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@Welverin
8 ай бұрын
Too late, I already did!
@pennplayz
8 ай бұрын
I also already watched it! it was an amazing video and would love more like it Jez
@Welverin
8 ай бұрын
@@pennplayz It’s has monotone complainy guy vibes, which was quite welcome.
@garretburrow
8 ай бұрын
I watched it... just wanted you to know so I don't have to feel like the passive aggressive end of this video is directed at me... I WATCHED JEZ, I SWEAR
@Aurelius_Khan
8 ай бұрын
No.
@johnnyhall9154
8 ай бұрын
Jez looks to be running a solar build with actual synergy. Datto has finally got this man to change
@TheSummoningDark
8 ай бұрын
Nah. Any synergy he has is purely coincidental and Jez WILL be suing you for defamation.
@isaacwillis6042
8 ай бұрын
7 month long seasons will do that to a man *long drag of cigarette*
@vegancardigan
8 ай бұрын
If jez was listenning to anything he would be running sunshot
@eduardoceron4636
8 ай бұрын
@@TheSummoningDarkyou are pretending to be Jez's lawyer. Danielle will be suing you for defamation.
@VaultBoy_101
8 ай бұрын
No amount of synergy will make Arbalest good lol
@provaricus627
8 ай бұрын
Jez being the funniest he’s ever been and never will be again, we love to see it.
@almightyallah1700
8 ай бұрын
3 hunters making derogatory jokes at each other while exploring some places.
@jonathangillooly9361
8 ай бұрын
9:54 honestly thought datto was going to say “no, but scorch/ignition does.”
@ClnlBogey
8 ай бұрын
When you realise Destiny 2 is like a debuff and now content is the only cure. Thanks for using 10 percent of your heart?
@DeimosParadigm
8 ай бұрын
It never fails to amaze me how this team can have such high-brow intellectual conversation and exchanges of wit whilst simultaneously managing to absolutely drop the braincell on the actual game they're apparently playing
@chrisborges7344
8 ай бұрын
Because usually gameplay suffers when you're too involved in conversations. Contrary to popular belief, we are not actually capable of multi-tasking. Somethings going to give out
@serencefrostbite3362
8 ай бұрын
Gameplay is temporary, meme is eternal
@perrycarters3113
8 ай бұрын
The number of times I watched Jez not have the Sire's buff and nevertheless dump his mags into the shielded minibosses was entirely too many.
@ShadowOfEntropy
8 ай бұрын
@@chrisborges7344 We are capable of multitasking. Full, equal capacity splits on tasks? No, of course not. But general multitasking, sure.
@chrisborges7344
8 ай бұрын
@@ShadowOfEntropy Task switching at a rapid pace, but not multi tasking
@Kezajaws01904
8 ай бұрын
If anyone ever wonders why the British shipped their convicts to New South Wales, I just direct them to Jez's channel and ask them "You get it, yeah?"
@potato1341
8 ай бұрын
The Brits exiling a number of criminals to a barren wasteland filled with scorching heat and dangerous animals when the convicts later create a thriving community and have an abundance of wealth due to the whole continents worth of resources and complete safety away from other nations was probably one of the biggest happy accidents ever.
@jurionov5358
8 ай бұрын
The fact that jez doesnt even play the damn game and has conditional finality that refuses to drop for me is heartbreaking smh
@umolinaxii
8 ай бұрын
I liked this video due to Datto's 'post soviet' jokes. I am now commenting due to Datto's 'post soviet' jokes. I will rewatch this video 3 times throughout today for those same jokes. many wow, much love
@Tobibbi
8 ай бұрын
The FSB Likes this
@wraglavs
8 ай бұрын
The chemistry between Jez and the TVRs is unparalleled
@ohaiitsurrn8922
8 ай бұрын
It warms my heart how much these three people like each other. Thanks for the serotonin Jez and Mr. and Mrs. Trv.
@businesscasualsauron
8 ай бұрын
That casual and deadpan "Yeah I put it as far as I could" almost made me spit my pizza. Happy New Year, Jebbo! May the content flow and the quality remain mediocre. (Just kidding, you're the best.)
@marquesgomez7990
8 ай бұрын
re•clude (transitive or reflexive) To close off, to confine. [from 16th c.] (transitive or reflexive) To seclude, cut off from the community, the world etc.
