Heard he has 2 black belts. Tied together to go around him. 😂
@marvolicious1
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@selecaodenegocios8337
7 ай бұрын
😂😂
@bryanmcshane1512
7 ай бұрын
😂
@ccampbell7214
7 ай бұрын
2nd best comment yet! .. I'm still scrolling...
@yvonnejohnson64
5 ай бұрын
That’s hilarious 😂😂😂
@BrunoBerryhoneybuns1370
5 ай бұрын
He looks like Peter griffin dressed up like Steven Seagal😂
@mtlnascarfan
5 ай бұрын
"Roadhouse!"
@tedscearcy
4 ай бұрын
Exactly what I thought lol
@samcodeforsam7315
4 ай бұрын
NICE!
@andrewsantiago7182
4 ай бұрын
Funniest comment so far 😂
@christophedubourg2907
4 ай бұрын
Merci à toi je cherchais la ressemblance
@dandamanman2200
7 ай бұрын
I think he's going to KFC not the UFC
@juand.ramirez8200
7 ай бұрын
😮😢😅😂!!!
@rickyc6463
7 ай бұрын
😂🎉
@starlondon7547
7 ай бұрын
I think he already been there and nothing is left 😅😅😅
@FutureEcho22
7 ай бұрын
Lol 👍
@rickgilbert1063
7 ай бұрын
Omg that’s funny 💩right there
@robertchilders9495
Ай бұрын
He looks like he's in a police dog training suit
@TheNinja691
24 күн бұрын
Lol, this comment is hilarious and deserves more likes 😆
@23igna
2 күн бұрын
You won the internet sir 😂
@nelsonargueta3706
2 күн бұрын
Damnnnn jajhahahaha so true
@maddogmattis1775
6 ай бұрын
What's the most dangerous thing about Steven Seagal? His Cholesterol level 😂
@joshuaabrahamseverino4260
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@alexandreaguiar1086
6 ай бұрын
Sua peruca cair
@DavidGarcia-fy5mf
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂❤
@vorallem5040
6 ай бұрын
😂😂
@tubeee87
6 ай бұрын
I thought he was a sumo wrestler
@mjb8708
5 ай бұрын
It takes real skill to pretend that Steven is beating you up.
@dman615
5 ай бұрын
Why don’t you go give him a try? I bet you can take him. Come on go get yourself some.
@aserodriguez1425
5 ай бұрын
Hahahahhhhaahahaha
@JonJonesReal
5 ай бұрын
I orob could. He is old now@@dman615
@robertgraves8000
5 ай бұрын
That dude was cool enough to let Segal take him down & Segal STILL didn't let up after the 100% REAL TapOut!!! I hope the poor guy didn't receive Permenant Damage!!!
@kommisar.
5 ай бұрын
@@dman615 Plenty of people have challenged him and he never once accepted. He also lied about beating up Yakuza.
@khurshidtursunov
7 ай бұрын
Is it only me who thinks that comments are 100 times better than the video itself😂🤣
@brauliobergmann5271
7 ай бұрын
Eu também kkkk
@michaelwaye5362
7 ай бұрын
No comments way better
@titoreyes8157
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@titoreyes8157
7 ай бұрын
❤ jajaja
@seanbaglietto8164
7 ай бұрын
Comments are brilliant. Laugh myself to death with some of them
@be_regular8670
Ай бұрын
Exquisite. They must’ve practiced this dance for months.
@NiShaNov...
6 күн бұрын
Тебе и этого не дано😂. Завидуй молча неудачник 😂😂😂
@soulacoustic9235
5 ай бұрын
The only thing under siege is the nearest McDonalds.
@justinrisen1929
5 ай бұрын
Hahahahahaha im fuckin dead lmfao
@jimatron369
5 ай бұрын
😂duuuude.. so good
@BatChat100
5 ай бұрын
Ему 72 года, как вы будете выглядеть в его возрасте?
@aliciavela2361
5 ай бұрын
😂
@Osmosis909
5 ай бұрын
Bro! lol!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@tt-dc1hl
7 ай бұрын
Who else came straight to the comments?
@Feralcactus
7 ай бұрын
How could I resist?
@chrisreynolds3726
7 ай бұрын
Me
@alexmccleod243
7 ай бұрын
You know it.
@MrOrochi-Oni
7 ай бұрын
Try this in the streets and you'll wake up in heaven😂
@Cuadra-el-JAGUAR-1314
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@brucetaylor9078
7 ай бұрын
Steven Segal is twice the man he used to be.
@ЛюдмилаШаховцева-ю4з
7 ай бұрын
Если не в трое.
@jermainemyles1825
7 ай бұрын
Literally 😂😂
@KarlWagner-ql2by
7 ай бұрын
iin size only hes wallowing fat duck
@Zipmegolden
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@user-qh1my5gn7q
7 ай бұрын
He's 3x times the man I now. And I'm 2x times the man I was.
