When I was a kid, I thought that a tornado watch meant that you were supposed to go outside and look for them.
@brianaverly6391
3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, me too
@ladystark1959
3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@alashiadiggs6006
3 жыл бұрын
Omg too damn funny😂!
@ghostlyrose8946
3 жыл бұрын
We do here in Kansas!
@ebriggs3498
3 жыл бұрын
Me too. 😳😖😂
@deannculver7969
3 жыл бұрын
Mom and kids in the closet with pillows, dad outside watching it. True story.
@thrakkorzog75002
3 жыл бұрын
Cable and internet's out, what else are you gonna watch?
@Billy-ho1hu
3 жыл бұрын
This goes for anything dangerous
@melaniezirixa1239
3 жыл бұрын
Once my mom, siblings, and I where in the bathroom while my dad stood in the living room watching the news to see where the tornado was, all the while the siren at the fire station near us was going off. Interestingly it was on a Friday night right after my parents had put us in bed when the siren went off.
@burnthickorysigns6533
3 жыл бұрын
Here to.
@pollyblood1
3 жыл бұрын
Same here! My husband's outside with his camera and won't come in until he's flying in the funnel or it's over. I used to beg him to come in but have learned over the years just to stay sheltering with my children until it's over. I love my man, always protective over our family!
@KeepontheGrind1
Жыл бұрын
“Our County hasn’t looked that red since the Election” Got me dying 😂😂😂
@diamondjim7560
Жыл бұрын
Yep. God Bless Alabama.
@pyrolucky5741
Жыл бұрын
Same
@garyowen9044
Жыл бұрын
Same!
@syferplayz2344
Жыл бұрын
@@diamondjim7560 blessings from Northeast bama!
@diamondjim7560
Жыл бұрын
@@syferplayz2344 Congrats on the Sugar Bowl!
@ChristysChannelYall
Жыл бұрын
“Probably won’t die tonight because I gotta work tomorrow and I never get lucky” 😂😂😂 I feel ya dude, I do!
@mosart7025
Жыл бұрын
That's up there with a friend of mine saying "Jesus is gonna come back the day before I get my braces off, or right between my wedding and honeymoon!"'
@alphagt62
6 ай бұрын
Or before my retirement party. If you’re passing a kidney stone just forget it!
@sheryljohnson6602
Ай бұрын
One year we had a horrible ice storm. Knocked out power to most of the state of NC for a week. My son was working at a Waffle House at the time. He still had to go to work.
@mail-qh2qc
27 күн бұрын
It’s only possible to die on a weekend or have a storm that would cancel work happen on the weekend.
@shadowkissed2370
3 жыл бұрын
"He put gas in it, its battery powered. I don't even know how he did that. Boys a special kind of stupid." 🤣🤣🤣
@suzieseabee
3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the Tesla gas station videos
@mre4u422
3 жыл бұрын
lol, this part got me
@ojaichuck
3 жыл бұрын
This guy knows my brother in law.
@carlajackson3137
3 жыл бұрын
How in the hell do you know my brother in law?
@Skeeterboatfast
3 жыл бұрын
Why did you repeat what he said?
@deebedwell580
3 жыл бұрын
Last year a tornado stopped just short of my house. Apparently, other folks were hiding in their basements. I was too busy running from window to window to get a better look. I am living proof that a stack of degrees doesn’t show intelligence ...
@samiam619
3 жыл бұрын
I’m just glad you can find your way home at night!
@deebedwell580
3 жыл бұрын
@@samiam619 I actually cheat on that, ‘cause I’ve worked from home for nearly a decade, I wear a collar that says “if I’m out, I’m lost” ...
@lululemon5532
3 жыл бұрын
@@deebedwell580 😂😂😂
@WillieStubbs
3 жыл бұрын
Well if they'd just stop calling it a Tornado WATCH! Like Duh, what'd you expect we were gonna do?
@mikeeubank246
3 жыл бұрын
In the words of my people, “Bless your heart.”
@uAaronn
Жыл бұрын
"I can't watch storms sober, I might do something that.. makes sense!" I died of asphyxiation
@brekedekdang39
Жыл бұрын
RIP 🙏 🪦 Glad you were able to write one last comment right before the end.
@TheBanjoShowOfficial
Жыл бұрын
“Probably take out a few dollar generals, we could lose a few of them” lmao this is very true
@MelB868
Жыл бұрын
No we need more dollar generals our closest dollar general is 5 or 6 miles away we have one in the closet town since I live in the country they won’t put one here
@MelB868
Жыл бұрын
I love dollar general I’m going there Tuesday dollar general is the highlight of my Tuesday the funnest thing ever
@kevinthetruckdriver353
Жыл бұрын
@@MelB868 - Don't forget your supply of *Fiddle Faddle.* The poor man's *Cracker Jacks.*
@Sunshine_6886
Жыл бұрын
Do you think DG is in cahoots with the 15-minute cities? Good can food from China, how scary is that? But I love to shop there. ☺️ I know but it's the closest store from us. 4 miles versus 15 miles. But love country life! Love the videos!!!!
@jimhurd3101
Жыл бұрын
I farted in one and they could smell it 2 stores over.. not that impressive, actually
@Habitt5253
3 жыл бұрын
"I can smell rain." This is actually true. I can smell rain too.
@kathryntipton6268
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I can usually tell by the smell and feeling combo 🤠
@rabidsamfan
3 жыл бұрын
It even has a name. Petrichor! I think that is how it’s spelled, anyway.
@xanderbriggs2794
3 жыл бұрын
I think there might be more ozone in the air before rain, don't quote me on it though
@truepeacenik
3 жыл бұрын
@@rabidsamfan You spelled it correctly! It’s the smell when rain (well, water) hits warm stone, concrete or certain minerals in the soil.
@FoodNerds
3 жыл бұрын
I can smell rain 🌧 coming too! I feel it coming in my knees!
@marymarywhyyabuggin
3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the whole, "is it a watch or a warning?" debate that ensues at 2am. At that point, you're right, God's gonna take us home if it's our time!
