my worst nightmare as a store owner would be seeing steven seagal walking in. you just know you're about to get robbed, murdered and/or both. but at least you know your attackers will die after, so there's something.
@jaminj8438
3 жыл бұрын
If Steven Seagal is there, you will die first so Seagal can get in a few sharp one liners before disposing the attackers.
@DieFlabbergast
3 жыл бұрын
You forgot that half the merchandise in your store is going to be trashed. Seagal can't win a fight without destroying the immediate environment.
@mathgasm8484
3 жыл бұрын
@@DieFlabbergast so get insurance and a bullet proof vest.
@Backroad_Junkie
3 жыл бұрын
Always a sliver lining, lol...
@jlinkous05
3 жыл бұрын
@@mathgasm8484 It's the insurance company who needs the vest
@jackskerry2467
Жыл бұрын
I love how the bad guy blew the shop owner away without a moment’s hesitation, but respectfully waited for Segal to take the gun off him. 🙄
@bijelabgd
Жыл бұрын
The interracial gang strikes again ! XD
@taurian551
Жыл бұрын
@@bijelabgdunity in diversity
@markhirstwood4190
Жыл бұрын
Killing one man terrifies the other so the gunman was enjoying his feeling of superiority, totally unexpecting Seagal to be anything but compliant.
@manoman0
Жыл бұрын
Well, he was trigger happy on Seagal but Seagal was just a bit faster.
@Stuart68505
Жыл бұрын
What is there to love about cold blooded murder of an innocent old man? You could have stated this better like the fact that they were afraid of Steven Segall.
@wientz
8 ай бұрын
I love how the old guy jokes that he would never have something fancy like champagne, and then directs Seagal to the spot where he can find it
@c0m4g1bb
2 жыл бұрын
I love how he always prides himself by making the screenplay as realistic as possible- taking actual scenarios from him just visiting stores and his life travels
@chriswesterfield2042
Жыл бұрын
I'm sick of your sarcasm. Segal is a screen legend. This fight was real, and he was victorious over 4 of the toughest thugs in NYC.
@datadavis
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was anchorage
@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool
Жыл бұрын
@@chriswesterfield2042 And he's beaten Chuck Norris in a bare knuckle fight
@portugal5698
Жыл бұрын
@@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool That actually was true!! *SUPRISINGLY!!* Howeverrrrrrrrr, by bare knuckle fighting, I am referring to the SR Circle Jerk World Championship Tour he hosted alongside his tag team partner, Putin. This was the iconic match where Norris was too scared to pull his pants down next to the almighty Segal, so he used his *”Life-Line”* call to contact Bernie Mac to take over and step in for him. Legend has it that Mac actually came close and more than likely tied, but Putin wasn’t going to allow that kind of embarrassment and defeat w/ Dennis Rodman and Nicholas Cage in the crowd!! This was the day fans found out it was rigged by the Clintons and Colonel Sanders!!
@AllThisOverASliceOfGabagool
Жыл бұрын
@@portugal5698 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SonicGardens
3 жыл бұрын
The owner died. Good job to Steven as he smiles and signs the paperwork.
@wolfdogtribe
3 жыл бұрын
You're a fuckin idiot... it's a movie. Get over yourself
@SonicGardens
3 жыл бұрын
wolfdogtribe owooooo
@jesusislord7526
3 жыл бұрын
@@wolfdogtribe A bad movie.
@Chris24_
3 жыл бұрын
wolfdogtribe he’s the idiot for calling a shitty movie shitty? I bet you have the IQ of a donkey.
@markoconnor4110
3 жыл бұрын
Still was going home to get some. Be smiling too.
@quantumcrash7266
4 жыл бұрын
The clerk will never achieve his dream of starring in a porno. RIP.
@amiehiggins2541
4 жыл бұрын
😄
@notoriouselwood9253
4 жыл бұрын
Quantum Crash a necro porn scene?
@28098610w
4 жыл бұрын
Well you could say he was in a gay porno of sorts . The gang leader blew his load on him .🤣
@trje246
4 жыл бұрын
he kind of did, if you stretch the definition of the money shot? :oP
@Crazyoldman84
4 жыл бұрын
It was a gang bang
@Unsung_Earth
2 жыл бұрын
Steven seagal is the type of person to wake up his family to tell them that he's going to sleep
@ZackMorris1
Жыл бұрын
Lol you won the internet tonight, I'm cracking up!
@1878religion
4 ай бұрын
😂😂
@matricule69
3 ай бұрын
he is the only guy i know who is building chimney and start from the top to bottom
@eivindgjengstjohansen9625
6 сағат бұрын
"listen i'm tired and i'm gonna go to sleep" "Honey you didn't have to wake me up to tell me this" 'i just wanted to make sure that you know"
@nez9751
2 жыл бұрын
When I was a teenager I used to get stoned with my mates and watch his films, and they were great for what they were. But we still always found it hilarious the way he ran.
