Part 2 here: kzitem.info/news/bejne/yJ-Gy61viKxohqw
@RobertDownySenior
2 ай бұрын
Let’s gooooo
@dhanurs8085
2 ай бұрын
@@TheHumanSpiderr oh boy, yeah 😏
@SuperLadyGamer
2 ай бұрын
Part 2 huh . A+
@maks-9999
2 ай бұрын
Жду третью часть где хулиган Человек-паук будет ловить натуралов
@boredape1986
2 ай бұрын
This is inaccurate. If you want to be woke. Don't bad mouth women. Infact, Peter should be a black woman.
@milk9817
3 ай бұрын
Someone: "That a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?" Peter: "Yes" Someone: "What?"
@ace1nonly220
3 ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@Levas-29
3 ай бұрын
So stunning and brave.
@Nandomo00
3 ай бұрын
Impressive. Your parents must be very proud
@dhanurs8085
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@SirFunky
3 ай бұрын
why did you say someone instead of peter or spiderman
@AppleOfThineEye
3 ай бұрын
Peter's response to Uncle Ben was so out-of-pocket LMAO
@Padhle.lodu69
10 сағат бұрын
I mean isn’t that obvious?? Peters reaction
@chuchuman1163
2 ай бұрын
The way the context of the serum in the movie was changed in this video I find very crazy and wild.
@shamusbob7969
Ай бұрын
"Sometimes you gotta do things yourself" Yes Often.
@schalitz1
3 ай бұрын
Now you gotta complete the trilogy. 😂😂😂
@WPpedia
2 ай бұрын
I was watching while drinking water . Bad idea
@awkdarsh
3 ай бұрын
Norman: "Peter, don fuck harry"💀
@Darth_Niki4
3 ай бұрын
Peter: "You should've thought of that earlier"
@shironoyami7002
3 ай бұрын
Harry balls
@lordolxinator
3 ай бұрын
Norman enters his home to see Peter topping Harry. Peter: "How'd that get in there?"
@hidum5779
3 ай бұрын
@@lordolxinator harry :
@HadeTheReal
3 ай бұрын
"I missed the part where that's my problem"
@DarthJF
3 ай бұрын
"Sorry I'm late. I had to beat an old man's stick to get this."
@user.ericko-781
3 ай бұрын
🥩 🤛 💀
@coleozaeta6344
3 ай бұрын
“Peter, what on Earth happened to your arm?” “A bike messenger dicked me down.”
@ItsKindaWeirdBro...
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Wow!
@Moccason
3 ай бұрын
The implications of Dr. Osborn having to test the ‘anti-gay’ serum on himself are fucking hilarious
@DevineInnovations
2 ай бұрын
I didn’t even think of that 😂
@HAL-st4ll
2 ай бұрын
While unbuttoning His shirt
@JohnWall-lj1mx
2 ай бұрын
The closeted ones are the most hateful
@SecularStates
2 ай бұрын
He made a huge sacrifice
@mmessner1353
20 күн бұрын
sorry to disappoint but the implication is nothing. medical trials go both ways: testing for the effect and testing for the side effect. the rodent experiment - as seen in the clip - proved that it works: tha rats are no longer gay. its proven. its fine. the problem are the side effects: aggression and homophobia. he tested the anti-gay serum on himself to prove or disprove those sideeffect for humans.
@sojournertaylor6897
3 ай бұрын
“Cute outfit. My husband gave it to me.” -Bully McGayer
@michaeledwards6683
2 ай бұрын
“cute outfit. YOUR husband gave it to me.”
@thiago_gunner
3 ай бұрын
"You know... I'm something of a Disney screenwriter myself."
