New Spongebob Theory: kzitem.info/news/bejne/xa6tumqZqmqln4I
@Jozombies115
3 жыл бұрын
That's some odd timing, 34 seconds ago this was posted.
@coochiecrushers4756
3 жыл бұрын
that is awesome -the coochie crushers
@NewWaveEnthusiast
3 жыл бұрын
Cool
@erikons777
3 жыл бұрын
Watched
@Spheriment
3 жыл бұрын
Ty
@keethkeith1989
3 жыл бұрын
this guy took "your final exam can be about anything " too seriously
@fuziontonygaming
3 жыл бұрын
Well he nailed it because the Squidward Community College needed that.
@Strawberriezrule13
3 жыл бұрын
And I'm SO glad they did. we got to enjoy this cinematic gem(':
@rudyardwalker9113
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@johangambleputty7658
3 жыл бұрын
No, what he took was way too much methamphetamine, and stayed up for a week straight 'researching' Spongebob.
@MK_ULTRA420
3 жыл бұрын
@@fuziontonygaming Imagine not getting an acceptance letter to Squilliam University.
@Idk-pr2nd
3 жыл бұрын
I love it that his friends are “nicely dressed” is just a extra piece of clothing.
@LgMONSTAa
3 жыл бұрын
One of them is literally dressed like Spongebob lmao
@kayllenstarships9009
3 жыл бұрын
@@LgMONSTAa My leg!
@jb981
3 жыл бұрын
One just had green shorts.
@cashwin45
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, tbh Idek if he paid those friends tho, because even if they were supposed to be his "fancy" friends, why tf would they be wearing formal dress clothes outside? It's kinda obvious that even people *that* wealthy would still wear normal clothes. So it's not that sus that they're not "nicely dressed".
@Idk-pr2nd
3 жыл бұрын
@@cashwin45 yeah but at the same time he didn't fix up some of the fish.The small grey fish is just wearing green shorts, that blue fish is didn't even change, and same with the other fish next to her. Sure the lady fish might already be fancy but that theirr every day dress. Squiliam didn't even bother changing them one bit. If he really wanted them to look fancy why not give her a fancy hat or at least give her a small sort of cheap jewelery like a nice pin to just stand out a bit. He could pay the fish with the jewelery he bought for her. I think it's acceptable because I don't think they mentioned his love life.
@thomasweeden2683
3 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s got basically everything he needs but is still jealous of Squidward
@vincenzorutigliano5435
3 жыл бұрын
That's how life is
@weiwu1442
3 жыл бұрын
Squidward packin shmeat thats why
@santosgonzalez3443
3 жыл бұрын
Yes I agree
@rudyardwalker9113
3 жыл бұрын
Cause he probably doesn't.
@Samgooba
3 жыл бұрын
Exes be like that
@eliswanson4195
Жыл бұрын
love how this is how it all started. just a small, simple theory. then it turned into elaborate time travelling ghosts and robot take overs. and of course, the muse saga. love it.
@yenmaster8310
9 ай бұрын
YES,it's fabulous how this became the start of all that
@maowsugale216
5 ай бұрын
Huh😢
@oofboy-hz7um
3 жыл бұрын
The love theory explains how squlliam even has squidwards number to call him
@everythingyt5341
3 жыл бұрын
Omg so true holy shit
@kingperson4102
3 жыл бұрын
Another thing I noticed was that on the topic of the police working for squilliam, I noticed that the camera man is also the custodian listening to music
@OnMachiii
3 жыл бұрын
Omg big brain
@NaturalHarmony_70
3 жыл бұрын
@@kingperson4102 The custodian is Fred. The *”My leg!”* guy.
@_diamster
3 жыл бұрын
Woow shit is real😶😶
@nunyabisness4646
3 жыл бұрын
Also note how Squilliam's paintings don't have unibrows on them. Squidward fan art?
@XXLittleSofyXX
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@匚尺丂乇-k3v
3 жыл бұрын
Oh no...
@chaos6687
3 жыл бұрын
NOOOO-🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳
@jamsthetoejammer9971
3 жыл бұрын
He stole ittt!!!!!!
@normalguyhere9158
3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@eoghanhunt1769
3 жыл бұрын
Spongebob lore: "...and they were bandmates..." Spongebob theorists: "oh my god they were bandmates"
@crazitaco
3 жыл бұрын
what happens in band camp stays in band camp
@michaelcarrasquillo4781
3 жыл бұрын
OG vines
@bronzeblueeaglehellblaze4033
3 жыл бұрын
i want to like but i dont want to ruin the 911
@MrRico020
3 жыл бұрын
Is mayonaise an instument?
@pokemonprimed
3 жыл бұрын
@@crazitaco This one time, at band camp...
@britneyoops8158
3 жыл бұрын
"Why would Squillium hang out with a group of Pearls friends?" Chris Hanson: "Why don't you have a seat"
@growlie2676
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe they're hanging out with him....?
@pakdepakde631
3 жыл бұрын
He's a sugar daddy that's why
@captainrogers2790
3 жыл бұрын
Squilliam in his head: Oh no he’s hot...
@rockythewerepuppy2253
3 жыл бұрын
To catch a predator
@waltersaavedra8172
3 жыл бұрын
Ow
@BlueGangsta1958
3 жыл бұрын
I saw another theory that Squidward isn't even bad at the clarinet. In the first episodes, he played well. At some point, Spongebob borrows it without asking and uses it to clean a toilet or something else destructive. Every Episode after that, Squidward plays badly. Conclusion: his clarinet is broken
@enilah
3 жыл бұрын
and because he's poorly paid at krusty krab, it seems he can't afford to fix it lmao
@TheAnimeEncyclopedia
3 жыл бұрын
There have also been times he plays well, when he's with SpongeBob XD. Accidently being mutated together via Sandy's teleporter, that music manager guy when he hears the Calarenet playing with SpongeBob Ukulele,
@louzo5175
3 жыл бұрын
+ when spongbob literaly gifts him new one it works okey oh is it literaly same episode? shuks
@aesthetic_wreck5574
3 жыл бұрын
And when Spongebob gives him a driftwood clarinet for Christmas he played it really well
@TheAnimeEncyclopedia
3 жыл бұрын
@@aesthetic_wreck5574 there's that time SpongeBob made a giant one out of kelp when squidward came giant
@LD-2401
3 жыл бұрын
It's actually quite a solid theory though.
@10spongeboiloud36
3 жыл бұрын
U have dib as ur profile pic
@LD-2401
3 жыл бұрын
@@10spongeboiloud36 yes yes i do >:3
@10spongeboiloud36
3 жыл бұрын
Noice
@xboxed7202
3 жыл бұрын
Hey look, a fellow Invader Zim fan. :D
@ikeasdog1400
3 жыл бұрын
Ah, he pulled a matpat on you. Open the video saying its not serious, ignoring any unsupportive evidence, and making a big deal at the end about something minor.