@nualaseamus
3 жыл бұрын
Every time.
@redstateforever
3 жыл бұрын
Lord, I wish I had a dollar for everytime I’ve had that argument. I’d have...a lot of dollars.
@madiemadthebookworm
3 жыл бұрын
Why dont they just make it a different noise
@redstateforever
3 жыл бұрын
@@madiemadthebookworm It’s not a sound, they’ll just announce it or it’ll scroll across your TV, “Tornado watch in effect until 6:00 p.m.”
@madiemadthebookworm
3 жыл бұрын
@@redstateforever its a sound here sometimes
@charlescraft5582
Жыл бұрын
Nothing brings me back to childhood than standing on the porch while the tornado siren is blaring.
@tthomas501
4 ай бұрын
So true!😂
@Grayson9283
Ай бұрын
Same bro😂😂😂
@PurpleBox89
3 ай бұрын
Grilling in the midst of a tornado because you don't want the effort put into the marinated meat to go to waste if/when the power goes out is by far the most Southern, if not, the most 'Murican thing ever.
@AngeliaGurnerpersonal
3 жыл бұрын
"This thing's gonna just rip right through that new Dollar General they built on the highway. Let's be honest though, we could stand to lose a couple of them." That was too much.
@sharober1
3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂
@elizabethb9551
3 жыл бұрын
These small towns won't have a grocery store. But they ALL have a Dollar General.
@themediocremen1128
3 жыл бұрын
That was too true
@e.s.l5861
3 жыл бұрын
Yep... need to cull the herd on them a bit
@elizabethb9551
3 жыл бұрын
@@e.s.l5861 LOL... You said herd
@skippingstep1515
2 жыл бұрын
"Why do girls live longer than boys." Meanwhile, the boys: "Yo, come outside, this tornado is ginormous!"
@JS-rv3et
Жыл бұрын
aye i used to go out in thunderstorms and insult them. that all you got really? oh dont tell me your done already. thats the loudest you can go? i have a better chance at making my sister wet then you do. and i dont even have a sister.
@Nathan-dt2tu
Жыл бұрын
As a father and husband, can confirm. When we get the odd tornado, I send the wife and kids to the basement and I go outside to watch the storm progress.
@Subt0nix
Жыл бұрын
@@Nathan-dt2tu Yeah my siblings and mother go hide in a closet while me and my father prepare to die on the porch rather than lose our pride in the closet.
@dr.snowman4883
Жыл бұрын
@@Subt0nix Dying to see something awesome is a death well worth
@foppypoof5195
Жыл бұрын
@@Subt0nix “Losing our pride in the closet” there is a gay joke in there waiting to be told, and I’m not intelligent enough to think of any. I was thinking about telling a joke related to me coming out, but that’s too basic in my opinion. Fuck
@Lesley-Skye
Жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I am Southern and this brought back so many memories. The smelling the rain and knee hurting got me. Matt Mitchell, all I can say is just, Bless your Heart.
@FokkeWulfe
Жыл бұрын
Isn't "Bless your heart," akin to "at least she's pretty," in southern?
@lakeireland
9 ай бұрын
@FokkeWulfe The sentiment Bless your heart” depends on the context in which it is being used. It can be used as praise or a polite insult.
@robertswanson7297
Жыл бұрын
"One time i said cloud too loud and the box shutdown." Had me dying
@beanskelly6508
3 жыл бұрын
"We could die tonight. Probably not gonna happen because I have work tomorrow, and I can't get that lucky" MOOOOOOOD
@N0sf3r4tuR1s3n
Жыл бұрын
Yeah that one got me. The others I snickered at at best, I laughed at that one.
@damnedlegionaire
Жыл бұрын
I always used to joke that I couldn't die because I hadn't gotten my shifts covered.
@jonathanbell5570
Жыл бұрын
That hit hard
@AlilishSuki
Жыл бұрын
Hoestly! So true
@amygriffith8224
Жыл бұрын
Thats my dad in a nutshell.
@theandyman88
2 жыл бұрын
"I can smell rain." As a Southerner, can confirm
@wms72
2 жыл бұрын
As a Pennsylvanian, ditto
@VineFynn
2 жыл бұрын
Most people can
@Beachtrader0007
2 жыл бұрын
ya its the ozone. I got that superpower too
@xxhoneysucklexx1545
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@ShadyLady988
2 жыл бұрын
I can always smell the rain coming too lol
@QueenSunstar
Жыл бұрын
Back when I was a kid, despite being deaf, even I could hear the sirens. They had been going off lately due to a malfunction somewhere. It gets fixed. A day later at night, they go off, waking us all up. My dad grabs a flashlight and walks towards the door while muttering there better be a tornado out there or he’s going back to bed. No tornado. Just insane winds. We had gusts recorded in the 90s. True to his word, dad went back to bed.
@AmeliaEarhart53756
Ай бұрын
I'm guessing you weren't fully deaf?
@QueenSunstar
Ай бұрын
@@AmeliaEarhart53756 I’m 72% deaf. What tiny hearing I’ve got is in my right ear. Left ear is total. It’s easier to say I’m deaf over hearing impaired.
@totalhufflepuff203
28 күн бұрын
@@AmeliaEarhart53756most people aren’t fully death or fully blind. It’s a spectrum and partial blindness/being hard of hearing is very common
@AmeliaEarhart53756
28 күн бұрын
@@totalhufflepuff203 I know, but when people say they're deaf or blind, to me it sounds like they're saying they can't hear or see at all.
@totalhufflepuff203
28 күн бұрын
@@AmeliaEarhart53756 but that’s not the full definition of those terms, just the public perception. Now you know that when people say they’re blind or deaf, they are telling the truth because those senses are severely inhibited, even if they’re not completely erased
@bowler7922
Ай бұрын
Northerners just don't understand. In the south when it's gonna rain you can just feel it, air gets denser, winds pick up slightly, humidity skyrockets, clouds come in, you just know. You feel it in your bones! Oh and it has that rain smell. And he's right, you never want the warm before the storm, otherwise its gonna be wet as hell!