@throwfascistsintopits3062
3 ай бұрын
MUH WOKE DISNEY RUINS WESTERN CIVILIZATION
@Levas-29
3 ай бұрын
In the cosmic expanse where celestial beings of light and shadow reign, a lineage of Apsaras is cursed and stripped of grace by malevolent patriarchal gods. These deities, driven by desires for entertainment and power, enforce a brutal hierarchy that condemns the Apsaras lineage to suffering and abandonment. Among them, a young girl of the unfortunate emerges as a beacon of hope amidst the deep darkness. Born into a lineage burdened by divine oppression, the experience of sadness and of worthwhile, she inherits not only the curse but also what was the resilience and determination that was left by her family. From an early age, she finds solace and strength in the power of storytelling, passed down through generations of her family. A journey of worthwhile, whereas amidst the echoes of forgotten galaxies, where each flicker of starlight and murmur of dark matter becomes a canvas upon which she paints her defiance. Armed with the knowledge and artifacts preserved by her lineage, she delves into the mysteries of the cosmos, seeking to unravel the secrets that bind the realms together. Throughout her odyssey, she confronts the malevolent gods who rule with impunity, exploiting mortals and celestial beings alike for their amusement. These gods, whose arrogance and cruelty know no bounds, become the targets of her storytelling prowess. Through narratives that expose their tyranny and inspire rebellion, she challenges the established order and ignites hope among the oppressed. At the peak of what was the unprecedented path, when faced with imminent defeat and cornered by the malevolent gods, she draws upon the strength of her lineage and the wisdom of her ancestors. In a climactic act of defiance, she harnesses the combined power of her storytelling and the cosmic forces she has mastered. With unwavering determination, she orchestrates a liberation that echoes through the cosmos, freeing not only herself but all who suffer under the gods' oppressive rule. As the gods' reign of terror crumbles, she ascends to her rightful place as a harbinger of cosmic balance and justice. Her lineage, once cursed and forsaken, now stands as a testament to resilience and triumph over oppression. Through her legacy of storytelling and empowerment, she inspires future generations to challenge injustice and forge their own paths to liberation and transcendence in a cosmos where all beings are free to flourish.
@hancansolo3569
3 ай бұрын
No No No... Dont give them ideas!!
@Levas-29
3 ай бұрын
The path to the highest and liberation. In the deepest abyss of the cosmos, where celestial beings of light and shadow weave tales to entertain themselves at the expense of mortal realms, a young girl from an Apsaras' lineage found herself stripped of celestial grace, abandoned by the divine radiance of former realms. Every flicker of starlight, every whisper of dark matter, became her ink and parchment, tools in her relentless pursuit of transcendent storytelling. Her once graceful form transformed into a tempest of words and narratives, bending the very fabric of reality with each tale she crafted. With each story, she delved deeper into arcane mysteries, unraveling forgotten plots and tapping into the primordial essence of creativity itself. She forged alliances with characters of ancient tales, wielding narratives that spanned across time and space. In this journey, every writer's block became an opportunity, every plot twist a catalyst for literary evolution. Confronting literary giants of incomprehensible complexity, she navigated through realms where words flowed like rivers of inspiration and ideas folded upon themselves in fractal narratives. Through countless drafts, her literary consciousness expanded, embracing the vastness of storytelling possibilities. Renouncing her former narratives, she ascended through the echelons of literary realms, each ascent a rebirth into higher states of narrative awareness and abstract storytelling concepts. At the pinnacle of her odyssey, she became a singularity of storytelling enlightenment, a nexus where all narrative energies converged and all dimensions of imagination intersected. No longer bound by the conventions of genres, characters, or settings, she transcended the limitations of storytelling itself. In her ultimate act, she unleashed stories that exposed the hubris and tyranny of the celestial beings who manipulated mortal lives for their amusement. Her tales became weapons of justice, punishing the gods with narratives that stripped away their divine arrogance and exposed them to the consequences of their actions. Thus, she liberated the imagination of writers and readers across the cosmos, weaving tales of empowerment and emancipation that shattered the gods' reign of entertainment and inspired new realms of creativity. Her legacy, a testament to the boundless potential of storytelling, eternal freedom of the imagination, and the power of words to transform to a liberal democrat.
@Dumbmoviereviews
3 ай бұрын
Virgin Boys love it when a super hero is a man, and he’s white (The Boys, Spider Man, Deadpool) But when the super hero is a woman or black/ Latino. White people call it woke. That’s cute. You just want to see a shirtless white man half naked. Let’s be honest. (Thor, Starlord, a 16 Year Old Tom Holland in his undies…) huh.. and your only defense is going to be tik tok memes huh?
@icespirit7829
3 ай бұрын
"You put your pp into pinky, I put my pp into stinky, we're not the same." Made me laugh too hard xD
@Lilniggatwekeken
3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tacogienus43
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@cemsengul16
3 ай бұрын
I laughed way too hard at the scene.
@welton9748
3 ай бұрын
Peak literature
@DougieYT
2 ай бұрын
That shit had me fucking crying 😭😭😭
@BertSimsen
3 ай бұрын
"Not gay enough. 7/10" - IGN
@VladShpiro
3 ай бұрын
Really makes you FEEL gae
@AntilleanConfederation
3 ай бұрын
More like 6.9
@danieljohnson2608
3 ай бұрын
dude im dying
@omaewamoushindeiru3303
2 ай бұрын
@@danieljohnson2608 don't die dude that shit kills you
@CarlosHenrique-vn4gb
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@maicoxmauler2825
3 ай бұрын
*Throws anti-gay bomb at the balcony* "OUT, ARE YOU?" *The pride paraders turn into bad CGI closets*
@benjaminbutcher
Ай бұрын
Okay. This actually killed me. And that's homophobic. Because I'm gay. FR tho I really needed that.
