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@Illustraful
Жыл бұрын
Please do the Gary Busey movie Bulletproof. It's hilarious. His catchphrase is calling bad guys "butthorn." 😂😂😂😂
@dudepool7530
Жыл бұрын
Maybe a collab with the Sensei Segal channel? I could see you two playing off each other very well.
@ruslanpetrovski8413
Жыл бұрын
Thank you SO MUCH for another gem!!!!!
@REDARO11
Жыл бұрын
HahahahahahahahJjH
@smegmanimus8434
Жыл бұрын
It’s time to do a Liam Nelson movie start with “Ice Road”
@MetalsirenIXI
Жыл бұрын
He's probably the only person who did more movies out of his prime than in it.
@mikoajryniak2644
Жыл бұрын
What about Bruce Willis?
@planebreach
Жыл бұрын
His prime was like 2 seconds.
@bigbearkat2010
Жыл бұрын
@@planebreach Even in that brief window he was a defective store brand version of Stallone.
@MrSaiyan333
Жыл бұрын
He never had a prime, TBH.
@BigBoiBleu
Жыл бұрын
@@mikoajryniak2644Bruce had a long prime. Stop it
@jackcristo1628
Жыл бұрын
"Maximum Conviction" is what Steve should receive from a judge.
@bigbearkat2010
Жыл бұрын
It does sound like that double secret probation stuff in Animal House now that I think about it
@moscockmule
Жыл бұрын
HOLY FUCK FDHSAFKJHDKJH
@toweypat
Жыл бұрын
@@bigbearkat2010 Haha. "You are not just convicted, you are maximum convicted!"
@xthee_0nly_1x11
Жыл бұрын
Stephan Seagull.
@aleksandarjankovic39
Жыл бұрын
steve seagal or steve austin?
@thekiller7994
Жыл бұрын
Every Steven Seagal movie in a nutshell: -Steven Seagal is either ex special forces or ex CIA or ex something -Everyone treats Seagal like the second coming of Christ -Steven Seagal will mumble his way through scenes or require the use of voice overs from other actors -Body doubles who do everything which includes walking, standing, and fighting -Lots of plot convenience -Steven Seagal will be portrayed as a hero but commits tons of crimes -Seagal will hook up with women younger than him -Multiple plot threads that go nowhere or are completely abandoned by the end of the movie -Whenever Seagal does fight, he’s either slap fighting or fighting sitting down and never has to reload -Fight scenes will have plenty of shaky cam or jump cuts to hide Seagal’s weight or his stunt doubles -Every Seagal film is either set in Eastern Europe, Mexico, or Asia -Steven Seagal will always go to strip club even if it doesn’t contribute to the plot -Plots will usually resolve themselves in the first 20 minutes -Terrible special effects and green screen -Seagal will never hold a gun correctly -Whenever Seagal is in a team, everyone will either die or do nothing while he does all the work -One liners and jokes that fall flatter than Seagal’s “acting career” -The DEA apparently has jurisdiction over everything -Seagal will also have a family that’s introduced at the end of the movie
@maidak
Жыл бұрын
Gotta frequent that strip club!
@Ass_Burgers_Syndrome
Жыл бұрын
@@maidak Shit you beat me to it
@bekker5000
Жыл бұрын
He also talks his way out of anything, even when getting arrested by the police. Either the CIA gets him out of a foreign country the moment he'd be locked up for life or he has such a BS compelling reason the chief lets him go so he can continue his warcrimes.
@TWisM009
Жыл бұрын
Thats syphilis.
@sharpfalcon6196
Жыл бұрын
This time, there was no leather clad love interest or leather clad Seagal in this movie.
@JohnnyMn4monic
Жыл бұрын
"A much thinner man, stole his luggage" omg, im dying laughing so hard at that scene
@dennislaskowski3773
5 ай бұрын
"And then Seagall, who definitely only has one chin."😂😂😂
@mcbrians.8508
Ай бұрын
@@dennislaskowski3773 shows up... [while an Aeon Flux soundtrack plays]
@dr.emilschaffhausen4683
Жыл бұрын
Steven's uncanny ability to act like he's not acting is unmatched in all of cinema. It's incredible to watch.
@spimbles
Жыл бұрын
i know right its like hes not even trying, a master at work
@arup02
Жыл бұрын
"Acting without acting"
@TheIrland09
Жыл бұрын
He just plays himself in all his movies, so he's not even required to act.