@delano4526
6 күн бұрын
I’m a Yank and I can sense rain too, but to me it feels like y’all Southerners are the last remnants of the brains in this country. Up here, people don’t have common sense.
@Meyousus
3 жыл бұрын
“Mother Nature workin harder than our county commissioners.” This one killed me.
@starlegends3092
2 жыл бұрын
It was funny
@eeggg9953
2 жыл бұрын
"there's a really good barbecue spot"
@starlegends3092
2 жыл бұрын
@@eeggg9953 that was my fav part
@JBBrickman
2 жыл бұрын
More like Parish Commissioner
@valorie1559
2 жыл бұрын
Thats a low bar to beat
@-Bellana-
3 жыл бұрын
"Mother nature workin harder than our county commissioner." 🤣
@poonlenghenryyap2923
3 жыл бұрын
because they refused to work, to ensure tt justice is done. Like d Israelites, they think God let them have positions to govern so as to earn big money when God sets up nations so tt people can have peace, security & justice. Failing, d nation is a defective earthern pot/vessel tt God will destroy as when God asked Jeremiah to go to d potter's House. Israel was destroyed by d Babylonians as Israel failed to produce d good fruit God requires. Injustices is d bitter sour grapes of wrath.
@-Bellana-
3 жыл бұрын
@@poonlenghenryyap2923 ....Debbie downer. It was a joke. 🤣
@dudeonacow9917
3 жыл бұрын
Way too true.
@joshtoy
2 жыл бұрын
@@poonlenghenryyap2923 You went waaaaay too into it, buddy. 🤣 But it doesn’t take away from what he said being true. The fact that nine out of ten politicians are worthless and do next to zero while living off our tax dollars.
@poonlenghenryyap2923
2 жыл бұрын
@@joshtoy read Ezekiel 9.
@hollyharvey1986
Жыл бұрын
Texan right here.. and this is pretty accurate! Instead of helping me get our kids in the vehicle he’s just standing there watching the storm til our trampoline flew across the yard and wrapped around an oak tree like a tortilla 🤦🏻♀️
@CandaceDreamer
Жыл бұрын
When I was in 2nd grade my family and I took a trip to Florida over Christmas break. Christmas Day the only restaurant that was open was a Chinese restaurant so we were there eating. When we were going in the sky was getting pretty dark and the news was on in the restaurant talking about a tornado pretty close to the area. Almost everyone else was freaking out but we just kept on eating. My mom being like ‘we’re from Iowa, we’re used to tornados.’
@gekinatracksuit9710
Ай бұрын
"Bro just ride the winds. idk what yall are on about."
@SunnySlays101
Ай бұрын
are you a fellow iowan??
@CandaceDreamer
Ай бұрын
@@SunnySlays101 yes I am. Southeastern Iowa.
@a.katherinesuetterlin3028
28 күн бұрын
@@CandaceDreamer Marshalltown, IA right here! And not only do I have one heck of a west-facing view towards any oncoming storms (courtesy of a 7th-floor apartment), I live quite close to one of our sirens. 😅 All that plus KCCI Channel 8 on my phone. Who needs to be a storm chaser out in a vehicle? 😜
@CandaceDreamer
27 күн бұрын
@@a.katherinesuetterlin3028 I live by the sirens too. They also go off every noon and they are loud.
@prince_ac4865
2 жыл бұрын
"He put gas in it. It's battery powered; I don't even know how he did that." I died.
@Orca19904
Жыл бұрын
"Boy's a special kind of stupid."
@diamondly6250
Жыл бұрын
"special kind of stupid"
@versenova5531
Жыл бұрын
battery powered generator, also known as a battery
@robertjohnson9039
Жыл бұрын
That one had me ROTFL
@tsugima6317
Жыл бұрын
Watched my neighbor mow his lawn trailing clouds of black smoke... he used chain saw mixture instead of gas
@Traci2000
3 жыл бұрын
What's really scary about this video is that while it's completely hilarious, it's also completely true.
@HeySojo
2 жыл бұрын
Yes! I have slept through many a siren! I just roll right over!!
@bread7144
2 жыл бұрын
What’s so scary about that?
@disrupt_-4054
2 жыл бұрын
Somehow this is completely relatable, even though my dad is never like this.
@TheCheffer76
2 жыл бұрын
During Hugo my dad wouldn’t let us leave. Threw all the patio furniture in the pool and prayed
@JinnaSong
2 жыл бұрын
Montana too
@heathergraziadei1395
Жыл бұрын
This is how I knew my California born husband had become fully southern. This was genuinely his reactions, esp the sleeping one while I set up a whole bedroom set and a party platter in the bathroom so we could be comfortable during the tornado. 😂
@marvelpromaniac4617
Ай бұрын
My dad lived in Texas and very rarely saw a tornado, but we live in Illinois and the first time he saw a tornado for real, he took 8 year old me and told to stand on the porch and watch it while he gets the camera, and that is what sparked me to become a storm chaser.
@wiktoriarasaa7505
Ай бұрын
Love that story! Have you chased some big storms this year? :)
@UmmYeahOk
3 жыл бұрын
“I was grillin’ in the blizzard of 93! That was the only way we had to cook.” As someone who went through Snowmageddon 2021 in Texas, I completely understand now.
@ladystark1959
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly! We had no power for a couple if days and so my neighbor got out his grill and invited people to come over and he would cook our meat for us if we brought it over. Another neighbor brought us some of their candles. The neighbor who cooked meat took some of his firewood and set it outside of the doors of people in our building.. (apartments) Such great neighbors!
@CHITTUMSTEVEP
3 жыл бұрын
We had a hurricane in ohio about 12 years ago it knocked out the power to the city for 1 to 4 weeks. 100 mph wind gust we are 500 miles from the ocean.
@juliayoung2291
3 жыл бұрын
I remember the blizzard of 93. There were feet of snow in Atlanta.