@parkjamesshaw3189
2 жыл бұрын
He still runs like a girl
@chriswesterfield2042
Жыл бұрын
@@parkjamesshaw3189 how dare you criticize Seagal. He is a judo black belt and defeated 4 street tough gang members here.
@Ryo-xx1lm
2 жыл бұрын
The years are passing, I'm getting older, but I still believe that Steven Seagal is the best involuntary comedian of our time.
@jamesrawlins735
2 жыл бұрын
No - that would be Tommy Wiseau - The Room (but Segal is close these days)
@Dan-di9jd
2 жыл бұрын
Yes the whole anyone seen richie part is the best. Followed by this scene ranking in at 2.
@georgecoventry8441
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. LOL!
@tileformiles
2 жыл бұрын
Seagal running is better than standup comedy. I can't stop laughing.
@Dan-di9jd
2 жыл бұрын
@@tileformiles Yeah the funny part is once he catches up to the bad guy he's chasing, he beats him up so severely that he has broken bones all over.
@TheCrusaderRabbits
3 жыл бұрын
The most shocking part is a movie ticket used to cost only $4.
@wuzupyou3509
3 жыл бұрын
That was like alot cause in Massachusetts it was $2
@Coincollector81
3 жыл бұрын
This movie is atleast 25 years old. When i was a kid . I seen the first two tmnt movies , the ticket prices for kids was $3.00.
@fasiapulekaufusi6632
3 жыл бұрын
I remember those days
@Coincollector81
3 жыл бұрын
@tim conway That's before my first job. Minimum wage when i started working in 1998 was $5.15.
@Coincollector81
3 жыл бұрын
@John Lorenzo Yes he was. I've been watching this movie since the later 1990's.
@jessevasquez7917
2 жыл бұрын
I love how the martial arts pads are on the floor lmao love it
@chriswesterfield2042
Жыл бұрын
Hey! I do not like your sarcasm and negativity. The store was in the middle of being remodeled and the mats were on the floor for the carpenters.
@jessevasquez7917
Жыл бұрын
@@chriswesterfield2042 lol
@user-og1se9qm8b
15 күн бұрын
I'm glad you said that, I never noticed until now.
@Gablesman888
2 жыл бұрын
Love how in these "Seagull" movies each bad guy waits their turn to approach Steven during the brawl instead of all of them attacking at once. So polite of them to do that. LOL.
@cjmarshall0221
2 жыл бұрын
You see that in a lot of martial arts/action shows. As a kid, I loved the Green Hornet TV show, mainly watching it to see Bruce Lee go into action. Years later, when I re-watched the shows, I noticed the same thing. Despite the fact there was a room full of bad guys, they always came at Kato just one or two at a time. A martial arts instructor I know that - no matter how good you are - you can't overcome the advantage of weight of numbers.
@EVEROSFP1
2 жыл бұрын
It is rare in the movies showing bad guys attacking all at once.
@pmointernet
2 жыл бұрын
it's the only way aikido works as a martial art.
@krtlkid
2 жыл бұрын
its just like jumping rope just waiting for your turn
@homeagent
2 жыл бұрын
@@pmointernet actually, there is an aikido technique for multiple attackers but it doesn't look like this. more like running around. my instructor had us bumping into each other & he pushed one into another. it was kind of like no rules football. That guy had me flying across the room once. Aikido can work if your an absolute beast at it but i don't think many are, including myself. good ole karate blocks n punches is what I've actually used in self defense. thanks for listening. long reply, sorry.
@DunBun
2 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal is the only man who can dodge everything without moving anything.
@ZenTradeGame
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@gimmyherbert8217
2 жыл бұрын
Like seagal violent ways
@alejandroavila4288
2 жыл бұрын
And without messing his hair 🤣
@gimmyherbert8217
2 жыл бұрын
Getting paid
@leonardlarrisey5680
Жыл бұрын
While the store clerk is saying yo I'm bleeding over here
@leohthelion8485
3 жыл бұрын
The clerk grabbed maybe 10 dollars at the most and said take my life's savings lol.
@CoolSmoovie
3 жыл бұрын
This actually says a lot about his character. He put his real life-savings into his Store. He regrets it everyday so he has a very cynical view on the world as a result. His life is compressed into a management position at his shitty Store. As a result of this, he developed a sarcastic and asshole’ish outlook at life. Even when he was facing down his demise, he was still cracking jokes like, “Take my Life savings”, before ultimately realizing that his less than ideal life is over. The Clerk then accepts his fate, and decides to go down like a man before being brutally gunned down before he had the chance to fight. This truly belongs in the Oscars
@Teddy_Bass
3 жыл бұрын
@@CoolSmoovie He hates the Oscars😉
@Aphichat.