@funnatopia704
10 ай бұрын
Even as a kid I noticed pretty quickly that the rivalry between Squidward and Squilliam wasn't like any other. Besides, the nickname "Squiddy" always felt like an affectionate pet name to me even now.
@DoktorSES
7 ай бұрын
TRUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
6 ай бұрын
Dude's 100% a bitter ex who got dumped by Squidward.
@thefrogsonachronicals
5 ай бұрын
Evidence for my second channel's first theory? Yes:
@HuTao-e9v
2 ай бұрын
Squidllward ran so Fellow travelers' Hawktim could walk.
@lovethesebenjamins
3 күн бұрын
DIDDY…..
@senorswordfish6019
3 жыл бұрын
When your professor says that your thesis topic could be anything
@ammymara4868
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah guility as charged. I made an essay on how I'm Blue Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die is an allegory for imperialism
@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
3 жыл бұрын
@@ammymara4868 C- can I see?
@theturtle5179
3 жыл бұрын
@@ammymara4868 Can we see
@benten6931
3 жыл бұрын
Not that extreme but I made a big presentation last year about if beer pong should be considered a real sport
@lbjoshbal
3 жыл бұрын
@@ammymara4868 Can I see please
@alexisbloodwood5587
3 жыл бұрын
"Squidward dated Squilliam" was not a take i was expecting
@wolframshibuya2693
3 жыл бұрын
But it is a take I understand
@redwhines2858
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes i can’t go one day without thinking about fictional gay octopi….I fucking love the internet😁
@melovil9199
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the spoilers
@alexisbloodwood5587
3 жыл бұрын
@@melovil9199 tbf it was on you for going into the comments before finishing the video
@melovil9199
3 жыл бұрын
@@alexisbloodwood5587 tru
@ARCTIC_BXXTS
3 жыл бұрын
I want to mention that the statue, doesn’t have a unibrow.
@localchef7171
3 жыл бұрын
It does you gotta look closer I too almost didn't see it
@AngieAJ
3 жыл бұрын
HOL UP-
@connora4554
3 жыл бұрын
Nah it’s there, just hard to see
@TrelliessRose
3 жыл бұрын
There's one there, but I feel like the builders made a mistake and Squilliam scratched it on there himself.
@auditect950
3 жыл бұрын
His unibrow has a statue of its own already.
@pandaplays14000
3 жыл бұрын
the ending actually makes sense, cant believe i never caught on before. why else would squilliam be so obsessed & hellbent on impressing squidward? i mean, he literally says "i was only trying to impress you".
@caroline6218
3 жыл бұрын
Vary true
@janiceodonnell583
3 жыл бұрын
EXCACTLY!
@o17niki
3 жыл бұрын
But in an episode of spongebob squarepants thadeus tries to impress a girl and dates her. Maybe he's bi?
@pandaplays14000
3 жыл бұрын
@@o17niki ohhh i remember that episode! could be very possible yeah, excellent point!
@josefinahirschfeld7980
3 жыл бұрын
@@o17niki octopus and squids are usualy bi in real life, so yeah. Plus the creator was a marine biologyst and made sure that each spiecies was represented coretcly like, spongebob is Ace like irl sea sponge's.
@alexbehlmann3258
3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for people who clicked off before the big moment
@yumm186
3 жыл бұрын
There's a big moment? Time to continue watching :0
@awful999
3 жыл бұрын
dating? 😳
@kurlykayla9013
3 жыл бұрын
I was almost one of those people. Good thing I always stop to read the comments first.
@darwinthegoldfish
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks bro I almost clicked off
@dominomimi5137
3 жыл бұрын
Ayo thanks for the heads up
@imworkinonit
3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention, Squilliam also knows all of Squidward’s deepest desires. These aren’t things that you would just tell to anyone. He must’ve been someone significant to Squidward at one point.
@jadeimingan184
3 жыл бұрын
SQUIDWARD IS GAY!! OH MY GOD!!
@yurisandoval532
3 жыл бұрын
they're exs omfg
@mina_ashido8286
3 жыл бұрын
:0 *Boyfriends or Ex friends*
@recktrec5313
3 жыл бұрын
They are in the part where he admits he says he wanted to be like him keyword there is “wanted” meaning they have known each other for a while now especially that he knows a lot about him
@katelynthewhitewerewolf6376
3 жыл бұрын
@@jadeimingan184 Also Squidward really needs to learn you don't need wealth or anything of this stuff to be happy it's Friendship and Friends that's more important but Squidward is too stupid and idiotic to realize that.
@cthuloso
6 ай бұрын
Always refreshing to see a theory that: >Plays by the properties' absurd rules instead of trying to explain them in a "logical" manner; >Is fully aware of its own absurdity; >Still manages to reach a believable and narrative-appropriate conclusion based solely on extrapolations from actual evidence.
@eventerminator1382
3 жыл бұрын
I guess the reason Squilliam is going to such lengths to impress Squidward is because he is jealous of Squidward’d tenacity. Despite the struggles Squidward faces, he is still willing to follow his passion and dream. Squilliam on the other hand may have given up on his dreams in order to become rich.
@emmytweetie2177
3 жыл бұрын
YES, YES, YES, YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!! 👏👏👏
@yapyapthedestroyer2562
3 жыл бұрын
That sounds right. But also there are times squidward one squilliam, such as the bubble bowl, and house fancy. And it may be that squilliam was better than squidward back then, but in order to become rich, he had to abandon his dream. While squidward got to still try and achieve it.
@majorasdude7728
3 жыл бұрын
Welp still a better reason than what was showed in the video
@chandranapier2259
3 жыл бұрын
Considering his name is “Fancyson” what if it’s less about him giving up his dreams to be rich but it’s possible he’s inherited his fortunes. What if he picked on Squidward because even though he puts on an air of superiority he finds something about Squidward interesting enough to badger and harass him, going at great lengths to waste his inherited fortune. Maybe Squilliam is some passionless person, always having been given anything he ever wanted his entire life, yet he has no talents of his own. Squidward, who isn’t rich but has a home by just having his single fast food job. He isn’t the greatest at the clarinet but he never gives up. Fancyson can’t tread him down no matter how he tries by flexing the only thing that makes him stand out, his inherited money. Squidward WORKED for what he has and though it may not be a mass fortune, he still managed what Squilliam may not be able to. He feels like a failure living a lie and continues to keep up this one sided rivalry with Squidward.
@yapyapthedestroyer2562
3 жыл бұрын
@@chandranapier2259 that actually sounds good. As that fish said, he didn’t even have to touch that clarinet, and he never seems to do anything we could call talent. Honestly it seems that since squilliam has no talent, and only is all big and bad due to his wealth, he most likely would want to make squidward just like he most likely is, a no talent wannabe.
@maturelydisapointingmember2699
3 жыл бұрын
The enemies to lovers to enemies in this one is immaculate
@peanug5693
3 жыл бұрын
FACTS ion even like enemies to loved buttttt this one kindaaa……………….
