His delivery of the line "you are seriously looking at that document" is _incredible_
@claw333
4 жыл бұрын
Lewis B kills me lol
@gordonferrar7782
4 жыл бұрын
Everything Johnson says. Brilliant comic actor.
@MostlyLoveOfMusic
4 жыл бұрын
absolutely nailed it yes, great line
@herbertvonzinderneuf8547
4 жыл бұрын
No it is not. I believe it. ;-)
@naturalbornchiller158
4 жыл бұрын
Its the best line ever lol.
@spurs111
4 жыл бұрын
Him and super hans are the two best supporting characters in comedy
@LoudaroundLincoln
4 жыл бұрын
Spin off. Ive said it since 2007. A superhans/Johnson show would be the pearl beyond price.
@mugluvin3300
2 жыл бұрын
Truest statement made.
@blacksabbath487
2 жыл бұрын
No, Jeff is
@Paul-vi7kh
Жыл бұрын
Kev from Derek can’t be overlooked either.
@gallysally
Жыл бұрын
Agreed!!+
@OfficialPeepShow
5 жыл бұрын
My name is Alan Johnson and I condone this message.
@DominicGreen432
5 жыл бұрын
Peep Show excellent😂
@Oltongin
5 жыл бұрын
Liar
@pukeyourguts
5 жыл бұрын
whoever posted this comment is a proper milk monitor
@MoskHotel
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you condone Big Suze as well. 😂
@jizzuschrist6252
4 жыл бұрын
haha awesome
@DextroDNAOfficial
5 жыл бұрын
The mug handle smash is one of the finest pieces of acting in television history
@billybear2333
3 жыл бұрын
Johnson > any actor that is or ever will be
@jordancrothers6403
3 жыл бұрын
Glad someone else pointed that out
@johncoryell
3 жыл бұрын
Whats the story there?
@deathshead357
3 жыл бұрын
@@johncoryell Sophie smashed Mark's mug.
@sbraypaynt
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t even remotely know why it is nor agree with you at any level however at the same time i completely agree with you, that’s a spot on observation
@zefos9116
4 жыл бұрын
When he offers jez his own beer- peak Johnson
@jizzuschrist6252
4 жыл бұрын
lol yeah, that marked me
@murph7421
4 жыл бұрын
Power move
@sc2725
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not going to bargain with you Jeremy.
@user-fz3sz2dj4r
4 жыл бұрын
Johnson killed every scene he was in, amazing character
@Ryan-pn7qo
5 жыл бұрын
Poor me, Poor me...pour me another drink.
@ArrKayLondon
5 жыл бұрын
Just in case people didn’t know the reference. This is a saying that’s said in Alcoholics Anonymous. I assume one of the writers is in AA as there are lots of little TidBITS from AA in Peep Show.
@digi_edits
4 жыл бұрын
That killed me.
@djhuckfield
2 жыл бұрын
Daddy's hat's fallen off
@Luke47895
2 ай бұрын
The way Johnson smashed the handle off Sophie's mug made it look like an art form.
@nottheguardian7955
4 жыл бұрын
I judge your price to be £530. It's the precision.
@josephcooper5225
3 жыл бұрын
Fivehundredandthirtypounds
@MaRaX93
3 жыл бұрын
Just enough for a zoot suit
@nottheguardian7955
3 жыл бұрын
@@MaRaX93 I'm always talking about the twins.
@James-ex9ms
3 жыл бұрын
@@nottheguardian7955 I don't think you've ever previously mentioned the twins
@nottheguardian7955
3 жыл бұрын
@@James-ex9ms It's actually worse than that. Mark does that really pained English thing, "I'm *pretty certain* you've never mentioned the twins".😄
@AnEnemySpy456
5 жыл бұрын
That moment where you're so turned on by verbal abuse from your boss that you question your sexuality.
@erdingtonsfinest937
5 жыл бұрын
Is he the best comedy supporting character ever? I'm thinkin maybe
@adamdesalle6338
5 жыл бұрын
Erdingtons Finest what about Superhans???