@joshdoldersum9132
10 ай бұрын
He's literally just playing out his own fantasies. These stories have surely been writing themselves in his head since he was 8 years old.
@dr.emilschaffhausen4683
10 ай бұрын
@@joshdoldersum9132 Most likely.
@nixuniverse5240
Жыл бұрын
Petition to get Space Ice to cover China Salesman
@MAZEMIND
Жыл бұрын
Signed
@Bussman.
Жыл бұрын
Signed
@wesleygriffiths8748
Жыл бұрын
Signed
@MrSaiyan333
Жыл бұрын
And all of Seagal's early movies, like Nico or Hard To Kill.
@AdmiralRamirez7
Жыл бұрын
I will have my body double sign it.
@Dr._Klopek
Жыл бұрын
Stone Cold is the only actor in a Segal film to practice proper trigger discipline. No way he gets asked back
@SquadJuiced
Жыл бұрын
That's because he hunts IRL with his brother.
@maxbracegirdle9990
Жыл бұрын
Watching Steven try and hold guns in his movie is fucking hilarious, cause irl he thinks he's a weapons expert.
@ryanakabomber
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@abousono1
Жыл бұрын
@@maxbracegirdle9990 Not only is he a weapons expert, but he's also the world's top expert at fiddling around with nuclear weapons.
@jaggedskar3890
Жыл бұрын
@@abousono1 And the world's top expert in fiddling around with young babes.
@Illustraful
Жыл бұрын
A Seagal movie without a scene in a strip club is like an all you can eat buffet without Seagal at the front of the line.
@ConsistentlyInconsistent21
Жыл бұрын
Fuck he loves his cookies
@graememceachren1118
Жыл бұрын
At least we’re spared the strippers remarking about how enormous his tadger is. And how he’s the best they’ve ever had. Just don’t let him get on top!
@Illustraful
Жыл бұрын
@RealStevenSeagal What does it take? What does it take to change the essence of a man...'s ranch dip?
@Illustraful
Жыл бұрын
@RealStevenSeagal I need time to change...the essence of my ranch dip.
@Illustraful
Жыл бұрын
@RealStevenSeagal I'm gonna take *you* to the bank, Mr Seagal. The food bank.
@Sadhorror
Жыл бұрын
"Who definitely only has one chin" stooop it 😂😂😂
@PublicNuisance2K24
4 ай бұрын
The thumbnail 😂
@Lucky_Chase
Жыл бұрын
"A giant egg shaped man... Top egg..." When Space Ice is off to a gold standard start.
@spriddy69
Жыл бұрын
“Double chop.” I cant stop crying with laughter.
@ezet
Жыл бұрын
"followed up by Irish dance kick"
@Pikilloification
Жыл бұрын
Chop chop
@hawaiisidecar
Жыл бұрын
@@ezetI laughed so hard.
@JD_79
Жыл бұрын
Right up there with "...holy shit, Red-face!"
@jasonmaccoul
Жыл бұрын
Double chop and Irish dance kick was hilarious!
@claytronbomb7670
Жыл бұрын
My greatest fear is the day Space Ice runs out of Seagal films. I need sensei Steven to pump out some direct to streaming crap quickly.
@civil_villain
Жыл бұрын
I just want him to redo all of them, but from the perspective that Seagal is the movie's villain.
@donsekr8520
Жыл бұрын
Steven would do a action movie in a wheelchair, killing everyone!
@danijelkotur1720
Жыл бұрын
Well he kind of is vilain i mean look from ppl perspective who spends their time in favorite bar and segul shows and for no reason at all he starts beat the crap out of those poor guys
@cptcurk192
Жыл бұрын
Fear not, I just saw a really crappy movie called Wifelike. It’s main character is an actor who is giving Sensei Seagal a run for his money in creepiness. Jonathan Rhys Meyers. He has to have the ugliest smile in show business.
@mattdubovik3082
Жыл бұрын
@@cptcurk192He’s still gonna run out of movies because it seems like Seagal has retired
@Conan_the_Based
Жыл бұрын
I worked with a guy who liked Steven Seagal movies unironically. We watched this on a night shift and he was right into it. It was the weirdest thing ever.
@machida58
Жыл бұрын
What was this guy like???
@Dan-di9jd
Жыл бұрын
@@machida58 he was like I’ve been watching seagal films for the last 35 years.