@kigatomi33
Ай бұрын
@@benjaminbutcherthat was queerphobic but it’s still funny. My non binary ahh loved the Gay-Man trilogy
@whiteshadow619
3 ай бұрын
"With great gayness comes great wokeness"
@jaodasilva7993
2 ай бұрын
"and NO responsibilities"
@MatiasFeliciano1
3 ай бұрын
Netflix's Spider-Man
@danalyze
3 ай бұрын
"The Fabulous Spiderman - Home cumming"
@RockinNRollinRussian
3 ай бұрын
Too accurate.💯
@FallenBird-rs8zn
3 ай бұрын
Crazy how netflix makes normal stuff gay and gay stuff friend zoned like they did in Evangelion.
@Creeper1313
3 ай бұрын
...Or Amazon Prime, or Disney MCU for that matter
@Levas-29
3 ай бұрын
You know what's up, they should hire you. An outstanding physician.
@ItsBlaze003
3 ай бұрын
"God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" LMAOOOO🎉😂😂😂
@Damnboii134
3 ай бұрын
Is he wrong tho?
@dhirajgawande007
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@strongman5243
3 ай бұрын
@@Damnboii134well depends on the context
@ComicDubbers
3 ай бұрын
😂🤣🤣
@HolyNamed
3 ай бұрын
@@strongman5243 No, he isn't wrong
@godbutcher4075
3 ай бұрын
Max : "you're gay, Norman" Norman : "Gay, am I?"
@TheEndIsMan392
3 ай бұрын
Made me die laughing 😂😂😂
@johnpaulleslie1067
3 ай бұрын
Do YoU KnOw HoW MuCh I SaCrIFicEd? :P
@DonVigaDeFierro
3 ай бұрын
Back to formula
@John_McClane_had_plans
3 ай бұрын
Out (of the closet) am I? ...
@Harrys_Playground
3 ай бұрын
Peter fell in love with Flash Thompson when Flash "flashed" his Thompson
@michaeledwards6683
2 ай бұрын
he flash on my thompson till i wouldn’t wanna fight me neither
@johnnymcarr
3 ай бұрын
Bro got a sneak peak into Disney’s next spider man project. But we are missing transgender Aunt/Uncle May Parker.
@rampinguy3857
2 ай бұрын
Uncle marty and aunt bonnie
@LatinGiudo817
3 ай бұрын
Green Goblin: "Are you in or are you out?" Spiderman: "Oh boy yea"
@Ron_Jambo_
3 ай бұрын
"Out, am I ?"
@djartyom924
3 ай бұрын
Mr.ditkovich: "this is a gay free country not rent free country"
@jaodasilva7993
2 ай бұрын
it should have been Mr DIKtovitch lol
@Nic_2751
Ай бұрын
“Gay, what’s gay? Can I spend it?”
@AmberRathour366
17 күн бұрын
I got one, Dickowitch to Peter: "You're not getting any dicks, until you fix the DAMN door! 🚪"
@theliondogshow1928
3 ай бұрын
“Go woke go broke” “I missed the part where that’s my problem.”
@BIGFELLAH26
3 ай бұрын
“ I actually am broke. It’s now my problem.”
@SirsasthNigam.
3 ай бұрын
I have no issue with well-reasoned criticism. But using the word "woke" lets me know you wear your head for decoration, not for thinking. - Th3Birdman
@trumpatier
2 ай бұрын
@@SirsasthNigam.Needing to post someone else's quotes about what words people use is also a good indicator that you can't think for yourself.
@machineguncrally7020
2 ай бұрын
‘You could of tore that guy apart! Now Disneys gonna get away with MY money!’
@alaron5698
2 ай бұрын
@@SirsasthNigam.Oh no, you're telling me some random guy named "Th3Birdman" does that approve of me?! How ever shall I live with myself?!
@joey_youtube
3 ай бұрын
MJ really hit em with the "say that u a lesbian, girl me too"
@Anupamprime
3 ай бұрын
Disney:- Take Notes all Writers!
@SirsasthNigam.
2 ай бұрын
Disney had Queer coded villains
@CarlosHenrique-vn4gb
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@SirsasthNigam.