@tcaudiobooks737
5 жыл бұрын
@@adamdesalle6338 Superhans and Johnson are both my favourites. They are essentially the models of what Jeremy and Mark would ideally like to be.
@mrbrian826
4 жыл бұрын
Him and Hans for sure
@BamM88
4 жыл бұрын
Also the rental snake
@LetsPlayKenny
4 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats super hans
@pauforsyth2028
4 жыл бұрын
“ I’ve got a 32 Plasma in mine.... you get a document on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document.”
@zapkvr
4 жыл бұрын
And look how dated plasma is now. He was no futurist
@comanchio1976
4 жыл бұрын
Him powering through' tai chi, is absolute genius
@J1283-s1k
3 ай бұрын
The way he floats to the end lmao
@CreamTheEverythingFixer
5 жыл бұрын
"We just need them sweating facts and shitting stats" is one of my favourite quotes from Johnson
@TheGreatGodPan
3 жыл бұрын
"fire 30% of the workforce and design a new logo" - this is alarmingly accurate in my experience
@marcelo2169
9 ай бұрын
"We are kindred spirits like George W. and Alaister Campbell we wanna it all and we wanna now" 😂😂😂
@c4ts0nm4rs5
5 жыл бұрын
Don't be alarmed, Mark. It's just Tai Chi.
@kumquatmagoo
4 жыл бұрын
I love how he glides in to the chair.
@UltraHylia
3 жыл бұрын
I always liked the randomness of Johnson doing Tai Chi that one time and that one time only.
@gitsurfer27
3 жыл бұрын
Supposed to take 30 minutes i'm done in 5, stick that up your dojo. The hilarity of a meditation practice being boiled down to a competition of who can finish quickest is prime character writing.
@bretvyon2336
3 жыл бұрын
The hints of American in his voice just make him the coolest guy ever
@djhuckfield
2 жыл бұрын
And then German, after he gets back from Fwonkfort
@karimqk1895
4 жыл бұрын
Johnson's eulogy at Gerrard's funeral nearly caused me to rupture an organ, how is that not in this vid?? 😂😂
@BH-98
Жыл бұрын
Was cut out in the edit. The scythe is remorseless. I hope the scythe’s remorseless swing can bring some comfort to you
@superpoochable
Жыл бұрын
That initial skip up to the altar had me primed 💀
@A-small-amount-of-peas
Жыл бұрын
£530 is such a hilariously exact amount to come up with
@marcelo2169
9 ай бұрын
I'm not gonna bargain with you Jeremy
@blueluny
5 жыл бұрын
ive never seen this. but i am in love with alan johnson.
@dunbass7149
4 жыл бұрын
Blue Luny Ano listen to his voice
@EliteFireSaint
Жыл бұрын
When the actor and the script are 100% synced. You get this perfection. There will never be a show like this again.
@darthkek1953
5 жыл бұрын
In... fire 30% of the workforce, change the logo... and out. This is true.
@JanPospisilArt
4 жыл бұрын
From years of listening to my dad complain about every new round of management consultants at their company - yes, painfully accurate.
@alkaholic4848
4 жыл бұрын
4:47 Yup I've seen management consultants in real businesses, this pretty much nails it.
@karimqk1895
4 жыл бұрын
That's capitalism for ya
@ArcanePath360
3 жыл бұрын
Lol. I literally experienced this at my last job when we met our client's new team of financial consultants. Massive downsizing, cost cutting and re-branding, and then wondered why the business was failing faster than ever.
@UnderAGlassMetropolis
3 жыл бұрын
New logo, booooom!
@richardclarke376
5 жыл бұрын
He was an inspired piece of casting!
@stevephillips7264
5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@acropolisnow9466
4 жыл бұрын
@@sirwizalot7164 meaning what?
@subg8858
4 жыл бұрын
Ain't no borderline about it
@mellowords
4 жыл бұрын
@multigrooves Jackie Chiles.