@TheTwilightBong
Ай бұрын
Who fights with glasses? 😂😂😂 this man never ceases to amaze me 😂😂😂😂😂
@wolfgangnitsch9698
7 күн бұрын
This is his trick, theese eyeglasses are very expensive, nobody wants to buy his next... 😜
@Jessica-el3dc
3 күн бұрын
I didn't even think about it 😂😂😂
@Jessica-el3dc
3 күн бұрын
I didn't even think about it 😂😂😂
@yeahmean1686
7 ай бұрын
He's no longer HARD TO KILL he is HARD TO WATCH (in theaters June 6). Lol
@richardjubb192
6 ай бұрын
Hard to breathe
@lowenbrow643
6 ай бұрын
The two best comments on the internet today!🤣
@bokononx4606
6 ай бұрын
@@lowenbrow643 nothing particularly hard about him anymore.
@wnerko7484
6 ай бұрын
Haaahaa
@richardjubb192
6 ай бұрын
@@bokononx4606 maybe his arteries
@168charger
7 ай бұрын
When Steven goes camping, the bears actually hide their food in the trees!
@joseltorres7760
7 ай бұрын
That was a good one my friend!
@johnk6071
7 ай бұрын
Lmao
@bluntforcecompany4527
7 ай бұрын
😂
@stroys7061
7 ай бұрын
Best comment!
@jay0726
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 you owe me a coffee I spilled it laughing😂😂😂😂
@MemyselfandI001
7 ай бұрын
I thought he was wearing a bomb suit without the helmet. 😂
@wotjonsez2560
6 ай бұрын
He is the helmet
@KMc-cw3qt
5 ай бұрын
He’s got enough Just for Men Gel, doesn’t need the helmet.
@mosquis3655
4 ай бұрын
LOL
@TheRealKaner
4 ай бұрын
Steven 'The Hurt Locker' Seagal.
@pamelabullock4802
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@NickD-j4o
Ай бұрын
Remember when Steven Seagal was a hot Hollywood action star? Me neither.
@toddwilliams5905
25 күн бұрын
hanging in the air like a wet fart.
@spacedive7700
19 күн бұрын
Pepperidge Farm remembers
@grim_2000
19 күн бұрын
Depends on how old you are.
@Dahawk812
17 күн бұрын
In the 90s he was on fire lol.
@marcushalberstram6574
16 күн бұрын
He was pretty skinny but yeh he looked cool.
@ryry9038
3 ай бұрын
The dude went from playing a Navy Seal to eating a whole colony of seals.
@IngridFunderburke
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@TheViper-yv6yp
3 ай бұрын
And now he's larger than 2 seals lol
@frankthetank8050
3 ай бұрын
Hahahaha
@ВалентинГорский-я7ы
3 ай бұрын
Тебе далеко до аикидо и после тоже
@FloridianSon
3 ай бұрын
@@TheViper-yv6ypyep that would make him a walrus.
@destructivecriticism5842
7 ай бұрын
He can defend everything except a Big Mac attack
@elfridcalderoneusa5582
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@saimatakhmedova9209
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@philcavallini9657
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😅😅😅
@Low_Enzo_
7 ай бұрын
Yooo
@kanorgo9941
6 ай бұрын
hahahahhahahahaha good one!
@MarimoZZ33
7 ай бұрын
He’s still dangerous, even when he’s pregnant
@kamildawood4805
7 ай бұрын
😂
@Bang_firman
7 ай бұрын
😂😂
@thatarmwrestler
7 ай бұрын
Haha
@TonyRIKKI
7 ай бұрын
Dangerous at the buffet.
@LaVanderou812
7 ай бұрын
@@TonyRIKKITHAT'S MY DRUMSTICK YOU'RE REACHING FOR!!!
@user-vz9eo4qf8h
26 күн бұрын
His hairpiece enables him with extraordinary bullshido moves.
@Gchang54
3 ай бұрын
Aint fooling nobody in 2024 with this 😂
@brunomgpinto
Ай бұрын
Trust me, he still fools a lot of idiots!
@DissTrackTed
Ай бұрын
This would fool more people now than it did just 5 years ago. The internet has made people retarded.
@MarianRambo1
3 ай бұрын
For a moment i taught this is gonna be sumo fight and it turns out to be "bullshido"😂
@mrhoodwrench3473
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@SigmaRM7
2 ай бұрын
Bullshido level seagle
@alondon6950
2 ай бұрын
Go and challenge Seagal.
@deez1019
2 ай бұрын
@@alondon6950he only takes prearranged fights
@cabaretedronevideos6722
2 ай бұрын
bullshiTo
@CTJEEPGUY1973
7 ай бұрын
His opponent is a much better actor then he ever was
@marcoemiliano7946
7 ай бұрын
Agree
@a.hernandez7282
7 ай бұрын
Of course
@iflick7235
7 ай бұрын
Looks like a little bullsheeto.
@user-nf1mt4yh3p
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂👍👍👍
@user-nf1mt4yh3p
7 ай бұрын
Вы точно сказали 😂👍
@kfchick951
29 күн бұрын
Lol😅, he does look like Peter Griffin dressed up like Steven Seagal.
@jay5ivez
16 күн бұрын
More like comic book guy from simpsons
@satch7123
6 ай бұрын
Leave him alone! He's got a lot on his plate.
@LanceHotz-yn2si
5 ай бұрын
LOL!!! You're killing me!!!!😂😂😂😂
@erikcrouch7881
5 ай бұрын
Outstanding 🤣
@tylerdurden8049
5 ай бұрын
They are making fun of him he can beat them sitting down 😜
@mail4tung
5 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh...lol.
