"the toilet said if we eat Taco Bell it would hire the pillow to kill me. " Dying over this line.
@jv-lk7bc
Жыл бұрын
I saw that movie.. it was ok.
@jimmybuffet4970
Жыл бұрын
Wow, now Colbert isn’t the only one reading other peoples’ jokes! 😂
@blueBruSea
Жыл бұрын
Cory Wong in the HOUSE. Appreciate the Late Show recognizing great music and talent.
@Norrikan
Жыл бұрын
Putting an autonomous robot filled with food onto Florida's streets sounds like a recipe for a billion delightful headlines.
@gregbrown1956
Жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Amazon drones. Or as these are affectionately called: skeet.
@CheMechanical
Жыл бұрын
“Today, a Florida robot…”
@3d20gaming
Жыл бұрын
free food is all i heard.
@deborahwilson4684
Жыл бұрын
@@gregbrown1956 Love it! I won't even have to say "pull"!
@wendigo53
Жыл бұрын
is that the same as a broken vending machine?
@Lucius1958
Жыл бұрын
"Honey, we'll have to stop buying asparagus: the toilet just threatened me."
@NewMessage
Жыл бұрын
Somewhere out there, Mike Lindell just threw his pillow on the ground, swore loudly, and went for his hidden crack stash in the toilet tank.
@napalmholocaust9093
Жыл бұрын
"The" toilet? You mean yours else you would've specified. His stash, your house.
@SpaceForceCommander
Жыл бұрын
Be on the lookout for suspect driving a red car, a blue car, a yellow car, a white car, a black car, a silver car etc.
@krisfrederick5001
Жыл бұрын
Or a Vespa 👀
@sophierobinson2738
Жыл бұрын
They banned color-changing cars in CA in the 80s.
@roberttalada5196
Жыл бұрын
Be on the lookout for a color changing car
@Rose-inspirations
Жыл бұрын
This is what I was thinking 😂
@davidparker8221
Жыл бұрын
Car seems to be smiling, frowning, smirking...I'm not really sure now...
@Keeper963
Жыл бұрын
CES is always the best time of the year for learning new ways technology should DEFINITELY NOT BE USED!
@ChristophBrinkmann
Жыл бұрын
@@horacesheffield7367 Wrong, and over half of gamers are women. So there's that.
@nitro6002
Жыл бұрын
The point of CES is to push boundaries. Nearly everything you use today was seen as ridiculous, unnecessary or a waste of technology when it first came out. Pushing boundaries is how our world is formed, it may not be to your liking but that doesn't mean humanities future has to be limited by your shortsightedness.
@truthhurts3524
Жыл бұрын
Looks like Stephen had a “cyborgasm” all over his notes! 😂
@chrishei3111
Жыл бұрын
I literally thought it was an on-purpose joke until he just kept looking distraught
@jackya
Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who's first thought was "Oh maybe they'll fix the sidewalk for those food robots and then people in wheelchairs will finally be able to use them." guh. faith in humanity: -covfefe
@Echo81Rumple83
Жыл бұрын
That is the saddest yet spot-on observation I've read to date 😖
@tach5884
Жыл бұрын
My first thought was "Someone's gonna steal them or their stuff."
@jma331982
Жыл бұрын
I think this was the best Cyborgasm I’ve seen so far 😂 I love Stephen’s ability to be very brainy one minute and completely silly the next.
@chrishei3111
Жыл бұрын
Writers help with that
@anticharlatan5823
Жыл бұрын
The pee analyzer reminded me of the scene in "The Island" where Ewan McGregor's character is told to cut back on his sodium intake and is denied bacon for breakfast the following day.
@carlodave9
Жыл бұрын
Which is why I need one.
@joshDammmit
Жыл бұрын
Such a shame that movie sucked
@joshDammmit
Жыл бұрын
@@carlodave9 or, you could just stop eating bacon, and save yourself the cost of a pee analyzer.
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
Жыл бұрын
There's a similar moment in The Last Emperor, only with, ah, more human-based analysis.