@ciannacoleman5125
3 жыл бұрын
Wow I didn’t realize it affected y’all down there. Okie here
@UmmYeahOk
3 жыл бұрын
@@ciannacoleman5125 that was why it became such a national, even international, issue. We have our own separate power grid not connected to the other two US grids. When all of our various sources of energy froze up, we couldn’t borrow electricity from the other two grids, like OK could. We personally were ok, because even though we had no electricity, we still had gas, so our gas fireplaces and gas burners still worked, you just had to light your stove with a match. But people who only had electric ranges couldn’t cook anything. If they didn’t have a working fire, all they had was their grill until the propane ran out. Taste the meat, not the heat. Can’t use charcoal. Sure, many have smokers, but that takes too long. And if you watched the news, you’d see video clips of people lined up trying to buy more propane.
@chrisb3017
3 жыл бұрын
Amber alert at 2am and nothing for a tornado. So true
@alicemartinez-delgado1497
3 жыл бұрын
So ironic because that literally happened in Georgia earlier today!
@thegreatestshowonearth7623
3 жыл бұрын
@@alicemartinez-delgado1497 I was happy it was a Amber alert and not a tornado warning wait does that make me a bad person lol
@alicemartinez-delgado1497
3 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatestshowonearth7623 thankfully they just announced the baby was found unharmed.
@madiemadthebookworm
3 жыл бұрын
So true
@zaraloves8420
3 жыл бұрын
What’s an amber alert?
@havecourageandbekind9605
Жыл бұрын
My daddy grilled during a hurricane! Momma wasn’t happy! He tracked in water every time he came in to get a beer!😂Just stay outside momma said. I’ll get your beer! They really took care of each other! 😂😉
@Boat_enjoyer
Жыл бұрын
Lots of love to James spann keeping people safe in Alabama ❤
@CosmaPaulaton
3 жыл бұрын
Y'know if that reporter's got his jacket off and suspenders on he means business.
@CosmaPaulaton
3 жыл бұрын
@@ericolens3 I honestly don't know much, I don't even live near alabama. I have just watched many things on the tuscaloosa tornado with his coverage. I've seen other coverages too, when he takes that jacket off, it's serious.
@killersopinion1829
3 жыл бұрын
@@CosmaPaulaton The man you are referring to is James Spann. Look up videos of him on KZitem...including the 1-year anniversary of the big tornado outbreak from just a few years ago. You will have a whole new respect for what he does. I am from Louisiana & I declare him an Alabama treasure!
@CosmaPaulaton
3 жыл бұрын
@@killersopinion1829 I forgot his name, and I have watched many videos of his coverings, mostly of the tuscaloosa tornado. He has saved so many lives.
@killersopinion1829
3 жыл бұрын
@@CosmaPaulaton Indeed he has!
@Jarhead6322
3 жыл бұрын
Thats James Spann! Guys been doing weather forever. I don't live in Alabama anymore, but he's still by far my favorite meteorologist. He has the uncanny ability to make the most complex stuff understandable for his viewers and he's superb at making predictions as to where a storm will end up. He came to my elementary school and taught us how to spot hook signatures on radar and a lot of useful safety tips for tornadoes.
@cmwinchell
3 жыл бұрын
"It probably won't happen. Cause I gotta go to work tomorrow. And I never get lucky." - brilliant.
@stephaniefisher2241
3 жыл бұрын
I felt that in my bones.
@thefunniestfarm4731
3 жыл бұрын
Fact check: TRUE
@fredcheckam
2 жыл бұрын
My life lol
@shadowmatrix0101
2 жыл бұрын
That's how we are in southern Illinois with the rare snow we get. Please, God, let there be 3 inches instead of 1 because 1 closes the schools, 2 closes the government offices, and 3 closes everything else down.
@cmwinchell
2 жыл бұрын
@@shadowmatrix0101 wait, what? There are places where schools close down with less than 2 feet of snow? Note - I live in Colorado. The only time the state shuts down is if RTD (our public transport in the Denver Metro area) shuts down; despite some of the blizzards we've had since then, RTD hasn't shut down since 2006.
@GrimAgent
Жыл бұрын
As someone from Alabama that weather man on tv is a legend
@Kait2478
Жыл бұрын
James Spann. Matt gets bonus points for showing him on the TV for this video haha
@TheNEpatriotsrule1
Ай бұрын
James Spann! As someone no where near Alabama and just into the weather and tornados, love that guy. Absolute legend.
@mikegallant811
Ай бұрын
@@TheNEpatriotsrule1well yeah Jim's a pretty great weatherman from what I've seen him on KZitem... But Matt Laubhan from TV station WTVA ain't no shrinking violet either. I've seen some video of him covering tornadoes and certain stuff down that neck of the woods like in tupelo, and he's at the top of his game, good Ol Matt knows his stuff.
@Bigman_GamingVR
Жыл бұрын
1:24, I actually did that during a storm earlier this year lol. My wife and kids were in the safe space and I was watching out of our sliding door. Didn't run for cover until there was very intense wind and limbs flying passed the door. Tornado had gone through a cow pasture right next to the house
@lmboh8585
3 жыл бұрын
"No beer, I might do something that makes sense" is the truest statement I ever heard in my life, LOL !!!
@meganvalek2690
3 жыл бұрын
Haha, that was my favourite part!
@heidiwalker7123
3 жыл бұрын
My husband made sure he was stocked up before a hurricane !
@christopherhelms7290
3 жыл бұрын
"B double E double R U N beer run...."
@YourFellowRNRSisterFan98
2 жыл бұрын
That was my most fav part lol
@theokamis5865
Жыл бұрын
Sorry, I'd get me the bourbon out if I was out of...WHAT?! No Four Roses Single Barrel left? OK, call the county commissioner, tell him to get off his ass and get down to his liquor store and bring me a keg and a case of Four Roses, he owes me for that 12% property tax increase he voted for after he said he would cut!!!
@Routerninja
3 жыл бұрын
Northern Dads during a blizzard. "That snow drift is about to cover the car.. KIDS, GET OUT THERE AND SHOVEL! I KNOW ITS STILL SNOWING!"
