Part 2 here: kzitem.info/news/bejne/yKqFmoxjhGOUoKA
@ivancanak4470
Ай бұрын
I have an idea. 💡 Theory. I think Peter is secretly in love with Mr Ditkovich and that is why he is always late with his rent. A desperate cry for his attention. It is quite obvious once you think about it. Feal free to use it in your edits if you like it.
@Alex169o
Ай бұрын
Thanks 😢
@leonsus9317
4 ай бұрын
With no power, comes no responsibility. ~Uncle Ben~
@user-ot6zy2lv7k
4 ай бұрын
Harry, HARRY, It's time to cook the meth
@sarayasage
4 ай бұрын
What a great life motto
@apocratos0174
4 ай бұрын
@@sarayasagehey babe....let me eat your tuna!
@Happypuppyz
4 ай бұрын
What a great motto
@BatmanisBatman
4 ай бұрын
My life explained
@JWProductions2023
4 ай бұрын
Cancer-Man Far from the cure
@Iminyourare12
4 ай бұрын
Cancer-man no way to cure
@milk9817
4 ай бұрын
Cancer-man deathcoming
@shinsenshogun900
4 ай бұрын
Cancer-Man Into the Cancerverse
@sabito4737
4 ай бұрын
@@shinsenshogun900😂😂 what would their names be hi I am testicular cancer man this is skin cancer man and this is lung cancer man
@YoussefMohsen-yd1mo
4 ай бұрын
Spiderman Endgame
@ChickenTablet
4 ай бұрын
"with great cancer, comes great hair loss" - Evil Norman Assporn, 2002
@sqlexp
3 ай бұрын
Chemo causes hair loss. Cancer doesn't.
@MarvelFan1564
3 ай бұрын
Norman Assporn 🤨📸
@SamArt6607
2 ай бұрын
That’s a funny😂
@Mfields4517
Ай бұрын
Holly shitt if that had only been added 😂
@Ocidad
Ай бұрын
dark joke/humor 😂😂
@bonesaw7468
4 ай бұрын
Kind of wholesome how the Osborn family tried to save him.
@Fainstrider
4 ай бұрын
Not even his fathers death was going to stop Harry from curing cancer. He was going to stop at nothing to save his friend.
@a2zmultigamingyt74
4 ай бұрын
It's Norman *Assporn
@zalrick
2 ай бұрын
assporn family
@shiro1369
2 ай бұрын
I think u meant assporn
@DarknetDude
4 ай бұрын
Norman Osborn is actually the hero here.
@Perrito770
4 ай бұрын
*p
@iso-wildrift3834
4 ай бұрын
Norman assporn*
@gamersoul2355
4 ай бұрын
You mean Norman As*p*rn ? 😂😂
@KabroSaavedra
4 ай бұрын
Almost
@ediyanto141
4 ай бұрын
Norman assporn
@LondonTransport466
4 ай бұрын
“Sometimes, you gotta get cancer yourself”. That’s one hell of an inspirational quote.
@RebellionBloodshed
4 ай бұрын
Brought you by pfizer
@LuanAmorim1761
4 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jjohnsonnccc
4 ай бұрын
Underrated comment
@dastvan8002
4 ай бұрын
What I say before entering R/Batmanarkham
@noctambule5726
4 ай бұрын
It's cancerin' time!
@shadowfighter9555
4 ай бұрын
"Norman Assporn" got me dead fr ☠️
@McLovin-Mixtape
4 ай бұрын
Lmao
@uveshpanja6293
3 ай бұрын
We don't know how much he sacrificed
@chieseledboockshelf
2 ай бұрын
@@uveshpanja6293 thank god you are still alive
@user-hd4lr9xe6x
2 ай бұрын
@@chieseledboockshelf not anymore
@uveshpanja6293
2 ай бұрын
@@user-hd4lr9xe6x ayy what do you mean 🧐
@terminatorwombat6948
4 ай бұрын
'With no power, comes no responsibility' is gonna be my new life motto.
@barkabar4292
4 ай бұрын
Peter gets a lot of bullying
@mbk1538
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@davidwhitaker2211
4 ай бұрын
Oh man, when I heard that line I instantly thought of all the things that Spider-Man gunman horny man etc would do 😂😂
@kamalaparkerballs
4 ай бұрын
Simply skip paying your electricity bills, soon you'll have no power.
