My job as clown is to collect every strange pill I find in maints and eat them all at once at the front desk of med, and watch the doctors freak out.
@tarniabook3076
5 ай бұрын
You must be fun at parties and, for once in my life, I actually mean it.
@Kjackhammer
2 ай бұрын
Lmao!😂😂
@JunglistuniteYT
10 ай бұрын
the clown is in charge of keeping things based and not cringe
@thebeheaded7706
10 ай бұрын
My last clown shift I robbed the vault and got ahelped followed by a ban
@mercy9487
10 ай бұрын
truly based@@thebeheaded7706
@Clown_the_Clown
10 ай бұрын
Unfortunately the admins keep this game cringe.
@CunnyMuncher
9 ай бұрын
@@Clown_the_ClownThats what happens when your dev/admins are fat dudes that think they're women It happened a lot to ss13 servers too, especially tg and yog and other hugbox servers, sadly
@militantpanic
8 ай бұрын
the admin is in charge of keeping things cringe and not based
@MWelind0
8 ай бұрын
Quartermaster's job is to keep a close watch of the ongoing situation, so that Cargonia can rightfully secede from the station at the most opportune time and at a moment's notice.
@BasedBellagio
10 ай бұрын
"Chemists make medicine for the crew".... You spelled space lube wrong
@Liltenhead
10 ай бұрын
Meth
@DJl3iohazord
6 ай бұрын
I like playing psychologist because for most of the round, I accumulate enough illicit substances to get sec to label me as “a one man cartel”
@doctor73wert
10 ай бұрын
loved the mime explanation
@CrazzyJ-iw5rc
10 ай бұрын
Right? I'm so glad that he didn't forget about how mimes
@comet.x
9 ай бұрын
what was he supposed to do? talk about them?
@tarniabook3076
5 ай бұрын
It left me speechless.
@Kjackhammer
2 ай бұрын
Breaking news, botanist has obtained sword! 'Decapitated '
@tarniabook3076
5 ай бұрын
I did a ttrpg campaign as a librarian once. I even prepared the character sheets, a rule based from an actual ttrpg, and the adventure in separate documents, and we had a great time roleplaying inside a roleplay. A PAI activated and thought we were gambling at first, that was funny. Sad thing, we didn't get to finish because the room exploded into space.
@4rc4n3f0rg3
2 ай бұрын
did the clown do it?
@tarniabook3076
2 ай бұрын
@@4rc4n3f0rg3 We never knew. One of the Station's many mysteries.
@undercover9515
10 ай бұрын
Forgot to add the clown occasionally bombing the ship
@ZigealFaust
10 ай бұрын
As someone that's mastered every role besides a few Heads, well fucking done explaining stuff. See you on the flipside, choom. And give Officer Bravo a wave the next time you pass him.
@BIGESTblade
10 ай бұрын
Warden also takes over command if Hos for any reason is unavailable. ...Also in practice warden is usually responsible for reigning in overzealous officers and shitsecs, because you bet your ass Hos is not gonna bother unless it's really egregious. Warden is kinda like informal leader of officers, often more so than Hos is because Hos rarely stays in brig for long. But unlike Hos he has no formal command responsibilities so it really depends on server culture. Sometimes warden is respected almost as another department head, sometimes secs don't even notice him.
@CrazzyJ-iw5rc
10 ай бұрын
I learned the basics of stunning and cuffing, and not harm batonning from a Warden as well since there werent any senior officers and the HoS couldn't be fu- I mean "delegated" my training to the Warden. He then sent me on patrol and I got robusted by a syndie reinforcement.
@BIGESTblade
10 ай бұрын
@@CrazzyJ-iw5rc I got rovusted once by a permed syndie together with other sec when both of us were armed and he only had freedom implant and banana peels. Happens to the best of us.
@alasdairsinclair916
10 ай бұрын
@@CrazzyJ-iw5rc My first round as cadet was a zombie round. The captain was an initial infected, and just gunned down the security department using the armory. Rip.
@Joe-nv3mm
10 ай бұрын
this is super useful for sec cadets because yes you need to know how the station works not just how to stun someone
@nolimo2593
7 ай бұрын
There's definitely some room for some more interesting jobs, but of course, that requires a bigger and more reliable player base.