@Cpl.Cadaver
Жыл бұрын
I served with a guy in the NAVY who absolutely loved 80's "B" movies. Every conversation would end up with him telling everyone about Rawhead Rex, Killer Clowns from Outer Space and a number of others. Almost one dimensional but still a good guy.
@adamb89
Жыл бұрын
Some people just really like things that suck. People who watch shit like The Room unironically and somehow find this weird hidden meaning behind everything.
@TheZigzach
Жыл бұрын
Steven Segal movies RULE!!!!
@KingC89
Жыл бұрын
I like Stone Cold's new special move of poking his opponent with a screwdriver and running away.
@Warsrecker
Жыл бұрын
5:34 "Listen to me. Do what I say and I kill you before they kill you." What a deal.
@davidgessin-mccully3919
Жыл бұрын
“Maximum conviction is the Steven Segal mega blockbuster hit movie where he showed the world the only thing holding him back from being a major acting star is talent, work ethic, intelligence, ability, self awareness, attractiveness, basic human decency, you know what everything, literally everything.” “He got word that a giant egg shaped man was randomly attacking innocent people which is his role mfkr”
@pokehybridtrainer
Жыл бұрын
He'll do him an egg.
@Eddie-j3s6e
Жыл бұрын
This nearly killed me, ok, now I have to be on medication!
@davidgessin-mccully3919
Жыл бұрын
@@Eddie-j3s6e Lmao there isn’t usually a video I’m laughing 15 seconds in except Space Ice 😂😂
@thethedeanshow
Жыл бұрын
He was handsome in hard to kill
@davidgessin-mccully3919
Жыл бұрын
@@thethedeanshow You sure that wasn’t his body double? 😂
@LikeARo55
Жыл бұрын
Seagal is the type of person who would enter a children's school race, win and then declare himself the fastest athlete in the world.
@dopesickdog
Жыл бұрын
Nah. No way in hell he'd win
@luisfguitar
Жыл бұрын
He would win by stomping their legs at the start line
@bobcrafttheking2014
Жыл бұрын
This comment made me suffocate
@LordDeBahs
Жыл бұрын
he is like eric cartman lol . bigest possible evil pathetic individual
@roylle6346
Жыл бұрын
@@dopesickdoghis body double would 😂
@Victor-sn6jd
Жыл бұрын
The next step in Steven Seagal's career is to play the bad guy in a Neil Breen movie.
@thunderchubbs7640
Жыл бұрын
I think trying to put together a video of a Segal/Breen movie would quite literally make Space’s head explode. I don’t think the world could handle that duo.
@markiangooley
Жыл бұрын
Neil is too thrifty and Seagal too greedy.
@riftvallance2087
Жыл бұрын
@@markiangooleyPlus Neil has standards
@lazyboyzworld8463
Жыл бұрын
While uwe boll directs the movie
@AK47BLACKice
Жыл бұрын
Throw in Tommy Wiseau. Lol
@McMillanScottish
Жыл бұрын
I love how KZitem puts this movie right at the top of the video’s suggestions of what “to buy or rent”.
@jameswazac9898
Жыл бұрын
"Rock em sock em Seagal"! Pure poetry!
@KG-th3cr
Жыл бұрын
We badly need a Steven Seagal video game where you play as Seagal and the entire thing takes place with him sitting in a chair. Not that the entire game takes place in one place; you go all over but everywhere you go Steven is still in a chair.
@TerrenceNowicki
Жыл бұрын
To go up any amount of stairs, you have to enter "stunt double mode."
@KG-th3cr
Жыл бұрын
@@TerrenceNowicki *Enter some guy who is 100 lbs lighter than Seagal but dressed like him
@thepolarphantasm2319
Жыл бұрын
You collect sexual assault powerups throughout the game until you get to the bonus stage where you are a clown on Russian state television
@JO-ly3hi
Жыл бұрын
That would be better than watching him run like a bitch!
@robertcatlow1881
Жыл бұрын
You can only save the game by going to the strip club
@sanguiniusi8187
Жыл бұрын
Imagine you are an actor playing combat roles and you are so out of shape that you need a stunt man if the role youre playing requires you to move slightly faster than walking speed, but instead of getting your shit together you just accept it and have your characters sit around a lot from now on. The balls on this guy, what an absolute legend. Sure being a "movie star" is fun, but so is eating.