@terminatorwombat6948
4 ай бұрын
@@kamalaparkerballs now this is creative
@connormcclenny9681
4 ай бұрын
The AI dialog is getting scary good
@Koozwad
4 ай бұрын
it's over
@penepollasexual
4 ай бұрын
@@Koozwad you have the high ground?
@techfrank2431
4 ай бұрын
Thats good. At least it's less editing now and less stressful work to make it better. Depending on the person that uses it of course.
@theintrovertedaspie9095
4 ай бұрын
@@techfrank2431It could be a dangerous thing if misused. Think about all the dangerous stuff that could happen if technology like this were in the wrong hands.
@The0thDoctor
4 ай бұрын
@@theintrovertedaspie9095 it already is accessible to the wrong hands
@Deuteromis
4 ай бұрын
As someone with Stage 4 cancer who has undergone chemo and radiation treatment, this hits hard and makes me laugh. I had the worst kind of chemo called the Red Devil. That stuff is like having a horrible hangover after a hard night of drinking with Death. Thankfully nothing new is growing.
@ransomsdp
4 ай бұрын
🎉🙏
@Trainer_Steve
4 ай бұрын
Did it hit as hard as the *cancer* did?
@Harry64278
4 ай бұрын
How did that get in there?
@s..s
4 ай бұрын
Thankfully it was the Red Devil, not the Green Goblin...
@itsshrimp91
4 ай бұрын
Damn. Well keep on fighting my friend, and stay safe! ❤
@phongvierob9356
4 ай бұрын
Peter:"You got cancer at my age?" Uncle Ben:"No, I didn't get cancer but..." 😂
@kuraidunno2945
4 ай бұрын
RIP Norman Assporn, gave his life trying to find a way to fight cancer for Peter, but 1 day cancer is just too strong...
@karansahu342
4 ай бұрын
"Assporn"?? Bro what 💀
@Golecom2
4 ай бұрын
@@karansahu342 See the video again, i think you didnt pay attention.
@georgeoldsterd8994
4 ай бұрын
The Human Spider really did him dirty. The man sacrificed his health and life to save Peter!
@Perrito770
4 ай бұрын
@@karansahu342Bro watched Coco melon and reached here
@karansahu342
4 ай бұрын
@@Golecom2 ah mb bro I just saw it 💀
@TheDepressedMemeCat
4 ай бұрын
"You know, I have something of a cancer myself"
@the_halofanb0y
4 ай бұрын
🫂
@lesliejamesgilbertbyrne6448
3 ай бұрын
Not funny
@TheDepressedMemeCat
3 ай бұрын
@@lesliejamesgilbertbyrne6448 if you're getting offended by this, you're on the wrong channel 😂
@lesliejamesgilbertbyrne6448
3 ай бұрын
@@TheDepressedMemeCat get a life its not funny
@brucelau2023
3 ай бұрын
BRUH THATS NOT FUNNY
@PNWParkRanger
4 ай бұрын
1:07 “I’m something of a patient myself.”
@CricFax.07
2 ай бұрын
Impressive 💀
@Jay3up
Ай бұрын
“Thank god your still alive” “Not anymore lol” 💀 💀 💀
@Gabrielverse
4 ай бұрын
It's nice to see Osborn risking his life to test the cancer cure for Peter. 😂
@aprophetofrng9821
3 ай бұрын
Nah he gave himself cancer to test the cancer cure later. But insta-died from the cancer he gave himself. Wild dude.
@katboi7140
3 ай бұрын
*Assporn
@georgeoldsterd8994
4 ай бұрын
"This is actually brilliant. Peter gets cancer because he's bitten by a radioactive spider, but is finally noticed by MJ. Norman uses his riches and resources to try and save the life of his son's best friend, because he's just that much of a standup guy, sacrificing his own health and life to test an experimental treatment. No superpowers, just social commentary and raw human drama about living life with a terminal illness, sacrifice, and grief." - George Oldsterd, TRN I'd legit watch this movie.
@Delimit4tor11
4 ай бұрын
"Sometimes... you gotta get cancer yourself."
@XEPOMETP
4 ай бұрын
0:56 that scene got so moving. Rest in peace Dr.Assporn, you were a great something of a scientist. Respect.
