That is one power move tho. “If I’m gonna die I’m gonna leave chaos in my wake and make them regret taking away everything I had to lose.”
@TreeHairedGingerAle
Жыл бұрын
It's aspirational, and I love it 👏🏾✨🎉
@ajstudios9210
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me a bit of 13 Reasons Why.
@KerryLuckett
Жыл бұрын
RIGHT?!
@miste0red
Жыл бұрын
"Have fun hashing all of this out"
@_nob0dy_297
5 ай бұрын
Fr
@BatmanBitch
Жыл бұрын
“W-W-Women say crazy things- R-R-Right you guys?” ~ Lord Wellington • 2023
@Houseless_socialist
Жыл бұрын
Lord Wellington isn't the executioner. The executioner has the knife in his hand
@BatmanBitch
Жыл бұрын
@@Houseless_socialist Thanks, I fixed it!
@lolofthecentury1529
Жыл бұрын
Do they? Yes
@ThatJackWrites
Жыл бұрын
1623* lmao
@rebekahherskovitz6060
11 ай бұрын
Not to be confused with his brother, Beef Wellington
@infinitemagnesium
Жыл бұрын
“Did you find god up there?” SENT ME FLYING
@PichuElric
Жыл бұрын
There's a reason both god and gspot start with the same letter
@banana_365iguess
Жыл бұрын
@@PichuElric 💀💀💀
@gloomycutie
Жыл бұрын
well did YOU find God up there?! 🤔
@Lordoftheferrets
Жыл бұрын
Not with the number of likes
@m1lfmanilovefishing823
Жыл бұрын
nice icon, karkat :D
@erensfreedom112
Жыл бұрын
this is even better than the shorter version 💀
@Powerpuffgworl
11 ай бұрын
1.4K likes and no comments, allow me to fix that :)
@erensfreedom112
11 ай бұрын
@@Powerpuffgworl Why thank you.
@vazzy2.0
10 ай бұрын
2.2k likes and two comments 🤨 no no no no that won't do🤭
@Tt-sSb
8 ай бұрын
Frfr 😂 😭 The tea is HOTTER than before (;
@ObjectShowFan128
6 ай бұрын
3.3k likes and 4 replies? Ima change that
@Lix88
Жыл бұрын
This exactly what Petronius is said to have done: since Nero wanted him dead, he cut his own veins and then put a torniquet around his wrists, then went to the last party of his life and partied hard. In his will, he put all of the sordid courtly gossip he knew, "narrating the scandalous vulgarities of the prince [Nero], including the names of his lovers, his whores and the singularities of his perversions." Icon.
@MirageAtPlay
Жыл бұрын
..... Petronius is a Harry Potter spell you cant convince be otherwise.
@Lix88
Жыл бұрын
@@MirageAtPlay You cast it, and you become the sassiest person ever lol.
@angelux2793
Жыл бұрын
@@MirageAtPlay Petronius is also the name of a patron saint of.. 'Bologna' 😂
@jeninavalira6724
Жыл бұрын
I don't know if I love more Petronius for being such a king or you for bringing me Classical content in unexpected places. Thanks, Lix! 😆
@kendallsmith1458
11 ай бұрын
"Hey man, why your fingers turning blue?"
@kaisawatson
Жыл бұрын
I love the smash bros announcer voice: *_SIR HENRY IS SLEEPING WITH HIS SISTER_*
@riyak.7393
Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@Wertsir
5 ай бұрын
_INCEST BABY JOINS THE BATTLE!_
@oak..
5 ай бұрын
STOPPPPPP 😭😭😭😭😭😭@@Wertsir
@pyotrtchaikovsky1840
3 ай бұрын
Lmao, smash bros, yeah that makes sense
@slingyman23
2 ай бұрын
Don't you mean smash sis
@GROUNDHOGCULT
Жыл бұрын
Me If I was accused of witchcraft in the 1800's
@Kyle___Broflovski
Жыл бұрын
Real.
@denegwynn2869
Жыл бұрын
1600s
@justindixon1586
Жыл бұрын
Same you can accuse me of witchcraft but I’ll sure as hell accuse the minister of spreading so much clap it’s become applauds
@AbsoluteSpaceBitch
Жыл бұрын
Yep, seems accurate!
@feathered_turtle
Жыл бұрын
*when
@AlineDreams
Жыл бұрын
She found no tea about the executioner, meaning the executioner is good to go 😂
@hummingbirdgirl0720
11 ай бұрын
What if the executioner is related to one of those people?
