we hope this video makes enough ad money for you to afford the therapy needed after this
@artifactU
10 ай бұрын
:3
@cerberusthethird
10 ай бұрын
the logical next step, of course, is to reconstruct the script using random phonemes from the pool in a god-forsaken ship of theseus simulacrum of the original
@ApriiSR
10 ай бұрын
omg
@BleachedBlackSocks
10 ай бұрын
i would pay someone to do this ngl
@scrungobungus
10 ай бұрын
Or swap their dialogue with each other's phenomes
@moth.monster
10 ай бұрын
I mean, someone already made a python script to rearrange the audio of steamed hams into any other arbitrary audio
@fuzzytheduck
10 ай бұрын
The Frankenstein version
@JordanViknar
7 ай бұрын
0:29 Minecraft strongholds when you punch a silverfish a few times.
@LucyWest370
Ай бұрын
PFF-
@ripp_
10 ай бұрын
Didn't expect us to also get "Steamed hams but only when no one is speaking" for free
@kirtil5177
10 ай бұрын
its a two for one deal, what a steal
@alexxx4434
9 ай бұрын
Phonemes was just a prelude, preparing us for a masterpiece.
@therealvbw
9 ай бұрын
With some random noises thrown in
@DJL3G3ND
9 ай бұрын
I literally made that 5 years ago, “Steamed Hams But No Words Are Spoken”, nobody saw though
@bensosnowski1128
9 ай бұрын
@@DJL3G3NDwow you really did lmao sorry fam
@randomguy3708
9 ай бұрын
2:16 is what finally broke me Imagine being so socially awkward that you just decide to teleport out of the room
@casualbird7671
4 ай бұрын
Agreed, that made me laugh the most
@YoSoySrRojo
Ай бұрын
i would definitely do that if i could teleport
@Dancingonthesun
10 ай бұрын
Absolute gold. Wife descibed it as "the worst one you've shown me yet" 10/10 watched the whole thing
@sweathogstickerpicker
10 ай бұрын
That description is pretty fair - let's hope he amps it up even more.
@ydodel6707
10 ай бұрын
ur wife has no culture this is a work of art
@marioluigi9599
9 ай бұрын
ONLY an autistic person could make a video like this. Ahhh the autists! What would we do without them?
@queru1ous
9 ай бұрын
Glad I’m not the only one using this type of ranking. My fiancé sends me stuff saying “this is unimaginably stupid you’ll like it” and that’s a banger every time
@1stflower834
9 ай бұрын
@@queru1ousthis is the kind of relationship some would die for
@SgtRamen
10 ай бұрын
2:15 I don't know why but Skinner nervously gasping and panting, only to teleport to standing while smiling in one frame then teleport into the kitchen the next had me dying
@AnInnocuousBlueCube
9 ай бұрын
It's like watching someone in a videogame speedrun entering a bunch of very specific inputs to clip their character through the wall.
I love that this is split into one part constant blabbering and the other part is all the awkward silence leftover
@janvanhoyk8375
10 ай бұрын
No Patrick, Yawning is not a phoneme
@COOOLDUDE
9 ай бұрын
sighting
@Channel-J.D
10 ай бұрын
1:12 Turns into a Banjo Kazooie cutscene for a good moment there
@Ninjarium
9 ай бұрын
lmao
@Voshchronos
6 ай бұрын
LMAO TRUE
@LingoLizard
10 ай бұрын
Leave it to Xidnaf to come back from the grave of inactivity to deliver us a linguistic shitpost
@Xnoob545
10 ай бұрын
Oh hi
@ElonMuskrat1930
10 ай бұрын
As he should
@aro4cinglife
10 ай бұрын
tru
@aro4cinglife
10 ай бұрын
also, I like your channels, thats all I have to sya lol
@prim16
10 ай бұрын
Seeing Lingolizard and Xidnaf in the same location is a beautiful sight
@Gust_The_Man
7 ай бұрын
Person : Makes small noise The entire library : 0:28
@jan.Pikipo
10 ай бұрын
I love how on 2:16 Skimmer goes into almost silent stutter mode for full 5 seconds, followed by him standing for a couple of FRAMES which then IMMEDIATELY followed by him disappearing and the door shutting
@rattle_me_bones
9 ай бұрын
he teleported out of that one
@existenceispain_geekthesiren
9 ай бұрын
I woke up my cat from laughing
@ShovelLettuce
9 ай бұрын
This is how he'd ideally leave the situation
@Purely_Andy
9 ай бұрын
that was the funniest shit
@existenceispain_geekthesiren
9 ай бұрын
777th like
@4nt0s
7 ай бұрын
2:10 I love the way the superintendent squints and unsquints his eyes like that
@willowm3055
10 ай бұрын
Choosing to believe that this took the last 2 years to make and Xidnaf has been tirelessly working to bring us this masterpiece.