@Echo81Rumple83
Жыл бұрын
Actually, I could use something like that; been trying to find the perfect balance of enough water and sodium in my body so I'm not so thirsty or needing to go to the bathroom every 15 minutes.
@angrydoggy9170
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a solid idea. I bet you can get a shitload of information from toilets.
@HyperactiveNeuron
Жыл бұрын
At least the toilet could tell you if it's solid or not
@angrydoggy9170
Жыл бұрын
@@HyperactiveNeuron Less processed cheese more fibre buddy.
@AlexanderSpear
Жыл бұрын
"Honey! It's your turn to change the battery on the urine analyzer!"
@Opus313
Жыл бұрын
I can see the BMW I Vision Dee being popular amongst professional getaway drivers...
@henrygvidonas9573
Жыл бұрын
Exactly my thought, too. The ideal vehicle for bank robbers, assassins, and... people who cheat on their spouse in their own neighbourhood.
@oneirishpoet
Жыл бұрын
Or just your regular, everyday, douchebag BMW drivers (srsly I don't think I've ever seen any BMW that was not being driven by a total douchebag!)
@Centbair
Жыл бұрын
Florida and tiny robots... Might end up seeing Florida-Man being chased by it, screaming "It wants to eat me"
@disorganizedorg
Жыл бұрын
My money is on Florida Man eating the robot while on bath salts.
@XelionGraves
Жыл бұрын
@@disorganizedorg Beat me to it XD
@amberzec
Жыл бұрын
A human muzzle..makes sense lol
@jmackultra
Жыл бұрын
I thought the mutalk was a gag story then I goggled it and found out it was a real thing. Comedy just writes itself these days.
@GalGreen
Жыл бұрын
No way you just phrased it as a "gag story" on accident.
@bafflezbiz
Жыл бұрын
I see what you did there...
@adeadphish7931
Жыл бұрын
Sad thing is if you live in a house of gamers who stream or raid, that may be the best invention ever made while looking like a sex thing... Would the trade off be worth it....
@bafflezbiz
Жыл бұрын
@@adeadphish7931 um, I hope you're not serious. First rule: function before fashion. Words to live by. Practical use trumps the "way you look". Second rule: you can [please] some of the people most of the time, and most of the people some of the time, but you can't [please] all of the people all of the time. (You can replace the word [please] with [fool], etc.) So don't worry about what other people think about the silly toy you are wearing on your face. If they have a negative opinion about it (beyond good-natured, comical teasing), they're clearly immature or repressed; so ignore them. And finally: there's nothing wrong with sex. But society frowns, even outlaws various add-ons, fetishes, and other particulars. Some may be warranted, others can be laughed at. The difference is up to you to decided for yourself. So grab your e-muzzle and have a blast!
@FussyPickles
Жыл бұрын
don't know what you're on but that's potentially a game changer for a lot of people who wfh, depending on quality of the mic and stuff if they can get it to studio levels, you won't even need to sound proof for video recording
@stevek4070
Жыл бұрын
the food delivery bots have a hard time traveling on anything but the cleanest of concretes so you might have to wait longer for your perfectly luke warm food.
@Yngvarfo
Жыл бұрын
This KZitem channel is the only way to watch the show from Norway (barring nefarious methods, of course), so it's good that you put pretty much the entire show up here, with the playlist to string it all together. Well, mostly. For the Jan 16 playlist, this is the *first* clip, while the intro and the monologue are the third and fifth clips, respectively. The Hugh Jackman interview is scattered in between, all out of order, and the Mimi Webb song is missing.
@MrSknottykid
Жыл бұрын
I’m onto you Hugh Jackman! I mean, “Huge Jacked Man?” It’s abit on the nose don’t you think? 😂
@davidanderson_surrey_bc
Жыл бұрын
Every porch pirate in Miami will be salivating over the prospect of unattended Uber Eats robots rolling down their sidewalk.
@SpaceForceCommander
Жыл бұрын
Golfi needs miles and miles of cable on the golf course and doubles as a bomb detonating robot.