@TimTheEnchanter0
10 ай бұрын
He was a commoner
@hummingbirdgirl0720
10 ай бұрын
@@TimTheEnchanter0 he probably feels secondhand embarrassment at the most than
@ronnieloveshorror
5 ай бұрын
@@TimTheEnchanter0he gets free tea to spill with his commoner family
@kawaibakaneko
12 күн бұрын
Don't make angry the guy who can turn a quick death to a draw out spectacle
@tybenne3980
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, if I'm being executed, I'd take as many people as possible along the way as well.
@SexyBeamShooter
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: according to Puppet History, this is sort of how the Affair of the Poisons got started.
@viv7810
Жыл бұрын
You mean weird history?
@bellatrixareforkids7406
Жыл бұрын
@@viv7810 I think both talked about this at one point, but puppet history said it almost word for word.
@kathypince515
5 ай бұрын
SHANIACS BOOGARAS AND COWARD SHITFISH UNITE (PS: ghosts ARE real)
@TheGhostKing126
10 ай бұрын
The part where she says "Is blood thicker than water? ...its up for debate" gets me everytime
@elisabethheiman2104
7 ай бұрын
0:50 I don’t know why but the look on the executioner’s face kills me every time! 😂
@pearldoug4277
6 ай бұрын
Because he's curious of how it works. 😂
@TheRedGhost_
Ай бұрын
Bro fr went 😒🤨😳👀
@aili_not_ally
Ай бұрын
He's like "promise?"
@dantemaquiavelli9039
Жыл бұрын
We need to see this guy and the head of the church together. NO, we need a series to know what de fuck happened here.
@Sqooshyfroog
Жыл бұрын
Yessss this would be such a great series
@connortg5
Жыл бұрын
...they had gay sex there's your answer we don't need a series to figure that out moving on
@wasifabul2545
Жыл бұрын
Joanna’s back story you can’t convince me that isn’t Joanna spilling the tea before being killed
@elenachristian9860
Жыл бұрын
De fuck is what happened there.
@captainacorn2088
11 ай бұрын
@@wasifabul2545 I could see it
@FMoment4311
Жыл бұрын
Ok, so this woman is definitely Joanne. You can't tell me that's not her. 😭😭
@TreeHairedGingerAle
Жыл бұрын
Just the origin story we needed! 🥳✨
@FeathersOnFire
11 ай бұрын
Now we know why satan chose Joanne
@rllgr3356
8 ай бұрын
LLLLOOOOOOOOOREEE HECK YES!!
@user-cm8di3eb2t
2 ай бұрын
Joanne's portfolio was this? No wonder she got hired...
@shaelynnthomas5963
22 күн бұрын
Joanne's origin story, Yes!
@yumekojabami233
Жыл бұрын
U never dissapoint how u come up with those ideas 😂
@hafsa_xoxo
Жыл бұрын
Whys yumeko jabami commenting on a KZitem video
@gheata_playz874
Жыл бұрын
@@hafsa_xoxo chaos
@yumekojabami233
11 ай бұрын
@@hafsa_xoxo because i can?
@hafsa_xoxo
10 ай бұрын
@@yumekojabami233 yh babes it's a joke x I wasn't trying to offend
@yumekojabami233
10 ай бұрын
@@hafsa_xoxo oh nah u good my bad im just too blunt sometimes
@cheese8878
Жыл бұрын
When you wanna slay before you’re slain
@rubberrat2960
Жыл бұрын
“It’s a family affair” 💀😭
@ArtemimiOCE
Жыл бұрын
"You have a hole and you should use it" ICONIC
@britishcivilian
Жыл бұрын
Right.. you guys?
@redrasegarden
11 ай бұрын
I love how she was like “yeah I’m calling you out but I don’t really care. You do you”
@nikofaershee4235
Жыл бұрын
I was like: "How do you out someone while not being homophobic?" Little did I know that Stanzi was on the case!❤💀
@OhSkyeLanta
Жыл бұрын
I’m so so glad there’s an extended version of this *chefs kiss*
@arcious60
Жыл бұрын
Unfun fact: the only way to get out of an execution in the Salem with trials is blaming someone else.
@HK-mi9yg
Жыл бұрын
Lol I think they lost all motivation to follow through the execution 😂
@fandom_kingdom_girl437
Жыл бұрын
This is the level of petty I aspire to be.
@deerdrajensen3808
Жыл бұрын
she really said “those without sin cast the first stone”
@user-oo7dw4qw4b
Жыл бұрын
"Did you find God up there?" gets me every single time HAHAHA
@jeremytung1632
Жыл бұрын
This is “my shift is over right when something catastrophic happens” dialed up to 11.