3 жыл бұрын
@@CoolSmoovie What a story, to bad the cop. That is right there, doesnt do anything. When the gun was not pointing at him. Perfect to attack with his bulljitzu. Nah, lets wait to see the story. Then maybe have a chat.
@jsm530
3 жыл бұрын
@@Aphichat. its a movie try to suspend your own logic on a fight scene. It will save you the pain lol.
@jjrj8568
3 жыл бұрын
@@CoolSmoovie ok, that last line made me realize you were just being sarcastic, but let me say, at the peril of sounding like a working-class hero, that owning a business is never a failure.
@justinezafra
9 ай бұрын
That's his fantasy of what every simple trip to any store could turn into. 😊💭
@chibuezeibeh1647
3 ай бұрын
I have always loved his movies
@Casteeyo...
3 ай бұрын
Same
@chillstep4life471
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure the store clerk was really blown away by Steven Seagal's display of martial arts.
@michaelmoubarek1178
2 жыл бұрын
“Blown away” I see what you did there! 🤣
@gerrob6222
2 жыл бұрын
You only got half a mind
@chriswesterfield2042
Жыл бұрын
@@gerrob6222 I don't like your sarcasm. The actors and writers were top notch. I do not see you fighting 4 rough thugs at once.
@jjmm2
Жыл бұрын
@@chriswesterfield2042 Calm down, Karen.
@dudekfox7685
Жыл бұрын
While the combatants' discussion was going on, the poor storekeeper was bleeding to death.
@Fluoride_Jones
2 жыл бұрын
I love how that hard-working, decent old man gets blown away, and Seagal is droppin' one-liners. 😆
@chriswesterfield2042
2 жыл бұрын
How dare you criticize Steven!!! He needed a little comic relief during the stress.
@Phyroxin
Жыл бұрын
Seagal really punishes the antagonists in his movies, I love it
@zigomanis18
5 ай бұрын
HOw would Segal's character do against the Jack Reacher Character on Netflix?
@acmartialarts2227
4 ай бұрын
What he will do to your husband Jack Reacher’s ankle 3:22
@zcustomcarnesi
Жыл бұрын
That's when Steven had that badasses look . Now 🤣
@andrew_owens7680
2 жыл бұрын
He's like Bruce Lee without the everything.
@shannoncassidy4423
2 жыл бұрын
Seagal used to get busy
@stevem2323
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know, back in the day i loved his movies.
@monbreau7306
2 жыл бұрын
@@stevem2323 Before you knew he was a narcissistic sociopath.
@stevem2323
2 жыл бұрын
@@monbreau7306 Yep.
@blackbaron2572
2 жыл бұрын
@@monbreau7306 before you knew he was a nar......basically, the first 5 minutes of his career, you mean? Interesting guy, in some ways, but clearly prone to thinking the universe revolves around himself
@georget10i
4 жыл бұрын
I swear Steven Seagal movie scene comments are comedy gold! I'm crying here from some of the stuff people are posting.
@dylanchamberlin5552
3 жыл бұрын
I just love his "Brooklyn" accent lol, the most egregious thing to hit cinema since Dr. Strangelove
@justarshad8354
3 жыл бұрын
Yh especially the richie one Cant get enough!
@jasonsparks5620
3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely agree with you there. I think he’s a good guy altogether who has obviously DEFINITELY been taught that particular style of ending a potential “kill la kill” fighting technique that he has because he was a CIA opps agent and probably was in situations where a life and death situation called for stopping a fight cold On the other hand, From what I know about Van Damm is that he took another actors eye out when making “Cyborg”. It was testified in civil court that not only is he over zealous doing fight scenes. But the choreographers started that he was basically stubborn and refused to listen to any of their instructions. If this is actually true...the worst part of what happened way back when this occurred, he has been paying his defense attorney more money to stonewall the case in court than just paying the the poor guy what he damn well owned his to begin with!! Besides, I really like Steven Seagal’s first handful of movies. 👍🏻🎟
@mindriot91_96
3 жыл бұрын
Right? hahahaha
@richardbets4825
2 жыл бұрын
I'm telling ya, it's the reason I type in Steven seagal. Just to come to the comment section. It doesn't matter what the video is about. The comments are the best. I keep coming back because I need to laugh and find out if anybody's seen Richie.
@d3mitchus593
Жыл бұрын
Get em man! That dude got me dying laughing 😂😂🤣
@MrGolf1235
2 жыл бұрын
Seagal has made so many comedies he doesn’t even know it.
@dr.robert5322
3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, poor guy died . . . but hey, did you see how I broke that dude’s ankle?” (Hi-Five!)
@iggyarctic5711
3 жыл бұрын
A Twist Fracture. Nice one,Steve!