@LG_7984
5 ай бұрын
I highly doubt there is anything left on his plate.
@hjorgan4597
7 ай бұрын
He looks like one of those inflatable sumo costumes
@michaelbrown343
7 ай бұрын
Hahahahaaaaaaaa!
@johngrepo9976
7 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing
@sebastiandellea8599
7 ай бұрын
Lol
@polboc
7 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JohnM-lj2wj
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@nicholasc.5804
7 ай бұрын
He looks like he is wearing a training suit for police dogs.
@GracianoGonzalez-j6u
7 ай бұрын
Big boy end fat old man
@gerardmartin4718
7 ай бұрын
😂
@Gmen1212
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Kansas-l8y
7 ай бұрын
😅😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@KidsFund1
7 ай бұрын
Underrated comment of the year. Bahahah
@FedericoOtterstein
Ай бұрын
"And don't you dare to ever touch my food again !!!"
@Jo3yPropane
3 ай бұрын
That poor guy wasn't fighting, he just crossed the event horizon and was sucked into the gravitational singularity.
@jaytee2716
3 ай бұрын
😂 oh shit 😂 I’m dying
@Николай_Пугачёв
3 ай бұрын
Астрофизик😂.
@blainebowling3303
3 ай бұрын
True wit!!!!
@neo123321
3 ай бұрын
😂
@PeeJay561
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@lateefcarrere1649
6 ай бұрын
That's not applause, that's the sound of the deep fryers warming up. Edit: Thirty-four hundred likes; thanks! Except for that guy over there 😁
@truehou
5 ай бұрын
😂
@bradleybutler5869
5 ай бұрын
I was 2 comments past when that joke took me out😂 ninjoke
@jamesgerard7784
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 we got a winner. Im dead bro
@redplamcomedy3244
5 ай бұрын
best comment has been found.
@daved8858
5 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard spit and snot flew onto my screen no lie 😂
@GWOAT
4 ай бұрын
His opponent desrves an oscar
@123galaxy
3 ай бұрын
He must get paid good to throw himself like that 🤣🤣
@Kisssimonfi-zh2kz
3 ай бұрын
Nagyon.jó.
@bingkk
3 ай бұрын
Mf selling hard like a wwe pro 😂
@Eseferna
3 ай бұрын
LMAO
@Matroshka26
3 ай бұрын
@@bingkksome wrestling dudes don't sell it that good though😂
@luckydr2623
16 күн бұрын
Seagal looks like the kind of person that can steal candy from a baby.
@Uputz
4 ай бұрын
Steven looks like one of those people that goes in to defuse the bombs.
@markrichardson6381
4 ай бұрын
U hit 🎯 hard wit DAT one. I'm dying lol....
@stinkyham9050
4 ай бұрын
I thought the same exact thing.
@oldshotgunner2751
3 ай бұрын
Or someone training with an attack K9.
@autoempire6551
3 ай бұрын
LOL, THAT'S HILARIOUS !!!
@1123-e6q
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@nelsonvanvickle8862
3 ай бұрын
Normally Seagal would have multiple assailants attacking him semi-simultaneously. But he ate them…
@JR-iq5qt
2 ай бұрын
That's very realistic, that's actually going to happen to someone in a street fight when you go against 10 attackers, and then they attack you one by one to give you a chance...😂😂😂😂
@devrimylmaz6859
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂❤
@Gamer_4Life.
2 ай бұрын
😂
@MikeAugusto-cq5gr
2 ай бұрын
JAJAJAJJAJAJJAJA OH MY GOD THE BEST COMENTARY 😂
@alexbormanbou
7 ай бұрын
There's a great actor. The other one is Steven Seagal
@SteadySteppin
7 ай бұрын
😂
@CLOGNIER
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@omarbaldeon-
7 ай бұрын
😂
@sixtobuschiazzo8391
7 ай бұрын
Basta de vender merd... No lo soporto
@culturabuzios3000
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@allans7281
Ай бұрын
Much respect to Steven Seems like he’s always fighting a guy half his size lol
@danielrohdin149
28 күн бұрын
Hard 2 find someone bigger😂
@pjcronshaw3614
7 ай бұрын
Who fights with glasses on anyway? He knew he wasn't getting hit.
@bertini90
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Nat-fg4kq
7 ай бұрын
Just like in his movies
@shoubhikvarman3228
7 ай бұрын
In real life situation the neighbourhood thug won't be attacking you when you're not wearing glasses.
@altebenz1587
7 ай бұрын
Потому что это очковтирательство😂😂😂
@LuisMartinez-jh1wz
7 ай бұрын
He fights with glasses to make sure he hits the right person
@professorvoluck9311
7 ай бұрын
This is what I call standup comedy.
@danielstraka17
7 ай бұрын
😂
@DAMRGHOST
7 ай бұрын
He barely do either of those things !!!!
@hippo319
3 ай бұрын
If he sits down though he can actually roll
@Cephas373
7 ай бұрын
The guy in white is a better actor than he ever was.
@keep_walking_on_grass
7 ай бұрын
😅
@sandrakirker5342
7 ай бұрын
Nailed it 😅
@colinstephen2018
7 ай бұрын
So true.😂😂😂
@electrojeshuareparaciones4835
7 ай бұрын
Jajajjajja
@clearspiritnow
7 ай бұрын
He’s well paid to take the falls.