@karmaglare
Жыл бұрын
That one friend that knows every gossip in their town
@jennifercheney4353
Жыл бұрын
Next up...the Lord Wellington saga....PLEASE!😂
@Lasanga95
Жыл бұрын
She dident just spill the tea,she spilled the whole tea party.
@putaidanganimal1
Жыл бұрын
Well, at least she got all that out of her system before the old head chop. 😂😂🤷♀️🤣🤣
@yogurt3355
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god, the ad before this video was a prayer ad 😭
@NotSoMuchFrankly
Жыл бұрын
...and Mother Nature laughed
@wolfofshadows4283
Жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVE her wardrobe. every single one of them looks so good😍 keep up the good work Stanzi
@TyroneBruinsmaFilms
Жыл бұрын
Don't go out with a bang, go out with nuclear devastation
@tiffaniwhite2685
Жыл бұрын
I was really hoping for more noble tea to be spilled 🤣🤣🤣🍵😂😏
@unknownpasserby7405
11 ай бұрын
Nobili-tea*
@TheMuffinator3
Жыл бұрын
The last bit reminded me of why joking around about guys doing it with each other has always been a meme, especially when it’s about calling out members of clergy and/or powerful people for being hypocrites 😏
@harmony687
Жыл бұрын
It took me a while to realise the Lord Wellington one😂... Her ✨Dark Humour ✨ is another level
@mistydragonfan1008
11 ай бұрын
I guess you could say Lord Wellington was in a *S T I C K Y* situation 😂
@thatpancak3
5 ай бұрын
Can you guys explain? 😀
@harmony687
5 ай бұрын
@@thatpancak3 It basically means that lord wellington did the deed with the church head... like they both males but still did it
@thatpancak3
5 ай бұрын
@@harmony687 they did s**?
@harmony687
5 ай бұрын
@@thatpancak3 Yes
@mushroomed6379
10 ай бұрын
I LOST IT WHEN SHE SAID "you got a hole and you gotta use it, right?" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@sylthereal
Жыл бұрын
Bahahaha just in time for the anniversary date of the execution of Anne Bolein. Love that irony and love your work, girl! 🤟👏🔥
@illuminateillumination5949
Жыл бұрын
I really enjoy the extended sketches. It's great getting to see more content!
@S0LAR_STAR
Жыл бұрын
SHE TOOK EVERYONE DOWN! THE FAMILY AFFAIR JOKE THOUGH- 💀
@rayyyyyyyyyyyyy13
Жыл бұрын
"holy moly" absolutely KILLED me
@yasiegonlastie5483
Жыл бұрын
Records shown that lord Wellington’s hair turned white while the witch during her execution
@NotSoMuchFrankly
Жыл бұрын
Wellington got burnt like a steak during this one.
@yaoi4life529
Жыл бұрын
Damn totally wanna do this at my funeral (id probably be killed twice if that happened lol)
@nathannightfall
Жыл бұрын
If you get to speak at your funeral, I'm pretty sure dead is not a problem for you.
@glasscardproductions4736
Жыл бұрын
I assume you meant on your deathbed, but at your own funeral sounds more badass.
@NotSoMuchFrankly
Жыл бұрын
@@nathannightfall You get Morgan Freeman to recite your eulogy. The most sonorous fukyu ever!
@delatara21_61
Жыл бұрын
Stanzi honestly looks hot asf in wellington's costume
@hailee246
Жыл бұрын
I got an ad for therapy as soon as the video ended LOL
@jasminealex7212
Жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for the extended version. Your short video was so funny. This is even better
@emilyplatt8172
Жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorites so far
@notsparks
Жыл бұрын
A condemned woman after my own heart.
@jmr1123
Жыл бұрын
Stanziiii 😂💀 as someone who would absolutely have been tried as a witch all I have to say is: work
@JoneseyRey
4 ай бұрын
“You have a hole and it should be used” these are words that everyone can benefit from
@Sqooshyfroog
10 ай бұрын
Anyone else keep rewatching when you have no tea yourself or just me
@BriChuhime-sama
Жыл бұрын
The only way to go down tbh 😂😂😂
@ninab.4540
Жыл бұрын
Joanne's backstory I don't care that's totally Joanne, Satan's future assistant
@canonickero
Жыл бұрын
We need a spinoff of Lord Wellington and the leader of the church
@dayshadows5021
Жыл бұрын
Time for a lord wellington backstory series! 🙃
@laurenw.8178
Жыл бұрын
Girl taking all them down with her 😂
@Mark-xf3fe
Жыл бұрын
This is so amazing. Honestly just make a side character in a historical show and let them do this, this is too amazig
@gingin4471
Жыл бұрын
She might've lost the battle but she won the war
@lrae9519
Жыл бұрын
Always hilarious but those nails are gorgeous
@Kardellan
Жыл бұрын
Stanzi I love your outfits! I just want to raid your closet and your content is always amazing. Thanks for always making my day better.
