I am still saying, the cheeks are just a big bait just like in nier automata and that story had me crying for a week straight
@gyaandalf
Ай бұрын
Oh yeah, the cheeks are a bait for sure. Tho unlike Nier, it's not the story that had me going in Stellar Blade, but the locations. The art and environments are so beautiful that you won't care about the cheeks at all.
@itariwasashi1645
Ай бұрын
@@gyaandalf and the combat is amazing and gameplay for me is a deciding factor
@VampiricNightMachine
Ай бұрын
Best review title so far
@TrepeSerafin
Ай бұрын
3:31 I generally hate puns, but you win this round, comedy king.
@TrepeSerafin
Ай бұрын
5:19 oh also, this is really cool
@blankets5782
Ай бұрын
I feel like Stellar Blade is gonna become one of a kind. Praying for Shift Up to make Stellar Blade 2.
@user-vg6qv5jv3w
Ай бұрын
Woah, that yellow kill Bill esque suit is awesome!
@potatopower2144
Ай бұрын
I can think of (two)(rea)sons to consider that weren't on your list.
@itariwasashi1645
Ай бұрын
Do you know how parenthesis are supposed to work? You can think of two sons to consider? You can think of two rea? What do you even mean
@joshuamorton3487
Ай бұрын
This amazing review deserves more love
@Seablack66
Ай бұрын
It definitely does
@DarrenExplorz
Ай бұрын
FKing Chart got me ded here! 😂 2:49
@Mattressinsptr
Ай бұрын
"More Than Meets The Ass" says it all
@ayemjake
Ай бұрын
The great thing about this as well is that the dress up aspect of this game would be a field day for women who don't mind playing this type of game. I know my wife would. She'd probably spend hours customizing Eve's looks.
@thewizardhowl
Ай бұрын
EVE needs 2B's self-destruct ability #freethemcheeks 🤣
@lapis3965
Ай бұрын
I like your sense of humor so I'll give a like. I like sexy characters in gaming, and felt that was lacking in recent years, so I was going to buy this game either way, regardless of review scores in order to prove to console devs that there is STILL a market for this. The fact that the game play is stellar, and the story is lackluster is not surprising to me, considering in a recent interview the game's director seem to imply that Nier's story/character was better when talking with Yoko Taro. Hopefully in the sequel the series improves in the writing department, in order to create a truly stellar experience.
@mainscape6619
Ай бұрын
The guys get to see booty and the girls get to play dress up. Whats more to complain?
@morepower6800
Ай бұрын
Stellar blade is absolutely beautiful
@CRSmaug
Ай бұрын
Ok, the intro was so funny that you made me subscribe. 😂
@Donsposts
Ай бұрын
5:48 so how hard is the hard mode in a skinsuit?
@TaranTatsuuchi
Ай бұрын
Ooh, first I've heard about hair customization. (Aside from the ponytail length) Nice. Still... I am on PC.
@professorjerry1041
Ай бұрын
This is the go-to review for the game,so kudos to you! I did think before that this game could end up okay-ish because of the heavy focus on the character design discourse, but I'm glad to see that it's got more than that.
@Repulsify.
Ай бұрын
do you have the full game?
@smok3ywuff784
Ай бұрын
This outfits are so fire it makes me wanna use them for my fanfic😂😭💕
@hastomohadi7563
Ай бұрын
Is the costume clothes physics really good, i see some skirt type outfits that don't actually move like 2b skirts from Nier Automata 🤔?.
@gyaandalf
Ай бұрын
I think that depends on the specific outfit, like there's a denim skirt that doesn't move around a lot but later on you can unlock another cheerleading-kinda skirt that's moves around more. Cloth physics in general is pretty impressive, the devs went hard on customization
@hastomohadi7563
Ай бұрын
@@gyaandalf Do you think Eve is a Human/ Half human half robot (Cyborg) / Android like 2b 🤔?.
@batman313rd
Ай бұрын
I feel like showing all the outfits counts as a spoiler for this game lol
@gyaandalf
Ай бұрын
There are quite a few more outfits ;)
@itariwasashi1645
Ай бұрын
@@gyaandalf wait they literally half a full on bear onsie as an outfit that doesn’t show ANY skin and people still wanna bash the game for being to sessual??? They literally could have put on that skin if her assets bothered them that much
@CelticX7
Ай бұрын
If your here willingly clicking on videos like this before the games actually out you can't really complain about spoilers
@David-rk2cw
Ай бұрын
Is thier even enough maps in this games to wear each out fit for or is it a game that you can beat in like 7 hrs
@SIPEROTH
Ай бұрын
Depending on how you play it can from 30(maybe those really fast types can get it lower) to 50 or even 60 hours(personally i'll probably make 80 because i play really slow). So it is not a small experience but not too bloated ether of they type of over 100 hours etc.