@solidfiresolstice6508
8 ай бұрын
Jez casually watching Trv and Datto suffering in the boss room was golden. The witty back and forth was on POINT today, great comedy! Happy New Year, Jez!
@jamescoyne4559
8 ай бұрын
The maximum amount of things that human brains can remember/focus on at a time is 7 and jez has 6/7 slots taken up at all times by Australian nicknames and dick jokes
@notasandwich2080
8 ай бұрын
Datto being referred to, exclusively as the husband of Mrs. Trv has big "Jez was adopted" energy and even though Jez would like to call them mom and dad, wont; out of respect.
@corvusalbus7276
8 ай бұрын
2:00 Schrödinger's Crime: It's simultaneously a crime and not, until someone notices/investigates.
@נטעלנסארבל
8 ай бұрын
ah yes the worst piece of destiny content jez has ever played, to be surpassed only by whatever piece of destiny content he will play next
@seoul08
8 ай бұрын
This episode of “I play with my friends Datto and Danielle and we have a really good time :)” was so good
@crshovveride
8 ай бұрын
I’m so happy! I’ve been in withdrawal from Jez content! Thanks for this :) also Danielle laughing at your but joke was hilarious. It’s hard not to laugh as well when someone genuinely laughs hard
@Frozty
7 ай бұрын
"Think about what you're gonna do ahead of time" - Datto on locked loadouts "Imagine just being in a thing and you have to adapt" - Datto 8 seconds later Paul would love to be in a thing and adapt, unfortunately loadouts were locked and he couldnt.
@gengarclefairy3475
8 ай бұрын
Jez’s idea of a stick that pushes stuff would be really cool for a glaive with a concussive blast that activates when doing the stab combo
@traviswilliams2348
8 ай бұрын
Celestial gets buffed this season, jez *swaps to blade barrage*
@Punkandcannonballer
8 ай бұрын
Danielle hiding and popping out was one of the most surprisingly cute things I've seen recently. Very wholesome and wonderful ❤
@Destroyer-4386
8 ай бұрын
Jez is bringing tears to my eyes he's finally embracing his inner hunter and making a proper solar build. Finally, after years it has been done
@the_mark_johnson
8 ай бұрын
Love the feeling when you are watching a Jez video and discover a new one is out.
@thetealphoenix5485
8 ай бұрын
Woke up crazy, watched new Jez video, laughed lots, no longer cranky. thanks Jez
@ignorance6230
4 ай бұрын
67% of this fireteam not realizing that “post soviet Russia” means “right now” and that the FSB presently exists 🤣
@ripaether8887
4 ай бұрын
datto: youre gonna like the cutscene jez: put 3 seconds of the cutscene in the video, say nothing, move on
@Ikhwan_
8 ай бұрын
I gotta say, the whole video itself is impeccable. I was actually, smiling the whole time.
@wanderer6161
8 ай бұрын
Danielle's Schrödinger's crime sent me ngl😂. I was not prepared for a prepared for a science joke
@Kuzumai
8 ай бұрын
it was jebs "yeah I put it as far as I could" that sent me
@Mattblaze1477
8 ай бұрын
Im a solo player and compared to almost losing my sanity trying to upgrade the Vexcaliber Glaive in the previous Exotic Mission 'Avalon', I'll take Starcrossed any day. So I enjoyed it. Playing solo legend I thought was a good challenge but not too hard. The story actually being good was the biggest surprise though. Hilarious video Jez, as usual.
@kai_the_lord5927
6 ай бұрын
I just did this solo on normal difficulty (because I have no friends) and let me tell you.... it sucked big donkey balls
@dandremcdoe7865
7 ай бұрын
I like the fact you can really only play this mission twice and get every single catalyst and upgrade and never come back. If you wait long enough like my bro you only gotta do it once 😂
@gascan7333
8 ай бұрын
Datto’s FSB joke is the funniest part of this video. Mr. Trv knows his shit.
@EmmyEntropy2000
8 ай бұрын
And as ever, the black garden continues to be an absolutely stunning environment that hosts extraordinarily mediocre content.
@Fizz577
5 ай бұрын
9:49 Danielle: my bow was unstop but I got rid of it *has two shackle nades bc strand*
@ixiabjectixi
8 ай бұрын
I had an ad for some Star Trek game right as Datto said “a word from our sponsor” and I 100% thought you were sponsored by it 😂😂
@GeremyG
8 ай бұрын
It’s gonna be a long season boys.