@mrcu8176
27 күн бұрын
He's been a great comedian for a long time !!
@gabrielmartin6446
5 ай бұрын
That poor dude was his UBER EATS driver who forgot his other 3 BIG MACS 😂
@Greyhaund
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@iwanttolearnjapanese
5 ай бұрын
Yes, only 3. He was on a diet that week.
@khoshalpashtoonmal1845
5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
@davidanderson6100
5 ай бұрын
From looking at him, he looks like he ate his UBER eats driver.
@AaronG2480
5 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@АлександрГармаев-ж3м
7 ай бұрын
Скоро он станет мастером бесконтактного боя😅😅😅
@sholle666
7 ай бұрын
Потому что из за пуза не сможет к сопернику дотянуться
@dimbee2218
7 ай бұрын
Он Мастер с большой буквы
@romush777
7 ай бұрын
Просто ты не видишь постановы@@dimbee2218
@СаймонРэнкин
7 ай бұрын
@@dimbee2218всё время выставляют против него бойцов меньше и легче!Посмотрел бы я как он справится с бойцом выше и тяжелее его!😏😏😏😏😏
@marlonbrando2493
7 ай бұрын
Come dancing
@erictrevino3339
7 ай бұрын
I dont care what anyone else says, guy is a real fighter.... he's been fighting for a long time.. fighting diabetes!
@neilmoore3856
7 ай бұрын
Fighting gravity
@tanpham762
7 ай бұрын
Noone can bring him down using Judo because he is too heavy! 😂
@stefanpollmanns8313
7 ай бұрын
Muss man dann so Fett werden?
@stefanpollmanns8313
7 ай бұрын
Wie sieht es denn aus wenn die Gegner sich wehren?
@smoke2thisshit
7 ай бұрын
Real let down, real monster
@Jaccofspades92
21 күн бұрын
That takes incredible skill. To make Steven Segal look like a threat to anyone is impressive. That guys acting was better than any of Stevens movies 😂
@Jacintomonte9397
16 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hmantheboss05
6 ай бұрын
Master of Kung Food
@djprincej
6 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@arsonravengarcia8370
6 ай бұрын
Is it me or he kinda looks like those inflatable sumo suits.
@さださだ-k5j
5 ай бұрын
彼のやってるのは、クンフーでなく合気道 そこを間違えるのは、彼に失礼
@LeandroSilva-qm2bh
5 ай бұрын
Assim até eu,kkkkkkk
@supertrunks232
5 ай бұрын
Pelo menos ele sabe fazer coreografia nas lutas dos filmes
@z1ggyn124
5 ай бұрын
Wearing sunglasses to a fight. I heard that when Steven Seagal walks in ,the buffet taps out
@lisaking6790
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 NO 😂😂😂😂😂
@mr.drybones
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@nicholasmuro1742
4 ай бұрын
This dude... wtf...lol
@painterbw
4 ай бұрын
Steven has at least 60 lbs of crack in his gi pants!
@wycliffehill1335
4 ай бұрын
prescription sun glasses.
@rxscyrus1
7 ай бұрын
The paid actors were not harmed in the making of this video. 😂
@davebarton6824
7 ай бұрын
It turns out Steven Seagal is a COMMIE LOVING TRAITOR TO THE US. Stay in Russia, Steven and don't ever come back.
@suckafreecee2047
7 ай бұрын
lol you know
@niker_sam
7 ай бұрын
😂
@elbert3987
7 ай бұрын
Lol.would you actually fight him?
@JustDvoh
7 ай бұрын
😂
@АнатолийКладов
12 күн бұрын
❤фильмы боевики были очень хорошие интересные с его участием❤❤❤❤❤стивен сигал очень хорошо играл в фильмах супер круто классно❤
@Evil.Turkey
7 ай бұрын
Bullshido Master and KFC Heavyweight Champion 😂
@waynefitzpatrick6220
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ricaomavlis8434
7 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅
@EricPoppe
7 ай бұрын
😢.
@shawngregory612
7 ай бұрын
Lmao
@jeffjones9931
7 ай бұрын
Damn that's hilarious
@shindigga420
4 ай бұрын
No lie,I thought that was a MadTV sketch with Will Sasso.😂
@DirtyMac5151
3 ай бұрын
How dare you! 😤 😅😅😅
@shanegreen9511
3 ай бұрын
Will is much skinnier than Segal now
@InscentiveAdvice
3 ай бұрын
😂
@kerry-j4m
3 ай бұрын
Man,that was funny !!! LOL. But,Seagal has let himself go physically,dang may be a good time for a diet and exercise plan.
@JR-sr6go
3 ай бұрын
You made a common beginner mistake… you attacked me WRONG
@miketsai9552
7 ай бұрын
Apparently Steven is preparing for his first Sumo match😂😂😂
@angeleyes564
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@otaiko4806
7 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@icehole4544
7 ай бұрын
That's the first thing I thought
@Awweady
7 ай бұрын
Underrated comment. Lol
@Barracuda48082
7 ай бұрын
He has exploded . The silver screen ruined him.
@Str8representing
Ай бұрын
Plot twist: Steven is so tough, he eats the haters
@charlestonpinballarcade
7 ай бұрын
Seeing an third term pregnant man defend his unborn child is very inspiring! God bless!