@mattsessions27
Жыл бұрын
Useful, because after 18 holes of screwups, you're gonna want to blow shit up.
@rca-in-glasgow6781
Жыл бұрын
LMFAO The writing on this show deserves an award! Haha 😅
@toptims3248
Жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see people with the Mutalk and an Meta Quest 2 on their head at the same time
@chicagoboy1106
Жыл бұрын
*Did Stephen just have a "cyborgasm" on late night and wipe it up on camera? Sorry, but the spilt coffee comes into question?🤣!*
@artemiomarifosque7927
Жыл бұрын
Belated Happy 3 Kings , Stephen & Elvie Colbert!
@Adyen11234
Жыл бұрын
People can't even accept wearing masks for their own health, how would they accept... oh wait, it's "for gaming" ok never mind.
@stanvans3214
8 ай бұрын
i'm so glad we stopped listening to idiots like you and colbert.
@michaelg3088
Жыл бұрын
The pee analyzer should be called "The Donald"...lol
@LoPhatKao
Жыл бұрын
now i want a terminator head coffee machine xD
@sepiae
Жыл бұрын
04:19 Excellent for when you need a get-away car.
@disorganizedorg
Жыл бұрын
I wonder how the vehicle registration will deal with that... "Color: any"?
@NotSure-dv6kv
Жыл бұрын
Last thing I need is the toilet telling me I drink too much.
@andrewstamford1988
Жыл бұрын
Or anything else for that matter.
@chrishei3111
Жыл бұрын
That dude literally eats shit so don't listen to him!
@Echo81Rumple83
Жыл бұрын
Or that I'm not drinking enough water, despite having to go to the bathroom every 15 minutes AFTER drinking said water. If it could tell me my sodium levels, then it wouldn't be a problem.
@robertpearson8546
Жыл бұрын
How long does the cable need to be for Golfi to play a round of golf?
@mightyone3737
Жыл бұрын
Sippy-cups Steve, give one a try! Grown ups call them 'travel mugs', I call it my 'I can drop this and it won't all spill' solution, it also helps prevent disaster if I snort-laugh while trying to drink. Also, I feel like that robo-pillow idea is interesting, but I can't help but think of people smothering their spouses due to snoring frustration when I hear the marketing, because if this pillow doesn't work it's going to end badly. Also also, if you have to tell a spouse/potential future spouse/adult child to stop playing a video game loudly when you're trying to sleep, you're probably justified in using the murder pillow to smother them, just saying. I feel a lot like when I stopped playing video games I lost most of my patience with video games/people that play them.
@HashknightGaming
Жыл бұрын
What is wrong with a good video game not much different from a movie it's just interactive.
@yogab
Жыл бұрын
I think it would look awesome if you wore the Mutalk with an Oculus headset and headphones🙈🙉🙊
@Yogabba
Жыл бұрын
I see what you did there!
@robertdouglas3417
Жыл бұрын
I need the Mutalk for my brother’s running commentary while watching Fox News and ballgames.
@Merakis100
Жыл бұрын
"The toilet thinks we should get sushi" Comedy gold.
@bamboosho0t
Жыл бұрын
I see what you did there… 😏 Well played.
@erichancock6815
Жыл бұрын
"If we eat Taco Bell again it's going to hire the pillow to kill me" would be in contention for that gold.
@thisbushnell2012
Жыл бұрын
the bathroom was once the ONLY SPOT in the house where one could have COMPLETE ISOLATION FROM INTRUSION. Cell phones made that 'optional'. This device makes it IMPOSSIBLE.
@dredgerivers7730
Жыл бұрын
Think how embarrassed you'll be to find out about the device by getting a KZitem plaque for 100,000 views.
@KOKO-uu7yd
Жыл бұрын
@@dredgerivers7730😳🤣🤣🤣
@kitcoffey7194
Жыл бұрын
simply don't buy it
@ChristophBrinkmann
Жыл бұрын
You can choose not to buy it. Thus making this device also "'optional'" - why did you even put that in single quotes, anyway? Less importantly, it would be double quotes, not single, secondly, why set it apart with quotes at all?