@madisoncastle5138
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@greilus4535
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@macoyeu
3 жыл бұрын
Noo my fav charather is now gay
@greilus4535
3 жыл бұрын
@@macoyeu always has been
@yummystar1102
3 жыл бұрын
Im suprised there hasnt been an episode looking at squidward and squilliams past
@growlie2676
3 жыл бұрын
IKR!? I've been waiting for an episode like that since I've started writing Squidward & Squilliam stories. Eventhough I've long since stopped watching Spongebob, I'd totally watch an episode about Squid and Squill's past in a heartbeat!
@deester7914
3 жыл бұрын
Especially since that newer episodes are revisiting older ones too
@Highrollinhunter
3 жыл бұрын
I found out squidward and squilliam in real life are Edward and William
@slacktivism05
3 жыл бұрын
Especially the fact that they made episodes about Mr Krabs and Plankton's past
@stormz9113
3 жыл бұрын
Slack·tiv·ism exactly
@sarahloveless1726
Жыл бұрын
2 years and this is still one of the most believable theories I've ever seen.
@digitalfantasies4570
3 жыл бұрын
This theory doesn't even FEEL like a theory anymore. like it just is true, like it fits together just so perfectly lol
@gravendab7755
3 жыл бұрын
There’s too many holes though.
@danfromyapan
3 жыл бұрын
Yea I kinda agre
@JeromeProductions
3 жыл бұрын
Yep
@sarinabina5487
3 жыл бұрын
IKR. honestly one of my favorite theory videos ever (if not my favorite)
@Begeru
3 жыл бұрын
Purple fish doctor is an animal doctor too actually.
@nicholasscales4446
3 жыл бұрын
“Why would anyone go so far to embarrass an old high school band mate?” Well there was that one time... at band camp
@Parsaz0
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my god thanks for bringing a beautiful part of my memory back
@maurreese
3 жыл бұрын
👀🤣🤣🤣🤣
@OrangeCreamsicle
3 жыл бұрын
?
@ralpharpaio9480
3 жыл бұрын
@@OrangeCreamsicle it’s from American pie funniest movie HIGHLY inappropriate if you’re under age
@edwinlewis1282
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@That_1GayTheaterKid
Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: My biology teacher made us take a test on the “Band Geeks” episode. He just played the episode for us and would pause it when a character was on screen that he wanted us to classify. It was a lot of fun and an easy A.
@taz34567-t
2 ай бұрын
w teacher
@veronicalemperle8787
Ай бұрын
@@taz34567-tfr
@paolaplana5957
18 күн бұрын
Huge W
@Swolidarity
3 жыл бұрын
This all actually makes sense, even if it wasn’t intentional
@chancellorpalpatine4035
3 жыл бұрын
There’s elements of this that I think were definitely intentional
@ET-oq1vj
3 жыл бұрын
YES IT WAS
@malcolmjenkins3585
3 жыл бұрын
It was intentional. You underestimate the genius of stephen hillenburg.
@jackietra5h918
3 жыл бұрын
In-"tenticle"
@devilsgaurd3912
3 жыл бұрын
@@jackietra5h918 I don't get it.
@halfmettlealchemist8076
Жыл бұрын
Wow what an interesting theory video, I sure hope the person behind it isn’t being haunted by an unspeakable eldritch horror that is slowly corrupting his very sense of identity
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
3 жыл бұрын
Even fictional characters be dodging taxes out here
@chuckeerob1433
3 жыл бұрын
True!
@majimagaming934
3 жыл бұрын
Well hello, it’s you again
@notsew7742
3 жыл бұрын
SHUT UP
@professionalsoup8659
3 жыл бұрын
sup
@NewWaveEnthusiast
3 жыл бұрын
Hello
@MrSquilliam
3 жыл бұрын
My lawyers have requested you take this video down immediately
@rodavert7642
3 жыл бұрын
Squilliam Fancyson! I should have known there was more to you then I’ve previously thought, I also didn’t know you would go as far as to bribe the police force just to humiliate squidward, you sir have no boundaries at all.
@TamNguyen-hk5lb
3 жыл бұрын
Salty Bro
@rodavert7642
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah well there in the ocean what did you expect?🤷🏻♂️
@thiswillnotdo6027
3 жыл бұрын
daddy
@darknova1552
3 жыл бұрын
GO TO HELL 👹🔥🔥
@kamehamehuyle9108
3 жыл бұрын
Squilliam wanted to show Squidward that squidward can't live without him and that his life is miserable alone. Because Squilliam knew he can't live without squidward either. But squidward's pride and ego made him choose the hard way to become a famous musician and artist. He even started to be a cashier for (probably) minimum wage at the krusty krab to get financially independant from Squilliam. Squidward underestimated his idea gravely because he thought this would be easy. This was a big mistake that made him lose his beautiful long hair. The only thing that kept his mental from being the cynical being that he now is.
@MechanicsStudents
3 жыл бұрын
I fucking love this
@Wrytrad
3 жыл бұрын
⬆️
@MethuselahWinter
3 жыл бұрын
This is really well thought out
@MsDpinter
3 жыл бұрын
This makes perfect sense.
@benthrasher1343
8 ай бұрын
Yes I'm rewatching all the spongebob theories and so are you
@antibrainiacs
8 ай бұрын
YOOOO
@bobnewheart1307
3 ай бұрын
Dang, I didn't think I'd get called out
@PowerWolfAddict
2 ай бұрын
That's exactly what I'm doing rn
@abean5650
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly wouldn't surprise me. Going out with someone who looks almost exactly like Squidward sounds just like something Squidward would do.
@brickbybrick4692
3 жыл бұрын
holy shit you’re right
@mavisqueen6769
3 жыл бұрын
theres that episode where squidward goes to the ideal squid society and everybody looks the same so i think you are right
@nightcrow4508
3 жыл бұрын
Not only that but he also has a crush on a female squid and they kinda looked alike imo. Either way, this whole theory seems spot on
@TheDarkPledge909
3 жыл бұрын
Well all squids look like him. This one just thinks they are a version of the high elves.
@jorgejarai
3 жыл бұрын
@@nightcrow4508 Bi Squidward confirmed
@SilverFoxSpirit97
3 жыл бұрын
Squidward and Squilliam being past lovers was the hot take I never knew I needed. Headcanon accepted
@Wandergirl108
3 жыл бұрын
new -> knew excepted -> accepted Make those changes, and I one hundred percent agree. Yes, I am that person.
@SilverFoxSpirit97
3 жыл бұрын
@@Wandergirl108 nu'thnx
@timiempire2279
3 жыл бұрын
@@SilverFoxSpirit97 just makes it harder for people to understand, but okay
@SilverFoxSpirit97
3 жыл бұрын
@@timiempire2279 does it? Does it really? 43 people say no
@timiempire2279
3 жыл бұрын
@@SilverFoxSpirit97 they aren't saying no, they have to go through the pain to dissect it, but it's a good comment nonetheless so that's why they are liking the comment(me included)
@MegaDude10
3 жыл бұрын
Bonus Theory: Squilliam payed Nickelodeon to make those Squidward Torture episodes. That's re are so many now, because he bribed Nickelodeon to make Squidward loose more often. Edit: Wow, this became quite popular. Thanks guys!