@Bertal03
Күн бұрын
LMAAAAAAOOOO
@EliJang01
4 ай бұрын
Norman assporn is such a good guy, he try to save peter
@shivanandakhumukcham3134
4 ай бұрын
"We don't know how much he sacrificed " nice one 😅
@garburto
2 ай бұрын
“Norman Assporn” “We don’t know how much he sacrificed” I’m cooked 😂😂😂😂😂
@TheDepressedMemeCat
2 ай бұрын
Peter: "I got cancer" *Awkwardness intensifies* Harry: "you're looking for a job right"😂😂
@geralt7144
4 ай бұрын
Cancer-Man, Cancer-Man, does what ever a man with cancer can
@hardcore4090
4 ай бұрын
😂
@77strawberryflavour
3 ай бұрын
🤣
@GrizbyK72
2 ай бұрын
Which… isn’t a whole lot unfortunately :(
@sofiacreepypastafan
Ай бұрын
Except for the cure
@venomark7883
Ай бұрын
DESTROYING CELLS, REMOVING HAIR TURNS TO BALD WITH SOME RADIATION GLARE🤣
@Multiversal_Productions
4 ай бұрын
The kindness and love that Norman Osborn has for Peter that he's willing to risk his own life just for the potential chance at Saving Peter Parkers. if only he had a real son he could show that love to...
@a2zmultigamingyt74
4 ай бұрын
Norman *Assporn
@tokubirds1954
4 ай бұрын
1:23 He dead.
@YASSINSHAWQI
13 күн бұрын
😂😂😂 got me laughing 😭🤣🤣
@Nick-dg2rx
4 ай бұрын
Peter- I have cancer Norman- impressive, your parents must be very proud
@SetwelveMain
4 ай бұрын
Cancer-Man
@VladVibes
4 ай бұрын
You mean Dead pool?
@pk2011666666
4 ай бұрын
@@VladVibes He is Marvel Jesus.
@user-ln3eo9oj3f
4 ай бұрын
And Spider are from what?@@pk2011666666
@DJFNaFMan
4 ай бұрын
That’s a breaking bad episode name
@barkabar4292
4 ай бұрын
Peter gets a lot of bullying
@maximumgeekboy
4 ай бұрын
0:32 "With no power, comes no responsibility." - Uncle Ben, 2002 Except that wasn't true.
@Leprechaunproduction
4 ай бұрын
I can't get over how wholesome it is that Norman is so desperate to cure Peter that he willingly gets cancer to test his treatment. Yeah, he dies, but it's still wholesome.
@Fainstrider
4 ай бұрын
"Dr Osborn the cancer treatment isn't ready! If you just give me two weeks..." "TWO WEEKS? In two weeks Peter Parker will be dead!" "But we don't even have a cancer patient" "Sometimes you gotta get cancer yourself!" -no one will ever know how much the greatest, Kindest man in the spiderverse sacrificed to try to save Peter. "Norman was a hero all along...I just couldn't see it" - JJJ
@larryyeo6708
4 ай бұрын
OSCORP became CANCERCORP
@CyanScreen
3 ай бұрын
1:14 "Norman Assporn" 😂
@rarxtkk
4 ай бұрын
Osborn was such a W, He wanted to save Peter no matter the cost
@theculturedgentleman3699
4 ай бұрын
Thats "assporn" to u sir🤣🤣
@Cristopher.C
4 ай бұрын
yea who is this oSbOrN
@rarxtkk
4 ай бұрын
@@theculturedgentleman3699 🤣
@Fainstrider
4 ай бұрын
Not even death was going to stop him from curing Peter and cancer.
@How-dare-you-diss-my-cheese
4 ай бұрын
We don't know how much he sacrificed
@Twist400
4 ай бұрын
I swear, this AI is sounding better that it's scaring me how accurate it is.
@theintrovertedaspie9095
4 ай бұрын
Why is it scaring you?
@Twist400
4 ай бұрын
@@theintrovertedaspie9095 Because AI is sounding more accurate to humans...?
@theintrovertedaspie9095
4 ай бұрын
@@Twist400 Exactly. I agree. Just think about all the false claims and slander people can cook up just to ruin someone's career or image.--- "HEY, THIS CELEB SAID SOMETHING RACIST. I HAVE IT ON RECORDING." *AI voice recirding.*
@TheStraightestWhitest
4 ай бұрын
0:22 Peter has hair.
@swingfire2128
Ай бұрын
0:08 in mirror reflection part too xd
@HiroYamada1235
4 ай бұрын
Me who have cancer but already under surgery treatment and chemo treatment when watching this:
@YeTism
4 ай бұрын
you’re a legend
@Zx_Galaxy
2 ай бұрын
Hope treatment goes well 🙏
@SirYwhach
Ай бұрын
You are a warrior.