@MurasakiTsukimaru
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget a body double for sitting around
@otism8262
Жыл бұрын
And covering up that second and third chin
@docsays
Жыл бұрын
- im sure segal says “F-that” im re-writing this script
@cptrelentless80085
Жыл бұрын
Waddling speed not walking speed
@lewiscoacher7781
Жыл бұрын
@@cptrelentless80085 You guys are funny as fuck. I'm throwing up-votes around like confetti.
@SCARFACE_805
Жыл бұрын
Steven Segul is the equivalent of "I beat up some weak people, I'm the greatest fighter who ever lived"
@rickkarsan4491
Жыл бұрын
The Logan Paul way
@marsayde1237
Жыл бұрын
More like “If my body double did it, that really means I did it.”
@brandonlink7471
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: There’s this guy who actually did that shit in real life. His name is Charlie Zelenoff, aka “the P4P goat”. Look him up, and you’ll see what I mean.
@africaart
Жыл бұрын
He believes too much in his past glory (when the world was a different place). Now it's ridiculous. 4:46
@ggn3
Жыл бұрын
And be dumb enough to think he can take on Gene LeBell.
@kambuku__3670
Жыл бұрын
"now that he's top Egg" 😂😂😂 this channel is a gem
@smigleson
Жыл бұрын
I always feel kinda bad for Seagal. He lives his life having to pay everyone to tell him how awesome he is and makes movies out of this to convince himself that he is what he desperately imagines himself to be. A sexy, dangerous, mysterious man that no woman can pin down for long... It is pathetic because in the end these fantasies just alienates him from improving in any way possible, both in art and in real life
@enjoythestruggle
Жыл бұрын
It's self-inflicted and he has made money and probably had fun doing these things so difficult to feel bad for him. Especially now that he's joined Putin's propaganda machine.
@thearkedcrown
Жыл бұрын
What's funny is he probably could have made good money off the image he had in his prime but due to his narcissism he's just a joke now
@jmtexx
Жыл бұрын
@IStevenSeagalexactly what I was thinking. He’s the Adam Sandler but for action flicks. I’m sure other countries love him
@jmtexx
Жыл бұрын
@IStevenSeagalyou’re a smart dude. All these people, asides the witty trolls and positives are really miserable
@HCG
Жыл бұрын
He’s a genuinely terrible person. Don’t ever feel bad for him
@Mi2Lethal
Жыл бұрын
Seagal is the only 70 year old, 300 pound man in the world to wear a cap backwards.
@rogierb5945
Жыл бұрын
To be fair, he was 'only' 60 years old when this movie came out.
@steveaustin4013
Жыл бұрын
I’ve been to Walmart. You’d be wrong
@VDViktor
10 ай бұрын
@@steveaustin4013hey Steve, gotta say, you were my favorite character in that movie xD
@Ishitonyou666
7 ай бұрын
Steve’s urban , you can’t tell ?😅
@HybridBlueDream
6 ай бұрын
That’s just his dyed hair bro
@tljscrewjob6397
Жыл бұрын
Not even ‘Stone Cold’ Steve Austin can save this movie! That’s how you know it’s fucked.
@ser6Ijvolk
Жыл бұрын
That's like saying "even a band-aid can't save this eviscerated man" - Steve's OK, but he isn't exactly a beacon of charisma or a good actor.
@thereviewer3862
Жыл бұрын
@@ser6IjvolkThat’s true Steve is like The Rock, charismatic but more in his presence than personal talent. Fairly one-dimensional in their characters, but very entertaining when given the right role. They’d never be considered anything more then decent actors at best, but that puts them much higher then Seagall on a good day. As at least they have the self-awareness and experience to know where they rank.
@ursinecanine9657
Жыл бұрын
There was only one American 'wrestler' whose presence brought true sophistication to the screen, a Steve is no Hulk Hogan 🧐
@lautheimpaler4686
Жыл бұрын
@@ursinecanine9657 good sarcasm
@DensilGrant
Жыл бұрын
Austin can't act either way
@broom8744
Жыл бұрын
Adding Stone Cold to this movie is like multiplying the result of your equation by 0.
@Kaljuun13
Жыл бұрын
The amount of actors, that I like, that had to play opposite Seagal blows my mind. I get it on paycheck and everything, but still hurts to see it sometimes. At the same time...comedy gold? Austin, Michael Jai White, Louis Fan, etc. I know Austin isn't a premier actor, but I still like the man.