@Xidnaf
10 ай бұрын
I think I will also choose to believe this.
@user-rg7uz8of9r
10 ай бұрын
@@Xidnaf😅😢😂
@chiptuneanimation4492
10 ай бұрын
In all seriousness, any idea when you will make new videos? The world needs your videos!@@Xidnaf
@thei9372
10 ай бұрын
I came here to say this but knew in my heart that it had already been said
@alex.g7317
10 ай бұрын
@@chiptuneanimation4492*ignores you*
@ratboygirl
9 ай бұрын
2:24 “no patrick, yawning is not a phoneme” LMFAO
@raphaeltoast
7 ай бұрын
Chalmers yelling "EEE" at 0:54 speaks to me
@b4ttlemast0r
10 ай бұрын
2:31 current phoneme: /🔥/
@fishypugbruh
14 күн бұрын
[🗣🔥:]
@caseys2698
10 ай бұрын
The fact that people still care so much to make incredibly in-depth "Steamed Hams but ______" memes all these years later is simply inspiring. This must have taken ages. Fantastic work!!
@glebglub
9 ай бұрын
Steamed Hams but it's actually an excuse to both learn and adapt a useable/employable life skill as well as give people the hooheehahas
@yggdarsilyae6807
10 ай бұрын
Next steps: -Steamed ham sorted according to morphemes -Steamed ham sorted according to syntactic units -Steamed ham sorted according to semantic type -Steamed ham sorted according to prosodic unit -Steamed ham sorted according to type of conversational turn
@sillyface6950
9 ай бұрын
I have no idea what any of this -means- memes.😅 But I am 100% here for it.
@mackparker9064
9 ай бұрын
THIS
@lanceuppercut_
7 ай бұрын
- Steamed Hams sorted by each word's etymology
@WhoElseButZane
10 ай бұрын
0:28 when you walk into the snake section of the pet store
@outlaw987
3 ай бұрын
Also sounds like the eating sound in Minecraft 😂
@username5155
10 ай бұрын
When you’re trying to learn a new language and you’re practicing all the sounds you need to know how to make
@Monica-br8pi
10 ай бұрын
I love hearing certain sounds and knowing where it's from. You can practically picture the rest of "aurora borealis" at 0:49.
@Monica-br8pi
10 ай бұрын
/i/ and /oʊ/ are very Seymour heavy. /æ/ is where the hams are.
@nxnil
10 ай бұрын
obsessed with "/æ/ is where the hams are" the phrasing is so funny to me 😭😭
@repetitivethinking
10 ай бұрын
@@Monica-br8pi/æ/! the house of hams!
@slvrshore5300
9 ай бұрын
you know this guy has posts about "deprogramming" people he hates on tumblr?
@illuminati955
9 ай бұрын
@@slvrshore5300 who and where?
@alepenagorbe9135
10 ай бұрын
The fact that the screams for help of Skinner's mom appear mostly in their entirety after more than a minute of mouth noises resonates with me on a deep level
@calibricalypso
8 ай бұрын
She's screaming because her brain can't comprehend this linguistic shitpost in all its glory
@wehpudicabok6598
10 ай бұрын
"No, Patrick, yawning is not a phoneme" got me
@ItsRadeZ
9 ай бұрын
but is mayonnaise still an instrument
@Assabinnas
6 ай бұрын
I like the part where they say "ham" to each other back and forth rapidly. Also the part where Chalmers walks out the burning house without saying a word.
@slimeinc.3822
10 ай бұрын
0:55 banjo solo
@somerobloxdude3699
9 ай бұрын
EEEEEEEE *banjo*
@brumm0m3ntum94
9 ай бұрын
i laughed like mario on lava
@BennoRob95
7 ай бұрын
If you sped up Ned speaking to his cousin who moves in next to Homer on the other side and spliced it with this part it would be intense
@SirNyanoftheCats2
10 ай бұрын
Steamed Hams but language hasent been invented yet: 1:38
@jte7438
10 ай бұрын
I like the thought that, in theory, you could take everything in this video and re-edit it back into the original video.