2 ай бұрын
Queer coded villains of 20th century?
@dhanurs8085
3 ай бұрын
We got Gay Spiderman before GTA VI 🗣️🗿💀
@MultiClittle
3 ай бұрын
I hate this fact so much 😂
@dhanurs8085
3 ай бұрын
@@MultiClittle 😂😂😂
@HermitKing731
3 ай бұрын
You became painfully unfunny before GTA VI
@Levas-29
3 ай бұрын
Absolute cinema evangelitic.
@FallenBird-rs8zn
3 ай бұрын
🤖
@back2basic390
3 ай бұрын
"Whats the reason you're gay?" " You'll get your reason when you fix this damn door!"
@EvilGremlin100
3 ай бұрын
It gives a whole new reason for Mr Ditkovitch to say "pay me rent".. Mr Ditkovitich doesn't discriminate, he'll take any client, female, male, rich, poor, as long as they pay him at some point
@Vann-Pasteur
3 ай бұрын
Peter: "Kick me, bad boy"
@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
3 ай бұрын
-Harder flash! Harder!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@Kallmewhite
3 ай бұрын
OHHHHHH BOY YEAH
@DanielBryan2012
2 ай бұрын
Please don’t show this scenario to Hollywood producers
@GreatRaijin
3 ай бұрын
Disney execs: write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!
@jaysen2569
3 ай бұрын
“Im something of a woke my self”
@victorpertel
3 ай бұрын
Im something of a gay myself
@milk9817
3 ай бұрын
"Im something of a trans myself"
@PreNay95
3 ай бұрын
"WOKE AM I ?"
@G3org3DoesGaming
3 ай бұрын
I did all my research on being gay, really gay
@theuralictribes5689
3 ай бұрын
"I miss the part where that's my problem"
@NouchG
3 ай бұрын
Parker : i am gay Mj : what is gay Parker : it mean i love men Mj : who said that i am a woman
@gabrielclark1425
3 ай бұрын
_grabs her groin_ "Oh, how did that get there?"
@Mandorle21
3 ай бұрын
Hey, who said gay people can't assume genders and be transphobic?? 😂😂😂
@thesocialmediagame
3 ай бұрын
@@gabrielclark1425 and what do I do to get it in here
@Aybrohatatata
3 ай бұрын
Now that's woke Spider-Man😂
@BIGFELLAH26
3 ай бұрын
Missed the opportunity to say “ I identify as male.”
@marauder1085
3 ай бұрын
“God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve”😂
@Shattered3582
3 ай бұрын
you do know that the virgin mary would have only been around 14
@ruediepop5979
3 ай бұрын
@@Shattered3582 Age limit is just modern woke shit, you saying about the age of someone who lived 2000 years ago 😂
@zzodysseuszz
3 ай бұрын
@@Shattered3582 that’s a completely unsubstantiated myth created by atheist and lgbtq people trying to slander the religion. Even if she was 14, that was normal at the time and was not at any point considered bad by the views of the period. “Uh but-but” I don’t give a crap about your modern views being interjected onto the past. If you’re for the first time realising that morals were different 2000 years ago and the standards of the time were much more brutal than now, then congrats on having the most bare minimum nuanced understanding of the past. If mary was a teen she would’ve been married off already but she wasn’t. Considering the average lifespan being 55 to 60 in the middle east and how old Jesus was when he died (33 roughly), and how old his mother was when he was crucified, it is likely Mary was 20 years old when she gave birth. Which explains why she wasn’t married yet (too old, with no social status big enough that would garner suitors regardless) but then also why she was considered old when Jesus died but still not exceeding the average lifespan of the period and place.
@Shattered3582
3 ай бұрын
@@zzodysseuszz the mary thing is just what i heard. also i am not LGBTQ abcd.. i am just a guy who has left christianity. it was very likely that a cult leader named jesus existed, and was crucified. but there is simply no evidence that he rose from the dead to die for our sins. forget how stupid the whole thing it, there just isnt any evidence
@Shattered3582
3 ай бұрын
@@ruediepop5979 says the people who claim that the gosploes were actually written by the people who followed a cult leader. 😂
@AnupomAG
3 ай бұрын
`` God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve "😂
@idr1488
3 ай бұрын
HETERO GREEN GOBLIN is my new favourite SuperHero
@noneofyourbusiness4830
3 ай бұрын
SuperHetero
@SirsasthNigam.
3 ай бұрын
Queer coded villain
@anotherrandomguy8871
3 ай бұрын
No one can stop Norman Osborn when he becomes Super Straight!
