" Like Octo-Trump would say... *b i n g b o n g* " I ALMOST CHOKED
@hardstyle3196
6 жыл бұрын
eminiiku - I thought he said "uncle Trump"
@StupidNPCBoar
6 жыл бұрын
Me too lol
@M1ssKiera
5 жыл бұрын
SAME EXCEPT I DID CHOKE
@amyj115
6 жыл бұрын
"How are we losing?" whole base is covered in ketchup
@MontezBoydStarks504
7 жыл бұрын
Hmm... Now it makes sense how Ketchup lost. Rockenburg was on Team Mayo.
@mattstat716
7 жыл бұрын
That and hawke, and viantastic... and...dude... ... You know, its like the people I listed who don't pick based on preference that make me *not* want to play splatfests...
@eevee1583
7 жыл бұрын
Montez Boyd-Starks yep. Team mayo
@fivestarheroine
7 жыл бұрын
mattstat716 They basically carried the whole team
@bluflash1069
7 жыл бұрын
Montez Boyd-Starks but everyone else liked ketchup and that's what it boils down to the majority
@melontown
7 жыл бұрын
100 like gg
@limerence1036
6 жыл бұрын
Rockenberg's voice makes me happy for some reason.
@TRONgirl_EXE
6 жыл бұрын
MemesMakeDreams something tells me you watch “Rick and Morty…“
@seven1641
6 жыл бұрын
Me too. It’s so weird but I’m not complaining.
@magiveem
4 жыл бұрын
Bakugoooooooooooooooooo
@Viantastic
7 жыл бұрын
In heinz-sight, ketchup didn’t stand a chance..
@hut_duarte2611
7 жыл бұрын
Viantastic plz notice me :(
@sombraa241
7 жыл бұрын
Viantastic I get it ;^)
@mimiqqkirisame
7 жыл бұрын
Viantastic I can appreciate a good pun, but those guys really got Mayo-wned
@SunshowerHeathcliffBeliever
7 жыл бұрын
I'll relish that pun. This joke may not be widespread but it sure feels CONDIMENTAL. (Geddit? Like, continental? ... I'll stop now.)
@therayleviathan
7 жыл бұрын
Viantastic lmao
@jnugg-qe8tz
7 жыл бұрын
Even though you get salty a lot you're still a great player.
@itspizzabox
7 жыл бұрын
So that was YOU that fucking sniped me in mid-air when I used my special...
@Makerkiddo
7 жыл бұрын
ThePizzaBox Time stamp?
@SkyeFaerie0811
6 жыл бұрын
U know hes trying to get attention
@friskyfresh2429
6 жыл бұрын
ThePizzaBox snipers can ruin life... sometimes....
@friskyfresh2429
6 жыл бұрын
Dubcore sky ikr
@chocolateplushy
6 жыл бұрын
ThePizzaBox.
@egs1498
7 жыл бұрын
Who here got inspired by rockenberg to use rapid blaster for the first time (It's a really good weapon)
@jellyberry6387
7 жыл бұрын
E Smitty Well for me I already use it, but he makes me wants to use a squiffer.
@Themarioyoshi64
7 жыл бұрын
E Smitty rapid blasters are the furries of the real world. Scratch that, all blasters are the furries of the real world
@kykyn795
7 жыл бұрын
E Smitty I'm saving for clash blaster on some high level. It's very faster then the rapid blaster
@plasmalink2754
7 жыл бұрын
E Smitty yea probably me now
@protagonisticrobot9119
7 жыл бұрын
Kykyn Very fast but not the best at range.
@jellyberry6387
7 жыл бұрын
You're like the rowdy brother of White Hawke! You both make great jokes during Splatfest, and you both are great at chargers!
@Alien1375
7 жыл бұрын
Want some mayo on your salty fries?