@AngelaBuyck
3 жыл бұрын
Yip
@truepeacenik
3 жыл бұрын
Well yeah...you shovel at any point you can so the day after isn’t impossible. And you have to take on the Plow Mountain that closes you in.
@steveisthecommissar4013
3 жыл бұрын
True
@ladystark1959
3 жыл бұрын
That's the way my yankee boyfriend tells it! He likes to make fun of how excited we get about snow here in Texas. It annoys me and cracks me up at the same time.
@sgtpepper6379
3 жыл бұрын
Lol u gonna wait till the snow is a foot high to shovel? Good luck.
@frankkang8994
Жыл бұрын
“An Amber Alert will give me a Heart Attack at 2 am; we get nothing for a tornado?” So true.
@ki5aok
Ай бұрын
I finally got one the other day when the storm I was being hit with in Houston spawned a tornado. I had to take a look at my phone a few times just to make sure it was a tornado warning and not another Amber alert. I used to make the comment that I would never get an alert for a tornado on the ground from my phone, unless it kidnaps a three year old, then I'll get the Amber alerts instantly.
@humbleebumblee
Жыл бұрын
to be fair the body aching when sudden temp drops and such is a real thing that I can sadly relate to but the "also my knee hurts" bit was perfect lol
@jonathonrodriguezthomas6457
3 жыл бұрын
"I'd rather die with a good hamburger in my hand than let those patties go to waste" I salute you good sir!
@YourFellowRNRSisterFan98
2 жыл бұрын
Same here
@LSUtiger151
Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo this is my daddy to a T!!! Hurricane Ida was throwing the patio chairs across the yard and he came in the living room wanting to know how every likes their steaks because “I’ve already marinated them, might as well cook em too, and then we can die happy and full” 🤣
@dwyane23
Жыл бұрын
dude i dont eat meat and i found that so fucking funny and relatable if there was an F5 tornado in my area id be outside grilling patties (Note i dont eat meat that dont mean i dont cook meat it aint going in my body so i dont give a bleep lol XD)
@amygriffith8224
Жыл бұрын
Relatable.
@ladydi4runner
3 жыл бұрын
About LOST my Mind when he plainly stated “...remember that day I just slightly mentioned CLOUD and whole DirectTV system shutdown!...” 💀Dang near splattered my screen! 🤣🤪🤣
@reedermh
3 жыл бұрын
I used to have satellite TV. Whenever the weather was bad it would go out. And The Weather Channel would be the first one to go out.
@cryamistellimek9184
3 жыл бұрын
@@reedermh A coordinated attack
@Robynhoodlum
Жыл бұрын
Yup, we have Direct TV at our bar. I don’t have to look outside to tell you if there’s wind or rain. It just flicks off every time there’s a spat.
@fallsprite7744
Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the last time we had a tornado, my dad was in the middle of cooking dinner when the sirens went off. My mom sent us to our space and my dad just kept on cooking, didn’t even flinch! It was great! We even got a board game out and just had a tornado party.
@ericvonzeppelin9981
Жыл бұрын
5 regular laughs and 3 big belly laughs for me in one skit. Matt, you are special person that brings laughter to the world. Thank you.
@patrickmeyer1967
3 жыл бұрын
My wife woke me at 3 am because of wind and rain, said we were gonna have a tornado. We live in a trailer, so my response was " What do you want me to do about it? If its our time, then its our time. besides I gotta get up in an hour and a half. " Needless to say I was not "allowed" to go back to sleep
@slcRN1971
3 жыл бұрын
Living in coastal North Carolina, we pay attention to hurricane watches and warnings. Years ago we actually got a tornado watch and then a warning was issued (close to nightfall). After nightfall the electricity had gone out because of high winds and a thunderstorm. My husband had gone to sleep early so when I heard that sound (like a train makes) and tried to wake him up, he just refused to get up to go to the safe area!! Well, I went downstairs without him and waited. When I ventured out of the safe area, it was too dark to see what damage might have been done. The next morning, we looked at the tree studded lot beside us and it had trees flung around like they were match-sticks. All he said was, “See, I told you that it wouldn’t hit us”! For me, it had hit far too close to our house!!!
@TheBridget272
3 жыл бұрын
We live in a trailer and one time the sirens went off and and we made our way through a monsoon to the neighbor's cellar. I knocked on his door, trying, you know, to save his life. When it was over he told me I don't have to wake him up if there's a tornado; it'll be fine.
@virginiavarble7818
3 жыл бұрын
Your comment made me laugh so hard. Thank you for that! 😁
@MistbornPrincess
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheBridget272 I tried to get our upstairs neighbors to come to our second bathroom on first floor but neither family took me up on it. It’s ok, I guess, their dogs are barky…
@KipdoesStuff
Жыл бұрын
ANd you all lived, so she was wrong.
@nathanielanderson4898
3 жыл бұрын
I am a dad, and I am sure that the reason my children roll their eyes at me, and speak to me the way they do, is because I act just like this.
@Tusk_Tact
3 жыл бұрын
As a fellow Dad I salute you sir
@bourne8636
2 жыл бұрын
As a son you make me sick
@papakurt4162
2 жыл бұрын
As a bastard I do not understand this comment, but I appreciate the energy.
@tiaan7183
2 жыл бұрын
@@bourne8636 Calm down
@MrThunk
2 жыл бұрын
@@bourne8636 Calm down boi
@maravonda
Жыл бұрын
I love this! Whenever there is a tremendous storm I go out on the porch to watch. Usually take my little dachshund with me...nothing scares her!!!!!!
@sharonbonebrake8332
Жыл бұрын
Midwesterner here. I know this so true! I use to go watch the tornados on the front porch with dad. It always said he rather see and know where it was going instead of hiding in the dark. a few years ago I was getting ice cream out of the carton listening to our battery operated radio. Told husband the radio says its coming our way, we better get in the closest. He asked where it was I told him. He said it already went over us. So I just finished dipping my ice cream and ate it. It the worst was over.
@addyrae9940
3 жыл бұрын
“Our county ain’t looked that red since the last election” love that
@ghostlyrose8946
3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment! That was the best line in the video!