@garybain4003
7 ай бұрын
Lol...that best
@barryraven1936
7 ай бұрын
😄😄😄😄"Cold "😄😄😄😄😄😄
@guillermoocho359
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thanks for that!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@javiercapetillo6669
7 ай бұрын
I died 🧟🧟♀️🤣_💀☠️🤣
@MrMD-xd1tc
7 ай бұрын
It's called a Turd Trimester
@hardcorehenry1812
7 ай бұрын
The only thing Steven Segal should be fighting is his diet...
@Kruxxor
7 ай бұрын
He is fighting his diet, that's why he's obese. 😂😂😂
@louiejordan6933
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 good one
@mahmoodbinali9750
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Paulcat
7 ай бұрын
He’s probably fighting diabetes
@MrJawnyNumFive
7 ай бұрын
I didn't know Winchell's donuts had a mascot!
@inamotodig
7 ай бұрын
He learned these techniques through years and years of protecting sandwiches
@edwinarroyo9208
7 ай бұрын
Lmao wow he put on the sandwich. 😂
@HolyGhostofBobbyLupo
7 ай бұрын
I heard he loves the f out of cookies
@superdude7459
7 ай бұрын
You definitely wrong for that 🥪 😂
@VvvvvPppppp
7 ай бұрын
В лицо скажешь ему, воин?)
@anthonychapman7114
7 ай бұрын
A whole lotta of sandwiches
@akbarshabazz-jenkins7847
Ай бұрын
My man out here looking like a parade float of Steven Segal lol
@brookwest
6 ай бұрын
People keep calling him a Fake he didn't win the UFC but he did very good at KFC!!! He holds 8 belts in Bullshido!!!!
@shearogers4182
6 ай бұрын
Bullshido🤣🤣🤣
@813blackangel
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@tevingama9624
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@CeasarManuel
6 ай бұрын
😂😂
@alantytel5406
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Iyouseeme
7 ай бұрын
I can't believe this guy takes himself seriously.
@danforster6525
7 ай бұрын
That's why he lives in Russia. They take him seriously over there LOL.
@scalz420
7 ай бұрын
whats there not to take serious? video evidence is tantamount to the truth. He clearly throws this younger healthier stronger fighter around like he is but a child
@PLAYHARD11
7 ай бұрын
Maybe he could go back onto a diet 😂
@djsmackz
7 ай бұрын
If only this man could fight cholesterol and type-2 diabetes with the same panache. 😂
@HalloweenFreak31
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@yanavalidi9418
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@jamescrud
7 ай бұрын
Hahaha. Panache!😂😂
@АнтонСоков-ц3я
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 ржу в голос😂😂😂
@christopherwalls8604
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@user-wk9jn7vx5g
2 күн бұрын
I respect this guy no matter what..he was my childhood hero❤
@alfjones6377
3 ай бұрын
Fun Fact: his ponytail is made out of a kielbasa sausage link. Smoked.
@jaytee2716
3 ай бұрын
😂 ahh bro
@bigsheed9003
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 You deserve more likes for that one.
@schumackerr
2 ай бұрын
Kakakakakaka
@jeffkrantz9916
25 күн бұрын
Oh... dude...!!! Ha!!! Comment is so beautiful.!!! 😂😆💯🤭
@aaronpadilla458
2 ай бұрын
He knows karate, aikido, Kung Fu and many other dangerous words
@EyeAmTheBeast
Ай бұрын
like Bur-e-DO and No-Kan-Du
@hugenejones411
Ай бұрын
😅😂 that's a good one 👍
@mrmmmmmmjhgt
Ай бұрын
Hhh that's funny 🤣🤣🤣
@eraywayne2165
Ай бұрын
Only karate works on the street
@S_B_blade
Ай бұрын
He’s also a Master in bullshito
@mr.drybones
4 ай бұрын
The guy who lost put more efforts into getting himself to the floor than Seagal did 😂
@paulsultana8683
4 ай бұрын
Yea yea armchair martial artist
@Иродиана
4 ай бұрын
Приезжай к Сигалу, сними видео, посмотрим)
@WhatIsMatter101
3 ай бұрын
paulsultana8683 A person doesnt need to be a martial artist, armchair or otherwise, to see the level of bullshido of Burger Bear. Just eyes and some common sense.
@thedinosauromelette
5 күн бұрын
He may look clumsy on land- but once back in the sea he has a grace and power difficult to match.
@jonathanjohnson2785
3 ай бұрын
This is basically every Seagal movie summed up in one short. Oscar worthy acting from the guy "attacking" him😂😂
@winamuyunda1182
2 ай бұрын
yep not a single blow landed . I'd like to see him try that against iron mike.. 😂
@datniggami7
2 ай бұрын
Hilarious! True af. I still wouldn’t test’em in a dark alley.
@Orc.Live_Russia
2 ай бұрын
Я думаю что даже если бы Сигал не шевелился то актер в белом убился бы об него самостоятельно😂
@CraigMichael-z3v
2 ай бұрын
@@jonathanjohnson2785 👌
@ballofcrust7706
2 ай бұрын
The guy in white obviously thought he was at a WWE audition 😂
@jermob6956
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@darealbullet
2 ай бұрын
Wow! I was thinking this guy is really selling those moves 😂
@cadillaccasper
Ай бұрын
It's his assistant, travels with him
@IAmJMVillanueva
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@ELVISismaelyumbainabanza1942
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@richmax8486
7 ай бұрын
We definitely know, without a doubt, which of these two is the better actor.