@bobblehat6603
4 жыл бұрын
@@mellowords Although Jackie Chiles is obviously a a parody of Johnnie Cochran, I agree, his demeanour and delivery is reminiscent of Johnson.
@claptonandchill4367
5 жыл бұрын
Thats a mighty fine piece of real estate you got there
@laurencesdaddy6392
4 жыл бұрын
Clapton and chill hahahahahhaah
@pigknickers2975
5 жыл бұрын
"Do you think the guys that invented Google sat around watching Trumpton?" Bwahahahaha!
@loeuvrededieu
5 жыл бұрын
Only a pi--? It's _never_ only a pint.
@karaloca
4 жыл бұрын
The amount of times this guy actually had me in tears. Brilliant.
@octopusmime
3 жыл бұрын
i hope the scythe’s remorseless swing can bring some comfort to you all.
@eoghanlyng5074
5 жыл бұрын
"Nice place, here, have a drink"
@CaesarInVa
4 жыл бұрын
God how I love this character. And the thing is, I knew guys like Johnson. Arrogant, cocky, self-assured....ordinarily the kind of guy you'd want to throw down the elevator shaft after everyone had left the office...but there was something about him you just had to like.
@jeanfortin5024
5 жыл бұрын
“Good old semi incomprehensible taboo busting pep talk”
@subg8858
5 жыл бұрын
Alan Johnson... I'm in love
@sb_dunk
5 жыл бұрын
I think he's the one...!?
@BabylonCentral
5 жыл бұрын
@@sb_dunk Ha ha. Biz Suze was definitely the one!!!!
@randomuploadsism
3 жыл бұрын
Under-rated actor, possibly the best casting ever!
@moreish7193
3 жыл бұрын
Second
@RealMenWorshipZeus
Жыл бұрын
"I'm the face. You're the tendons and the grisly shit underneath."
@jamesdixon6903
4 жыл бұрын
My favourite Peep show character. I like the episode where he rescues mark locked in his own bedroom desperate for a shit 😂😂
@lee4171
11 ай бұрын
I don't like talking to them, I don't like listening to them, but I do like some of the things they do. Truer words have never been spoken.
@jj9749
4 жыл бұрын
Johnson's performance in the cark park on the milk crate should make any highlights package. If only because he forever changed the pronounciation of Fwonkfwort
@jasewildheart
4 жыл бұрын
This
@QFIhawkman
4 жыл бұрын
I randomly heard "Fwonkfwort" in my head just now and I came here just to see it written. Thank you for your work! For me, Frankfurt will now forever be Fwonkfwort.
@catcomputer
3 жыл бұрын
Johnson is such a good character. I’ve never seen anything like him
@mysteryegg340
3 жыл бұрын
The way Johnson glides into the chair after doing Tai Chi gets me everytime....and the fact that he manages to to do 45 minutes of it in 10 minutes hahaha
@Stuart267
3 жыл бұрын
Johnson may have been a con man, but he was just so damned charasmatic & likable. One of my favorite characters on the show
@zeddeka
3 жыл бұрын
That's kind of the definition of a con man. Someone who uses charisma and charm to manipulate and con people.
@Badrobot1500
4 жыл бұрын
You will not be informed of the meaning of Project Zeus until the time is right for you to know the meaning of Project Zeus.
@johndamienreilly
4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant character. Not just what he says, how he says.
@Bromley68
Жыл бұрын
I cannot believe Paterson Joseph was not up for Dr Who. He is the perfect blend of cool and weirdness
@nozzaboy316kid
3 жыл бұрын
I just love the way he says "I'm not going to bargain with you Jeremy"
@benpadmore
Жыл бұрын
How he says “£530” cracks me up every time 😂
@sc2725
4 жыл бұрын
"The question is, Can you put the lid on the squid?" One of my favourite Johnson lines
@karldubelheimer3959
Жыл бұрын
Johnson seems like the kind of guy who wins on Numberwang constantly
@Loctorak
Жыл бұрын
That bell means it's time for WangerNumb - let's rotate the board!