@RamsTheNameCom
3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the "Squidward Torture" episodes were an inside joke geared towards the original character artist who came up with the look for the show, Michael Todd White. Todd White being the lead character artist/background designer from 1999 to 2000, abandoning the show in favor of seeking a career in painting. (Worth mentioning that Todd White plays Clarinet on top of being a painter. He also knows Martial Arts, I know Squidward doesn't do Karate. But maybe the idea for SpongeBob's Karate came from Todd White). So whenever they make fun of or abuse Squidward, they're likely taking shots at Todd White for leaving the SpongeBob gravy Train early.
@datguiser
3 жыл бұрын
@Megachamp Bonus Bonus Theory: Squidward is retaliating by paying mid-level KZitemr Alex Bale to either expose or blaspheme Squilliam. Seems like a perfect ploy because Squidward doesn’t have that high of a budget and Alex Bale doesn’t have too much of a fan base.
@jakehislop387
3 жыл бұрын
“Squidward torture episodes” 😂
@Dkmtana
3 жыл бұрын
Bro do you have Instagram?
@tizyman7120
3 жыл бұрын
@@jakehislop387 How would you call them?
@zestyraccoon813
4 ай бұрын
Squidward seeing a crowd of people he serves daily and knows well, laugh at him for being a cashier is crazy
@pikminpuck8015
3 жыл бұрын
"Why would Squilliam be hanging out with one of Pearl's teenage friends?" Squilliam: *Sweats in Epstein*
@leechee9887
3 жыл бұрын
isn't it just theory, don't be pessimist-minded. maybe they're just friends, who knows :D
@jaywdf
3 жыл бұрын
@@leechee9887 but y would a grown man wanna be friends with a teenage girl? weird
@daroldcarold3443
3 жыл бұрын
oh no...
@EncyclopediaBrittanica
3 жыл бұрын
Squidward dumped Squilliam because he was into...the younger crowd...
@GexWoz07
3 жыл бұрын
FBI OPEN UP!
@harrisonstewart3781
3 жыл бұрын
I always think Squilliam’s unibrow is a fake.
@harrisonstewart3781
3 жыл бұрын
It looks removable, like a doodle mustache, drawn by SpongeBob, that flies like a bird.
@merchantziro4285
3 жыл бұрын
@@harrisonstewart3781 My god, so that's where Squidward's hair went
@decimace
3 жыл бұрын
@@merchantziro4285 wasn’t his hair really long and blonde?
@merchantziro4285
3 жыл бұрын
@@decimace Not that one, the one made by SpongeBob with the Magic Pencil in the Doodlebob episode.
@decimace
3 жыл бұрын
@@merchantziro4285 ooooh, I see
@cirrusword9069
3 жыл бұрын
The purple fish is a veterinarian. We see him also in the episode “I was a teenage Gary.” He looks nearly identical to the doctor, but the vet has arms, hands, and fingers, and doctor only has fins.
@maxonator3913
3 жыл бұрын
Oooh interesting
@Cynicalhamptur
3 жыл бұрын
The doctor that appeared at Squidward's doorstep has purple hands, while the one that appeared in "I was a teenage Gary" had brown arms and hands. No, the brown arms weren't gloves. That's the actual colour of his arms.
@maxonator3913
3 жыл бұрын
@@Cynicalhamptur oh yeah now I remember that from skin theory
@rich5785
3 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@inarencommander4663
3 жыл бұрын
Bikini Bottom Mysteries? What are you up to... Nat Peterson?
@scootiegotbanned5433
Жыл бұрын
I feel like their relationship was a case of one being famous and having it all but the one who was famous always knew he wasn’t as good as the one who didn’t make it so he tried to always make sure that he knew he was better
@ragnarok7976
3 жыл бұрын
"Why would Squilliam be hanging out with one of Pearls teenage friends?" *DUN DUN*
@INTJenny
3 жыл бұрын
Down oceanically
@WickedPhase
3 жыл бұрын
I always welcome Law and Order memes lmao
@kayrivera7315
3 жыл бұрын
Epstein didn't kill himself 😂
@The_Funny_Fishstick
3 жыл бұрын
“im Chris Hanson from dateline nbc”
@nekrs..spooky2439
3 жыл бұрын
OI OPRN UP SPUILLIAM THIS THE FISH BI(fbi)
@octoberspooks1771
3 жыл бұрын
Alex: "Unless . . . They were more than just classmates." Me: "oh shit." Also me: "Oh my god, they were roomates."
Nah, Squidward has a conscience, he just acts mean because he doesn't want to be vulnerable. Way deep down he's a decent guy.
@FatimahD444
3 жыл бұрын
You know your Stuff
@TylerKim
5 ай бұрын
The fish doctors is in the episode when Gary needs to get a shot. So yeah he’s also a characters who’s been a vet
@saphydooda
3 жыл бұрын
The cast: "And they were classmates!" Fan-fiction writers: "omg they were " "classmates" "
@metaljacket8128
3 жыл бұрын
#ShippersDestroyLives
@thespider8782
3 жыл бұрын
@@metaljacket8128100% true
@Sipsipsippinonlambtears
3 жыл бұрын
@@metaljacket8128 Yes and no lol
@THE_Mirage
3 жыл бұрын
@@metaljacket8128 y u p
@efeyzee
3 жыл бұрын
#saphoandherfriend
@AshHeaven
3 жыл бұрын
The real telling fact was that Squilliam’s statue had no unibrow.
@grisannetr1146
3 жыл бұрын
It does have one. It's just white
@conaniq
3 жыл бұрын
It's just far above his forehead
@srupd0522
3 жыл бұрын
Uhm actually it does it's just White
@senpaitre
3 жыл бұрын
What if squilliam bought squidwards house bc first off u would think that squidwards house Is meant to be of himself well yeah but at second glance the house clearly has a unibrow while squidward has no eyebrows.. Plus squidward works at the Krusty Krab there no way he could afford a house like that while my boi spongebob lives in a pineapple 😂
@Crossing-Blades
3 жыл бұрын
@@grisannetr1146 I’m pretty sure that’s just reflecting light.
@Pinkiepieisawsome
3 жыл бұрын
"If this is such a prestigious college, how did spongebob and patrick get in?" Burn.
@merchantziro4285
3 жыл бұрын
Ok but consider this... What if Squilliam, because he was spying on Squidward as you've somewhat proven, heard of SpongeBob and Patrick's New Year Resolution because he probably kept an eye on them as he knew they annoy Squidward more than anything else. So when making the band class he sent them an invitation to join just so they could annoy Squidward even more before he humiliates him with his trap? That's how those two idiots got in.
@JohnJohnDoeDoe
Жыл бұрын
Went from saying Squilliam is a fraud to Squilliam and squidward are ex-lovers to being eaten by an alien parasitic creature that wants to take over and replace humanity
@chezent
Жыл бұрын
as a clarinet player i can say for sure he is not BAD at all at clarinet, its the instrument itself. it's broken.