@mr.k1702
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂the guy in white!!!
@outofgrid
7 ай бұрын
True!😂😂😂
@jesusduenas6654
7 ай бұрын
Steven? His whole career is a act
@Vinnie2nuts
7 ай бұрын
Absofucking lutely
@Pilot545
7 ай бұрын
Haha. Yup!!
@rainandaprilwillis4980
6 күн бұрын
He learned the buffet martial arts. It's a martial art when someone jumps in from of you in line or take the last crab legs.
@--Harley
7 ай бұрын
Most dangerous thing about Seagal is his cholesterol level
@johntaylor596
7 ай бұрын
Dannnngg!
@rameshkumaar761
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Vlado.Brankovic
7 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahahah
@robghalayan3439
7 ай бұрын
И наверное сахара .😅
@jerrylattimore9232
6 ай бұрын
I WOULD ALSO SAY HIS FARTING. I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF 1 OF THOSE. STAY IN FRONT OF HIM, YOU'LL PROBABLY WON'T HAVE PROBLEMS.
@echointheroom9451
6 ай бұрын
The reason Seagal doesn't move so much is because he is one step away from a heart attack.
@Pinkielover
6 ай бұрын
I'm definitely in better shape than you are😂
@空軍604梯岡山.吳進卿
6 ай бұрын
❤😮so.嘎。😅❤😅❤😅
@--Skip--
6 ай бұрын
SS must be over 450lbs. 🤣 This staged tournament in Russia is so fake. 👎👎👎
@prestonburton8504
6 ай бұрын
he did advocate the death clot shot
@mefy86
6 ай бұрын
Più finto dei film
@americasni6htmare399
7 ай бұрын
I saw this and immediately went straight to the comments😂
@RosendoAvila-i5k
7 ай бұрын
I saw this and went straight to bed.
@Jack0375
7 ай бұрын
Same here😂
@noelcastro5935
7 ай бұрын
Yes
@appsy01
7 ай бұрын
Me too 😂
@oohweeoohwee9222
7 ай бұрын
Anybody seen Ritchie?
@satananchannel8746
17 күн бұрын
The most dangerous thing about Steven Seagal. His blood sugar level 😂😂.😊
@TB12_IsDaGOAT
7 ай бұрын
Lmao he ain't fighting nothing but the urge to hit up McDonald's.
@BuzzYardServices
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😅
@abukolt01
7 ай бұрын
Legend has it, Steven’s blood type is sausage gravy.
@AMRi30
7 ай бұрын
😂😂
@billbarker9215
7 ай бұрын
too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@danielterry6511
7 ай бұрын
That's a vicious little lie, his blood type is Nutella
@richmax8486
7 ай бұрын
Wrong, I have it on good authority it is Ragu Thick & Chunky
@jeffreycarleton1535
7 ай бұрын
HEY, just like mine! Maybe we’re related!
@Dennis.Sett75
6 ай бұрын
He's definitely mastered the art of fighting without spending more than a half a calorie
@Jhonata.123
6 ай бұрын
Chorei😂😂😂
@StarDust-zo8gd
6 ай бұрын
:)
@BernardochaconChacon-ze1rc
6 ай бұрын
Porque no peleo con jean Claude van dame porque le tubo miedo
@MrEslender
6 ай бұрын
Almost wondered if this was gonna be sumo wrestling..
@86soulx
6 ай бұрын
also mastered the art of paying his opponent
@user-xw9mq7qj8m
24 күн бұрын
He’s like a boiled egg with legs now 😂
@BigBoss-cc2mh
3 ай бұрын
Steven seagal has been : -Gravy seals ; Meal team 6 operator -Federal burger investigation officer -Former US green buffet -Kentucky fighter chicken trainer -Creamy ice agency special agent -United states McDonald corps veteran Steven seagull (A legend in his own mind)~
@paulwaugh5652
3 ай бұрын
Oh shit, I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 LMFAO..
@marsl9664
3 ай бұрын
Насмешнил😂
@chrisretired5379
3 ай бұрын
🤣👍👍👏🎊🎊
@bigbluezo6
3 ай бұрын
🤪😜😅🤣
@johna.7362
3 ай бұрын
Yeah, this made me literally laugh out loud, but I do think Seagal dangerous regardless of being an overweight jerk.
@thetilemaniac
6 ай бұрын
Looking like Peter Griffin pretending to be Steven seagull
Old school comment but so true: it’s simple, I see a Steven Seagal video on YT, I go straight to the comments. Literally never disappoints 😂
@mjk934
4 ай бұрын
😅😅me too, amazing , some still think he's legit...guess if you never actually trained or fought.
@chrisclifford8396
17 күн бұрын
Exactly what I did 😂😂😂
@sebobelzil4206
5 күн бұрын
Steven is the first to wear Pee-Ready Karate Pants. Never know when you'll end up in a good fight. Oh, and the sound is amazing. It has the end of school year theater play kinda vibe!!! All the children laughing.
@TheAmericanDreamLives
5 ай бұрын
Well I guess we now know the answer to the age old question 'Who ate all the pies?'