@timothymclean
10 ай бұрын
Ideally with phonemes in the right order but clips in the wrong order. Like, every ð̠ is swapped with another ð̠ clip, possibly being said by a different character.
@notwithouttext
10 ай бұрын
somebody somehow needs to do this right now
@notwithouttext
10 ай бұрын
@@timothymclean or even remove all ending "r" sounds to be nonrhotic. switch around the /æ/, /ɛ/, /ɪ/, and /ə/ phonemes and now you have a new zealand accent steamed hams!
@kindlin
10 ай бұрын
@@timothymclean The current top comment says to _randomize_ it. That would be.... something else. I'd watch it.
@KuroHebi
7 ай бұрын
I love the fact that you can understand the skit even though the dialogue has been cut at the end.
@Seltyk
10 ай бұрын
Near-perfect video. Would've loved a tiny bit of the fire truck at the end with "Current phoneme: 🚨"
@CrazBdazz
10 ай бұрын
Dang, bet me to it!
@bulba3342
9 ай бұрын
2:16 The way skinner just teleports to open the door
@timothymclean
10 ай бұрын
I disagree with Xidnaf about whether any non-word vocalizations should count as having phonemes, but this video is still fun. EDIT: On second thought, taking out all the words for the actual meal while leaving in all the "uhs" and such is pretty funny.
@exylic
7 ай бұрын
a phone (phonetics) is different from a phoneme (phonemics/phonology)
@excimoe
9 ай бұрын
1:19 No, children, you're not seeing things. This, my little friends, is a schwa.
@ryanm7704
10 ай бұрын
-Says the n-word on video -Disappears for 4 years -Uses dark magic (timezones) to skip Monday -Disappears for 2 more years -Steamed Hams shitpost Yep, that's Xidnaf alright!
@ruralsquirrel5158
10 ай бұрын
It probably took 2 years to sort and splice all those clips. Man, what a rush! Mega respect!
@somewony
10 ай бұрын
When did he say the n-word?
@kelpsie
10 ай бұрын
@@somewony As per the comment, two videos ago. In the "forbidden words" video.
@AubriGryphon
10 ай бұрын
@@somewony In the "Three Types of Forbidden Words" video, among the examples of slurs.
@ryanm7704
10 ай бұрын
@@somewony "Three types of forbidden words"
@Bejunckt
10 ай бұрын
0:28 the dream of snakes 0:40 the nightmare of Japanese people 0:44 regular American English
@slvrshore5300
9 ай бұрын
think fascists should be kept out of japan :l after all this dude has fascist propaganda on his channel
@EggsBenAddict
8 ай бұрын
@@slvrshore5300, this is a Wendy's
@masako8980
19 күн бұрын
@@slvrshore5300 what? Where?
@Zelmel
10 ай бұрын
Now I'm wondering how many of those "Current Phoneme: none" could be captured by the existing Extended IPA.
@selladore4911
10 ай бұрын
yeah i def heard creaky voice there
@Ennocb
10 ай бұрын
I mean you can definitely transcribe all of the vocalizations as phones. He just didn't count them as phonemes as they don't serve to distinguish lexeme A from lexeme B. This can be argued about, though. Are you thinking about capturing ambient noise?
@ferociousfeind8538
10 ай бұрын
Plenty of them are vowel-like exclamations which fit neatly into the vowel chart, I think
@ToastbackWhale
9 ай бұрын
@@EnnocbExtIPA is almost exclusively a tool in Speech Pathology to accurately describe disordered speech, lexemes not required.
@Ennocb
9 ай бұрын
@@ToastbackWhale You are correct. The uploader makes this restriction.
@noahinvero351
10 ай бұрын
The no speech part is basically the fully understandable episode but awkward and produced in 1920
@SrAustria
10 ай бұрын
This channel is what originally pushed my interest for languages and linguistics, and to see this masterpiece is like going full circle, returning to where all began with a new appreciation. Thank you, Xidnaf. Edit: typo.
@JackFoxtrotEDM
10 ай бұрын
I dunno why but Chalmers' *EEEEEE* at 0:55 had me rolling.