@Reladan187
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha I laughed out loud
@MikadoYuma
Жыл бұрын
It's so strange that he hasn't made it in Hollywood considering less decorated WWE wrestlers have made it, Batista for instance.
@riftvallance2087
Жыл бұрын
@@MikadoYumaI think it's probably his health issue preventing him for working, he broke his neck if I'm not mistaken.
@MikadoYuma
Жыл бұрын
@@riftvallance2087 Yeah, he can do light contact though so I think he can do enough to be relatively successful in action.. but he just isn't.
@maxtracker2904
7 ай бұрын
“They say ‘no’, which he takes as ‘yes’.” Classic Seagal! 😅
@BlackHeartRyo
Жыл бұрын
That "Just kidding, double chop" got me good 11:31
@DaYoda191
Жыл бұрын
I love how Austin the professional "fake" fighter is way more believable in fight scenes than Segall the "real" fighter
@graememceachren1118
Жыл бұрын
SA has to make it look good. He works at it. SS hears the word ‘work’, and immediately calls for a stunt double. Doesn’t need a stunt double for the heavy fork-lifting, though.
@yuzucrypt
Жыл бұрын
wrestling takes actual charisma and athleticism lol.
@A_real_Ha_So
Жыл бұрын
@@yuzucryptUp until the last few years, yes it did
@denny414
Жыл бұрын
Shut up you take that back wrestling is real you just gotta believe
@A_real_Ha_So
Жыл бұрын
@@denny414 It really isn't or ever has been a case of real or fake imo I'm paraphrasing Jim Cornette here but why has Brock Lesnar always been a big deal with very few detractors? It's because fans have always wanted to believe on a deep down level and Lesnar has always given that vibe, weither you liked or disliked him. Heck, I 80% knew it was scripted by the time I was 9 but people like Harley Race gave you the same vibe back then.
@TrueSurvivor92
Жыл бұрын
This channel is criminally underrated.
@theultimatereductionist7592
Жыл бұрын
DOUBLE CHOP!
@ZukoRobin
5 ай бұрын
Yea I dont understand why he doesnt have like a million subs. It’s hilarious.
@anthonychristianson411
Ай бұрын
CRIMINALLY underrated, easily one of the funniest reviewers on YT
@jakebroz9116
Жыл бұрын
Damn, Seagal has hundreds of "mega blockbuster hit movies" at this point in his career! A true icon of acting.
@Thelemonlicorice
Жыл бұрын
He really did show the world that he's one of the actors of all time.
@ironleeFPS
Жыл бұрын
The “rifle in the wrong hand again” thing you were talking about is not a mistake, it’s a shooting technique usually used in CQB to keep yourself more behind cover if aiming / peaking out of both sides of cover. It’s a technique almost no one uses because it requires you switch shooting eyes to aim down your sights as well. It’s more or less been proven as too slow and not worth doing. You’ll see it done in Professional paintball matches more than anywhere else. Basically it’s Seagal trying to look tactical and cool😂
@JoeMama-fl9fb
11 ай бұрын
You know damn well seagal had no idea about all that
@GraveUypo
6 ай бұрын
what is the explanation for the stock ABOVE his shoulder then? i mean, other than he being too fat to lean down and aim on the proper position
@themindofxx9678
Жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal as the next John Wick villain. No I'm not high, you don't have any proof of that.
@leyazaki
Жыл бұрын
His dedication to his delusion is immeasurable
@adamb89
Жыл бұрын
Well I mean he is getting paid, so there's that.
@Olivershoesoff
Жыл бұрын
"Which really brightens his mood...just kidding.. DOUBLE CHOP!" You killed it on this one.
@thecompanioncube4211
Жыл бұрын
Dude your sense of comedy is freaking amazing man... Keep it up. It's HILARIOUS
@ssoory6343
Жыл бұрын
"Spiderman and dipshit..." are the best duo ever 😂😂😂
@aylmer666
Жыл бұрын
Glad you got around to this and took it easy on me - I did about 90% of the Visual Effects in this movie 11 years ago (including the greenscreen shot used in the thumbnail).
@Illustraful
Жыл бұрын
Did you meet Seagal himself, or did he send his body double?
@aylmer666
Жыл бұрын
@@Illustraful I worked in the post-production on the film so never saw him. I heard he came to the studio once to ADR some lines but was late and rushed through it. Austin was a pro though.