@talkingdogpro
3 жыл бұрын
I love how Seagal just goes about his day at the end, like it's an everyday thing
@tbiz8459
3 жыл бұрын
I know a regular guy would have temporary shell shock and would be freaking out
@gardeningwithscience1317
2 жыл бұрын
They didnt even offer him trauma councelling. Those bad cops
@austinmoore7328
2 жыл бұрын
Just a load of bolex
@oldschoolfan420
Жыл бұрын
Storm won an oscar that night.
@mugabi9502
Жыл бұрын
Just another day at the office.
@MrPocketfullOfSteel
Жыл бұрын
Steven gets up an hour earlier, just to spend more time with himself.
@herrwabbaloo937
Ай бұрын
Hey, don't knock it, I get up early even on the weekends so I can have a cup of coffee to myself before the wife and kids get up.
@adamscoll8791
Жыл бұрын
3:19 😂 Seagal breaks the dude’s leg - then a quick cut to the paramedic: “looks like you won the Oscar tonight, Storm.” Brilliant filmmaking.
@ephemispriest8069
3 жыл бұрын
More people watch this clip than the Oscars. XD
@Gandalf606
3 жыл бұрын
what's the Oscars? It was finished years ago. No one sane watches that rubbish anymore.
@totallysmooth1203
3 жыл бұрын
@@Gandalf606 The Oscars??? Just a bunch of Liberal whackjobs rewarding each other.
@whocare4
2 жыл бұрын
@@totallysmooth1203 The Oscars suck.
@1981bevo
2 жыл бұрын
holy shit you're right
@MutarFuqueer
2 жыл бұрын
Because as stupid as it was, it is still more believable than the Oscars
@Aphichat.
3 жыл бұрын
Wait until the Clerk dies, then make his moves. When the gun is pointing at him.
@ryanvacation7319
3 жыл бұрын
Look on the bright side, he got the champagne for free!
@jordanhicks5131
3 жыл бұрын
Gotta make it fair for the bad guy
@MrMZaccone
3 жыл бұрын
I know, right? Incredibly stupid scene.
@mphlohi
3 күн бұрын
Well notice he's trying to get closer to the hair net guy at 1:25 , but he keeps alternating the shotgun between him and the clerk, he would have been the one shot first if he got too close.
@Boxing_Gamer
2 ай бұрын
Gotta give these early movies credit, they were just great
@hunterd78
2 жыл бұрын
i remember loving this movie way back when. it was this movie and 'split second' that my gran recorded for me from cable. i would watch both over and over.
@chriswesterfield2042
2 жыл бұрын
How dare you insinuate that Seagal is old!!! He is still young, still thin and still capable of his judo moves.
@jesusislord7526
3 жыл бұрын
Steven didn't like the clerks snide caviar comment so he let him die.
@roytrenneman2200
3 жыл бұрын
I don't blame him.. that smart ass had it coming! Lol
@tanderson1480
3 жыл бұрын
😭😂😂😂
@kenklein9120
3 жыл бұрын
Clearly.
@mindriot91_96
3 жыл бұрын
hahahaha
@Mistwalker67
3 жыл бұрын
Left of the heart, probably hit a Rib.
@davidross8233
2 жыл бұрын
Seagal is the most unintentionally funny human on earth. He's an evergreen delight. The gift that keeps on giving.
@claytonheydukejr1136
Жыл бұрын
He needs to be given center ring at SeaWorld., shamu got nothing on him
@josemendoza-jf5ed
6 ай бұрын
Haters
@Wardfolio
2 ай бұрын
People can say what they want but Seagal had the cleanest and meanest clotheslines i've scene.
@livelife4228TBAS
Жыл бұрын
This is still one of my favorite movies
@anthonyahern5445
2 жыл бұрын
Somewhere along the line Steven Seagal became convinced this was who he was in real life.
@BackToBasics90s
Жыл бұрын
3:24 One of the greatest, most underrated and hilarious hard cuts of any movie ever made. The wink and that ADR are glorious.
@adamscoll8791
Жыл бұрын
This whole movie has some of the best unintentional comedy of any action film I’ve ever seen.
@strassenbahnfilmguy9306
Жыл бұрын
Twist and shout man .
@CeciliaCharlesbanda
11 ай бұрын
español
@zandarx
6 ай бұрын
the amount of cool actors in this scene is amazing
@damasek219
4 жыл бұрын
When Steven Seagal wants to fight, he goes shopping.
@triciajohansen7124
3 жыл бұрын
In the meat department!
@damasek219
3 жыл бұрын
@Michael Semon he's missing Bobby Lupo😁
@damiengates7581
Жыл бұрын
He must be a good fighter then
@robertjones7595
3 жыл бұрын
I like how the movie kind of just glossed over the store owner dying 😂
@PeterKocic
2 жыл бұрын
...glossed over the store owner dying over 15 dollars, and Steven Segall just witnessing an unhinged criminal kill a store owner over 15 dollar proceeds to walk into a loaded gun as if he had just came to his senses.
@pwilson6439
6 ай бұрын
NAW. Just a flesh wound.....