@sammy8749
10 ай бұрын
these rare check-ins now feel like a reminder to us that you’re happier with yourself and you’re doing alright. thanks for the biannual gift xidnaf! happy trails in your future endeavours
@AshleyParkreiner
9 ай бұрын
Banjo Kazooie NPC, speaking to his therapist
@rgal
10 ай бұрын
1:54: /ʔ/ Yes, glottal stop is a phoneme. Pistols at dawn? :V
@BaldiGamingOfficial69
3 ай бұрын
eh
@pueblos0revolucion
9 ай бұрын
ssssssssssssss Bonus: you can just hear the delightfully devilish at 0:21
@novaace2474
10 ай бұрын
Why is this unironically good for giving an idea of the frequency of phonemes in english
@spaguettoltd.7933
10 ай бұрын
The painter carefully lays out his palette
@GriffonWizard2099
10 ай бұрын
The fact that xidnaf has enough knowledge to create super deep dives into language and its intricacies, but also enough to purely shitpost. Balance is key🤙🏻
I have now learned the entirety of my Linguistics 201 course in 2 and a half minutes. Thanks!
@redshyguynumber5567
9 ай бұрын
1:10 *Completely unchanged screams*
@anlztrk
10 ай бұрын
The quality content we deserve.
@leafofyume7838
6 ай бұрын
0:28 what people whit a big fear for spiders hear at night
@freddie9705
10 ай бұрын
This is genuinely a fantastic demonstration of what a phoneme is. If I was a linguistics teacher, I would be tempted to play this in class.
@Florian87
10 ай бұрын
I loved the part where Skinner looks around nervously before teleporting into the kitchen in two frames.
@texxon3355
10 ай бұрын
Wow, it’s been a while
@ElectricNox
9 ай бұрын
When you close your eyes during the no phoneme section, it feels like you're listening to one of these rpg games that isn't fully voice acted but the characters will make a noise each time they have dialogue
@maxblechman2665
10 ай бұрын
Of all the ways to make a comeback this is certainly one of them
@RayHosterMusic
10 ай бұрын
Okay this silent bit at the end is not getting nearly enough appreciation, like seriously. The two breathe at each other and then Chalmers just walks in, Skinner sees his burning stove, Chalmers enters the kitchen, decides he just... doesn't care enough for this shit today, and leaves, then they awkwardly flap their lips at each other until Chalmers eats a burger and gets offended that Skinner laughs at him, so embarrassed, Skinner teleports into the kitchen, and a fire has started, Chalmers angrily breathes at him, and then has the best dumbfounded expression at 2:27, they think for a second and leave without a word as the house slowly burns. Comedy g o l d.
@cereal_chick2515
9 ай бұрын
I can *taste* the blood, sweat, and tears that went into editing this. This is a singular achievement, and I enjoyed it immensely.
@ihatetrollingGaming
7 ай бұрын
the abrupt thumbs up at the end always slays me i love it
@ibi6262
10 ай бұрын
The man! The myth! The legend! HE'S BACK!! 🎉🎉🎉
@jaojao1768
10 ай бұрын
Return of the king
@slvrshore5300
9 ай бұрын
@@jaojao1768 *return of the fascist
@LarsonFilms2
7 ай бұрын
0:28 "Sounds like steam escaping."
@LegitSiForNow
10 ай бұрын
The subtitles truly made it for me. Thanks.
@sergiorestrepo6657
7 ай бұрын
Now, this is just ridiculous. Thank you for making this
@LewisCho
10 ай бұрын
The return of a legend!
@5PctJuice
9 ай бұрын
"No Patrick, yawning is not a phoneme" is easily the best captions gag here. Great work, 10/10, no notes.
@the-bruh.cum5
10 ай бұрын
I did not expect a linguistic shitpost, but I do appreciate it.
@codycrank3465
10 ай бұрын
can I see it ?
@corri303
10 ай бұрын
no
@NaldinhoGX
10 ай бұрын
no@@codycrank3465
@the-bruh.cum5
10 ай бұрын
@@codycrank3465 see what?
@codycrank3465
10 ай бұрын
@@the-bruh.cum5 KZitem steamed hams then you should get it
@at_Wild
10 ай бұрын
*goes missing for two years *does perhaps the most intrecate shitpost I have ever seen
@admg2005
10 ай бұрын
will use in my vocal tech class presentation as a way of explaining IPA
@malegria9641
10 ай бұрын
Two years Two years for this MASTERPIECE
@asinglebraincell6584
10 ай бұрын
The ending without any dialogue is even funnier. He just casually leaves his burning house of Skinner
@Quazarthegreat
10 ай бұрын
Did you just come back after years for STEAMED HAMS??? OF ALL THINGS? I love it!!