@brodyzimage3955
6 жыл бұрын
Katiclipse I agree
@arcK9
7 жыл бұрын
your aim is godlike, damn
@hireikana18
6 жыл бұрын
How is it that I'm JUST NOW finding out about you, you're hilarious 🤣❤️
@mellosquad02
6 жыл бұрын
hireikana18 forreal!!! I just found him and he’s crackin me up rn
@taylornikolesmith3561
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@SkyeFaerie0811
6 жыл бұрын
This splatfest MAY-o always be in my heart it was CONDEMENTAL i will always RELISH the MARITIME memorys welp thats all i got for now as CALIMARI inkantation always say STAYYYYYYYYY (eat) FRESH The pun game is strong with this woomy im good with puns im done *drops the mic* BOOM-y
@SaltShakerNessa
7 жыл бұрын
0:39 *THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I FELL OFF THIS DAMN MAP..lol*
@AxeGeddon
7 жыл бұрын
my man i really like how you make splatoon 2 more fun by adding this kind of commentary in it, keep this up boss
@zeldafan1212
7 жыл бұрын
The most amazing charger player I've ever seen
@mimiqqkirisame
7 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say... they got MAYO-WNED!
@edoga8895
7 жыл бұрын
Marshii The Great mayo got owned
@mimiqqkirisame
7 жыл бұрын
Edgwin Edgar you wish lmao
@mojitotomato405
7 жыл бұрын
2:46 I love you
@darlingpanda_2280
7 жыл бұрын
You are a master of Splats
@jordanmarcial3670
7 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the next splatfest just so I can redeem team ketchup
@Makerkiddo
7 жыл бұрын
Jordan Marcial Pick your favourite thing this time, not your Waifu. (Or if you even did vote for Marina. Like.... her character.)
@Vanithoth
7 жыл бұрын
Even though Marina has won 1/2 of the splatfests that that have come out.
@moongachas
7 жыл бұрын
there have only been 2
@Vanithoth
7 жыл бұрын
I know that. Cake vs Ice Cream then Mayo vs Ketchup.
@BigFearedBalloon
7 жыл бұрын
Well technically I think there have been 5 splatfests total with a total of 3 splatfest themes. The Cake/Ice Cream was shared between USA and Europe with Marina winning however Japan had a different theme entirely of Rock Vs Pop where Pearl won. The latest one of Mayo Vs Ketchup had 3 separate splatfests for Europe, USA and Japan with all 3 being won by Pearl. So the score right now is 1/5 for Marina and 4/5 for Pearl. Still if we are limiting it to countries, it's 1/2 for both sides for both Europe and USA and in Japan, Pearl has 2/2 in her belt.
@gamejosu7603
7 жыл бұрын
Wow, no wonder we lost this splatfest. Team Mayo wasn't joking around!
@ribbon4796
7 жыл бұрын
I like How Ketchup Got all Salty without even realizing they stood no chance in the beginning anyways. In the end people are gonna have to use the Pirates VS Ninjas Technique making the splatfests less enjoyable all because people will just choose a team based on the person who is siding with it.
@nigelthornberry9029
7 жыл бұрын
Marx people are quick to forget the new score system for splatfest is going to change everything. Team Ice cream also had around 70% percent popularity and they still won over team cake.
@ribbon4796
7 жыл бұрын
well then good for you
@vipervolkan3042
6 жыл бұрын
Year later the rules of splatfest have changed
@tiagoborges1248
7 жыл бұрын
sit down be humble that sould be your catch prase
@Tabby_PW
7 жыл бұрын
Rockenberg was on team Mayo? No wonder we won.
@00jp11
7 жыл бұрын
Why were so many KZitemrs on Team Mayo?
@ditto-w
7 жыл бұрын
God damn, this guy is good.
@Mushishushi
6 жыл бұрын
*BING BONG...¡NUKE!*
@nictaylor2762
6 жыл бұрын
Captain CuttleFish: How many splats does it take to make one of the octo - weapons go boom? Me: Eight! Captain Cuttlefish: Three. Me: fuck maths
@RetroCandyArt
7 жыл бұрын
i just found this channel and i have not laughed this hard at a splatoon video, or even a gameplay video in general for a while. keep up the great work!
@iiaquaproductions1034
7 жыл бұрын
That one team that camps at the middle
@hypernova5249
6 жыл бұрын
You broke the first rule of combat, NEVER mess with a full charged splatlink, but you got lucky that they have bad handling lol
@kartblaster9987
6 жыл бұрын
Pain with a side of *PAIN*
@TheSkammander
6 жыл бұрын
"I just killed three of you, how are we losing?" -charger mains everywhere
@OneGameDown
7 жыл бұрын
Just when everyone thinks red and white ink would never be in Splatoon.
@loopington
6 жыл бұрын
3:08 Dude, a quad with a charger? You have gotta be kidding me. I know this was like 11 months ago but like WHAT THE HECK A QUAD WITH A CHARGER.