@PartTimeLaowai
2 жыл бұрын
This sublime Work of Art surely deserves a top-level spot in the National Archives.
@chriswesterfield2042
2 жыл бұрын
How dare you criticize this film. I do not like your sarcasm. Yes, it is a little far-fetched that the cop at the end had psychic powers. But it is just a small blooper. This is an Academy Award level film. The gang put up a good fight and Steven did a great job overpowering their weapons.
@Idontknow69353
6 ай бұрын
Saves no one but made to look like a hero. Great writing.
@MoKXGu1
5 жыл бұрын
Maybe these guys have seen Ritchie !
@burleykev
3 жыл бұрын
Find out why he did Bobby Lupo
@shinmegamanzx
3 жыл бұрын
Wrong movie lol
@burleykev
3 жыл бұрын
shinmegamanzx quoting out for justice is always fun tho
@meninpapin
3 жыл бұрын
That same dude who's ankle he broke was also one of Richie's goons
@slowdancer5563
3 жыл бұрын
Now that's funny!
@guruuudev5071
2 жыл бұрын
He takes his time to dramatically toy with the bad guys -- while the store clerk might still be alive and bleeding out with no one to attend to him.
@Chris.Top.Her7
2 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@jimmyjimmy1601
2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing.
@MedOKC
2 жыл бұрын
doubt it; 12 gauge with buckshot will do a quick number on you.
@jshaw4757
2 жыл бұрын
@@MedOKC rock salt
@billlombard9911
2 жыл бұрын
Exactly !!! Victims of crimes to Steven are just red shirts in Star Trek , vehicles to make him look like a bad ass while he toys with the criminals .
@matricule69
3 ай бұрын
when i feel sad i come here.and watch Steven.what a great comedian.laughter is the best medecine.
@MG6960
2 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal has been visiting convenience stores for like 37 years
@jdexposure
4 жыл бұрын
"I hate the Oscars" I feel ya, player...
@danielstellwag3081
4 жыл бұрын
Fuck those Hollywood pussy boys
@rl1800
3 жыл бұрын
Old dude was ahead of his time
@ikaikamaleko8370
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@p.v.b533
3 жыл бұрын
@@danielstellwag3081 daamn straight
@resdog851
3 жыл бұрын
Steven Seagal- "I just read the greatest script ever." Other movie crew member- "Yeah, who wrote it?" Steven Seagal- "I did"
@skull9674
7 жыл бұрын
Perhaps he could have used these skills before the clerk was murdered?
@flaglesspirate5250
6 жыл бұрын
Dude... They shot him in the heart
@cheesesteakphilly
6 жыл бұрын
rockerfrog25 I was there. I was one of the goons! They definitely shot him in the heart.
@IskandarTheWack
6 жыл бұрын
I was the champagne, I can confirm he was shot in the heart.
@jjrj8568
6 жыл бұрын
perhaps he thought they were robbers put not stone-cold murderers?
@alexmacleod4364
6 жыл бұрын
Steven seagull full length films
@timothythomas8082
2 жыл бұрын
"What are you doing on the ground?" Gets me every time 🤣
@chriswesterfield2042
2 жыл бұрын
I really don't care for your sarcasm and judgmental attitude. The little guy with the cardboard paper "knife" was trying to encourage his friend. All 4 of the thugs were experienced brawlers. I can't believe Segal was able to beat all of them.
@jochenheiden
Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this movie and Steven Seagal!!
@DraconianPolicy
6 жыл бұрын
Ah the 90s, when the average street gang consisted of young hispanic men with hair nets, asian karate guys, and middle aged white guys with beards.
@Grizzly01
5 жыл бұрын
They were so ahead of the game in terms of diversity targets.
@in_vas_por8810
5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget black dudes with switch blades, wearing some tight ass jean outfits and calling innocent people "jive turkey".
@kentonclarkson1449
5 жыл бұрын
It was a CELEBRATION OF DIVERSITY! I felt especially empowered when Steven broke the guy's ankle, the cracking sound made me want to be a better person
@bmillerdrums
5 жыл бұрын
Ah the millennial's, where CGI completely replaced 95% of actual stunts, and technology unfortunately gave every douche bag with some elitist opinion a grand platform to spew out all sorts of idiot comments and posts
@The_KLF
5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure this came out in the 80s, when I was in high school. Is it Nico - Above The Law (New Zealand theatrical title)
@frankfortjuggalo5936
3 жыл бұрын
Hard to kill. This was always my favorite Steven Seagal movie.
@Joseph-be3tv
Жыл бұрын
Great movie, my favorite as well. Also really like under siege 2
@JJS595
Жыл бұрын
@@Joseph-be3tv I like under siege 1 cause of Tommy Lee Jones
@dbloyd2
8 ай бұрын
It is tie between Under Siege and Hard to Kill for me. I remember Under Siege 2 and I remember it being good but only remember it had something to do with a train.
