Brazil and Argentina but most of time nobody bothers to do a prosecution.
@jonnekallu1627
2 жыл бұрын
I know a better one. Not German though. Stalin wakes in the morning and goes to the balcony to see the rising sun. "Good morning comrade sun!" Stalin says to the sun. "Good morning comrade stalin." the sun replies back. Later in the day Stalin gazes up and sees the sun high up in the sky. "Good day comrade sun!" Stalin says to the sun. "Good day comrade Stalin." the sun replies back. Later in the evening when Stalin is getting ready to go to bed he sees the setting sun. "Good night comrade sun!" Stalin says to the sun. "Fuck you! Commie bastard! I'm in the west now!" the sun replies back.
@seanryan3020
Жыл бұрын
Ngl, that German cannibal joke did get a chuckle out of me! 😁
@CarlosWolfram
Жыл бұрын
El idioma alemán es tan amistoso que una declaración de amor puede sonar como una amenaza de muerte :u
@jensrs4838
2 жыл бұрын
This is a German joke: What do you call a beautiful girl in England? A tourist.
@leonardoflorentin
2 жыл бұрын
Is a good joke but then again the freaking anglos are german descendants, so I don't know if it works.
@thegracienetwork7847
Жыл бұрын
@@leonardoflorentin Germans are definitely better looking
@vermilion7777
Жыл бұрын
@@leonardoflorentin Only partly. Way more french and celtic blood.
@leonardoflorentin
Жыл бұрын
@@vermilion7777 lot of Indian and Pakistani for what I've heard. The whole world is pretty much mixture but my point is the name, england name comes from the anglo tribes and the anglos as the saxons were literally Germanic tribes, the joke doesn't work if it's a German who tells it.
@artyomarty391
Жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure both Germany and England are considered to have some of the ugliest women. I dont know if its true or not... The reasons for it could be numerous, here are my guesses: -Both are first world countries. People in such nations tend to have bad habits such as lacking exercise thus being overweight, and being able to afford to eat as much as you want -Both are male-dominated societies. So if you go to a bar or a night club, you're going to see many more men. So there is a lot of competition for females, which might make it seem that attractive females are few. In contrast to this would be eastern european countries, where most places you go, you'll find more women than men (as many men are alcoholics or poor or dead) -Modern women in both these countries may not be as traditionally feminine as in other countries. They may not worry about their looks. In contrast to this, again, would be eastern european countries where girls from a young age try to always appear their best by wearing makeup/high heels/thin body/etc. -Could be something with the diet, which could have had an effect on genes over many generations, such as eating more meats and such and also getting less vitamin D via sunlight -Taking a wild guess here but could be something related to how German/English facial features respond to makup. Some women, it is known, can go from a 5/10 to a 10/10 just by well-applied makeup. This does not work on every face. Its possible that, generally, English and Grerman faces are not as easily changed with makup. This would mean that women from these countries are just as attractive as from anywhere else, in their natural form, but when factoring in makeup, they fall behind in terms of beauty. -Immigrants. Every country has different immigration policies and practices. Its possible that there are many more male immigrants to these countries, for example, thus limiting the number of women in comparison
@larsaf3
3 жыл бұрын
Three of the world's shortest books: • Italian Heroes • British Food • German Humor
@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169
3 жыл бұрын
Italian hero’s are wrong, we have emperors
@glockamolesauce394
3 жыл бұрын
Ever heard of the roman Empire ?
@od1401
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh the roman empire would like to have a word with you. The brits also have plenty of decent food, if a bit rustic it's still very tasty when done right. As for the germans...ok
@Sumpfkrebs
3 жыл бұрын
What about the Italian partisans, defending their country before the Wehrmacht in WW2???
@ingusmant
3 жыл бұрын
I think you mean good brit food Spoiler: there is none
@Dennis-nc3vw
4 ай бұрын
I personally like Yupik Eskimo humor.
@vermilion7777
Жыл бұрын
Here is a german joke: "Zwei Jäger treffen sich im Wald.... beide tot." (Two hunters met in the woods.... both are dead)
@jorgeluz9560
3 жыл бұрын
My late stepfather was German, and I can say that Germans can be pretty funny sometimes. Most of his humour came from just making a brutally honest off-hand comment the moment you least expected. It was mostly about timing and deadpanned delivery.
@ingusmant
3 жыл бұрын
Examples
@jorgeluz9560
3 жыл бұрын
@@ingusmant it's not easy to give examples, as they wouldn't actually sound very funny, because, as I said, it was mostly about the timing and the delivery. One he'd do sometimes was whenever he got annoyed at someone, when they parted ways he'd use a common farewell expression that roughly translated as "go with God" but he'd change the ending so it became something like "go with God, but GO", so he basically meant "I wish you the best, but just get the fuck out of my sight".
@Youcanatme
3 жыл бұрын
@@jorgeluz9560 yeah German Humor is 90% built on Timing.
@rafasounds-qi5rm
3 жыл бұрын
Accurate. Maybe German humor has the roots of English humor, but German is less malicious, more silly and harmless. English humor likes to dissect peoples skin with an air of calm - that is pretty malicious, but they like to think it’s superior.