@hopeclayburnsax9369
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 This line right here had me rolling.
@davidallen6827
3 жыл бұрын
Damn rigghhttt
@txredkim867
3 жыл бұрын
Boom! Merica
@alphawolftheguardian6081
3 жыл бұрын
I reckon the word is hatn't
@calcium9398
Жыл бұрын
'Also my knee hurts' is a thing that actually works by the way to tell when it will rain. People with Arthritis tend to feel more pain in their joints when humidity drops, which commonly occurs before it rains. My grandmother says the same thing and for the longest time I thought she was a shaman or something.
@Chiefqueef91
Жыл бұрын
It’s the atmospheric pressure drop
@llamasugar5478
Жыл бұрын
Yep. The pressure. I judge the severity of the coming storm by how dizzy I get and how much my neck hurts.
@gaiasguardian205
Жыл бұрын
Imagine how fast people would move years ago, when one of the kids would go runnin' out to the field to yell "Mawmaw's knee's a hurtin'!"
@mosart7025
Жыл бұрын
Is this an actual case of mansplainin'?
@thenovicenovelist
7 ай бұрын
My dad can "feel" whether or not it's going to rain in his knees as well due to arthritis. My little brother can supposedly feel it in his leg because years ago he broke his leg when a truck pulled out in front of my brother's scooter and crashed into it. Luckily, he only hurt his leg, but it broke in multiple places and took months to heal. Now his leg hurts before it starts raining.
@ajbanimatedstudios5014
Жыл бұрын
As a southern I can indeed say that this is ridiculously accurate.
@HEDGE1011
Жыл бұрын
“It’s just a trampoline that got picked up by a tornado.” I laughed so suddenly and loudly at that line that I frightened the cat!
@louisianacherokee5949
3 жыл бұрын
We always knew there was bad weather coming when we seen our dad with a cup of coffee standing in the front yard looking up at the sky
@drinkthekoolaidkids
3 жыл бұрын
🤣 classic dad pose , lolo I love to stand on the front porch and watch the lighting and wind just before the rain starts .
@intercat4907
2 жыл бұрын
Dang it, I made it all the way through that video and YOU got me. Now I'm laughing like an idiot and feeling homesick and reaching for the paper towels all to oncet.
@sneedmando186
2 жыл бұрын
Why do we do this 😂
@suzannehartmann946
2 жыл бұрын
Our porch was in the back yard and the weather came from that direction too lol.
@LSUtiger151
2 жыл бұрын
My daddy still does this for every storm (also while wondering if he’s still got time to cut the grass!)! And my mama still calls me to tell him to get his butt back inside 😂
@LimegreenSnowstorm
2 жыл бұрын
As a southerner I can confirm that trampolines fly surprisingly well. I’ve had friends wake up to find a trampoline in their yard that wasn’t theirs. Or blocking the alley. I laughed way too hard when he said that XD
@SquirtleHK
Жыл бұрын
It's our State Bird!🤣🤣
@mariahmangram1621
Жыл бұрын
I live in the Midwest. We had trampolines flying too. Also medical records from a doctors office went to a different state.
@starship2023
Жыл бұрын
Trampolines fly better than a plane
@Alex-vw9ij
Жыл бұрын
Pools fly amazingly too. Had one flip itself onto our trampoline and hold it down so the trampoline didn't fly. Also had our trampoline end up in the neighbor's pool
@duhhuh58
Жыл бұрын
My daughter had the trampoline get picked up from the front yard and was dropped in the backyard. Took a small chunk out of the neighbors siding but that was it
@redeemedandblessed
Жыл бұрын
You are hilarious!! Looks so strange as I'm sitting in doctor's office and start randomly laughing out loud. These people must think I'm a lunatic. You're great!!
@Silver_dognic104
Ай бұрын
One time gotta amber alert, I screamed. Everyone, EVERYONE thought that a grown azs man yelled at the top of his lungs in the doctor office.
@8bitsythesiberianhusky
Жыл бұрын
This is EXACTLY what i needed today! OMG so perfect… just subscribed.
@iwasanMBTInerd
Жыл бұрын
The men standing outside watching the tornado as it comes directly towards them is the most accurate thing ever
@NotSoCrazyNinja
Жыл бұрын
There is a reason why women tend to live longer than men. I would be lying if I said I would immediately seek shelter in a tornado warning.
@videoman4040
2 жыл бұрын
“Mother Nature workin harder than our county commissioners.” and “Our county ain’t looked that red since the last election” killed me
@Dakanababy12
Жыл бұрын
As a Texan with a father and guy friends this is beyond accurate
@WolfLover21213
Жыл бұрын
As a Southerner, I love this!
@stevekynard6658
3 жыл бұрын
It's so funny, if it's not pouring down rain or dark I actually do go out with a cold beer and watch. Drives my wife crazy. And yes, I was grilling during the blizzard of 93.
@rosiebateson4498
3 жыл бұрын
😆
@olivemorring3723
3 жыл бұрын
My parents were married right before the blizzard of 93. The only thing they had to eat was sun chips and mint chocolate hershey bars. Now they celebrate their anniversary each year by eating sun chips and hershey bars.
@kitsunelee007
3 жыл бұрын
Oh the blizzard of '93 and the South😂
@nunyabusiness8538
3 жыл бұрын
every time it rains i sprint to the porch to smoke a bowl lol cannot watch rain sober
@wakerobin9215
2 жыл бұрын
@@olivemorring3723 aww that's sweet
@nanad9845
3 жыл бұрын
Matt is so funny .... Everything he said we've all heard ... With the possible exception of the trees in the pot holes ...
@ladystark1959
3 жыл бұрын
Yep. I hear ya. So true!
@sangralknight3031
3 жыл бұрын
Nope... I've heard that. Trees in the pot holes is a thing.
@Ace-1525
3 жыл бұрын
In Pennsylvania at least I assure you that trees in pot holes is definitely a thing.