@stocktonjoans
5 жыл бұрын
The Marquis De Carabas was finding the transition to London Above easier than he'd anticipated
@AbsoluteJokes
5 жыл бұрын
Always got time for a Neverwhere reference
@JanPospisilArt
4 жыл бұрын
Surely you mean Simon who is from Somerset.
@adamsmith7058
2 жыл бұрын
Patterson Joseph, the best Dr Who we never had.
@magzire
4 жыл бұрын
every scene he was in just comedy gold
@teemill5802
5 жыл бұрын
07:25 You will not be informed of the meaning of project Zeus until the time is right for you to know the meaning of project Zeus..... *pauses a few seconds for dramatic effect* Ok, now is the time for you to know the meaning of project Zeus
@gracex4875
5 жыл бұрын
Johnson is daddy
@basedchimera5859
4 жыл бұрын
D-d-daddio
@HorrorWarehouse
4 жыл бұрын
Why? Because I'm the big man and you're the shit heel right. - Alan Johnson Brilliant...that is just so spot on. - Mark
@arifdale
4 жыл бұрын
He's so good it makes me uncomfortable
@jk_____555
2 жыл бұрын
- "and if we fail, well, you're the junior guy, you take the bullet" - - "Christ" - - ""exactly" so good
@joshuajackson7246
5 жыл бұрын
That Tai Chi scene is gold
@elliotyamamoto38
4 жыл бұрын
The way he glides over to the seat when he is done, subtle but hilarious 😂
@waynedoyle5584
5 жыл бұрын
remember when your facing johnson....." just smile and nod like your gaddafi,s psychiatrist "...lol
@misskelly9184
3 жыл бұрын
I love his creepy relationship with Johnson
@Pennycott5
4 жыл бұрын
Everything this guy says is funny legend
@stevephillips7264
5 жыл бұрын
Lol one of the best comedy characters ever created and so well executed. Fucking love johnson
@slados1
4 жыл бұрын
I was just reading my signed copy of Business Secrets of The Pharaohs and then this just drops down in my feed... what are the odds
@ColinIngus1
4 жыл бұрын
Chance would be a fine thing...
@mattpyro90
3 жыл бұрын
"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser"
@MajorMatt01
4 жыл бұрын
6:35 Johnson is drinking a pint...
@svenrichtmann6792
2 жыл бұрын
Even the mighty Johnson can’t keep the lid on the squid.
@893loses
5 жыл бұрын
It just feels like a good pair of jeans
@MrRav1247
Жыл бұрын
Still waiting for the Johnson and Super hans spinoff
@selinakyle2368
23 күн бұрын
Both of those actors should have been Doctor Who.
@TC-th1ey
4 жыл бұрын
I forgot Johnson had hair at one point, always thought that he was born completely bald with the moustache.
@andybelfield6034
3 жыл бұрын
"or Aberdeen" brilliant stuff
@sbraypaynt
3 жыл бұрын
I dream of one day entering someone’s room and offering them their own drink as smoothly as our Lord Alan
@IgiWhiteman
5 жыл бұрын
I -want- *need* a TV show about Alan and Super Hans teaming up to take over the world.
@stevephillips7264
5 жыл бұрын
Yes that would be awesome !! Super Hans on crack and Johnson giving it the biggen
@NotQuiteFirst
5 жыл бұрын
No they are characters that are brilliant as zany supporting characters but would be boring as leads. They both shine because of the contrast with the "normal blokes" Mark and Jez. Like how Jack Black was a brilliant support in High Fidelity but then his career doing the same thing as a lead has been shit.
@alkaholic4848
4 жыл бұрын
@@NotQuiteFirst Yeah I agree. Both excellent chracters that you feel like just can't get enough of, but they need to be placed around a story, not drive it, bringing shock value alongside the more relatable characters.