@JimMilton-ej6zi
6 ай бұрын
There actually was an episode where he had to replace a part in it and it actually worked well after that
@Victoria-vd2li
6 ай бұрын
What!! No way
@danielponder690
2 ай бұрын
As a clarinetist myself as well as bassoonist, hate to break it to you Squidward is bad
@ilovkittisncats
2 ай бұрын
it's completely the instrument's fault!!
@sandyland121
2 ай бұрын
He breaks it in the “Bubble stand” episode, he’s killing it right after he’s riding on the high of the bubble he blew, only for that same bubble to pick him and his house up and literally break his clarinet from the fall.From then on he can never really play it right. Is Atleast what I’ve always thought.
@michaelbyrne5528
3 жыл бұрын
“Voted most likely to suck ‘eggs’ in highschool” HOLY SHIT 😳
@rickie-89
3 жыл бұрын
That's evidence....
@apex_xd8907
3 жыл бұрын
is that an innuendo? whats eggs supposed to mean
@pepperclaire7610
3 жыл бұрын
@apex_XD balls.
@Pensyfan19
3 жыл бұрын
r/theyknew
@iMThatOnlyBeast13
3 жыл бұрын
that ending hit hard
@FriendlyTume
3 жыл бұрын
Another piece of evidence that he actually doesn’t have a band is that when he is on the phone he says “I have a band *NOW* ”
@rudyardwalker9113
3 жыл бұрын
Good catch
@jasonyuner5660
3 жыл бұрын
he said he's the leader of a band now, not i have a band now
@ikecreason4232
3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonyuner5660 nice catch
@eddiemartinez2175
3 жыл бұрын
would like but it is at 666
@carolinecordova3302
Жыл бұрын
One word that describes it all: "Something fishy is going on here"
@Cheese-Slime-Sheriff
Ай бұрын
I don’t think that’s one word but okay
@mauropuglia7991
Ай бұрын
@@Cheese-Slime-Sheriffthe key word is one, though: “fishy”
@Cheese-Slime-Sheriff
Ай бұрын
@@mauropuglia7991 understandable
@mauropuglia7991
19 күн бұрын
@@Cheese-Slime-Sheriff have a nice day✌🏾
@TheTheorizer
3 жыл бұрын
Ever since that confession Squilliam made, his whole intent has been REAL shady... Pretty sure this is all absolutely spot-on. He's always sort of been a reflection of what Squidward wants to be, but this video's ending is pretty convincing in explaining the root of his vengeful nature. I think that doctor was also the one who administered snail plasma to Gary/Spongebob, but that whole plot line itself was jarringly different from the usual, and thus, in my mind, the doctor has in fact been permanently condemned to the "shifty characters" category lol
@AlexBaleFilms
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for checking it out, your Spongebob theories were a big inspiration!
@PizzA_TimE
3 жыл бұрын
@@AlexBaleFilms your theory was amazing and that last part was a BIG plot twist
@emmytweetie2177
3 жыл бұрын
@@PizzA_TimE It's a popular headcanon in the SpongeBob fandom. It was a great theory though and the idea that Squilliam stages Squidward's downfall is so plausible and yet unique! Love it!
@PizzA_TimE
3 жыл бұрын
@@emmytweetie2177 ikr!
@idiotuk
3 жыл бұрын
so it's the guy who thought that a candy maker spied on 5 children, thinks that- nah let's cross that off the list
@dosdoomguy2285
3 жыл бұрын
“How did spongebob get in?” Forgot about the time he flawlessly made Michelangelo’s David?
@ImposterTheory
3 жыл бұрын
I THINK EVERYONE LOOKED OVER THAT. LIKE HOW DID HE??? WHAT??
@PriffyViole
3 жыл бұрын
There's Spongebob explained, but what about Patrick?
@Wampao
3 жыл бұрын
@@PriffyViole Patrick made googly-eye art in that one episode and the critics loved it (I think). Maybe he's more of an abstract art kind of guy?
@Coincollector81
3 жыл бұрын
Spongebob is unique he's unusually talented but has no previous experience. If spongebob wasn't immature he would accomplish great things.
@panospanagopoulos6054
3 жыл бұрын
@@Coincollector81 He did. He had all these awards in one episode
@phillygreekfeet
Жыл бұрын
Spongebob was notorious for being something you could watch with your kids and still enjoy.
@ki8990
2 ай бұрын
We used to watch Spongebob in different languages even though we had no idea what they were saying, it was fun.
@angelag5578
3 жыл бұрын
brb changing my voicemail greeting to "hello, you've reached the house of unrecognized talent"
@lettersforchrist
3 жыл бұрын
I JUST DID IT BECAUSE OF YOU 😭😭
@angelag5578
3 жыл бұрын
@@lettersforchrist as you should ✨
@lettersforchrist
3 жыл бұрын
@@angelag5578 😭 God bless you
@littlemonster6939
3 жыл бұрын
@@lettersforchrist I have nothing to say except I love your name-
@lettersforchrist
3 жыл бұрын
@@littlemonster6939 thank you!! Are you a Christian? Because I am and I love Jesus!! What's ur tiktok lol
@enharmonics
3 жыл бұрын
Sqillium is definitely the bitter ex who never got over Squidward and has dedicated his whole life to tormenting him because even though he hates him, he’s still hopeless and pathetically obsessed and wants to show how much better he is without him. His every action might as well be accompanied by a full orchestral symphony arrangement of the song “Gives You Hell”.
@anthonymacas407
3 жыл бұрын
Nice profile picture
@uouq9558
3 жыл бұрын
@@anthonymacas407 thanks
@Timmering
3 жыл бұрын
Now I am going to have that song stuck in my head for a while... lol
@anthonymacas407
3 жыл бұрын
@@uouq9558 yw
@MilesEdgeworthAceAttorney
3 жыл бұрын
I hope that one of the Spongebob story writers see this and make this theory canon. It could be like an episode where Squidward finds out that every time he's been humiliated it was all just a fraud. Like the viewer (along with Squidward) slowly figure out the truth piece by piece until their background is shown off and the mystery is unraveled. It could genuinely be one of the best Spongebob episodes to date if this happens.
@demonizedlife2640
3 жыл бұрын
I hope so. Plus, Nickelodeon has no problem with homosexual couples on their shows so this theory can be confirmed.
@edxenvertigo6701
3 жыл бұрын
damn robe and everything 😳
@alicered4198
3 жыл бұрын
Love how someone with a Miles Edgeworth profile is talking about the truth behind a childhood connection between two rivals, involving a crush. Kinda perfect there.