@David-Mcclymonds
10 ай бұрын
Overrall Good Introductions, Thanks man!
@sqocks8254
7 ай бұрын
9:57 I just love that the bat is named Remilia. I'm considering to try this game and seeing such a neat Touhou reference makes it all the more tempting.
@shadowcz9872
10 ай бұрын
One think im unsure is senior engeneer above other engeneers and atmosferic or they are on same level becouse i wasnt sure when they tried to force me to do stuff that i didnt wanted to do
@Liltenhead
10 ай бұрын
No, seniors shouldn't be telling anyone what to do. They're just for teaching people.
@drakonlegend4452
10 ай бұрын
@@Liltenhead although if someone with 2000 mins into a department tells you to not do something it is usually better to listen to him...
@Kfo221
10 ай бұрын
@@drakonlegend4452obviously, but I think he means bossing others around
@CrazzyJ-iw5rc
10 ай бұрын
As a Senior anything, i'm not the boss of you, I'm just here to show you the ropes. Now if CE's dead, I've seen Senior Engineers step up and take the CE's place, but the whole department voted them in, and the Captain had to approve it.
@keyabrade1861
8 ай бұрын
They're first among equals. You aren't _obliged_ to listen to them but if it's regarding engineering-specific tasks you probably should, unless you believe they're an antag.
@Obscursus
10 ай бұрын
Not quick enough!
@No.00000
7 ай бұрын
Put it on 2X
@pockets8548
10 ай бұрын
not sure if its goon station specific or if its in all of ss13 but i would love to see the rancher job in ss14. Got to love making people pet raptors from chickens
@CrazzyJ-iw5rc
10 ай бұрын
that and *infinite burger meat*
@Chocomunchie
Ай бұрын
I hope they add Virologist back, and eventually Geneticist. Those were my favorite jobs from SS13.
@Kjackhammer
2 ай бұрын
The laser pistol description is straight out of dwarf fort looooll!!
@fernando47180
10 ай бұрын
Hold on a second... the medical PDA doubles as a health analyzer? since when?? And how come no one mentions it?
@literallyagun8161
10 ай бұрын
Poor you...
@ashleybyrd2015
10 ай бұрын
been that way since at least the start of the year when i started playing medical, and it's probably rarely mentioned because it's so easy to take for granted for those who know. i agree that it'd be nice if it were made more obvious though.
@fernando47180
10 ай бұрын
@@ashleybyrd2015 Yeah, in particular since I take PDAs don't use batteries, so it just sounds a lot more convenient to use your PDA in general, or in case of emergencies, if medbay has lost power and you can't recharge cells.
@fernando47180
10 ай бұрын
@@literallyagun8161 Oh, tell me about it. I've had great instructors in my short time playing SS14, and yet I've had so many "why did no one tell me?" moments. Though to be honest, I suspect this could be something I missed on the guidebook to how to medical. Are there other PDAs with "hidden" special uses? I wouldn't be surprised if the Engi's PDA works as a multitool, or if the barkeep's PDA could dispense liquor.
@CrazzyJ-iw5rc
10 ай бұрын
@@fernando47180 As of right now, i think the only other one is the musician's PDA being an instrument.
@graded6553
10 ай бұрын
i have 500 hours in this game and im still watching this lol
@Otto_Von_Beansmarck
5 күн бұрын
The first job I ever mained in space station is botanist, as I found the basics easy enough to grasp. (put seed in planter, don't let plant die.) and I eventually started getting into the more advanced bits such as splicing and mutations, (producing explosive tomatoes was always really fun (and I may or may not have spaced botany while in a firefight with a vampire after a chain reaction started after one of the tomatoes landed a bit too close to the main pile I had of them) I haven't played all too much of the game but I'm starting to pick up on the more complicated roles like engi
@jazpaa
12 күн бұрын
Your videos are a blessing. Thank you for teaching me how to play this wonderful and unique game.