@AlfredoKnightX
3 ай бұрын
I'm gonna side with green goblin on this one
@lorenzozapaton4031
2 ай бұрын
The Hobgoblin hates lesbians.
@JiMmY_JAM210
3 ай бұрын
Norman to Peter: "Impressive, your fathers must be very proud."
@HickmeisterFilms
3 ай бұрын
Spider-Man if it was made by Netflix
@Agentjaywalker
2 ай бұрын
So true
@Skelovane
3 ай бұрын
DON'T. GIVE. THEM. IDEAS!!!
@Niddez
3 ай бұрын
"Look at little Gay junior, gonna cry?"
@nickpettibone
3 ай бұрын
Peter in love with Flash Thompson 😂
@Hot_RO_9324
3 ай бұрын
In love with his bully...
@GR33NY
3 ай бұрын
@@Hot_RO_9324 best romance dynamic no cap
@samoliver3242
3 ай бұрын
@@Hot_RO_9324 Bully Maguire is in love with Bully Thompson
@10forthebigguy61
3 ай бұрын
You missed the opportunity to switch mj's skin to a black
@RuthlessToothless88
3 ай бұрын
No, she should've been the "strong independent female character" Oh! And make her gay too😂
@gusfring6887
3 ай бұрын
Woke movie rule #1: all redheads must be race swapped
@theobell2002
3 ай бұрын
> Subbed to Asmongold Yeah, that checks out.
@TheMasterQuests
3 ай бұрын
Hollywood: Redheads don’t exist without a catch
@blackblaze4830
3 ай бұрын
@@gusfring6887 you mean all colores hair woman need to be race swap😂
@warsthemarvel8608
3 ай бұрын
Mj: I love you. Peter: But I’m gay. Mj: What’s gay? Peter: I love men! Mj: I love men too!
@milk9817
3 ай бұрын
Peter: "Jesus Christ, she's stupid too...."
@warsthemarvel8608
3 ай бұрын
@@milk9817 Mj: No wonder society is Fuked up.
@gameclips5734
3 ай бұрын
congrats on the original comment award
@vit968
3 ай бұрын
But MJ is not a blonde tho
@theobell2002
3 ай бұрын
Straight women 🤝Gay men
@jakubport7361
3 ай бұрын
"This like any story worth telling is all about the pin" "The pin by a Human Spider" "The pin I loved ever since his first upload" "Too bad he was always too busy giving pins to everybody but me" "One day I wanted to noticed by him so badly, I spent 5 minutes coming up with the original comment" "That was a brilliant idea"
@Rolando_Cueva
3 ай бұрын
Sure why not 😂
@km077
3 ай бұрын
"I just wanted to suck your pin, Human!" "I would wanna suck my pin either!"
@milk9817
3 ай бұрын
"40000 years of evolution and we finally tapped the vastness of pin worthy comment potential"
@epanecka
3 ай бұрын
Brilliant, but cringey
@RebellionBloodshed
3 ай бұрын
Hold tf up! its the government and large corporations who wants us gay
@Vilgax00
3 ай бұрын
I woked up and clicked the video.
@Teejay927-oe1hi
3 ай бұрын
I did too bruh
@kalowealt
3 ай бұрын
I guess you could say you are "woke" now
@Levas-29
2 ай бұрын
@@kalowealtOf course you aren't, you are white.
@CarlosHenrique-vn4gb
2 ай бұрын
@kalowealt 😂😂😂
@SirsasthNigam.
2 ай бұрын
me too though i woke up in morning
@Brandon_W38
3 ай бұрын
“300? The ad said 3000” - Peter to his loverboy
@Wolfeinstein39
2 ай бұрын
I dead ass thought MJ was gonna say I'm a man
@finfrog3237
Ай бұрын
That's MJ in Insomniac's Spider-Man 2 lol
@kenallenchannel3911
3 ай бұрын
This video funny as hell 😂😂😂😂😂
@bullymaguire3905
3 ай бұрын
2:14 Fits well
@Georg3e
9 күн бұрын
That's what he said
@Chuchel-hh6hq
3 ай бұрын
"I'm something of a woman myself"
@Levas-29
3 ай бұрын
In the depths of the cosmos, where celestial beings of light and shadow reign over mortal realms, there exists a profound question: what defines a woman? Amidst the cosmic drama of transcendence and survival, where entities harness chaotic energies and forge alliances with ancient technologies, a journey of worthwhile. From a symphony of grace to a tempest of quantum energies, one continues to evolve, confronting godly complexities and abstract realities. Through each transformation and ascent to higher states of awareness, the search for identity and purpose persists. In the zenith of this odyssey, amidst infinite possibilities, the concept of womanhood transcends boundaries of light and dark, becoming a beacon of boundless potential and eternal transformation. A time for the dark ages.