@LycanMOON
3 жыл бұрын
@@alicered4198 definitely Also pretty gay
@johnjohnson6142
3 жыл бұрын
@@LycanMOON I mean I think Phoenix never married anyone for a reason
@NiquidFox
3 жыл бұрын
"You can connect the dots and find some very interesting stories" Me watching this after the Mrs. Puff theory : *YOU DONT SAY*
@braderaku
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@sophisticatedindividual3225
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@braderaku
3 жыл бұрын
@@sophisticatedindividual3225 same
@nomazulu
3 жыл бұрын
@@braderaku same
@braderaku
3 жыл бұрын
@@nomazulu same
@chknman3877
2 ай бұрын
i miss these theories so much i can't believe its been over 3 years since he started them, time passes by too fast
@ximenabenitez4013
3 жыл бұрын
I CAN'T UNSEE THAT LAST THEORY THAT THEY MIGHT HAVE BEEN LOVERS
@tangohead3275
3 жыл бұрын
An abuse relationship
@lillianaoneal9231
3 жыл бұрын
@@tangohead3275 kinky
@fjtd_6874
3 жыл бұрын
SAME
@aminah_does_stuff2479
3 жыл бұрын
Same....My childhood is ruined
@roy9776
3 жыл бұрын
Squidward goes out an a date with a woman in a few episodes implying that he’s straight
@owen9951
3 жыл бұрын
"and nothing, I mean nothing. Compares to what he does next" *un skipable 30 second ad plays*
@zeeleechi3000
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@cheesenozzle6776
3 жыл бұрын
Had me on the edge of my seat ngl
@caronationelm8443
3 жыл бұрын
I got a grub hub ad. :(
@EncyclopediaBrittanica
3 жыл бұрын
Gotta get that KZitem Premium Boi
@natethegreatest1000
3 жыл бұрын
Laughs in free trial of KZitem premium
@Crowmywife
Жыл бұрын
Squidward is actually good playing the clarinet, but when he feels insecure he can't do it well (to confirm that, when SpongeBob or someone else cheers him, he plays well) not only has musical talent,he also is an artist in all kinds of art (making sculptures, watercolor or acrylic paintings, abstract style,etc) and maybe the thing of Squilliam being bad at it can be true and he is jelous of Squidward's talent,making him feeling bad in all ways possible to feel better.
@aporue5893
Жыл бұрын
I think squilliam is a narcissist and a fake which explains everything.
@livamg
Жыл бұрын
Squidward is a multitalented boss queen
@This_Guy55
10 ай бұрын
@@livamgwell there was also that one episode where SpongeBob and Patrick were blowing bubbles, SpongeBob showed them the correct technique to blowing bubbles and after squidward does it, he goes back to his house and plays the instrument really well
@Nittle69420
7 ай бұрын
He was also good at it in earlier seasons
@apoet9144
6 ай бұрын
1,000th like :)
@ernestorodrillo9135
6 ай бұрын
0:08 : Taylor Swift going to the bathroom
@Cookee6630
3 жыл бұрын
I was deadass about to click off the video then you said "wait."
@VincenzoRutiglianoDiaz
3 жыл бұрын
same
@JoseFloresEC
3 жыл бұрын
Same. Now, a time of silence to all those who clicked off.
@carsonclashed8860
3 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I waited that ending is the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile.
@sanaawilliams7153
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@rickie-89
3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Deity333
3 жыл бұрын
Ok the dating part really isn’t far fetched when you realize how self centered they both are
@connor48880
3 жыл бұрын
And how similar they both look
@redyosh9811
3 жыл бұрын
@@connor48880 maybe they're related too
@averagemonke4428
3 жыл бұрын
@@redyosh9811 *insert alabama joke*
@kee7374
3 жыл бұрын
@@redyosh9811 they have different last names though and wasn’t there a whole city of squids in one episode
@MegaJesseman
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Squidward not only referred to Squilliam as hot at one point, but also himself, so I could believe it.
@unstoppableapollo8666
3 жыл бұрын
When Squilliam said "Your a cashier!" Then proceeds to laugh. I laugh too. Then I realize I'm a cashier... I'm squidward
@@thepiemonk8 What kind of fool do you take me for? He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward . . . I'm Squidward! Are there any other Squidwards I should know about?!
@waragon4737
3 жыл бұрын
@@nichoudha meow I'm sorry i couldn't resist
@Riickky562
3 жыл бұрын
Hiiiiiiiiiii Squidward
@cakethecat4492
3 жыл бұрын
It's even worse when you also play the clarinet 😭 🙋
@GhostSanctuary7
6 ай бұрын
This is actually the same doctor that prescribed Gary the snail plasma. So he definitely does work with pets as well. He must have done a lot of medical and veterinary schooling
@PandaUniverse
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh he probably adores Squidward. Even tho Squidward doesn't like Patrick and spongebob at times, he actually has people that care about him-
@Reshme77
3 жыл бұрын
Either Squidward treated him real bad in their childhood or maybe he has a secret crush
@PandaUniverse
3 жыл бұрын
👁👁 Maybe
@justindisbrow9921
3 жыл бұрын
@@Reshme77 *Y E S*
@username-yc3bd
3 жыл бұрын
probably not
@pizzahut8482
3 жыл бұрын
I dont think he gay for him
@Proofisalive
2 жыл бұрын
I’m 27. My kids are screaming and I’m making dinner for my family. I am an adult, yet here I am. Over invested in a spongebob theory
@lori8885
Жыл бұрын
This is important 🕵♀️
@Tony-bk1dd
Жыл бұрын
Yes this is peak adulthood. Congratulations 🎉 invest away
@rosie6
Жыл бұрын
Peak
@Mugruncher
Жыл бұрын
Living life right
@IamaproudChristian22
Жыл бұрын
Jesus is coming back. Have faith in him alone to be saved.
@wokeupfromsleep9401
3 жыл бұрын
Squidward is NOT, bad at the clarinet. His hearing was damaged by the bubble he blew which ruined his ability to hear himself play. Remember that episode! Remember!
@TheSavageLos
3 жыл бұрын
I get the lore rationality here but this is a flawed take. A deaf advanced or even intermediate musician could still play their instrument well with limited hearing. Squidward is just incompetent
@EugenesBackpack
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheSavageLos could doesn't mean anything
@Ty-op5xr
3 жыл бұрын
@@EugenesBackpack Even tho Beethoven was literally deaf?
@EugenesBackpack
3 жыл бұрын
@@Ty-op5xr so whats your excuse? You incompetent too?
@ShatteredRBLX
3 жыл бұрын
It was a joke
@ianhall7513
8 ай бұрын
That last minute twist deserves a chef’s kiss.
@zachfinemusic
2 жыл бұрын
As I get older the more I empathise with squidward. He is underplayed, undervalued and yet still tries to pursue his dreams…
@wherehouseedm
Жыл бұрын
I identified most with Squidward 25 years ago when I was watching the show on TV. Now, only more so
@gdgf154
Жыл бұрын
I salute Squidward now
@iamapokerface8992
Жыл бұрын
cringe heard that lame comment 29301130921390 times
@PLATESWEEPER
Жыл бұрын
@@iamapokerface8992 ur mom gei
@midshipman8654
Жыл бұрын
he is also a pessimist, pompous, petty, and spiteful, and often mean spirited. I mean, I can definitely pity him, he gets a lot of crap, but he’s not exactly the best person either. A lot of stuff is self inflicted by his bad attitude (not all).