@slaughter..-__
5 ай бұрын
No sabes lo que comentas ni si quiera te enfrentaste a el te noquea en un segundo jaja
@leonkennedy2746
3 ай бұрын
Zelenskiy ate all the pies and Stefanchuk
@StarSpangledBanner-c1u
3 ай бұрын
@@leonkennedy2746 But Zelenskyy isn't a fat slob.
@Mikey-xw7yo
7 ай бұрын
I want to see him do that when the other guy DOESN'T play along!!!!
@user-wp5gm5ik4m
6 ай бұрын
Подойди к Стивену он не откажет вот и узнаешь
@BChandlerBaxter
5 ай бұрын
That's what you are seeing. The other guy is a black belt.
@jlhockey97
5 ай бұрын
The other guy isn’t playin around. Listen Steven has lied about a lot of things in his life but there’s no doubt his martial arts skills are top notch. As a 2nd degree black belt myself this dude is an absolute genius in martial arts and it blows my mind why he’s needed to lie about so many other things.
@garthokna7089
5 ай бұрын
@@BChandlerBaxter So Steven telling him where to strike to setup the counter isn't playing along?
@deezmixednutz6660
7 ай бұрын
Looks like he's wearing an attack dog training suit 🤣
@mikegiza424
7 ай бұрын
Great one 😂
@theflash1425
7 ай бұрын
Nah, that's the Twinkie add-on wardrobe accessory.
@GreyJedi73
7 ай бұрын
Spot on!! 😂🤣😂
@joeystokes8288
7 ай бұрын
MAN SHUT UP.... Tell him that to his face...
@stephenc2481
7 ай бұрын
that suit is a body suit, holding him upright. else, he would fall over.
@RLA-eu6zs
7 ай бұрын
Steven and the person who put this sham together need to be put in jail for falsifying fighting!
@jordancompton2425
7 ай бұрын
You need to watch your damn mouth and recognize greatness!
@Mocheesemoeugene
7 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅.
@Mocheesemoeugene
7 ай бұрын
Would that be similar to falsifying documents😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@Mocheesemoeugene
7 ай бұрын
Real or Fake he's a legend I grew up watching him.
@Kuyo85
7 ай бұрын
why he don’t do that to Van Damme ?
@In_Dog_We_Trust
7 ай бұрын
The grandmaster of bullshido himself 😂
@amitchell4206
7 ай бұрын
This is the winner comment!!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 Bullshido?😂😂😂😂
@elbert3987
7 ай бұрын
Yeah, but i bet you would never fight him?
@mrj8400
7 ай бұрын
@@elbert3987people hate him because he says he is the best fighter ever!!! Beter than real fighters, but never wants to fight them
@In_Dog_We_Trust
7 ай бұрын
@@elbert3987 me fight segal?? Ya probably not, he’s 71 overweight and def well passed his prime, it’d hardly be a challenge, I don’t wanna be thrown in jail for elder abuse :)
@elbert3987
7 ай бұрын
@@In_Dog_We_Trust Would you in is prime as he is a bullshido grandmaster as you claim it? do you say this because you know what you're talking about, or you are just repeating what others are saying?
@painlor7024
7 ай бұрын
Seagal really mastered the arts of bullshido.
@Shalashaska6969
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@2001gogamecocks
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂spit my drink...well done
@JKDVIPER
7 ай бұрын
4real.
@andress2691
7 ай бұрын
never heard bullshido.do you mean Aikido ?
@JKDVIPER
7 ай бұрын
@@andress2691 he's saying his skills are FAKE. I agree.
@MatuteDrumCover
Ай бұрын
I just came to read the comments, and you made my day. 😂
@fourierxfm
4 ай бұрын
Steven Seagal is not merely a martial artist. He's also an experienced sandwich artist.
@JuanDiaz-zm7mm
3 ай бұрын
lo mismo fue bruce lee vende humo
@yardmanrootikal
3 ай бұрын
I heard he is a magician…he makes food disappear 😐
@brodieallard6638
7 ай бұрын
Dude in white must have been a gymnast, he deserves an Oscar for his acting here. Seagal "the blob" is doing nothing here.
@HarrisMiller-qw6xh
7 ай бұрын
Mr. Blobby put his weight behind those throws
@luisbonnet3957
7 ай бұрын
@@HarrisMiller-qw6xh is correct Steven Seagal is a big dude literally. All he has to do is put is weight behind everything. The other guy is cooperating because if not his arm would be broken. We can make fun of Seagal but this here is a demo.
@trialaccount2184
7 ай бұрын
I'm Oscar and he doesn't deserve me.