@Artistjames2330
3 ай бұрын
@@Levas-29 bruh
@williamshakespeare9424
3 ай бұрын
@@Levas-29 I have not one single clue how to interpret this, but I think these are some big and pretty words.
@Dontmindmya
3 ай бұрын
@@Levas-29what are you on about, summarise please or write a book
@Dontmindmya
3 ай бұрын
@@Levas-29i read the last few lines and I agree women are more complicated than your words here😂
@ArEalityEditz
3 ай бұрын
“I’m something of a lgbtq myself” -Tobey Maguire,2024
@SirsasthNigam.
3 ай бұрын
I have no issue with well-reasoned criticism. But using the word "woke" lets me know you wear your head for decoration, not for thinking. - Th3Birdman
@SirsasthNigam.
3 ай бұрын
No matter how ethnically, racially, sexually or any way diverse cast you have, If your film or series has Inhumans - level writing, It just won’t work just like Wish and Madame Web The IMAX presentation of the first two episodes grossed $3.5 million worldwide.[120] "Nobody is going to root for a cast of characters who stand for discrimination, eugenics, and racism." with 5 out of 8 episodes having zero plot and zero-character development -Inhumans review. How did MCU went from Homecoming and GOTG2 to Inhumans in 2017?
@thelonewolf70x7
3 ай бұрын
Well, Flash was 100% right about his statement towards Pete afterall...
@ArEalityEditz
3 ай бұрын
@@thelonewolf70x7 💀💀💀
@firelordzuko7925
2 ай бұрын
The peak of AI. I love this 🎉🎉🎉
@syedhamzaali6343
2 ай бұрын
Pinky and Stinky had me rolling 😂😂😂😂
@franklinsspot
3 ай бұрын
"God created Adam and Eve,not Adam and Steve."😂😂😂😂
@RhonkCorpse
3 ай бұрын
Peter if he doesn't miss the part where it's his problem
@SomeGirl131
3 ай бұрын
@AhmedHussain-ju6xd
3 ай бұрын
*pegs harry* Peter: "How did that get in there"
@ShubhamShubhra
3 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@medalion1390
3 ай бұрын
I don’t understand how anyone could be homophobic, I mean what’s so scary about a home?
@Spongebongvapepants
2 ай бұрын
Because it’s where Homelander resides
@TheIconicFisherman
2 ай бұрын
I wouldn't say homophobic is the right word anyway because homophobes aren't afraid of gay people they just don't like them it's as simple as that.
@piotrnowak8725
2 ай бұрын
@@TheIconicFisherman heterophobia (uncountable) 1. Fear or resentment of what is different. 2. Fear or resentment of heterosexuals or heterosexuality. 3. Fear or resentment of the opposite sex. If heterophobia is a fear or resentment towards heterosexuals or heterosexuality then so is homophobia a fear/resentment towards homosexuals or homosexuality.
@TheIconicFisherman
2 ай бұрын
@@piotrnowak8725 phobe comes from the Greek word Phobos which literally just means fear it doesn't mean resentment it just means fear literally. That's why I'm saying the term transphobe or homophobe aren't technically accurate terms. because transphobes and homophobes aren't afraid of gay or trans people. They simply just don't like them or agree with their life choices.
@piotrnowak8725
2 ай бұрын
@@TheIconicFisherman It's up to the people who invent new words to give them meaning, people may discuss if they are accurate or not. Also, homophobes are in denial, they afraid of homosexuals and homosexuality just in a different way - they fear being one, having a personal/family relationship with one and being perceived as one. It is an irrational fear apparent to everyone who doesn't share it.
@SnackThatSmilesBacktm
2 ай бұрын
Some day I wish to be as Gay as Spider-Man
@TigerChamp99
3 ай бұрын
This needs to become a Trilogy ASAP.
@BULLYMAGUIRE_ursula
3 ай бұрын
PART 2 : Doc ock : Being gay is not a privilege. Its a gift and you use it for my kind.
@EvilGremlin100
3 ай бұрын
It's a gift you use for men
@murlocmasher3368
2 ай бұрын
He posted a part 2 lol
@sunso1991
3 ай бұрын
Disney CEO: oh darn, we don't have the spiderman ip
@JackFrostIsHere
2 ай бұрын
*"God created Adam & Eve, not Adam & Steve" - that was dope 😂*
@negano5654
2 ай бұрын
1:31 I am fucking dead with this video. 😂😂😂😂
@KenMasters.