@georgesracingcar7701
2 жыл бұрын
@Ace It annoys when my dad is bringing me home from school and I’m suddenly thrusted against my seat because a random bush just decided to block the whole lane. Our roads are controlled by Mother Nature, lmao
@TrashPandaRaider666
Жыл бұрын
As a southerner living smack in the middle of tornado valley, this hits close to home. I’m so used to tornados, I don’t even get scared. That’s also the reason I have a hard time sleeping in thunderstorms. Where I live, a bad thunderstorm usually means tornado, and you do NOT wanna fall asleep when one of those things are around. Sorry for the paragraph, LOL.
@WhenLifeEnds_
10 ай бұрын
Slept through a tornado warning in a mobile home right beside a large, cracked window with a large window close on the other side.
@Kait2478
Жыл бұрын
A weather radio can give you that alert even if your phone fails you! Nighttime tornadoes are far more dangerous than daytime ones, partly because you're usually asleep.
@averymann3069
3 жыл бұрын
"our county hasn't been this red since the last election"-this is just a masterpiece
@FridgeBirdddd
Жыл бұрын
Lol this is spot on and my dad isn’t even southern. One time when my brother was a baby, my mom was rushing to get him inside a safe spot and my dad was just sitting by the window, drinking coffee laughing because everyone’s trash cans where flying away.
@thelostmessenger
Жыл бұрын
That image of the trash cans flying away is too funny
@Spingerex
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@emmajones7492
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@laurao3274
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, my dad is from Ohio and I'm from MD. My mom and us kids would be in the basement, while he's chilling in his bedroom on the second floor going, "It's all good."
@HashimotoDatsu
Жыл бұрын
@@laurao3274 from Ohio myself, it was a nice family pass time for the boys while my mom and sister took it seriously
@winterdream5710
3 ай бұрын
"That's the neighbor. Hey Mrs. Johnson". I died! Wish I had found this channel years ago, need more laughter 😁
@SomeGuy-hd4cn
Жыл бұрын
As someone who has been thru 3 tornados. You only start to care when the sky goes green.
@audiwrite6197
3 жыл бұрын
Facts...my step dad stood at the doorway - door wide open, cigarette lit during a hurricane. 🤣😂 looked like a movie scene outside.
@hollylewis6631
3 жыл бұрын
We lived in Polk County Florida when the big 3 came through. We sat under the car port and watched alot of the rain and the debris flying. We decided to go inside when the oak tree in the back yard fell. 😀
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
Жыл бұрын
And I betcha the cigarette was IN his mouth - no hands involved - with an ash that was both defying the laws of physics by staying rigid, and was also somehow longer than the original cigarette.
@iCharlee
3 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure most Southern/Midwestern people are born with the natural ability to “Smell Rain”
@Casokat
3 жыл бұрын
can confirm
@spiritualbeetle3904
2 жыл бұрын
It's a sixth sense really
@elishabiggs86
2 жыл бұрын
@@spiritualbeetle3904 some might even call it the seventh
@eastofwarden
2 жыл бұрын
@@spiritualbeetle3904 it’s the sense of smell
@RosemaryTheFloran
2 жыл бұрын
@@eastofwarden Nah, there's the sense of smell, and then there's the sense of rain smell
@Tornadica
Жыл бұрын
I know this is a bit late, however i love how calm he is with a large and dangerous tornado on the tv cause southern dads do, in fact, do that.
@squeezylemons8357
Жыл бұрын
This is 100% accurate 😂 and now I'm that dad, I get excited for these big Texas storms
@carterm715
3 жыл бұрын
I thought everyone could smell rain...
@queenbunnyfoofoo6112
3 жыл бұрын
@@ericolens3 I think it might be rural vs. city rather than Northern vs. Southern. The air has a special smell....I think the odors in a city might cover that up.
@jordanpetry1292
3 жыл бұрын
@@queenbunnyfoofoo6112 apparently humans can smell water better than sharks can smell blood. Also lightning creates ozone, that's the "thunderstorm" smell.
@carterm715
3 жыл бұрын
@@ericolens3 I can tell by the color of the clouds, how long they've been there and the *smell.* ESPECIALLY the *smell.*
@queenbunnyfoofoo6112
3 жыл бұрын
@@jordanpetry1292 Yes. For me, the bonus is the smell when those first few drops hit the ground! The smell of the earth is incredible!
@queenbunnyfoofoo6112
3 жыл бұрын
@@carterm715 Also, how everything gets dead quiet right before a thunderstorm. No birds, no bugs....just silence.
@GiRR007
2 жыл бұрын
"one time I said the word cloud too loud and the whole box just shut down" God this is perfect XD
@Halemmeric2010
Жыл бұрын
The knee barometer is REAL .. so is the rain smell.. smells like a pool without the chlorine
@reginaphalange30
Ай бұрын
The direct TV thing is so relatable!😂
@brandinop6379
3 жыл бұрын
“That’s a funnel cloud for sure... wait no someone is burnin somethin” Straight facts!!
@g.williams2047
2 жыл бұрын
There's always someone who just cleared some land and needs to get rid of the brush. Always lol.
@assailant8722
Жыл бұрын
My parents are both from the north, but my mom remarried a Southerner. It’s so funny: when we had a tornado at my dad’s house, we all go into the safe space and hunker down. When we had a tornado at my mom’s house, my stepdad goes out onto the porch and watches.
@clarkgriswold-zr5sb
Жыл бұрын
Well, heck yeah! (Direct hit and it's not going to matter too much anyway...)
@mhmscrapbook
2 ай бұрын
I was laughing when you said you were grilling during the blizzard of 93. My dad always grilled too! I can still picture him standing on the desk with a portable charcoal grill propped up on an old living room side table in a tank top and shorts! We made littleneck clams that night and if they didn't open, he'd chuck them into the road and they'd explode! He'd be out there rain or shine, blizzard or hurricane, nothing stopped him 😁
@EJ-mb6du
Жыл бұрын
We speak a universal language. Okie here 🙋🏼♀️ easily relating. Hey, hold my beer while I subscribe to this channel.