@ORProductionss
4 ай бұрын
1:14 “We don’t know how much he sacrificed” That line sent me 😂 1:24 NOOOOO
@sameerpandit5071
4 ай бұрын
Doctor - “Peter, due to a spider bite, you have cancer.” Peter - “No. You can’t do this to me. YOU KNOW I WANT TO LIVE MY WHOLE LIFE !!!!!! 😭😭😭😭”
@The_Blue_Otaku
4 ай бұрын
I mean in the comics the Spider that bit Peter was radioactive, so Peter getting cancer dose make sense realistically
@garburto
2 ай бұрын
“You just got cancer” 💀💀💀 Parker: 🥴🥴
@MeCooper
4 ай бұрын
_"Sometimes, You gotta get cancer yourself."_ is just so oddly quotable.
@raynaldizackaridamar6424
4 ай бұрын
This is what actually happens when you are bitten by a radioactive spider.
@abhirupkundu2778
4 ай бұрын
But out of 1 in a million cancer verses, there comes 1 spider man.
@myang12003
28 күн бұрын
You just straight up become caillou?
@nash6568
4 ай бұрын
Okay, it actually makes sense that a RADIOACTIVE spider would give someone cancer. Also the fact that he sacrificed himself to try and save Peter was pretty super noble. Until it cut to the graves and I laughed out loud.
@blakemcnamara9105
3 ай бұрын
A radioactive spider wouldn't contain enough radiation to do anything except die.
@papa_rambo
4 ай бұрын
now, this is a realistic story!
@AaronStrawn
2 ай бұрын
His face after MJ says : You just got cancer?” 😂😂😂
@adhammohamed1118
4 ай бұрын
0:07 this is so fucking sad bro 😢😢
@ibrfusion
4 ай бұрын
I love this KZitem channel. It should be up and running forever.
@Anupamprime
4 ай бұрын
Peter: You Know the Business and I know the chemistry! Norman: You Wanna Cook Krystal Meth?
@riverron99
4 ай бұрын
0:46 "I was bitten by a spider and got cancer". A dreaded disease but sounded cute when he said it lol 🤣
@rickswordfire4774
4 ай бұрын
Doctor: "You have cancer" Peter: "How did that get in there?"
@DarknetDude
4 ай бұрын
0:31 It’s actually pretty profound how this statement is true.
@DhanushkaVibeVentures
4 ай бұрын
That's the greatest quote ever " No power no responsibility "😆
@LordFawful-se9fk
Ай бұрын
This is the exact moment when Peter Parker became Cancer Man, bravo Vince
@DarknetDude
4 ай бұрын
Want treatment? Get chemotherapy.
@Koozwad
4 ай бұрын
Nah bro that sh1t is rigged to fail. Plenty of alternative treatments(alkaline and sound therapy for example) but they have to be done correctly.
@avnikabaghel1491
4 ай бұрын
1:14 I lost on "Norman AssPorn" 😂😂😂😂😂
@robertroberts5033
Ай бұрын
With no power comes no responsibility floored me 🤣
@ShagunSuvarna2006
3 ай бұрын
At least Peter didn't start cooking meth
@Dragonpuncher123
4 ай бұрын
"With no power, comes no responsibility" I live by these words on a daily basis.
@Skinidiiidopper
4 ай бұрын
Bro the voice in this is so clean 💀
@Y999IX
4 ай бұрын
ai
@Eptobolt
2 ай бұрын
why are the ai voices so realistic
@Adarsheditz195
4 ай бұрын
"We don't know how much he sacrificed" *Norman Assporn*
@sauldasc2226
4 ай бұрын
"I missed the part where cancer is my problem lol"
@pc14thenumber9
4 ай бұрын
"Gotta put cancer in your eye." - Cancer-man
@user-ve9qi4ry3e
4 ай бұрын
BONE CANCER IS REAAAAAADY
@larryyeo6708
4 ай бұрын
There's no Spider-Man, there is only Cancer-Man
@BoboMyanmar111
4 ай бұрын
"Norman assporn, we don't know how much he sacrificed" got me dying 💀💀💀
@How-dare-you-diss-my-cheese
4 ай бұрын
"Peter Parker, Not anymore, lol"
@markmccallum8733
Ай бұрын
The norman osbourn part actually made me burst out laughing "sometimes you gotta get cancer yourself" .....seizure 😂😂😂😂😂
@Nello_angelo
Ай бұрын
Norman sacrificing himself so he can cure peter was such a heroic scene
@alender6200
4 ай бұрын
i want "not anymore lol" written on my gravestone
@Diable_Jambee
4 ай бұрын
Cancer-Man is canon now...