@brianybrianbrian
3 жыл бұрын
"Christ" "Exactly" 😂
@Jaxymann
3 жыл бұрын
"How can I trust you to be my main man in the office? Let alone Frankfurt!...Or *Aberdeen...?" "I've got to go to Aberdeen! I've got the Rough Guide!" The notion of Aberdeen being better than Frankfurt is hilarious enough, but the fact Mark genuinely believes it is even funnier xD
@scoopermg8226
5 жыл бұрын
Consultio/Consultius
@videofudge
5 жыл бұрын
probably my fave character
@tcaudiobooks737
5 жыл бұрын
This man is the reason why I have a BMW 5 Series.
@lk3034
4 жыл бұрын
Mr Cool he’s not the one he sucked iff
@dano8012
3 жыл бұрын
Lol 👍🏾👌🏾
@joelbennett9014
Жыл бұрын
Gotta get them leather driving gloves and a scarf to complete the look
@el6178
3 жыл бұрын
Peep show is the cruelest comedy ever. It's totally painful to watch. Johnson leaves in a council estate after all the golden boy attitude. Priceless.
@jonnysupreme
3 жыл бұрын
"That's a fine piece of real estate you have there" 😂😂😂😂
@djhuckfield
2 жыл бұрын
Look at her arse. Is that the best arse you're ever gonna get?
@digitalghost1118
5 жыл бұрын
Vista: Like a new pair of jeans.... - See that's where Microsoft went wrong with the advertising
@zapkvr
4 жыл бұрын
They never advertised ME. And for a very good reason
@CCCoNeTiMe
4 жыл бұрын
7:12 genius
@XAVR_
3 жыл бұрын
Every man has his price, and I judge yours to be.... _Five hundred and thirty pounds?_
@ChitlinsLaundry
4 жыл бұрын
Fckn great show, only found it in 2020
@keithp6699
4 жыл бұрын
During the lock down?
@ChitlinsLaundry
4 жыл бұрын
Keith P yup 👍
@BabylonCentral
4 жыл бұрын
And you'll be enjoying it in 2040. Gets better and better over time.
@danielwheatley5948
3 жыл бұрын
Missed out on the 3 amigos PowerPoint, excel and word!
@gregthesuperninjaturtle450
3 жыл бұрын
"Just us, pile of Chinese food and a couple of fuck off spreadsheets"
@kurtanglina7419
3 жыл бұрын
this guy should be the new james bond
@feelboss7188
5 жыл бұрын
"Christ" "Exactly"
@BabylonCentral
5 жыл бұрын
Alan's pyjamas...probably still warm....
@leeballington3136
2 жыл бұрын
You're reading all the comments down below silently, but in your head, you're using Alan's voice.
@tracypanavia4634
4 жыл бұрын
"Mr work-a-day for world peace"😂
@redlady935
3 жыл бұрын
He seems to have a thing about f***ing poultry
@MoskHotel
5 жыл бұрын
Alan Johnson. I’m in love. 🥰
@mrneutral8423
2 жыл бұрын
Forgot how fucking tremendous this guy is. What an actor!
@marcussmall1093
3 жыл бұрын
"I do sort of like it when he's rude to me...hopefully that's more a psychological defect than a weird sexual thing."
@whizzy97
2 жыл бұрын
Watch a chicken fucking horse 😂
@feelboss7188
5 жыл бұрын
9:00 this. I'll say this to anyone.
@macman975
4 жыл бұрын
I just powered through your comment...
@pigknickers2975
4 жыл бұрын
it's impossible not to love Johnson. How?
@DmReddd24
4 жыл бұрын
Sucker for charisma
@markreynolds1436
3 жыл бұрын
Do I....love....Johnson? Maybe I do?
@jrmungandr
Жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I let this happen on my watch
@JohnPelagides
5 жыл бұрын
No women, just us and a couple of F#@K Off spreadsheets
@DendyJungle
Жыл бұрын
Imagine johnson as a kid. He’d bring a briefcase to class
@lewiscuthbert1769
4 жыл бұрын
I heard about the rumours but I couldn’t believe it
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