@charlieee625
Жыл бұрын
This segment was particularly unhinged: from contract murder with a smart pillow to alligators humping autonomous food delivery robots. No notes.
@SpaceForceCommander
Жыл бұрын
There’s free food for you if you can open the Uber Eats Robot.
@IIllIIllIl
Жыл бұрын
The mutalk legitimately may be a game-changer in our house… but yeah they look funny
@TheMrVengeance
Жыл бұрын
What's the point of them? Just get a good mic in a good position and you know.. don't yell at night?
@IIllIIllIl
Жыл бұрын
@@TheMrVengeance I could explain it to you but I wouldn’t be able to understand it for you too.
@TheMrVengeance
Жыл бұрын
@@IIllIIllIl Go ahead and explain.
@embreis2257
Жыл бұрын
let us hope Stephen's team picked only the most absurd and superfluous devices from CES. because if that is the best we could do then we are pretty much done
@gl15col
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, these are far from the most absurd and superfluous devices...
@mwater_moon2865
Жыл бұрын
Oh? would you rather hear about the baby stroller that will follow along automatically while you carry your baby in your arms? (until it gets too close, too far, finds an obstacle, gets stolen, etc.)
@SpaceForceCommander
Жыл бұрын
Of course Mutalk’s advertising says the gamer has a girlfriend so he needs their product! 😂
@mk1st
Жыл бұрын
You could put some snacks in there and keep him really happy.
@DB-sm6eu
Жыл бұрын
I think that was his mom yelling
@jackscratch785
Жыл бұрын
That was his mom.
@phattman5559
Жыл бұрын
I miss John Batiste, please come back😢🙏
@d.e.7467
Жыл бұрын
Those food robots are already on college campuses. I've seen them on Oregon State's webcams.
@krisfrederick5001
Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: The only thing Stephen loves more than Tech is Sport. 👍🏼
@kendalledwards2030
Жыл бұрын
The Lord of the Rings?
@YusufGinnah
Жыл бұрын
😆🤣 I would've guessed _playing Joe Biden..._ 😎👍🏼
@GodTierComments
Жыл бұрын
@@kendalledwards2030 Whoosh?
@chrishei3111
Жыл бұрын
@@GodTierComments this isn't reddit filth
@janinemeier7201
Жыл бұрын
Hilarious segment.
@hughjackman3498
Жыл бұрын
Hello dear fan how are you doing ❤
@davidslayer
Жыл бұрын
this had me crying. 🤣😂😭😹😹
@billyshithead3139
Жыл бұрын
I'd like that toilet pee analyzer to detect THC, so I could have daily feedback on how long the occasional edible really stays in my system 🌿😁
@robo5013
Жыл бұрын
The pee disk attached to the front of the toilet is the excuse for missing that all men have been waiting for.
@chelonnyamidas
Жыл бұрын
The toilet thinks we should get sushi 🤣🤣🤣
@jakubLonghorn
Жыл бұрын
I wish I had that for my grandfather when he was screaming at the tv for hockey games was what I was thinking until he made it a sex thing 😂
@Echo81Rumple83
Жыл бұрын
I could've used it on dad when he was yelling at the six o'clock news 😆
@jakubLonghorn
Жыл бұрын
@@Echo81Rumple83 Depends on which side he was on, doesn’t it? 😂
@Ulrich.Bierwisch
Жыл бұрын
I try to imagine a group of young people in 5 years hanging around in a park - not looking together at the latest TikTok on the phone but having VR-headsets, headphones and a Mutalk thing on to hang out together. I try to imagine but it doesn't work. All I can imagine is that those companies are going to disappear much earlier. The youth will not hang out in the metaverse with isolation gear on.