@pepperclaire7610
3 жыл бұрын
my friend: “what’s wrong?” me: “watch this.” my friend: “o h f u c k”
@davidhatcher7016
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@alphayun7401
3 жыл бұрын
squidward is gay confirmed
@TRUEROOTS2022
3 жыл бұрын
Precisely
@annika_1578
3 жыл бұрын
@@alphayun7401 no I remember him having a crush on a girl in one episode. Squidward is bi confirmed. or maybe pan idk
@alphayun7401
3 жыл бұрын
@@annika_1578 well if he was into a girl no question differently bi or pan lol
@cavemanzach9475
2 жыл бұрын
I've always liked the idea that Squidward just happened to have a shitty clarinet and he didn't realize it. There have been plenty of people that are able to develop a proficiency on an instrument, but poor set-up or design can hold them back significantly. Maybe Squilliam realized that Squidward could be better that him if he could afford a better clarinet
@patrickdixon7202
2 жыл бұрын
He used to be good at the clarinet until SpongeBob used it to clean his toilet(possibly a toilet).
@noelleholiday61
2 жыл бұрын
Or there's the fact that he's trying to play a clarinet underwater with suction cups instead of fingers
@theleonpasta7336
2 жыл бұрын
Apparently Squidward doesn't change his reed on his clarinet, perhaps thats what's causing it. We've seen squidward play well on new clarinets like the one he got in the Christmas episode so maybe he just doesn't replace the reed
@cavemanzach9475
2 жыл бұрын
@@theleonpasta7336 petition to get squidward clarinet lessons sign here
@Adam-wt5id
2 жыл бұрын
Not really the same but paul mccartney learned to play guitar upside down.
@TaylorSaben
2 ай бұрын
I like this theory a lot and I think it definitely could be a be onto something big. The only problem I have with it is that side characters on SpongeBob get re used so often it’s hard to keep track who’s who all the time. I feel like for some of the bigger lines of evidence it makes sense but with the smaller things like the cop and Perl’s friend, idk if they fit too well
@JWhisp
3 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant
@vanessagardea3880
3 жыл бұрын
a verified commenter with no replies, how loveley
@Helicopter7
3 жыл бұрын
@@vanessagardea3880 nice
@RykerS1
3 жыл бұрын
3 week old and only 3 replies....wow
@naikou1633
3 жыл бұрын
@@RykerS1 Let's bump that up to four.
@WolfyRed
3 жыл бұрын
265 likes nice.
@wlfmanjack
3 жыл бұрын
This guy "Why does Squidward have Squilliam's robe?" Me "OOOOOOO I get it, Squidward and Squilliam are the same person and all these episodes are just Squidward hating himself" Proceeds to watch the rest of the video Me "Oh... you went a completely different direction with that."
@zii5667
3 жыл бұрын
That's actually a good theory jo5 allot of evidence to back it up.hut not bad
@Karlalovescandy18
3 жыл бұрын
Lol me too
@keepyourshoesathedoor
3 жыл бұрын
I like yours too.
@LordZemosa
3 жыл бұрын
@OHGAS this is a sick observation ngl
@XraynPR
3 жыл бұрын
Squilliam is the Tyler Durden of Spongebob
@chosoistryinghisbest
3 жыл бұрын
Squilliam being Squidward's bitter ex makes so much sense 💀💀 edit: this is a jokey joke guys, its not that serious lmao
@veronicacivitello2764
2 жыл бұрын
This is spongebob pridepants
@theforce0977
2 жыл бұрын
@@veronicacivitello2764 Fun fact: SpongeBob is asexual
@heyimgalaxy
2 жыл бұрын
@@theforce0977 it's actually spelled asexual, but you are correct!
@papabroke7567
2 жыл бұрын
@@heyimgalaxy no he’s right
@trylius
2 жыл бұрын
@@papabroke7567 Nah it’s spelled asexual
@forehand101
8 ай бұрын
Bikini Bottom may not have a dedicated pet hospital, but it may be linked up with their main hospital. Even if it doesn't, Dr. Gill Gilliam proved in "Once Bitten" (the episode where Gary starts biting people and Patrick spreads mass hysteria about Gary's bite turning people into essentially zombies) that he is knowledgeable on veterinarian care because he correctly knows Gary has "Grouchy Snailitis" and knows Gary's bite doesn't turn people into zombies. He also removes Gary's splinter like a pro, so idk I think he knows a think or two about pets even if there may not be a pet hospital, so it makes sense for him to be at Squidward's about a dying pet if someone called.
@dafilmqueen556
6 ай бұрын
Ok, but how would Squilliam know that Dr Gilliam visited Squidward's house in regards to a 'dying animal in the premise'? He shouldn't, unless he was the caller..
@forehand101
6 ай бұрын
@@dafilmqueen556 I'm not denying that, I'm just saying that the doc fish might've thought it was genuine and not a prank done by Squilliam
@sagitta98
3 жыл бұрын
This makes Squilliam more evil than Plankton. Note: the ending's killing me.
@RumorsG
3 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect that brooo
@mip5944
3 жыл бұрын
Didn't know they're gay
@francismccormick7hn423
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah but didn’t the creator say all the characters were like asexual or s9mething
@RumorsG
3 жыл бұрын
@@francismccormick7hn423yes we know but I thought squidbob would be canon. then this video came pff lol (they made spongebob gay but i still see him asexual bruh 🐭
@francismccormick7hn423
3 жыл бұрын
THEY WHAT
@donrob7779
3 жыл бұрын
Here’s another detail for the head mistress offering him a job. Why was she outside during the recital, squidward left during the ovation, she should have been inside cheering for him
@homerman76
3 жыл бұрын
not to mention normally you would approach the performer backstage, not wait outside for them to exit through the front
@xrobinx3290
3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention, why would Squiliem leave during his own ovation? Wouldn’t he still be on stage getting the cheers and such?
@SpoonAtNoon
3 жыл бұрын
You forgot something. In almost all episodes with Squilliam and Spongebob, Squilliam naturally talks about how Spongebob is good, like the waiter episode for example. But in the episode where Squidward has to fill in for Squilliam in the Superbowl, Squilliam makes fun of Spongebob saying "this is exactly how I imagined your band to be" this showing he only shows appreciation for Spongebob when he wants to make fun of Squidward.
@Rhanz2021
3 жыл бұрын
Wow, you got good shit there mate. (Not offensive just saying its a awesome conspiracy theory.)
@Snow-xd4rv
3 жыл бұрын
He shows appreciation for spongebob? Really? Maybe the he admires the hard working aspect of spongebob. What other positive things has Squilliam said about spongebob?