@TreeHairedGingerAle
Жыл бұрын
*wheeze* 😂✨ PER-FUCKIN'-FECTION!!✨😂
@Zendarolin
Жыл бұрын
I like how she sounds like a news reporter
@irogt
Жыл бұрын
If I'm going down, you're all coming along.
@NotSoMuchFrankly
Жыл бұрын
Like the guy whose last words, when put before the firing squad, waited until they said "aim" and shouted "FIRE!!" Here, ya' get to take some of the fkkkrz out wit' ya', tho😈
@theangelicvoice
Жыл бұрын
Damn that was cruel, do that again
@user-nl4gp3co7g
Жыл бұрын
This is literally out of one of the 1800 tv series with like 8 seasons worth of politics and relationships 😂 this is amazing ❤ I don’t watched them btw
@zc2908
5 ай бұрын
Dear Stanzi, mentally I’m not in a good place and I am in severe anxiety over my health. I want to thank you for making me smile ❤
@daniellecrossley486
Жыл бұрын
you know what if something like that happens to me and they offer me my final words I probably do the same thing, if not worse
@DiscoTimelordASD
Жыл бұрын
I want the town backstory now😂
@TheYesteryearGirl
Жыл бұрын
“You have a hole” *executioner is shooketh* 😂
@Chessboii
2 ай бұрын
But again "No one will take you're word against the word of Sir Henry Simmerson!" Proceeds to get beaten by a priest
@evelinlisjak2354
Ай бұрын
"have fun hashing all of this out peace and love and i'll see you in hell!" LMAO
@LunaP1
2 ай бұрын
The "Please nooo" always sent me.💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chuuyaism1653
11 ай бұрын
0:50 the executioner's expression 😭
@FlakesSubliminals
11 ай бұрын
"Any last words?" "Yeah." "What?" "OBLIVIATE!"
@TheBeanWizard
Жыл бұрын
Ooh, icky 😂😂😂
@WhiteSwarm
10 ай бұрын
"Did you find God up there?" Stanzi I love you so much. If I could, I would hug you
@8lec_R
Жыл бұрын
My god. The acting was good 😊
@thegreenninja9004
11 ай бұрын
"You have a hole, and it should be used" 💀💀💀
@lena7623
Жыл бұрын
If I'm going down, you're all gonna wish you came with me!
@katy4523
Жыл бұрын
We need to see Satan meeting this lady lol
@Soeia.ElliotClark
Жыл бұрын
I've done this during other's attempt wt socially executing me. 😂 Within reason, after I recognized not being in a toxic, but healthy villainous mindset, and energy instead. It was very good for me.
@gracefultrash
Жыл бұрын
If I'm going down, a lot of you go down with me 😂
@shadowdroid776
10 ай бұрын
0:49 I hadn't cackled SO loudly in so long!
@brettlibertucci5604
Жыл бұрын
Stazi you're an Icon
@Candyohh
Жыл бұрын
Always fabulous 💯
@mileystewart8738
6 ай бұрын
The executioners face at "you have a hole-" had me DYING
@spamham897
Жыл бұрын
If she wasn’t accused of witchcraft, she will be now lol
@izukuhimiko6879
Жыл бұрын
"U have a hole and it should be filled" The executioner: hold up-
@sabrinawu3365
6 ай бұрын
rip she didnt get to enjoy the drama afterwards😢
@riverhalorix4203
10 ай бұрын
oh my satan there's an EXTENDED VERSION???? what a slay
@TheSmortGlazed
10 ай бұрын
If I was in the 1500s this is the way I wanna go out, AND NOBODY CAN ATTACK ME FOR IT
@johncane4507
10 ай бұрын
Going out like a god damn boss 💪
@cwaicwai821
Жыл бұрын
But that's honestly the best way to go out.
@lordsiomai
5 ай бұрын
"Sure I'm going down, *but I'm taking you all with me* "
@chewiecheshire7973
Жыл бұрын
Based on the names, they are most likely English nobility, so if this skit is set after 1534, Lord Wellington is getting it on with the ruler of England.
@benny7257j
Жыл бұрын
Going Out Like A 'G' 🙌🏼.
@MissMyPonytail
Жыл бұрын
Along with South Park, you should be mandatory viewing for everyone in the country! Thank you so very much for poking the things that need to be poked and making them roll over to show their true selves!!!
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