@Illustraful
Жыл бұрын
@@aylmer666 I'm amazed he turned up to do any ADR. I crack up at clips of his movies where he was too lazy to do his own ADR and they got a guy who sounds nothing like him.
@dan_hitchman007
Жыл бұрын
@@aylmer666He was running late getting to a strip club to hit on underaged girls, I would imagine. That's why Seagal rushes through everything.
@isaacgary6801
Жыл бұрын
You doin Gods work son, nobody wanta to work with that ass seagal🎉
@supersardonic1179
Жыл бұрын
Seagal is criminally underrated. He really should be on everyone's Top 10 Pound for Pound Comedian list. Emphasis on the Pound for Pound.
@nicholascauton9648
Жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot, man. I spat out my water reading this.
@MimosaSTG
Жыл бұрын
Was drinking coffee when you dropped that "Just kidding! Double Chop!" What a catastrophic situation that was.
@TammoKorsai
Жыл бұрын
That's why I always pause a Space Ice video before drinking.
@Aggron300
5 ай бұрын
”To catch a Seagal you have to become a Seagal” 🤣
@UncleKratos
Жыл бұрын
I lost it at "Less Black Seagal!" 😂 7:55
@8ung8ung
Жыл бұрын
Just kidding. Double chop followed by a n Irish dance kick. That killed me😂
@TihetrisWeathersby
Жыл бұрын
This movie is so bad after watching it with my wife she cleaned out our savings account and vanished
@jwnj9716
Жыл бұрын
OH THE HORROR!!!!😱
@RuiLuz
Жыл бұрын
She is probably sleeping with Seagal, don't worry, you ain't losing much.
@supersardonic1179
Жыл бұрын
I wouldn't worry about it too much. If she's ever found, you can take her to court aand stipulate the $2.50 she stole as her entitlement to the divorce.
@BadTV1993
Жыл бұрын
If it was your idea to watch it, you deserve everything you had done to you...
@burritoboy2751
Жыл бұрын
@@BadTV1993😂😂😂
@theultimatereductionist7592
Жыл бұрын
"Seagal expertly falls while his gun bounces around with pinpoint accuracy" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@michaelbauer2950
Жыл бұрын
"Followed by an Irish dance kick..." that one had me rolling
@r.e.d.docena5957
Жыл бұрын
"Because it's Seagal, instead of a chip in her brain, it's in her boobs" That laughing Seagal caught me. 😂
@Jibb3rs
Жыл бұрын
"Now that he is top egg" made me laugh harder than it probably should have 😅
@willbohland3698
Жыл бұрын
I heard that mother fucker birthday!
@Jibb3rs
11 ай бұрын
One episode he said "but then, Steven Segal did something that blew away both of his fans" lol 😆
@willbohland3698
11 ай бұрын
@@Jibb3rs LMFAO. Did he no-look corner shoot both fans? I guess that's more of an Alec Baldwin move.
@willbohland3698
11 ай бұрын
@jasonbourne8245 Space Ice is peak KZitem. This channel is one of the very best. I can't get enough of the scene where the guy falls through the skylight like a sack of potatoes. That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
@Jibb3rs
11 ай бұрын
@@willbohland3698 I think all he did was run like 5 steps lol 😆
@maxwellekleberry9629
Жыл бұрын
“If you want to catch a Seagal you have to become a Seagal” 😂 😂 😂
@juliusmatijosius2219
Жыл бұрын
I'm always baffled by how Space Ice keeps finding new ways to roast Steven Seagal within each video
@ProjectSerpo90
Жыл бұрын
Dude you are a friggen legend. I never laughed so hard 😂😂 “f*** that orphanage!”
@davidwaynemain
23 күн бұрын
Just now finding this channel. I don't know whats funnier. The Seagal or Niel Breen vids
@jesussaves21
Жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal is so bad that it almost seems like he is trolling everyone. It would be hilarious if he was just playing a character to see just how dumb he could get before being exposed lol.
@Kelechi149
Жыл бұрын
Stone cold steve austin broke his back carrying this movie and seagal
@bigbearkat2010
Жыл бұрын
If only Seagal had his body double for those scenes too
@skylined5534
Жыл бұрын
@@bigbearkat2010 That little bitch, running away with Seagull's suitcase defibrillator. Absolutely shockingly unprofessional!