@SpoonAtNoon
3 жыл бұрын
@@BigForAHedgehog thinking about that same episode, just couldn't remember the lines
@Pedrinhorachaplays799
4 ай бұрын
Squidward and Fancyson are like The Doctor and The Master, mortal enemies but everyone knows that in the deepest of heart,both love each other
@juditha-m9472
3 жыл бұрын
“Sucked eggs in high school” OMG HOW DID I MISS THIS Edit: eggs are slang for balls in Spanish
@Solomon0424
3 жыл бұрын
🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
@kubotheinconsideratefool4208
3 жыл бұрын
h
@jfreak888
3 жыл бұрын
“Just try to picture him in his underwear... OH NO, HE’S HOT!!!”
@Haydn8oR
3 жыл бұрын
Guess Squidward was the bottom Then again, tops can do that too, and usually the pompous rich guy is the bottom. Switches, hell. Usually I leave sex out of the equation, i mean, it's a fucking kids show cartoon, but that comment just got my mind going.
@027betz
3 жыл бұрын
@@Haydn8oR this show has hundreds of sexual innuendos
@cojinmango
3 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how squids are actually bisexual as well? "The males will mate with any squid they come across, whether they’re male or female." (source: national geographic. Title: Indiscriminate squid just implanting everyone with sperm)
@channyt8818
3 жыл бұрын
I smell a gay squidward x squilliam fanfic... Which, considering how far squilliam is willingly to go for squidward.. it’s kinda gay.
@Eyescream_16
3 жыл бұрын
@@channyt8818 well..... there was one episode where they showed how handsome squidward can be.
@c.o.m
3 жыл бұрын
Fish pog
@queensectonia8984
3 жыл бұрын
But Squidward isn’t a squid. He’s an octopus....
@cojinmango
3 жыл бұрын
@@queensectonia8984 it applies to octuposes too lol "This is just one of thousands of examples of homosexual behaviour in animals, and there have already been a few reports among cephalopods - the group that includes octopuses, squids and cuttlefish." (same source)
@tiffanyferg
3 жыл бұрын
Idk how to handle this information
@waskycute
3 жыл бұрын
Lolamayoooooo here b4 this gets 1k likes Also same
I will say, I was rewatching spongebob from the beginning and the episode where spongebob turns into a snail in season 1, there is an ambulance shaped like a snail. It isn't concrete evidence that there is a pet hospital, but it does seem odd.
@marijus4094
3 жыл бұрын
The people who disliked this video are traumatised because you turned their world upside down
@matthewvz28
3 жыл бұрын
This one just wasn't as compelling
@thundy9124
3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewvz28 what
@jackietrout9973
3 жыл бұрын
So everyone?
@ballerzeke1217
3 жыл бұрын
Facts lmao
@georgesracingcar7701
3 жыл бұрын
The other theories were better This one is good (and fun), but just doesn’t have the stakes. I still don’t think that’s a good enough reason to dislike though.
@adrianbayley6939
3 жыл бұрын
Normal people watch spongebob. This guy applies the scientific method to it.
@12DAMDO
3 жыл бұрын
The Theorizer is a great channel who diagnoses the characters' mental state
@karenthecashier7659
3 жыл бұрын
Hi
@JamesZ32100
3 жыл бұрын
Just hypotheses tho lol
@istarsavorii7930
3 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, their still dating and squidward just has a degradation kink.
@Arch1vistee
3 жыл бұрын
I- please 🤺🤺
@user-sc8zj9sr5w
3 жыл бұрын
‼️🤔 ... 😭❓❓
@inoueatienza4416
3 жыл бұрын
👀💅🏻
@MrColdflame901
3 жыл бұрын
That's enough internet for one week.
@yoongisgirlfriend9302
3 жыл бұрын
💀😭💀😂😂I-
@YoshimiMilk
4 ай бұрын
Where everything started...
@mindchiseling2
3 жыл бұрын
Detailed Spongebob theory essays give me hope in humanity
@katherinehuang1046
3 жыл бұрын
truth though
@patchi1884
3 жыл бұрын
truth
@ronanmusic118
3 жыл бұрын
He’s rich, but he’s a trust-fund baby, he doesn’t even have musician skills, or friends, those are all payed for because he has the money he inherited to pay for it all.
@spacechase9705
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being so lonely you have to pay people to be your friends (laughs in lonely rich person)
@Sierooworks
3 жыл бұрын
@@spacechase9705 Dan Bilzerian be like
@sarcastixfoxdragon6166
3 жыл бұрын
Squilliam has GOT to get his humiliation fetish under control, Squidward clearly ain't into it. ....Maybe that's why they broke up.
@ProtoPropski
3 жыл бұрын
Yup, clearly Squilliam took it hard too ever since highschool his humiliation itch has only gotten worse.
@Minittwastaken
6 ай бұрын
i will forever appreciate how not only did you deliever a uniquely amazing story for an ARG, but you made the theories so interesting on their own. it shows your talent as a storyteller.
@edwardbataluna5817
3 жыл бұрын
y'all the fact that squillam has a big ass painting of squidward is kinda romantic
@Firespawnable
3 жыл бұрын
It is romantic tho 😂 but can you picture Squilliam as the romantic type ? 🤣
@FameMonger101
3 жыл бұрын
@@Firespawnable he could have been but whatever happened between him and Squidward may have changed him we may never know
@at4steforsolz
3 жыл бұрын
Wat?
@themoongateofficial
3 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty gay
@at4steforsolz
3 жыл бұрын
@@themoongateofficial oh no
@randomrats451
3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Squilliam’s statue wasn’t his because it didn’t have the unibrow
@jeremycollier3814
3 жыл бұрын
So secretly it’s squidwards statue because, Remember No unibrow and squidward had his robe!
@jeremycollier3814
3 жыл бұрын
Wow this blew up
@randomrats451
3 жыл бұрын
@@jeremycollier3814 I actually haven’t checked this until just now, and my mind right now is like “what. the. frick.”
@jeremycollier3814
3 жыл бұрын
Mind blown
@user_V983
3 жыл бұрын
But why the agent give the penalty him?
@jerrynadler2883
2 жыл бұрын
You missed the fact the purple doctor comes to spongebob's house to give him the snail shot. He said he was squeamish, but what kind of a doctor is squeamish and has animal medicine? There should be an entire conspiracy video on the purple doctor not being a doctor.
@alyenahoy5587
2 жыл бұрын
There actually is one. Not by Alex bale, but by the spongebob KZitem channel and its called bikini bottom mysteries episode 3 I think. It has the purple doctor fish in the thumbnail.
@sandro5535
2 жыл бұрын
@@alyenahoy5587 Found it it was ep 2 however. By the official Spongebob channel. Yay I like how short and straight to the point they are.
@alyenahoy5587
2 жыл бұрын
@@sandro5535 me too! There's like 3 seasons of it I think.
@pogfish4701
2 жыл бұрын
There's a british show called Dr Martin where Dr Martin is a doctor in a small town but he faints when he sees blood
@okaywhatevernevermind
2 жыл бұрын
I always took it as the typical “bad/quack doctor” tv trope, like on The Simpsons.
@kingcustard26
6 ай бұрын
8:59 I can see SpongeBob going here that man gave us a clarinet solo on a piece of paper
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