@ham6034
6 жыл бұрын
Bing Bong! Nuke! XD You Also Forgot To Build That Wall ( SplashWall 😂 )
@LouieCartoony
7 жыл бұрын
team ketchup 99% of the time vs team ketchup team mayo 1% of the time vs mayo exactly
@hinata-kun6841
3 жыл бұрын
Only Rockenberg would be able to splat someone in close combat with a charger It’s very satisfying how good he is at this, but if I played against him, I’d yeet my switch off of the Empire State Building
@mattstat716
7 жыл бұрын
He chose mayo. I'll grab the roller... *sigh*. You know what, nah. You chose on preference, you live...for now. (At least, I hope you did.)
@astrora_draconi
7 жыл бұрын
This guy here shows me why we lost. We need this guy to be with us so team ketchup can be redeemed.
@littelskittles172
6 жыл бұрын
You. Are. The best Splatoon 2 player I've ever seen
@ieviathan3062
6 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing you say is “sit down, be humble.” Gets me every time UwU
@arlofennekku
7 жыл бұрын
Rockenberg, the amount of salt in this is exactly what i felt.
@5mac866
7 жыл бұрын
HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE A MILLION SUBSCRIBERS?!?!
@cherriblossom9401
6 жыл бұрын
he is super good with the sniper hey captin cuttlefish how many time dose it take for mayo to win hmm a1a2a3 speaker: AND MAYO WINS everyone on ketchup: *whiney voice* but its so unfair sence we were battleing are own side like 24/7 oh shut up its a game people
@JAXXTISM
6 жыл бұрын
Tbh i freaking love ur voice and jokes ur so good with the snipper i love ur salty splatfest videos!!!
@brodyzimage3955
6 жыл бұрын
Rockenberg says Sit Down, Be Humble 103739462936382 times
@blazingboy_420
7 жыл бұрын
Y does he sound like Grunkle Stan from Gravity Falls?
@allencantcap1977
7 жыл бұрын
You know rockenberg is lit when splatoon 2 was released and he's already s+
@cerulean7855
7 жыл бұрын
i really admire your voice.
@stingtheeelthecat983
7 жыл бұрын
Ur throats ok? (no offense)
@emrose98
7 жыл бұрын
This guy is god-tier. No wonder we won, lmfao.
@gamefreezer7422
7 жыл бұрын
*REMINDER THAT WHICH EVER TEAM HAS MORE PEOPLE HAS MORE CHANCES OF LOSING*
@MontezBoydStarks504
7 жыл бұрын
Usually, with a higher popularity, this means that *kids* will pick this team, and well... We all know how kids play.
@gamefreezer7422
7 жыл бұрын
Montez Boyd-Starks YEP *I have never played any splatoon in my life I have played a demo version of one and I fucin suck at motion controls*
@papermario6856
5 жыл бұрын
NOT ANYMORE
@RinzekiYT
7 жыл бұрын
Sit down Be woomy
@dan-qt1vz
7 жыл бұрын
Mayo won because of this man Starting to believe they deserved that win
@Nuclearisabitch
6 жыл бұрын
“Suck it ketchup” said mayo 0:00 to 0:09
@cometvaudin2850
7 жыл бұрын
I just got the Hero Charger Replica. After seeing your charger skills, I'm determined to try to become a charger pro and make Marie proud!
@army-kunfanshizu5663
6 жыл бұрын
Holy daam carp youre so FREAKIN OP with the SNIPER YOU MUST ME SENSEI ! Ò,Ó
@williammacintosh16
6 жыл бұрын
“Hey buddy i think u should stop bullying the noobs” Me: pffft ur one to talk.🤣🤣🤣
@blackb0xwarri0r2
7 жыл бұрын
I've never seen anything more perfect then this video
@haydomo1069
6 жыл бұрын
Btw I’m so happy that you were on mayonnaise! If not I don’t think we would have won... just look at those kills!
@wizzdizzle
6 жыл бұрын
WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN 😆
@thealmightyinvaderz1734
6 жыл бұрын
man rockenberg how did you get so good
@thewoomylifeez248
6 жыл бұрын
This guy has inspired me to be salty and use splatterscope and puns in turf
@redxphones3281
7 жыл бұрын
I love your enthusiasm in this game. You remind me of Gordon from Gordon's Mind.