@Greentrees60
Жыл бұрын
Actually, while the exact mutalk looks really stupid, the issue comes up a lot. Young folk live in tiny apartments, and the guys like to voice chat while they are gaming. Their partners/roommates often need quiet (especially since the games are often 11 pm to 3 am), and the guys would prefer to have a way of continuing the voice call without bothering their partner/roommate
@Ulrich.Bierwisch
Жыл бұрын
@@Greentrees60 I think the whole problem of VR is, that it actually appeal to nerds sitting alone at home - mostly older guys with enough money for the equipment but not so much interesting for the advertising industry. Facebook/Meta tries to press this into the wrong market and this is bad for the companies that follow this direction. That Mutalk thing might be an idea to talk without bothering others but it looks terrible and I can't imagine wearing this for hours.
@Greentrees60
Жыл бұрын
@@Ulrich.Bierwisch firmly agreed - it looks SO stupid. It wouldn't surprise me if some alternative tech arises though, especially since so many people are now taking meetings from home
@kevinfager.
Жыл бұрын
Thanks BMW. Those brightly colored signs and lights that seemed to think they’d keep us safe were getting far too much of our attention. Lifesaver. And fun!
@kimbrey65
Жыл бұрын
The toilet just diagnosed a pregnancy too? Never know 🤔
@babybijou969
Жыл бұрын
“The toilet thinks we should have sushi.” 🤣🤣
@studio85amsterdam
Жыл бұрын
Omg never laughed so much in a while 😂😂😂
@GodTierComments
Жыл бұрын
Omg never did drugs in a while 😂😂😂
@studio85amsterdam
Жыл бұрын
@@GodTierComments hahha yes i noticed after i wrote
@nobleharvey9935
Жыл бұрын
I saw the 'golfi' cords and thought about it. I'm thinking spaghetti golf? Cords everywhere? Nah. Next!
@pg9193
Жыл бұрын
Whatever intern is editing these for KZitem is doing a bang-up job! Anyway, we'll be right back with Hugh Jackma.....
@fawadahmad5388
Жыл бұрын
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert is one of the best platforms for learning as well as entertaining.
@wkahn1005
Жыл бұрын
What was Joe Biden doing in Ukraine 3 days before Trump took over then off to Switzerland meeting with China's Xi Jing ping... Biden returns to DC he then removes the Documents ..........FOLLOW THE MONEY..........
@Bongofurry
Жыл бұрын
Finally a topic Steph is expert. The toilet king !
@MarkBarrett
Жыл бұрын
I'd imagine, e-ink on car body panels, is likely to become a real thing. RGB on computers became a standard feature.
@666t
Жыл бұрын
BMW iX Flow uses electronic ink as seen on Jay Leno's Garage KZitem
@MarkBarrett
Жыл бұрын
@@666t Good catch. I really do think this will make it to production cars. (Regardless of if I'd use it myself.)
@mk1st
Жыл бұрын
“No judge, it couldn’t have been me speeding. My car is blue.”
@rparl
Жыл бұрын
Too bad RBG didn't live to drive an RGB car. That would have been even better than the snail driving the Chrysler so someone could exclaim, Man! Look at that S car go!
@raymellon9572
Жыл бұрын
I can see those robots rolling down the street covered in flapping seagulls.
@sophistichistory4645
Жыл бұрын
You can see, with these "Cyborgasm" story transitions, Steven struggles not to say...... ..............."Meanwhile".
@gregoryfoster4038
Жыл бұрын
Sound Reduction Gimp Mask. Sign me up 😁😁😁
@dannyburleigh1
Жыл бұрын
The results of OVERKILL TECHNOLOGY is sleepless nights and CRANKY DAYS!!~Danny Burleigh 2023.
@honkinbubbafulton8791
Жыл бұрын
I like this because it reminds me of the old Colbert Report segments.
@dtvfan24
Жыл бұрын
1:41 - 1:48 , classic tech, oh those were the days when the download was so slow you can make a drink and it would still be downloading
@dianewilliams1125
Жыл бұрын
The wink at the end! What!
@leavingitblank9363
Жыл бұрын
"Fun fact: *_every_* pillow is a snore-silencing pillow..." Heheheh.