3 ай бұрын
Thank God this movie was made in 2002 instead of 2022.
@bananachild1936
3 ай бұрын
"The power of A.I voice synthesizer.. in the palm of my hands." - Doc Tentacles, Spooner-Man 2
@silencia08
3 ай бұрын
For someone who’s supposed to be Anti Gay, Green Goblin sure does throw a lot of Pumpkins 🎃 BALLS
@EvilGremlin100
3 ай бұрын
And have you seen the way he pops a squat when he's on the glider? I swear he's one hair away from twerking at any second
@truesoulghost2777
3 ай бұрын
Pumpkin is ass
@silencia08
3 ай бұрын
@@EvilGremlin100 Green Goblin definitely Stretches
@machineguncrally7020
2 ай бұрын
@@silencia08 ‘TELL ME HOWW?!?’ 😩 ‘THE ASS OSBORN!! FIRST, WE ATTACK HIS ASS!’ 🍑🍆🫵
@eydk556
2 ай бұрын
The Boys
@masterprocrastinator6026
2 ай бұрын
If Spider-Man was made by Disney today:
@TenaciousJoe24
3 ай бұрын
2:03 dead 😂😂
@armado9721
3 ай бұрын
0:13 That was so romantic idea
@Rasengan9000ttt
3 ай бұрын
Woke Spider-Man 2 next! -Rossy dead name is Ross -Doc pronouns are they/them because his technicals are NB - Harry is either 2000s homophobe like dear old Dad or an anti-sjw try hard who turns into a 2000s homophobe by the end of the movie. - Mary Jane tries to get Peter jealous by Marrying John Jamison but then tells Peter their going to transition - There needs to be a race angle somewhere in the movie. Maye when Peter saves the kid from the fire.
@CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages
3 ай бұрын
😆
@rehaansh618
3 ай бұрын
Who let him cook!!?😂
@TheKarofaar
3 ай бұрын
The toby spiderman is cancelled and then the sketch continue with the n. spiderman.
@labelnine
3 ай бұрын
harry is a w
@ergastolo4281
3 ай бұрын
You seem a bit desperated, are you ok?
@SirsasthNigam.
2 ай бұрын
I have no issue with well-reasoned criticism. But using the word "woke" lets me know you wear your head for decoration, not for thinking. - Th3Birdman
@TonyBMan
Ай бұрын
*Looks at woke execs* "Gonna cry?"
@MineGamesSRB
3 ай бұрын
Alternative title: If Spider-Man was made in 2024
@albertbecerra
3 ай бұрын
Inaccurate, marry Jane would be black
@KenMasters.
3 ай бұрын
and both Harry and Norman Osborn would be reskins of Ganke Lee and Martin Lee/Mr. Negative.
@justaway4271
3 ай бұрын
And i thought Harry would be a black femboy lol. 😂
@machineguncrally7020
2 ай бұрын
Just watch the MCU ones lol
@rifakcaz9393
3 ай бұрын
As a Woke person, this video is not Woke Enough.
@SirsasthNigam.
3 ай бұрын
I have no issue with well-reasoned criticism. But using the word "woke" lets me know you wear your head for decoration, not for thinking. - Th3Birdman
@bbhjvvbfhvv3357
3 ай бұрын
@@SirsasthNigam. woke is an overused buzzword
@greyaye8565
2 ай бұрын
@@SirsasthNigam. Sounds more like Th3Birdman doesn't actually know what well-reasoned criticism is. Also: it's not a buzzword. It's a term used to describe a mindset of post-progressionism where actual progression is sacrificed in the name of seeming progressive. It's the complete lack of self-awareness of their actions. It prioritizes a specific group for elevation claiming to be fighting bigotry, but completely missing the fact that elevating one specific group is the same thing that right-wing extremists do, just with different alleged motivations. It doesn't change the far that far right and far left are basically the same people. It's just bigotry. Making a white character hispanic because you want hispanics to have that status is just as racist as wanting a hispanic character to be black because you don't like hispanics. It's an apt use of the word, and easily describes left-wing bigotry...which is exactly what it is. Go promote egalitarianism and merit. Forget about immutable characteristics.
@bmendez3782
2 ай бұрын
Lol you know this video is for comedic purposes only right?