@chadhewit5919
4 ай бұрын
My first genuine laugh of the day. Thanks :) i needed that.
@DrDisrespectThatAgeGap
4 ай бұрын
Rip to the people who have passed away from cancer
@Fainstrider
4 ай бұрын
And Harry swears on his father's grave that cancer will pay.
@MysteryStew5977
4 ай бұрын
my man lookin' good, like tom hanks in philadelphia good
@coolcaleb9939
4 ай бұрын
Miguel: stop spider man! Every spider man: you? You? You? Miguel: Peter, the bald one!
@sabito4737
4 ай бұрын
Every Spiderman : which one the one with cancer or the one who shaved his head
@jorgec2233
Ай бұрын
Yo my dad passed away from cancer it's never been a laughing matter only good in that is knowing that one day I'll pass away as well and i have a chance to see my father again rip father... but this is hilarious as hell!!!😂 i freaking love this channel!!
@IRUNASSULT
27 күн бұрын
The permanently sad look, like he just cried a minute ago is what kills me 💀
@Anonymousxyz98
4 ай бұрын
" Norman Assporn " caught me dead💀
@JesusIsLord105
4 ай бұрын
Can you cure me in advance? Pharmaceutical companies: *Jameson laugh* you serious? Get out! I need that money!
@JAHIDxJD
4 ай бұрын
Voice lines are pretty damn good. Cancer is so sad man
@jamiehessel3742
4 ай бұрын
Ngl Norman actually dying to save Peter was so wholesome
@envyyoungblood
4 ай бұрын
"you have no hair, i didnt notice without your glasses" is something i never expected to hear in my life
@Imumarjust
4 ай бұрын
With no power, comes no responsibility. Lol
@danielfrisk925
Ай бұрын
He also simultaneously got far enough into chemo therapy treatment over night to get bald as an eagle.
@JakeDuzStuff
16 күн бұрын
Cancer-Man: Far from chemo
@dhanurs8085
4 ай бұрын
My respect for Norman just 📈
@rarxtkk
4 ай бұрын
BRO COOKED
@Gerald3merald
4 ай бұрын
During the time Spider Man was created by Stan Lee people didn't know that radiation just causes cancer, they just thought it gives them super powers.
@crazybunnysquad4820
4 ай бұрын
This is what really happens when you get bitten by a radioactive spider.
@devastatheseeker9967
4 ай бұрын
Man what a hero. Norman was so self sacrificing just to cure cancer
@RAJ_2203
4 ай бұрын
Norman Ashcorn really tried and actually came as a good person...
@Koozwad
4 ай бұрын
he came?
@Kwakinaomosh
3 ай бұрын
Cancer man into the cancer verse
@northwindkey
Ай бұрын
Harry... WE HAVE TO COOK
@jonwoodmass2849
4 ай бұрын
I have cancer, and I can confirm I missed the part where I say fk cancer
@milk9817
4 ай бұрын
"The power of disease in the palm of my hand" _Bald Parker_
@snakeythehotboy8549
4 ай бұрын
It's so strangely heartwarming to see mr. Osborn sacrificing his life to help Peter 😌
@ronkoren9171
Ай бұрын
this is actually what would happen if you were bit by a radioactive spider in real life 😅
@mikki7522
3 ай бұрын
"Sometimes, you gotta get cancer yourself" 💀
@theintrovertedaspie9095
4 ай бұрын
"Misery misery misery. Thats what you've chosen. I offered you cancer and you spat in my face."
@Ghost-oq8fw
4 ай бұрын
The way the girl is like "Got cancer?" so casually
@testedhawk
Ай бұрын
Honestly Norman trying to make experimental cancer treatments to cure Peter Parker is actually really wholesome
@TPFB129
4 ай бұрын
"With no power comes no responsibility." Straight up the entire 2020's.
@Kingloxgame
4 ай бұрын
"Hey Pete, you're probably looking for a pin now to treat you, right?"
@rikudo282
Ай бұрын
1:05 the hardest choices require the stringest wills
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