@kenb2671
9 күн бұрын
This one, Under Siege and Hard to Kill are my top three Seagal movies. "Oh, Vernon where are you Vernon?"
@dksilvers1759
Жыл бұрын
"Anybody seen Richie?!"
@tysonthegringo
28 күн бұрын
Anybody know why Richie killed Bobby Lupo?
@tysonthegringo
28 күн бұрын
Anybody know why Richie killed Bobby Lupo?
@PeteSwagg
Жыл бұрын
Absolute carnage. Seagal didn’t flinch.
@Jobreguy
Жыл бұрын
Yes, absolutely. Finally, the twisted foot
@trr9230
3 жыл бұрын
Seagal was very lucky here. The frequency of attacks from the various crooks coincided perfectly with Steven being ready to tackle the next one.
@davidkirk2554
3 жыл бұрын
Its a movie...
@ghostofdota
2 жыл бұрын
@@davidkirk2554 I thought this was a documentary????
@mattwebb5276
2 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah just like in Bruce Lee films when they all wait there turn aswell to get kicked by Bruce 🤣😂🤣
@robertsmith6068
2 жыл бұрын
pure luck. happens sometimes (in the movies)
@redoz9768
3 жыл бұрын
This was before Seagal became a sad parody of his earlier self. This era Seagal was actually pretty cool.
@C2daF
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think this was my first ever Seagal movie and I thought he was pretty dope. Too bad...
@JOEL-1980
27 күн бұрын
Gotta love how in every Seagal movie the convenient store gets all destroyed! 😂
@freemason4979
2 жыл бұрын
Im 45, and I wanna be just like Seagal when I grow up
@loudnessloud8336
Жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😁😁😁liar
@charlesmagee1853
4 жыл бұрын
Back when a movie ticket was 4 dollars.
@dede19833
4 жыл бұрын
Now its 12 😪
@pep590
4 жыл бұрын
dede 19833 $9 if you're an old senior like me. Lol.
@auralfury
4 жыл бұрын
ikr...and even that was high back then
@fhhfgj
4 жыл бұрын
And gangs used double barrel shotguns.
@Geckoste
3 жыл бұрын
A movie theater near me has a 5$ special on Tuesdays, before the pandemic at least
@moonblink
4 жыл бұрын
After this scene, Steven Segal ate everything in the store. It's in the Outtakes.
@seankingston7518
4 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@Zachye67
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@cakestalker
4 жыл бұрын
That explains how he looks now.
@jacoblalomia8900
4 жыл бұрын
Right before JCVD kicks his ass in the parking lot.
@hankmoody5514
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@stilesjohnson1745
Жыл бұрын
My favorite Steven Seagal line come and my heart out.
@duncanidaho2130
Жыл бұрын
In his prime... he was awesome.
@Blake4625kHz
Жыл бұрын
(Farts) it’s true
@Motorsheep
4 жыл бұрын
He looked pretty satisfied with himself after having let the store clerk die before he launched into his heroics.
@kamuelalee
4 жыл бұрын
@Obadiah 118 LOL!
@johnyguitar258
4 жыл бұрын
@Obadiah 118 bahahahahaa
@johnrotten3268
3 жыл бұрын
Well the clerk kind of caused his own demise... rule of thumb when someone has a shotgun pointed at you it is best to just shut the fuck up and not pull out a bat and try to be a tough guy...
@thekabn
3 жыл бұрын
TF? lol. That old geezer tried to charge at a young banger who had a double barrel pointing @ him.
@johnnymcafee01
3 жыл бұрын
This is a joke every living person knows how intimidating just the sound of a shotgun being cocked is. Not alone one just being pointed at you. This was so fake that it hurt to even watch.
@user-qe7bt9dz1l
3 жыл бұрын
I’m not gonna lie, Steven Seagals movies are more entertaining and compelling than almost any modern movie. These movies have some kind of MAGIC about them.
@Billyg215
Жыл бұрын
Are you extracting the bodily waste fluid out of everyone ???.
@Joseph-be3tv
Жыл бұрын
Totally agree I can sit down and watch a Steven Seagal movie start to finish any time
@Billyg215
Жыл бұрын
@@Joseph-be3tv To sit and be able to watch a Seagal movie from start to finish means that you need treatment for your mental illness or your poor taste in movies.
@Joseph-be3tv
Жыл бұрын
@@Billyg215 Lol but your online watching old scenes from a Steven Seagal movie, you may need some help too
@Billyg215
Жыл бұрын
@@Joseph-be3tv Your right Joe i never thought about that. I must be starting to go brain dead like Seagal i wonder if there is a cure for Seagalitis.
@tats_sacs
2 жыл бұрын
He’s so fast, it’s like you can’t see his moves! He even manage to put black paddings on the floor.