@Yumais
8 ай бұрын
Is it just me or is Jez getting younger in every video
@klintbeastwould2370
8 ай бұрын
Mini game: count how many times Jez dies after taking sustained fire but he has a heal nade up and ready
@Balthun
8 ай бұрын
It sounds like Datto's thin layer of patience and sanity is slowly slipping from his grip.
@chrisbieker1310
8 ай бұрын
Loving the constant dunking on Datto references when those are the ones I get the most.
@wadew.9986
8 ай бұрын
her cackle lmao its so fucking funny
@SplashAces
5 ай бұрын
How has it been three months already?
@vasilis38
8 ай бұрын
Post Union reference hits different love the vid
@Sestze
8 ай бұрын
you guys actually read the comments?
@Anmakaveli
6 ай бұрын
On that question of thing 1x1x1 is one
@SerenityWoww
8 ай бұрын
I am so early even the aussies are shocked
@awzup57
8 ай бұрын
Hed likely hate to admit it, but Jez is actually shaping up to be a pretty legit pve player. Datto changed him.
@darianhendrickson7665
8 ай бұрын
When you can't adapt to a situation with a locked load out so that's contradictory to the planing ahead statement but ok datto
@varisrevolver4061
8 ай бұрын
Locked loadouts tend to be in stuff you're warned ahead about, like gms, so not really contradictory
@Ahnock
8 ай бұрын
did your editor kill danielle from the future at 12:12
@weehoey
8 ай бұрын
Jez carries Editor when?
@Pokefan220195
8 ай бұрын
A mission being mediocre and not the best or the worst?!? Wow, that must mean it's special
@alexsmith7313
8 ай бұрын
Ah. My latest insomnia-enabling video has appeared. Thanks Jez :)
@Drumboiski
8 ай бұрын
I feel like the word "Mediocrity" has become one of Jez's favorite words after seeing this title and hearing him say "mediocre" during the actual video. Just saying lmao 😅
@Emeowy
8 ай бұрын
I love how Jez is the only one that didnt die at the end he was just enjoying himself
@itsRobbie_
8 ай бұрын
Jez you look good, don't let the mirror disrespect you like that
@corvin_nl3455
8 ай бұрын
JEZ BUDDY I ALREADY WATCHED ITTT. I DID IT AGAIN PLEASE STOP YELLING AT MEEEEEE 😭 ALSO- they’re FUCKEN banger dude. I really FUCKEN enjoyed it.
@DUKEzors
8 ай бұрын
Jez is right about Tassi. To paraphrase: Now that Bungie has failed the community, their employees, their investors, they should just make Destiny 3. That will fix everything.
@MorbTronGaming
8 ай бұрын
Best of Jeb 2023 when?! (I NEED IT! spongebob meme)
@UnlimitedFlyers
8 ай бұрын
Wait, wait. No ads? Or was Datto's Ass, the ad? I'm confused. And disappointed. Where is the 5min, snarky, sarcastic monologue of Jez??? :P
@potato1341
8 ай бұрын
Dunno how this is a boring exotic mission when it is easily top 2. Presage, Vox Obscura, Seraph's Shield literally all exist and all are much much worse than this one, smh Jez
@kaih5247
8 ай бұрын
So, if we agree that something like housing is a human right, then anything that prevents that human right is immoral correct? However, stuff like landlords or companies buying up houses to sell are legal. This premise can be applied to things like water or other privatized systems that control basic needs that are entirely legal. So Legal doesn’t always mean moral, and moral doesn’t always mean legal! Can’t believe I’m saying this on a Jez video and it’s relevant
@JamisonEdits
8 ай бұрын
FSB is “front sight block” a type of M4 🙂
@clarkbar9942
8 ай бұрын
Reclude: To shut up or confine (a thing or person); to close off, to obstruct access to. (Source: Oxford educational dictionary)
@a_faceinthecrowd8762
7 ай бұрын
Danielle: this bow is stupid because I have two shackle grenades. Also Danielle, one minute later: Do we have Unstop?