@adamesd3699
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if that is a German thing or a generational thing. My father, who is not German, does the same thing.
@theotherwayofstopping4717
2 жыл бұрын
Heaven is a British policeman, a French chef and a German engineer. Hell is a British chef, a French engineer and a German policeman.
@XXXTENTAClON227
Жыл бұрын
Interestingly Britain has a great time regardless
@omaniacwtfc6935
Жыл бұрын
I'd take British Chefs over their policeman any day
@nightwish1000
Жыл бұрын
that's so outdated. today, 99% of countries would prefer the German police to their own.
@bunnylarese2161
Жыл бұрын
Makes no sense because Italian food is the most loved cuisine
@SE45CX
Жыл бұрын
Ok, but make sure you order something you understand on the french menu.
@alstinson
Жыл бұрын
They show they have a great sense of humor, by literally being unable to take a joke.
@starjammi
Ай бұрын
1:41 okay, dude! This is probably one of the hilariously realistic animation of South Park because I like the way this man moves sideways to the mic and his face looks straight when telling himself a joke! This is kinda funny and should be used for a meme!
@GSimpsonOAM
2 жыл бұрын
We had a German visit us. He did a stand up routine at our local club. He opening line was "Hello I'm Hans. A German comedian!" "That was my first joke...." A great comedian.
@nickster5207
4 жыл бұрын
“Knock knock” “Who is there- *VE ASK ZE QUESTIONS*
@AAArnold
4 жыл бұрын
It would almost be funny if that show wasn't so bad.
@pedrolopes3377
4 жыл бұрын
Herzog :)
@spongeyspikes09
Жыл бұрын
Let's see Nietzsche - nihilist philosophy, German Franz Kafka - Author who laughed at his own depressing as hell stories, German Failed Artist - Failed going into art school, joined the military and so on, Austrian I think Jimmy has a point
@danielbeck9367
6 ай бұрын
the "knock-west" joke was great - it explains the difference between east and west germany in a funny way
@The_Mole
2 жыл бұрын
Two Dutchmen board a flight to London. One takes the window seat, the other sits next to him in the middle seat. Shortly before takeoff, a German sits down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the German takes off his shoes, wiggles his toes and gets comfortable when the Dutchman in the window seat says, "Excuse me, I have to get up and get a Coke." "Don't get up," says the German, "I'm sitting on the aisle. I'll get you your Coke." No sooner does he get up than one of the Dutchmen takes one of his shoes and spits in it. When he returns with the Coke, the other Dutchman says, "That looks good, I'd like one too." Again, the German agrees to get it. When he is gone, the other Dutchman takes the other shoe and spits in it as well. When the German returns, they all sit back and enjoy the flight. As the plane comes in for a landing, the German puts on his shoes and immediately realizes what has happened. "Why only?" he asks, "How long will this go on? This fight between our nations. This hatred. These animosities. This spitting-in-the-shoes and pissing-in-the-cola."
@infelixutero7284
2 жыл бұрын
Hey, that was actually good
@CapitanoDilletanto
2 жыл бұрын
Immer auf die Holländer. 🤣
@chesucat
2 жыл бұрын
How do Germans and Ukrainians get along?
@The_Mole
2 жыл бұрын
@@chesucat From the govt's point of view: As long as they are happy with rusty weaponry, very good. 🤢 From the peoples' point of view: If they can't fight for whatever reason and need shelter, everyone's welcome. 🤗 FCK PTN!
@nthgth
2 жыл бұрын
With what airline do you get up to get a Coke?
@hanremLP
4 жыл бұрын
"Germans have no Humor" Germans: DAS WAR DOCH KEIN DEUTSCH!
@etalors4889
4 жыл бұрын
😂👌🏾
@dribbeldiejustiz
4 жыл бұрын
Danke, auf den Kommentar hab ich gewartet.
@youreshouldoflearntgrammer8277
4 жыл бұрын
Isso. Was für deutsche Vollidioten in den Comments.
@Dreamdecipher-pj1nt
4 жыл бұрын
Das ist ja alles der Witz...
@AldhairJOyaga
3 жыл бұрын
Vdhsjalwhebs jrks eieje
@bobkreme2175
Жыл бұрын
As a german I can cormirm those jokes were our best ones.
@imtherealsteve
9 ай бұрын
Was ist gelb und kann nicht schwimmen? What is yellow and cant swim? Ein Bagger A excavator 😂
@unclejoeoakland
2 жыл бұрын
On D-Day, my grampa was personally responsible for the downing of 2 stukas, 3 messerschmitts, a focke-wolfe fighter and at least two reconaissance airplanes, don't know the type. Worst goddamn mechanic in the whole luftwaffe.
@raptin1595
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh XD
@enjigaming11
2 жыл бұрын
@Anti furry Patrol issa fuken joke m8
@donmiller8702
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh so unrealistic as if the Luftwaffe would have had airplanes on D Day
@ximbabwe0228
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@N-Lee
2 жыл бұрын
I'm German. There are some Great German jokes in these comments, I think this one is the best.
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