@AGUS-kr4qx
7 ай бұрын
𝘊𝘰𝘣𝘢 𝘴𝘮 𝘢𝘵𝘭𝘪𝘵 𝘔𝘔𝘈 𝘣𝘢𝘳𝘶 𝘩𝘦𝘣𝘢𝘵
@geraldderick8286
7 ай бұрын
Seagal "the blob"
@WeAsOneRise
2 ай бұрын
That's the guy he's always throwing around 😂
@PanochaPeluda-lo1wg
2 ай бұрын
LMFAO
@kjp1232
Ай бұрын
The guy throws himself around😂
@jakrex5235
Ай бұрын
He probably owes him money 😅😅
@Johncandy25
Ай бұрын
Lol I thought the same thing that guy makes a living letting seagal throw him around
@layof
Ай бұрын
"Steven seboomboom" -south park
@ryanletchford2450
7 ай бұрын
Steven is the only guy that puts on weight after running a marathon
@angeleyes564
7 ай бұрын
Dount Marathon
@flavio-p
7 ай бұрын
A master at work. Fourth degree black belt in bullshido. 🥋
@roselaw295
7 ай бұрын
😂
@vasylstorm
7 ай бұрын
hahahhaa another bullshido
@mannyhernandez3512
7 ай бұрын
I actually believe he is a grand dragon already...the smooth soft art of bullshido❤
@josephdavis3686
7 ай бұрын
And shit zit so
@diamond21450
7 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@oktusprime3637
5 ай бұрын
The only pull-ups Steve Seagal does is when he pulls up at the McDonald’s drive-thru.
@WilliamBrown-xn8wt
5 ай бұрын
He likes Wendy’s
@arlixhemalaj
5 ай бұрын
Hi lives in Russia now
@Pifagorass
5 ай бұрын
He uses 'tasty with dot' (rebranding of McDonald's 😅
@user-em6se1rz4t
5 ай бұрын
That looks so fake
@SEANPOL203
5 ай бұрын
😂
@artescajeda835
14 күн бұрын
"When Chuck Norris does push ups, he is not pushing himself up. Rather, he pushes the 🌎...down."😮
@caseyhall5297
7 ай бұрын
I wonder how much they had to pay that poor kid to take that fall and humiliate himself
@junrypenaflorrosillo2035
7 ай бұрын
😂
@Serpienteevil
7 ай бұрын
El tipo se ve por sus movimientos un practicante del aikido consumado el ya es una vergüenza de por si y hacerlo gratis para hacer bien a otro lo toma como un honor
@alantaylor353
7 ай бұрын
Potato.!
@chuflekhg0897
7 ай бұрын
ES EXIBICION 1GN0R4NTE....!
@jb6278
7 ай бұрын
how bad do you want to find out???
@joeshmo9766
7 ай бұрын
For some reason it felt like I was watching an episode of Family Guy
@chrisslupski1525
7 ай бұрын
Same here lol
@Sleepy_Holl0w
7 ай бұрын
Exactly what I thought too
@oldschool86er
7 ай бұрын
Fuckkk!! Can't believe I'm not the only one that thought this 🤯🤯🤯
@DanielTillman-gn5io
7 ай бұрын
Look like Penn Jillette ate Peter Griffin
@markrichardson6381
4 ай бұрын
Yeah, I can see he's PETERBILT~😅
@deepsnow9839
7 ай бұрын
Steven Segal looks like he ate Steven Segal
@jesseguerra1442
7 ай бұрын
That was my first thought. He got big
@byronhudson799
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@monty9463
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@paulbklyn4742
7 ай бұрын
lol
@benpyne1228
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@fishboy91
2 күн бұрын
I do not understand why people are so tough on him. He has been a legit akido practitioner for decades. He lives the martial arts spirit and given a chance to train with him we would all jump at the chance.
@goblinday1
Күн бұрын
😂....you might. I'll take a real martial artist....he's an actor for a reason bro. Let me guess.....you think THIS video was a real fight to??? Not Steven acting....just like in his movies. He would need someone to train HIM to beat YOU
@fishboy91
21 сағат бұрын
@@goblinday1 Huh? He is a real martial artist. He is a 7th dan in Akido. He was the first American that taught Akido in a Japanese dojo in the 70's where he lived. He later moved to Los Angeles where he continued teaching Akido. In the early 80's he worked in film for the first time as a stunt coordinator and martial arts instructor to the stuntmen. It was not until 1988 that he started his acting career. Also this video, is a not a fight. It is a demonstration that shows certain techniques. I have practiced martial arts (Isshin-Ryu) for 20 years and that is what you watched. The uke, or person receiving the technique, must "go" with it or cooperate because if they do not then you will see what is likely to happen if the technique was used in a "real fight"...severe damage to the joints. And yes, he has put on a lot of weight over the years.
@goblinday1
16 сағат бұрын
@@fishboy91 you practiced for 20 years...cool...must suck knowing all that time spent yet you'd get mopped up REAL fast in a street fight not on a mat kicking at air and a stationary bag. You ever watch the street beef vids bro???? Go see what all that training gets people. Just as Steve O here just demonstrates...Martial arts only works in a gym with a willing partner will TO LET YOU get ahold of them for all those "pretty little moves"....thus as I said. He'd and YOU apparently....would need train before you bring that shit and find out what REAL street are all about. And that whole 7th dan in Akido...you do realize all anyone has to do to move up belts is LITERALLY stand in spot in front of some people and literally just kick, punch air but make it look pretty. Sit down with your martial arts bull shit.
@mikem.6761
5 ай бұрын
Steven is a fighter, he's been fighting against diets and good acting for years.
@melonmusk3976
5 ай бұрын
Diets are for models
@moviecollector7143
4 ай бұрын
😂😂
@marcoantoniochierici
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Coelacanth97
4 ай бұрын
He's actually totally into fitness..."Fitt'n'is fried chicken in my mouth!"
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