@Game_Hero
10 ай бұрын
Best possible comeback possible
@syrus3k
10 ай бұрын
I'm glad people are still making these
@pine_needle
10 ай бұрын
i uh.. love explaining to people how your channel influenced me to pursue a degree in linguistics 👍
@Nerdbookworm
9 ай бұрын
What I hear when I hear people try to explain knitting to me when I’m a crocheter
@add5dtech134
10 ай бұрын
genuinely a high-quality upload put this back on king, you deserve it 👑
@oktayyildirim2911
10 ай бұрын
Did anyone hear something naughty at 0:10?
@QuarioQuario54321
Ай бұрын
No
@huydinh287
27 күн бұрын
n word
@Berniebud
10 ай бұрын
A few mistakes: 1: Counting /ɔɹ/ as /oʊ/ around 1:25 2: Using the symbol for the trilled /r/ instead of /ɹ/ 3: Categorizing all rhotacized vowels (such as in /ˈbɝɡɚ/) as /r/
@willmcgonigle3107
10 ай бұрын
nerd
@SynoPTL
9 ай бұрын
Add a reply...
@natejackman7705
6 ай бұрын
Its perfectly acceptable to use /r/ in a broad transcription of English since there's only one rhotic.
@pawprintthe2nd
7 ай бұрын
Love how from 0:28 to 0:36 was just them shushing eachother after blabbering.
@thomasrussell4674
10 ай бұрын
1:30 sounds like "We Share Our Mother's Health" by a Swedish electronic group called the knife.
@mostlyreliable
9 ай бұрын
This has entered the hall of fame of all time greatest steamed hams edits for me
@ASquared544
10 ай бұрын
This video feels so much longer than 2:36
@GavinPetty
10 ай бұрын
This is the proper way to enjoy Steamed Hams, I will not take any other version.
@geldarus
10 ай бұрын
0:06 me when I'm gaming
@pitiantifriz
10 ай бұрын
Were you having a heated gamer moment
@overclover67
9 ай бұрын
nnnnnnnnnnnnnn
@HoneyBadgerLikesYou
10 ай бұрын
Oh my god the fricatives, I’m dying
@gavinthecrafter
10 ай бұрын
this was truly worth 2 years of waiting
@arsenii_yavorskyi
10 ай бұрын
this has absolutely no business being so funny.
@orangesilver8
10 ай бұрын
Oh this is beautiful. Those grunts are phonemes though.
@pewp_tickalar
10 ай бұрын
Which words are they used in?
@Sportnugget
9 ай бұрын
The extended awkward silence and then Skinner teleporting into the kitchen is accidental comedic gold
@TheDigitalMermaid
10 ай бұрын
I was very excited for a language lesson when I saw your upload, and I mean, this applies in a VERY weird way. Hahaha
@dziewiaty
10 ай бұрын
Steamed hams but it's average indie RPG maker game dialogue box sound effects
@lane_m
10 ай бұрын
This is psychotic... I love it
@SunflowersRays
6 ай бұрын
Brb showing this to my linguistics professor
@YukiteruAmano92
10 ай бұрын
Well... Now I know where _you've_ been for the last six years(!) Clearly, it took you that long to edit *this* masterpiece(!) You took a brief break, 2 years ago, to make a video about timezones then right back to the grind of isolating and sorting every phoneme in 156 second long Simpsons meme(!)
@katakana1
10 ай бұрын
My new favorite punctuation(!)
@matthew8153
10 ай бұрын
This meme shall never die!!!
@koromoro6682
10 ай бұрын
I saw this and almost scrolled by but then saw this was Xidnaf, and had to come to terms with this being what you post after two years Thanks for the food
@ClockMaster-mq2hm
10 ай бұрын
0:44 in English, its actually [ɻ], not [r] (that's the rolled one)
@masicbemester
10 ай бұрын
true, but it's a phonemic transcription rather than a phonetic one so writing rhotics as /r/ can slide
@TheOne_6
9 ай бұрын
when skinner yawned, i tried to yawn but ended up hacking up nothing
@Neo2266.
9 ай бұрын
No Firetruck
@ChesterManfred
10 ай бұрын
the none part is a shitpost on its own. It's perfect.
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