@chriswesterfield2042
2 жыл бұрын
How dare you criticize this film. I do not like your sarcasm. Yes, it is a little far-fetched that the cop at the end had psychic powers. But it is just a small blooper. This is an Academy Award level film. The gang put up a good fight and Steven did a great job overpowering their weapons.
@jaggudada8676
4 ай бұрын
Steven seagals PUNCHES and ONE LINERS both hits hard 😮😮😅😅😅
@napfullo712
3 жыл бұрын
I had a dream being a young boy , one day to come to America and run my own market , but after this movie I decided to stay in Kabul for good
@bobabooey4537
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@MrJeffer0326
4 жыл бұрын
Technically, he stole that bottle of Champagne..
@showalk
4 жыл бұрын
Maybe he left cash at the counter.
@4q518
4 жыл бұрын
Steven did'nt planned to pay from the beginning
@MrAtown3057
4 жыл бұрын
He paid the thugs to rob the store so he didn't have to pay for the bottle..
@simonscardino6597
4 жыл бұрын
What bout da money..?? 🤗
@StealthMarmot_
3 жыл бұрын
I know. I mean, who is the REAL criminal here, I ask you?
@choprox01
Жыл бұрын
love the mats on the floor
@easilyscan
2 жыл бұрын
Never gets old!
@MrGriff305
2 жыл бұрын
Still cracking jokes despite the old cashier dying. Basically, this action star only helped himself.
@martinezjames83
2 жыл бұрын
Dude is the definition of SAVAGE
@MrGriff305
2 жыл бұрын
@@martinezjames83 Every "good guy" in that scene had no soul 😅
@mikegrazio5376
2 жыл бұрын
It wasnt his gay lover nitwit.
@chriswesterfield2042
Жыл бұрын
I do not appreciate your sarcasm. Segall is a black belt judo expert that defeated 4 tough thugs.
@MarvelousLXVII
Жыл бұрын
Helped himself to a free bottle it looks-like.
@stevecooksley
3 жыл бұрын
"Of course I paid him for the champagne before he got shot officer".
@VideoDeadGaming
3 жыл бұрын
" i actually paid him for 20 bottles, so i'll just take the rest now"
@capnrob97
3 жыл бұрын
He probably pocketed the money the owner took out of the cash register too.
@trueauburnchampion1322
3 жыл бұрын
Good one. Cops are more worried about what the victim did wrong. I get it. Happens all the time.
@videos4mydad
3 жыл бұрын
I love how Seagal acts as tough and as bad ass as he wants - because he wrote the script.
@hankhardonblkface6941
2 жыл бұрын
You'd do the same
@Aerojet01
4 ай бұрын
He's a very wealthy person. He must have done something right!
@zyzzyvacation
2 жыл бұрын
Seagal's particular brand of Martial Arts is called, "Ai Kant Akt . . .
@farnwang7431
Жыл бұрын
Seagal was the most capable fighter in Hollywood.
@stevelai1105
Жыл бұрын
Not even a drop of wine or any piece of potato chips can touch Mr. Seagal
@aragorn1079
3 жыл бұрын
I heard Seagull’s next movie is titled “Enter The Buffet”
@leorios8279
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
@donshipman8441
3 жыл бұрын
Bravo 👏 bravo 👏 bravo
@florianmaschke269
3 жыл бұрын
More like "Out of breath" or "The big feast".
@Malachor01
3 жыл бұрын
Christ I just about shit 🤣🤣
@mynameisgladiator1933
3 жыл бұрын
I heard his next movie was titled: "How Jean Claud Van Damme bruised my vagina just by being an actual tough guy while I only talk tough."
@thegingerpowerranger
2 жыл бұрын
The cashier dies and he happily takes his free bottle of champagne to his party. Psychopath!
@flybeep1661
2 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@monbreau7306
2 жыл бұрын
Just like real life!
@blackbaron2572
2 жыл бұрын
Well, to be fair he may have just been tryin to drink away the stabbing pain of seeing a good friend and a good cashier die. Maybe he had been getting it for a classy date with a lady friend. Or did he say otherwise, I didn't have audio. Either way, it seems like fair payment for getting vengeance on the guys killers. That keg twist he did to the last guy alone was at least worth a whatchamacallit bar.
@lauramartinez3980
2 жыл бұрын
1:00 YOU DONT WANT TO CALL 911 lol!
@brandonthomas6142
2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@smitabagade2039
Жыл бұрын
His Fighting Skills are just Awesome
@i_amChrisJxmes
Жыл бұрын
Favorite movie scene as a kid.
@leorios8279
3 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t wrong about the oscars though
@TweedSuit
4 жыл бұрын
Robert LaSardo has played the same character for 30 years.
@franzhaas5597
3 жыл бұрын
I new him......he is one tough guy in real life. He sat in the same coffee shop every day reading scripts.
@the_sixxness
Жыл бұрын
He won an Oscar for this performance.