@connyahlsen9362
Ай бұрын
Superb review, you nailed everything you said!
@shadowlancer45
Ай бұрын
"was not even on my mind" Exactly. Some enemies are too hard to defeat you focus more strategy in the long run. Besides you can not play hack & slash genre games with one hand. huehue. Joke aside I mean I enjoy games like prince of persia and chaos legion. Bobs and vagene will fade from your sight the more you play these games.
@davidmichaeljennings
Ай бұрын
Cool review - I liked the demo and trying to decide if its worth buying now or waiting for a sale
@gyaandalf
Ай бұрын
Thanks! I'd say if you really liked the demo then get it, the combat and exploration are what carried the game for me. But if you already have stuff in the backlog then it's better to wait. Stellar Blade is a great game, but not exactly something one would feel they're really missing out on if they don't play it at launch imo
@davidmichaeljennings
Ай бұрын
I've decided to get it - I've got it predownloading now. I have an interview on Fridsy morning - so will be great to come back home afterwards and just relax playing this.
@gyaandalf
Ай бұрын
Awesome, enjoy man - you got the whole weekend set. Best of luck for your interview!
@uneasy9090
Ай бұрын
Excellent video 😂👌
@jimmyclimer594
26 күн бұрын
I’m playing story mode and still died a few times. That second brute got me a few times.
@WARLORD626
Ай бұрын
Christie Montero look'n thumbnail.
@CYRU5_DA_GR34T
Ай бұрын
I like your review style, you address the fanservice with great jokes while still being objective, and you don't pretend like the woke noise is non existent like some other reviewers, well done bro
@pedrotorres2137
Ай бұрын
The woman in red that eve is fighting at first i though what the hell is mileena doing three
@FENRIR_RAGNEROK
Ай бұрын
Was he playing as tachy?
@gyaandalf
Ай бұрын
That happens when you activate the rage mode (called Tachy mode in the game), it gives you Tachy's weapon and design
@NagaYamiyo
Ай бұрын
Disappointed to hear the story was lack luster especially considering Shift:Ups gacha games and their story and how much fun they are/were. It does seem like a lot was put into the customization of the character, and I hope they add more to the game in the future which extends the gameplay, gives me reason to play more as I unlock for customizations (I imagine not everything is available from the beginning).
@gyaandalf
Ай бұрын
I was disappointed in the story but the lore and worldbuilding are wonderful. Yep, outfits aren't all unlocked from the beginning. You should have fun, there's a good mix between how you can unlock outfits. A few will be available while you do the story, some can be bought from vendors as long as you have enough resources and some are hidden away as exploration rewards so you'll only find them if you're looking. I believe there a few outfits left that I didn't find during my playthrough.
@NagaYamiyo
Ай бұрын
@@gyaandalf Sadly I'll have to wait until the game comes to PC, but when it does I'm still buying it day 1
@SongOfLife_
Ай бұрын
Yooo damnnnn
@ShenasRI
28 күн бұрын
My friend have you not seen the prototype planet diving suit...I notice it's not in the review. It kind of puts the "stellar" in stellar boobs I mean stellar blade. This game was better than DMC 5 for me.
@micketm3
Ай бұрын
Obviously is was gonna' be hard(R) 😂 to top an uncensored masterpiece that Nier is 😊 !! ...wish Squre... would let Yoko make a nev ver. of Drakengard 3 😫 as they did with Replicant/Gestalt...
@ssplif5415
Ай бұрын
Stellar Blades gameplay is more like Jedi Survivor
@user69goodson
14 күн бұрын
Never mind the game characters fighting style the monster enemies all the small minded people are focused on a fictional characters behind is this a video game or a skin flick? Be for real people.
@TheLateral18
Ай бұрын
2:50 is the best explanation ever 😂 😂 😂 About the lore, why doesn't eve comment or gives her opinion on what she just collected.. I've been wondering about.. Every game is like that I just don't get a the heels... That's not even tactical... Where are the boots and sneakers!!! I have an option for no film grain and the others... Is under display
@trippybruh1592
Ай бұрын
Why can't xbox get cool games like this?
@gyaandalf
Ай бұрын
I'd love to see this ported to PC and Xbox, we need more games like this!
@muresanandrei7565
Ай бұрын
Can't wait to play. The takes on story are bs because Nier automata doesn't have such a good story how you say.
@shandricacooper3256
Ай бұрын
I like the ones that show more cheeks. 😂 go girl go! You say some of the side missions are pointless but that’s any game that has side missions where some are pointless. I think it’s just to give you something to do besides the story.
@gyaandalf
Ай бұрын
There are quite a few of those, you'll have a lot of fun lol
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