@drewidlifestyle7883
2 ай бұрын
@@greyaye8565that may be what it’s supposed to mean but most seem to use it to mean “anything I don’t like” like a gay character simply existing is called woke by a large portion of people. Although your definition strayed into opinion at the end. Is Shawshank Redemption woke? A character was race swapped in that movie
@Vulpas
2 ай бұрын
Reboot Spider-Man incoming
@bigsmoke2657
2 ай бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!
@Thevince12
3 ай бұрын
1:50 lmaoo😂
@souptikchakraborty2004
3 ай бұрын
Last scene was possibly the most normal conversation in the history of this channel
@FawnTheCreator
3 ай бұрын
2:36 Did he, a gay man, invoke J-man's name?
@duongtran9995
2 ай бұрын
The amount of contents this guy created from the sheer original Spider-Man is limitless 😂😂😂
@bickleyjonas6145
2 ай бұрын
If only 0:28 made sense 😭
@duckworth_lewis
Ай бұрын
😂😂
@BerryBabaBear
3 ай бұрын
If woke, Peter would be black 😂😂😂
@theobell2002
3 ай бұрын
They already made a black Spiderman.. Did you forget Miles Morales exist or something?
@KratosMeatrider
3 ай бұрын
@@theobell2002 This is Peter Parker and not Miles Morales
@Drawaface99
3 ай бұрын
@@KratosMeatrider No, this is Patrick!
@TeenPerspektiva
3 ай бұрын
@@Drawaface99 its Paul xD
@ergastolo4281
3 ай бұрын
@@KratosMeatrider Miles Morales is just black Spider-Man, it's so painfully obvious 😂
@koxhecker
3 ай бұрын
- What's gay? - It means happy
@Zinkolo
3 ай бұрын
Oh my God the AI voices the sound exceptional. I don't know how you did it but it sounds surprisingly natural..
@kutmulc
22 күн бұрын
MJ: "I love you." Peter: "I missed the part where that's my problem."
@Sharksleep
3 ай бұрын
"Pride time." "You're 29 days late."
@ShubhamShubhra
3 ай бұрын
With great homosexuality, comes Peter Parker.
@rokcris7313
3 ай бұрын
I gotta appreciate how most of Human Spider's comment sections are filled with the same 4 brainrotted jokes, which reminds me a lot of the Arkham subreddit, except underrated af
@I_am_a_kitchen_spider
3 ай бұрын
*Jonkler enters the chat*
@allinoneindia174
2 ай бұрын
"If you are bisexual then it makes you both gay and lesbian, man. "
@BRONZALiVE
2 ай бұрын
wtf no like what the fuck😂😂😂😂😂
@godykboss5679
3 ай бұрын
Bro turned from Chad-man to Gay-man 💀
@P0conator
3 ай бұрын
1:35 I imagine Human spider trying to resist to put "deez" instead of "these" in subtitles
@DarkAnims
3 ай бұрын
Im on green goblin's side now.
@julianx2rl
3 ай бұрын
We as a society need some of that Anti-Gay serum.
@ricardoberrios6137
3 ай бұрын
1:16 so wait was Norman gay as well right?
@Darth_Niki4
3 ай бұрын
No, he was bipolar! 👀
@lordmalal
3 ай бұрын
True how else could he have known if the anti gay formula worked?
@rudr1091
3 ай бұрын
@@lordmalal He realized he wanted to put his pp into pinky all of a sudden
@Doom_Dude_Real
3 ай бұрын
Ima stick wit Osborne fr
@themiscgeek1502
3 ай бұрын
This isn't woke Spider-Man, this is Peter being a bully and he just happens to be gay
@thesocialmediagame
3 ай бұрын
"God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve" 🕷 Steve: Hey man! Just because I'm black doesn't mean I pop up out of nowhere, wtf??
@georgehouliaras7239
3 ай бұрын
"You know, I'm something of a D.E.I. myself" -The Queer Goblin
@Dumbmoviereviews
3 ай бұрын
Hate coming from an anonymous coward… how cute. Fix your insecurities
@georgehouliaras7239
3 ай бұрын
@@Dumbmoviereviews Look at little woke jr. Gonna cry?
@TeenPerspektiva
3 ай бұрын
@@georgehouliaras7239 golden reply, im actually in tears 🤣
@ergastolo4281
3 ай бұрын
@@Dumbmoviereviews Fix your head first
@bbhjvvbfhvv3357
3 ай бұрын
@@georgehouliaras7239 woke is an overused buzzword
@sgs882
Ай бұрын
А какие минусы то у антигей сыворотки? Правильно их нет!
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