@hiimelzo2867
7 жыл бұрын
This man had me on the floor with that Kendric kalamari
@macawesomebird3383
6 жыл бұрын
2:10 Don't you mean "What comes 'chup mustard-down?"
@CaptDedEyes
7 жыл бұрын
Damn, no wonder why Ketchup lost. There were badasses like Rockenburg supporting the Mayo team.
@woomylord1941
5 жыл бұрын
You know what's my faveroit food rockenberg? A SQUID KA BOB
@JimBimBum
6 жыл бұрын
2 words that shouldn't be in the same sentence. Salty and fresh
@spookysplats
5 жыл бұрын
"Sit down, be humble" counter: 2
@ponothegodofchaos1886
6 жыл бұрын
... I love a lot of his jokes
@KingOfElectricNinjas
7 жыл бұрын
I don't know what made me think it was a good idea to come here during the Splatfest.
@basegaminghq7289
7 жыл бұрын
You sound like someone that belongs in Borderlands. That's actually pretty awesome!
@Yng_Saint365
6 жыл бұрын
U eat squid cabob?messed up dude
@explosivekoopa5370
7 жыл бұрын
He blacc He atacc But more importantly He never come bacc
@octosquid12
7 жыл бұрын
Explosive Koopa Kyjana reference
@tvman220
7 жыл бұрын
Whitehawke collab NOW. Imagine how much comedy there would be
@BranJohn98
7 жыл бұрын
Yoooooo that Splashdown denial tho!
@weplaythusgame3439
7 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha The invention of the Splatnet is soooooooo useful now :D
@Agent4w
6 жыл бұрын
Professional sniper
@ejayyy5178
7 жыл бұрын
i fuckin love your commentary man, you gotta keep this up your fuckin hilarious
@mrsgeeky8109
7 жыл бұрын
The best sniper that i saw in whole life
@TheAlphaDreamer
5 жыл бұрын
Your really awesome at Splatoon even with sniper your a pro and it was funny when you Octo Trump
@SunshowerHeathcliffBeliever
7 жыл бұрын
Nice to see other people who are handy with a charger.
@san_ka4928
7 жыл бұрын
Oh god... That Toxic Missles disrespect.
@shaxo8753
6 жыл бұрын
3:28 hhh it makes sense because you stacked all three on your "skewer"
@hAze_the_shrimp
7 жыл бұрын
You only joined mayo because of WhiteHawke... and totally not cu... Whatever.
@inhot7029
6 жыл бұрын
.
@inhot7029
6 жыл бұрын
So he copied?
@stephanyhomes2520
7 жыл бұрын
all these references were amazing hahaha!
@sergentpugsley5137
6 жыл бұрын
I literally saw you in the lobby yesterday and flipped out! Gave you a fresh also.
@Julian-od8xl
6 жыл бұрын
"like trump says Bing Bing, nuke." I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂
@christophercordero9352
7 жыл бұрын
I LOVE THIS GUY NOW
@sociallyundead419
5 жыл бұрын
Your beautiful voice... It haunts my dreams...
@piggiedealer1722
7 жыл бұрын
And here I am.. Getting all happy when I snipe just one person.
@carlharris7602
7 жыл бұрын
He's really good with the charger
@kurapikakurtalvrl2139
5 жыл бұрын
wait.. A SQUID KABOB?!?! wait... I'm an octo... >:3
@Bridgett10008
6 жыл бұрын
I really wanted team ketchup to win but we needed this salty mayo to ruin all the fun (-.-)
@cupheadandmultiplyingmugma6146
7 жыл бұрын
In a squids view of who splat them would be: 😑 what? I got him first. That's not possible for me to get splat because I have damage up on my gear and long firing range on my weapon! But rockenberg's reaction would be like: HAHAHAHAHA GOT YOU, YOU NOOB! IM GREAT WITH MOTION CONTROLS AND YOU AREN'T *squidbags*
@DjSjoerd3
6 жыл бұрын
I died laughing because of this shit!!! Keep it up man.
@UHCYoutube
6 жыл бұрын
ok to be honest the mayo vs ketchup event was the only time that red was a playable colour in splatoon
@jessicahagar8210
7 жыл бұрын
i dont like you dont laugh but you entertain me for some reason...
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