@Kjackhammer
2 ай бұрын
There should be some kind of sanity mechanic that goes down when: 1 you see a dead body, 2 you see someone die,3 you use certain items,4 you inhale toxic fumes,etc. And goes up when: 1, you use certain items like a comedy book or happy pill,2 clown does something goofy in your view,3 you inhale certain chemicals like laughing gas, 4 psychologist does some kind of new action when you are sitting, or lyi ng down, etc
@Bruno-dv3ym
10 ай бұрын
id say atmos also would make gas mixes but... yeah, i dont think i wanna make freezon ever again
@TheGoldElite9
10 ай бұрын
Awesome work, next challenge: get it under a minute
@Kjackhammer
2 ай бұрын
Why do security have green tails?
@bobbobertson9325
3 ай бұрын
No virology, A.I. or genetics implemented yet?
@Llangion
9 ай бұрын
Why did you make all of Sec into lizards? Lmfao
@gottago1885
9 ай бұрын
How do you use the cameras and PDA message as reporter?
@chinariot4306
10 ай бұрын
10:12 best part
@Knyaz.youtuba
10 ай бұрын
I havent got answer for the main question: Who the hell is Steeve Jobs?
@darthplagueisthewise8528
Ай бұрын
Ligma balls _bass drop_
@7monolith7
2 ай бұрын
why seniors were removed?
@TheFreeReborn
10 ай бұрын
No Bitrunner?
@weeeeelp
10 ай бұрын
I don't think Bitrunner is in vanilla SS14. I've only seen it on Delta-V servers
@goosehonking7468
10 ай бұрын
Forgot to talk about Ian with hop
@dogeshiba1198
3 ай бұрын
10:01 remilia! It’s a touhou reference 😂😂😂.
@1183newman
10 ай бұрын
clown is in charge of the captain
@simulationinsider8945
3 ай бұрын
Forgot Courier.
@Liltenhead
3 ай бұрын
not a wizden job
@1183newman
10 ай бұрын
Whats hamlets job?
@thebeheaded7706
10 ай бұрын
Microwave
@CoffeePowered
10 ай бұрын
Depends what hat he has on
@ashleybyrd2015
10 ай бұрын
To the microwave
@ZigealFaust
10 ай бұрын
Ignore the psychos who will immedately grab him and then nuke him. Hamlet is invaluable as a spy if you can get him cog'd as he can both attack and fit into small spaces and evade people.
@the8626
6 ай бұрын
make the space station happy
@Coda5
6 ай бұрын
SS14 still doesn't have the AI role eh? My favorite, but I can survive with borgs
@Dremaus1911
7 ай бұрын
I'm a asshole as qm and a sweet heart as a medical doctor
Alternative title: All SS14 jobs explained in 15 mins
@Clown_the_Clown
10 ай бұрын
Great video. I just wish the community was better. Instead of actually roleplaying, Admins will punish you for just about every little thing.
@ZigealFaust
10 ай бұрын
Absolute bullshit. I play a gremlin Doctor named Sadako who's borderline self antag and they don't care cuz im in character and still doing my job for the most part. The only ban I've ever got was for straight up kidnapping HoS cuz I thought he was a Syndie (i was new) and even then they were gonna slap me on the wrist but I had logged out so they considered that "ban evasion" and gave me back privs once I actually explained myself. The only people that get banned are mistakes or outright shitters who will kill a clown in cold blood then wonder why they are banned from Sec, lmfao.
@Clown_the_Clown
8 ай бұрын
@@ZigealFaust That is far from true, Wizden admins will ban you for the most trivial of things, then let major rule breakers go free. Their enforcement is inconsistent and petty, and is a routine complaint from many people.
@noahtekulve2684
8 ай бұрын
Yeah in my experience so long as you actually play your role (holy shit) things go really well!
@Clown_the_Clown
8 ай бұрын
@@noahtekulve2684 Perma banned from the forums for criticizing Wizden admins.
@noahtekulve2684
8 ай бұрын
@@Clown_the_Clown I never really looked at the forums so I can't comment on that. Was more talking about my experience playing. I had a great time
@Werddrewtv
10 ай бұрын
Day 28 of asking Liltenhead to unban me in his comments
@sean7221
10 ай бұрын
But I can see your comment????
@Werddrewtv
10 ай бұрын
@@sean7221 Woah it's almost like it's a comment or something
@Bruno-dv3ym
10 ай бұрын
damn i can see why you are banned@@Werddrewtv
@ZigealFaust
10 ай бұрын
Imagine doing this instead of following protocol and just submitting a ban appeal on the forums. What a clod.
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