@enviromental2565
Жыл бұрын
I would actually get the Mutalk for my grandson if I thought he would wear it. When he is playing online games with his friends a lot of screaming at the top of his lungs seems to be involved. Right now we stick him in the hallway that goes to our addition that has doors on both ends. Still doesn't mute the yelling enough, lol.
@Money195625
Жыл бұрын
the gaming muzzle is killing me🤣🤣
@DuranmanX
Жыл бұрын
I always wanted a ballgag while gaming
@irishboymalloy
Жыл бұрын
I love Corey Wong so much
@rita2715
Жыл бұрын
Finally, a solution to playing golf!
@1TrueGem
Жыл бұрын
The mutak... Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@UberLummox
Жыл бұрын
All this time I thought those people on the golf courses were already robots.
@TWDay-sy6nq
Жыл бұрын
Cory Wong is fantastic.
@SKarthikeyan75
Жыл бұрын
The great Cori Wong!
@autumbreeze1129
Жыл бұрын
The Mutalk, for anyone who wants to pretend they're eating from a house feeding bag, but don't want their friends and family to find out
@YusufGinnah
Жыл бұрын
I love _'Huge Ackman'_ No other wolverine could wolverine like his wolverine...
@lynnerholmes
Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU for providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!
@hughjackman3498
Жыл бұрын
Hello dear fan how are you doing ❤
@KrakenIsland64
Жыл бұрын
As long as I can hack the toilet buddy to always tell my spouse i need a burrito I'm happy with it.
@TenshiR
Жыл бұрын
Before, during, or after the "deed"🤔
@brianjennings7644
Жыл бұрын
thanks..loading the podcast popped up "Late Night with Seth Meyers"..how nice.
@alanbevington4875
Жыл бұрын
So cool to see Corey here!!!
@DerekHoscorner
Жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert cyborgasm ces edition awesomeness job
@stephanielight4161
Жыл бұрын
....... "but the toilet thinks we should get Sushi" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jakubLonghorn
Жыл бұрын
Enough of the royal family! We fought a war to give them the finger and now we give them book royalties?!
@marct9942
Жыл бұрын
You're not really up on modern history, are you?
@jakubLonghorn
Жыл бұрын
@@marct9942 😂You’re pathetic
@C-Ra
Жыл бұрын
Love this man!
@remo1366
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for that reminder Stephen,it is all about consent.
@leavingitblank9363
Жыл бұрын
Can I order that Mutalk in bulk? Asking for a friend. Well, actually, for a few neighbors and THEIR friends.
@CallMeGailyn
Жыл бұрын
So, thousands of people who freak over wearing a 1-ounce mask are going to have that heavy thing dangling off their faces? Pretty funny.
@jtjtjt8390
Жыл бұрын
I like the podcasts bit lol I don't even know what channel this is on lol I've always just watched it on KZitem lol
@rutlandcitybikes9729
Жыл бұрын
Makes me laugh how new tech is making people sicker and lazier at the same time. I am so thankful I enjoy my useless piece of wood on wheels. For the excersize and will power to keep going in reality.
@GB-TX
Жыл бұрын
Ok: the gaming face mask looks ridiculous, but - every single kid wants one. I mean, shit, I want one for the office.
@walterfristoe4643
Жыл бұрын
Rush Limbaugh used to have a segment on his show called "Gorbasms." 😆
@dennismoore2787
Жыл бұрын
you can't be comparing comedy chops between rush windbag and Steven
@darthvirgin7157
Жыл бұрын
that MUTALK ad was DEFINITELY aiming to be mocked by the LSwSC.
@lauriemacquanan2141
Жыл бұрын
Lol a golf robot... ànd oops don't step on the electric cord!!!
@CaesarBro
Жыл бұрын
Stephen had to clean the cyborgasm.
@redcomet7024
Жыл бұрын
Funny, they made a human e-muzzles
@debwilson245
Жыл бұрын
the pee-disc - does everyone pee on the same disc - do you change it when you sit - how the heck do guys hit it - there's too many questions about this one; all of them really. the pee-thing would get so nasty - it just seems very unsanitary
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