@brookss2141
Жыл бұрын
That Irish dance kick is amazing. Segal always coming up with fresh techniques.
@Ender7j
Жыл бұрын
The next time my kids act up: “You mad at us, Dad?” Me: “Nope.” Double-chop. “Not anymore.” Thanks for the inspiration Space Ice. Children everywhere are already on better behaviors.
@jasonmaccoul
Жыл бұрын
Hilarious! 😂
@j3dwin
Жыл бұрын
I thought you were going to say "The next time my kids act up I'm making them watch this movie."
@Ender7j
Жыл бұрын
@@j3dwin that’s a good idea lol
@Necroverse19
25 күн бұрын
@@Ender7jI'm reporting you to CPS if you make your kids watch any of his movies.
@danw4490
5 ай бұрын
Seagal must have been blackmailing Stone Cold...
@The_ZeroLine
9 ай бұрын
You made me choke on water when you said “The Seagal, who definitely only has one chin...:” 😂
@ramseybolton1258
Жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal is so bad at acting, even the furniture in his movies overacts in comparison!
@_Paul_N
Жыл бұрын
I hope Seagal never stops pumping out bad movies. Dude is an absolute legend at being a lolcow in the action genre. Literally the gift that keeps giving 😂
@rickvinson8324
Жыл бұрын
According to IMDB he's coming out with a "sequel" to "Above the Law".
@adamb89
Жыл бұрын
The chin that won't stop swingin
@gulfstream7235
Жыл бұрын
It's all a money laundering racket from his shady east european backers....
@yesyoucanTellme
Жыл бұрын
Steve Austin is an incredibly captivating figure to watch. It's impossible to resist his charm.
@raylopez99
Жыл бұрын
WWE/WWF also enjoying record revenues lately. Same cannot be said for Seagal movies.
@taxidude
Жыл бұрын
Get in the ring with him and you'll soon want to resist his charm!
@richardcrew417
Жыл бұрын
@@taxidude You can't charm a Rattlesnake
@tigrecito48
Жыл бұрын
You know why Seagal's favourite move is the double chop? Cos that's what he eats for every single meal... breakfast, brunch, elevenses, lunch, tea, supper & dinner
@jl-nz7gh
Жыл бұрын
Seagal waddles better than Howard... I just now realized I need a Space Ice review of Howard the Duck.
@boozypixels
Жыл бұрын
I'd rather be shot in the balls for every movie he's made instead of watching them. You're doing the lord's work
@srinathvs2647
Жыл бұрын
he has made more than two movies. At this point you would be on a great ball deficit, greater than even the US credit financial deficit.
@supersardonic1179
Жыл бұрын
Are you a Krogan?
@lucariothehorrorguy5641
Жыл бұрын
Bro thinks he's Senator Vernon Trent.
@joshuablack8221
Жыл бұрын
Seems a bit exaggerated 😂😂😂
@Kelveron
Жыл бұрын
We should start a petition to demand Steven Seagal make more crap movies, so Space Ice can review them. Vote up if you agree.
@nicholascauton9648
Жыл бұрын
As much as I love Space Ice roasting Steven Seagal, I feel like an overload of Seagal movies might negatively affect Ice’s psyche.
@Kelveron
Жыл бұрын
@@nicholascauton9648 Good point! Let's start a second petition to crowdfund for Space Ice's therapy sessions....just in case!
@skliff5907
Жыл бұрын
These are gold. "Just kidding double chop" had me crying 😂
@chuckjones1342
Жыл бұрын
This is probably the worst shape that I've ever seen seagal! How the hell can he keep doing these movies !
@ughettapbacon
8 ай бұрын
My kid turned me on to your work and I have been binge-watching it for days now. I am on board for the duration of this adventure.
@mckill85
Жыл бұрын
"The highest kick of his career.." lmfao 😂😂😂
@mattscott2664
Жыл бұрын
Eating and harassing women are the only things sensei does with maximum conviction
@anthonyharrison5116
Жыл бұрын
"Spiderman and Dipshit" The sequel we all need.. ☠️
@USAFMike
4 ай бұрын
"To catch a Seagal, you have to be a Seagal" lmaooo
@jdpazmino2010
4 ай бұрын
This had me dying on the floor 😂😂😂😂 “Rock’en Sock’em Segal” lmao
@playerknownasmousecop
Жыл бұрын
The “oh my god stop it” technique made me spit a lil bit of my beer out
@GraemeMcdonald-ec3ub
Жыл бұрын
If you want to catch a seagal you have to become a seagal had me rolling 😂
@davidcarter6659
Жыл бұрын
Did he say "I promise, I'll kill you before they kill you"?😂 Can't pass up that deal.