@Matthew-Anthony
Жыл бұрын
Are you serious?
@the_sixxness
Жыл бұрын
@@Matthew-Anthony Yeah didn't you hear the guy at the end of the scene.
@paulconway1176
Жыл бұрын
So not only did seagals character not save the store keeper but stole the goods he took!!! Lol
@mickblack2800
3 жыл бұрын
Guess those hoods hadn't seen Richie either? 🍾
@lennyboh6300
3 жыл бұрын
When you don't want to pay the Champagne bottle, so you let the cashier die before to do your aikido show. 🧠
@JohnSmith-gq9gn
3 жыл бұрын
Why would the champagne bottle get paid?
@westcali9621
3 жыл бұрын
John Smith yeah I know what a big DUMBO
@craigtheus57
3 жыл бұрын
He took out a baseball bat and he knows that they got guns.
@jjrj8568
3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@mr.obrien6984
3 жыл бұрын
@MUFC what does that have to do with anything?
@eastern2western
Жыл бұрын
Seagal was the only living witness out of a crime scene with one dead victim, but he was still allowed to walk home without giving a testimony in a police department.
@MapleSyrupPoet
Ай бұрын
Lots of charisma/natural talent 👏 Steven
@great567
4 жыл бұрын
Friendly grocer gets shot at close range. Steven Segal still has times for snarky remarks and a laugh with his buddy cops afterwards.
@JetsetUnited
3 жыл бұрын
Life must go on .
@MrMrlosteruk
3 жыл бұрын
Looking for this comment
@MajorT0m
3 жыл бұрын
@MUFC Yeah it's boring though. 20 men fighting over a bag of air.
@DemocracyManifest
3 жыл бұрын
@MUFC Soccer is shite and boring. The players are wimps and stage being hurt. Literally no one in the U.S cares about a lame sissy sport like soccer. Plus if you even had a clue about the game you'd call it by its proper name ...football.
@allwrighty100
3 жыл бұрын
@@DemocracyManifest USA has both a womens and mens football team and you use the word 'literally'. Do you know what it means?
@paulaitchison
5 жыл бұрын
I love how they don't even bother to frame out the stunt mats
@JoelLinus
5 жыл бұрын
it is a dojo which you can see on the signs
@fuzzydunlop1753
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr?
@TheMichaelCardoza
5 жыл бұрын
paulaitchison hahahahaha I didn’t even notice that
@norndev
5 жыл бұрын
Haha his movies were all mob financed as a way to launder money, it's a shock any of them are actually decent
@norndev
5 жыл бұрын
@@chinlaiyo9565 Yeah most of the earlier movies were paid for by the mafia
@Matthew-Anthony
Жыл бұрын
Steven Frederic Seagal is a 7th-dan black belt in aikido, he began his adult life as a martial arts instructor in Japan and eventually ended up running his father-in-law's dojo.
@rmoreno007
10 ай бұрын
Before the UFC, there was Steven Seagal 🐐🔥🔥🔥
@258thHiGuy
2 жыл бұрын
"Who needs the goddamn movies anyway?" ~Man in a movie
@michaelmcdonald8452
2 жыл бұрын
Wow, you caught that, eh? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chriswesterfield2042
2 жыл бұрын
How dare you criticize this film. I do not like your sarcasm. Yes, it is a little far-fetched that the cop at the end had psychic powers. But it is just a small blooper. This is an Academy Award level film. The gang put up a good fight and Steven did a great job overpowering their weapons.
@--pussypatroll--
4 жыл бұрын
It's 2019 and he's still looking for Ritchie.
@toecutter1015
4 жыл бұрын
That Richie shit somehow never gets old
@scorpionking1935
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@andrewallison7524
Жыл бұрын
I notice the floor of the liquor store was lined with gym mats 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@zeroman155
Жыл бұрын
"Where's the rug?" 😁😅🤣🇺🇲
@SerMattzio
6 жыл бұрын
When someone is pointing a shotgun at you, best not to limply wave a baseball bat towards them from out of range...lol.
@josephbarclayross6216
5 жыл бұрын
"Take me out to the ball" -- WHAM!!!
@fuzzydunlop1753
5 жыл бұрын
Ah, the old adage "don't bring a baseball bat to a shotgun fight".
@chriswesterfield2042
Жыл бұрын
your post is funny as hell
@ViViDG
2 жыл бұрын
This is the scene Steven imagines in his head every night when he goes to the liquor store.
@LuckyXCX
2 жыл бұрын
Then cries coz he can’t move like he used to in this scene
@WM-mu8ep
2 жыл бұрын
He ate everything in the store after this scene
@sadetta9312
2 жыл бұрын
you got liquor stores open at night?
@ArtVandelayOfficial
2 жыл бұрын
And he has already done it while you stuff your face with Doritos on the sofa
@frankieC1023
2 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@eugenioferreira9980
15 күн бұрын
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