@clintlewis1715
2 жыл бұрын
That's so true, especially the sleeping part. I'm from Oklahoma and my wife is from Pennsylvania. When we moved back to Oklahoma, for the first few years, I would let her get a safe space in the closet ready, when a tornado was near. One night she woke me up and said the tornado sirens are going off. I swear I don't remember saying this, but she said that I looked at her said "what do you want me to do about it. If a tornado comes through here, we're dead anyway" and then I rolled over went back to sleep...lol
@sunnymarie2060
Жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆
@yupthatsme6633
3 жыл бұрын
“ I think it just picked up a cow....oh no that’s our neighbor.”
@Weebwithpurplehair
5 ай бұрын
All the trees fall down and take care of the potholes GENIUS!!!
@TeKnoVKNG23
Ай бұрын
"I have to go to work tomorrow, and I never get lucky." Basically me anytime snow gets forecast, lol.
@MR-zq5gt
3 жыл бұрын
One of my earliest childhood memories was there being a tornado warning as one had touched down into the county over and so my mom, brother and I all hunkered down but my dad took the dog and went out for a walk 😂
@JS-rv3et
Жыл бұрын
tornadoes aint shit. being it
@wieldylattice3015
Жыл бұрын
Being it
@loudtaste1046
Жыл бұрын
that’s the most badass dad thing ever
@loudtaste1046
Жыл бұрын
that’s the most badass dad thing ever
@wieldylattice3015
Жыл бұрын
@@loudtaste1046 good sir did you mean to post that twice?
@crypt_chris
2 жыл бұрын
Bro “ probably will see our state bird flying by….. it’s just a trampoline that’s been picked up by the wind” that got me I showed this to parents and they dying of laughter dude keep doing what your doing. And I’m a southerner too that’s literally my dad when there’s a bad storm coming he just sits there like nothings happening while the rest of us are freaking out. He even literally went outside and grilled us steaks in the middle of a thunderstorm
@TLBgaming0330
Жыл бұрын
He’s just sacrificing himself to make sure y’all are well fed 😂😂😂
@crypt_chris
Жыл бұрын
@@TLBgaming0330 yah haha
@prometheusproton3886
Жыл бұрын
“We needed this rain.” 💀
@morrigankasa570
10 ай бұрын
I'm a 30 yr old Man born & raised Minnesotan, still living in Minnesota. Anyway, though I never personally experienced a Tornado. I do like to go out into Thunderstorms and sometimes Snow Storms/Blizzards. It's so refreshing, exciting, and fun!!!
@CantStayAway
Жыл бұрын
Oh man this is all gold. "You know I can't watch storms sober!" "Is that a cow? Oh no, that's our neighbour." "Our county ain't been that red since the last election." "It probably won't happen though, cuz I gotta go to work tomorrow, and I never get lucky."
@andrearobbins9450
3 жыл бұрын
Ain't it the truth about the direct tv!
@emmalynn5877
3 жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@anthonycurby4606
3 жыл бұрын
I just said cloud and the box shut down
@emmalynn5877
3 жыл бұрын
@@anthonycurby4606 omg ya
@adrianguynn5807
3 жыл бұрын
Yes it's so frustrating! First sign of a sprinkle and mine goes out!
@jamesanthony8438
3 жыл бұрын
@@adrianguynn5807 That's how it was when we had that crap. Dish Network sucks, too, but at least they stay online until the clouds have blackened and the rain's coming down in sheets. =)
@DrMurdercock
Жыл бұрын
"Mother nature working harder than our county commissioner" Dude, you would fit right in here in Indiana lol
@spking4149
Жыл бұрын
You know he’s legit when he’s got the Hardee’s Rise and Shine coffee cup
@jacobwoods8738
3 жыл бұрын
They always have to be in the night, couldn’t it be during the day when I wasn’t trying to sleep and could see what was going on outside? That bit about going to hit the new dollar general was priceless.
@ltp9019
3 жыл бұрын
My dad slept through a tornado warning...Mom tried to get him up but I think he was passed-out from beer. I was real little...and we ended up going in the basement for a long while. Another storm, my dad brought a horse down into the basement - we had a stairwell to the outside, but it was real steep. Looking back, I have no idea how that horse tolerated his nonsense. :D
@drinkthekoolaidkids
3 жыл бұрын
Lol sounded like the Horse had Horse sence and not nonsense , he wasn't about to die in no tornado...
@Oleandra-13
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the horse was drunk too?
@Moompl
3 жыл бұрын
And people southerners are have horse stereotypes about us
@Aceshot-uu7yx
2 жыл бұрын
@@Moompl what jacked up accent is that
@Aceshot-uu7yx
2 жыл бұрын
@@Moompl don't fix it just leave it like that so people have a stroke while reading it because that is better writing than harry potter.
@calebdl77
Жыл бұрын
Complete with a Hardee’s coffee mug!!! You are a true southerner my friend!!!
@domicar.smiles
Жыл бұрын
I’m late to the party, but this is great stuff! Trees falling in the potholes😂😂😂😂
@SupersuMC
Жыл бұрын
Nature's patch job.
@martinelliotedwards1883
3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in Texas: “This is it y’all! Get my beer, and tv!”
@kathleenkirchoff9223
3 жыл бұрын
On the coast it's hurricane parties. My Houston family refused to evacuate, I seriously told Daddy to just sharpie my name and phone number on his arm during Ike so they could tell me when his body washed up.
@Tusk_Tact
3 жыл бұрын
Also in TX: Sirens
@triads1840
2 жыл бұрын
Wtf dude you stole my first and last name
@BobSmith-jf6qr
2 жыл бұрын
N.C to...
@TheOReport1994
3 жыл бұрын
0:28 "Where's the beer at? What do you mean we're out? What am I supposed to drink when I'm watching this thing in the front yard? " So true.
@ETXKING
Жыл бұрын
"I was grilling in a blizzard in 93" I'm dying 😂 and all this true my wife yells at me cuz I'm on the porch like LT Dan
@kennethmaese4622
Жыл бұрын
I have to go to work tomorrow and I never get that lucky resonated with me to the bottom of my soul
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