@salim_abid_
8 ай бұрын
I need to watch the movie now to confirm if that is the actual line lol
@IzEDraGoN
6 ай бұрын
Seagal holding the rifle like a fucking bazooka... I can't..... 🤣🤣😂😂
@green49285
Жыл бұрын
I love how the dude takes his flak jacket off to fight hand to hand 😆
@JimmyDoresHairDye
Жыл бұрын
Space Ice reviewing a Segal movie - perfect way to kick off my weekend.
@allenbuller8645
Жыл бұрын
"Seagal who definitely only has one chin" took me out 💀
@listerofsmeg884
Жыл бұрын
'a giant egg shaped man randomly attacking innocent people ' Isn't That's just basically every Seagal movie since they went straight to video?
@omicsonic
Жыл бұрын
We all know Seagal is top egg
@AliloffDaRocka
Жыл бұрын
I actually went back to watch some of these movies. Your commentary is totally on point. You don't skip a beat! Keep it up Space Ice!!!
@StevenVazquez-m6q
9 ай бұрын
Now while this guy tries to go through every possible 10 digit combination. 🤣🤣 Classic!!!
@destinyjamcookie
Жыл бұрын
It never gets old ripping on Steven Seagal 🤣 thank you Space Ice.
@blazespaniel8160
Жыл бұрын
" double chop followed by an irish dance move" always quality commentry
@V3lkyn
Жыл бұрын
The supporting roles moved more muscles in this movie than Seagal did in his entire career.
@jesse_cole
15 күн бұрын
I love that shitting on Steven Seagal is an entire industry on the internet.
@putzthewondersloth
Жыл бұрын
Stone Cold fighting Booker T in a grocery store was far more believable than this.
@edgaraggtown
Жыл бұрын
"Just kidding! Double chop!" That shit had me going😂
@cylondorado4582
Жыл бұрын
I’m surprised he agreed to be in a movie with other people who can actually do flips and spin kicks. They could have at least had him do the goofy things Stone Cold did to set those dudes on fire in some attempt to look cool while not spending too much energy. But he can’t even do that.
@grapeshot
Жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention his gut is holding him back also.
@darkchild130
Жыл бұрын
He said "literally everything" so it’s covered.
@skylined5534
Жыл бұрын
@@darkchild130 Takes a lot to cover it though 😂
@markvanpopering4598
Жыл бұрын
It's not holding him back, it's tipping him forward.
@deBrawnyo
Жыл бұрын
"they agree to become human sheilds while he eliminates the hostages". This one video is more entertaining than Seagal's entire filmography.
@UranusKiller
Жыл бұрын
Every character in Steven Seagull's movies is the bad guy and it seriously makes things WAY more complicated than you'd expect. 😅
@tahaakkus8829
Жыл бұрын
sensei seagal never disappoints
@greenkoopa
Жыл бұрын
🙏
@theotherohlourdespadua1131
Жыл бұрын
To disappoint...
@skylined5534
Жыл бұрын
He's like the Neil Breen of action movies!
@ludwigiapilosa508
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe he keeps making these movies, but I'm glad he does now, thanks to this channel.
@magnumopus8124
Жыл бұрын
@11:35 "which really brightens seagal's mood for the first time....JUST KIDDING "DOUBLE CHOP!" followed by an irish dance kick!" that shit absolutely floored me haha! 🤣
@VatoX3Tirado
6 ай бұрын
He holds EVERY RIFLE like a fucking RPG man🤣🤣😂
@sethlangston181
5 ай бұрын
In Seagal movies, if one of his assistants is male and gets captured, he is the only survivor in an attack where dozens of ither agents are killed, and Seagal completely forgets about his partner until near the end of the movie, and the partner is either killed or managed to escape without Seagal's help because (A) Seagal is too lazy, uninterested, or trying to hook up with a barely legal girl to help his partner or (B) the guards who are supposed to restrain and/or torture the partner is too stupid or incompetent, making it really easy for the partner to escape. Also, this said partner does 90% of the work and can do their own stunts without a stunt double.
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