@ViperDynamo20XX
8 ай бұрын
Turns out, "reclude" is an actual word, but it actually means 'to open.' So it's a valid word, but Jez was using it wrong. Lol
@vegancardigan
8 ай бұрын
I appreciate datto's references, because if i ddint FSB would be at my door (Also fsb is more like cia rather than police, russian police is called police what a surprise)
@aterriblesliceoftoast
8 ай бұрын
Bri’ish person here. If it’s a ‘what’s all this then’ or ‘wot the bloody ‘ells goin on ‘ere’, or a Gordon Ramsey reference, you’re golden.
@RCLMR97
8 ай бұрын
0:17 what is this dude saying? my brain won't allow me to hear that one word: ..."saying what is the point of ____ loadouts." lost loadouts??
@thatrandomsquirrel2924
8 ай бұрын
If “debacle” was changed to “debarcle” Jez wouldn’t have to change his pronunciation at all
@Slamdeath
8 ай бұрын
Jez is lawless. Jez is not playing by any rules. Jez is shooting at the minibosses with his SMG. F the sytstem!!11!
@Skylouroboros
8 ай бұрын
jez gotta stop being a mood, i watch your vids even when i hate the game you're playing (destiny) because im addicted to what i hate (destiny)
@dirtydanchicago
8 ай бұрын
Looked it up, and I'll be damned. Reclude: (transitive or reflexive) To close off, to confine.
@JohnCena-iq3tg
8 ай бұрын
As an Englishman you guys can do the voice
@prone_shot_8282
8 ай бұрын
Jez, my boi. I have stopped respecting your Destiny opinions. This mission was awesome. 🤣
@aaronlaughter6471
8 ай бұрын
I mean Mediocrity describes Destiny and Bungies oerfectly. So good job Bungie.
@chillhour6155
3 ай бұрын
Imagine wanting to adapt and "play you're way" but you're gear is constantly getting nerfed
@TheAnxiousOwl
8 ай бұрын
Warframe is better in story and lore... and sometimes farming is satisfying. Other times it falls flat and most of the time its repetitive. But its better than destiny. disappointing loot..
@nathans9972
8 ай бұрын
Reclude is a word yes. "To close off, to confine" so is okay trv you can say it (but you might still get made fun of)
@theNoviceGuardian
8 ай бұрын
Reclude is indeed an actual word that exists in the English language. It is a reflexive form of seclude
@Wh1sk3yJack
8 ай бұрын
Trv stating that it's a felony to educate her on words that aren't real vs Trv latching onto "Rizz"
@Gilb2047
8 ай бұрын
Imagine Jez being in his 30s and not realising almost everything that happened in his life is post-soviet
@funbor5177
8 ай бұрын
If it isn't my favourite KZitemr, Jesse from Minecraft Story Mode
@TheDarthcow
8 ай бұрын
I can die happy now!! Trv replies to my comment on her live stream and it’s in a Jeb vid!!!
@Cookiemaster98_98
8 ай бұрын
Fsb aint that obscure But then again, somebody dropped out of school
@darkatthecore
8 ай бұрын
It's not really only 10% of the brain is all we use it's like 10% at a time i don't know i seen it on fb so it has to be true 🙃🙃🙃
@atatek
8 ай бұрын
Schrödingers crime is just brilliant
@GnuFrontiers
8 ай бұрын
I know that the video has been edited, but how long did it take to get to the point of realising there was a mechanic 😂
@kylereid84
8 ай бұрын
I loved this video so much, I had to post-Soviet a comment. Love you guys.
@99Livesx
8 ай бұрын
Why am I seeing you on advertisements of other videos Jez , what did you do?
@astrylpg
8 ай бұрын
Am I the only one seeing the screen tears? I didn’t know that could be recorded
@zachsouth314
3 ай бұрын
Healing grenade is literally the only reason jez lives through anytiing
@McCaffeteria
8 ай бұрын
Cant wait until Jez learns about jerk, snap, crackle, and pop
@jlacko
8 ай бұрын
Did anyone else see the snake meme guy trying to turn it into 2024 relevance?
@kidneystone1345
8 ай бұрын
cant wait to get this bow in 2 years when this showelware enters the weekly exotic mission pool
@TylerAird-p3q
8 ай бұрын
i know its random but the moment datto said "a word from are sponsor" i got hit with a war thunder ad 😂
@ArtificialRuby
8 ай бұрын
An exotic that pushes enemies around huh. Eager edge, the exotic.
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